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This podcast is brought to you by D. Stefano Hair Restoration. For the month of February, Dr. Hyness is rolling back prices to pre-COVID fees. Save $1,500 this month when you mention Howie. Go to hairband.com. That's hairband.com. [Music] The Sturm Sanctuary City doesn't have a sole legal or procedural definition. You can look in Georgia's statue and you can find a clear definition for a unified government. You liar! Many of the elements. Why are you? Guy, I swear all the time. So I'm just trying, I'm just trying, you know, do not look like Elvis 77. Oh my god, who the hell cares? Live from the Matthews Brothers studio. President Donald Trump has won the GOP Michigan primary over former UN Ambassador Nikki Haley. Yes, did Donald Trump win? I give him that. But he lost 40% of the vote. You can't win a general election. If you can't get 40% of Republican primary voters, you just can't. But Trump here obviously 68% Haley down at 26.5%. I guess the foot's on the other hand now isn't it? Rump swabs, hacks and moon bounce beware. It's... Howie car. 844-542-42 people are amazed that these guns that they're talking about, the Supreme Court today, that Katanji Brown Jackson says can fire 800 rounds per second. Wow. 201 says that's nothing. I've seen guys use the belt loops, loops on their pants and fire a billion rounds per microsecond. 413. How can Justice Jackson even comment? She's not a gunsmith. I mean, she's not a biologist and apparently not a mathematician either. She doesn't know what a woman is but knows about guns says 508. What an embarrassment. Someone pointed that too. Even if a gun was capable of fire, if there's something big enough to have 800 rounds, that would be pretty expensive. Wouldn't it? 800 rounds per second. So again, that would be 4,800 rounds in a minute. How much would that cost you? Someone says, why don't they just send some of these guns to Ukraine? That's all they need. Forget sending them billions of dollars that they could use as hush money to prevent from giving all the dirt on the Biden's to the world. Just give them some of these guns. They should be able to win very easily. 844 542 42 Charlie and Phoenix, the military's M134 mini gun fires 50 rounds per second or 3000 rounds per minute. General Electric Dillon manufactures it. Two or three rounds per second would be pushing the limits of the trigger in an AR-15 with a bump stock. What do you know, Charlie and Phoenix compared to Katanji Brown Jackson? You know, she doesn't know what a woman is, but she can she knows what this gun can do. 508. If the illegals get those 800 rounds per second guns, we are really screwed. 781 is doing some math too. I was doing the same math during the intro. If Trump can't win after he lost 40% of the Republican vote, and by the way, last night he didn't lose 40%. How can Hailey win after losing 60% and actually Hailey got 25% last night just about? So how can Hailey win if she loses 75% of the Republican vote? But she says she's the she's the electable candidate in the race. Go figure. Time now for the Trump line. Now that his best client has gotten sober in order to save democracy, cocaine niche is going out of business. Yeah, there are a lot of threats to democracy out there. First, this earlier this week it was Hunter Biden falling off the wagon. That was going to be that was going to destroy democracy. Now I think it was Paul Krugman or Friedman, one of those nitwits for the New York Times. I think it was Krugman said that white rural rage is the greatest threat to democracy. I think we can add to that this afternoon the guns that fire 800 rounds per second. Yeah, it's finally getting some some attention. The CEO of Kellogg's a couple of weeks ago said that Americans should start eating cereal for dinner and apparently they started they started this campaign on a on a smaller note back in 2022. You notice they weren't when Trump was pressed, they weren't talking about people having cereal for dinner, but now now things are back to normal and everything's wonderful. And they want everyone to have cereal for dinner, but I which I guess is better than having bugs for dinner. But that's that's where we're headed with with Brandon. Today's Trump line is brought to you by Perfect Smiles and Nashua New Hampshire. Dr. Houten is the best in the business and why he's always my first doctor's appointment when I get back to New England in the spring. Contact them today at PerfectSmiles.com. Change your smile. Change your life. Hi, Howie. Governor Patrick calling. Wow, did you see the FBI's getting green for using white female models and advertisements about organized retail theft? If they cared about truth in advertising, they would have used a photo of you stealing that table from Leechmere. You, crook, we're gonna be fine. The people who delivered my table in Leechmere just forgot to get the money. That's all. It was not it was not my fault that that I didn't pay. I forgot to mention that I hadn't paid and that I had to I owed him a check. I offered him a check the day that the day that I bought it and they said no we want cash on delivery and okay okay cash on delivery if you want to accept the check and then they forgot to get it. That's all. I didn't steal anything. It was a misunderstanding. Doctors at Walter Reed Hospital tried to deny that Joe Biden's brains had turned into guacamole but the bag of tortilla chips they were holding gave it away. By the way, KJP was asked today whether the president is at his annual physical which was he apparently went to get this physical unannounced that he didn't need well you can hear what she says cut 19 19. The president take a mental fitness or cognitive test during his physical this morning so let me just say I did see Dr. O'Connor and he stopped by my office earlier