Kap & J. Hood
7/25 8 AM: Dealbreakers
[MUSIC] Good morning and welcome in to the Captain J. Good morning show on ESPN 1000 and streaming on the ESPN Chicago app with David Kaplan, Jonathan Hood with you. It's a deal breakers Thursday. We got deal breakers coming your way at 835. But first, shot or no shot brought to you by that the ESPN Betna Live in Illinois download the ESPN Bet app. You have $100 and three bets when you make any sports book that that that good morning to Shay and double you know that good morning boys on a deal breakers Thursday. How we feeling? Great man. I got a geography lesson in our last segment. I know where Los Angeles is now. That is correct. Yes. How about that, Shay? I didn't know USC was there too. Yeah, you learned something new every day. I'm in LA. He just froze, man. Fros. Yeah, I mean, that's tough. And you know, why is he looking at it? I don't know. You got to have something prepared. You know, you're immediate days. You know, you're going to be on the podium. You know, you're speaking to a full room. Why are you winging the speech? You can wing it if that's what you do. Like if I was up there, I would wing it. So would you. Yeah. Yeah. I got to give a speech Wednesday to all the Evans scholars, the caddies in the area up at Bryn Mawr country. That's what I do. That's what you do. If Deshawn was nervous, Deshawn should, well, note cards here. All right. Our quarterback is a senior. He's from St. Francis to sales, and he's excited to be coming back to the Midwest. We're in LA. Well, it's not where we're in LA. It's a bad take. Don't understand. That's a bad take, Jesse. It's his first year as a head coach, just for context where Deshawn Foster. But the point is though, is that that's an SID. That's on Foster but also on the SID. You've got to be able to give him the amount of tools so he can work with it. Read this coach. Yeah, but the SID then says to coach, you want me to help you put some comment? No, I'm good. I'm good. I got this. And then he gets up there and goes, oh God, I don't. That assembled media. We're in LA. And nobody helped him, by the way. It wasn't like the media was laughing. They were just stunned waiting for him because they've been there all day because right now these things are so boring. Well, the big 10, I mean, it's got 80, 85 teams on it. So now it's a three or four day event. Right. So now they're just like, okay, another coach, roll them in. Ah, here we go. What's he going to say? Oh God, he's not saying anything. Do you're in headlights? Man, I'm just excited. What? Probably smokes. You need some help here. That was not good, man. We're in LA. Damn. Here's Shay Norley in Chicago. All right, let's get started with shot or no shot. Hey, Carmen yesterday. Started the show offering up what I thought was a fabulous player A versus player B comparison. All right. What did I say? I would like to offer it to the two of you. So stay with me if you have to jot this down quickly. You know, I love a good yellow pad. A couple of running backs. Player A was 14th, 14th in the NFL and yards per carry, 52nd in yards after contact per attempt, 41st in yards per route run, 38th in past blocking by PFF and 36th in yards over expected per attempt. Player B was 10th in yards per attempt, 15th in yards per after contact per attempt, 32nd in yards per route. We're on 33rd in PFF's past blocking and 18th in yards over expected per attempt shot or no shot. You would rather have player B. I have no idea. I love you dearly. That's a horrible question. I just offered your rankings. Um, is a Khalil Herbert? Player A is not Khalil Herbert. Is Khalil Herbert in this question? I feel like it is. Player A's DeAndre Swift, Player B's Khalil Herbert. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. So how about, how about that, Cap? Yeah, I go ahead. You're already a guy. Describe was in front of us right now. Hey, I got a pause. You're not distracted. Yeah, there is a gentleman holding a bottle of either vodka or wine who has walked up the, uh, what would you call it? The L, the L casing. Like the shelter of the L. Yeah, the shelter of the L. Yeah. He is hammered. He is all the way on the top. He is now like, he's trying to surf. He's trying to surf down like a surfer with his arms out, holding a bottle of wine. And I know he's going to go down and whack his head. Okay, he made it to the back to the, he's still standing on it, but I don't think he's going to fall. Can't remember you had a crate challenge a few years back. Yes, that's exactly right. My God. I mean, I don't know how else to describe him, but he cracked out Cat Williams. If you can figure out a bigger Cat Williams really on crack. I mean, that's, that's what he looks like crack Williams crack Williams. I fully expected we were gonna, I was at the grab my phone and called 911 to get an ambulance because I thought he was gonna fall and basically die from 12 feet up in the back is whack. 