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[MUSIC PLAYING] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Today, Tuesday, February 27th. What up, Primavane? [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] What up, Micho? Hey, what's up, everybody? Eddie is on his way on over. All right, so all this week, we're giving you a chance to win a family four-packet tickets to go to the happiest place on Earth. Disney, love! Yes! It's actually three-day, one-park-per-day passes. Oh, wow. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] I mean, what a blessing, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] to be able to get this vacation for you and your family. Yes. And this package is exclusively for you that listen to our Shaboi Show podcast like in laughter party, OK? So the way you win is we give you a key word of the day, and you got to complete the phrase before Friday, basically. OK? We're going to give you the second word today, Tuesday throughout this podcast, in this episode. OK. When? I don't know. See you guys quichando. We already gave you yesterday's and yesterday's podcast. So go here in case you missed it. I-- oh, yes. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] I gave up sugar and energy drinks, because energy drinks were making me feel hella crazy. Like, I had a [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] crawling in my arm. And at first, I was like, yo, this feels amazing. I can go work out, even though all I want to do is pass out and go to sleep. Oh, my, me. But then I started thinking, it's like that's probably not the healthiest thing? Right. You know, because it's like, why? What's in this energy drink and this C4? Yes. That's making literally my skin crawl with ormias. Ants. So I quit that. Good for you. But I feel like I'm getting targeted by fast food restaurants more than ever before. Me too. Yeah, party on Instagram. Hella ads for men with boobs. [LAUGHS] Like, like, man boobs? Wow, your algorithm, Ben. What is the one-- I don't search anything about that. And it's like, yo, how to, like, make your man boobs smaller. And I'm like, first of all, I would like to think they're a little bit has to do with the fact that I'm working out the chest. That's really all I work out. Don't be. But I guess I just need a boop reduction. Your FBI agent is looking at you through your little camera. And it's like, boo. They can't even see a face. Don't knock it away. When I'm texting from below, they can't get through my boobs. Oh, they think it's a girl. They're like, oh, shoot. Never mind. [LAUGHS] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Who's coming after you right now? They have fast food. Oh, my, every other spot. But mainly Taco Bell, they've been sending me text messages. Like, we miss you. Where you at? Use your rewards. And then right now, they're, like, also targeting Mexicanos because they have this new Tahin menu coming out, like, with several items. Isn't that the concept to target Mexicanos because they're Mexican food? I don't know if I would consider Mexican food. Yeah, it's more of the-- the Whitney's and the Carl's version of-- [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] I always thought, like, whoever loves Taco Bell loves Mota. Yeah, that's bad, actually. Yeah, but white people, I feel like it's white people version of Mexican food, like-- Yeah, but hella white people love Mota. That's true. Everyone loves Mota. Anyway, yeah, they have this new menu coming out. And I'm like, yo, I can't even try it. I hope it's still available. I pick what is not because what are you going to do? Where do you go buy some and just store them? That's nasty. Is it-- didn't somebody do that? They-- what did they do? I think they bought-- I think it was McDonough's cheeseburgers. It was McDonald's. And they stored them, and then they were still good to go. Yeah, like 30 years later. Some crazy like that. That's crazy. Kim, who's targeting you for land? And Primo, and you're giving a fast food. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] So good job, I'm proud of you for that. Thank you. We all are. Kim, who's targeting you? Well, I actually gave up little scissors, you guys know. I deleted the app. I didn't want to be targeted. But something else is targeting me. Oh, my God. Can you guys take a wild guess? Let's do a shot there. Oh, my gosh. I know 1,000% what it is. Osempic, skinny shots. Yes, that has a-- Liposuction. Meachal. No, Kim. Anybody. Well, the skinny shot is like a liposuction. What's the difference between a skinny shot and a liposuction? I have to go under the knife. I'm going to even out like fully. And honestly, guys, it's taking over my entire thoughts. All I can talk about is the skinny shot. I don't think you should get it, Kim. But it is no longer it. I know when. But I'm still just as a friend. I don't think you should get it. By the way. It's the one that's going to be when. No, I do want to see you win. But like, we don't know what the side effects are with the LTRAs, the long term-- Like that is. Lareda's sister. The skinnier you get, the chubbier we're going to look. Not true. So it's something we don't want you to win. We just don't want to