The Zach and Wahlid Show
96: hot rodent summer w/ Nut
Guys, I had a, I bought an app and I thought, uh, we can do some intros. You paid for an app. I did. Six, $7. $7. $7. Ballpark. D. D. J. And you saw it on Instagram and you paid for this? Yep. I thought it was pretty cool, guys. This is our opening intros for everyone. How about a standing at six foot one. Curly hair, kind of hot. Number seven, Cameron. Corral, my actual name. Oh, thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And next up to bat. This music is way too. Hey, why is your way cooler than mine? I was like. Hey, I don't know. Now that it's number 91, he's balding on top and gets sloppy top. Wally, momma. Look at the camera, dude. It goes to bat. That's yours. Five, six, five. Yeah. Why was mine the least cool? Here's the canis. Coming off the bench for the first time in his career. Number 69, Kenny, Kenny Murphy. There you go, dude. Nice. Oh, you guys want to hear mine? Yeah. Yeah. Now, batting number 14. Looking for his third home run today. He's very late. He's so sorry with an ass like that. You can't stop looking at it. Zachary, peona. All right. That was good. That's right. You want to try one? Yeah, I want to try one. I'm sure. Yeah, you can try one. Here you go. Have at it. It's a heavy cord. It just kind of goes. All right. Coming up to the pitch with the biggest teeth ever. Be careful. He might bite you. Zach, peona. This is Zach's first time playing because he plays softball, which is not a real sport. And he's a full grown adult with the hopes of becoming a baseball player. Let's see what that, uh, let's see what this sounds like. What music do you want? Anything really good. Be your choice. [Laughter] [Music] Dude, why don't you buy this out? By the way, real quick, the UI. The experience is such a giant bear. Look at the play button. The play button looks. I just thought we could have cool baseball intros today, dude. What's fucking wrong with that? All right. I don't know why there's nothing crazy to ever be careful. All right. Fuck it. Anyways, guys, nuts here today. Hey, whoa. Hell yeah. How does it feel to be used by everyone in TMG studios just for episodes and pods and, uh, we just, we just call you just, hey, it feels great. I have nothing else going on. We have a free day. Let's call nut up. Yeah. Oh, we should call nut. It's going to be what we should call it. Yeah, we don't have like a bank episode. TMG podcast. This one, which is my favorite. Yeah. I think every one of them is so great. Wow. And I know all of them, like all of them. Um, but you guys, I think are the sweetest guys here. Thank you. We appreciate it. That's what Kenny says about, like, being producers aren't others. He says that he loves producing for the Zachalowly show. Yeah. This is definitely my top three that I produce. Yeah. Which one is funny because we've had you on and me and Zach were talking to the day. We realized we didn't know your full name ever. My full name? Yeah. We had no idea. So we wanted to guess. Yeah. Because you don't, now that we know your name, you didn't know like my first name? So, okay, here's the story. That's fun. Cause it's like, what do I look like? Yeah, exactly. Like, go. And, uh, so we were sitting in the car and we're like, oh yeah, we have nut coming on this weekend. Like we should, uh, we should like, what should we talk about? And then I like looked at, we was like, what is his name? Like, I've, we've called him not like all the fucking time. And it was like totally blanking on us. Like, damn, we don't really like talk with him. Like just calling his name, you know? Yeah. So we were like thinking about it and then Kenny spoiled it for us. I know we told him not to spoil it for us. I know. Yeah, I blew that one. That's right. But what were you thinking? I thought you were Brandon. Brandon? Yeah. Like, go Brandon? Yeah. Or Kyle Rittenhouse? He thought that was me. I don't know. I was thinking about this. I thought you were Alex Jones. It's pretty good. The Frogs are good. But no, uh, I'm not Kyle Rittenhouse, but he also went to ASU. So go devil's it. No, he went there for like a day and then everyone bullied him enough that he like dropped out. That sounds like his arc is really coming to fruition. Yeah. The fucking shooters. You look like a Robert. No, I don't. No one, who's named Robert anymore? What the fuck? He doesn't look like a Brandon. Yeah. More than Robert. Yeah. That's a brand. This is a Brandon pit right now, long sleeve. You think so? Yeah, I think so. You look like a Richard. Why are you picking like old? Oh, that was funny. Uh, my, but my mom almost named me Mateo. That's nice. That was a badass. Why are you so enthused about that one? It's like it's Italian, right? Let me tell you. I think it's, I think it's, you can make any name. Yeah, you can't. Eh, Brandon, Eviano. Nice. That's a drink. That's a water. Evan, are you Italian? No. Okay. You can, you can do Wally. You can tell him. Wally. Hey. Are you kidding me? Hey. Oh, well, Lee. Do tennis. Uh, uh, corner guy. I love how you can't be really, you can do any accent besides like, you can't do anything. Yeah. Yeah. We could try. We could see. Try some. It's so funny. I like, I did an Indian accent to my friend. I'm like, as a joke, you know, a little hot, whatever. It was me. And I did it right back. No, no, no, no. And he goes, dude, like, I'm pretty surprised. That was like the worst, if you like, I've ever heard. You're really bad. I'm really bad at it. I was going to be a, I was going to be a Shane. Do I look like a Shane? Oh, no. What about it? You can see it, but I don't think it's right. Oh, we've been such a, what is the, yeah, yeah, Shane's here. Wait, when did Shane pull it? That's crazy. What's up, guys? What's up, Shane? What are we talking about today? Oh, like, like, Calvina House and Shane. Oh, I love that. That's my fucking go to baseball a little bit. Have you guys talked about Alex Jones yet? Oh, dude, he was here. Yeah. I love him. Yeah. Yeah. Shane, do you have a catchphrase? What do you podcast? Hang 10. That was cool. They have a shade. You're sick, dude. Yeah. I love the Shane and Wally podcast. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before exactly. I brought this hat, though, today, because I wanted to differentiate that we're not shooting two episodes back to back. Yeah. I'm also wearing a hat to show that we're not shooting two episodes. Yeah. And I'm wearing the same shirt so you can never tell what episode is going off of what I'm wearing. Yeah. I forgot my hat, but, yes. How's your, your back posture today? Oh, it's pretty good. Yeah. I'm wearing, I got this posture corrector. Nice dude. Just because it was, I thought I wanted to come looking professional. When did you start of that? I watched this YouTube video. It was like a GQ. It was, I saw the movie May, December, and there's a guy in it. I forgot his name, Charles. Something. Charles. Yes. Film guy over here. Nerd. I am, I got a, I went to film school too. The 83rd best film school in America. And I got a 2.95 GPA. Yes. Dude, I had a 2.0 GPA. That's what's up. Just like us. Um, Shane, Shane, Shane, Brandon. Oh, yeah. Shane, Brandon, that is. I don't give a shit about anything. Go ahead. Oh, yeah. And he was so like, he was like his 10 essentials. And he, it was, he was like, kind of, yeah, he came