today after the president completed his physical this morning as you all know he was happy with how everything went and as soon as he finishes completing the memo it will be a robust comprehensive memo we will certainly share that with all of you as we have done in the last two years and look you saw the president return to work he took some of your questions not too long ago and you saw he's going to continue to to fight for the American people and in this particular instance he was talking about fighting fighting crime so the president is going to continue that that process as it relates to you were asking me about a cognitive test as it relates to that look you know the president doesn't need a cognitive test that is not my assessment that is not my assessment that is the assessment of the president's doctor that is also the assessment of the neurologist who has that's what the president's doctor has said if you look at what this president was also go ahead I don't know why Mitch is giving up now turtles live to be about 150 have you ever seen a turtle though have a brain freeze like the one he had last summer and that wasn't the first one either today the judge in trump's new york fraud trial received an envelope with white powder authorities were concerned until they realized it was just a thank you notes from underbite when we're going to get the transcript from hunter Biden's appearance not that we're expecting a lot but stealth makes for entertaining light reading so they've decided to drag plugs to the border where his handlers will make sure there's no disorder and he'll start to preach from a pre-written speech where he will once again sound like a recorder if only he could sound like a recorder he sounds like a recorder that's broken nine seven eight we eat cereal while illegal he illegals get three meals delivered free yes they do sixty four dollars a day they spend on feeding the illegals and uh they uh the the uh the speaker of the house in massachusetts is is saying that we can't go on like this and we finally realize we're on our own they just realized this thanks it's rod mariano he's like close to 80 years old that he's just waking up today as some headlines are saying that Biden has lost his advantage in the key block which delivered his 2020 win could that key block be fake people you heard what uh tucker karleson said no one would vote for a senile person for president if he if he's reelected then there is no democracy i i think that is i think that is correct maybe that should be the poll question tomorrow i'll keep that one in mind let me read you the quote from mariano the house speaker in massachusetts the democrats in the legislature held a private meeting while they discussed changes to the right to shelter program we're looking at a billion dollar bill for next year this is for illegal alien welfare in the midst of declining revenues because everyone who's paying taxes and working for a living is fleeing the state do you realize what that will do to us and so we have to take a look at how we administer this uh this program we're loving now nicky hally's been rejected by ayla new hamsher nivada south carolina and michigan kind of like how gentous car was rejected by brown harvard yale princeton and darkmouth it's only a matter of time before she follows him as footsteps and retreats to carolina with a tail between her legs what a bunch of losers i was rejected by harvard i i guess i wasn't dei enough for harvard i got too high a score on my sat's compared to all the all the muslim savages who want to commit genocide against israel but i didn't i didn't apply to most of those other schools and i got into brown but you know that before well it was a squeaker in michigan last night sixty eight percent trump hally twenty seven percent on an unsuspecting hot mic hally was heard to say can i get me a participation award here i thought she said dang like uh terence bradley the divorce lawyer for dathan wade when he was confronted with his texts saying that uh they absolutely committed perjury when they said they weren't sleeping together until twenty twenty two aren't you told congress today quote i did not involve my father in my business what you followed up with you can take my word as a bite yeah that's that's he says a lot of laughable things but my word as a biden is right up there that was your last chump line message thank you for calling hally car you chump all right that's it for the chump line today the chump line is the recorded voice mail message service of the how we car show you can call and leave a message at any hour between one and four p.m. eastern time between one and four p.m. eastern time the number for the chump alignment nylie if you wish to leave such a message eight four four five hundred forty two 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call howie at 844-542-42 or text the word howie followed by your message to 617-213-1066 he's heli car 844-542-42 today's poll question is brought to you by perfect smiles don't be fooled by imposters with similar names if you're unhappy with your smile you need to visit Dr. Bruce Houghton in nashua call 1-844 a perfect smile or visit perfect smiles dot com tailor what's the poll question what are the results thus far today's poll question which you can vote in at howiecar show dot com is who would you prefer to see as the next GOP leader in the u.s. senate john baraso susan colons john corning ted crews josh holly john kennedy john fune or jd vance i know he's in his first term but i i really like to what he's done i'm gonna vote for jd vance 23 percent say jd 41 percent say ted crews 17 percent for john kennedy and 13 percent for josh holly all right 844-5 hundred forty two forty two eight four four five hundred forty two forty two i want to play another uh another uh kjp