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Chopped Chumps - 2.28.24

Biden's sham of a physical wont fool these Chumps. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Duration:
1m
Broadcast on:
29 Feb 2024

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