off like really dumb, but in like a sweet way where I was like, I like him. Yeah. He wrote poetry or he brought like a poetry book and he read a Maya Angelou poem and he was like, shit. I love poems. I was like, hell yeah, this guy's dope. And then he got, he said, I bought a posture corrector on Amazon very impulsively. And there it is. Yeah. Why do you throw it down? Like laundry. Yeah. And he was, it was just so funny. Yeah. He brought like a hairbrush that's super fancy that you're not supposed to get wet. And he was like, I only use it in the shower. All the time. And it was like, he was so like funny. And I was like, hell yeah, I'm gonna buy a back brace. And then I bought one. And all my roommates were like, you, you're standing up so straight right now. Yeah, you look taller. You know, this was it. So do you keep it on all there? Do you keep it on to like until it is uncomfortable? It's very sweaty and uncomfortable on my armpits. Are you six one? I am six one. No, you're six five. I guess. I guess right, dude. Have you actually seen a difference in your posture since you started using it? Uh, I think so. Do you have my posture? Not, not when I'm not wearing it. Only when I'm wearing it. Oh, okay. Well, here's the thing. What helps is take it easy. Where that and then go to the gym and start doing some back workout. I'm not going to go to a gym. You don't work out? No, I don't work out. How do you say so fit? I just eat, I just wake up and kill it. I don't do anything. I don't, it's bad and sick. Yeah, dude. No, I think there's going to be a day where it just doesn't all work out for me. But today is not that day. What do you think is coming your way in a negative connotation? Like, what do you think? What's that haters probably? Oh, whereas like, I don't just like lose weight naturally. Okay. I guess the metabolism slows down. What's your, what's your top 10 essentials? And you know, what's, what's in your go-to bag? Top, top, top. Nice. You said top 10? Yeah, probably head, head pussy, head, I would say heads one, then pussy and fuck. And then move nipple shit ass. Did you bring any of these? Yeah, there is. Yeah, I did actually. No, my, oh, what are my top 10 essentials? No one says like water or something. I don't know, I haven't watched that many of them. I guess that's an essential, but I don't drink that much water. I should drink more. Yeah. This is like a college like table right now. There's so many. I even pulled too off because it's too busy. I don't know what the rest of my top 10 is. The back brace is pretty sick. I don't ever wear it. What's your go-to food item? Like if it was an essential item. My go-to food item, honestly, is probably like frozen chicken nuggets. Not in terms of like, not that I want to eat them, but it's just there. And I, I'm like, I'm not going to cook like a, I can just put them right. Have you ever done it before? Like I've done it before, but it's too much effort. And I don't remember how it tasted. Yeah. Whatever. You know? Yeah. So. You'd rather be getting ahead than fucking cooking. Yeah. I don't have time to cook too busy getting head from hot girls all the time. Good for you, dude. So. Hey guys, we want to take a quick break to thank a sponsor today's episode, Nutriful. Warm weather brings so many outdoor activities, like grilling up burgers and hot dogs for dinner or playing pickleball on the weekends. With all that time spent in the sun, think about what it's doing to your hair. 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I don't know. Does it not come with stuff on it? I don't know how it works. I feel like it's like a plane. I've never gotten food at a game. It's like expensive. Sorry, Mr. Moneybags over here. This richest guy in the world loves getting every hot dog in a fucking baseball game. That's a shame for you. So why would I have to work for a living? I don't fuck. I'll do podcasts all day. Yeah. You're next to me. Yeah. I have a successful business owner. True, true, true. I'm not too pretty weird. I don't have a job or a job either. Yeah. Um, wait, but what, oh, I get like probably catch up and I'll get some onion and some relish on there from feeling frisky. Oh, yeah. Depends if I'm with like a girl. Yeah, yeah, because then I don't want to smell like stinky pickle onions. Well, she's getting onions too. And you're like, oh, you're a freak. Yeah, I'll be like, damn, you're, you're a freak. You're a freak. That's what I would say. Right, Shane. Do you have a foot fetish? Do I have a foot fetish? Yeah. No. What the fuck is wrong with that? We talked about it last couple episodes ago. Yeah, but this is, this is completely separate. Why can't I ask if he has a fucking foot fetish? Like if you're going to a game, like, and what does that have to do with the game? And feet are out. Like you're the feet are. Oh my God. Are you saying, am I looking at? Yeah. Are you like, are you distracted? What better? That's like a pervert. Yeah. That's like sexual assault. Yeah. There's games happening there, but there's feet. There's real games down real. Yes. The real Dodger Dogs, real games in the sand. Yeah, the real Dodger Dogs. He squared mustard. Like, does that fancy you? Yeah. Are you pretty sure? Pick your character. Pick what character you're going to be. Do I want to look at women's feet in the sand? I mean, that fancy love. If they're like, hey, Guffner, I'd be considered looking at the toes. You're like heckling someone's toes. Put him back up again. Hey, come on. You're asking him to put him back. Wait, no, no, no. Bring him back. Bring him back. Oh, yeah. Have you heard of Wikipedia? Oh, I've heard of Wikipedia. Yeah. Do you have one? Do you have a page? I don't know. Probably not. I've never shown my feet. People are good. It's a favorite tab on the. Oh, yeah. Are you have a book, Mark? Would you just be not on Wikipedia? I don't know. I don't think I've done a good job of distinguishing my name. There's, there's. I would imagine you. I'm not showing pulls back up. See if Zach pulls. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Maybe Shane. All right, Shane. Have you ever got a pedicure? Wow. I'm peeling a wife. Came up. Oh my God. No way. Oh my God. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're the tuna. You're not even sexy with people who have the best. This guy is the worst feet. Wow. Let's go so fast. Wait a second. Wait, no, look at. Guys, if you're on audio, you're going to want to switch over to the YouTube. We're pulling up everyone's feet right now. Whoa, 16 pictures. What the hell? What the fuck? Dude, you have a really good rating. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Lots of votes. Is this like a Yelp review? Like can people like commentate? What the fuck is this? What is this picture? Oh, there's a, oh, there's a my Sunday girl. Oh, there's a, my Sunday girl is. Wow. Dude, dude. There's four points. Yeah. Four point six, baby. You got good feet. Yeah. Look at all those photos. Just look at this. Look at me. I'm making a pedicure. Oh, look at that. Yeah. You're able to do it. That's Sunday girl. Those I listened two weeks ago. Yeah. Wow. She's grabbing my leg. Damn. Got a hand on that. They were talking shit. They're calling monkey boys. They are calling you some names. Yeah. There's a weirdly, a lot of pictures of your feet online. This one, you post that bed one on pride. You post that on pride every month, right? Yeah. Not a boy, dude. Wow. Sunset pick. Yeah, I was in Greece, Santorini. So you don't get paid for these? No, man. Listen, I don't want to monetize on something like that. God's gift. Yeah. God's gift. For the love of the game. Do you, you don't get pedicures? I mean, I would. I just haven't. Just again, sorry. I don't have a million dollars. Sorry. We can't afford pedicures. Yeah, we can do it. You're on the show is paying people to touch my toes. Anyways, caviar tonight. Can I just, can I just, some lady walk in and start doing that, a pedicure live on the show? That would be awesome. You guys should do that. That would be pretty sick. I'm just doing it for a hundredth. Get pedicures live? Yeah. I'd be dumb. Probably boost the, the wiki fee rating too. Dude, that'd be sick. That'd be sick. That'd be bad. Dude, not even pictures video proof of how our feet are. Like wiki feet video. Yeah, before. And we should do before, we should do before and after too. Okay. Yeah. Nice. And what our feet look like? Where are we posting the befores and the afters? Oh, I miss the game. All our social platforms. We've got to get your rating up. I have bad feet. We're rebuild motor. You just had a tough break. It was time to cancer. Was it? I don't know how that worked. I've been making excuses. I'm trying to just switch, trying to make you feel better but it's me being so ugly. When you have cancer and you lose your hair, is that on your feet too? Yeah, you lose it everywhere. Dude, shits after chemo were the best because you didn't have any like hairs in your ass. Yeah. It was the cleanest wipes I've ever had in my life. It was the best. I miss it. Oh my god. No, it was, it was the cleanest shit, dude. It was so sick. Hell yeah. Like a baby's bottom? Like a baby's bottom. Now I'm back to like fucking double like flushing and just like rolls and rolls and rolls and yeah. That much? Yeah, just a lot. A lot of shit. You guys ever, more poop talk? Do you guys ever like kind of get like halfway done wiping but then shower and just finish it off in the shower? What are you talking about? Are you credit card swiping the shower? Yeah. Okay. Now that we're all talking about it, sometimes I'll just take a shit, don't wipe and just go hop in the shower and just do a complete reset of the day. You know, sometimes you take such gnarly shits, you got to just reset. Yeah. Yeah. So before when I brought that up, you gave me a really weird look. I gotta go. You had to wait to see what everyone else is reaction. I only wipe when I'm going out. Nice. Okay. Special occasions. Yeah. You ever use a potato? I want to feel fancy. My parents got one recently and I use it and I was like, wait, I don't know. I was like, I was like, I felt like I was like, this is that's not yeah. Do you have a fucking ass fetish? The young model. You got too excited. Yeah. I hope she's doing well. That's all with her. I don't know. I hope she's doing well. I haven't heard from her in a while. Do you credit card swipe in the shower? What does that mean? What do you tell you about? Spread. So you like to clean your ass, you put your forehead on the opposite of the head of the shower and you fucking lean forward and you spread. You got one cheek, right? One cheek's holding it and then your other cheek's cleaning the shit. You're the hands. Oh, I mean, yeah, I washed my ass in the shower. I'm very, I'm like very routine guy. Get uncomfortable if I don't like do it and I just, yeah, I wash everything. You know what I noticed recently though, by the way, I've been watching a lot of Netflix shows. Anytime it's like a couple in the show that's like disgruntled or something or just like they're married, whatever. The guy, they always show the guy taking shower and they'll show like his ass too for some reason. It's like I didn't need to show his ass for the show. But they always shower like this specific. Wait, this is like the head and they're like. Do you guys notice that? Yeah. No, I agree. And also they don't say goodbye on the phone. They don't say goodbye on the phones. I also say each other's names too much. It's like, did you, did you forget or not? It's watching like a dude's shadow on now. He's like, there, there it is. That guy right there. I told you, I told you. You know, I notice though on TikTok, so many people will just make videos and like lie and then it could be like, it was satire. Yeah. And that's not sad. You were just lying. Yeah. You were just lying about something. It's not satire. There was a TikTok of this guy on a podcast telling a story, right? And he's telling a story about my friend, about how he was in a club and he was trying to get into this one VIP section and that my friend said, hey, pull up your phone. Let me see how many followers you have. And then he pulled up a show on his phone. He was like, no, you can't get in. Your friend. That was fake. But the story was fake. And then he said, who is just right, and just me. He was talking about him. And then so the video like blew up. It has like 100k likes, right? And then in the comments, he's like, oh no, how I'm only joking. But the comment has only like 100 likes on it. And the video has like 100k likes like, so she'll be like, oh, this guy just asked to see how many followers he had for the VIP section. You know what I took from that story? What? Your friends hang on VIP. Rich. You never knew what to the party. That's the point of the story. That's all he got from the story. Yeah. What? Do your friends credit card swipe to in the shower? Oh, absolutely. Do they do it? Do they do it in VIP? Oh, absolutely. With a bidet. Do they credit card swipe cocaine? That we should do that. We should try it. So brilliant. I'm down to do drugs. And whenever they're on the table. Dude, you know what's like been enticing to me always is cigarettes. Oh, I love cigarettes. Oh, really? I love them. Men, menthol, Sigs. I just like back, but then like, bring them back. Yeah. And also like vintage camel ads, like it was, the guy was dope. So cool. And the, and there's, you, there's nothing's wrong with them. Like, you're totally fine if you. There's nothing bad. I just wish they weren't addicted. No, unless you don't want to be a nerd. I guess if you want to be a nerd, then don't look at the shit. Dude, he plays the piano. He plays the piano, the piano, the sick of my mouth. And he's like, good at piano too. Like he's like, his parents playing in early. He never, he never practiced. He's not even looking at. Yeah. This says, this is so fucking cool. I see these on T-shirts all the time. The camel ads, like vintage T-shirts being resold. And I'm like, fuck, I actually would rock like a camel. Wait, dude, we should smoke. Why don't we fucking buy this right now? Look at Marlboro. It's $4. All right. I think I just want it. Money bags over here. It's just 20 by 30. 