cut about Brandon's cognitive ability before we play the Brandon cuss to show his cognitive ability you know that's they all say journalism show don't tell but first we're going to let kjp tell you how smart and and with it the president is cut 20 i think i think folks need to understand that the president passes again a cognitive test every day if you look at what a clinical cognitive theft is actually what it actually does it is a 15 minute appointment that is that is administered by someone that most of the time people don't actually know and and uh and the president has a team of doctors that is with him 24/7 and he is able to do the work uh every day uh that is rigorous that is more rigorous than it would be for any 15 minute clinical uh clinical appointment well in other words let's let's give him an easy let's give him a slide i'm believing at six o'clock tonight i'm i'm i'm having a not so rigorous day so let's give him an easy test we give him the 15 minute test i've taken that test donald trump has taken the test i aced it i'm not the smartest guy in the world donald trump is a brilliant uh president but he's not the smartest guy in the world he aced it so joe biden by his own admission is the most brilliant guy in the world why why don't we give him the test why don't we give him the test on live tv has he spoken by the way to uh to the family of uh lake and riley i mean he puts out all these tweets and talks about george floyd all the time and uh you know if you're in the illegal alien or a transgender they they call and they have press conferences and they yell and they scream what what about an american tax-paying uh nursing student day i would think uh he their fair his her family would you know warrant the call cut 22 karen is the present spoken to the family of lake and hope riley the young georgia student who was murdered allegedly at the hands of an undocumented immigrant so first of all i i do want to extend our deepest condolences to the family and loved ones of lake and hope riley given this is an active case i'm going to be really careful about uh speaking to that case more specifically it would have to refer any anything specific to that to that case to law enforcement and obviously ice and i the president i don't have anything regarding to the present speaking there she doesn't have anything in other words no the answer's no he didn't care it's an american what would he care about an american murdered by an illegal i'm how we car live from the matthew's brother studios 844 542 42 people want to start with uh kjp taking the cognitive test that would be the undercard so to speak she that'd be the first fight kind of like the pre-game show i don't think she'd do too well 617 says i guess shaking hands with imaginary people is not on the cognitive test i don't recall that being on the cognitive test mr car what to your left your your your left mr car not your right mr bite do you see anybody there to and then biden would put out his hand and start start shaking it like he's done so so many times now all right 844 542 4844 542 42 let's take a couple of biden cuts before we go back to the phone lines this is uh he's speaking on uh making american community safer so you know using the translation of bureaucrat these when he is talking about making american community safer he's talking about making american communities unsafe which he certainly succeeded in doing in every part of the country most recently in athens georgia kennar louisiana maryland where the little kid was murdered by an illegal alien just uh last week cut sex i formed the uh the first ever white house gun violence white house office of gun violence prevention the white house gun violence white house office of gun violence prevention that's that's a mouthful of a name who came up with that name the white house department of redundancy department in american pressure cut five we're going to finish the job we're going to ban assault weapons and high capacity magazines next time around because it has to be done wait until he finds out about those 800 rounds per second guns that katanji brown jackson was talking about today at the supreme court cut two thanks to my american rescue plan which i might note not a single for a person on the other team voted for not a single fur person on the other team voted for you have a fur person don't you live in your house taylor i have a cat that's what i mean she's not a person i have a fur person his name is rosco i don't think i don't think my fur person would have voted for the american rescue plan was it was not good not good rosco it was inflationary the more inflationary the the plan per the more inflationary the plan is the more likely you are to beating cereal for dinner rather than brisket cut one last year the united states had one of the lowest rates of all violent crime of all violent crimes in more than 50 years murder rape murder rape aggravated assault robbery all dropped sharply along with burglary property crime and theft may we quote you on that mr president the murder rape and the murder and rape rates all went out murder rape how about rape murder this is a great idea this is a it's you know the democrats are always up for this this one cut three that's why we've invested in more crisis responders who work alongside police officers as chief said mental health and social workers who respond to nonviolent crimes as well how do you know when you get a domestic disturbance call or any kind of call for that matter whether it's going to be nonviolent or not do you think that uh that the illegal alien if a social worker had come to him uh in uh at the george or he wouldn't have uh killed lake and riley do you think uh the uh 14 year old girl wouldn't have gotten raped by the uh venezuelan thug that was uh and the the american wouldn't have