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(crunching) - Chicago. - This is your morning routine. - Listen to this heckle on me. - Cap and G hood. - That's right, that's right, we're bad. - Uh-uh. - Watch the show on Twitch. Follow ESPN 1000 Chicago. Stream the show on the ESPN Chicago app. And on in there. 100.3 HD2. And on ESPN 1000 Chicago. Now, no, no, no. David Kaplan and Jonathan Hood. - Good morning, everyone. - Bring 'em out, bring 'em out. - Woo! ♪ Bring 'em out, bring 'em out ♪ ♪ Bring 'em out, bring 'em out ♪ ♪ Bring 'em out, bring 'em out ♪ ♪ Bring 'em out, bring 'em out ♪ ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ - Ooh, god. Welcome in to the Cap and G hood morning show on ESPN 1000. And we're streaming on the ESPN Chicago app with David Kaplan, Jonathan Hood with you. We've got Shay, we've got Justin, we've got you for a three hour ride on his deal breakers Thursday with open full lines for you. 3-1-2, 3-3-2 ESPN, 3-3-2, 3-7-7-6 is our telephone number. Cap a lot to get to, but we've got to get to this. ♪ Bring 'em out, bring 'em out ♪ - We got to get to this. - Previously on Cap and G hood. - Did you get your back from Toronto yet? Go ahead. - I did not. - What do you mean? - I have not gotten it. I've got multiple people. My buddy Eric, the golf pro. My buddy Tony Pavek, the great Tony Pavek on it. I have me going nuts on the radio, getting a call from Montreal, saying we're looking for the bag. And I said, what do you mean you're looking for the bag? I have an air tag in it. The bag is sitting in the baggage, your baggage area, not like where people could go through the secured area. Right outside Tim Hortons, donut shop. And I've never been to a Tim Hortons. So they put the bag there, not me. - Timmy hose. - Whatever. - That's what it is. - Yeah, it's Timmy hose. So there it is. That's where your bag is. And so folks, he had a great golf excursion. I know that this sounds like a rerun, but this is a thread on the show now. 'Cause people want to know whether or not you've received your bag or not. Now you do have people on the case, but are you any closer to it? Could you show the air tag to me right now? Is it still, has it even moved a little bit? Maybe six inches to the left or right. Has it been moved for other luggage? - Let me look. - Because I know that we've had numerous people, as you just mentioned, that are on the case trying to find your bag. You have one of your bags that was delivered to you several days ago. - Yeah, my golf clubs came. - But as far as the rest of your stuff, it's still not in your home. - Correct there, I bought this super cool jacket up in Canada. - Yeah. - It's in my bag. It was supposed to be for the anniversary today. Today's our 20 year anniversary, my wife and I. - Congratulations, my friend. - Thank you. - Thank you. So the air tag right now, let's see, I guarantee you it says it's in Canada. Guaranteed, I have not looked since yesterday because I didn't want to annoy myself any further. I want to enjoy my anniversary. - Also, let people know that some of the gifts are nine minutes ago, it's in Terminal 1 at Canada. - Same spot? Oh, has it moved around a little bit? Do you see the Timmy Hortons? - Oh, it's moved. - Uh-huh. - Look at that. - That's right. - Tim Hortons. - Uh-huh. - It's on the move. - But it's still in the airport. - Yes. (laughing) - So that really got the move just moved over for more straight luggage. - Terminal 1, Mississauga, Ontario, Canada, nine minutes ago. - They said they're sick of seeing it sitting out front of Tim Hortons. They had to move it. - It's not in front of Tim Hortons. (laughing) - I think it is. I think customers were complaining. - Hoodie, there's the Tim Hortons. - Yeah. - There's the 7-Eleven that they have at the airport. - Oh, 7-Eleven, okay. - And all the way over there now is my bag. - Okay. - So it's moved from right outside Tim Hortons, this baggage area there, to all the way over there, Twitch. - Since Saturday. - Since Saturday. - It's moved, what? 100 feet? - I'm gonna give it 200 yards. - 200 yards? - Okay. (laughing) - That's where, so it is on the move. It's getting closer to Chicago, but still in the same airport. I was wondering whether or not, you know, what's happened, Cap, is that there's other straight luggage that also was missing, that's lost, and they just moved yours over. - The great Tony Pavek just texted me. - Oh, breaking news. - Listen to us. Sounds like you'll get your bag today. He has a contact that is wired in at Air Canada, says, "Good morning. "The bag will arrive on Flight 503 "at 10 a.m. today at O'Hare." I'll believe it when I see it. - I don't believe that at all, because they gave me a flight, you know, the other night. They said, "It will arrive at 750 p.m." I said, "Great, the Cubs have a late night game. "I'll be wide awake 'cause they'll blow another one. "I don't care if it's two in the morning, "I want that bag." Okay, we'll get it to you. Never came. - Mmm, no bag. - Correct. - No bag. - Now it's encouraging that it's moved on the Find My iPhone or AirTag app. - But not very much. - Still the same Joe has moved. - Okay, so okay, so you're encouraged by that? - Yeah. - That's moved 200 yards. - Yes. - Okay. (laughing) - We're leaving the house later, like 230. So I need, if it's on a flight that arrives at 10 a.m., I need the bag to be delivered to my house, 'cause I said, "I'll come pick it up "on my way home from work." No, we have to deliver it. You can't get back to the, it clears customs. You