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Grocery Store here next to the old office on 290 and nutty brown tomorrow. Live free tasting there, okay? 4 to 30 to 7 30 p.m. We're going to be giving out swag. Last road, Lopez is going to be there in his actual outfit, which is going to be frightening. And we're going to get fucked up. What are the rules on that, Anthony? If we get blacked out on the store and start eating shit off the shelves, like how does that work? I think you just have to pay. Is that it? Is that something, yeah? Okay. Yeah, you haven't technically committed a crime until you exit the store without paying. I learned that in Vietnam. So here's what I'm going to do then tomorrow. When you guys come into the store to meet us, Anthony and I will buy you, just at random, one jar of dressing from Olive Garden. Because obviously the Bro Box is launched now when we're flying in somebody. So you can't win from Austin. You can win from everywhere else. So I'll buy you one Olive Garden dressing and then probably a 12-pack of white-castled cheeseburgers. You know, to take home with you. I don't support that. I do. That's don't put that shit into your body. Now do it. Salad dressing that you buy from the store is almost completely filled with seed oils that fuck your testosterone. Not. Don't eat it. Olive Garden. It's certainly. Straight from Italy. No. Right off the vine. It's so easy to make your own salad dressing. It's not. Olive Garden is the best. It's so easy. It's very fresh. Is it all natural? I think all the ingredients are natural in that. You know what else is natural? Fuckin' plutonium, okay? Yeah. Just relax. The real question is not if I'll be on cocaine, but how much? Right? Because you know, I'm not really big into the, not really big into the hogs. Hogs. Crowd, things, public stuff. Sure. Sure. So I've got to be on some kind of drug. Maybe I'll go mushrooms. I don't know. Okay. I like that. I've got a bunch. A fan of the show sent us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got some of my house as well. That'd be a fun night. Do you see me on mushrooms? Maybe coke and mushrooms we'll see. It's a perfect combo. I'll rip a gator tail. They've got a slow kid that works up there. I'll just have him lean over and I'll... Right off his back. Right off his back. Goddamn it. I mean, it's humped though. So I'll have to go to one side or the other. Sure. But it's humped for... Nice guy, by the way. Very nice guy. Super nice guy. Let me ask, this is a question for the audience, for the chat. If we turn that Hope solo Hope picture into a t-shirt over there, who's buying it? Because we're strongly considering it. We're strongly considering it. It's an inside joke. No one will know what that is except for us and then maybe Hope solo. Could you imagine if somebody was able to buy the shirt and then get a picture with Hope solo? Oh, that'd be great. She lives in North Carolina. I used to have a shirt that said don't arrest this person and I would take selfies with cops all the time. You know what I mean? That's always funny. Speaking of shirts, this one's available right now. Oh, it's the best we've ever made, I think. I think by next week, the Creed, take me higher 24 yard signs will be available so you can show everyone in your neighborhood that you don't care about any of their stupid bullshit. You sure don't do it. All you care about is Creed. All you care about is Creed. Those are the best t-shirts we've made. Those are available now. Also, according to Ryan Mills, here are sales rep in Texas, HEB in Sugarland. Sugarland, Texas. We'll get product tomorrow. So, that fucking rocks. And then, Danthany and I are working on Lil' Mean Great in May 17th, potentially, for Frisco out there. So, come and see us tomorrow. For real, I really will buy you some Olive Garden dressing. And I'll slap it right out of your hand. And some Hot Pockets. Somebody will get some Olive Garden dressing. Somebody will get Hot Pockets. A box of Cheddar Bay Biscuits. And I'll buy you a piece of fruit. You fat retard. Stop buying that shit. You're going to get died by this. Oh, man, we regret those. It's the new one. So, it's beautiful inside. And they've got the Habachi ladies over there. Ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting. I don't think they take requests, though. They don't. 'Cause I can't ask them to play chopsticks. And then, like, get the fuck out of the store, sir. Oh, I was talking about food. No, no, no. I was talking about the song. 'Cause I was trying to get a rocky special out of them. I was like, put the chicken steak and then shrimp in there. And she was like, no. This is not a Benihana. No, it's not a Benihana. I don't think there's even a Benihana in Austin, is there? Bob, can you look that up? Can you confirm that? If so. 'Cause that might be the next giveaway we do as a Benihana. Yeah. This month is going to be Olive Gardens. So, if you buy the Brobox, you get entered to win. We're going to fly one lucky person out here. It is. Well, tomorrow will be the last day, technically. We're going to fly one lucky person out to Austin, Texas. And have the most extravagant evening of Olive Garden you've ever had. We do have a Benihana. Oh, good. Where is it at? Downtown, I think. No way! 117 West 4th Street. Yeah, right in the middle of downtown. That's good. Are you sure? I feel like I've driven down there. It's now it's giving me at least-- That's the gay hood, right? 4th, 4th West of Colorado. I think it's where the gay hood is. All right. All right. So, this is weird. It's right up on Benihana's website. And they are giving me Austin, Texas takeout and delivery. And they're giving this address. And then I clicked on it, go to Google Maps, and it's raw sushi bar. But this is the Benihana website. Wow! So, raw sushi bar is the top floor. There is something on the bottom floor that's not raw sushi. Yeah. It's two different businesses. So, maybe it is down there. Fuck, I never even noticed that. It's not. We were there. I don't think it's a capital grill. You have to walk up the fucking stairs there, though. Yeah. The capital grill is downstairs. Benihana's website just fucking took me to raw sushi for some reason. Yeah. So, we've been there, actually. So, it does look like the same identical place inside as Benihana's. I always wondered that. But it is not there. Benihana acquired raw in 2002. No shit. So, there you go. Can you still get Habachi, though? Because I do like raw. The Dan and I have been there a few times. Order some takeout for Habachi. Yeah. See what it is. Or some odd delivery. See if they'll deliver it here. They'll deliver some Habachi. Well, we'll buy Joel dinner. Yeah. I just want to see if it'll work. Shut up, Joel. I just want to see if it'll work. They don't open until five. All right. All right, Joel. Maybe not dinner for you, okay? I'll get you some dinner tomorrow night though at H.E.B. Joel will be there. Last row of Lopez will be there. You can have one thing. One thing, like a child. Yep. You get one thing. That's it. No. Dinner's not one thing, asshole. One item. People are giving us money now for something. Alex Higgins $4.99, but he didn't say what for. Okay. I love you guys. Can we re-upload Monday's fake news? Yeah, it got done yesterday, I think. And it's good now. What was the root of that? Delco? It's the link. It was a glitch in the link. Yeah. It's fixed now. So if you want to go back and watch it, go ahead. Yeah. It's a good one. That's a good one for sure. This one's going to be an absolute banger today. We got another one. Michael Gaiman. No way. 10 bucks. Funny how Angela Chao, Mitch's sister-in-law, a full card-carrying member of the CCP, which we talked about on Monday, dies in a weird death by backing her Tesla into a pond, and Mitch decides he's going to step back. That's right. Yeah. Very bizarre. Isn't that wild? Well, now we're going to get into that story. We sure are. Another $9.99 here. Who is this? CA2CA Outdoors here. It's the last day of Black History Month. Can I please ask you guys to look at Tiffany Henryard? Henryard? That shit's wild. I don't know who that is. Is that wild in the Meek Mill diddy shit that's going on right now? It's not wilder than the KAC Chiefs fans' attorney. Oh my god. Did you see that shit? Holy shit. Is that the news to that? No, it's not because it's not really a story, but we can fucking watch that video. There's no story to tell. It's just like the guy was Robin Banks, and his attorney gave the second weirdest attorney speech ever had. The first one was that J6 guy that called everybody retards. It's great. It was great. But yeah, we're in here. There he is. There he is. Yeah, this is -- so this is the guy, and he's like -- before we watched that video of his attorney talking, the guy basically was -- he's a super fan. He wears this whole costume, whatever the fuck -- She's a holic. Yeah. The attorney is like trying to appeal to the fan base for support for some reason. It's like he stood up in court and admitted what he did, and blah, blah, kind of like victimizing the guy a little bit. But he was -- Right. He was doing armed robberies on banks. It's not like he fucking got a speeding ticket and forgot to pay it or something. Now he's being persecuted. By the way, this dude looks like a -- a fairish, bueller guy all grown up. What's -- He sure does. It looks like Cameron. It looks like Cameron Allen Rock. I'm going to read what he did first, Bob, and then we'll play the video, and we'll just add this as the top story here. The Kansas City Chief Superfan, known as Chief Saaholic, might remember him from his infamous wolf costume. There has pleaded guilty to federal bank robbery and other charges admitting to a violent string of robberies, of banks and credit unions in seven states, then he laundered the stolen money through casinos, which is fun. And this is according to a federal prosecutor in Missouri. The guy's real name is Xavier Michael Babudar. That's a fun last name, 29, pleaded guilty to money laundering, taking stolen property across state lines, admitting he engaged in 11 bank and credit union robberies from 2022 to 2023 here. This is from the U.S. Attorney's Office, a 11 fucking bank robbery. And there he is right there. There he is. Goddamn it. And then okay, play the attorneys. Like this is his press conference, which by the way, you don't need to call a press conference for this. You can just like, hey, it's all done. Go home. Rob, go back to that photo real quick. I don't know. I don't know if this fucking poindexer looking motherfucker thought he was going to drown up some business in the case, local Casey Metro area from this, but no. Did he rob it in the Wolf outfit? I don't think so. I don't think he did. I mean, he does. If you zoom in on that, uh, muck shot, he does look like he might be wearing a red shirt there. Um, and then the gem of this story, guys, I'm going to save till the end here. So if you want to play his lawyer's statements, uh, from this presser, that'd be great. And then I'll tell you the, the cherry on the by the way, uh, the other one that, that homeboy asked us about that Tiffany Henryard, uh, Roggle sent me something about her two days ago. I love Roggle for months. The mayor, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She, her shit's crazy. Yeah. I've got a, I'll, I'll email it to you, Bob. I've