15 feet. God. I knew he was safe because he did it yesterday morning before you guys got here. Oh, did it? Yeah. Oh, so he's becoming a daily occurrence. I enjoyed the crack Olympics here. And that's how Chicago very good. Holy cow. Okay, so that's how the metal we get. And he just posted us. You see that? I just see the toast. Yeah, lifted the bottle up to a drink. He's having a good time. We've done. But the guy who smokes weed out front was just nonplussed by it. He was nonplussed. That's a great way to put it. You just, you just land against the same structure, just like, looks like do about to break his head. All right. Just another day. And he was happy with the yesterday is it's something so it's funny that you bring up that it seemed like one of these was going to be Khalil Herbert. And you say it's number two. I chose a and you said Swift was a right and that's in that scenario. Swift is player a ranked lower than Khalil Herbert in every single one of these categories. It's funny. So I chose a I could smell a bulldog from miles away. Swift. I have no idea. So I will pass on an answer. So it's a shot. I would take I would I would take a you would take a you take the guy that ranked lower in all of the categories. I like the experience. I'm going to trust that Ryan Paul's evaluation for whatever those categories are that I can remember that you said is better than pro football freakin focus. It's not all PFF. It's raw rankings. Yards per carry is not a PFF step. They do their evaluations. I'll trust my GM over a bunch of stats. Thank you. Since you asked me the question I gave you a How about that? Cat passed. Yeah, that's fine. Understands the game. Good. Go right ahead. What's that? Horrible question. Adam Shapiro wrote up the Bears pass rush, which has been the most question unit this off season. He highlighted Austin Booker has showed a little more than maybe expected as a fifth round draft choice so far at camp. He wrote that Booker is winning often at the line of scrimmage and not just with his hands or his power without pads, but he's also beating guys off the line with speed. And that could translate when the pads come on. So shot or no shot. The best case scenario for the Bears pass rush is a good Austin Booker. Well, well, um, who wrote this? Shapiro, Shapiro. He was that Steve? Not that. Shapiro. Oh my god, different. He's steal hoodies bit either. Got this guy this morning. He's stealing hoodies bit. He won't answer shot or no shot questions. It's getting distracted by shenanigans going on outside the studio. Look, I've seen. Chip your Marcus Walker is in amazing shape. Durvon Dexter, who's more of an interior defender has been it got himself in what he called marathon shape. So they're going to be able to push the pocket from different angles and different spots. Plus Montes sweat. If this kid as a rookie could do that as a fifth round pick, we saw who's the kid that got two and a half sacks in his first game as a pro. Thomas Demarcus Demetrius Domini. Domini. Domini. Yes, that's all right. Yeah, it's it's, you know, similar black names. They got sound the same, huh, honey? Yeah. He got two and a half sacks and we haven't heard from him since. DeAndre. So we'll, uh, reserve the right to evaluate him as it goes on, but it's a good thing to hear that he's really playing one camp. I get a lot of D. Yes. D as Dominic Robinson. Yes. Now here's, here's the thing, Cap. We're so hyper focused on what's happening with Caleb Williams and with Roma Dunes. A that one, two punch, right? Mm hmm. The hope is, is that Austin Booker can be a guy, not just some special teams guy, but someone that they can mold and shape where he can be a factor. Young legs can be a can be a factor on that defensive line. That's a hope. You just don't want it to just be those two. It'd be great if it's those two, but also you want to get them from a, um, a gaje and also from Austin Booker. So that would help on the pass rush. The hope is that Booker can be a guy. Hopefully that's it. I'd love to see it. Love to see it. I know a j-hawk on the 7th floor that it's also rooting for him as well. Danny Z, man. Yep. I didn't know they had football Kansas. Here's Shay Norris. Oh, stop. They might win the big 12. Okay. Good luck with that. You know what that is? We win the big 12 this year. That's like a buck 75 on the L. Well, yeah. It's not what it was. No Texas or Oklahoma. We really cares. You know, find it a quarter in the gutters. Seriously. That's it. Go ahead. Might as well be a group of five conference at this point. Speaking of that bum, does