The Zach and Wahlid Show
95: We will not be silenced
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It changed my life. And here's the best part. Your insurance may cover 100% of the cost of your medication. So go to trylifemd.com to have your eligibility checked right now. Get started today at trylifemd.com. That's T-R-Y-L-I-F-E-M-D.com. Welcome to episode 95 of the Zakuwala lead show, the 4th of July edition. Yeah, it's two days away. That's right. What is this? Oh, this is just a little, you know, a little firework we bought. Yeah, dude. Off eBay. Yeah. What was it called again, like the little rocket, the little whistler or something? Yeah, the whistling one, right? Yeah, the Piccolo Pete. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a Piccolo Pete off the eBay black dark web. That's right. And we're going to launch this right at 4th of July. And you know when I just found out the best place to launch fireworks? What? The airport. Oh, nice. Yeah, so any ideas out there, if you guys want to launch your fireworks, I suggest doing it by the airport because it's, you know, it's just a kind of fun visual for the airplanes. That's so sick and taking off. Yeah. We're all celebrating the plane. Exactly. Take it off. Soldiers coming home. Soldiers leaving. Yeah. In America coming and arriving. Exactly. And we're celebrating, you know, like a Boeing plane landing in general. Ooh. And we love Boeing. We love our Boeing here. So we figured best place to launch fireworks is at your airport. I love it. You want to do it right now? Yeah, after the episode, I'm down to go. Ellie Hicks. Yeah. Yeah, perfect. Yeah, yeah. I'm down. Guys, I don't know. That doesn't really look like a firework. Dude, on eBay, it was labeled as Piccolo Pete, bombs away. No, but yeah, that's exactly. I think it might just be a bomb. Huh. Why is he always a wet blank? I know. I just, I just don't want to. No, it's the brand. It's the fireworks brand Lockheed. Can you? We're going to. Yeah. They make, they make like weapons. They also make fireworks. We're going to light this off in the studio. Oh, right now? Yeah. Or do you want to do LAX? You want to do studio? I don't mind either one. I just want to see this thing. Fucking bloke, man. Oh, you're going to light that thing right now? Yeah. OK. All right, Grace. Here we go. I really don't know about this. No, be fine. It's good, dude. Yeah. Happy Fourth of July. Happy Birthday America. Whoo. I love America. You got it. [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] All right, everybody. Welcome to episode 95. We're live. We're live right now, the Fourth of July episode. And before we dive in, there's a few things we want to say. Right? One is thank you for leaving all those nice comments and all those beautiful thumbs up. You know, I think about Thanksgiving being around the corner. I just keep thinking of Grace's birthday. Grace's birthday is in November, which is Thanksgiving. Which is Thanksgiving. That's far away from it. I know. It's from around the corner. OK. Yeah. Whatever. I think about, you know, when I start the table and I close my eyes and I think about who I'm thankful for, you guys are those people. And by showing thanks, a thumbs up from us, we are thumbing up you guys. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. So we're going on your profile. You're Instagram. Yes. We're thumbing up. We're going to leave a comment. Thumbs up. It doesn't matter what the photo is. And you guys would do the same for us, right? Right? Yes. Yes. They better. So you do this for insanely chill. You reply to all the comments, you are going to go on everyone that comments profiles on YouTube and thumb up and leave a comment saying thank you. Yeah. On this show? On this show. Oh, I kind of picture that as like a one time thing on insanely chill. No. Well, this is your favorite podcast. This is your favorite podcast. You just said this is my favorite podcast. This is definitely a top three of mine. Yeah. Well, this shows so much appreciated. Like, does it only be three? Yeah, I can. Sure. I'll do it. So the comment, what do you want them to comment? What should they say? Episode 95 is America's best episode. That's right. Okay. And I will thank each and every person that does that. But see, what happened last time was when I did that on insanely chill, YouTube flagged me for being a bot account. Guys, next episode is with Nut. And it's a great episode. But this episode is also a great episode because last episode was a great episode. This episode is a great episode. I just wanted to say I'm ready to turn things around. I'm ready to start trying. You know the meme? The locked in meme? Yep. I'm gaming facing up now. That's kind of funny because we didn't talk about this before. And I was actually planning on kind of leaning back a little bit. Oh. Put my feeling. Putting my hoof. Putting me on actually. The show never really fucking gets the strike. Speaking of knocking in the stride, Evan needs to fuck with the camera for a second. Okay. Can we pause? We can actually keep talking. Evan, can we keep talking? Absolutely. That's great. Guys, this is our... No, I feel weird now. Yeah. It's just a birthday the other day and at the office, we all wore Canadian tuxedos for him. Are you serious? Yeah. What the fuck? Oh, you wouldn't have come. You guys hate him. He's right. Oh. Damn. See, you guys are putting your feet up this episode a little more relaxed. I was ready to, you know, start getting in stride. Start trying. He seems to think if you try then it's weird. We were trying, we were not trying for 95 episodes before. Oh, you're trying? Well, this is kind of cringe. Yeah. I was just like riding the box. Don't type shit. Type shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was just trying to, all the docs. Don't I feel you type shit. I don't know what the type shit means, but just wanted to try, you know, like lean forward and focus. Yeah. Type shit. And you got to say type shit after. I don't know. Is this like the edging world, the gooning world? This is a completely different type shit. No, I feel you Zach guys. Last time I didn't try as hard this episode I am trying. For once in my life, I'm going to put my foot down and I'm going to try. Type shit. Wait, what are you? You were trying last episode? Oh, no. I was completely blacked out. Were you? Yeah. Look at the footage. My eyes are rolling down. You didn't fall out of your chair alone. 24 was truly us three, me, Kenny, Grace, what do you say? All four of us in this room, one of our favorite episodes. That's right. And it was one of our favorites because we pulled some of the top comments, right? Yeah. And we actually made a promise to you guys that we'll be reading these top comments at the top of every episode. Ooh. That's so nice. We're tops. Yeah. We're not bottoms. We're not the bottom of the episode. No one gets the ground. We may be at the bottom of TMG, but we are at the top. Of the world. Of the world. I should. Happy birthday, America. All right. Go ahead, Kenny. Start us off. What's your top comment? Yeah. So last week's top comment on our app was from Kanye East. And he said, "I gained a testicle with this episode." Okay. So that's cool. That's cool. I like the name Kanye East. Kind of reminds me of like a... How did he do that? I want to do that. I would love that. What? Which part? "Gained a testicle." No, "Gained a testicle." Okay. Because of the ball thing you got going on. Yeah. Just the minor thing that happened. Yeah. I wasn't trying. Can't you grow one like a lizard? Not like a lizard gets the outcome. I got that cancer type shit. You said type shit is one of the craziest things I've ever... Getting diagnosed with a type shit at the end. Yo, you got cancer. It's testicular cancer type shit. Okay, cool. Like show for show. Yeah. So you got to do like that chemo type shit. Easy. Easy. Easy. Just tap up. Yeah. That was our top comment on the app. That's on