got a fucking TikTok link for this one. We'll, uh, we'll save it for the end of the show, uh, fire away with this guy's presser here. She's a hollering. From the beginning of this case, folks, the government has been blitzing and Xavier's pocket was collapsing, but today Xavier stepped into the pressure. He took responsibility for his actions. He stood up in court, humble and repentant and admitted what he had done. Now, if I know anything about Xavier, and if the chief's kingdom knows anything about chief's a holic, we know that he doesn't give up, but caviar, we know that if he stumbled and he fell, he didn't let his knee touch the ground and that's because he's capable of doing a great thing. And he knows that there's still hope. Yeah, there is. We still have a lot of work to do on his case, but Xavier wants everyone to know that he loves the chief's kingdom. He loves Kansas city and he hopes that you'll rally to his support. Yes. Thank you and God bless. After he robbed 11 banks and then the laundering part, I don't care about that and the interstate commerce stuff. I don't care about that either. He armed robbed fucking a dozen banks and here's where the story gets better. Part of me thinks that the chief's a holic, whatever the fuck his name is, Xavier, ask him to go do this or something like, hey, go let the chief's fans know everything's all right. But then part of me thinks this dude because of the puns and shit that he's trying to drum up business and you know, my first instinct is nobody is going to fall for that. But the guy that he's currently representing clearly did already. Yeah. So first off, I just, I don't know for sure. You can, I can't tell for sure, but A, it seems like he's dressed in clothes. He just got a TJ max. Yeah. And like that's not a well tied tie. No, the jacket does not look expensive. Sure isn't. The haircut doesn't look expensive. Like this. This is a billboard lawyer. Yeah, this is a bad one here. Now the beauty of this is a Baba Dar AKA Xavier is an interesting pronunciation by his lawyer. They're fine. He's trying to church it up. It's like deer today. So Xavier must pay $532,675 to the victim financial institutions and forfeit any property involved and his money laundering activity, including an autographed painting of Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes, which has now been recovered by the FBI. That's a bridge too far. That is a bridge too far. Are they homies in real life? Like, I've got to ask. No, he probably used the proceeds to buy it is what they're saying. From the robbery? Yeah. Okay. Scroll back up to the dude's picture there, Bob. Hold on. I mean, because his tie is the same look like his tie is kind of fucked up and the right lapel on his collar is fucked up. Yeah. And the same exact way it was in the press conference. That's really bizarre. The Bates and Maryman law firm there. Do you know it, Bob? It's in Missouri. I don't know it. It's actually pronounced Missouri. Missouri. This part. It's not great that his, uh, his undergrad education was UMKC. And then his law school was the Lewis and Clark University in Portland, Oregon. Ah, a big fan of those guys. Yeah. I thought that was. I discovered a lot. Wait, was that that, uh, lesbian, Wiccan school? Yeah. Was it like three years ago? Sure was. Sure was. Oh boy. It was getting his ball stomped on with the pantyhose that were ripped. No, I think it's more of a wicker man situation. Do you think so? Yeah. They time up to that wood to set them on fire. Oof. That'd be fun. Like, uh, like our boy Air Force on the Air Force saves some time. Ignite your career. Air Force. Uh, next up, goodbye cocaine, Mitch, Mitch McConnell's Gandhi, uh, Senator Mitch McConnell repute. Alacom, hockey and great state of Kentucky, uh, the longest serving party leader in Senate history announced one Wednesday that he will step away from leadership in November. McConnell who turned 82 last week. God damn. That's nuts dude, uh, announced his decision in the well of, uh, the Senate shortly afternoon Eastern, a place where he looked, uh, in all from, uh, it's, uh, the back benches in 1985 when he arrived where he grew increasingly comfortable in the front row seat afforded the party leaders. One of life's most underappreciated talents is to know when it's time to move on to life's next chapter he said on the floor of speech. So I stand before you today to say that this would be my last term as Republican leader of the Senate. Holy shit. Round of applause. Get this guy out of here. Wow. Wow, dude. I mean to even say that is, uh, one of life's most underappreciated talents. It's to no one to step down. Oh, an 82 mention was it the two fucking strokes that you had live inside the, the rotunda there at, at the Senate. He was just buffering. It's not a big deal. Man. This fucking guy, uh, I've never liked Mitch McConnell, uh, there's always been a piece of shit. Where did cocaine Mitch even come from? I love the nickname and it's fun to say and I've, I've enjoyed it over the years. I think he just does cocaine really. Can you do it at 82 though? I will be. If I'm still around, you don't think you're hard. I fucking burst. I don't know. It's not going to do it now. Uh, that's true. Um, wait, he made T shirts that said cocaine, Mitch, for one of his campaigns. Did he really do it? Let's see. Let's see these fucking things. Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell is capitalizing on a fellow Republicans attack by selling, quote, cocaine, Mitch shirts on his campaign website. It was, um, let's see, dah, dah, dah, tweeted Wednesday. Uh, I, I'm trying to find, I don't know who actually, oh man, these shirts are actually kind of dope. Are they really? It says team Mitch cartel member. And on the front it says Mitch and it has like fucking cocaine sprinkled around. Come on. And he approved those? Uh, I mean, somebody did. This is 2019. So he wasn't really with it back then either. No, it was, uh, Don Blankenship called him cocaine Mitch, uh, during his failed Senate run from West Virginia, he was referring to a 2014 magazine article, a legend that drugs were found to board a commercial cargo ship owned by the family of McConnell's wife Elaine Chow. That was just trying to CCP bringing fentanyl in. Yep. So it shouldn't be fentanyl Mitch, to be honest, just China's not shipping cocaine in. No, they ship in fentanyl to Mexico and then it comes over the border. Correct. Um, damn, we're going to have to rethink this whole thing. I know, man. Um, but, uh, so I was watching this, this, uh, this presser and I was just like, get the fuck off the stage. Um, it was old. It was slow. Uh, really, really telling that the first person who came up to shake his hand was Chuck Schumer. These uniparty fucks dude who are just, you know, in it together all these years, he's old as shit as well, uh, and, and now they're gone. Now I have a different take on this and I, I'm, I'm curious to see if you think the same thing. I find it odd that Trump is rolling through, you know, every single primary there is, he's the certain nominee for the party. And now all of these guys that talk shit against Trump are all fucking gone. Mitt Romney, cocaine, Mitch, Adam Kinzinger, uh, that Ronna McDaniel, every single one of those fucks chaining, like they're all out of there at this point, um, and he did it right after the primary was over primary in Michigan and he was like, well, fuck, time to move on here, uh, nothing more for me to see and do. Um, do you think if Trump got in there, he would have just nuked him anyways? Well, there's nothing he can do to nuke a member of the Congress. How does that get, uh, voted on for, for the voters, like if you wanted to impeach a member of Congress, you'd do it the same way I would imagine that you impeach a president or a cabinet member. Yeah. I mean, the way Trump could influence it really would be like he basically runs a Republican party, right? Like he is, he controls the sentiment of most of the Republican party. So he could probably, I don't know, get Mitch voted out instead of resign. Or he would get a remove from all committees and make him a voting member only. Yes. Which is what that's happened to, let's see, Steve King, they did that too back in the day from ill, uh, from Iowa in the house. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe like stripping Mitch of his titles by getting other people to vote against him. Sure. Trump can't do anything. Right. It would just be him being like, Hey, I don't want this. Okay. I want him out. Got it. Um, yeah. Cause, uh, all these guys are now out of there here and, and paving the way for November. Uh, this was obviously a long time coming. This should have happened. What? 15, 20 years ago, you think? Um, at this point, she's. I mean, he's, he never should have been allowed to exist. No, frankly. So here we are now, so he's going to go check out somewhere here. Uh, what do you think? Is he straight? Mitch McConnell? Yeah. Uh, yeah. He just likes it. Uh, a little yellow. You know, no shit, unless he's married to a Chinaman. Is he really pull up a cocaine. You don't remember the fucking show Monday. Oh, like four days ago, yeah, we pulled her up, uh, I don't know if we looked at, yeah, we did look at his wife. Yeah, we did. Yeah. That's not cool. The way she looked like it looked like a beard. Yeah. We talked about that on my. I don't know about a beard necessarily. Like there's a bunch of dudes. It used to be a thing in the military, uh, when we took leave certain people would go to Asia. Oh, yeah. And you always wonder what that's about, right? Cause there's only a couple of things to do over there. Yeah, there sure is. And, uh, several of them came back with Asian wives. So this is, um, I would guess in the nineties, early 2000s. Look at the look on his face. Maybe he is straight. He looks like he saw the ring. Yeah. Maybe he is straight and, uh, and I kind of fucked it up for him there. Um, because yeah, uh, he could have had, uh, yellow fever, went over there, picked her off the stage and made an honest woman out over here. Uncle Tuchar, uh, 69 gave us four 99 and says fentanyl McConnell. Thanks for the backup. Appreciate that. Um, Hector, a Hector ace, 182, uh, 999 says, uh, airman was told to smoke himself, which is something like, if I'm your sergeant and you're doing something stupid, I'll just say smoke yourself and you start doing pushups or air crawl or something. That's great. But he must have just taken it the wrong way. The air force is different. So yeah, sure is sure is next up. Oh, he's dead. He's dead. You know that guy died, right? Yeah. Yeah, right away. Yeah, right away. Um, I mean, did you want to go? Did you want him to live after that? No, I didn't care if he lived or died to begin with, to be honest. Free Palestine. We'll remember him forever. No, no, we won't. We won't. That dude. I mean, we'll remember him for a month. We don't even remember with the victims of mass shootings. I don't even remember you. I remember Mitch's wife from three days ago. Nobody can name one person that died at Parkland. All they can name is the coward of Broward County and David Hogg. David Hogg. Those are the only two people that anybody remembers. You're right. You're right. It's odd, isn't it? Next up, SCOTUS takes up Trump immunity, the Supreme Court with its three Trump appointed justices agreed Wednesday to