he have a quarter? He needs on. Go ahead. All right. The Cubs locally were in the news this week after President Jed Hoyer said any moves at the deadline were going to be for future years. Despite apparently waving the white flag, the Cubs were only three and a half games out when Jed said this. There was a small contingent of fans holding on to some belief they could still turn this around. I remember reading Ian Hap said the onus was on the team to make Jed's decision more difficult. I think he said the same thing last year for what it's worth. But then they lost two of three to Milwaukee and they now sit five out in the wild card standings. Shot or no shot. The season is officially over. That's a shot. That'll be all. That'll be all. That'll be all. And they've been let down by their front office and they had to have to wear this. They have to wear it. As this offense started to become more and more broken through May, early June, they chose to do nothing to fix it. Nothing. Zippo to their credit. They did fix their bullpen. Porter Hodge comes up. They acquire Tyson Miller. They keep running different guys in there and out of there. And they've been really good. But guess what? You did nothing for your offense. You put a bad team together on poor roster construction and that falls right on your desk. You know who wishes that they had the Cubs pitching teams that are trying to stay afloat? Like the pirates, for instance, pirates can't hit. But that's one thing or the Reds or even the Giants just put this pitching staff on some of those teams that have some kind of hitting. They're going to the playoffs. Oh my God. That's the problem here. Yep. In the month of July, the bullpen and the starting rotation has held their own. But when you can't hit, this is what it looks like. Yeah. You're dead in the water now. It's all over. That'll be it's five. It's five games behind now. And by the way, the temerity of the Chicago Cubs playing such horrible baseball offensively for them to have a day off today. You don't deserve a day off. Go right into Kansas City. That's the schedule. I don't care. You already had the all star break. It's like the Cubs need a day off. Keep grinding. They don't deserve a day off today. Well, just stopping Des Moines on the way and play the triple A team. Triple A team would be better. Probably. They would knock the pile of the ball. You watch them on marquee. They do. Although Canario got carted off the other day. That's good. By the way, their triple A announcer is very good. Alex Cohen. Very good. Very good. Excellent. Like refreshing on the broadcast. I've just been doing the Mets for years. It's not. Oh my god. Enough. It's not Gary Cohen. Oh, sorry. Be a hell of a fall, by the way. Met to the triple A cup. The retirement kick. That's like driving a golf cart around as the Ranger. Oh my god. You go from MLB announcer to the triple A. He's excellent. Why I heard when I'm like, have you been here before? Yeah, he's really good. You're so comfortable of like, you sound like a 10 year veteran in the big leagues. Yeah. He's very, very good. I enjoyed that. That's off Alex Cohen. Nice job, buddy. Very good. Mark Potash was with us and it was a great conversation. Go back to the first hour of the ESPN Chicago app and listen to our conversation with Potzy. We got around the NFL. Don't forget it's a deal breakers Thursday that comes you at 835. Captain Jay Hood. weekday morning seven to 10. Follow Chicago's home for sports on Twitter at ESPN 1000. Cap and Jay Hood are back on ESPN Chicago Chicago's home for sports. We're both sucks. He sucks. I'm just a fan. I'm not a football about it. I love the Green Bay pack. This is not Detroit man. This is the Super Bowl. I love when he starts to come. This is a really thickly built guy. I mean, what's and so you're looking for all these things here. It's time to go around the NFL right here on the cap and Jay Hood morning show on a ESPN 1000 and streaming on the ESPN Chicago app. With you till 10 o'clock that Mike Greenberg comes in at 10 Carmen Yerko 12 to 1 into White Sox baseballs that take on the Rangers. Goldman Hamaker radio, baby. A one o'clock pregame here on the home of the White Sox ESPN 1000 after the game waddling Sylvie and then Jeff and Tom would bears weekly at 6.30 and then blacking up Dallas 7.30 to 8. By the way, shot off Carmen de Falco. He put a tweet out yesterday and I was like, took my breath away. Combine record of the four major Chicago sports teams, Hawks, Bulls, Cubs, Sox, and Jan one of this year. 112, 185 and four, 379 winning percentage, not a single team over 500 bears, please. Great. Around the NFL. Here's Shay Norley. Shane. All right. The 33rd team put out a redraft of the 2023 NFL draft. We're in the pandemic. Yeah, Bill