20 by 30 is $37. It just got way more. What was the $4 option? I just want to point out, this one has one person has this in their cart. We have to hurry right now. Look up, look up, Marlboro like race jacket. Okay. The three races it is a piece of paper. It's a print. That's pretty, that fits perfect. I feel like that's a nice year. And we can put a frame on it. Yeah, dude. I don't even ride a bike. Look at the shit. It looks sick, bro. We want to smoke. I have one of those. Oh, yeah. It's pretty sick. But you don't smoke. Does anyone here? Once I wear the jacket, I'm looking at you. Evan, do you smoke? No. Can you think Evan's smoke? No, none of us smoke. I didn't know I was on the nerd podcast. I think that's where, like, you know, you could just have the oral fixation. Nah, actually. I got an oral fixate. Thanks, man. Yeah. No, yeah. That was fucking sick. Yeah, thanks. That was really cool. I just wish, like, it wasn't addicting. You know what I mean? I just want to try one. I got a dicting. Oh, dude. Wait, hang on. I'm on a roll. Say dictaint. I got a dicting. Oh, dictating. Yeah. Okay. What would Shane say about that? I thought it was dictating. So that's why I was like, that's why I'm still deaf enough. Yeah. Keep it clean. We're talking about cigarettes are cool. I would love to smoke cigarettes right now. What other drugs have you done? What drugs have I done? Yeah, why not? I don't know if I don't. Oh, okay. The cool ones. All the cool ones. Oh, no way. I love that. But also, and not in, like, a bad, in, like, a cool, like, way where it's like, it's like where I'm, it's okay. Yeah. And you should, yes. I think also, I don't want to ever shoot up because I'm sick. I don't like needles. So that's the main reason why I'm not doing that drug. That's a big drawback for me. I don't like needles. And then it came in another form, absolutely. Yeah, I think it does. A pill, cops are up. We're doing, we're doing, we're trying to smoke meth. So you're going this baseball game pretty soon. I am going to a big game tonight. Yes. Dodgers and the Angels. Whoever wins. I don't know what are the stakes. You get to shower with a winning team. I know the rally monkey. Who's the rally monkey? You don't know the rally monkey is? Bro, I had, like, a lot of sports stuff I want to talk about today. So I just wanted to say this could be, like, a foul tip episode. No, boom. There's so much good sports. So there's lore behind this. Every time the Angels are, well, every seventh or eighth inning, they play on the Jumbo Tron, a video of the rally monkey. Oh, that's at the Angels. This is right. This is it right here. Yeah. I'm going to the Dodgers stadium. Oh, they don't have a, they don't have a monkey. Zach, do you know, I knew you were going to fucking say this one. Damn. Angels beat the Giants in the world series. Fuck. Dude, I would love a little monkey. If there was more animals and games like that, do they still? Is it? Yes, you buy one. Replaying the same monkey. It's the same clip of it. That thing is dead. It's got to be dead. What's the life span of us? You don't think with Air Bud where he died for a movie even came out or like a month after the movie came out, so he didn't even get his award, right? He couldn't even fucking also unrelated. Fun fact, they blocked me on Twitter, the Air Bud Twitter account. Twitter account? Why? I thought he was dead. Now all of a sudden he doesn't like me on Twitter. What did you say? I had a lot of things. There was a pita of like, allegation against them. Yeah. What's the life span? It was about like 20 years. So yeah, it's dead. It's definitely dead. Fuck you, for a monkey, not you, the rally monkey. What's the life span of a rally monkey? Of the ladies and forever. He's a rally. That's a rally. He should still be going good. You know, like, you got raging and you get to take like a quick power nap. You'll get up in a rally. That's the rally monkey. They should drink in the monkey beers or something. Yeah, something funny. That would be funny. Yeah. I would love to direct like a Air Bud, like a movie with an animal in it so bad, but they still make it like really cheesy. Yeah. So like when they're shooting Air Bud, is that like four different dogs that they have on rotation? No, the first one was a famous dog. He would go on talk shows and do tricks. Really? So is that dog a millionaire then, technically? I don't know. I think it was a thing where like with child stars where you have to have like a bank account until they're 18. Oh, for the dog? For the dog. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. The owners might have been bad owners where they steal the money before he turned and then like the dog has to like sue them for separation. Do you have to say I'm like, like interested? Also, I'm like, oh wait. Look it up, Air Bud versus the Air. Yeah. The state of California versus Air Bud. How did they get him to play baseball? Yeah. He was on the baseball. He also was baseball. What about the MVP? He was MVP. No, most valuable primate. Oh, is he a primate? There's a hockey one MVP. I know. The Air Bud movie about baseball. Seventh base base for the angels. He's placed for the angels. He plays first base. Imagine being a guy who's in the minor leagues for like 12 years and like you never, you're waiting for your car. And they're like, guys, this dog. The dog just took your spot. Your sponsorship deal. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, bud. But you guys, you got to see this dog. What's the dog? What's the raccoon story? There's a raccoon too. That's probably the relief. That's like Air Bud. Air Bud is Otani and the raccoons. I'm so excited to see them. A lot of movies are licensing the angels. Wow. Oh, Rocky raccoon. They used to be owned by Disney. Yeah. Oh, right. That makes sense. Yes. I'm quickly trying to scan this. This is Rocky raccoon. Yeah. Many local athletically talented dogs have mysteriously started disappearing with the help of the dog nappers, little helper, Rocky raccoons. Oh, he's a snake. He's a snake. Oh my God. Kill the raccoon. Kill the chief. Shoot the raccoon in the movie. You've been five minutes long. Shoot the raccoon. What if like, uh, we're doing too much? Like stop letting him get away from the move. Like Air Bud just like fucks up his head in the bat. Yeah. I'm sorry. They have web, they have hard rock balls. They can throw at 100 miles an hour and baseball bats beat up the raccoon. That's bugged the raccoon. Like they're probably like, we can't start the game without bug. Well, no, that is the thing. The thing is you can't have Air Bud kill the raccoon in front of the stadium because it's going to cause a race war. Yeah, it's going to cause a big race war. We just can't. They just couldn't afford it. Does that mean that like there's a ton of dogs in the crowd too? Have you seen those games where you can bring your dog to the game? Yeah. That would be bark in the park. Yeah. I would love to participate in that. That would be fun. There was a cat. There was a minor league one that had a cat day. That sounds like a mess. Yeah. That would be fucking ever lost their cat. All the cats ran away. There's a minor league one that had cats and like they all were leashed up. I don't think like cat unless you're like obviously well-trained cat, you can bring it, but they were like kittens and shit and they had a really good pun there. They said take me out to the ball game. Wow. Right? That was actually really fucking good. I saw it and I got shocked and I waited to say it to you guys. That was really fucking good. They should pay you to say that. Someone said no. I didn't come up with it. It was on the screen. I said they had a really good. I didn't. Oh, no. Sorry. You guys give me too much credit. I would love