weigh in on whether former president Donald Trump can claim presidential immunity to get out of his federal election interference trial. The court announced in a brief order that it would hear arguments and issue a ruling on Trump's presidential immunity claim until the Supreme Court does so. The January 6 trial is completely on hold according to the order. The High Court agreed to expedite the case in here arguments the week of April 22, more than a month after Super Tuesday primaries. It's not clear why the case is beginning in April. It could take months before we get an actual ruling potentially by June at the earliest. No shit. It takes that long for shit like that. Well, that's just when they start deciding cases typically. Okay. Yeah. So quick question for you here in regards to this. Are they going to hear whether or not they can push all of these trials before that? Because after Super Tuesday, he's going to be the guy. They're all on hold. No, there's one that is scheduled to go on March 24th. Well, we'll see. Yeah. The one on March 24th is the Florida case, actually, the one with the same files that Biden had that now Trump is going to trial for. Yeah. I feel like that one got jammed up too, though, or maybe it's maybe not. No. So they put that on the 24th there. Yeah. I look with all of this shit. Super Tuesday, which is what four days from now should decide all of this. Like it's it's all over at that point. Does Haley get out of there after after Super Tuesday? Yeah. Yeah. Because the money's dried up now. So, okay, I don't I don't think if she was still able to fundraise and try to parlay that into another campaign later down the road or for like Senate or some shit like that, who knows, like you got to think Lindsey Graham's coming up on retirement to and she would want that Republican Senate sheet in South Carolina. I don't think she could win it at this point, to be honest, but you never knows. But if the money dries up, she's not just going to spend herself. I don't think she pulls badly in South Carolina. She did the other day. Yeah. Only for president. I don't think I think she has a good shot to still win a set of seats. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe. How many states are on Super Tuesday? Could you look that up real quick? Eight. Eight, I think. Because that that would give Trump what 17 at that point? Twelve. He's won four. He's won four. Didn't they didn't they do like Puerto Rico? I know five because Michigan. Well, it's it's how we're many delegates really, right? Yeah. I mean, he's winning. So he's winning the majority of the delegates in every state, but got you. So with that, help yourself to any hard day of Seltzer, by the way. There's some on the fridge. Yeah. Grab it right up here. There's 16 states on Super Tuesday. Come rage. You're good. 16. No shit. Okay. Shit. So that'll give him, I don't know, let's let's call it 20 to 22 states at that point. Yeah, it'll be all over with that though with the Supreme Court hearing this. If you've already got 22 states at that point, how would this not be election interference making him sit when he should be out rallying in all these states, knowing that the presidential election is eight months away from today? I mean, it's already election interference. It already is, right? So I don't know. I mean, the Supreme Court's going to give him probably going to give him immunity. I don't think they would have taken up the case had did if they didn't plan on granting him immunity. Well, immunity and pushing all of these trials is another story. Now, he might get lucky down in Georgia, Fulton County, because old fanny. Oh, man, that case even we don't we had there's updates to it, but I don't feel like talking about it. But they were roasting some dude yesterday and he was just like, damn, yeah, he looks at their seats. He goes, Oh, he goes, Oh, damn, oh, damn live on there. And you're just like, bro, you can't say that in the quarter. It's a fucking clown show. You can say whatever you want. He can't. They can't tell you not to swear. It was just hilarious. The way he said he goes, Oh, oh, damn, there's no, there's nothing in jurisprudence. Nothing in the law that says, I can't fucking say exactly what I want to say to that judge. I mean, obviously not rude or out of turn. No, if you're interrupting the process, that's one thing. But if she asked me a question, I'm like, yeah, that motherfucker did this. There's nothing illegal about that. There's not at all. And you can you can absolutely say it. The issue is it was for her side. Yeah, I mean, it was hilarious. It was like this guy was called on behalf to to testify for him and her. And he was like, Oh, damn, man, I didn't know they was traveling that much. Man, they got that one to Red Lobsters. And I was like, Oh, shit, this one's gone. So she gets snooked from that case. Yeah. All of them are pretty much done until this other thing. I think the he appealed the one in New York, by the way, I think the mayor gets heat too, because didn't there was some kind of thing where they were trying to keep her off the case in the first place? Yes. There's something else going on behind the scenes that hasn't made the light of day yet. Yeah. But I'm sure once once Fanny's out of there, Trump's going to go after that that due to and try to discredit the whole city of Atlanta, which isn't very hard to do. I mean, Tyler Perry's the king, Madea is the king of Atlanta, literally the king. Oh, yeah. So it's like, how seriously can you take that city? I love Tyler Perry by the way. Not very seriously. Our elected officials have been awful for years. Yeah. I don't like Tyler Perry's boobies or anything like this. Some of them are OK, like the serious ones are decent, but that Madea shit is for black people, obviously, but he's very talented. He seems like a good dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't heard a bad story. There's shit about him personally. I just don't like it. It's not my genre. So I don't know. No, the only thing I've ever heard about him in real life is that he's a fucking gangster. He's about the money and he expects you to show up, be a professional, do your job and get the fuck out of there. Yeah. Because he did some serious shit too, like Alex Cross, which is a big, a long fucking serious knowledge. I actually like him as a dramatic actor, not Madea. I'm with you on there. Yeah. What was, God, there's something he was in that was really good that I saw not too long ago. I know what you're talking about. It was that CIA thing. He was really fucking good. He was Colin Powell and vice. That's it. He was. Yeah. He was really good in that, actually. He was, he has like a small role in one of the star tracks, maybe two of the star tracks. Really? Yeah. He plays one of the world council leaders or some shit, I think, in the second one with Chris Pine and all those dicks. Yeah. And then he was all, I, for whatever reason, what's his name loves him, Adam McKay, because he was in Don't Look Up as well. Well, look, money loves money and nobody's got money than Tyler Perry. Like that motherfuckers printing it out there, but Georgia as a whole for all this other shit. The last thing I'll say about this, because some of my high school friends, I get a couple of high powered attorneys there still working in Atlanta, Young Thug. I know you watch the show. It was Don't Look Up. That's right. That's what I saw. He was good in that. He was. Young Thug. I know he watches the show here. To a rapper that was also having sex with Fannie Willis back in the day, right before your Rico charges got slapped on you, my man, because the rumor was when she was a defense attorney, she was fucking him, took that information. And then when she became a DA, decided to charge a young Thug. So she got some of that information illegally as well. Oh, sexually, sexually transmitted that information probably probably through the butt. Free Thug. What do you think Fannie Willis does? You know, right? Yes. Yeah. She's like, look, she looks like she has a good time. And if she's going to nap on shit, that's not the problem. Yeah. The problem isn't that we don't think she's cool. The fucking hang out with. Yeah. Probably fun. Probably a blast. Like Hunter Biden. Yes. Yes. You just don't want him in charge of anything. No, no. But Fannie Willis on a Friday night, dude, at Fridays, can have mozzarella sticks all over the fucking table. I made my own mozzarella last night. Did you really? Yeah. Any long analyzed teas? Did you have that? No kind of thing about it goes very, very well. It pairs very well with mozzarella sticks. There's a decent chance you'll be able to fucking do that though, because she's going to be on a budget moving forward. Sure is. Unless she starts and only fans. Yeah. Right? Which somebody pointed out to me earlier. It's kind of ironic that during Black History Month, what's her name, Rachel Dolez? Dolez? She got fired during Black History Month during Black History Month. I mean, chosen respect. This is the last day, by the way. She's the most Black person I know. Because the other one is Black Kevin. He's not. I guess Roggle. I don't know if Kevin was too happy with that show. No, he liked it. I enjoyed it. He loved it. Oh, there he goes. Yeah. You always wonder. All right, kids, it's our own sponsor here at the top. I had a few drinks last night at a concert here, but Brobox is back. Bob, you want to pull that up on drinkingbrows.com? Today is the last day to sign up for the Brobox that ships right to your house. It's a Jared themed shirt, and I'm pretty sure you've covertly wore it on a show before it. I accidentally do. Yeah. Because I was testing it out. We always test out the merch and all this other stuff. 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Drinking bro's merch is up there and then the new Brobox will launch this month with a chance to get flown out to Austin and go to Olive Garden restaurant with us. I just want to see your face throughout the meal. I'm actually going to enjoy it. Okay. Good. Like I've resigned myself, that's going to be my cheat day for the year. Okay. When I say cheat, I don't, like I'm not on a strict diet or anything, I just don't eat garbage. Yeah. I eat good. I eat real food. And that is not real food. So the OGs, they used to work there, the OGs would order a side of Fettuccine Alfredo sauce to dip their breadsticks in. And that's a, that's a fun off the menu thing if you want to find your way. Maybe I'll just ask them for ingredients and I'll make my own shit at the table. I can make table side mots, if they pre-curd the fucking stuff, I can do it in like 10 minutes. Really? Yeah. Okay. It's super easy. All right. Just like stir it around and kind of in the way a little bit, then press the way out with hot water. Okay. It takes like five minutes. Next up, the Don is out in Illinois, a judges rule that Donald Trump should be booted from the primary ballot in Illinois as the Supreme Court has yet to decide whether states can stop him from being listed as a candidate. Shit, is that still going on? Yeah. And there's still like, technically, I think he's off the ballot in a couple of states. I don't think the Supreme Court is, is ruled on that just yet, although a federal judge did. Okay. In the other two states, I think it was Colorado and Michigan, maybe, yeah, or Minnesota, maybe it was Minnesota. Yeah, it was Michigan, which he ended up being on because that went through, you know, Tuesday. Oh, it's Colorado. It was Colorado. Yeah. Main is the other one. Judge Tracy Porter of Illinois Cook County made the decision on Wednesday as the nation's highest court debates. If Trump should be disqualified from running for president after the attack on the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021, Porter suspended her ruling until Friday, leaving time for an appeal and wrote that she was aware her decision could not be the ultimate outcome since higher courts still have to weigh in. Now, in December, the Colorado Supreme Court ruled that Trump was ineligible to run for presidents. The first time in U.S. history that section three of the 14th Amendment has been used to disqualify a presidential candidate. The U.S. Supreme Court is set to decide the controversy soon and appeared doubtful of previous arguments to kick Trump off the ballot in Colorado. Look, the clock is ticking here for the Supreme Court on this. When does Illinois vote? When's their primary date? Yeah, I don't know about that. Bob looked that up. I think the easy solution here is just to repeal the 14th Amendment entirely. What is it? Refresh my memory here. Slavery. Is it? Different problems require modern solutions. I think I'm seeing March 19th. Oh, really, it's in three weeks then. Yeah. Shit. No context clip of that. I love Joel work on it. Of what? Of that. Repeal the 14th Amendment. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And it's just a seven second reel on all of our social media. Yeah, I mean, look, the good news is with Trump, he's already got it locked up, so Illinois is not going to matter. Now it's going to matter in the general election. Would this spill over into the general election? What would what? Like keeping them off being on the ballot for president United States. It could technically. Yeah, if they don't. But the Supreme Court will adjudicate it before then. Okay. For sure. When is Illinois voting? When is their primary bump? March 19th. March 19th. That's not going to be right. No, but that the primary doesn't really matter. It doesn't, but it's going to matter that he's not on it. And that's going to be fuel for his fire, for sure. Yeah. I mean, fuck. That's I mean, he's he's not even it wouldn't really even matter to be honest if he wasn't on it in November, because he has a zero percent chance to win Illinois and it's not a split state. Right. Those delegates are going to Biden either way, or whoever is still alive by then, whatever. Yeah, you think he's going to be alive by? Probably not. He went to Walter Reed. People are trying to figure out what the fuck that's for. Yeah. I mean, I think Lincoln won the 1860 election while being off half the state's ballots. Which half? Uh, the lower half the non 14th amendment. Yeah. How did he end up Bob? How did Lincoln end up there? There's been too many holes in his head. Yeah. Yeah. Which is something you don't want by the way. Like sometimes less is more sure. And that's one of those instances, just one hole in your heads. Too many. Sure is. Sure is. Wait, say that again. One hole in your head is too many holes. Too many holes. Yeah. You have seven holes in your head. You have seven now, but you know, those remain by God, you don't want it made by somebody else. It's a 2007, five bucks is sorry about our P O S government and vacation land. Is that mean Canada or Mexico? Who knows? Identify yourself. Are you a Mohican or you a snow Mohican? Yeah. Let us know, dude. All right. Let us know which type of Mexican you are. And then, you know, in the chat, let us know if you're for or against repealing the 14th amendment. So we're taking a straw poll. Just we're just taking a straw poll and see where everybody is. Yeah. Cause it's been a while since everybody's really chatted about it. We never voted on that. No, we didn't. It was just add. We didn't vote on that at all. So just add it. I think we may want to bring that up again. Next up, did Israel have its Boston massacre moment? At least 104 people were killed and 760 injured in a chaotic incidents where IDF troops used live fire as hungry, Palestinian civilians were gathering around food, aid trucks according to Palestinian ministry of health in Gaza. Yeah, they've been, they've been super accurate in the reporting, by the way. Yeah. And by the way, I don't like the editorializing. How do you know they were hungry? Yeah. Did you ask each one of those people that died before they died over here because you're hungry? Maybe they were just bored. Yeah. Maybe they had nothing to do that day. I don't like that at all. Neither. That's my biggest problem with this. Yeah, of course. Of course. Cause we don't want to miss report any of this. Like if they weren't hungry, I don't think that's necessary to add to the article. It's racist to assume they're, it's racist to assume they're hungry. And also if they weren't hungry, what the fuck were they doing there? Exactly. Where were they doing? But this is kind of a serious situation. It is. So civilians had swarmed around newly arrived. Aid trucks hoping to get food when Israel's tanks and drones started shooting at the people in Harun al-Rashid streets in western Gaza city in the Sheik al-Jean area. Alene. What happened, man? Bob, can you find, is there any footage of this shit on Twitter? I don't know if anybody got any camera footage. I thought I saw like a thermal image, but I'll check. Yeah. So an Israeli official told CNN, IDF troops did use live fire on people surrounding the aid truck as the crowd, quote, the crowd approached the forces in a manner that posed a threat to the troops who responded to the threat with live fire. The incident is under review. I don't know what that means. Well, let me ask you this. Is it actual fire or is it gun shots? No fire like gun. Guns. Okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Projectiles. Yeah. Pop that up on the screen, Bob, that infrared. That is one of them, yeah. This is one of them. I mean, this is infrared. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, so. He goes on to say I can tell you this is a developing situation. At some point, the trucks were overwhelmed and the people driving the trucks, which were Gazan civilian drivers plowed into the crowds of people ultimately killing as my understanding is tens of people, tens, I don't have anything more specific to that. It's unfolding. Hyman said. So he's a spokesperson for the IDF. Here's the video. Let's see that. All right. So that's I'm swarming the truck there. And what they were killing him because it got dangerous. So the people driving the trucks are Gazan, which is the right way to refer to them not Palestinian because there's no such thing as Palestine. But what this IDF Dick says is they swarm these trucks and then the Gazan dude stepped on the gas and ran them over that. And then I guess there was some attack that precipitated that and the IDF started shooting at him. But a journalist who was on the scene said that it seemed like most of the people, like 20, he said he around 20 people were killed by direct gunfire and that most of the other people were fucking under the wheels of trucks or get trampled on trampol, like 20 of the hundred or so got shot and the rest were trampled on or they got driven over by trucks. So it's really just a sad situation, probably a lot of tension, confusing, a lot of people in positions. They didn't need to be. They should have had an overwhelming show of force out here instead of just like you shouldn't, you can't put people out here to get overrun like that because something like this is going to happen. And it is exactly what happened at the Boston massacre in 17, what, 74, three? 34, yeah, I think that footage is pretty crazy, though. It is. Yeah. And this is the kind of like shitty planning plus poor optics situation that right see here, they are driving people over in the trucks. Yeah, it's the kind of shitty situation and bad planning that and bad optics to follow that keep this thing going, right? Like that my understanding was ever getting pretty far in the hostage release negotiations that this will stop that entirely. It'll give Iran is already planning on activating Hezbollah against on the northern border against Israel to stop them from fucking, I guess, invading Lebanon, like I don't think they were going to. You know, there's, it's, they're just, this is making the situation worse. The best thing you could do in this situation is put a full show of force out there. Now I know they don't want to do that because they don't want to invite mass terror attacks or anything like that because the palace, the Gazaans rather will absolutely put a fucking suicide vest on a retarded person to let them walk up to that food truck and detonate it. They don't show like that plenty of times before. Yeah. So I understand why Israel didn't want to do that, but it is a fucked up situation. It is, it's not getting any better here and you know, even looking at this footage, we don't really know what's happening. Do you trust any of these media outlets on both sides over there? No, I don't trust Israel and I don't trust Gaza for sure either. But I mean, it's like the, the explanation that the Israel guy gave makes sense and then he was corroborated by a Gazaan journalist. Okay. Basically that people, Russia trucks got ran over at first, then some shooting happened and then they got stampeded, trying to run away. That's the long and short of it. So it just sucks. Let me ask you this. Since that Michigan primary, it was pretty strong for those uncommitted votes there. Any chance Biden steps in and demands a ceasefire? He doesn't need to. He just found out he can win that state without him. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. They're only 13% of the Democratic pre like a primary voters bucked on that. That's not enough to sway the vote from, from Trump. It was over 120,000 votes though. That's a lot. They won't. That, that's not going to continue. Okay. I don't think, but who knows? Who knows? Who knows? I mean, it's funny how like that's all worked out because I know the left isn't thrilled about being put in this position. No, but they're like a lot of stuff is coming back to the right. And we'll, we'll talk about that a couple of stories from now with the illegal immigration stuff, but a lot of people, a lot of leftist politicians specifically are starting to ease up on the woke immigration blah, blah, blah stuff and drug stuff too, which is pretty interesting. And they should. Craggers, Craggers, cash, craggerster, I think he's going for register there. Hundo, he just threw us a hundred bucks to start repubing the 14th on there and then accelerated 207 gave us $2 and he said, I meant Maine. Oh man. Yeah. Well, you're basically a snow Mexican up in Maine. Yeah. That's not a real place. No, it's not. I said it all. Maine is like fucking North Iowa. I know. Zero desire to go there. Zero desire to go there. No, Maine's beautiful, actually. Is it really? But there's a lot of like, there's a lot of Boston sounding hillbillies up there, similar accent, but hillbilly versions. I thought it was like the dude from the town, not the town. The one Stephen King movie pet cemetery, right? Yeah. Dead is better. Yeah. Sure is. You don't want to go down that rod. I've never seen that movie. Dead is better. Next up sponsor wise, we're doing our own sponsors today, which is fun. heartafcellcer.com. Click on that store locator. Click it to the nearest location by you, just by entering your city or zip code there and you're good to go. Right now we're in about 50 H.E.B.s in Texas, which is our largest grocery chain here. Kroger's in Houston, we're live there. Kroger's big out in Florida too, which is nice. Massive in Georgia. Massive. Because. My state. 