gotten stabbed by this guy who was on a crime wave in kennar louisiana if a uh if a mental health worker had arrived on the scene eight four four five hundred forty two forty two i want to play one cut from i i want to finish this cut from uh jeff dill this morning and he he was he was talking about how they had that he he said he's a he's a big trump guy now you know he's a he's he voted for joe biden in 2008 in the democrat primary he's admitted that he works for a guy who vote who worked for kasek and then worked for desantis his boss is a guy that worked for there used to be a democrat ran as a democrat in 82 and 84 when do kakis and uh and kennedy and mondale were at the top of the ticket in massachusetts but you know he's a he's a big trump guy now and he said they talked about what they had to do in 16 to uh stop uh to to get to all the delegates in massachusetts for trump go ahead and i can tell you when there was the delegates elections for that convention in cleveland there's you you elected those delegates at nine nine places nine congressional districts right there were people coming to vote at those delegates convention things to make sure that the cruise team didn't steal it from trump and cleveland the cruise team didn't steal you know who was the head of the cruise team his boss jim jones lions the his so the guy who now claims he's a big trumper was trying to steal the trump delegates according to jeff dill not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree obviously but even he admits that that that lions was not a a trump guy and by the way he brags that uh he and he alliance came into the legislature together anyway eight four four five hundred forty two forty two yesterday we had on desure a weco she's a the daughter of a of of a german soldier in world war two for in hitler's army the bear mocked and she she was the treasurer for deals doomed campaign in 2022 that's two hundred and fifty thousand dollars in debt they've stiffed vendors for two hundred and fifty thousand no one and deals just kind of trying to walk away from it pretend nothing happened that's why they want to take over the committee so they'll just take all of deals debts and switch it over to the committee as if the committee is going to have any money if those guys take over again but so she she called in yesterday you heard her and she was talking about oh well you know i i did yeah those are my father's medals i posted on social media they all have the the swastika on them she said my father wasn't a Nazi but the medals she posted on social media have swastikas on them and this is and she's she's in the same cult the kool-aid cult she's a knucklehead these are the same people who recruited this woman lory coughman who writes about how much she hates jews she's she was their candidate for the state committee larry coughman so now it turns out we just found out yet today that uh desure who put the put all the her father's medals on social media when he died with the swastikas on them she put out a something on social media with her at a be in front of a christmas tree and behind her is a boat that is apparently the bismarck you know at the and she and again the bismarck was the big german battleship that was not didn't fight russians it was in the north sea and it was uh it was in 1941 and it blew up a british battleship called the hood the hood had 1400 and 18 sailors on it and went after the bismarck shot a giant shell at it and hit them hit the magazine only three of the 1400 plus british sailors survived and she's got a big model of it behind her she's a again she's another knucklehead in the kool-aid cult she's not like desure in the rest of the knuckleheads in the kool-aid cult they don't want to hear that they cut they cut they like the bismarck they like those swastikas eight four four five hundred forty two forty two dan you're next with how we car go ahead dan hey how like great show um you know we used to believe really corny things like uh america is a shining city on a hill you know like the envy of the free world right you know it was pretty corny but it kind of like mages you know swell a little with pride and it would make you feel good about life you know but somewhere along the way we went from like the idea that a rising tide lifts all boats and that we can influence and bring other nations up and other oppressed people up to this kind of progressive grade on a curve thing where it's too hard for all these collapsed degenerate degenerate nations to come up so instead we got to bring us down and and i i'm afraid of how much further down we actually have to go because it's we got a long we got a lot we we're only beginning our descent you know yeah i mean because look at the look at the roman empire i mean if you look at the studies they you know they they archaeologists do do studies and the the average roman decreased in size because there was less food and and in the in the fifth six centuries after the barbarians took over more of the bodies had had these terrible broken bones and uh they were just they were violently murdered as opposed to you know when the roman empire was at its height i mean things can go downhill really fast and it takes a long time it the dark ages lasted for seven eight hundred years and the the dark age is now considering who's here will probably be a lot darker than the dark ages in uh after the fall of the roman empire you're right i was thinking about it last night i was talking with a guy about it last night you remember they used to have these blind justice there some of the some of the tv shows i i remember perry mason specifically and and the fugitive had statues of lady justice and she's holding the the scales of justice and she's got a blindfold on you ever see windows last time you ever saw lady justice they you know