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What have you been up to this last week that I sure know about? Yeah. I've been with you the whole time. Yeah. I mean, really just stamping. Last we left off, we were about to go rafting down the river, which was an absolute blast. The river was really moving. And so we made pretty good time, but it was still about a two-hour journey. And there was a couple spots that were quite rapid-y. At one point, we bounced you from the side of the boat into the boat, but it was so lovely. It was 34 degrees, I think it was. Yeah. And the lake, I guess, no river. Yeah, river. Yeah. Like lake. That's all right, rafting. Yeah. It was so cool. So we would jump out and then get back in, and then jump out and get back in. And it was a perfect way to spend a really hot day. Yeah, it was really nice. It was really fun. I enjoyed that. Quite a bit. Yeah. And apart from that, we've just been really enjoying the stampede. We've gone to a couple of tents again. No more dance circles for us. Well, we have one more day, so. Yeah. It's just the finale today, so bear with us. But yeah, I think that's about it. We've been scooting around. I can't believe one of us hasn't bailed yet. You did it briefly. [laughter] It's hilarious, sure. Well, I did fling it into the wall, but I had already, like, demounted, so. Did you see I did the same thing? Dismounted. Did you see I did the same thing yesterday? I, like, jumped off the scooter, and then instead of hitting the break, I accidentally hit the throttle, I guess. Yeah. And it almost, like, shut out from underneath my hands, but I, too, was on solid ground, so. Yeah. It, you know, we risk our lives every day. I know. For the stories we tell you. Come on. [laughter] Um, before I got any light up, I went to share with listeners two interesting facts we heard. Apparently, I mean, don't quote us on us because, unless it's right, they quote us, but. Three weeks after Stampede, apparently, has the highest divorce rates, and I love that. It was so funny. And the most babies are born nine months after Stampede weekend. People taking that rodeo to be a back riding real seriously. Yeah. I love it. Yeah. And, um, honestly, I don't blame them because, uh, there's a lot of handsome men at the Stampede. Any, like, ladies out there, or, like, anyone, really, I'm looking to have some male eye candy. Yeah. The Stampede. Like, and I'm someone who, like, doesn't typically find, uh, cis men very attractive, and even I've been, like, breaking my neck a few times. [laughter] I do. You truly have. Like, there was one guy yesterday. I literally was in line for the food, I turned around, and I was like, do I jump out of this line? I've waited him for, like, an hour to go, like, tell this man he sounds of because he was so striking. And then I know I'm, like, there's no way this, like, very handsome man is one single and two straight. There's no way he's a combo of those things, so I'm, like, I'll just admire him from afar. And we'd spent probably the entire rest of the time trying to find him. Yeah. Um, we've also had, uh, we've been watching some pigeons. [laughter] Ooh. [laughter] We moved to this Airbnb, and over the past, like, a little bit that we've been traveling here, we've watched, um, some pigeon parents build a nest, and then have, and then lace them eggs. So, that's been cute. Yeah, it's been great for you, because I'm outside your fucking window, and you're trying to sleep. And all you hear is like, did you just, you, and then, like, then, like, you never left your town, and, like, creating that beautiful fucking bed that they'll have great sleeps in? [laughter] Oh, wait, and then, obviously, you won't let me dismantle their bed. No. Oh, my God, they're babies. They're just paying the rent, okay. [laughter] Well, as of tomorrow, neither are we, so. Um, what's been your high and load the trap? Oh, my God. Um, peaks and valleys, as they, uh, the, the peoples say, "Who?" The peoples, typically, honestly, when I, when I hear peaks and valleys, do I picture? Mountains? No, like, um, peaks and valleys, um, no, I picture, I tell you I'm not wrong, um, a, like, very white suburban family sitting around a table, and, like, the mom, who's, like, probably drunk on daytime margaritas being, like, "Kid, why are your peaks and alleys?" [laughter] I'm not what you mean. That's what I mean. So, I see that. Yeah. Let me have my suburban mom moment. I mean, we did a really fun, like, private gig, um, and the guys were really lovely and, like, a really good time, um, so that was even like, a highlight in terms of, "I get work." Um, and then, I don't know, I always have fun with you. I think, like, going to the stampede has been a blast. Um, you hear me slowly pushing her $5 below, which means you're fine. Um, I would also say the rafting was, like, a real highlight for me. Like, it was just so... Oh, my God, normal me. [laughter] I would say that that was nice. That was nice. That was nice. That's nice. That's nice. That's nice. That's nice. That's nice. That's nice. That's nice. There's a way. A way. Um, lows, valleys, if you will. A valley? A valley? A valley? A valley? I don't know. I really haven't really had that, like, brought it about a time. I would say, like, obviously, there's some slow days. You're all with me. You're all with me. When you have to go to your own bedroom? Yeah. Um, yeah. Every night, when I fall asleep by myself. [laughter] Um, yeah. I can't really think of anything. I have some. Yeah. Go on. Okay. So, what prompted this? Do you laugh at yourself? Like, when you're, like, alone? Obviously. I'm hilarious. Oh, my God. Crap myself up the ball game. Um, I was in the bathroom before we started recording, I was taking a shower. But I was showering. I looked over and I saw my razor, and I was like, "You're coming home with me." And I grabbed it. Oh. 'Cause I don't need it 'cause I'm not working for today, and tomorrow, and the foreseeable future. I'm not working until Thursday, so I have, and more recording this a couple days before it comes out, pull back the curtain, if you will. So I have, like, a few days, but I don't have to worry about, like, the mess that I am. So I just grabbed my razor, and I looked at how, like, this is the best feeling after a work trip. It's, like, removing, all, like, cleaning out your work bag, putting the right back in the razor back up, and you're, like, "I won't be seeing you for a couple days." And then I got me talking, like, "What are the odds of most of the trips?" So that was my segue into why I started thinking about it. I would say my highs are honestly, like, we all, like, like I said, like you said, we always have time working together. It's fun doing new clubs. It's fun. Making new people, men and women, like, the management here is fucking great. The backroom girl is awesome. The food was fantastic, and we say that last time we were here, like, we were very, very impressed with the food theme, and we met some, like, awesome, awesome guys, like, at the stampede. We had, like, such a hoot, like, like, the two days we went, we met, like, group, like, a couple of guys, and the next time group of guys, and they were just, like, so fucking funny and, like, so witty, and, like, we have, like, a very quirky sense of humor, and they were just, like, with it, like, this one was, like, literally the male version of you physically and mentally. Like, I usually look, like, siblings, and then, like, you guys, like, I was, like, "Oh, Mrs. Ryan! Yes, I'm explaining to you, Mother Riley, yes, I'm explaining to you." Um, didn't she meet your dad, Melberta? Yeah, Edmonton. Well, I think she had a stop in here, because your brother's here. Um, so that on the high, like, just, like, meeting cool people, um, yeah, like, we really enjoyed the rodeo, the relay race is very cool, but actually, it was awesome, like, there's a lot of, like, things I've done and enjoyed on the trip, um, truly the, like, low of it, is, um, my