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Chopped Chumps - 3.6.24

These Chumps say good bye to everyone's favorite unwanted guest in this Presidential race Nikki Haley. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Duration:
1m
Broadcast on:
07 Mar 2024
Audio Format:
mp3

Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on "Store" to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless and they are cheap! Nikki Haley comparing herself to Margaret Thatcher. Yeah, they're both about as equally attractive. Guilty. In a surprising development, Jaddy Willis has agreed to plead guilty to inciting an erection. On Monday, the Uniparty was kicking a dead horse. On Wednesday, they buried it. Sometimes, dear Nikki, the fault lies not in the stars, but in the fact that you suck. Just look for Sarah Mildred, Sarah Housen and the Malians down right in the middle of the street. Though Nikki Haley's finally dropped out and Donald Trump won in a row. Perhaps the UN will take her back again, but she seems as popular as Russell's throne. Voters in Vermont also reportedly tested for extremely high levels of Trump's arrangement syndrome last night. That was your last Trump line message. Thank you for calling HowieCar. You chump. Chop-chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to howiecarshow.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless and they are cheap!