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Yeah. Oh, cool. That's going to be dope as shit. So we're in every single brunch is that total wine there in Wilmington. And Whiskey Creek Trail over there in Masonboro, Loop Road. Get those buffalo chicken tendies, dog. Next up, Laura. Oh, no, dude, I do this is coming. Herbert, Lauren Bobert, mother of the year, dammit, man, dammit, Colorado, Congresswoman Lauren Bobert's 18 year old son was arrested Tuesday and faces 22 charges in connection to a series of vehicle break ins and property thefts. This is the weirdest mugshot ever when I saw this yesterday. What did they do to this thing? Like, where is this? That's just how he looks, bud. Come on. He's like Bigfoot. He's blurry in person. It's kind of like a. That's what happens when you fucking. Beavis and Budhead. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. It's a long face like that. Yep. Yep. Strange, man. Tyler Bobert is his name was taken into custody around 2 30 p.m. on Tuesday according to police in the town of rifle, Colorado, which is part of the district, his mom still represents in Congress. The Republican lawmaker's son is facing nearly 2,000 different charges, including four counts of criminal possession of financial device. Fuck is that? He stole an ATM probably or a card reader or something. One scan people used to do a lot, especially on ATMs and gas pumps, was they would pull the fucking the outside part of the card reader off and the new thing on that scanned it as it went in. So it would steal your credit card from me. That happens. When I first moved here, that was a big thing in Austin. A lot of card readers were like had that. I probably had my debit card numbers stolen like four times in a three year span. Really? Yeah. The biggest story out of all of this is there was a sex tape that was allegedly made here. Who is it? Do we have a shot of the lucky lady here? Well, that's him and that's him and Bob. Yeah. Elbobs. I'm a big fan of Elbobs. So I mean, he's got he's got that looks like a normal mug shot right there. He's got a he's got some wispy facial here though. You can tell that that's white trash. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's trying these genetics like life, trashy life finds a way. Those are the those are the genetics you get from a 16 year old pregnancy. It is, dude. It is. That's speaking of which didn't he knock up. Oh, yeah. He's the one that made her a grandma 36. Yeah. She fucking grandma. Yeah. Dude. At 30 or actually maybe it was 34. I don't remember. Man. That's a shame. Yes. A local police cited the recent series of vehicle trespasses and property theft in the town. And the rifle police department posted on his Facebook page on Tuesday evening, the investigation is ongoing. So I don't know if he had compatriots or what's going on there. I don't think Beaubert had anything to say. She did. She made a statement. I'd love to hear what she did. She did say that the move from one district to another is to give her family a fresh start after a quote pretty difficult year. Yeah. And but what she means by that is that her son is a felon and she jacked off. A dude in public. Yeah. In a theater. Yeah. I'd apply. I'd apply. I mean, don't say difficult year like it happened to you. Yeah. It definitely did. It's like okay. Have a difficult year. 94. 95. Shit. She said Tyler quote should be held accountable with that she'll stand by her son. I love my son Tyler who has been through some very difficult public challenges for a young man and the subject of attention that he didn't ask for. It breaks my heart to see my child struggling and in this situation, especially when he has been provided multiple opportunities to get his life on track. Yeah. That's a shame, isn't it? That's a shame. Now a lot of people on Twitter were asking what's the difference between him and Hunter Biden. There isn't. No crack. No crack. I don't think I don't remember there being any drugs in this one. Yeah. He's 18. I mean, 22 counts is a lot for an 18 year old. So in April, last year, a friend of his alleged that an accident in which Tyler was driving left him with multiple concussions and a debilitating hand injury. Now, what do you mean multiple concussions? He just kept slamming his head over and over and over again. Yeah. Like in one accident? Well, if the car just kept rolling over and he was smacking his dome against the top of the roof. If you if you got if your head got banged around three or four times and rapid succession and you went to the doctor, he wouldn't say, Oh, you got six concussions from that incident. No, he would say you got a concussion. Not sure. No, I am sure because I've had six of them literally in rifle Colorado, though, things are different. Yeah, the doctor respected his dad was a doctor and he's just like, yeah, you're a doctor now son. Yep. That's how it used to work, by the way. Sure was. You're gonna have to go to school for you. There were no schools in America for the first hundred years. So you were just like an apprentice to a doctor and that made you a doctor. Yeah. You were a fucking doctor. That's how we should bring it back to that. There's a fun wrinkle to this case as well. Oh boy. I mean another one. Yeah. Another one? Jesus. Well, there's no wrinkle on them titties. That's what really matters. Oh, those are some fucking hangers, bro. What do we got? One of the victims of Colorado GOP representative Lauren Boebert's teenage son has one of the people he he's accused of stealing from told investigators that she has a brain tumor and now won't be able to pay for her surgery because Tyler Boebert stole money. I mean, that's as close as you're going to get to a state side without actually getting charged with. Yeah, dude. Holy shit. Is that real? I mean, there's some shit where you're just like, there's no way that's real. Is that fucking real, dude? Holy fuck. I like that. I mean, that was so now I'm happy again. Yeah. What's the party with with with homeboy? I like to get him and Hunter and he's out there slapping the scalpels out of people's hands. I want to go out with him and Hunter one more time, man. I bet your Boebert fucks like she's a fucking good time about you know. Yeah, I mean, maybe I don't know. Come on. She like as long as you didn't try to talk to her as soon as she starts talking, that's it for me because she's a fucking retard. I mean, if you're going to like legit, she's dumb as hell. Yeah, but if you're going to jack off somebody in a theater like in a play, the problem is you got to get that far. Yeah. And I don't think I could with just the drive over and stuff, the parking and even the small talk before the lights go out. I don't think I could handle. Okay. What's it? What is this play about? Is this sesame Street? Just fucking get your tits out, bitch. Yeah. Hey, just jack me off, Boebert. Okay. We don't need to go to play for that. I mean, she's not really a theater kind of gal, right? You know, maybe drive in movie. She was at the exact level of theater production that you would expect her to be at, which is a Beetlejuice, the musical. Was that what it was? Yes. No way in Colorado. Yeah. In like grand junctions. And some like performing arts center, a traveling show, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I'm a big fan of that. I didn't know it was. Off Beetlejuice. Off Broadway. Way off. Way off. Way off Broadway over there. Who is playing the Michael Keaton character? That's what I wonder. That's what I wonder. Speaking of that, new Beetlejuice next year. Yes. Or actually, it might be in November. This show. They finished shooting. Oh, it finished. Okay. Good. It's done. When the strikes happens, here's the odd thing. They had one day left of shooting. So they just pushed that one day. Shot it. Finished it. Oh, yeah. This is sure. It should be out. It should be out. September 6th. The fucking Creed. Yeah. Fuck, dude. So it'll be the weekend before we go see Creed. I'm in. I love Michael Keaton, dude. I'm like, I'm a big Michael Keaton fan. Next up, we got some illegal immigrants updates here. We've had lots of updates about legal immigration this week, so let's start with the good news. leftist retards are finally starting to come to their senses in two of the more liberal sanctuary states in the country. New York mayor Eric Adams has called for a radical overhaul of its sanctuary city status and a spectacular you turn for that guy as the city buckles under the weight of migrants arrivals. The Democratic leaders face a furious backlash as schools, hotels and community centers have been turned over to the 180,000 migrants who he has warned will destroy the city. I was unaware it was up to 180,000 over there. Yes, that would fuck up New York for sure. Yeah. He's also been a staunch defender of its decades old sanctuary status, which forbids city officials from asking questions about a person's immigration status or revealing it to federal authorities. But he revealed that his change of heart after furious residents grilled him about migrant crimes, including January's brutal Times Square attack on two cops that saw most of the suspects freed on bail within hours of the arrest. He says, we need to modify the sanctuary city law that if you can admit a felony or a violent act, we should be able to turn you over to ice and have you deported. He said at a town hall meeting on Monday night, Denver mayor Mike Johnston on Wednesday announced the city's scaling back migrant services and will consolidate shelters with the goal of saving the city millions of dollars during a press conference. For him, Johnson said that over the next month, one shelter will close each week with the closures expected to reduce the current budget deficits by nearly $60 million and reallocate those funds back into city services. I mean, you got to be fucking pissed if you're a taxpayer in Denver and you find out they're not getting rid of it. They're going to reduce it to get to not spend $60 million. They're going to cut it by $60, but they're going to keep doing it. So how much money are they fucking spending on this shit? I don't know. And then what does Denver need that they're not getting because of this? I'm not sure. I mean, God damn, dude, that's an insane amount of money. That city's not that fucking big. No. Denver is not a huge city. What is it like the 12th largest city in the country or some shit? It is. It's very spaced out. You and I have been there before a few times. It's very spaced out. Population of the Denver Metro is 2.9. Denver Metro wouldn't be Denver mayor's tax base, though. Yeah. Just Denver. Denver Metro is 2.9. Denver itself is, God damn it, where is this? 715,000. So smaller than Austin. Shit. And if they cut it by 60 mil, right? That means they're probably spending 200, 300 mil on this shit. Fucking crazy. I mean, God damn it, dude. Johnson Warren that the closure plan could change if the city sees mass surges of arrivals, though. So even he's not. He said we're putting in place now the infrastructure to be able to manage what we would need. If another surge happens, our plan is to try to close the shelters and keep them closed and move away from a system that has remained largely significant amounts of open hotels for ongoing housing. So I think they're like, I'm sure the hotel companies are loving this. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's look, they're booked. So they're fine with it. I saw this guy on Meet the Press right around a month ago. They were asking him how he was handling the situation and he had all the right answers and everything else and said that Denver was fine. That was four weeks ago. Isn't this Denver? These are the fucking reverse course. Never have one of the highest per capita homeless populations as well. Like they're fucked. That city's fucked right now. Yeah. But so is every other left-run city in the country. Yeah. I mean, it's all the same. Actually, Austin's doing pretty well considering. Well once they got rid of that homeless thing downtown, man, I don't know who flipped that vote or whatever, it was it was pretty decent. That was a proposition. Was it a pro? It was a city prop. Yeah, I voted on that. Honestly, it's very interesting what's happening here. I don't know if you guys have been getting to this, but I've been getting served a lot of ads. Actually, don't remember the guy's name, but he's running against Garza for DA in Austin. Garza is a defund the police guy. Yes, and this guy is also a Democrat though. I think he's a veteran actually, Dan, but I don't remember what it is. But anyway, he's also a Democrat running against Garza because you're not going to really probably win as a Republican in general, but very much like Garza's not locking people up, murders up, blah, blah, blah. The entire commercial is like Garza's not doing his job. He's not locking up violent criminal, blah, blah, blah. He's like, I'm a Democrat. I'm a veteran trying to check his money fucking boxes again. Sure. But even the mayor, by the way, who's Democrat, he ran on a very similar campaign and he ended up winning as well there. I centrist Democrats have started doing well here and before they did in San Francisco and stuff like that. I mean, it's too late there because London breeds still the mayor of San Francisco. Yeah. So still the mayor of Denver, homeboy is still the mayor of fucking New York. Like the all those places are fucked. It's going to take two or three years to repair them once a normal city council in person gets in there. So I have Denver on this list, by the way, U.S. News's list. They are fifth most homeless people in the country. And it's only a 750,000 population. Yeah, they have a. So that would make them like the 15th largest city, probably, something like that. Yeah, they, their homeless population is allegedly 10,000 people. God damn, dude. Wow. That's fucking crazy. San Diego, Seattle, L.A. and, but I mean, like L.A. in New York, just dunk on everybody. Yeah. So Denver's, Denver's fifth with 10,000 homeless people. L.A. is second with 71,000. Oh, yeah. And that, by the way, that number is very low. 71,000 homeless people. That's a fucking city. Oh, it is. Go to, go to Los Angeles. Go down to Skid Row down there. See, we, we, we were down there last time. We went there last time and it keeps getting worse and worse. It isn't just Skid Row. It was like Hollywood and Vine had fucking bums right, right around the corner. Yeah. Where all the shops are is where people go to, the tourists go to shop. In the Hollywood Hills, they, they're, they're having these bad campfires for these encampments up there. One of them got close to burning down a freeway the other day. So the alarm's been raised. Now, look, we talk about this all the time regarding policies, like, it doesn't matter which part, part of your art, just enact the right policies to stop crime and it's stop immigration. Yeah. And help the fucking police, dude. And that, and the homeless. And it's those three things specifically, homelessness, crime and immigration. And we've talked about the other ones, homelessness and, and immigration so far. We talked about crime on Monday with that, uh, Lincoln Riley, I think her name was. Yes. Yeah. Uh, the Georgia student that got killed. This is just in the last week that girl in Georgia got killed, the college student, a two year old boy in Maryland got killed by an illegal immigrant, uh, uh, uh, minors, young people, young women got raped in Virginia and Louisiana this week by, uh, fucking illegal immigrants and three DC police officers were shot by fucking illegal immigrants. Yeah. So remember a couple of years ago, some dude said you can't just let everybody over the border because sometimes they're rapists and murderers and shit and they called them racist for it. I believe that was John, John Trump exhibit a, yeah, just this week. All three of those fucking things have happened. Um, and it keeps getting fucking worse. Yeah, it's getting worse. And now you're start, like we talked about it with, uh, with the guests yesterday, Francis Foster from Trigonometry, uh, if you expose people to bullshit like this without options to get rid of it for long enough, they're going to find some extreme solutions in Arizona Republicans are doing that right now. So they've got a bill and their state house and it won't get past the governor anyways, but they have a bill in their state house that makes it illegal to kill somebody just for being on your property. And it's aimed specifically at border towns. So if an illegal immigrant comes on your pot property, you can just pop them up. Really? Well, do you know what state it is? Arizona, Arizona. Okay. No, it won't pass because the, they don't have a super majority. I wish it would. There was also a headline from December, uh, from Bloomberg, Venezuela's violent deaths down to 22 year low because of migration. Yeah. They're leaving. Yeah, they're coming here. God, that's an awful statistic to hear, isn't it? Yeah. Hey, let's get all the fucking killers out of here. I mean, it's a good solution. That's typical, right? Like communism takes away opportunity and these murderers are just looking for jobs in a chaos society. My job just happens to be murdering women and children. I would. Sorry, dude. That's what I do. I would love to just ship them to like Somalia and be like, hey, dude, just fight it out. Ship them to fucking Gaza. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Just be right there on the front line. Go make some friends. Come in. Oh, send them to Ukraine. Let them fight Russia. Great. Then it might change your mind about whether or not you want to fuck around in this country. Yeah. So you can see a lot of people. The Overton window, as it, as it's called, is shifting quite a bit farther to the right than I expected and a lot faster too. But that's what happens when you fuck with people, man, when, when socially liberal people see their city get overrun by illegals and fucking violent assholes, they're, you only like, we talked about it on the show on Monday, but energy and security, right, allows for everything else to happen. If you take energy and security away from people, security to include like safety in your own fucking neighborhood, you take that away from people and they don't give a fuck about social issues anymore. No. That shit goes right out the window. It's kind of like that. There's no atheists in Foxhole's theory. There was a when I worked downtown when the camping band was passed or whatever and not pat, like taken away them, whatever. Anyway, you know what they did, right? They moved all of their tents to fucking city hall. Remember that? Yeah. Like they, we, it was March 15th when it was supposed to go into effect. And on March 15th, all those bombs picked up their tents and put them right on city halls property to tell the city to go fuck themselves because they knew the cops weren't gonna do shit. But I mean, like, dude, it was a night and day, like the day after the law changed, homeless people everywhere. And I worked with, yeah, every pretty much everywhere when a woman I worked with, I imagine was pretty like liberal and probably even woke, like you could probably even describe a lot of them that way. They were like, what the fuck, dude? Like, will someone walk me to my car? Yeah. They were terrified of just walking around downtown. Oh, you mean when it, when the band was lifted originally? Yes. Yeah. I see what you're saying. Yes. Yeah. And now it's like the band is on, but they're just all posted up outside around 2nd street or what is it? They were always homeless people. Like over there near behind, uh, shelters behind the shelter behind Vulcan. Yeah, behind 6th street. Yes. Yeah. And that's been there forever. Yeah. They're like, they're like living there now too. And then they're living in the woods next to apartment complexes as well. Yeah. Like, remember Delco, like to walk to take the shortcut? Was it to your jam or something? Yeah. So when I last year, my last, or the last place I lived in, when I had my truck in the shop for like a month, because that's what truck, like to get your truck fixed, it takes a month now. Yeah. On anything. Uh, I had to walk to the gym and in order to take 20 minutes off my, my walk, I'd have to go through this encampment. Yeah. And it's, uh, for, for me personally seeing, um, how quickly it changed overnight, once they passed those bills and got it through, um, you know that it is possible. I mean, you take a city like Austin, there's, there's no reason you couldn't enact that in every single major city, I mean, Julian, like we, we were able to see it first fucking event and like Austin is a beautiful city. I mean, we talk shit about Texas all the time in the weather, but Austin itself is a beautiful city that was safe and everything to walk around for a while. And then it changed and got bad. They also have, but it changed. I mean, they, they kicked its ass overnight and it changed. You could do that in Los Angeles or San Francisco or San Diego. I mean, you know, L E P D's is chopping at the bed. They haven't been beating on people for fucking 15 years now. I know. Rodney King, dude. Let them do their Rodney King was, um, who was the other one? Who was the truck driver that the, the mob, the Reginald Denny. Yeah. Can't we all just get along? Yeah. Well, no, Reggie. Um, but yeah, Bernie, Carrick and Giuliani did it in like two years in New York, yep. Two years, a city of eight million people that was like, nah, all, and all they did was like, no, we're not doing this anymore. And that group, by the way, was hired by Los Angeles and like, dude, there was a good five to eight year stretch in Hollywood where it was nice and safe to walk around. And then that all went to shit too. But it's possible. You just got to enact the right policies. We did see it happen in front of our eyes here and it was fucking night and day. It's not just stopping frisk. It stopped questioning frisk, by the way, I really said stopping frisk in the, in the audience. It's a question. Stop questioning frisk. Yeah. Which means I can, like you normally you would have to provide probable cause when you stop somebody and started talking to them. New York's