body, just, like, mm, done, like, I, like, I do really love routine, and, like, I have a very, like, routine morning, routine night, how I, like, take care of my body and take care of, like, my mental health, physical health, and, like, all that, so, I haven't been, like, on top of my vitamin game, or, like, my, like, my time tee, and, like, all that, and I think, like, that, like, makes me a little bit out of, out of sorts, feeling. And then, like, the constant, like, two, we've been here two and a half weeks, the constant two and a half weeks of Lord knows you and I never shut up more together, so, just, like, just doing nonsense, like, we're still talking, so, like, my voice and my throat's just, like, oh, fuck on bitch, like, a minute moment, so, um, we were, like, why not let's record a whole episode? Yeah, exactly. I have to share it with the people. Yeah. I'm definitely, tomorrow, the minute I get to the airport, I'm, like, putting my headphones on. I'm not making a sound out of my nose, and I'm, like, just a throat healing process begins. And, um, that's honestly, like, probably my, my valley is just, like, the, the wear and tear on the body of working, like, two and a half weeks straight, and, like, socializing being on, like, yeah, my battery's just, like, done, so, on the peak of that is when I get to go home and go up as my parents for a few days and just, like, recover, and then I'll really, really lean in to, like, uh, mom, and me, so, I already messaged her, I already let her know, mom, I have a storage bowl, and she's, like, oh, I'll make you this, I mean, okay, prepare my things for me, for my arrival, so, thanks mom. But yeah, no, it's been a, it's been a really fun trip, um, seeing you know, working through us on work updates. Yeah, I, uh, there's, like, she had a couple that I missed last week too, um, yeah, I have a couple, like, yeah, we'll bring back from last week. Which is kind of, like, I mean, we had so many, we had so many things, we finally worked, and everything was funny. It's kind of weird when you actually work, like, oh, this is, this is all you. Um, no, so we were, uh, you're doing a dance for, uh, a gentleman, and sometimes when a song comes on and we've been in the room for, like, a little bit too long, we get a little squirri. I'd say about half a song, and we guess, right? And, um, but we were, we started, like, just kind of singing along with the song that was happening, and you said, uh, you were, like, to the guy, oh, well, I, I bet you didn't think that you were going to get a concert. And we said, like, oh yeah, you know, like, we're the triple threats, like, singing, dancing, acting, like, soon we shall commence our re-enactment of Shakespeare, and without a beat, he just goes, please shake thy ass. Shake thy ass. Oh, he was funny, the fucker. Yeah. And then, sometimes, like, obviously, when we were, like, whatever, we have our boobs in the face, we'll, like, mark some of them, and he also, like, faked, passed out. Yeah, he, uh, ran with a bit. Yeah. We love a writer. Like, let's go, go with it with us, so, yeah, he, like, faked fast out. Yeah, yeah, it was funny. Um, he was, he was a time, he liked him a lot. And he was generous, and that's a great one. We'll be funny and generous. Oh, yeah. Just kiss. Yeah, yeah, it was good. And then, one that you weren't there for, but I feel so funny, I don't remember the whole story, because I forgot to write it down, but it doesn't matter. Um, I was, like, jesting with somebody. I was, like, we were having some banter, and I, like, said something, and he literally thonged me on the head, like, flipped me on the head. He's like, stop it. Stop it. And he's told you to stop it. And then, like, you do you have a dog? Yeah, like, thonged you on the floor. I'm not going to make a joke with you. That's so mean. Yeah. Like, you do it. That's hilarious. Yeah. You're going to start doing that to make sure you don't behave. Don't. Don't behave. That's very good. That's very good. That's very good. That's very good. I do like that. Mm-hmm. The other one that's, like, less funny but more curious, is that, like, it's a curious moment. I had a guy who literally just wanted me to stand there and stare at him while I told my hand. Twirled? Twirled my hair. So, yeah, I was just, like, dancing for him. And then he got... Oh, you were guessing. I was dancing for him. I was dancing for him. Oh, so please stop. Take it. Stop it. No, this is a different version. Um... Let's give him a zappy stop. Yeah. He just... It was, like, can you just stare at me and, like, play with your hand? Um... Oh, like... I can't... What was his... What do you look like? He was one of those three guys that I was chatting to that were... All their white guys. That lived in Bermuda. That's my top. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It gives older white guy. Yeah, sure. It was. That's hilarious. How long have you been here for? 45 minutes. Three and four. You got a carpal tunnel. And then another guy I danced for was just like, oh, you know, in America, like, you're not allowed to take your bottoms off. Um... So, can you just keep your bottoms on? Oh. And I was like... I'm in America. Yeah. But I was like... He's like, I'm just more comfortable that way if that's okay with you. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. And I was like, I prefer it, actually. I'm also more comfortable. Yeah. And he was great. We had... Great time. Nice. Who's like that for you? Um... I had some more cupcakes. A two that I... We didn't bring in last week because I forgot them. And I had the room down so I'm not gonna have to talk and throw them, but I managed. We were doing a after party and one of the guys like bought like a bunch of burgers and a bunch of pizzas. And literally the word for it goes, I've never fed the strippers before. I was like, we're like animals up to zero. I don't feed the strippers. And I was like, yeah, I mean like we're like humans. We eat... Eat food. And we've been working for like eight hours. Yeah. And there's like the weirdest kind of like... I'm done with all of them. But like, this is crazy. I've never fed a stripper. Yeah. We eat. We do other things with our mouths. Like, yeah, it's such a weird like astonishing moment for him. Yeah. So I don't take all. Rowdy, write that down your... Yeah. Dear, dear, dear. Dear, dear. You're happy that I... Today I fed the hoes. Yeah. And then we also know talked about... we did another gig and we did our shows. We always do, you know, we have like our own gimmicks. And one of them we have like props we use. And we had prop was a carrot because we had to improvise because we didn't bring our life stuff with us because we did this like last minute kind of thing. Yeah. And a gentleman afterwards comes up down and he's like, "I kept the carrot." And he's like, "In his back pocket." And he's like, "What are you calling?" He was like, "This is my like a souvenir. A souvenir." And he kept that in back pocket like for like hours. But he was like, "Take down." He'd be like, "So happy." Like it was like a prized catch. I was very curious. And I was like, "You know what? I love a fan." I love a fan. Um, it's a great night at the club. I had two like full night buyouts, which was great. Like back to back. And the first one was awesome. You were there with me and brought you in. And he was great. He was like buying like, he was buying ones and throwing them on us and he like, they ran out of the ones. So he bought us like, bought like all fives and just doing fives and just like, fun conversation was like super respectful physically like, no like trying to push boundaries and like, for like hours and hours of being in a room, like that's good. And then he like, took himself home and he was like, "I'm getting drunk and tired. I'm gonna go home now. Goodbye." Like, "Oh no. Bye." Yeah. Yeah. He was lovely. The second night I got a bio. Oh, it was like, and I can't complain because I was lucky in the sense where I was literally