Simmons bits flying at you from the 33rd team. Look, training camps might be open hoodie, but it is still July. It is. And Bill Simmons bits go a long ways for a lot of these outlets. You know what? I love a redraft. I do too. It's so great. It's interesting in retrospect, Cap. So let's go look back at last year's draft. All right. So I want to start with the number one pick. I imagine this is consensus. No brainer. Who would have gone number one last year with the benefit of hindsight? Yeah. See the strap. Yeah. See the shroud went number one in the 33rd team's redraft. It's just with as good as he was. Maybe he wouldn't have been as good after Carolina takes him instead of Houston, but there's no question. He was the best quarterback in the draft. Well, reportedly Scott Fitterer, the deposed GM formerly of the Panther, wanted C.J. Stroud and the owner, David Tapper, after a lengthy meeting, one on wall with Coach Saban, went with Bryce Show. So C.J. Stroud won instead of Bryce Young, too. I too ended up being Anthony Richardson. No. Really? Too early. Who only got a sample size? I told you that one NFL coach I ran into in Vegas said best quarterback in the draft talent-wise is Anthony Richards. It's got to be Skoronski. People loved him in the draft. Remember that last year? Skoronski, I don't know if Western. Yep. He's a solid player for Tennessee. Yeah. So, Anthony Richardson too. What do you, can I frame it this way just off of quarterback value and see if I can move you a little bit? Okay. So you know Houston needs a quarterback. They're picking too. They took C.J. Stroud in the draft. And don't you feel like the small sample size of Anthony Richardson looking good and being that physical specimen is a little bit better than the large sample size of Bryce Young being asked? You are correct. However, I'm digging my heels in. On Anthony Richardson, not thinking he's going to be that good. That's me. I'm digging my heels in. All the way until I'm wrong. He's talented cat, man. I don't know that. I was not wild about him at Florida like Alex Brownwood. I was not, but he was pretty damn good when he was healthy with the Colts. It's fast. That's for sure. So, okay. We'll roll with Richardson at two, but Che, you know how it is. You watch college football and you believe? Nope. He'll not be any good. I'm still wrong with Justin Herbert, by the way. I know. I was just going to say I felt that way about Herbert and look how long I was. You know what? Maybe some of these guys who are just physical talents and get stuck at schools like Florida. You know what? I'm not going to make this mistake in the future. I like Anthony Richardson a lot as a pro. It is what it is. All right. Next. Number three was Will Anderson. I'm going to take you through the top five and then I have a couple questions. Will Anderson goes where Will Anderson basically went. He went two to Houston. In this case, he goes three to Houston. Okay. Number four was a bit of a riser up five spots from number nine. Jalen Carter, defensive tackle, Georgia. He went all the way to four slipped because of character concerns, but I mean, he was a dominant force. Okay. Now, imagine him on the bear say because we talked about this like a whole off season. Right. Jalen Carter issues. Would you draft him? Would you not draft him? And he was good as advertised. I watched him pretty good. Very talented cat. All right. So we've gone CJ Stroud one by a mile. Anthony Richardson two. Yep. Who is three? Will Anderson. Will Anderson three had a very good year and now Jalen Carter. Okay. Properly placed at three and that's where he's drafted Houston three. Correct. And so Jalen Carter. I mean, Shay, we talked about it. We knew that he was going to be a difference maker. You just want to make sure his off the field was going to be sound. What we said, with perspective, we said he's going to the right situation, going to Philadelphia because of all the veterans around them. He would be Saranawood veterans. Those guys would say, keep your nose clean with the bears. It was so young. Who knows what would happen. Correct. Who knows. Correct. But proper right team, great player. He will be a great player in the league. He was a great player last year. He's dominant for them. rotational guy, but step then six sacks, two forced bumbles, pressure machine, even in limited work. Really good. Go dogs. Devin Witherspoon went fifth and the redraft. He also went fifth in real life. That's your top five. I went through the entire redraft and I charted the difference between the actual draft position of each player and where they went in the redraft. Who do you think fell the furthest from their actual draft position to where they went in the redraft? Bryce Young is not Bryce