even in the the 60s and the 70s it was a sort of a an ideal version of anglo american jurisprudence you know equal justice for all well we all knew that's that's an ideal it's never going to happen but now there's there's not even a pretense pretense of having equal justice if a democrat does something if an illegal alien does something there's no there's no consequences they can get away with anything they can lie under oath they can claim they forgot 800 times and nothing happens to them but if a republican jay walks has an overdue library book they'll throw you in jail you walk through the capital on january 6 they'll throw you in jail you're an illegal alien deported you get time served six weeks and they let you go you're you're a convicted of indecent assault and battery in uh sx county they let you go they let you go pete you're next with how we car go ahead pete thank you howie for taking my call great show thank you just keep going forward with it number one number two howie my people fought in the french and indian war with rogers rangers and all that stuff in that jazz lake chanplain everything right through i'm a vietnam vet i'm gonna tell you something and our country is slowly burning i i agree burning down and it is not a good thing what you spoke about howie you are so spot on it's on on you you like me i'm a history freak and i look at back and where we came from and growing up in it i'm 72 years old and i look at my country today this is not the same country there's nothing wrong with our country is some of the people in it yeah most of them and a lot of the people that are in it don't belong in it and should be thrown out of the country it would make the country a lot better and it would make the country a lot better for the people who do belong here who were born here who work for a living who play by the rules and everything is stacked against those people now in the in this country thanks for the call peat eight four four five hundred forty two forty two and again i got one more segment to go here and then i've got the i've got a i've got to go to dinner tonight we had a special place my go i go eight four four five hundred forty two forty two i'm howie car the howie car show we'll be right back howie car is back Taylor will be taking over at six for the last hour of the show and i'll be back tomorrow at three and again if you if you're watching on social media check out my t-shirt cheaper to deport than support i won't be wearing this to my dinner date i'll be changing but it's i like wearing it cheaper to deport than support i think he's there he would like that shirt i think i actually are i'm bringing him a shirt to if uh just in case he's around eight four four five hundred forty two forty two eight four four five hundred forty two forty two brat you're next with howie car go ahead brat a good afternoon or good evening howie first time long time thank you since you're going to marlago my timing is impeccable i was wondering what you think about an ad campaign by the trump campaign or one of his packs and of course they can't coordinate other ad campaigns but an ad campaign that the voice over says biden and his allies are killing all of our children and then on the screen you see the names flash of everyone who's died at the hands of an illegal alien or been raped or all the fentanyl deaths i wonder how that would go over with the electorate i don't know you know the old saying uh from marshal mccluen tv is a cool medium that might be a little hot maybe that would be something that you would have on social media i think i think i might work better on social media than broadcast what do you think brat yeah i think that's uh probably right at the same time it could be running ads that they're after our cars and our guns all the same time you run those three issues trump i don't win in a landslide try trump seems to be in in pretty good shape i mean i don't know i mean it's it comes down to what tucker was saying you know if uh if if if a senile person with this disastrous a track record can win it it really is pretty much over i know we've said we've had they call him flight 93 elections they said in 2016 was a flight 93 election i mean every election seems to be more and more crucial though as the democrats go more and more insane and become more totalitarian or welly and etc but uh i mean this isn't pretty this really is a pretty serious election i don't know what else the i don't know what else to say i mean what what happens if this guy gets back in and they they continue letting in tens of millions of criminals into the country here's is ron mariano's quote from the the state the state the house of representative speaker in massachusetts talking about the disaster of all these illegal aliens we are on our own on this and we realize that now so talk about captain obvious as one of the texters said he just realized that now that the the government doesn't give a belief they're just trying to dump all these these criminals into the states to destroy them all randal you're next with how we car go ahead randal hi owie uh this is a two part question on the judicial system wouldn't you think that president trump would be able to sue the state of new york instead of having to appeal for being fine for for uh yeah but he's going to go up in front of the same judges that have already screwed him before that's that's why i always say i i've said a million times too many times in the halls of justice the only justice is in the halls it's it's tough to appeal when everything is stacked against you there's another role saying you can't fight city hall these these judges are total democrat hacks and you have a one-party state now in new york and it's hard to fight that's why everybody's leaving who works for a living i'm how we car I'm gonna go, I'll go!