just stabbing there. Like, actually I kind of just started and I sat in there alone and he like walked up and was like, "Do you want to go hang out?" And I'm like, "Yeah." And then he was like, "How long did I go for?" It was like an hour. He was like, "Okay." And then we got there. I was like, "Yeah, we should just do the whole night." And then he ended up paying up the whole night. And then I texted you and I was like, "Hey, when you're free, like pop in the room and get you down this too." And you should go this too. And then that worked and he bought you up the night too. Like, "Am I a bad friend for driving you into a terrible time?" But, and my great friend for making you do that, you know what, like, you know what? Hard to say. He was like, you thought about it. When the first hour was happening, I was like, "Should I tell her not to bother?" But I was like, "No, she'll want to be bought out." Also, we suffered together, so we went together, we used together. So I, yeah, he started off great, he was a younger guy, some good looking tattoo, whatever. And he was like 40. And he was like respectful for the first five minutes. That was gonna say. And then fixed it. Yeah. And then instantly tried to like, push boundaries. I like, was like, sitting there and he kept like, he had kneeled down in front of me, which I was already comfortable. And I like, pushed him back. And he'd be like, "What the fuck?" And I'm like, "Okay, okay." And I'm like getting like a fight with this man, so I just like let him like, sit in front of me. And like, I don't like, I don't like that positioning because it's like, harder to like, be on top of, like rather than like him sitting face level with me, I'm like, "Haggle, I don't just don't like the difference of leveling." So he was lower than me, like closer to my like, lower region. And he kept like, trying to like, put his head into my legs. So I kept like, literally had one hand on his forehead and like, one hand like covering my like, lower region and was like, like, trying to make it a joke because I have now four and a half hours with this guy. And I'm like pushing his head back and then he'd like, try to like, weasel his head to my leg. And I'd like, keep my leg closed and try to look through. And then he'd like, get annoyed and like, it was like, it was very uncomfortable. It was like a nonstop, me and me on guard. And like, I hate. It's not fine. But like, I can manage what's happening, like, going in and out of that state. But when you're in a constant state of like, on guard, like, watching, making sure you're some sneaky, tried-duty thing, like, you're just like, your nerves go through and to maintain it there for like, that long, um, was annoying, but I was like, can you know who also should suffer? Right. He's like, come join me. And it was much more bearable than there was two of us, because we can like, you and our bear are gonna like, like, when he would try to go for your vagina, I like, my hand would let me play. Like, dodging his hand, like, shoving him away, like, imagine a tusser, and I was like, covered by hand around you, like, yeah, yeah. I know. As you were telling me this story, you know what I pictured with you, like, pushing his hand away? It's like, you know those cartoons when it's like, usually a big brother and like, a little brother or something. And it's just like, the hand on the floor, it's like running, like, it's just the floor. Yeah, and then, um, so it was good financially, it was good. It was just like, after that, Nia was kind of like, oh, like, on a shower and like, whatever. But still, like, it was nice to like end our work trip with like, two nights of being mottowed. And like, yeah, it was like, it wasn't like, the best guide and archery bomb, but like, financially it was great. And like, it was tolerable. Like, definitely as good as worst people. Not that I'm kind of justified by bad behavior because it was unnecessary for me to like, cause the app like that. But whatever, it was good. We got to suffer together. We have to make money together. Yeah. Um, yeah. Um, we do love minus suffering. Um, I did forget one and I don't know if you heard this, but we were chatting to a guy and his friend and they were, um, I don't know, we were just like, venturing and then you said something like, uh, who let you out? What? Who let you out? And then all I hear, and I don't think you clocked this, and he just goes, "The police, day pass." Oh my God, I didn't get it at all. Hey, where were the guys? He's were. I do. I do say that. I say who let you on? Well, I say that too. I apologize for giving him a laugh back. Um, that's funny, but yeah, and then we kind of entered our trip, but we finished in the club, and then our last like working day was a really fun gig, our girlfriend come to sport. And it was like a morning gig. We were done like early and that was fun because it was like literally 9 a.m. We had like an 8 a.m. 32 before, like another day, and I love it, like I wish that was the thing back in Vancouver, where bitches would wake up early and we'd have like early morning days, because I only have a six. Like I'm, I'm ready to flash my titties at 601. Let's go. So that was really fun. And yes. If we're wishing for things, I don't want a morning gig where the guys are still up from the night before. No, and it's not. I'm arguing something. Yes. They would have been early to prepare for the, for the, for the, the, the hot girls coming at nine and one eight in the morning. And that gig was just like chef's kiss. Like they were like in their thirties, they were like really fucking polite, super nice, like genuinely funny, like, and to be fair, like this, this girlfriend of mine, she's like, she's given us like really fun gigs. Like I haven't been steered wrong with her gig, so I'm confident I'm going to go and her gig, so they're going to be pretty like fun. And they are. We had such a hoot and then we got, we got to go home early and then we went with Stampede after and just had like a nice like Dave and went to bed early because we already made our money and we're, we're okay taking my night off. So that was a really beautiful, fantastic way to end our work trip. And then we're going to have one last day, um, champagne and probably get a dad circling there somewhere. Lord knows. And, no. And then resting right by my throat. So that's kind of like, yeah, like overall great trip, but my body is sore and it needs a rest. Yeah. I mean, that's one thing I really love about this job is that like, I mean, essentially we're on vacation making money. Yeah. Like we came out here for fun. We came out here as a vacation to see the Stampede. Obviously I'm on my massive road trip right now. You came out to join me for it, um, and then just to be, have the opportunity to like make money while we're in a city and the one, like really one thing that I love about this job. Yeah. For sure. Definitely. I agree. All right. So some random thoughts I've thrown out today, um, and once again, exotic angels, Instagram, I take a lot of their, um, their posts are pumped. So that we talked about because I like their Instagram to go check them out, uh, dumbest rules in your club, but they had a post about this. So I put out to our listeners and I grabbed a few of those. I'm going to read the ones that our listeners sent in. I mean, I have, I think I took maybe like my usual 10. I think I grabbed 10 and then, um, we'll go through some of the one, the best ones I saw on these on angel sites. So, um, some of our listeners said, uh, the dumbest rules they had in their clubs being fine, $50 if you don't get fully naked on stage and not being paid for your show and not a feature. Another one, another stupid rule, getting 50% of your tips to management is disgusting. 