Young. Okay, I'm thinking about the guys and I'll have it in front of me, Shay. So I'm just going to guess. Uh, is it Darnell right? It is Darnell right. Darnell right dropped from 10th to 27th. Oh God. Why? They had the bears at 10 selecting, uh, right tackle Anton Harrison out of Oklahoma, who did have a marginally better year. He allowed two fewer sacks, committed four fewer penalties than Darnell right. I think it's hard to argue that Anton Harrison wasn't the best tackle in this draft. Holy smokes. But why would he fall that far? He had a pretty good year and he was banged up on top of it. Well, what did we do? You recall our conversation about Darnell right before the draft before he's drafted? Strong raw talent and anchor on Tennessee. It's all about health and, you know, how good he could be on the next level, but 27th. Think about that. Sweet Lou Riddick had him as the best offensive lineman in the draft and said he's a sure-fire all-pro. The reasoning that the 33rd team is giving is basically down to versatility and value for the future, which is Anton Harrison's a really good tackle and he performed really well last season. He can also play the left side. So when the clock's up on your left tackle, or if you have somebody like Braxton Jones that you don't trust a ton and you had Anton Harrison, you could move him over. Whereas Darnell right is exclusively a right tackle and there is less value than that unless you have a lefty quarterback. So, so we are understanding this. Skoronski is higher than him on this list, right? Peter Skoronski, the offensive tackle for Northwestern? Yes, Skoronski was higher. Skoronski did not move at all. He went number 11 and he was number 11 in the redress. And Tennessee kicked him inside the guard. So, I want you to think about this now, Cap. Christian Gonzales from The Patriots the Corner. Emmanuel forms the corner for the Washington commanders. Will McDonald, Roderick Jones, Jackson Smith and Jigba all higher than Darnell right? That's surprising to me. As for risers, who do you think rose the most in the draft? From their actual position to where they were taken in the redraft? And it's only first round, right? Nope. Pukka Nakua. It is Pukka Nakua. It went from 177 to 7, a 170 spot rise. Yeah? The question, is 7 high enough? Would Pukka have actually gone earlier than that if people knew what he was? So, you know how this draft works? It's a run on quarterbacks and then a run on something else. Would the wide receiver be taking that high in that particular draft? We just went through it this year with Adunze and he was... Boy, he had a hell of a year. I mean, a stunt. So, do you think that he'd be drafted before Bijon Robinson, for instance, who's drafted eighth overall? Yes. Okay. What do you think, Shay? Like, higher than Jameer Gibbs, higher than Bijon Robinson? Yeah, definitely. And I was surprised because Bijon Robinson and Jameer Gibbs on this list both qualify as fallers. Jameer Gibbs dropped 11 spots from 12 to 23. Bijon Robinson fell four spots from eight to 12. They had the lions selecting Bijon and Jameer Gibbs went somewhere with the 23rd pick. So, they're saying the lions would take Bijon over to Jameer Gibbs? I don't believe that. I do believe that. If the opportunity had arisen, Bijon wasn't on the board for the lions, but they would have taken Bijon over Gibbs. I'm not so sure about that because I watched the thing with Brad Holmes, your GM up there, and he said, "That was the guy." Well, he's from Detroit. Yeah, of course, it's sad that it was about the player that they got though. I think if you fed them truth serum and you could switch them right now, Bijon Robinson and Jameer Gibbs for nothing, you can just trade them piece for piece, they would take Bijon. Well, can we agree that Nakua is the best wide receiver in the draft? Absolutely. In the first round. Better than Smith and Jigba, better than Quinton Johnson, better than Zay Flowers. Yes. Better than Jordan Addison. Yes. Okay. So, I would say, Shay, for me, he would be in the top eight. Yeah, and they have seven. Yeah. So, I mean, but it just shows you the diamond and the rough, right? But of course, we know who could get Nakua. I mean, let's be honest. System wide receiver. We will. Why? All right, let's get to it. I'm just saying, Shay, if we say that about the quarterback, can we say that about other positions on the field? System wide receiver. System defensive lineman. Can we do that, Shay? Well, Wattle was a system wide receiver. That's a compliment. Plug and play. Tommy could play in anything. Guy had the hands of God. He was amazing. Hands of God. Did you say what you said? Yes. Jay Moore. Tommy, it was amazing. I was just listening to you guys. You heard what he said, right? Yeah. He