lose. [LAUGHS] Lose literally and/or the weight. [LAUGHS] But guys, I'm going to do it a month, see what happens, and I'm going to do like two months. If you're going to do it, I'll go there. I don't know what I'm going to say. Yeah, I know. I know somebody has been doing it for months. [SPEAKING SPANISH] Oh. [SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] [SPEAKING SPANISH] We don't know how often home is sister. [SPEAKING SPANISH] You know? This person said that every week, [SPEAKING SPANISH] Are you getting the skinny shot? Skinny shot? Skinny shot. By the way, I am in the works to getting the skinny shot doctor on the podcast so we can ask all the side effect questions, [SPEAKING SPANISH] Well, something that I was thinking about is-- you know, there's a lot of rumors going on right now about peso pluma, allegedly being a rehab. Yeah. [SPEAKING SPANISH] And before, [SPEAKING SPANISH] Everywhere. Basketball games, out and about. [SPEAKING SPANISH] And [SPEAKING SPANISH] just went down in Miami. You would think that he would have pulled up. Yeah. So people are saying that he might be in rehab. Whether or not he is, we don't know, right? Because there's other rumors saying he's recording. He's like deep in the recording in Hollywood, LA area, prepping for his American tour. Whatever it is, we wish him all the best in health. [SPEAKING SPANISH] Because, look at peso pluma. I feel he's the type of rato that after a breakup, like he had with Nicki Nicole, allegedly, it would hit him hard. Yeah. And he could resort to whatever it is to make him feel better. Because I feel like he has an addictive personality. You know what I'm saying? Have you ever met someone with an addictive personality? They'll love you hard. They will not give up on you. They will love you so hard. But then they'll take that energy if it doesn't work. And then focus it elsewhere and be an addict to that. Mm. Yes. Do you think Eddie has an addictive personality with him? That's a great question, Mitro. Kim, do you believe so? I think so. To be honest, I think I don't think we would break up. But if we did, I think he would fall into depression. Bottom line. Not depression, but you know he'll be really sad. He'll be in it. And he's like, she's like, not me, not with the skinny shot. Yeah. No, I've never been the type. I will never post crying. I will never say that. I will post time having the time of my life. I'm going to get skinny. I'm going to do what I need to do because why am I going to cry? As sad as I am, I've got to move on. So if you had a really deep, bad breakup with somebody you absolutely loved, Kim, you would never reveal to that person that it hurts you, that you don't have them in your life anywhere. I would reveal it. I would try not to, but I'll publicly go on Instagram. No, you guys are going to see me as happy as Kim. That's what I'm saying. I can be posting an outfit going out because the Kim, Mr. Yorando, see how possible it is. He says, if it works out later, then great. And if not, you know, we move on. But everyone, have you ever been to a big breakup? Through a big breakup? No, not a big breakup, but I mean, I feel like I go through it all the time and I'm heavily fully transparent on my social media. I'm sad. I'm happy. Yeah. You see me in my good and in my bad, but that's just me. I feel like everybody's different as far as-- It's super transparent. I'm very transparent. Yeah. Yeah. I think there's good to both of those things, right? I think it's awesome to be transparent and genuine and all that. I think people appreciate that. At the same time, some people may take advantage of you if you show them exactly how you're feeling in that moment. And that's not on you. That's just on people being terrible people. Right, right. Seeing that opportunity. Yeah. And on the other side, with Kim, I think it's good at times to be guarded for that reason. So people don't take advantage of you or try to do crazy shizzing to you. But on the flip side of that is, then I think it's harder to build deeper and stronger relationships. I don't think so, at least in-- I think you can say, you know what? This happened to me. This sucks. But you know what? You're sorry. Muje luchona. I'm not going to let this bring me down. Sadhu, I'm going to keep it moving. Keep it pushing. Yes, yes, la vida. Like, either you stand up with it or tajeva. Yeah, but what I'm getting to is you can't fake it until you make it with everybody in your life. You've got to be real with some people that you trust, because that will help you build better relationships. And also, that's the reason why we have community and people that love us. Because the whole point is to help each other out. Does that make sense? Yeah. I just don't think I would do that with-- Everybody. Everybody that follows me. Yeah, because it's like, there's true people who don't have the best intentions. Some people are like, hate watching you. Literally, they follow you just to see, oh, like, she's doing this, she's doing that, and not all people love you. So you're saying people that may follow you on Instagram may not follow you because they want to double tap and support, but they want to see and match up and compare themselves to