50% of your tips. Yeah. Oh, God. We give 50% of our tips to management is disgusting. Um, this one, yeah, this one says, I can't dance the same music, even if one girl isn't working. So if a stage girl has a song, you can't dance her a song, even if she's not on shift. Oh, yeah. And so another rule that someone has there, we're not allowed to accept electronic tips where the club makes us switch out cash for dance dollars or with card payments. Then the last couple of weeks, they don't even have the cash to pay the dancers their money at the end of the night. Oh, God. So you're going home with like nothing now? I guess at IOU. Yeah. You're not paying money. Oof. Um, no outside food or drink, including Red Bull, plus no leaving before 5 AM. Oh, God. Yeah. Um, you have to get the DJ 10% off everything you made, not just stage. Oh. Uh, not allowed to ask for tips. And the last one I grabbed, and I was like, Oh, I would never work here. You can't wear pink. Oh. Yeah. I wonder why. I don't know. Someone has been dead against you. Yeah. Yeah. And then some of the ones from the exotic Angels post I took that I thought like, um, thought were interesting. So these ones, I'm going to read them to you and you tell me, don't tell me all the thoughts, but the ones that like, something else goes off in your brain share, do you create or disagree with your thoughts on them? So, uh, no ponytails. There's a lot of people opposed to you, the clubs won't let you have your hair out. Mm. I mean, I think down is more glamorous, but I've definitely known woman to like, make a killing with their hair up too. Honestly, I feel very, very sexy when I do like a low pony twist, like on the make my neck and then I have like a bit of my hair curled at the front. Like, I think it looks very like, or like, you know, like a claw clip, like, I know, I've had a lot of regulars that prefer my hair out because they like my neck and collar bones and then they looks very like sexy secretary, right, sexy library, um, having to hand our phones into the doorstep on the ride while at the club. Oh. Now, that came up along the comments, the clubs and phones. No phones. I can see them. This is from the customers. That's where I know the phones are taken from. Mm-hmm. What do you even mind? Um, in the club. I mean, I do understand not wanting people to be on their phone while they're on the floor. In that view. Yeah. Exactly. Like, the girl's like bored, it looks like tacky and you're less likely to be approached if you have your phone out. Like I almost, like I really try not to have my phone out unless I'm specifically on a break if I'm on the floor, um, because I just, like, you never get approached if you're on your phone. I don't know if they should be allowed to take the phones from the camera. No, I agree. But I totally understand not wanting girl, like not wanting girls to be on their phones in the floor. Yeah, on the floor. But for safety reasons I think, and like you might, you might have children that have a babysitter like you need access to your phone. Yeah. Um, the club I worked at censored all curse words in the songs. If you requested music, they had to review it and use the clean version. Uh, no tanning spray that I understand. We used to have to clap for the girl on stage after a set or we got fined. We clap anyway. We clap because we're nice people, but that's a bit much. I can't have my outside drink that is very clearly not alcohol in the dressing room. I have to keep it outside by the door where someone could drug it. Good. Yeah, no, I think that's, uh, totally logical. Yeah. Uh, you can't give customers your dance or Instagram or phone number, so it's really hard to keep regulars coming back. Women, customers and dancers off shift must be accompanied by a man before entering the club. Okay. Weird. It's weird that, um, a women customer is okay too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm just, it's like no stegats coming there. Yeah. Interesting. All right. We have to put in a separate sheper. Yeah. It really was the 1930s. Uh, we have to put in a schedule of at least three days. If you don't come to one of your scheduled days, it's at $100 fine. If you don't put in a schedule, but still come, you also pay $100 walk-on fee. Okay. So you schedule yourself to basically negate floor fee? Yeah. Wait. You might sell a floor fee. I don't know. That's just an actual fee. Yeah. You might sell a floor fee. Uh, we can't wear crop tops as outfits, even though it's hottest buck and managers don't understand 2000 fashion, um, having to wear gowns and robes, which I mean, I love. Um, also the rule is having to be fully nude by the second song, even if nobody is tipping or at the stage. Another one, having a two-finger-wide thong in the back. Oh, I definitely heard of that. Especially in like clubs that you too, please can't be bottomless. Mm-hmm. You have to have one foot on the floor during floor lapgaxes. I've heard that. I've heard that too. Yeah. Uh, can't chew gum. A club I worked at about seven years ago had a rule that dancers couldn't have contact with the customers, so we had to do air dances. Of course, they didn't want another dance after that. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I feel like there's some places in Canada that, that, uh, yeah, dance only. Speaking of Canada, this person wrote in, "We don't have many rules in committing strip clubs other than be respectful towards other strippers and staff. Be professional. Don't miss your stage. I've seen girls punch someone in the face on the floor and be back the next night. I've seen girls do nothing and be banned. It's such a flip-flopping industry, absolutely zero consistency. These clubs you guys work on are awful and here I am wanting to come to the States to work." And then someone responded saying, "I also live in Canada and I 100% agree, especially girls getting banned from nothing and others not being banned after doing some fucked up shit." Oh, we've seen it happen. For sure. Uh, the black girl rule. No more than three to five per shift. Wow. Yeah, it's disgusting. Uh, we have a lot of stupid rules that are annoying, but the worst one is having to pay the house $25 per private dance. So for example, if a customer wants to do one song and you charge $25 for that song, you have to actually tell them it's 50 and give the bar the other 25. So a lot of people decline dance because of the extra fees. It used to not be like that and they decided to implement during COVID and it never took it away. Yeah. I mean, preaching to the choir here. Yeah. As we said before, like, I mean, this podcast is called 50 plus a tip for a reason, dances to 50, typically in BC clubs you give out, you give to the club 20 a dance. So you're 40 percent. Yeah, your take home is 30, but I mean, at least you're not having to give 50 percent of your tips or 10 percent of your tips to the DJ or management. That's wild. Um, San Antonio has a rule where the host mom has to spray your ass, the skin colored sprays that you can't see and you have to paint your tits with latex. It's absolutely worse and I broke out on my ass because of it. I've heard that before. What? Yeah. So that you look like a Bobby doll? Yeah. Wild. Yeah. Crazy. Um, bar management holding all stage of dance money until the end of the shift. I got hired at a club that wouldn't allow us to wear black unless it was a special event. Also no ponytails, no cell phones, no tattoos. One girl dress me out of time after 9 p.m., there were like 20 of us. I worked two shifts and the money was good, but there were so many weird rules. One girl had changed the rest of my time as a wild. Mm hmm. Oh god, girls take Iva to get rid of. Yeah. And last one I'm going to read out, uh, poll grip is banned. They said it's because it looks ugly on the chrome. So does falling. Yeah. Haha. Not a great look. Um, okay. Some of the rules that I've had at clubs, so I put my rules in two categories and these are not an exhaust list by any means. So rules from clubs I've been at that I dislike, um, can I ask for tips from customers? No VIP dancers in stage, change room versus vice versa. Um, I understand the concept that you don't want to like flood in when you have