to take it. I was like, wow, that was so good. I was just, yeah. I'm going to try to segue this, animals. You guys, are you guys on board with Hot Rodent Summer? What's Hot Rodent Summer? That's a great question. Well, they just tell me right now. They're saying all the hot boys look like rats this year. Yeah. Thank you. That's exactly right. Here are some examples of Hot Rodent men. First one for sure. That's rap. He looks like the one from that movie where they get flushed down the toilet. No, but he does like look back at it. What's the one they get flushed down the toilet all the rats? Ah, it's like flushed. Flushed away. Flushed away. Oh, yes, yes. He'll get up because the first guy looks like flushed away. Oh my God. Dude, you're right. Let me pull this up. I'm pulling it up. This guy. No, dude. That looks like a Arab bomb. They still have a website that movie came out 20 years ago. Yeah, wait. Can you still interact? Oh, it's on Blu Ray, guys. How many page views a month do you think the flushed away website? Is generating? Apparently. Are the rats are the rats Italian or what's the deal? No, they're flushed out. I think they're like secret agent rats. Yeah. Right. That guy's the race of the rats. That is an Italian rat. That's a guy in the bag. Holy shit. Wait, what? Yeah. Wait, let's zoom in on him. That's a frog, I think. That's very good. That is not a frog. That's a frog. Why is he Italian too? He's got an Italian. He's Armenian. He's Armenian. Sorry, Armenian. Well, what about the movie, Ants, the other scene that's right? Yeah, I like to freak me the fuck out. We find he's talking about hot. Well, yeah, but we had like ants. Yeah, they look like ants too. They said, yeah. That's a hot. That's a hot ant. That's a hot ant. Yeah, that's a fuck. Was it like the bodybuilder one, the big one? Oh, whoa, it's 3.9. That's higher than your foot score. We dropped the foot score. It's in between both of your feet scores, actually. It's not as good as your feet, but it's better than I could have better feet. Oh, here we go. This is the buff one. You'll never have ants feet, but you could. Yeah. Yeah, and this movie was like also kind of not for kids at the same time. Whoa, like, did this come out? This was the year I was born because look at the girl, the girl and she's kind of hot. She is thick. Yeah, I wouldn't get it. Holy shit. She got a dang on it. Here we go. Oh, it's Woody Allen and Oh, damn, what a Dan Ackroyd. Dan Ackroyd? What's Danny Glover? Who's also? Oh my god. This is, uh, Sebastian Silo was the big ant. No, he looks like an ant. Yeah, he does. He does have the ant phase. And Jennifer Lopez. This is an insane cast star stud, dude. It had a 71 million. It barely made money. No, big money revenue. Look, well, but it's like it's like two and a half times because they don't count marketing and budgets. So it's double it for marketing and then usually like a little more. Yeah, how do you get that idiot? It's like a thing. I went to film school. This is like a slice of like just pure knowledge. Like, holy shit. Yeah. So who else is in the hot graduate from the 83rd best film school in the country? Barry Kjoggen, Jeremy White. Yeah, like, but these are like, I feel like he doesn't look like a rat. He just looks weird and they'll throw him into anything. Yeah. Any of the like, this weird thing is hot and he's just in it. He's different. Yeah. He just looks weird, different. So now like back in what like the hot times was in the 80s was like denim jacket cut off ripped white kind of white white. Oh, look, also white. Interesting. You don't belong at this resort. So David has a lot, right? Yeah, like, um, mullet vibes, molds coming back. Yeah, molds are coming back. Who's got a good mold these days? Let's look for try and grow a mole. Uh, I have a little something to admit is, uh, my sister thought Kenny was hot. This is a really weird thing to just bring up. Oh, no. Yeah, it looks like she's needs to be saved in the pool. Oh, what's that? I hear a splish splashing. What'd you say? Oh, no, I'm not really engaged. So I had to tell. She would die. She would drown. Yeah, she'd be just really pissed me off. Why? Because Kenny was on my Snapchat. I'm a story. You should be happy that your friend is attractive. Yeah, you got a hot friend. Yeah. I was just like, my sister's like, that's the guy in the hat. I was like, that's Kenny. He's not hot. Don't worry about it. And then she was like, yeah, he kind of is. And I was like, fuck me. So then I had to tell Kenny. That's such an like old like 90s, 2000s, like Stacy's mom, like Stacy's mom. And now there's this whole thing with me and Kenny. I can't look at them. Dude, I'm good. I don't want my sister to fucking think he's hot. Sorry. You don't want your brother in law to be your best friend. Dude, Kenny's a brother in law to be so sick. That would be not even pretty annoying. Every day. You just said, I don't know. I'm thinking about holidays. It would be like a sleepover every day. Yeah. Yeah, we could shoot TikToks. I'm also thinking about Kenny and my cultural setting too. Like, if I like, be honest, am I like too white to assimilate? No, I think there would treat you really nice. Yeah. But also kind of treat you like, like, this is how we do things over. I think they would try to over explain everything to you. Oh, I see. Kenny's kind of, Kenny's like, no, I want to learn. I want to learn like teach teach me. That's genuinely how I go into any conversation. I would love to learn. I don't love that. We don't want you all part of it. Dude, hey, another segue. Wait, how is this a segue? Oh, Barry Keelgan was in a Sabrina carpenter music video. Nice. They're boyfriend, girlfriend. When they are? Yeah. Do you guys know that? That's like a whole thing. I don't think they're boyfriend, girlfriend. I thought he was just like, no, they're definitely dating. I swear. That's like a whole thing. He's really broke up with his feet. That's what I was gonna say. Yeah, they were four Sabrina here. Gossip, juicy gossip. Yeah. How would he know? We're on the street talking down as that's what they're saying. We just see a photo next week of him and Barry. My mother texted me. She told me Barry Keelgan, their boyfriend, girlfriend. Moms always know all the good guys. Oh, shit. Oh, wait. Oh, how do we skip this question? At least we're on this question. They're definitely dating, though. The dating pool is the pool. And when you meet people that feel authentic and are so brilliant and amazing in every way, that's what you do. She added up her love life. Obviously, I write songs about exactly how I feel. So, I guess it can't be so surprised that people are interested and who and what those songs are about. That's something that comes with the term. But the song's over by Alex. It's like she's here with us right now. The way Kenny's talking. Sabrina Carpenter's in this room. Damn. I wonder if you're sister thinks Sabrina's hot, too. He had a baby with his fiance or longtime girlfriend or maybe they were married. But they just broke up and now he's with Sabrina Carpenter. I would break up with the baby. He was like a dog. He was like, I think it's time that we see other people after the baby. So, he was going to all our concerts and shit and there was footage of Sabrina Carpenter pointing him out. But yeah, I don't know if that was