TMGstudies.tv. That's on TMGstudies.tv. Hey man. You can go subscribe just to the Zachamolites here. Okay. Okay. Okay. My bad. My bad. For just subscribing. Okay. Okay. I'll go. This is a top comment in my world. In my mind. There are some fellow P-friters that were in my corner with me last episode. I admit that I have urinal P-frite. Yup. Public. I can't my... Yup. So Z-ba 6 says, "I understand the P-frite in the army." Not Muhammad. Oh yes, that's right. Regular. Regular army. Yeah. In the army, they have to watch you pee in a cup when getting drug tested. I was always like, "We're going to be here a while." I started taking shit whenever I got tested. Much less intrusive. Wait. So you use the shit to... Yeah. I don't know if you pooped in the cup and they tested that for drugs. Anyways, thank you for your service. You know what? I get the army thing because I'm sure there's a drill instructor in your bathroom. You're like, "Goddamn it! Piss! Dammit! That thing was... You're calling it a stream? That thing was so small. What the fuck is that? Not in my army. Goddamn it. You caught that stream? I found a real stream back in Vietnam. What the fuck? You just like, choppy stream piss. It's like, it's quite crazy. There was another pee-frider on the TeamG Studios app who was also afraid to pee. I didn't know this was a big community. It's a huge community, bro. I'm not even joking around. My friends in my group text, at home, were siding with me. One individual. I was going to say, there's a lot of... Out of 10. There has to be like a ratio. Out of 10, one of them were like, "Dude, I also get pee-frider." Oh yeah. And we opened up and we got so close. Ellie Shelley on the app said, "I 100% feel Zach on the stage fright issue when it comes to peeing in public." Amen. Damn. Thank you. Eli? I like to say Eli. Representation. Oh, did I say Eli? I meant Eli. That's pee-friders. We have each other's backs. You guys are used to that kind of stuff anyway. Yeah. You're good on pee-frider? No. I could piss anywhere dude. Oh yeah. You peed in bottles while you were drinking. No, no, no. You're that guy? No, no, no, no, no. Do some bottles type shit? Dude, in your Nissan Sentra, I would get into the passenger seat and I would move around. No, that's Gatorade. That's the fuck out bro, that's Gatorade. The sun's beating down on the bottles and sometimes it was like, just solid rock, you know? What? Yeah dude. Oh. Hey guys, we want to take a quick break to thank a sponsor today. Today's episode, Joy Mode. 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And the best way to celebrate America's holiday is with sex, and me and Tots are going to be in the bedroom, and we are going to use Joy Mode like we always do, free mind. While they sing the national anthem. Yes! Free spirit, we are going to be drinking at six to eight ounces, wait 45 minutes, and we're going to celebrate America like nobody's business. Joy Mode's sexual performance booster is like a pre-workout, but for sex. Go to usejoymode.com and get 20% off with code ZOS at checkout. That's 20% off and free shipping with code ZOS at use J-O-Y-M-O-D-E.com, great sex, solve naturally. Thanks Joy Mode. You passed like stones into the bottles. Yeah, well, luckily I was there for you. You have a ton of kidney stones in the bottles. There's small bottles too. Yeah. We're not taking catering, you know? We're taking a little air head. Yeah, which means you're to get in there. No, but use your thumb. So what I do is I use my thumb and I kind of press it down. Oh, like a champagne? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then you gotta be careful. Woo! You gotta be careful because there's been times too much air pressure, you don't let enough out. You're acting like this is relatable to me. I don't know the fuck you're talking about. You know, you're like a key fighter community. Oh, got it. There's a community for people who piss at their comments, right? OK, I only had to do it because my commute was three hours long, both ways. That's valid, right? Totally fair. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. How many times did you pee over the course of three hours? Just once? Oh, at least like 10 times. The bottles in the car and the Nissan Sentra, I'll never forget, piled high. You just literally like, you know when you throw stuff in the back, like in the drivers, oh, you just chuck on the back. He asked me to throw bottles in the back of the car. You see, you're like liquid sloshing around, like driving. Yeah, because there were some regular bottles that would use to that piece. There was like maybe three pee bottles and that one accident we were talking about where we got rear ended after stopping the piss just fucking exploded. Oh, my God, what's your top comment? So called me a lesbian. Oh, yeah. Why don't you read it? Why don't you read it? I don't want to read it. I like how well he dresses like a lesbian. This man, a carabiner carabiner. Look that up, please. Such a funny specific joke because this is what a carabiner is for those I don't know. It's like those things that you hook keys to. I don't know. This is like specifically a lesbian thing, but it's a it's a good roast. So is it sexist? If like me and Walib get one of these. I have one of these. All right. Yeah. Why would you admit that after the comment? Because it's so convenient. So convenient. Wait, what? What's wrong with these? Everyone has one of these. But you just walked right into the closet. I will double down that's the most could be because look, look, my shorts have the hook already, right? Yeah. So I can put the carabiners. That's a mini beener. Yeah. It's a mini carabiner. Got it. That's sick. So thank you for that top comment. It was very well. Thank you everyone for the comments. We're picking new ones. Yes. We didn't do it. Oh, we didn't do it for the net episode because we already filmed it. Yes. So next episode we won't have a top comment, but don't worry. Leave your comments on that episode and then episode 97 will do more top comments. Maybe we'll highlight it on our socials. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe you could hook the comment on the carabiner. Are you sure? Is that a threat? If it's good. We are short boys today, dude. Yeah. You guys look good, man. You guys got some hot dogs. I went last couple episodes. I don't, not even episodes in my real life. I don't care anymore about my outfits. The heat is up and my care is down. Dude, swamp nuts is a real thing. Careful of that. Why? Nuts. Swamp nut. Oh, well. Can one nut get swampy? Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah. I don't care anymore. I'm going shorts. Right. I'm going shirts. Wrinkled. I don't give a fuck. Because it's hot as balls. If it's wrinkled as fuck because I don't like the iron jobs, like I don't want to spend time doing that with my outfits. I just get it and go. What? No. I don't. My shirts are already so shitty anyway, and I sweat constantly, like right now I'm fucking drenched. I don't give a fuck. Well, I just wear white beaters then. That's a little. That's a little. You're wonderful. Make the transition over to just white beaters. That's too much. Yeah. I feel like... It's comfiest hell, man. I don't know. That's not a white hat though. Yeah. It's a force him to wear this out. Yeah. Yeah. Just for clarification, I'm not allowed to wear anything else on this show. We get so mad. We get so mad. I'm pretty sure there's only a couple of episodes where he hasn't worn it. I noticed right after I was like, "Where the fuck is your lifeguard shirt?" I'm like, "Oh." He does. Where's it? He does. I wore it while he eats kebab cart on your birthday. That's right. That's right. That's right. And there was one episode where I legitimately could not find the lifeguard shirt, and it got into Sophie's hamper and it was at the very bottom, and she did laundry. She's like, "I found this lifeguard shirt." I'm like, "Yeah. My uniform." Why do you still want to look like this? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have a real job. Yeah. Wait, so you're a lifeguard? No. No, no. It's a little fish show. No, no. Damn. Your cart just got sponsored, bro. Oh, yeah. We're doing Uber Eats now. Hey. Congratulations. Yep. Yep. And you know what the best part is? That's huge. I haven't told Zac yet. He's the one delivering every order. Oh, fine. He's the one delivering every order. But aren't you like delivering to Modesto? Yeah. That would be far for him. I mean, just for reference for people at home, Modesto. Modesto's the bay. Yeah. That's... You can get these shirts, by the way, shop, TeamG Studios. Yeah. So Modesto is, I mean, that's like, that's up there. That's up by San Fran. Yeah. That's the bay. Pess. Modesto's the bay. So you're going to be delivering this? So when I'm home, is it cool if I can... People deliver on or request the food. Yeah. And then... You get the notification on your phone. But can they wait until I go home, like, a couple weeks? And then I can deliver the food, so it's easier for me? No, no. You just kind of kind of just make these trips, like, back and forth. The problem is the car is going to stay here, because I know it'd probably be way more convenient for you if the car was in Modesto. Yeah. It would be... Well, that's what I was asking, because if I can just deliver the food when I'm home, like, whenever... Yeah, then it's convenient. When I go see my mom and my friends and stuff, like, it'd be sick if I can just, like, okay, the order from two weeks ago, I can now deliver the food, because I'm home. Right, but then they can cancel, and they can complain, and they'll leave bad reviews. Yeah. And then it's like... I didn't... I'm sorry. This is so new to me. Yeah. And we offer a different service, actually, where, instead of just leaving at their door, we actually... You actually just go into the house. Through a window? Yeah. Through a window. Back door. Doggy door. Yeah, doggy door. I'm just gonna take a few things to back with you, like, it's not robberies. Are you asking me to take things, or do you want me to... No! It's like, you gotta get... Give yourself a tip. (laughs) You know, I'm still like... Gotta have a couple things on the way out, and then leave the food, and... Gotta... Yeah, yeah. So if the reviews say things are missing, you're just gonna reply back to me. I'm gonna go be like, "That's you, an Uber, he's like, that's the best." (laughter) Got it. Yup. Okay, so what other... Like, you're... It's select cities. Yeah, only Modesto. Modesto's first, so far. Yup. And then we're working a deal with Shanghai. So I don't... I'm new to business, and like... Right, entrepreneurship. Entrepreneurship. How is this good for business? You know, it's funny, because Modesto is such an untapped market, 'cause there's no one really there. Yeah. You know, it's probably one of the worst cities in California. Mm-hmm. Okay, that's... Yeah, arguably one of the worst cities in California. So if I go there, I'll be easily the number one restaurant, 'cause one other restaurant would want to go to Modesto, ew. Got it, got it. And then now I could say I'm the number one restaurant in Modesto. But you just also say that no one's there. Right, but I'm the number one. So you just want to be the number one restaurant, even though no one's buying from you. Right, it's kind of like, you know, uh, oh, we're the best burger in the world, you know? God. It's the same industry. Oh my God. I just looked up best restaurants in Modesto, and then number one on this website is Skewer's Kabab House. What the fuck? You gotta beat Skewer's Kabab House. Someone's doing... What you're doing, dude? That's cool. I can't get it now. Damn. Okay, so you're in a saturated market out there. Wow. Delicious, man. I get it now. That's brilliant. Wow. Wow. Shout out Skewer's Kabab House. Some of the reviews. Please. Sure, sure, sure, sure. Let's prank call him. I'm not a call. Here we go. Amazing Persian food. We're fun in a great place for any occasion. And look at them. They're so happy. I thought that was your sasso. From the far. This had furnished by Nesmataju LLC, offer not valid in all states or prohibited by law. Loans are subject to lender approval. See website for details. Honey, the credit card bill came and we're maxed out. Great. Maxed out cards, rent is due, bills are piling up. We just need some extra cash to help us get by. We should do what my brother did. He went to getcash.com and got $3,000. With our bad credit, getcash.com is different. They're one of the largest personal loan networks. They can help people with any type of credit. Get up to $5,000. I'm sure there's a lot of paperwork. Nope. My brother said it was fast and easy. He did it right from his phone. If you have a regular source of income, you can be approved for a loan of up to $5,000 in minutes and your cash can hit your bank account as soon as the next day. Our lenders have millions of dollars to lend regardless of your credit history. Great news. I went to getcash.com and we'll have our money as soon as tomorrow. Wow. That is fast. If you need extra cash, go to getcash.com. That's getcash.com. Getcash.com. Dude, I looked up my dad's old restaurant reviews. I forgot where he was either Yelp or some at like Irvine Forum thing. And one person wrote, a friend suggested me to go to this place. I was very nervous to try it despite everything you hear on the news. And this is like 2011, like 10 years after 9/11. Oh shit. It was like, what the fuck? She gave it a good rating though. She gave it a good rating. Yeah. She said, despite everything you hear on the news. Yeah. So was your dad getting good headlines like in? No, it's, it's, I think if you look, if you look, look up. Kuchikabobhouse. Kuchik? C-O-C-H. Do you want this out there? Yeah. Yeah. No, it's there. It's gone. Say K-A-C-H-E-E, Kebobhouse, Irvine. Oh. Kuchik. Yeah. Yeah. 2.9. Yeesh. Yep. I mean, the name Kuchi. Yeah. Don't you think they'll bring in a lot of people? I'm just Kuchi at the same time. Just dudes horny as fuck. Fuck the guy. Kuchi up in here, bro. Wait, we can eat and get Kuchi? I love this. Wait, what is this? Oh, yeah. One star? The opening line is I was mortified with this place. I really wanted to like it, but it was just not good. P.S. They take a good minute. Your food, too. But chicken is delicate. That doesn't seem-- Fuck this guy, bro. Oh, I read another-- oh, fuck, I should have screen shot at it because I couldn't use it. Another one was-- oh, has too many spices in the food. It's like they don't know how we like our food here. Oh. That one was actually fucked up. That one was like get out of America. Yeah. That was like fucked up. Damn. Did they give it a two stars? That's not bad. Three stars. What's a bad rating for you? I think one, two stars is obviously negative, right? Yeah. Three, I feel like I can convince you. [LAUGHTER] I feel like there's some negotiating-- What did I do? I feel like-- What's the speed? That's bad. There's hair and everybody's good. [LAUGHTER] I feel like three's like the final-- Eight around that. [LAUGHTER] I'm going to just take it out for you, dog. [LAUGHTER] Type shit. Well, we had a private business card. Catering. Yeah. Thing. And you were a waiter for the first time, like a full waiter. Yeah. And I fucked up two orders. Yep. That was going to be it. Really. I wanted to say it, but you said-- Yeah, I called it out. He was like-- that person was winning for their food for like 30 minutes now. And he kept saying like, no, she didn't order. I was like, are you sure? I watched her fucking order two Walid's face. And he came back and I was like, are you sure that lady doesn't want anything? He's like, no, she's good. I was like, OK. And then 30 minutes she was just hovering around the table. And I was like, are you sure that lady didn't order anything? And he's like, and then she complained of