like a bunch of your like stuff in there. Um, but like the place I've been, where they like strictly implement it, I'm like, okay, like I need to grab someone's bag, like I should go for like jump in the change room and grab it and go like, right or like if she hasn't had me I can go grab her from the change room or like if they want to dance with that I go grab her like little things like that. Um, having to be fully new by the end of the first private dance is fucking insane to me. I know how to make money. I know how to like get a customer to want more. Don't dictate how I do my private dances. I've had some clubs where you can't take electronic payments and if any club is losing money because of that, we've got people who don't carry cash anymore. Um, rules I actually like that I've had is you must come with your hair and makeup done and dress nicely when walking into work. I appreciate that. I think like that's a little bit more old school and I think it's a respect for like your establishment, it's a respect for being a professional. The minute you're a dancer and you're starting your shift or like entering that club, you are a persona and I think it's, I think it's a good love to come looking hot when you walk a back door, not like, haggard and like, hmm, like becoming someone else in the change room. I don't, I just, I like that. Um, you can sit down for free. I've loved clubs that have like, strongly driven to that and I have like, I get very knowing the clubs that like girls sit with like, for hours just drinking, it's always in me. Um, you can't sit on customer's laps. I love that rule. I think every club should have it. I do not like working at clubs where girls can like fully get in the guys' laps without being paid. That's crazy to me. Um, and then the other one is I worked at clubs where you had to do air dances, the minute your bra or your panties came off and I like that rule, that's a good one. You had, so I want to read that. You had to do air dances. You had to basically do distance between you and the guy as soon as your panties or your bottoms are off. And I like that rule a lot. Yeah. And especially because it was, it was one of the, it was one of the clubs I worked at where rules were very strongly implemented. So you like, could really stand with that saying to them, we're actually not allowed and like bank on it that no other girls you turn your head to were doing it either. Yeah. Right. Like I, I don't mind. These are like those, those four rules, um, coming prepared, not seeing down for free, not seeing customers lapsed for free and air dancing after bra or panties are off. All those rules I think like are there to like make sure people are being paid adequately. And like, I'm all for them as long as the club is like actually strongly implementing them for all dancers. Um, but yeah, I mean, I like rules, I like knowing like what goes, what can't go like knowing that I'm not going to like fuck up if I'm unintentionally. Yeah. But yeah. What are some rules you've had your clubs? I mean, we've worked in a lot of the same places. So a lot of these are sort of echoed, but I did talk about a role, um, podcast, probably like two or three weeks ago, um, when I was, uh, further out east and they had the role where you weren't allowed to say no to drinks and it didn't have to be, um, alcohol. So like, and they had like the small bottles of puree. Yeah. Yeah. No, it doesn't have to be alcohol, um, and I feel like I would have needed to like stick around a little bit longer to see if I liked or disliked that role because I understand wanting to like keep up the, you know, the vibe of the club and, you know, give the customers what they want, but I can totally see it being a detriment if, um, the bartender is uh, overflowed or busy and then you're having to wait around for this drink that you don't really want, but you have to say yes. Yeah. Um, and then a club that I worked on, my very first club that I worked at had for, if you want a VIP dancer, you had to wear certain colors on certain days. Oh, yeah. So yeah, Monday, Tuesday and Saturday were white. Um, Wednesday was red, Thursday was neon, Friday was black and Sunday was bikini. Um, yeah, that's better than I were there. Yeah. And you, you weren't allowed to wear, I mean, it kind of, they say like crop tops or, I think it's changed. It's loosened a little bit now, but like it had to be lingerie or something very similar. And I actually didn't mind that rule. I liked, um, I think what looked really classy, all the VIP girls wearing the same color. It was very uniform. It looked clean. It looked very chic. And it like glows in that black light. Yeah. The white glows. Or like not so recently, I guess they changed it so that every day is white except for, um, except for Sundays. And I, I liked it a little bit less. I, I liked being able to change my outfit depending on the day of the week. I liked wearing different colors, especially obviously liked, um, uh, Fridays where you could wear black or Wednesdays that you could wear red, I thought it was very sexy. And I, and actually the neon too, because it glowed, um, the white, I, I feel like there is just like, not very sexy looking white lingerie out there, because it's all kind of bridal. Yeah. Um, so I liked it a little bit less, but honestly I didn't mind that rule. And then I think if you're a stage girl, you could wear whatever you wanted on the floor, whatever day. And it's sort of like, you know, I don't know, I just, I, I thought it looked very chic and very, um, clean. Yeah. I didn't mind that. Yeah. That club was a little, well, much more strict than I worked there. And every day, if I remember going to something else, there was a good school girl fucking day. I don't like themes. I don't mind you telling me like, like back then it was like, this day's red, there was school girl. I don't remember. Every day was like different. Um, but I don't mind like black on this day, red on this day. That's fine. Um, I hate like themes. Yeah. It has to be school girl, like just a bit like I'm not silly to me. Yeah. My friend worked in Australia and I know in, um, I don't, sorry, I don't know if it was like every Friday or every two weeks or like once a month, um, but they would have fantasy Fridays and what you wore, some sort of like costume I'd say, but it could be as simple as like red lingerie with like a devil, devil wands or something. So it could, it could be anything that you wanted to. It was just sort of like had to be some sort of theme. Right. Yeah. I don't mind that. Yeah. That's cute. It's fun. Yeah. Like, yeah. I mean, I think I just hate the school girl look. Yeah. It's never been something like a favorite of mine. It's also just like weird. Yeah. It's also very particular. Like some guys might really not like school girl. Yeah. Like that is she type of yeah, like can be universal, right? Like no guys are like, I hate a girl wearing red. Yeah. I mean, maybe they will be the less than yeah, but yeah, I, that's, those are the only two that I can think of that are different to what you've, you've said. Right. All right. What did you find on Reddit? Oh, yeah. Other roles? You love your Reddit. I did. So I did. I did a stream from 12 months ago on our desk struck up my obviously favorite Reddit. Great. I just can't. Yeah. Also put what's a dumb role your club has. So this was the question. Okay. Current club has a role that if a customer buys more than two bottles of the champagne, then you have to invite another girl to the table slash VIP room. I'm sorry. What? I'm a champagne pro. I pour every other glass in the bucket, drink slowly and keep refilling it their glass. I can do five plus bottles before I start to feel tipsy and it's honestly awkward when they send someone who isn't on the same level as you to hustle and conversation wise, they can ruin the whole vibe. Yeah. And then some of the responses to this is I like to imagine how dumb rules were put into place and I feel yeah, and I