said that Tom had the hands of God. He didn't drop anything. Damn. Deal Breakers. God doesn't fumble. Okay. Oh, that is Tommy Wattle. I guess we'll never know. Okay. Okay. Deal Breakers is right around the corner on the Captain J. Hood wanted show. Welcome back to Captain J. Hood. You're officially locked in. On Chicago's home for sports. ESPN Chicago. We all have to make choices in sports and in life. It could be running on third down. You ran the same third down situation, and you ran the same place twice. You're getting paid for that. I cannot believe the call. We're managing finances. This country, you've got to make the money for it. Or it could be a deal breaker. Time for deal Breakers on the Captain J. Hood Morning Show brought to you by that be affinity whole health and feel very Illinois.com. Learn more about their testosterone replacement therapy and some magnetized weight loss. Go to feelgreatillinois.com. Here's Shane. All right. You and your wife are at a sporting event, and the group of fans behind you has gotten extremely rowdy. They are drunk. They're saying obscenities, heckling players and other fans. They start making some rather gross jokes about you and your wife. You turn around and just say, hey, leave us out of it. Leave us alone. Have fun, but leave us out of it. That's the trash down. And they decide to start a little tussle with you, get in your face, and one of them throws their drink at you and your wife, spilling some beer on you. What do you do? Now, again, throw, not spill because that's an accident. Throwing is intentional. Correct. You're going to splash beer on me and my wife? We're moving furniture. Like, Andy Frame can't do anything about that. You can get those guys kicked out, but, Cap, the idea that someone's going to splash you and then they're going to laugh in my face for no reason. Okay. And we didn't start it. So, what are you going to do? Get to a fist fight in the crowd. Absolutely. Throw some hands. I think they need to get a little, oh, I think I get a little liquid revenge myself. If I splash them, now what? You sunk to their level. I'm simply absolutely sending a text message to the in stadium. You know, they always have the thing tech. You got an issue here in section, whatever. And you better get here right now. Or I would just get up with my wife, walk to security and get security involved and get them kicked out of the ball game. Period. I'm not. If I get into a fight, you know what happens? They're going to get their ass kicked. It's in the back page of the newspaper. And I'm in a fist fight. I don't need that in my life. I don't. Only difference is, is that I don't come away with a black eye like huge Simonson. Right. David Kaplan breaks a guy's jaw in five places. That's what would happen. If I punch somebody, it's God forbid something happened. A guy fell and hit his head. Guess who's getting sued? Me. That guy started it. Well, we have a method here at the ballpark. Call security. If I have some beer or some liquid, it's getting, I'm going to do eye for an eye. What's going to happen? You're going to throw beer at me and I'm not going to do anything. You threw a beer at me. I'm going to tell. What? Oh, no. And my wife too. So you're going to disrespect me. I heard to. Oh, no. And so by you doing it, physical, you're going to end up getting kicked out to and you're going to bring in a whole lot more grief and nonsense you don't need in your life. I simply just get them rejected. I think it's good business. I think that's more downloads for us. Wow. We're my Danny Bonaducci. Yes. Damn. Yeah, that's more downloads for us. I think you might be right, Catholic. If somebody is at a game and being disrespectful and saying disgusting jokes and then they frankly assault you by throwing their beer on you and you fight back, you might get kicked out. Everyone publicly will be on your side. The court of public opinion would respect David Kaplan for handling his business. Okay, that's great. I guess the difference between me and everybody else is I don't care about public opinion. I never have. Maybe this, maybe when I was 11, but the court of public opinion never matters to me. If I throw my beer in their face, I'm immediately, there's going to be a fist fight. But you just can't just do that and then nothing happens. I'm getting kicked out of the game. That guy threw beer on me and they're going, of course, Andy Fran is like, well, who started it? Now you're going back and forth. Now it's just the whole thing. What they still are around? Are you going to really usher them out of the ballpark? Yeah, I can promise you at Riggley and I can guarantee you a guaranteed rate Brooks Texas. They will, you're gone and if you've really crossed the line, they'll get your