Walid-- Oh, no. --like carrying it. Almost carrying it. Almost carrying it. But she's-- look, there's 50 white ladies there. [LAUGHTER] Am I supposed to memorize every white lady? It comes north. Damn it. Have you got a damn card? Sorry. You look like five other people. How are you going to be successful in Modesto, California, if you can't recognize white ladies, dude? What's up, buddies? Walid wasn't afraid of her after she complained. So he made me go give her the food, and she was hella nice to be. Oh, fuck. I did do that. [LAUGHTER] I was like, wait a minute. I was like, what is that? I was like, bro, I can't be. [LAUGHTER] That's what the rest-- dress runs do it all the time. Yeah. Yeah. I cannot do-- I cannot face. I got your back. Because she got to grill to be a little bit low-key. Yeah. We've been waiting here for like 30 minutes. I told you. The bitch in the foot is free. [LAUGHTER] The screwdriver. [LAUGHTER] And that's how the three star came to be. Oh, you're-- You said bitch to her face. You're a fault for leaving. You didn't have your face. [LAUGHTER] You're just walking around. Whatever. Whatever customer's always right. [LAUGHTER] The bitch is always right. I mean, customer's always right. The customer's always right. Touch it, I guess. [LAUGHTER] What is the customer wrong? Is there like a-- where do you draw the line? I think the one story that you told where your mom brought in a burrito a week after your sister didn't eat it. I think that's a good scenario where-- I think she can take that course. [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] That's a good question. Undercooked. Undercooked. No, I know, that's customer's right. Sorry. [LAUGHTER] I forgot the question. [LAUGHTER] Dude, my chicken's like completely raw as well. No, you're wrong. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. [LAUGHTER] Shut up and eat it. [LAUGHTER] My boss says so. I'm going to get sick. [LAUGHTER] Just put on the grill for like another minute. Can't do that. Grill's taken right now. Yeah, you're wrong. [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] This is not vegetarian. I don't give a fuck. [LAUGHTER] I can eat it. Well, that was your life choice. [LAUGHTER] Fuck, man. [LAUGHTER] Oh yeah, the customer's wrong if they're vegan. That's where they're wrong. [LAUGHTER] I'm just kidding. Jokes. That's a joke. [INTERPOSING VOICES] Jokey. [INTERPOSING VOICES] Yeah, I'm sorry. [INTERPOSING VOICES] Andy's taking notes. [INTERPOSING VOICES] No, no, no, no, no. Whenever Kenny types, I'm always like, oh, I fucked up. That's good. I actually, I want to talk about this on air because I, you know, we have to take notes as producers and I'm also talking with you guys. So I have to write down what we talk about. So just I have to write down what we talk about. So you think that I'm cutting it, but I'm not, dude, every time. So when I'm talking to you and I see Kenny lean forward after I say something that's dicey or fucking stupid or whatever, I say Kenny type in my head, I'm like, ah, fuck, I said something stupid. [INTERPOSING VOICES] Yeah, yeah. Well, it also doesn't look good, too. If you say it like kind of a risky joke and you're waiting and then you just see. [LAUGHTER] That's what I'm saying. I'm like, ah, fuck. [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] He is hovering. He is hovering like keyboard, man. [LAUGHTER] His fingers are right. I'm just kidding. He's like this. [LAUGHTER] What do you think about lesbians again? Oh. I love lesbians. Lesbians are the best. They're better than gay guys. What's that Drake song? Damn it. The Drake song? I have a lesbian, too. [LAUGHTER] Why did he say that, bro? Drake, you're so corny, bro. [LAUGHTER] Don't lie. Ah. Man. Oh. We have a heart out today. Yes. I got to go right now, actually. Shut the fuck up. Oh, come on. Please. I got to go. I love when you have a heart out because it's like, we have to fucking-- I feel like we have to just-- next topic. Ah, I heard you. Don't get chill. [LAUGHTER] I don't know. We're kind of cruising on this crazy energy right now. I think we should keep going. I like that. Yeah. We should talk about-- you're going to Ohio, so-- I was just about to say. I'm about to cruise to fucking Ohio, dude. Why did Ohio become the meme? I don't know. Only in Ohio. That's a little-- only in Ohio. That's how it happens, though. [LAUGHTER] Only in Ohio. Take it. Ohio is the most mid-city ever. Wow. Yeah. Well-- Can we-- can we wait to shit on Ohio until after? Yeah, I got to write that down. [LAUGHTER] Well, Ohio is like-- I feel like the most average American-- maybe that's why it's funny because it's so average and mid. I saw a meme that everyone comes from Ohio, but they don't stay there. People from Team G Studios are from Ohio, and I asked, where should I go and stuff? And I go, I haven't been back there in a long time. I was like, OK, well, fuck me. I don't even know if people like going back to-- Yeah, why would you even ask them something to do there? [LAUGHTER] I feel like-- I was born there, but I haven't been back in a long time. Florida should be the meme where it's like only in Florida because Florida is actually crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Ohio, nothing going on. Dude, I guess there's like a lot of murders that happen in Ohio. Really? Yeah. And my sister usually-- I'm going with my mom and my sister. We're going to a Cleveland Guardians game and a Cincinnati Reds game. And I will be there this Saturday to Tuesday. Come find me. [LAUGHTER] This is why I'm staying. [LAUGHTER] You getting murdered? [LAUGHTER] My sister is usually the one that finds the hotels where we do baseball travel. Yeah. And she's usually one that finds all the hotels. And I said, this time, I'm fucking picking the hotels because she likes to just like pick the cheapest shit. Oh, OK, OK. One out of five stars. OK, yeah, yeah, if you have-- She doesn't give a fuck about where people-- yeah. She doesn't give a fuck about the places around, like, all that shit. But this time, I was like, we're staying where I want to fucking stay because I ain't staying in some shitty ass, like, Ohio, Ohio, Ohio hotel. I hate the fucking-- [LAUGHTER] If Raj did that in Vegas, me and Jess were like, yeah, we're going to Vegas. Yeah. That road trip or whatever. It was the worst hotel that was cockroaches, bed bugs. No. And it was like too late. His shit was already set up. My sister would honestly pick that hotel. Yeah. Just because of the price. Yeah. She is the money saver. There's like stains on the pillows and shit. I'm like, please. Turn it over. That's what my sister would say. Cockroach on the wall. Hit it. Kill it. Yeah, that's it. There's your snack. Absolutely. We stayed at an Airbnb in Florida, and there's a cockroach while we were sleeping, and she just killed it and went back to bed, and that was it. [LAUGHTER] And she didn't report it. She didn't, like, put it in the Yelp reviews for the Airbnb. I'm filming that shit. I'm sending it to the fucking-- But also Florida's Florida. Like, you're going to get fucking shit anywhere. Yeah, it's true. It's just like, you're like justifying it. There's like a full ass alligator. [LAUGHTER] You're fucking-- Ah, this one. You're like 40, and this is our life. Oh, man, I'm not going to report this. It's like wringling. Oh, yeah! That's up. Was it Lyle Lyle crocodile? The singing has-- Oh, yeah. What the fuck? [LAUGHTER] Some of your references, I give it. I was like, what? It's a good movie. I like it. I'll tell you I liked it. I was singing Crocodile movie that was made for kids a couple of years ago that came out. Uh-oh. Lyle Lyle Crocodile. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that was for adults. [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] Honey, the credit card bill came, and we're maxed out. Great. Maxed out cards. Ren is due. Bills are piling up. We just need some extra cash to help us get by. We should do what my brother did. He went to getcash.com and got $3,000. With our bad credit, getcash.com is different. They're one of the largest personal loan networks. They can help people with any type of credit. Get up to $5,000. I'm sure there's a lot of paperwork. Nope. My brother said it was fast and easy. He did it right from his phone. 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Oh, what the fuck? In 1903. They said it was Ohio. There's a couple of holy types on the dock one time for one episode. Dude, this is like my Kenny's corner last week. I thought it was like, yeah, I guess I was like, what the fuck? I thought you got flying over there shit. What's this leak? Raw doggy? Am I jumping the gun? Well, I'm just going to say like, this isn't my link, but I know where this is going to go because I hate flying. I have a wedding I've said before in Italy in October and I am fucking dreading it. Flying in the States, a three hour to five hour flight, I could do easy peasy, but a flight to Italy. I can't fucking do that. That was a flight to Italy? 11 hours, 12 hours? Yeah, I think. That's bad. That's bad to me. It's a long time, dude. It's not bad. It's not terrible. Dude, one of my friends, he has like his work is paying for a flight to Singapore, 17 hours. And he was like, I'm excited. I'm stoked. He likes traveling. And I was like, shitting on. I was like, dude, fuck that. He's like, who wouldn't want to go on a flight to Singapore? And I was like, me. Like the baby meme. Me. Me. Me. Me. That sounds fucking horrendous. Dude, you got to get out of the country, man. I'm good. This was a debate in my group text at home. Like, I am fine on the couch. It's a October is the wedding for Italy and it's a football time. I get to fucking sit on the couch. You're going to be on your deathbed. All right. Good. And you're going to say, oh, I wish I traveled more. I wish I got an experience. On my deathbed in Pleasanton, California, with my fucking-- Watch the stars. Give them your bullet. Watch the stars. Give them your bullet. [laughter] We're filming at one o'clock at Miss and Giants game right now. And I'm not too happy about it. Why don't you have it on quietly and you can give us a chance. It's okay. I would be very distracted. Okay. Yeah. But baseball traveling in the States is my favorite fucking thing ever. And then this is going to be my 17th stadium. Wow. I believe, yeah, dude. I feel like we should try to make a show where we drop-- we blindfold Zach and we drop him in some random country and he has to find his way back home. [laughter] That would be awesome. That would be great. Would you like that? Yeah, of course you would. But that makes a joke. You're secretly pitching this to like across college. Yeah. It works. I got a call from like-- [laughter] Some network already down. [laughter] Sounds good. Even like the Sudan to start. Okay. Yeah. Just drop you really far. What's the link? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess there's a trend going on where people just raw dog flights so they just watch the flight map. No, no movies, no books, no sleep. This is honestly how I do my flights. You raw dog flights? From LA to the Bay. I don't like-- I sleep. But I'm like loosely sleeping. I acknowledge-- in my head, I'm mentally preparing for the drink person to come up and down and the food person to come up and down for the snacks. Yep. Because I hate being the person that like, "Oh, he's sleeping." Like, "Let me just skip over." Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hate that shit. So I'm always like, "Right when they come up to me, I'm like awake, ready to go." Yeah. And then, but then you have to also prepare for the-- when they come and deliver the drink so you can't sleep for that. Yeah. And then the trash. So I'm barely sleeping. But I don't listen to music. I don't listen to podcasts. I just fake have my headphones in and I just put my sunglasses on and I just have that. And you stare at the flight map? Yeah. No watch a movie. Nope. Damn. You're a psychopath dude. But it's like, I just do that from LA to the Bay. Yeah, I'm trying to do it to Ohio now. Okay. I'll do it. Easy. Dude, there's been times where I like fell asleep. I'll job first, so I'll just knock out the whole flight. As soon as I hear the thing landing, I'll be like, "Oh, okay, no, we're here." It's got-- dude, and I snore left and I'm like-- I'm 11 years old. Oh shit. Oh, we're here. Oh shit, we're here. The one survivor just like. If in the building. Oh. I'm not. Dude, I go so hard on sleeping to the point where like, I remember it was very core memory where there was like an old couple next to me. And I woke up and I'm like, "Oh, whatever, take off my headphones." And they look at me and they go, "How do you do that?" Like, and pure awe. The whole plane is just filming you. Yeah. How did you do that? Oh, he's awake. Nobody moved. Nobody moved. Yeah. He doesn't let me be sleeping on him like this. Shit. Shit. But it is funny because like when the snack people, like I've always missed them but there was this one time where I woke up and there was like the snacks and I was like, "Oh, they care about me." It was like a cute little-- I don't know. I felt wanted. I felt special. But see, are you allowed to ask for snacks when it's not snack time? Yeah, absolutely. I feel like it's kindergarten a little bit. No, no, do not ask for the snacks, not during snack time. The US are, but Air Marshal is going to get a cup of your tea and see. The plate, the pile is like, "Whoa, someone definitely asked for snacks after snack time." Who's the fucking-- The fuck is that? The marshal opens fire on you. Shit. I wanted just the chisits. Please do. Do they have to like restrain you to your seat with like duct tape and like zips? Zip ties and shit if you're like crazy on a plane. Oh, yeah, yeah. Look it up, look it up like duct tape restraint on plane. I'm pretty sure they have to do that. You're going to get a no-fly list. It's just a photo of me. Can you walk? I am so new-ish with flights. Like, can you walk when it's the seatbelt flight is on my head? Can you do it a little fish? Do you imagine a snack like this on a flight to like Europe? Yeah, I was told on my podcast and I couldn't do it. Look at that guy. His mouth is duct tape. On the left. Oh, oh, oh. Go up. This guy? Yeah, look at that. Oh, fucking mouth is duct tape. Wait. Dude, I remember this guy. What do you do? Was this last year? He was like, he was belligerent a couple years ago. He was like-- Oh. There it is. Trying to fight people. I think he was saying some fucked up stuff too. Burger King guy. I think it was like Burger King guy ass. Why was it Burger King guy ass? Well, he had the funny crown. He had the silly-- Yeah. He had the silly-- Yeah. It was like that. Yeah. That's McCain. Isn't that McCain's daughter? I think so. Unfortunately, the proper policies for restraining a passenger were not followed. Fuck you, dude. I'm dubbed out of the flight attendant. This is frontier. This is frontier airlines. Yeah. You get duct tape to an frontier, dude. Dude, I started getting--I think TikTok knows I'm going to go on a flight. I've been getting hella TikTok airplane unruly people. Yeah. Unruly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you guys want to see it, I can reopen it really quick. He says something like-- Wesleyan University on a golf scholarship. I'm here. I'm here. [bleep] [bleep] Go. My grandpa. Right? Dude. Fellow white people. Why do we have to fucking-- Yeah. I'm going to shop this video. Yeah. Talk about wealth. Talk about your fucking scholarships that you got. Dude, I hate, bro. I hate like-- Humble yourself. Plain plain stuff. Up. Close your eyes. I know, dude. Watch a movie. It's alcohol. Dude, there's this--there's this-- It's alcohol in people that fucking try to take pills to like help with the long flight. Yeah. There's this couple that was sitting next to you on a long flight, and I remember there's like a lot of like old Italian people in front of me, right? And this couple, I think one of them is like a big YouTuber. Nice. Yeah. Hell yeah. I got to figure out what you know. Let's-- Yeah. And the old Italian people were like, "Ah, yeah, I'm a bit of a--I don't know, whatever, right?" Not right. That's not right. That's not right. That's not right. That's not right. That's not right. That's not right. You do that. They're very cute. They're old. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. And these--this couple had like, they had air pods. The noise cancellation one. So you could shut them out. Like if they're being too--they weren't being that loud, you know? Yeah. And all I remember was them going, "Shh, shh, you don't know what shh means?" and then it was like, everyone on the plane's looking and the Italian couple was like, "How am I going to wear?" I felt like they had no idea. I felt so bad for that couple. They're making everyone piece on the plane. Yeah. You don't know what shh means? It's not that time. Yeah. If you're shushing me, I'm going to kill you. Oh. Yeah. Don't--don't--don't you dare shit. Shh. That's pretty rude. I really want to shush you. That was kind of a-- The shush is fucked up. Yeah. If you shush, yeah, bro. It's fucked. You've never been shushed before. Have you shushed shown? It's like fucked up. It's what you do to babies. Yeah. There's one time my neighbor who doesn't-- Dude, you're trying to scold me. Nah, bro. It's not that bad at all. One time my neighbor, I was walking--it's like 6.30 in the morning. I'm like, "Come on, come on. Let's go. Time, peep, peep, peep." And then all I hear is, "Shh." There. Bro, that's--I'm going to kill you. Dude. You shushed me. You're dead. It's not that bad. You're going to go down duct tape on me. That was worse than saying hateful slurs to me. What if they just yelled out like, "Hey, shut the fuck up." Oh, that's chill. That's fine. But, fuck you, dude. You're dead. Damn. What if it's hate you shut the fuck up? Pictures. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's fine. That's totally good. But a shush. A shush is bad, bro. What if it's a shush with a slur? I got to pin him with a slur. Well, that's the few. We'll rank him. Because that might be kind of funny. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So it's a shush. Is it a time of a day of the shush? Because that was at 5 a.m. That was like in the morning. Yeah. I think anytime a shush is pretty bad. Don't shush me before I've had my coffee. Of course. That's fine. No, it doesn't. Because I'm so loud in the morning. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. What about a late night shush? That's also... See, that depends. Yeah. Yeah. If you haven't had your vanilla ice cream with your sprinkles. Right. Of course. My little sweet treat. Yeah. Then a shush is taboo. And then a shush is taboo. Yeah, because I'm already knocked out at that point. Interesting. Yeah. I didn't know this about you, dude. Yeah, don't shush me. I don't think I ever had, and I don't think I ever will. Wow. I'll block out, dude. I'll block out. Good. No. You tape down on a plate. Yeah. Because someone shushed you. 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If you need cash help for any reason, even if you have bad credit like Brian, go to GetCash.com. That's GetCash.com. I Googled a shushing rude. Is a rude to say "shh" to someone? In general, shushing someone can be considered verbal, the equivalent of putting a muzzle on someone, and then expecting them to listen to what you have to say. Don't shush people. Listen and discuss. Or, if this is actually discussion you have no interest in, simply ignore them. That's crazy. I fuck. Ohhh, I want to kill you. You should have been vlogged on this earth. Honestly, I guess I just haven't interacted with a shush before, or done it. Dude, what, I'm telling you, once that happens to you? I'm so naive. Yeah. I'm right out. You know what, why don't you go ahead and shush Zach in the comments everybody. What the fuck? Why me? What the hell you suckin' girl? Oh, no, I'm pretty fucking pissed. Dude, did you see the beat out? What's he doing? My head turned really fast. See what I'm saying? My head turned really fucking fast. Hey, bro! We can run that back in slow motion. My head turned really fast. I'm telling you. Alright. Yeah. Whoo! That was pretty good. Yeah, I also think pointing's bad. Okay. Wait, what context? Because I'm a hands-y guy when it comes to talking. I'm very, like, animated, but sometimes I'll point at things. And I know that that's rude, but I try not to... Like, if I'm pointing at something above you, I make sure that... Yeah, it's clear. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's, like, if it's very apparent you're talking shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Dude, I... You are soft, bro. What do you mean, don't shush me, bro? You are, like, you're a post, dude. No, dude, I'm telling you, bro. It's... Shh. Ohhh, shit. Grace run. (laughter) Damn. So, a little tip someone taught me was that if you want to point at anything, use two fingers. It looks more official and less rude. That's still bad, I feel like. Yeah. Well, I don't know. If I'm like... If you and I are talking about Zach, can I go like that? Yeah. I feel like that's not as bad as that. We're kind of airline. Yeah. Don't take this guy right here. Oh, look at this guy. He's like obviously supposed to be here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The wrist action. (laughter) The what are those, me? (laughter) It was a point transferred into two fingers. (laughter) Russell shush me. Damn. Hey, do you have any exciting personal news that just happened this week? Any new purchases? Oh, the 4Runner. Wow. Yes, I bought a 2001 4Runner nice vintage. Got a lot of grit to it. And I just needed something to hitch the car around and store the supplies. Because I have to like pay some dude to always tow the car. And it's also hard because I have to carry a lot of supplies too. So I have to borrow my brother-in-law's car because my car is small. So there is a 2001 4Runner big wheels tow hitch already installed. And it only needed an ignition switch replacement. So all in, I paid like a grand for this car. I got a bit out of steel. I hope you fucking crash. What the fuck? What the fuck is that? And survive. Aww. Hey, that's not as rude as shushing. Yeah. Well, I want to survive because the car is in such great quality. Fucking pieces. Shit. So safe. Dude, I text it. I'm on Facebook marketplace always searching for cars. I see a Honda Fit. I also suggest other cars like for you to buy. I see a 4Runner. I'm like, oh damn. A 4Runner would be sick. Yep. I send it to Walid. Walid was like, oh, I want a 4Runner too. I was like, okay, like that's cool dude. He buys a fucking 4Runner before I buy a second. You can get your own person. Before I buy a first car for me, you have two cars under your name now. I have zero. I told you you could borrow the 4Runner. I don't know. Fuck you. That's your turn. You can take it up to Modesto. Yeah. Fuck that. No, it's like I have germs in it. I'm not going to use the car all the time. P bottles everywhere. Shit. I was so fucking pissed, bro. I tried looking up the tech. You remember the text message. Yeah. I sent you the Facebook marketplace link and you're like, oh, that's sick. I'm going to get one too. It was a Highlander. It was a Highlander, first of all. There's a big difference. Don't fucking. What is this? Whoa. Fuck. Uh oh. Guys. Guys, let's all be friends. I'm talking. You fucking. Fuck. Fuck. Okay. I don't know where. Bleep that. Bleep that. I got to write that down. Yeah. So anyways, you're happy for me though. No. Fuck no. Look, I'm happy for you. Lie. Look at it. Happy for you. Lieking. Just look that up. Oh, is this the mean that you sent me? Oh, I didn't get it. You sent this the picture. This is. This is. I love