stopping frisk was just like, if a guy looks like a shady asshole, you stop them. Now the problem was 106% of black people got stopped. Which means if you're a black teenager, you're getting stopped. No matter what you're doing in the stop there. So they didn't have crime. No. Well, it was the last crime. But yeah, a lot of these states and cities are starting to fucking have their come to Jesus moment. We talked about a couple of weeks ago, Oregon did the fucking free range drug use thing Yeah. It's like, all right. Maybe you should have considered for a moment that the citizens of Oregon weren't ready for that. Right. The people that are choosing to live outside and start homeless encampments when they can afford homes and shit. That's a weird choice to make in life. It is. Um, so they've dialed that back now with the drug stuff and San Francisco is next. Yeah, they are. Uh, next up, San Francisco is racist. Voters in the famously progressive city appear poised to pass a pair of law and order ballot measures Tuesday that would represent a turn to the political center amid mounting frustration with public drug use, homelessness and property crime proposition F would mandate drug screening for recipients of public benefits while proposition E would expand police surveillance tools and reduce oversight of the force. A recent poll conducted by San Francisco's Chamber of Commerce found 61% of likely voters support the two ballot measure and 72% believe San Francisco is on the wrong track. The business group supports proposition E and hasn't taken a position on F. The pendulum is swinging said Malcolm whites, a 41 year old San Francisco native who plans to vote. Yes. On both. It's coming hardcore back to the center, uh, whites who runs a cannabis store. Huge shock. We voted for former district attorney, uh, Chesa Boudin, the face of the progressive prosecutor movements in 2019, but then voted to remove him in a successful recall in 2022. Boudin's ouster was, uh, as well, the recall that same year of three school board members who critics accused of giving priority to social justice issues over post pandemic campus reopenings were the first sign San Francisco voters were starting to fall out of love with the left. Yeah. It was it. Those are the same school board people that were trying to get rid of like Abraham Lincoln university and shit. Oh, I'm sorry. Abraham Lincoln elementary. Yeah. Yeah. It's like fuck Lincoln. What the fuck did Lincoln do? You don't like beards? Well, I don't know. There's something. What the fuck? I so the there should against Lincoln was either like, I think there was a little bit of white savior stuff, but also he did fight. He was in a militia that in the Blackhawk war fought Indians. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then also, I think at when he was president, there was a couple like manifest destiny things that they tried to hold against them to sweet and then he wasn't he grappling with gay dudes for a little bit. Uh, and he was a high school state champion wrestler. He's a champion wrestler. Yeah. He's also gay, yes, but but he was fucking dudes, right? Just one. Oh, who is the one? His secretary. I can't remember the guy's name. Okay. But that's where the I've said this a thousand times you know he was where the log cabin Republicans came from. No, but I haven't seen a picture of this guy. You got it wrong though. All right. He was not banging dudes. He was banging secretaries and it's not his fault who the secretary was. That's true. Yeah. I mean, he should get credit for that from San Francisco, right? How to speak San Francisco vagina. Remember that from fucking baseball and he shows his ass. Um, yeah, but those are the same group of people that did that stupid shit. So, um, yeah, up and down the West coast, then leaders are trying to, uh, curtail the, the public drug use, um, I don't think this passes, by the way, Oregon state lawmakers are pushing to reverse the decriminalization of hard drugs. It's like you did this, uh, the Seattle city council just passed a lot to start prosecuting public drug use again. Um, yeah, it's like we over the last five years, really, it's been full fucking retard. Yeah. It's been all of these George Soros DAs that have gotten into the office and just like don't know, no crime. There's no such things crime. That's just that dude just down on his luck. Yeah. Fucking Lauren Boberts kid down on his luck. He needed that 18 down and he needed that ATM at his house. Sure did. Ah, damn it. They lost their polling. Really? I know you don't like polls, but they're like overwhelmingly. Well, he likes polls, just the ones with the E and not on two. Just on dudes. Honestly, they're like, they're up like 20 points. Look, I hope it happens. Um, I've said this a million times. I love San Francisco. It used to be beautiful and it was a fucking awesome city. Yeah. The weird thing about shit, the weird thing about this, so some of the people have been booted out those three school board members, chess booting. Um, even, uh, what was that Gaylord's name that was the, uh, mayor of Portland? That got chased out of town? Like they. Faguathia? No, I think that's, you're just trying to say, uh, faggot, but, um, no, he, what the fuck was that guy's name? I can see his face in my head, but they set his, his, uh, condo building on fire. Oh, yeah. He moved out to the suburbs. He bounced. Yeah. I remember that guy. Ted Wheeler. Ted Wheeler. Yeah. So, so, yeah, all that shit's been going on, but a lot of the people that are like, try, we've got to do something about this where the Pete, like London breed is still in office in San Francisco. She's one of the ones driving this thing. Uh huh. For re-election this year. Yeah. Yeah. But it's still like shit. Like how dumb do you have to be as a human being voting for someone who set something on fire and they're like, man, they're just trying to like, we got to put this goddamn fire out. What do we do it here? So the same defund the police people, some of them have been kicked out, but most of those district attorneys and city council people still are in office all around the country. It's insane to me. So you can be that bad at your job and keep it. Is it shocking? I mean, it happens all the time, dude. People fucking fail upwards and there's no stopping. I like to fail sideways. Yeah. So do I. So do I just sideways. Right off the edge. Right. That way you're nimble. You're moving around. You're not taking direct head shots. You definitely aren't. Uh, what was that TikTok clip, Bob? We were going to end the show. Did you email it? What's going on? Yeah, send us a drink of bros. Okay. Yeah. Pull that up here. It's about that fucking Tiffany, uh, hen yard. So I don't know this story and, uh, and I'm amped to hear it here. One of our listeners was like, bro, you gotta fucking check this shit out. It's a borderline. Yeah. It was, uh, rock. Roggle sent this in. Roggle did. Hoggle Hamilton. Love. Roggle Hamilton. All right. Okay. Ready. Now who is she Bob real quick? She's the mayor of Dalton. Illinois. Illinois or something. I believe it's a suburb of Chicago. Okay. Can press play here? You should ask for information that you feel you need. Don't get to a board meeting and put on a show. How you going? We trust the house when you don't even know where to start. Uh, I'd like to make a super seating motion, uh, for the bills as read, amending and removing the following items on page two, Aurelio's pizza, $131.63, page two, Best Western Plus, $318.14, page two, Chicago Midway airport, $200, page three, Cooper's Hawk winery, $557.68, page three, dollar tree, $145.32, page three, food for less, $107.99, page six, I read jerk cut, $1,356.22, page six, Italian Fiesta, $113.59, page six, JJ, fish and chicken, $68, page seven, Johnny T's, B stroke and blues, $90.30, you have to leave, stop leading blind. You're leading them blind page seven, Kurt's barbecue, $676, page eight pot belly sandwich shop, $126.57, page eight Ruby soul food, $674, page nine, Sophia tamales and corn, $2,400 even, uh, my emotional be that we pay the bills as read, removing the items to stay. That means they did what's already spent. So how dare you get here and show vote for the people out there in the audience. You already know what it is. So why are we sitting here planning? Man, that's my favorite defense of a crime ever. I did that crowd was weeks ago. Motherfucker. You already know what it is. That sounds like fucking Rick James, uh, uh, in the Dave Chappelle sketch where he like slapped Eddie or Charlie Murphy. Yeah. And he's like, he had him. He goes, why are you doing that? Cause you just hit me. He was like, that was weeks ago. Mother fuckers. Like that was earlier this evening. Yeah, this is this woman. Look, man, boss for sure. She was able to get elected. Yeah. And she's got the fucking brass to stand up there and say that shit. Like, Hey, you don't say don't list off all by crimes. Motherfucker. That's nuts. I mean, it's pretty well. And she was hard. It is to, to ring up a $678 bill at a soul food restaurant. I mean, you've got to be ordering for your whole fucking family at that point. It's not an ex soul food is not expensive for a Christ six. No, it's not. I mean, I got to assume that yeah, that was like a catering situation. She's also notorious for, uh, essentially she puts herself on all branding for the town, like, like all kind. Well, this is for the recall that she won. She's given pointy fingers there. I am. And forever will be Dalton's mayor. Oh my God. Yeah. She Kim Jong Uno. I like the bat. Fuck was that shit? I like the brass. No, no weapon formed against you, shall prosper. Oh boy. Good for her. But she put, I mean, she's on like every billboard. Here's like a Thanksgiving thing. Like it's this. It goes beyond even the corruption. I love it. I mean, she is basically making herself Kim Jong. Like she's like the state religion of Dalton, Illinois. Bob, you've actually swung me the other way now. Now I kind of like this broad, um, the audacity and the brass. And then look, nobody wants to be mayor this bad where they're putting their face everywhere. I enjoy this type of shit. I would never know where the fuck Dalton, Illinois is. And so this woman, yeah, and she's always given the finger guns. Yeah, the, uh, the bag. That's her signature move. Yeah, it is the Mick Jagger fingers there. Bang, bang. Look at her, dude. Tiffany. And she's not, I mean, you know, a terrible looking lady either. Yes, she's fine. She fucking parties. What's that the sad? Yeah, pop that up. Yeah. She's not, she's not not attractive. Look at that. That plays. Good for her. She missing a scrolling to that hand down there. Oh, you think she missing a finger or a nail? She's not missing a finger. She missing a nail, though. No, no, no. She's got two colors. You sure? Oh, well, that's racist, but it's racist. Is it black and white at least? It's red and white. Oh, wow. China. And she's definitely not missing any fingers. If that was a concern for anybody. It wasn't. I thought she was maybe missing a couple of acrylics there. Like she's just gotten a street fight. But she's not. This is an upstanding respectable lady. Oh, she's running up a huge, huge, incredibly critical. A huge, best Western tab. It was really a sad list of purchase. It was not great, barbecue, soul food. I mean, you want to talk about wine, the