you? Yes, or they did. And hoping get the way I'm on. Exactly, like that? Yeah, they're 1,000%, like, not all the people that follow you support you. But I think that's just the internet culture, you know, like, with trolls and all that stuff. You know, it's not just genuine people. I think there's just always going to be that if we're on social media. All right, hold on. We'll continue with that, and then I'll give you the key word for today for the Disney giveaway. Hold on. Remember the Thai Cave Rescue? What about the mission depicted in Black Hawk Down or the epic rescue shown in Captain Phillips? You've probably heard of all of these. But did you know that the US Air Force Special Warfare played a pivotal role in all of them? These airmen are the most highly trained warriors on the planet. Other forces like the Seals and Army Rangers call on them to provide skills no one else can. Not many people make the cut. If you think you can, visit airforce.com to learn more. It's OK if you aren't ready for kids right now. It's OK if you don't want to be a mom, now, or even ever. It's nobody's decision but yours. But do you know it's not OK? Not knowing how effective your birth control is. Talk to your doctor about effective birth control options so you can make an informed decision. Tap to learn more. All right, here it is, Familia. Your opportunity to win the Family 4 Packet tickets by the Disney Land. Three-day, one-park-per-day passes, two-night hotels stay. So you got to complete the full phrase. We're going to give you four words. I gave you one yesterday. Yesterday was Monday, February 26. Today, Tuesday, February 27. The keyword is magical, magical. Once you have all four words, DM us the full phrase. It's going to be a whole frase. With those four words, DM us the full phrase with your full name and your phone number into our Instagram DM at Shaboi show. SHO, B-O-Y show. And make sure you do it before this Friday, March 1st, because we will be choosing the winner at random after 10 a.m. Pacific. This Friday, March 1st. (speaking in foreign language) If you want to know what yesterday's magical word is or was, all you got to do is listen to yesterday's podcast. - That's it. - Afterparty. (speaking in foreign language) So where I was confused, talking about why people are, you guys are saying that people on Instagram are hoping you fail is, but everybody, you started saying like trolls and this and that. So not like friends, or do you think you guys have people in your inner or even like outer circle that are wishing that you don't do well or hoping you don't do well? - There could be. - Yeah, I think we may not like your best friend, but like maybe some random person that follows you from high school, you know, like that. And I don't think like someone's super close to me. - I mean, off top me, I keep my circle pretty small, but I think even, I have a lot of acquaintances, but people that I'm like my every days, that's very small. - You know what, I'm gonna spill some tea. - What happened? - It's really good at the fact. - There was somebody that I was very close with that I was like, you are one of my best friends. And then that person, all of a sudden, just started like muting my stories. Like they didn't wanna see me, like they didn't wanna see my stories. And I think it was because they didn't want to see me prospering. - Wow. - And it was kind of like, that's so weird because we're really great friends. - How do you know that they're muting you? - Because we were best friends. - Yeah, and then you know, like on the algorithm, like, you know, well, if you're looking at-- - I think you're best friends, like, yeah, if you want to miss stories, like, you know, you're not always on your phone. But if you're best friends, like, I'm always looking at my best friend's story, like, my best friend, you know, like liking, swiping up. - Yeah, I think she'll voice just confused on how you notice that and came as referencing to her stories when she goes to see who's viewing her stories. It comes up, you're friendless, and then depending on your algorithm and who's higher on your list, they come up first. So they come up in certain rankings on your views. - Yeah, and I'm not saying, like, sometimes like, I'll not see, like, you're like, oh, did you see my story? Like, no, like, I slipped up, like, you know, I'm not always on my phone. - Right. - But this is somebody that was always sliding up on my stuff, like, always-- - Oh, okay, acting, always in your stuff, yeah. - Seeing exactly. - So they were really active, and all of a sudden they weren't. - Yes, and it was like a little fall off, and it was, I think, 'cause they just didn't want to see me prospering specifically in work area. - That's so interesting. - Yeah, but I think, I mean, I don't think that would be the same way to, I guess, interpret what Shaboya's saying, like, I don't think that person or that friend was doing it, 'cause they were, you know, like-- - No, I think it was in spite, I think it was in spite. - Oh, and you think it was hurting them, seeing you do well in life? - Yes, yes. - Damn, that's, guys, how much down that could be to? - How sad is it that, unfortunately, there are people that their only joy