this meme. That's so good. Without the text. I was like, I don't know what this means. But now I fucking know what you're talking about. And now you feel it. Yeah. Fuck you, dude. Now I can't get it. Now I have to get a Honda fit. No, you can still get a forerunner. No, I can't. No, I can't. Yeah, you can't. Can you imagine if I got a forerunner and you got a forerunner, we would be like the fucking voice. The forerunner voice. Lame is the most ever, dude. No, the way the forerunner voice comes. We've joined communities and rides. What's. What's Lamer? If I get a Tesla and then we pull up at like Kenny's birthday party. Yeah. With two Teslas or two forerunners pulling up at the same time. I think it doesn't matter if they're both the same car. I think it's if we take it to the extra effort and get vanity plates. We both get vanity plates. That's fair. I'm so fucking dude. I remember I sent you the link. Well, it's a great car and thank you for. I didn't know this part, dude. That's why I get a surprising. Yeah. I tried adding more to the conversation by finding the fucking thing, but the text thread. Because it maybe never happened. It did. You already acknowledged that it did. No, no, no. To be fair, I think it was the Highlander, but still. They're still a great car. Same engine, I think. Well, you have to drive it and figure it out. Yeah. Yeah. I'm so pissed. I just like, you know, like in the mafia movies, we're like, like the president, like, turns on his car and the car explodes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The exacts gonna set that up in the forerunner. I hope your car piles up. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Damn dude. I said parking tickets. Oh, okay. Pause. Pause. Piles up. Parking ticket. Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. The car explodes. With... What's next on the dock? With maintenance fees. With maintenance fees. Yes, yes, yes. I hope your car leaks. Uh... Gas. That's bad. Well, that's bad. Really bad. Piss bottles like cats fell off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see Zach outside in the parking lot with like a cigarette and like gas littler. You got a leather jacket. Yeah. I hope your car... I hope your car breaks down on the dance floor. Whoa! In on the 101 freeway. What was that? I hope your car gets towed and fucked. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Kenny didn't type on that one. Hey guys, we're heading in a bonus of the Zach and Walid show. That's right. We're gonna take a quick break 'cause Walid's heart out is happening right now. That's right. I'll be a hard back in. Nice. So if the energy changes... Is what? If the energy changes, uh, if we come back and Walid's crying because his call sucked or something like that, you now know why. Oh, the call didn't go so well. Oh, someone saw the end of Lyle Crocodile. [laughter] That killed him! He shot him! That was your heart out, which was the movie. I had to watch that, Nick. He's like bludgeoned. Uh, well anyways, Walid's call went swimmingly well. Wow. That's right. I am not... I'm not deported. Yeah. Yeah, the letting me stay a couple days. Nice. You included us in last time of how good we are with favors. Yeah, and I just have what good people we are. Yeah. And we have that guaranteed stamp of satisfaction guaranteed of returning your favors. Yeah, that's right. 'Cause me and Zach's whole relationship is all a favor base. Yeah. We're not even real friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just favors. Yeah, I gave you a ride here. Yeah, but then I do your taxes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to be up, you have to be up. Nice. But you're getting audited by the way. Cool. Yeah. Fuck yeah. But I'm gonna ask you of paying the audit money. Oh. I got you, bro. Perfect. [laughter] Perfect. Well, anyways, we're gonna go ahead and play some voicemails. You guys asked us to do some favors for you. And we got you guys. We got you back. We got you back. We want to hear what those favors are. And we'll get it done. Yeah. Editors don't even play the fucking thing 'cause we hate that thing. We don't want that. [music] Here's the number you can call. Well, what do you point? Is he pointing out-- Oh, my God. Why would you say that about that person? Oh, gosh. You don't like that person? That's crazy. Dude, this is like, we're in, like, a really progressive time right now. Wow. To, like, have that outdated mindset where you're pointing. It's like, I don't like that thing. Okay, so the editor had to type out. [beep] Dude, don't say it again. Don't point at it again. It's a shame, too, because you think in this day and age, you get past that mindset. Just play the first fucking voicemail. All right, here's our first voicemail. Hey, my name's JB. I just want to say how much I love your guys' show. I listen to it every week. I was wondering if you guys could do something about these fees on the airline and the concert tickets. I'm just really not sure Biden did the job done. I need you guys on it. Thanks. Thank you, JB. Dude, so tonight is Trump for his Biden. Yeah, who you got? Oh, yeah, yeah. You got it. Well, it depends if Biden can fucking stand tall and get these fees down and all that shit to it. What? Oh, God. Oh, God. Okay. Get your sensors out. Love your ears. Here we go. Waggle the red. [laughter] What? [laughter] You know, you guys might not like this. But that Joe Biden, he's a little too sleepy E.P. for me. [laughter] No. That's my conservative red show. He's a little too sleepy. Sleepy. Holy shit. You're a little E.P. bro. [laughter] So what are these fees? Well, how do we do anything about that? Yeah. I guess you could like request us on Venmo, but we won't pay it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we'll see the Venmo. We'll try and get back to you on the Venmo's. Our Venmo's are pretty stacked to the request. Yeah. Oh. So if you could just, you know, bump this to the top of the inbox, kind of, that'd be great. Yeah. Yeah. And maybe you'll send us some money. It will be faster. Oh, fuck yeah. There you go. Yeah. That's a good idea. We won't accept it, but. Yeah. So the fees for the concert tickets, that part is just through Venmo. Right. What was the second part? Airline fees. Airline fees. Oh, there is like a 911 fee. Oh, nice. Actually. I don't know if you can pay back an airline fee specifically. I don't know if I can pay the 911 fee. Yeah. Alright. If I can say that, I send the Venmo request. This is for the 911 fee. Oh. So, well, yeah, we'll get you guys. We'll figure it out. JB, we got you. Airline fee concert. Don't worry about it. Just hit us up on Venmo. We'll pay back. Yeah, for sure. And watch the debate tonight, which will be, I'm sure Biden will crush. Yup. You're plugging the debate. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, guys. Five Pacific time ABC. Yup. And it's going to be a huge landslide victory. You know what they're saying? I heard all this weird radio show that they, you know, for diplomats when they go to another country, you know, these, like, the president, when he has to, like, he's jet lagging and shit, right? Sometimes they give them Adderall to, like, you stay in tune or stay awake. Dude, Biden's going to be off fucking Addys tonight. Type shit. He's going to tweet out. Biden just reflects. Type shit. It was a perk. Type shit. Okay. Anyways, next voicemail please, JB, we got your back. Another, another favor. Done. Done. Easy. You guys are good guys. Next favor. Please. All right. Here's our second voicemail. I was just wondering, I'm 22, just graduated college. And I haven't filed income taxes in, like, three or four years. I was wondering how much trouble I could get in. That's about it. If you all want to file them on TurboTax for me, that would be, I would really like that. Okay, so one thing for me personally is I don't have internet right now. So you can't do that. Right. Yeah. What are you? And I'm currently under investigation for that arrest. Kenny? Man. I just don't want to. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Good luck. Yeah. Dude. I don't have internet taxes. When you're a goddamn baby, that's why Joe Biden stopped being so creepy all the time. Give us a warning that you were going red, dude. That was a jump scared. Holy shit. I put the red contacts in my eyes, like, super scared. Yeah. Well, TurboTax, it's so easy. You know, I'm sure what if we hired a task rabbit for him? Nice. There you go. Yeah. You think Chad GBT would do his TurboTaxes? Yeah. I'm sure the technology is this day. Yeah. Do so sketchy plugging in all your banking information and like your taxes. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. I will post this all for you. No, no, no, no. Yeah. Good luck. When you get his name, but we got your back. Yeah. Well, find a way. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'll get the internet back soonish. A couple months. I'll get an extension time for taxes. I think you have like 30 days with these days. You get an extension talk. October. So you guys cut over. I think my internet comes back in November. Oh, and I think I'll beat the case by January. Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Okay. Yeah, dude. Well, find a way. Don't worry about it. Yeah. We'll figure it out. We'll lie on us. We got your back. That's exactly what we promised. We got your back. Do you guys want to hear the third voicemail? Please. Oh, boy. First of all, Zach. Congrats on the nuts. Glad to see their back and plump. While we can grab from the truck, brother. Gotta check it out. Okay. That one is actually a cool one. What did you guys can tell my boy Ty to go to the fucking gym? Kid's getting small. Bank's boys. Out. So Ty's small and he needs to go to the gym. Thank you for the nut comment. Love that. Thank you. So this is a favor. So we need to tell Ty to go hit the fucking gym because he's getting small. His friend. Oh, he needs to put on muscle. Do you guys still? So I am out of gas passes for my gym. Yeah. And I'm just like a really bad, you know. You don't go. Yeah. Yeah. I've been slacking really bad. Maybe we should tell you to go to the fucking gym. You got that Les belt. You got that Les belt. Dude. You guys are typing. What the fuck? Kenny, you're ripped. You go to the gym all the time. Thank you. Yeah. It's just like I kind of do my own thing. I throw headphones in. I'm on that type of shit. Yeah. Am I allowed to say it as a white guy? Yeah. I've said it the whole time. I'm clarifying now. After the hour mark of this episode where we've been saying it the whole time. Yeah. Let's say that word, bro. So tie. Yeah. I mean, just do you. I mean, hey, body positivity. Yeah. He's fine. Yeah. Don't worry about it. See? Zach and Walid. We've always got your back. You're good. Do a tie. Just do a couple of jumping jacks at home. Do home workouts. Yeah. Type share. Yo. Just do some pushups. Do 30 pushups a day. 30 jumping jacks a day tie. And you're good. You're a gym workout. Yeah. It takes trend while you're doing it. Yeah. So speed up the muscle process. There you go. You're the Joe Biden. Two. Three voicemails. You're fucking pulling Joe Biden comments. What the hell happened on your fucking for this debate? What happened on that call? You're like radicalized. Alex Jones and like all these things. Imagine just walking in the room and you see like a zoom layout and it's like Alex Jones. Eric Trump. Damn dude. Well we got one more voicemail. Nice. Yeah. Sure. You guys are helping a lot of people today. I hope you take that to heart. I am. Good. Okay. Here we go. Now the pressure is on. I'm on nervous. Relax. You guys do sports again. Just like I don't know. Ever since you guys stopped doing sports stuff. I just I don't I don't want to support anymore. I've got I've gained like 400 pounds. I've got to do exaggerated. It's kind of a really exaggerated actually. I've gained like 50 pounds probably. You guys got worse. Come on. My life is in your guys's hands. Okay. Bye Kenny. Oh shit. There you go. What's up dude? You saw us back. Yeah. Wait. Is this live? Yeah. I actually got my attention. I was like oh fuck. He's just just kidding. Yeah. Do you show up? Did you say what's up right there? Oh shit. What's up man? All right Kenny. My ego's feeling pretty. I love this guy actually. Oh what's up type shit. You know this guy can come to the gym with me actually. Maybe at the knocks. See we would love to talk sports but it's just so boring to watch. Now this one I'm down. I'll talk sports. What? Yeah. Giants got just got back in the game. Cups game. 3-3 now. I don't care about this stuff anymore. I've been. That's like the top of my Kenny's corner to-do list. To not sports? I don't know. Yes. There's one sports. The biggest debate in our history is happening right now and there's someone who's just so E.P. You guys are talking about this? Are we doing Kenny's corner today? Do we have time? Wait, wait, wait. Do you guys have any more advice for this guy you're going to help? Hey, you can follow me on my socials and I'll just chat sports with you and I'll help you lose weight. Yes, same with me. Yeah. I'll offer up the same thing. Hell yeah. We'll bring foul tip back with just me and Kenny. Yeah. That'd be sick. I would love that. Yeah. Good luck with that, boys. Sports podcasts are going to come back. Yeah. Sports podcasts are going to come back. You guys will be just enough sports podcasts already. It was all for you guys. Oh, one comment was like I stopped watching Zach only when they were foul tip or whatever. And when they were talking sports and they just didn't know anything about sports. And I was like, I want to reply. I was like, we were a sports podcast that purposefully wasn't sports knowledgeable. What have they, what have done? Great. What have you, what have you, can you do it? They're like fucking scar on you. Number one chart is like you and Kenny back to back. Yeah. Dave Portland. I was talking about it. What have I been sicked? Go ahead, Kenny's corner please. Always close on what you think is going to happen. No, no, that's it for Kenny's corner. I want to hear while he eats political takes going into tonight's debate. Dude, so this is coming out on Tuesday, debate on Thursday. Yeah. What's? Well, okay. Here's what I, and this already came out. So here's what I think is going to happen. Right? John's going to come out and immediately, you know, he's been a bad boy. Right? So immediately I'll release the songs. I've been a nasty girl. And then Joe Biden, he's not even going to know what's going on. He's so E.P. Right? Always going to talk about his morning ice cream and it was, I love it. Look, that's how I don't get into politics. That's why it's not for me. Cause you know. So what song is Biden coming up to? Because Trump came out. Oh, I know about it's coming out to you. And I'm going to come out with a little pajama hat and like a pajama set with a teddy bear and a warm glass of milk. Cause you realize this is hosted by CNN. There's no way that they're going to let Biden come out. You'd be said there's a few rolls. So the new rolls, there's new rolls. You're with a mic. That's automatic. Yeah. It's going to happen. Trust me. I love it. Anyways, sign us off, please. All right, guys, make sure you vote right. Okay. Better, please. You can watch the Zakuwali show. This was episode 95. Make sure you leave those very lovely comments so we could respond to them. Be sure to subscribe. Kenny is going to respond back to each one that responds or that comments. Episode 95 is America's best episode. That's right. Yes. That's right. Yes. Put me down for that. And this was the America. My parents did not come from this, from Afghanistan for me to do a podcast. That's not America's best episode. Yeah. That's right. That's fucker. Thank you guys. Happy Fourth of July. Peace and blessings. Goodbye. It's vote. [BLANK_AUDIO]