wine shop, barbecue, soul food and best Western. Let's not overlook, by the way, flying out of Midway. So she's taken Southwest. Yep. Oh, that's true. Yeah. She's not even going out of her hair. Now, Midway's, uh, that's the last job right there. Yeah. Yeah. To get out there. Good on her, though, at least she's attractive. You know, she's got that going for and she loves being mayor, which is something, you know, a lot of people don't want to be mayor. Good for her, I guess. Uh, now, uh, we got the drinking bro of the week. We're going to, I'm going to bring you up here in a second here. Uh, got a quick one, uh, that was submitted by just fucking hundreds of people by the audience. And we agree with you on this one. Uh, drinking bro of the week is, uh, Gary Sinise. Uh, sad story here. His son just died at age 33. Uh, it's some kind of rare cancer, rare cancer. Yeah. There he is right there. Fuck the socks, man. Uh, Gary Sinise has done more for veterans, um, than any single individual in this country. Uh, he's a big reason why people like AJ Buckley and, uh, those guys are huge supporters of vets. Uh, he helped out our buddy Max Martini, um, get the Sergeant, uh, Will Gardner movie made like, uh, he's- Nonstop shit. I mean, yeah, stop dude. He is that fucking dude, man. Even before the GWOT started, he was already doing vet stuff. And then once it started, the Gary Sinise Foundation, if you're looking, uh, to give money to anybody, that's not a bad one to give it to you. Not at all. And, uh, it was right after Forrest Gump. So you're right, that was well before, uh, GWOT and all that other stuff. Um, great dude. This story fucking sucks, man. Uh, sorry that you're going through this Gary. And, uh, yeah. Uh, like we said, it's a rare cancer. Yeah. Not just the stuff he did for vets, but he also meant toward like a dozen Hollywood dudes who then went on to be huge veteran supporters as well. I mean, AJ is not even American. He's Canadian by way of Ireland. Right. But still huge reporter. By the way, I don't know if you saw it on his Instagram, um, but he was shooting at a new custom rifle range. And, uh, he was wearing the boots. Which boots? Birds boots. Shouse the fuck up. Are you kidding me? I saw the shot. I didn't see the boots. Yeah. Was it real? Did he really shoot from over a mile away? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Those are those, those are sub MOA rifles. I mean, it's not, it's not easy, but with the right tools, you can get it done. Bring him up. Uh, go to AJ Buckley's Instagram. I saw this morning. I didn't notice the fucking boots. Well, you got to find the conversation to, um, bird coons. You piece of shit, dude. I've asked for those boots for years now. Um, and every time, every year, I'll get the same fucking text message. No, he's like, Oh, they're on the way. What sides are they against? Well, all right. Yeah, man. I'm going to fucking send them craggers out there in the chat, got me shoes and like fucking four days. Yeah. So there he is popping. You can play it, put it up on screen. He takes a shot. It's about a, it's about six seconds to go a mile. I can. And then he said, they say something about, uh, he says something in the caption about wearing the bison union boots. But my comment is right there. And I say those are the boots that, uh, Ross will never have god. Damn it, man. I'm going to respond to this. I'm so pissed off bird coons. Other people fucking bastard. What did, uh, AJ is more famous. So you send him the boots. Click on view. Click on the other one. No, view replies again. Oh, yeah. Expanded AJ said they don't make them in ladies. AJ Buckley lit you up and then Dallas Alexander, a fellow Canadian. Yeah, joined in. He's talking shit to you. I'll get in there. Well, dance emoji. Oh, don't worry about it. Cause AJ called me last night. I'll get in there, AJ. You fuck. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Uh, and bird coons. You piece of shit. I want my fucking boots. You'll never size 12. Just send the goddamn boots. You'll never see those boots. Every time though, he sends me the super sincere message. Hey, dude, I'm tired of getting tired of these posts, man. I love you. I'm going to send you the boots, man. Just give me two weeks and I'll send them to you. I've never gotten them. I've never gotten them. Uh, we got some listeners here in the studio. Why don't you pop on up, sir, uh, for drinking bro of the week. If you're in Austin, Texas, swing on by the studio, dude. We'd love to have you on at the end of the show. Uh, that way you can give out your drinking bro of the week live on air or again, go to, uh, drink it, bros.com. Click on the submission form and, uh, and it goes right to our inbox. Uh, put that mic about an inch from your face. There you go. Uh, or just hold it. There you go. What's up, Ross? How are you, man? Good. Tell everybody your name. John Mercer. There it is. John. Strong mustache. Thanks, man. I like it. Been, uh, working on it. Where you at? Uh, so currently live in McAllen. Okay. So me and the wife are both in the military. So down there. Are you coming to the, the tasting tomorrow in H.E.B.? No, I got to go up to Dallas. You fucker, dude. All right. You fucker. We're in the H.E.B.s in Dallas right now. Yeah. Uh, and there's total ones and all that stuff up there. So yeah, dope. Um, who'd you like to give drinking bro of the week to? So my best friend passed away, uh, about 18 months ago. Uh, so we lived in Austin, actually. Okay. And, uh, walking out of a job interview, dropped dead. Super rare. No fucking way. Yeah. Heart stop. Uh, some genetic, like heart palpitation or something and just dropped dead. Wow. 33, 34 years old. Damn dude. Same age. Yeah. Same age as me. Um, sorry to hear that, man. That sucks. So good. You don't really know what's going to happen every single goddamn day. Yeah. I mean, him went through, uh, all of our training together. Madam, you're going to love this, especially last day of the month. Yeah. Uh, we're parachute riggers. I'm sorry. Yep. Yep. What was that last word? Rigger. Okay. A double hard R. Yeah. A double hard R in that one. Uh, parachute packing married Americans to others, you know, I won't even risk saying that on here. Uh, because I don't want to accidentally miss it. It's by a pop of John letter. Oh, and he played into it too. Like you would do our, uh, uh, slideshows and whatnot for Christmas parties. Uh huh. And it would be like rig of productions and he played into it. That's great. Uh, so where are you at now? You're in McAllen, you said? McAllen down Valley. And what do you, what do you do it on there? You're still in? Yeah. Uh, I work on the border. Oh shit. Yeah. How is it? So it's kind of wild. So like from my, what do you want? Yeah. So from my house to the wall is nine miles. Okay. And so in McAllen, you don't see illegals anywhere. Really? Why is that? Um, too far of a walk. Yeah. No, I think so we saw a huge shift. So I've lived down there in about, for about two years now. Okay. And so state representatives now Republican, um, shockingly conservative down there. Okay. And why is that a shock? Uh, mainstream media, like how they just portray like, uh, Hispanics wanting to, or being Democrat, you know, and so like, and you can pull like the Al Sharpton video from Del Rio. I've ever seen that one. It's hilarious. He's sitting there, uh, just run his mouth and eat some cholo in the back. Like, we don't like you. Get out of here. Like, so it's just, it was just kind of a shock to me. And then we started to see all of our politics starting to swap over to, uh, Republicans and, and I think it's just people that did it the right way, especially older, uh, Hispanics for generations. Yeah. They just ship them out of there as fast as possible. So I don't know if it's like, to keep the peace or, but then to like in my neighborhood, there's one half that's like all military law enforcement DPS. And then the other half we call them non taxable half. You can obviously tell what they do for a living. And so like a lot of the cartels or whatever, they live in McAllen and they live in the valley. So like, I think a lot of that has to do with getting them the fuck out of there and then got you to other places. So we don't have to deal with it. But yeah, down in the valley, we don't, we're not seeing crazy numbers like Eagle Pass, which I'm sure Dan can attest to this. It's NGOs. That's funding all of that. Yeah. Like, that's what the big, big deal in Eagle Pass right now is, is, um, so like Del Rio years ago, the NGOs were paying off the cartel. Well, the cartel, they're good at making money. And so essentially they would pay for like 10,000 bodies to come in. Well, they would push 20. And so they're like, Hey, we're missing 10 grand or, you know, 10,000 people, you know, they're boarding pass, if you will. So the government or NGOs, sorry, started paying the federalis. And so now the federalis and the cartels are fighting back and forth for protection of these illegals to come across the border. Oh shit. Yeah. That's why. So like down the valley, you don't see, you do see it every now and then. But like, I got the same dude three times in one day. Like it's all just. Was he going back over the border and then coming back again? Over and over again? No shit. So as soon as, uh, as soon as they get in the water, we can't touch them just for safety issues. And so it's also wet. Yeah. And man, I'm not trying to catch that. I don't know what's in that water. I heard there's a lot of water on their backs fronts too. Yeah. Well, it's wet backs, obviously. But no, it's, Hey, before you go on, didn't didn't some of those NGOs get sued recently by the one of the states, I think New Mexico sued a bunch of NGOs for doing that bullshit. Yeah, I know from one of understood, the one that happened in Del Rio was a former president foundation was the one that backed 90% of that one. Jesus Christ. That's crazy. Yeah. So it's, it sucks. Like obviously I work with BP all the time. Yeah. And their hands are so tied where they like us being there because we can actually do shit. We have a lot more leeway. Like, for instance, like taking off their, making them take off the shoelaces before we put them in the patty wagon to go to wherever they take them. If we have a guy sitting there being a dick, more of a can, more patrol can just be like, Hey, help us help us. You know, like take it off, take it off and I'll just, we'll just pull off shears and cut them right out the middle like, Hey, dude, fuck your shoelaces. Yeah. So like, and that's just, I'm talking about my area, not National Guard is a whole or Border Patrol is a whole because it all depends on where you're at. And like, some Border Patrol love us around some don't. It's, it's a fucking mess. Like, sounds like it. Uh, let's say what man takes some Seltzer with you today. We'll do way out of here. Okay. We appreciate you stopping by. If you're in the Austin area, join us here, walk on in, grab some hard AF Seltzers, enjoy your life. Uh, if you're not, and you can't be in the area, just go to iTunes, rate the show five star and leave a quick review. Also head on over to Spotify. It's just a five star and you can walk away. We're over 8,000 when we get to 10,000, we'll shut the fuck up. Okay. I'll be all done with it at that point. I promise. 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