feel like some girls with no hustle was fucking the owner and complaining about never getting guys to buy all of the champagne so they basically forced everyone to include a 100% yes, 100% someone said, I love how you got those details in there too real. And then someone else says, for a different room, you can't work in any other club and have to work every weekend. Oh, I'm surprised we didn't mention that role. I've worked a lot. You can't dance for any other clubs in their vicinity at all, in their province, in their state. I've heard that a lot. Or you can't dance in their competitors. Yeah. Yeah. I know that like different clubs here have different agencies and you can't cross contaminate, I guess, but yeah. Some clubs don't care. Some clubs do care. Yeah. We're independent contractors and my manager is so nasty and controlling as well as the girls who are bullies. You can't sit in the locker room. If the lazy girl wants to sit in the locker room all night, then let them, so the customers and the girls who hustle can actually sit down. You can't leave early and have to work at least eight hours. Again, we're independent contractors and there are too many girls, but my manager is delusional as fuck. So I mean, yeah, that's not a rule, it's like, typically you can't leave early. Like I think the club that we work at is a four hour, four hour rule, but there are exceptions that are made. Yeah. If you're like sick, bad cramps, if you're like, typically like I find most rules unless they're like safety rules, if you're a good worker and like things like that, like, hey, like an emergency, how about I need to leave, like they'll be like understanding, you know, if you have a good rapport, yeah, doing it every day, you're like coming and not making a bag in the first 20 minutes, you're like, no, yeah. And the other clubs where like even the manager's good, some of them are still fine easily. Okay. So yeah, which is kind of sucks though. Yeah. Actually, I should include that is the rule I really like that club I worked at. If you were late, you were fined and yeah, I can try to leave early, you're fined and actually like that. And those things, those things to me, it's like showing respect for a job. You have a clock in time, you have a clock out time, you show up prepared, like, those things I respect. Especially when the club has a quota of girls, because now you've gone in there and they live early and taken a spot. Yeah. Okay. We can only use the bathroom in the locker room, not the bathroom, not the woman's bathroom next to the bar. I understand. Yeah. I do get that. Like, yeah, I can't, I just had that one. Again, it's all about the illusion of like, yeah. We can't work on Friday unless we work one weekday, again, we're independent contractors. But then I understand that too. Let's take all the good shifts. Yeah. And there's clubs that literally schedule you for certain shifts, like day shifts or night shifts. And you have to sort of like earn a Friday, you know, I, I mean, maybe that's like, yeah, I get it. Just work one. I believe the club that I worked at had that role where you had to work at least like one or two other days of the week that aren't just Friday or Saturday. Yeah. Because they don't also want like an influx of women on the weekend and then no one showing their face on a Monday Tuesday. Yeah. I got it. We have to go on stage even if there's one customer, it is even more irritating when they're not tipping. And then someone says a cheat code for that dumb stage rule, use it as a time to stretch. Yeah. I don't want to go on stage. Oh my gosh. Another one here. 30 minute stage sense. It's not too hard. We don't play so we're 20 plus. Yeah. Yeah. It's not too hard. No, but I, I'm not sure if this person is like a feature dancer. I think this might just be like getting grilled on it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got some slow assets coming out. Yeah. Slow songs. They said that the clubs close now. You're not allowed to ask for tips and Detroit, you have to be wearing a robe or have your butt covered while you're not on stage. You have to stay until close. Recently, they've offered to make girls with W2 employment if they wish. This is an option for you or money from every stage that has to be swept up by security and given to the office to hold on to for seven to 30 days. You absolutely have to work five days a week for a full eight hours. No exceptions. If you call out, you must have an excused note. Our customer can only use their bank card when they purchase, the purchase is $220 or higher. $220 is weird. $220 is a odd number. When this happens, it now must be recorded for a 10, a 1099, I guess that's some sort of tax form. Okay. And we have to show them our social security number on a tax document to get paid for that one, paid for that dance. Okay. So we used to be able to smoke weed on the patio, but then your new role is that weed is now banned because one dancer decided to fuck it up for everybody. My old club, I always thought the role of we can't ask for electronic tips was done. Yes, we've discussed this. And then another person says, "Aside from pieces that would require taking off your shoes to remove, you must take off everything on stage except for your pennies, no skirts, no one pieces, not even a garter unless they're hooked to something." On weekends or busy nights, we dance for three minute songs, three, three minute songs on all five polls at the club back to back. We end up on the stage for 45 minutes. Oh. Yeah, that's a lot. Yeah. The customer is out of the country, the club holds our money for 30 days in case he gets a refund from his bank. I've never had it happen, but I'm assuming if they do, you do not get that money. Oh, is from out of the country, sorry. No sitting upstairs, despite the fact that we have a bar and tables up there, yes, we do have employees up there and do VIP up there, so it's not like it's isolated and unsafe. You can't leave stage until the next girl shows up, which is normally fine, except if they forget to take a girl out of rotation when they're in VIP or leave. Oh my God, so you're just up there forever. And if there's three busy girls called up in a row, you're usually stuck on that stage for the whole time because they often don't pay enough attention to skip the next girl. I've been stuck on stage for 30 minutes mid-July with no working AC because of this. You have to clock in and once you're there and once you're dressed. If you're there before 10, you usually have to hunt down the manager both times, which could take up to 15 minutes or more. Customers can't order drinks to their VIP rooms unless they're spending more than $600, even if they pay separately for drinks. I want to let that one person, but I want to know how these rooms lie. Yeah, there's one more that I'm going to end on here. No double dances. My friend and I have a customer who comes in a couple times a month and gets a ton of back-to-back nudes with us. Saturday night DJ came running into our booth and told us we had to stop the onus' no more double dances. Needless to say, the customer threw a fit saying that this is bullshit and he wants us both at once, which is because he was spending $80 a song, half of which goes right into the onus pockets. The owner is an idiot who makes a ton of bad business decisions, but this takes the cake. I know. We would never survive at this club. No. So thank you again, Riddit. I do suggest signing up to the stripper thread if you are on Riddit. It's great. There's like cushions, tips, rants and raves. Or don't because then you'll know all of our content that we're going to share. Also thank you to all listeners who send in your responses to the polls. Even if I don't read them online, I still read them and I share them with Riley and we have a chocolate and appreciation for them. So thank you for always responding to those and thank you for exotic angels for giving us the prompt. And our next poll, look out for it, is do