rest guaranteed rate. Yes, because I've seen that myself at Riggley too. That's security. I don't know. I don't know if Carol is going to be able to usher you out. They have off duty police officers everywhere there. Yeah, let's just say you were not a celebrity and you was just the average guy. I feel like I am an average guy. Well, you know what I mean. So how many, how many of them are there versus one of me and Mindy? In other words, yeah, for Mindy would do the swinging. That's the difference there. No question. That's the difference. I mean, I mean, at old Kamiskey and right now guaranteed rate, no question that the security be on it. Riggley, make me feel better. Carol is not ushering you out of there. Wow. Hey, hon. Hey, hon. All right, hon. You guys stop it now. I need him out of there. Oh, it's okay. It's all right. Hey, honey, the right field bleachers, if you're a Riggley field or any part of the bleachers really in the outfield, getting beer spilled on you is part of the ticket price. Spilled? Yes. Thrown at me in an egregious manner. That may also be part of the ticket price in the Riggley teachers on certain days. Yeah, I don't need a five on one fight. My wife being in, I don't need it in my life. I don't want it in my life. I'm a lover not a fighter. I'm going to security. Period. That's it. Jason state them there. No, if I was at the game with Olin? Yeah. Exactly. I got the beekeeper sitting with me. Look out. Now that's different. Different story. Shae. All right, you're on a European vacation. You're going to be traveling around Europe for a few months in the summer. You're enjoying yourself. You're young. You have a good time. You meet a girl on a dating app in Europe and decide to get together for a date. You go out for dinner, spend a whole day together. You have a fantastic time. She wants to commemorate this great day and night with small matching tattoos on the inside of your arm. Consider this is a first date. Would you go for the matching tattoos and live in the moment or is this coming out a little too strong? Oh, it's way too. Tattoo is permanent, man. Deal breaker. Yes. Deal breaker. Permanent tattoos. How long? Not that long, right? One date. Yeah. Yeah. Done. Matching tattoos. But of what though? What's the design? So this was in the news and this girl and the guy that she met in Europe on her backpacking vacation got matching tattoos on their inner arm of a small lemon. Small lemon. Yeah, to commemorate being together for that night. And then she flew to meet him before she left Europe a second time and he ghosted her and later told her she came on too strong with the tattoo deal. I would say so. Yeah. I'm not getting a tattoo on my first date. That seems stupid though. He already got the tattoo. What are you going to do? Lazer removal? You already got the tattoo. Right. Just meet up with her. That's the case of some sour lemons. Damn. Ha ha ha. And that's the news, Carol. Wow. I'm Jonathan Hood. Thank you, Ron. We'll see you tomorrow. Don't forget to join us at four or five, six and ten tomorrow. And now as we leave you the water skiing squirrel, sour lemons. Get it? How about that, John? You be good, Chicago. Go blank yourself. Exactly. People don't know, man, but that was more of a documentary than a comedy. Anchorman. I watch it every day right here. That is a god, man. You're a jag. It's true though. It's true. That was a documentary more because that's how the news looked. It was just like that. I'm Shane Norley. So seriously, more deal breakers right around the corner on the cap and Jhood morning show. Welcome back. Welcome back to Captain Jhood on Chicago's on for sports. ESPN Chicago. We'll talk about the bears coming up at nine o'clock. But for now, part two of deal breakers. Here's Shane Norley. All right. We talked about sleep divorce before. I saw another story about sleep divorce in the news. I couldn't really believe it's an ongoing trend about married couples sleeping in separate beds for a healthier, more fulfilling and restful sleep. So you and your partner live together in a small city apartment and think about like here, get 800 square feet. You're basically in a studio. You don't have a lot of space, but your partner wants to do a sleep divorce. She wants to sleep in separate beds, be more comfortable throughout the night and file the papers. Tiny, tiny homes. She suggests getting a bunk bed so that you can sleep apart without taking up too much space in the apartment. Do you get a bunk bed or as caps as file the papers? If my wife and I can't sleep in the same bed, then I'm out. No, I don't believe in sleep divorces. If you have to do that, good for you. I couldn't do it. It's a deal breaker, especially when it comes to bunk beds. Now, I've seen this