in life is to see others not do well? And that gives them an ego and self-esteem boost. Honestly, I'm not even mad at them, I just pray for them. Because that is a sad place to be. You know what I'm saying? So Kim, since you guys were so close, did you reach out to this person and be like, hey, I noticed X, Y, Z? - No, that, I just feel like, like you said, like sometimes you don't, (speaks in foreign language) you just need to move on. - But it's different. I'm not talking about (speaks in foreign language) I'm like, yo, why aren't you watching my stories? No, it's just more like, hey, I've noticed this is in this. Like, are we cool? - Well, you guys already know that I'm like, terrible at conversations period, so that's not true. - That's not true. - Something I would never say, but on top of that, other layer, no, I just think I, whenever people do stuff like that, I'm like, okay, well, I know where we stand. - Not necessarily, meaning I hate you, we're not friends. I just, I know where we stand, you know? (speaks in foreign language) If you ain't trying to be active with me, then bye. (speaks in foreign language) Obviously, you can't spend time on me. - Me too, that sounds super wack, bro. You don't even have social media. And all I'm saying is, Kim, if this person, you made him seem out to be like such a special friend, why wouldn't you wanna rescue? Or maybe not rescue. - Yes, let me get closer or something. - Let me give you an example. If you think of a relationship or a friendship, right, as you being out there swimming in a lake, having a good time, right? And all of a sudden, you see somebody drowning, your friend, why wouldn't you extend the hand and be like, yo, what's going on? Why are we drowning? Let's figure this out. Does that make sense? - Yes, and I think I'm super bad at that, 'cause I'd rather just be like, well, bro, that's on you. Like, I'm just gonna, you're showing me you wanna drown. Go ahead. - Like match the energy? - Yeah, it's not match the energy. - Kim's like, let me help you down. - No, it's not match the energy, it's like, I'm not, it doesn't mean that if you reach out to me, we won't be best friends in swimming. I just, I'm not gonna, like, you are choosing to take that action, so I'm choosing to do an action as well, and it's to remove myself from the situation. - I'm just saying, like, if they're truly a good friend, and that's great, Kim, because honestly-- - And so they're truly not a good friend, so that just makes me like, be like, okay. - But you have no idea what that person could be going through and why they're acting like this, and as a good friend, you could be there and be like, yo, not necessarily like, yo, I want you to be my best friend, but just like, yo, how can I be there for you? How can I help you out? - Kim's like, give me the engagement. - No, if you're not giving me engagement then-- - Yeah, then you're not my friend. - No. - Anyways, it's interesting stuff, right? - Yeah, it is. - Because this person may not even know that Kim is feeling this way. - Mm-hmm, well, I just feel like I, it's not that I'm like, oh my gosh, like, it's not taking up brain space, it's not like bothering me, it's not taking up space in my heart, so like, that's why I also don't really care to reach out and do anything. - But you're just saying it, no tastic, like, no, no tastic. - It's a mental note, and I take a lot of mental notes. I'm like, okay, well, that's something to note, but doesn't mean I'm gonna immediately take action, yeah. - There it is, interesting man, friendships, relationships can be complicated. Eddie, thank you for joining us, Homie. Hey, you have friends, and I know Kim doesn't really like them too much. - She likes them. - We're gonna hook one of her friends up with one of our friends. - Oh yeah. - That's because she doesn't like that one friend. - No, that hurts, I told her she could play him. - He's gonna play her too. (laughing) - Yeah, and he's like, don't worry, I didn't have to tell him that. (laughing) - And he's like, I got a friend who's the biggest player. Kim's like, I got a friend who's the biggest player. Let's put them together. - Not literally, that's what happened. - Oh my gosh, what I'm trying to get up though, Eddie, ever since you've been with Kim, they're a clamon that you don't keep in touch as much? - No, no, no, they don't. They don't, they're actually really, they're busy too, they're doing their thing. We haven't really had any beef about that. - Oh, that's cool. - But the friend that she's trying to hook up her friend with, he's trying to get his life together. - Yeah, this is the one I saw at the soccer game recently? - Yeah. - Oh, he's a good guy, yeah, I mean, how can I say it? You ever meet people and you're like, bro, they're a good person, they just make terrible decisions and like, right? - Yes. - Does that make sense? - Yeah. - Nah, best. - Want me about to eat this cookie? (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) - What did you buy him? - It's a Girl Scout cookie. - You're right, right. - Yeah, I bought the whole Girl Scout cookies. - Thank you. - Because Alex, who works here with us, her daughter's selling, so we want to support her. Anyways, where are we