you use earplugs in the club? Yeah. Just curious because Riley's ears be re-in after all these late nights at work lately. Yeah. I've noticed that my hearing has gone down. I mean it doesn't help that you mumble a little bit and then also I assume I can hang you when you're using the hand dryer and I'm in the other room. But I definitely have noticed that I'm finding it harder and harder to decipher words. And so I have earplugs. I should be using them more but I just find it so hard to like hear people in the club when I'm wearing them. Yeah, I just removed mine if like they're talking me. Yeah. It went out and then also to be honest I don't really want to hear most people so I smile and I think really tell they're getting into conversations and then I'll actually take mine out. But I quite enjoy having my name the last couple of times when I worked and I threw them in. Yeah. It's like my own little world. Yeah. I got those loop experience ones or something that you can specifically hear people but it's still harder. So I'm just wondering have you noticed your hearing going down from the club which earplugs do you use? Do you use the modal? Yes. Look for those on the Instagram stories. I will put those out soon for next week. And before we let you go I found some quizzes that all cowboy deemed to kind of wrap up are weeks of stampede and cowboying, cow-girling. So the first quiz is spend a day as a true cowgirl/cowboy to reveal your inner western aesthetic. So the first one is more than partner. What's your name? Colton Montana Wyatt Jolene Phoenix or Aspen? I'm going to go with Montana. I'm going to go with Phoenix. I love that name. What's your dress and like? The first one is turquoise and black get up. The next one is her hair in like soft waves with tassel jacket. Yeah suede, brown suede tassel jacket. The next one is an all black high neck jacket. The other one is a jean pants with a plaid vest style top. The other one is her typical cowboy jean jacket with a cowboy hat and the other one is a jean jacket style dress. I'm going to do the, I love French, I'm going to go with the French jacket. Tassels, yeah. I'm going to do the jean jacket dress. What's for brisket? What's for breakfast? Biscuits and gravy? Oh gosh. How do you say that? I'm not Spanish. Oh my churros. Yeah. Every fried potatoes, cornbread, grits hash brown. I'm going to do the French churros. That's what I would do too but you know what? I do love cornbread too though. I do love grits. I'll do grits. Saddle up, which horse is yours? So there's a beautiful white horse jean cantor, a lighter brown horse, a chestnut clade horse, a dark brown horse, a black horse, another white horse that's more of a gray color and then a black and brown horse. I'm going to do the black and brown horse. I love a nice chestnut horse so that'll be my big. What's its name? Boone, Dakota, Cassie, Ridge, Watcha? Or Dusty. I'm going to go Ridge. I'm going to Dakota. I can't be Montana with Dakota, that's bonkers. Where are you taking them? The one is a show like a show jumping, one is a trail, one is a beautiful field of mountains, one is a kind of beach, gravel trail to a beach looks like. Another one is another kind of field but more like hay style field and the other one is a forest. I'm going to do the open green pasture with mountains. I'm going to do this forest with the sun coming through. Time for a break. What view are you looking at? You're looking over a valley. Lake and mountains. Another lake, but you're on that level with like gorgeous autumn-colored trees. One is a beach, one is sort of a old style like town, old town. Greenfield or almost like a desert-y mountain range. I'm going to do the beach. I'm going to do the item leaves across the pond. I've lent you a pack. Oh boy. You've lost a lot. I know. You're so uncultured. I'm going to butcher that. It's like, I'm going to read out to you guys and then you guys are going to yell at Apple Speakers. It's C-H-I-L-A-Q-U-I-L-E-S. I would say just like, "Do you like Gila?" Gila? Gila? Gila? Gila? I would, but I was probably totally fucking wrong. Cold pork sandwiches, beef brisket, baked beans and coleslaw, beef stew or potato salad. Okay. What did you think it was? Gila Kile. It was pretty close I think. Gila Kile's. Gila Kile's. I mean, this is like... Gila Kile's. Okay, so I was writing it. Yeah. I didn't include the S. Go meet in my culture. I'm going to do the beef stew. I'm going to do the pulled pork sandwich. I do love... I love beef brisket too. Yeah, I know. I love... I love lunch. I love food. What are you doing now? Swimming that this is post taking our... This is a dog for a walk. Take our horse. All right. All right. Swimming in the lake, practicing dressage, picking wildflowers, hitting the nearest town, straightening up the barn, or working on show jumping. Swimming in the lake. 100%. Swimming in the lake. What's been in a now? Coffee revs, Dutch oven pot roast, grilled vegetables, cast iron, mac and cheese, or sourdough biscuit. I mean, I love steak and I love ribs. Yeah, it smells good. Oh, I'm going to do ribs. I would do a steak or Dutch oven pot roast, because I'd fuck with that too. I'll do... I'll do rib. I'll do steak for us. Okay. What's for dessert? Peach cobbler, bread pudding, pecan pie, cinnamon rolls, blueberry muffin, or Dutch baby pancakes. I'm going to do a peach cobbler. Good call. I'm going to do... Oh, pecan pie. I'm going to do... I know. I'm going to do bread pudding. I haven't bread pudding in a long time. What's up? Jam half day. I know. Oh, my God. What's your next activity? Oh, another one. Going to the saloon, having a beer, having a bonfire on the beach. I'm going to do bar gazing in the mountains, growing on a 4 stroll, going on a 4 stroll, tending to the garden, or practicing dressage. Jam, one person is just really practicing dress, Ajay. I'll go... I mean, I love a bonfire, but I might go to the saloon. I'm in the bonfire, but take a load off. I'd be between... I'd be saloon bonfire or a star gazing. Yeah. But I'll do bonfire. Lastly, which bedroom are you sleeping in? So one looks very cabin-y, but classy cabin with a quilted emerald green bed frame. Like a velvet bid almost? Yeah. The next one is a day bed, and a kettle that's outside or inside. Inside a barn? Maybe. Like a day bed with a mosquito netting over it. The next one doesn't really show the bed, but it's a very cool industrial/rustic combo kind of house. Yep. The next one is a very almost more bare bones classic cabin style. The next one is white and blue, pretty much like a basic classic home bedroom. And then the next one looks more like a beach kind of style with a lot of linen and white. Yeah. I think I'm going to do the green velvet bed. It doesn't matter. I'm going to do the rustic slash, like, how do you spell the rustic modern? I guess so. It's like fully cement, and then it has this beautiful brown, like ranch sliding door. Yeah, that's pretty nice. I got the vintage saloon. This aesthetic revolves around rustic saloons and bars, edgy tattoos, and dramatic entrances. Oh. I'm the rustic rant, I guess my aesthetic, I actually like this one. This western aesthetic is sort of like the autumn chic of cowboy culture. Dusty trails, orange leaf forests, golden prairies, you name it. I have a dabble with that. Rustic chic. Okay. And then we have two more, should we do them because our last episode was a little shorter with a little extra. Yeah. I like the quizzes. I think we should do the middle one last because I think that's the most fun. Okay. So our next one is sit down and hold on to your horse's partner, you're about to find out what type of cowboy you really are. Can you do that? No. I feel like I did a couple of like, I can't at all, a week ago, when I was reading. So as I, probably before you jump, jump into the circle dance, I don't know why I tell you all lady, I don't know why you aged 45, how about me is old? Okay. Which horse would you like? A chestnut one with white feet, a oldest fuck