on the show, Tiny Houses. Shane, James, where have you seen this? Where you're really being a minimalist and just everything small, the stove small, the bed small, little TV, everything, because some people don't want to have a sprawling, what it was like, hand held TVs. Yeah, like everything's a minimalist, everything's small. So 800 square feet. That's probably a mansion to the people that like things small. So yeah, it's definitely a deal break. The idea that I'm going to go stepbrothers with my wife. I'm not doing that bunk beds. No, we're not doing that. Can't do it. Absolutely not. Would you ever sleep in separate rooms? My grandparents did it when I was growing up and I never understood it. I have a buddy of mine. He and his wife sleep in separate rooms. I'm like, what? He's like, yeah, I want peace and quiet. My grandparents did that. Yeah, it's only because of the snoring. That's the reason why it wasn't because they didn't get along is because of the snoring. That's, that's, I mean, it wasn't they were mad at each other, just like separate, separate beds. I get it. One had the arthritis, the other one had the gout. No one wants to deal with that. What? You're wrong. What did I say wrong? Jesus, the gout. The gout. Yeah. The gout. Yeah. The rich versus disease. Yeah. Cabs got it. What did I say wrong? I am. Look at me. Look over here. No. What would you look at me? I am not going to sleep in separate beds, separate rooms. That's not going to happen. I'm going to need you to lock in over here. I am locked. No, over here. That's a deal breaker to handle my inner yorkos. Just you get a separate bedroom with a street side window. You'd be in heaven. He definitely, he's for that. Absolutely. Wow. She's hot. Oh my. Spinner, I don't even know her. Who should I know? Bring one more in. I don't know why you won't look at me. I'm looking at it. I asked you about the gout. I don't have the gout. I don't know what that is. You don't know what gout is? No. I know it's a disease of some kind. I have no idea what it is. You have Google, google.com. And I don't want to find out. Why? Because I went right out of time. Go ahead. It's like severe arthritis. You know how to multitask. Put in the gout. Here's Shane. Your parents have been together for 40 years. They're now in their late 60s, retired. They're enjoying life. The golden years. They did well for themselves. They own a couple houses in different states. One was a vacation home. The other, their regular home. But as they've gotten older the past couple of years, your mother has moved full time to the vacation home. And your parents are basically living in separate states. Forget separate bedrooms. They're in separate houses, separate states. You get on the phone with your mom, ask her how things are going with dad. She tells you she's trying to have fun in her late years and is only staying married to your dad for his money. Do you tell your dad about this conversation or just let him continue with this arrangement and ignorant bliss? I tell my dad. It's it's a deal breaker if you don't. You got to say something. Because your family, right? Like if your dad found out and said you knew this and you never told me? No, I would say you guys got to work this out or finally get a divorce. One of the two. But dad, you need to know why she's staying with you and mom. What's your issue? Yeah. What do you think mom's issue is? She does no interest in her partner except for him being the ATM machine. Mm hmm. That's not right. The issue is the gout. That's when your right crystals accumulate in your joints causing inflammation and dense pain in a gout attack. That's why they slip in a separate bed because he had the gout. Wow. Mr. Goudy. Kurt Goudy. Chuck. Chuck Goudy. See your Kurt and I'll raise you a Chuck Goudy. That's exactly what happened. That was the issue. So I would say it's a deal breaker because a lot of this that we talk about Shay is about communication. I mean, now here's the thing. Does the opposite parent resent you for speaking out? Are you ready to live with that? Because that matters. Yeah. You see that the issue is for me, maybe dad already knows and he's chilling living his best life. And by bringing it up, all you're doing is hurting the relationship with mom. Right? They're good. They have their thing. I'm sorry. Somebody who twists it, sir, gout a lot. Like mix a lot. That's a fine. That was a rapper. This is Sir Gout a lot. Twitch funny. Send the money in. That's a fine. All right, Twitch. That's a fine. One dollar, please. Send it right over here to the coffers. And that is deal breakers right here on the Captain Jhood Morning Show. Optimism about the bears. It's a lot of it. We'll talk about it in two minutes on The Cap and Jhood Morning Show.