going with that? - That date is gonna be catastrophic. - He's a new double date. - He seems like a good person. - He's a very good person, yeah, he's just, like you said, he made some dumb and keeps making some decisions, but I mean, overall, he's a good guy, like you said, and single dad, right? - Yeah, lately he's been, he discovered, he doesn't have an Instagram or anything. The only thing he does have is TikTok. - Oh yeah, 'cause we were trying to find him on Instagram, we didn't find him. - He's been posting some like, thirst trap type of things, and yeah, yeah, it's pretty fun. - I don't think it's thirst trap. - Yeah, he took one down, he took one down, yeah. - It's fashion Kim, is he like modeling stuff? - Yeah, he's modeling stuff. - Yeah, but there's only, he had to shirt off, and it was funny. - And the man, he took it. - He took it down, he took it down. - He made me their thirst traps for Eddie. Eddie's like, no, no, no, no. - Is he all over your algorithm? - No, no, no, no, no. - Eddie, for your eyes only? - Ah! - There he was, Eddie encouraging him, only fans? He's like, I'll manage you? - No, no, no. - That's what's happening. Yeah, let us know how that date goes. When is it happening? It's a double date. - Yes, we are doing it in like two weeks of date. - Oh, fun. - And that's gonna be as soon as my friend and I are done with our midterms, so it's gonna be crazy. - Wait, it's your friend from your NBA? - Yes. - Oh my God. - Is it home girl? - Yeah. - What do we all know? - Yeah. - Let's not say her name. - Yeah. - Yes. - Yeah, T. - It's gonna be so fun. - Yeah, T and D. - T and D? (laughing) - I love that. - All right, good times. Well, we'll see how that goes, guys. - She's on brace control, so it's fine. - Oh my gosh, yeah! - Dude, I need that. - But we know this, guys. - He's trying to make better decisions already. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm gonna make better decisions. - Hey, do you tell him, like, you're a bro? (laughing) - Kim's friend, is she a little ballastilla? Don't answer it. - Yeah, don't answer it. (laughing) - Your friend. - He's ballastilla, too. (laughing) - Well, yeah, right, right, right, right, right, he has-- - Unless he goes both ways. - No, no, no, no, no. - He's gonna ballastilla. - He be-- (laughing) - He's a hell of shits to shot. - Yeah. - Yeah, he has a good aim, because he has like two kids. - That's not a lot, Kim. - That's definitely not a lot. (laughing) - I'm gonna be better in the half of it. - Hey, me too. Ow, my eye. (laughing) - That was a mean. - Me too! - That's a bad aim. (laughing) - That's a bad aim. (clapping) - Is he trying to live a celibate life now? Like, do you tell him you're a bro, like, keep it in your pants? Your friend? - I do tell him he says it's hard. - How do you have that conversation with your guy friend? Like, at what point do you go, "Hey, bro, keep your shlong inside your pants"? - Yeah, 'cause he tells me all these things that he's done, and I'm like, "Dude, you're trying to be a godly man, "focus on yourself and don't have sex before marriage." Or, before you get to know the person first, rather than just first night and then hooking up, you know, like, wait a little bit, make sure she's a good girl, 'cause you might have another kid, you never know. - And then, therefore, another relationship that doesn't work out. - Exactly, exactly. There it is. - Oh, yeah, he's working on himself. - Love that. - If you ever need a good guy friend, then we'll tell you to keep it in your pants. - Oh, thanks, Eddie. - Yes. - Or just find the right person, you know what I mean? - Hit him up at Eddie, Sotelo on Instagram, DMs, slightly 10 DMs. - But only if you're looking for that, if you're a high note or a high note, that's looking good at Eddie. - If you're trying to get Eddie's out of his pants. (laughing) Do not do it. - Don't do it. - Yeah, I do not do it. - 'Cause Kim will respond. (laughing) - Kim is all over his Instagram. - Yeah. - All right, guys, thanks for hanging out. (speaking in foreign language) - It's Vanessa Sita. - Kim. - Kimberly, I got to see you with today's at the end. - Hey, Eddie Sotelo. Shaboy show, @shaboyshow and @edgarisotelo. Love y'all, swear to good luck with the deadline. Give it away and tomorrow will give you another key word for the phrase. (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) - Remember the Thai cave rescue? What about the mission depicted in Black Hawk Down or the epic rescue shown in Captain Phillips? You've probably heard of all of these, but did you know that the US Air Force Special Warfare played a pivotal role in all of them? These airmen are the most highly trained warriors on the planet. Other forces like the Seals and Army Rangers call on them to provide skills no one else can. Not many people make the cut. If you think you can, visit airforce.com to learn more. - It's okay if you aren't ready for kids right now. It's okay if you don't want to be a mom, now or even ever. It's nobody's decision but yours. But do you know it's not okay? Not knowing how effective your birth control is. Talk to your doctor about effective birth control options so you can make an informed decision. Tap to learn more. (upbeat music)