when you're on the brain or a black one with white feet, a spotted brown and white one, pure white one, and then a pure like darker brown one. I'm going to go the spotted one. I'm going to do the white horse this time. What's your signature item? Settle, boots, guitar, bandana, hat or lasso? I'm going to go with a hat. I'm going to do a, I'm going to do boots. Okay. We're just, I carry a salad right there. How about a catchphrase? This town ain't big enough. Look at the both of us. Howdy partner. Yeehaw. This ain't my first rodeo, darn tune, what in the donation? I have to go one in the tarnation. Very welcome for that. Yeah. A gift from us to you. Do I do Yeehaw or this ain't my first rodeo? I think it doesn't. I don't know. I do say that. All right. And it sends it to ride off into. They're kind of just all looking pretty much the same, so we're not going to try to describe them. But I'm going to do the beach sets that I am. No, I'm not actually. Okay. I'm going to do this sunset that's like through, it looks like, yeah, it's like purple and yellow and red. And it's like through like a national park it looks like. That's like stone sculptures. Yeah. Why did you become a cowboy? I hate staying in one place for too long to help people and wanted in too many towns. I'm getting revenge for the vibe, for the adventure. You know, when I was little and people ask you like, what do you want to be when you grow up? I always say cowboy, cowboy is the first job I ever wanted. You know, I'll do one more time. I was. Yeah. What are you going to do for the adventure? And I shouldn't call you weird because I used to say I want to be an Egyptologist, archaeologist, and I literally learned how to rehire cliff eggs. So I was also plucking it. I'm going to say, for the vibe, for the vibe, where are you sleeping? One is like a double layer, double level, like very rustic looking house. And like kind of like smaller. The other one is like your classic wooden cab, or like wood cabin, I think, with a wrap round kind of porch it looks like, or my scene things, maybe a scene things. Other one is like, look like you're in a cave, but I want to look for your typical farm house. I want to look for your typical farm house. I want to look for a teepee and then sleep is for the peak. I'm going to do the brick farm house, I think. Okay. I'm going to do the typical cabin looking one, I guess. How will you make a living? Herding cattle, living off the land, bounty hunting, running a saloon in my free time. People will pay me to take care of their horses or turning criminals into the shearer. I ain't no nog, so I'll run a saloon. I'm going to bounty hunt. And finally pick a cowboy name, rattlesnake, mountain molly or mountain max, the lone wolf, cactus cow or cactus carol, the silver shooter, or my current name works just fine things. I kind of want to be called rattlesnake, I'm going to be a silver shooter. I'm a classic cowboy. So am I. Your cowboy life is all about helping the damsel in distress, noble rides into the sunset and buying your trusty horse the best shoes. You probably think you're rotten underneath your golden facade, but trust me when I say partner would be lost without you. Don't speak for me, I don't think I'm rotten. You probably think you're a piece of shit, but you might not be. All right, and one last one before we head off to the stampede with our new cowboy. I just did it. I can go by hot and cold. Save us more names, we've been here too long. Let's get his guns really over the sun. All right, last one here. Let's go back to the wild wild west and find out what cowboy crime you've committed. What's your preferred mode of transportation in the wild west? A trusty steed, I'd rather stay on the foot, a sturdy wagon or the fastest horse in the country. Trusty steed in the county. I'm going to do that horse. A fast horse. A fast horse. A fast horse. What's your go-to accessory for a night out at the saloon? A wide-brimmed hat, shiny spurs of course. I don't need no fancy accessories or a sleek pair of gloves. I'm going to do a sleek pair of gloves. I'm going to do my spurs. You can't people. Yeah, 100%. What's your favorite way to pass the time in a small frontier town? Play a high-stakes game of cards, take in the sights and sounds of the rodeo, enjoy a quiet drink at the local watering hall or show off my quest drinks, girls. Quiet drink, local watering hall. I will take this out of the rodeo. If you had to choose which wild west stereotype do you identify with the most? The fearless rodeo rider, the lone gunslinger, the hardworking rancher or the sharp-witted cod-shop sharp. Fealous rodeo rider. Hallelujah. You're a lone gun. I think you're the car sharp. I would do the fearless rodeo rider. Oh, you just wanted that one. Yep. I think that definitely has a microphone on it and you're the sharp-witted. Probably, yeah, cards up your sleeve. What's your strategy for handling high-stakes situations, ride-in guns, blazers? Stay calm and think of my feet. Use my quick reflexes to out-maneuver the competition or keep a straight face and out-wit them. I feel like- I would think you're the keeper straight face and out-wit them. Yeah. And I'd dance, stay calm and think on my feet. That's your preferred method of communication, preferred, preferred method of communication in the wild west, delivering a handwritten letter, shouting from a distance. Relaying messages through trusted messengers are sending us smokes at all. With my hearing, I'm going to do sheltering for a distance. And a distance is a foot away. Relaying, I'll deliver a letter because I don't trust nobody to send a message for me. How do you handle tense situations in a wild west saloon? Use your quick-wet to defuse the tension. Find a discrete exit and avoid confrontation. Nice. Stand tall and make your presence known or keep a watchful eye on the room and assess the situation. I'm going to get out of there. I am going to keep a watchful eye on the room and assess the situation. What's your approach to navigating treacherous terrain? Analyze the surroundings and find the safest path. Use your experience with the lay of the land to find the best route. Proceed with caution taking each step carefully or trust your instincts and forge ahead fearlessly. I'm going to use my experience with the lay of the land. They had trust my instincts. What's your preferred method of celebrating a successful venture in the wild west, showing a meal with trusted companions, throw a ruckus. Ruckus, is that how you spell ruckus? Yes, ma'am. Party at the locus land. Ma'am, drink juice. On the darnation. That's how you spell ruckus. It's amazing. True, yourself, do a special luxury or indulgence or enjoy a quiet moment of reflection by the campfire while I'm losing it. I'm going to share a meal with trusted companions. I would. Yeah. You don't want to, I'll be there with you. I got the polka pot heist. I'm Carol Rustlin. What do you got? Polka pot heist. You're the master. You have guards up here, please. You're the master man behind a polka heist. Your shot mine and quick whip make you a force to be reckoned with at the card table. I get, my crime would be a cattle rustling. It's all about cattle rustling for you. You've got a knack for strategic thinking and know how to get what you want. No, we're not wrong, please. And that's how we are wanted in the wild, wild, quick. This is my Shiasper. Okay. I'm not okay. Yeah. Are we really going too far into our absence and lose all sense? We're going to let you out. So that will be it for this episode. Thank you so much for listening. As always, find us on Instagram at 50 plus a tip pod, such five zero plus a tip pod or email at 50 plus a tip at gmail.com. Send us any DMS or emails with any questions, comments, stories, you can get advice. We love getting all of that. I love when you guys take us an Instagram stories or send us posts. You think are funny. We should talk on. So send those our way. 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