like in a four way way. It was because they were kissing. Nice. Before backstage after it probably did. I would love. Can we look up Barry? She said she's in love for the first time. Whoa. No, you don't have to look up Barry Kiogan's feet score. I don't need to know that. That's what I asked. It's all good. Sabrina Carpenter feet. Okay. Songwriting process. I try not to tell people what a song is explicitly about. People don't always know what's going on inside the minds of anyone, let alone a young girl who's navigating love and a lot of. It's about coffee. We figured it. Oh, I thought he was sucking art. Oh, this one, this caption says the couple made their first official red carpet debut as a couple at the Met Gala in May after first crossing paths. Interesting. Maybe we're maybe everyone knows like not and we just didn't know. Do you just like surf, y'all? I'm just constantly refreshing. Refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh. What was it? Did you have AIM? Every AIM? Oh, like the messenger? No. Oh, dude, I was going to ask your screen. Did you have AIM? Yeah, over. Oh, my first Yahoo. Guess Barry Kiyogans, Wicke feet. I'm so sorry. Oh, no. Guess Barry Kiyogans, Wicke feet score. I'm I feel like it's going to be good because people like him. I feel like it's bad. I feel it's going to be like 4.9. I feel like rat people have bad feet. Dude, 4.8. What the fuck? Oh, shit. Go back. Go back. No, get out of it. I mean, zoom out. Yeah, we got to demonetize. Yeah, wrong website. Sorry, that was ass-wicked. Yeah, what the fuck? Ass-wicked. Yeah, what? Wicke, yeah. What's up, sharks? I'm here. I'm on 5 million dollars. I already set up your profile. Yeah. This shark's like, we don't need a description of what ass-wicked is. We completely understand. Barbara's like, two point five. Barbara's like, God damn it. Such a cute tush. Love the tush. So getting back to Hot Rodent Man, some of the prominent features that define the rodent men are sphilt as opposed to muscular, angular facial structure, prominent ears, sunken beady eyes, on tooth, kept hair, pale to the exeventy, very well calcium deficient. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. Wait, actually. Dude, you're a Hot Rodent Man. You're a Hot Rodent guy. That's good, right? That's why you're the talk of the town. I mean, it's a trend. Oh, so it's like a new year from now. Your favorite food is cheese? I've said that. Wait. And you like burrowing in small holes? He did say, what the fuck? And wait, did you say you love passing diseases? Too bad. Andrew, poor. I am not like, not poor. What else about what are other things? Buck at buck teeth. Nice. Hell yeah. Dude, that's sick. Thanks, man. Your part part, right? I saw the article about it, but I was like, that's not me. Well, you can't claim it. Someone else has to claim it for you. Yeah, but everyone started looking at me when you guys were reading the qualification. You were in your, in your rat guy. Also, who decided that these are the things? I think it was just going around TikTok. Sabrina Carpenter. It was her. Dude, she, I pull up the, look up the industry plant conspiracy. So sorry. I thought, I, maybe I'm wrong, industry plants were like milli-vanilly type thing where it's like, there's a popular sound in music. And then the label like creates a fake like identity for some random person to then push whatever the trend is. Yeah. I feel like that's not a thing really anymore. And anyone who's like newly popular is now called an industry plant. She was like on Disney Channel. Of course, she's, I don't know anything about Sabrina Carpenter. I do feel embarrassed that by comparison, I'm coming off as like knowing everything about this person, but you're crushing it. Yeah. But it, now I feel like it seems like I'm like two, like I know every, like, yeah. And then she was on Disney Channel. And that's why I wasn't like that. I thought you were an industry plant for a hot minute. Me? Yeah. Where'd you come from? Where'd all these jubilee videos come from? Where'd all these jubilee videos come from? Why is it on my feet? Yeah. Do you, okay. Question. Do you guys like Sabrina Carpenter? I think she's very talented. Do you think she's hot? Yeah. Okay. Well, yeah. Hot. Yeah. And you like her. I never listened to her music. Would you kiss her? Mm. Dude. Oh, okay. I think there's two songs that I like, which is Espresso and please, please, please. Yes. Those are my only two songs. But then I started, I listened to her whole album and all the other ones. I'm like, this sucks. Really? Yeah, I don't like it. Yeah. So she has big hits, but low lows. Yes. Okay. Like you said, big hips. She's got, yes. Don't big jugs? Nope. Nope. So and then here come the Swifties. I like, like, one or two Swiftie songs, but then the other ones on her new album are ass. I don't know if we can publicly say that. People are going to come out of your ears. Why can't I have an opinion about Taylor Swift? I'll be honest, she just dropped a new album. I didn't even normally, I'll listen to something if people are talking about it. It's like 55 song. Like, no, I'm not going to click on it. Well, I almost, I ran to her album because someone fake, uh, edited a song that I had not featured in it. It was like, oh, if she was smart, that's what she would do. You just put now a run, don't walk kind of vibe. Like ran. Yeah. You ran to her album. Cause he thought nav was on it. What the fuck? I've never heard that. Like someone used that in a sentence. I probably fucked it up. I don't see English to go. I ran to her album. Run, don't walk to it. I thought nav was like a meme. No, what? Honestly, he loves nav. Oh, actually? Yeah. Finally, there's a brown boy who's the first one to get a pop in and all of a sudden he has a meme to you, the joke. I'm just a messenger. He's a dirty Indian. Yeah. No, there is also. I don't listen to smelly. Here's a hot take. Yeah. Fredigan is now the Taylor Swift of, uh, like house music and shit. Oh, yeah. I mean, dude, he did just play the call. See him. That is like a massive, I know. And he's, he's making music that like, I still love Fredigan, but like, he's making music that like sounds very poppy. Who's the nav of house music? That's a good question. Oh, who's the fucking Indian? Indian. No, the Indian summer guy? John Wolf. John Wolf. Yeah. That's because he's Indian. I know. I made the joke. What are the type of music he makes? That's still house. I saw it's EDM. That's racist. What the fuck? It's literally facts. You know what else I was thinking about? If we had like pulled up Hot Road and Summer article, and it was like a bunch of Indian guys that that would be so racist. It's got to be white guys. Yeah. Hot monkeys. They're like, Oh, yeah. You can say that. They're like all, they're like all Jewish. No, but the, okay, back to the Sabrina Carpenter stuff. There is, uh, the industry plant conspiracy is you brought up the album, but that was Taylor Swift related. He said you discovered her album, but it's too long. Oh, yeah. No. So Sabrina Carpenter's album is now playing on random songs. Like you can look, there's like a TikTok thing happening or Twitter thread. This girl was like really testing out like if this conspiracy theory of an industry plant is true. So she looked up like country songs. She looked up like, uh, R&B or like, like stuff that isn't Sabrina's, uh, carpenter's category of music. And it's still Spotify was still playing her songs after like hit next. It sounds that there, there are a few times like, uh, when people were saying that with million dollar baby who's doing that too. Like when that song was happened to me. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. No, cause I was like, what the fuck is it? I mean, I liked it, but I was like, this isn't a work out there. That is a thing for sure. Yeah. People said that. But yeah, but then now her numbers are like kind of skewed technically because yeah, it's like you're, it's purposely being played. That's the only reason I even listed this song is just it kept coming on my the police police was really fucking good. What about, what about that? If he doesn't need those industry plants and he could just be great music for poor his poor audience. He's successful. You don't need a fucking slob on me. He needs to be bigger, bro. I'll go listen to him after this. You know, you know, I just remembered which maybe we don't have to talk about in the podcast, but I just remembered there was that song where he just says the N word two times. Yeah. And then people. And then I like, I do it. Like four, like four months after the song came out, people were like, wait, aren't you like, you're like, not Black? And he was like, yeah, but I'm allowed to say it. And they're like, no, don't say it. And he was like, I'm sorry. I think he's slow. He's still saying. Oh, so he sprinkles it in every so often. And it sucks. Cause when I want to sing his songs, I want to sing that part. I remember the music video came out for that song specifically. And he says it like, but he also the way he's walking around, he looks like the boss, baby, kind of. It's like the boss, baby, saying the N word. Anyways, but I see here, Zach, you said that she's headlining outside lands in place of Tyler, the creator. That was outside lands. Oh, dude, it's such a fun. I hate it outside lands. Really? Yeah. Well, I went when I was in my early twenties and it was sick. That's where I met. Well, I kind of, one of my first dates was Sophie was there. Nice. I have fond memories of it, but I think now at 30, like what you were describing about the Fred again. Well, so yeah, I'm not a concert guy. I admitted earlier on a previous episode. Uh, I have P fright in urinals. You be fright? P fright. P fright? Oh, you can't pee in urinals? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, gotcha. This is cock. It's so tight. Yeah. Huh. That was like the most 8th grade diss I've ever heard in my fucking life. Sorry. Your cock was so cute. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. So your fast, your console fat and girthy. You're going to be in the shower later. Like, Oh, that diss was so much better. Oh, I should have said that one. But, but, but anyways, I hate concerts because it's like way too packed and you got to move for every artist and shit like that. So outside lands that I went to one time, there was like two different stages and it's like a whole swarm of people heading through like one small gate and it just sucked. So that's why I just don't like outside lands very much. But I only went one or two times. So I saw a Gambino headline and yeah, like you said, it funnels into one tunnel. Yeah. It was, he was the last show or the last performer. Dude, you're just like, if anyone starts stamping, you're fucked. And then you lose all your friends? Yeah, exactly. I mean, you lose all your friends. Well, I would be fine probably. But hey, we're, we're pretty deep in this episode. Should we do some voicemails? Oh, yes. Guys, we're bringing you back a voicemail segment on the Zachamolie show. We're going to start doing it again. But for not specifically, we had you guys call in to this number. And you guys can call in anytime. We'll answer your voicemails on future episodes. But for this, we teed up any relationship questions, general advice, stories you want to tell. But we got a few voicemails here. Thank you guys so much for calling in. We'll listen to them here. And we'll go ahead and dive in. When you put the voicemail and when Zach pointed up, put the number down here, actually, you're never going to sit at the cool lunch date. Yeah. Oh my God. Here's our first voicemail. Hi, Zach and Walid. Before I get into it, I just wanted to say that I discovered you guys recently. And now you're one of my favorite podcasts. Wow. Okay, it's kind of stupid, but I just wanted to get your opinion on a situation at work. Today was one of my coworkers' birthdays. So there was a potluck. I knew and I only found out about the potluck two days ago. So I volunteered to bring salsa and guacamole because someone had signed up for tortilla chips, but no dip. Okay. And as a person who signed up for the chips didn't come to work until later. So there was, for a while, there weren't any chips, but I had brought this also and guacamole. There wasn't a lot of food. So some people didn't get any. And one of my coworkers got mad about it. And she was complaining to me and a few other people. And she said, for the next birthday, I'm just going to sign people up to bring. It's unbelievable that someone brought dips and nothing to go with it. And then that pissed me off. So I told her that I brought the dip. And I said that at least I brought something, half my coworkers didn't bring anything. And then my birthdays also coming up. And I'm like 100% sure that no one's going to bring anything for me or do anything like a potluck for me because I'm new. So for the next birthday potluck, one before mine that my coworker had gotten mad about and said that she was going to sign and like that caused the whole issue. Should I bring something or am I overreacting? No, I think now you're on paper plate duty. Why is it everyone's birthday right now? My wife's birthday was just recently to do. It's a summer thing. What did she bring for the potluck? My wife? Yeah, absolutely. What? But she didn't bring anything to the potluck? Zero potluck happened. You didn't even give your wife a potluck for birthdays? She's stressed. My husband. Yeah. That's her. Yeah, they get poo-poo on it again. Maybe you don't take your wife for granted. She cares about you. Yeah, I guess we got to take care of her. What the fuck is happening right now? You can't say that about someone's girlfriend, right? But it's like when it's a wife, you're like, "Guess we got like..." Yeah. Wait, did you have like a wedding? I didn't get invited. We didn't even know you. We forgot your first name. Interesting. I knew you. And I was a fan. I liked your minds, but I guess it's not the same. Oh, I found out. Wait, were you his best man? He was a grizzly man. Not the best man. The other white childhood friend of his. Gotcha. Why race? Why race for you? Because it makes it better. It was, was that why you chose that guy over while he'd? It was just, he wanted to- Is it the race, or is it the first one? He just walked for the picture, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you shared that when the family sends all the photos, like, "Whoa, what's the curry munching? Whoa." I didn't know your wedding was going to be smelly. I don't know. It's a bollywood wedding. Like they're saying all the wrong facts. Is that what your family was saying? I love that you can say these jokes because if I said it, it'd be so bad. But I'm also kind of white to say that. I feel like I probably shouldn't say that. We're all on my line. Anyways, because I do care about you. I appreciate it. Yeah. Oh, this girl? Yeah, it's my election. Who cares? Also get like, these people are all like in their fifties, their job, get over it, get a family. I would love to know the circumstances of the job, what it is, and how, what's the other demographic of the other people? Yeah. I say bring every dip known to man and just do like a... Nice. I shove it in your face kind of thing. I know dip. What she should... Yeah, what she should bring to the next thing, two dips. Yeah, but then also, bring the worst thing to put it in with. Not like a chip, but like a carrot. A chip that breaks, like the thinnest chip. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think now she should just be like paper plates, napkins, something really fucking easy. No, because you can fuck that up. How do you fuck that up? Trust me. I think either go hard because it's your birthday or don't bring anything at all ever again. I think she was talking about there's going to be one more potluck happening before her birthday. Find out. Oh, you go first. I was going to say maybe bring something really weird. I don't really ask for it. Nice. Yeah. Like something like that's not even potluck related. Bring a ladle. Yeah. Leave it on the table. Bring a DVD, a Blu-ray DVD of the fucking... Ants. Oh, Flushed Away. Flushed Away? Yeah, the website's still out. Well, we don't want them to get horny at work. Dude, you both... The hottest guys of the summer. He's wicked. I'm all the fucking people. Oh, a lot of our job. Pictures of everyone's feet, whoever's birthday is. He should fucking take pictures of everyone's people for it. Yeah. You could do that. That'd be good. Find out someone's food allergy and maybe just like get one of those cheese raiders if it's like peanuts and grade peanuts over the... That is attempted murder. It's like... Yeah. If you bring a packet of peanuts shredded. Yeah. If someone had a peanut allergy, right? And I had like, you know, trail mix or something. And I go, "Baa!" Is that an attempt at assault? Yeah. No. Well, then maybe they shouldn't... It's like, "I'm trying my best." No, that's a you. I'll still kill you. Maybe don't get mad at everything I bring to the potluck. It's like, "I can't do anything right." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very true. Well, I hope that helps. All right, here we go. Here's the next voicemail. "Hey! This is a question for young nut if possible. I am a young musician trying my best and I make some fun raps and I do fun stuff like him and I just want to know if he had any tips for a young rapper, comedian, awesome guy so I can just play young nut and host fun dating shows and do fun stuff with Zach and Walie. Thank you guys so much. Love the show. It sounds like... It sounds like... It sounds like... First time listener, first time caller. Okay. You've also never listened to us. You've never called in before? No, yeah. But that was sweet because that was like, I remember when I was in college, I would be fans of people and I would want to say those things and he was saying it to me. And I was like, "Well, that was very sweet." Yeah, it was a good feeling. Unfortunately, his music probably is bad. But it's true. No, but I mean, but I would... No, I would say... What was the question? He wanted some advice. Oh, advice on... I'm assuming you wanted advice of how to get where you are. How to do it, I guess. I think a lot of it is like random luck and stuff. So if it doesn't work out, don't be hard on yourself. But one thing I noticed, because I'm not like a singular, like a ton of people have done like the music and stuff that I've done, like stuff like that. And a lot of people make like separate accounts because they're embarrassed of like their high school, people from high school. Yeah, they can't be themselves. Yeah, you got to go all in. When I first started making music, my sister called me once and said, "You're embarrassing our family, please stop." I still get that. Yeah, but I was like, "No." But I said it more like constantly. I saw one of the articles. One, I think you got famous during the pandemic. So this guy needs another pandemic. That's actually not true. I had falling before that and I completely fell off during the pandemic. I like super fell off like really hard. Got it. So no pandemic. The pandemic was bad. Got it. It was good for other people. So yeah, maybe you're different. But I guess just go all in and I would say also try to find songs that you like and then compare your song to those and be honest and have people listen to it and be honest with you. And be nice. Always be nice. That's one thing about now. He's always nice. I feel like that's not 100% true. I try to be so good. And then another thing was I saw that you heard your roommates also wrapped and then you heard them wrapped and then you wanted to be like that, right? Oh, it was my roommate, my friend Rashab. He wasn't like, he was my Indian best friend. Nav. He is a fan of Nav. But he was from the Bay Area and when he gets drunk, he would start freestyling. But he doesn't make music. That's better than texting your ex. That's his drunken thing to do. He probably does that too. Instead of getting behind the wheel, he gets behind the mic. He has a lot of hobbies. He does a lot of things. He's a cool guy. But no, I guess just do it. And you can do it. Anything's possible. Thing for you, dude, is what he was talking about is creating separate accounts and just going full in on your own personal account. He's got a post. Kenny's trying to become more YouTube-y guy. And I said that you need a post on other platforms in order to get your YouTube up. And he's afraid to post his on his platform because he's so like family-friendly, this is pictures of me and my friends vibe. You just kind of fucking... You're Kookie Kenny. Kookie Kenny corny guy. Yeah, I make my separate account and name it. No, don't do that. That's the opposite of what I just fucking said. I don't know. I appreciate that, man. But what if your wife thinks you're cringe? I think he's in my own videos. In my opinion, you have a lot of different facets to your personality and stuff that make you you. And they should all be in my opinion. Because you are more than just a smile next to your family. You're also a funny guy. Thank you. I just remember my sister thinks you're hot so fuck you. Wait, actually you're making content about that. You should make those like I fuck food videos where the guy's like making food but he like puts his dick in it. Oh yeah! Wait, that's a guy that does that? Have you not seen that? No, let's look at him. Guys, I wanted to finish off. I posted my last fireball ad. Oh hell yeah. So I got fireball shots for everyone. Oh hell yeah dude. Yeah. Are we ripping these? Yeah. I'm down. Yeah, it's 100%. Yeah, let's do it, man. Right before we leave so I can drive home. So guys, cheers to me having a commercial on TV. It was on TV. It was on TV. That's cool. Cheers to me posting three Instagram ads. Nice. And cheers to fireball for saving my life. I love you so much. Cheers brother. Congrats dude. Cheers boy! [Laughter]