can't get back there. Okay. - It's the least they could do. - I need it by 230. I told them two 'cause we're leaving at 230. We're going to see the rolling stones for our anniversary tonight. - Yeah. - I need the bag. It's my anniversary. I bought her a little jacket. Like a little golf jacket. - I can't understand. - 'Cause she gets cold on the sun. - Yeah. - And they, I did send a direct message to them to Air Canada. - Sure. - And here's what I, you know, you would think that it's now that it's in Saturday night that they would bend over backwards. To get the bag there. And they wrote to me and they said, "Hi, I'm Tory, Tory, T-O-R-I." - Yeah, Tory Spelling. - Tory, yeah. From the information we have, we are planning to place your bag on Air Canada Flight 503 arriving at 10 a.m. local time. Same thing with Tony's reporting. I said, "That's great. "Could I please get it by?" I said one o'clock. It's our 20th anniversary. Her gift is in there. And we're leaving the house at two. That's what I said. We understand, however, we have no control on the delivery. Sorry, nils. - Wow, nils says, "Sorry, we're not sure of time." - Right. - So you will get bag when you get bag. - Right. - That's exactly what you just told you. Nils. - Right. - Jag. (laughs) - Could've been nicer. But I don't even know if nils is even right. It might be an AI. It may not even be like a real person. Who knows? - But the point is though, Cap, is that you're getting closer, even though it's still in the country. Still in the country of Canada, your bag is getting closer. So that's the update, folks. I know people were waiting on pins and needles and needles and pins. It's a happy man at Grims when I was bag. Then he smiles. (laughs) - That's like this. - So there you have it. As we talk to you about the Bulls here on the Cap and Jhood Morning Show on ESPN1000 and streaming on the ESPN Chicago app. - Maras Buzellas is the newest Chicago bull. - I like this pick. Now he did not shoot the ball well in the G League, but he's super skinny. He's got, made three calls last night, the three guys that scouted him and said, "Work ethic, outstanding. "Person, outstanding. "Gotta learn to shoot the ball better." Now, our tourists said last night that they believe that players as they get stronger and get to the league become better shooters automatically because you're not worried about, "I gotta do my homework, I gotta go to this." And I've got, it's ball. It's all ball. Ball and weights, weights and ball. And they've got a great player, development guy in Peter Patton, great. And so, hopefully that's true. But he's not gonna take the league by storm next year and lead you to 57 wins either. - So, Buzzellus is from Hinsdale, Illinois. He went to Hinsdale Central as a freshman. He did not play varsity high school basketball at Hinsdale Central. He went to a couple of prep schools and he ends up at G League Ignite, which has been shut down by the NBA, by the way. - And the reason he did not play at Hinsdale is 'cause of COVID. And then he left and went to prep school, as you said. - G League Ignite was shut down by the NBA. And by the way, he feels like it's disrespectful that the NBA shut down the G League. You mentioned that in several interviews. Average 14.3 points a game, two assists, 2.1 turnovers, shot 27% from three. That's poor. Talk to two coaches in the G League and in the G League Ignite program. - That's now folded. - Right. - Or the league didn't fall just the team did, right? Am I right there? - The program is shut down. - Right, but the G League Ignite-- - G League itself will continue without them. - Of course. - Got it. - Of course. As the message came to me, the league sun set the G League Ignite. Haven't heard that phrase before. They sun set the league. - That's a good line. - That'll be all. Now we would say shuttered or closed down. They sun set the league, the G League Ignite. Talk, as I was saying, I talked to two coaches in G League Ignite about this young man, Boozellus. And what I was told is, is that he got better defensively with his lateral quickness. Still needs to shoot the ball a lot better. And so it was very brief, but that's exactly what I was told last night during the draft about this young man. It's about athleticism and skill. He has both of those things. And so if you take a look at, I don't know, like seven mock drafts as I have over the last week or so, Boozellus could have went one or he could have went six. So this is the reason why many people are saying that this is a steal for the Bulls because many people looked at his skill set and said at his size and his development and his pension to shoot the ball from the outside, he could have been a number one pick or could have been anywhere between one and seven. - Reportedly, the Bulls had a number one on their board and their mock drafts that they do internally. They did not have a scenario where he'd be there. - His own comps cap, not the comps online here. Boozellus's own comps. He feels like his game translates to Franz Wagner, AK-47, Andrei Keralenko, you remember him, but double player. - Double player. - Shoot the blank out of it. - Hell of a Paul player. - Yeah. - AK-47? - Yeah. - Jayden McDaniel's, you know now we've been seeing here, and Paul George. - Okay. - Wow. - Okay, thanks. - Who was this one after AK-47? - Jayden McDaniel. - Jayden McDaniel. - Okay, okay. - Can I just tell you? And this is, we could be doing this show in any NBA market, especially dealing with this draft. What it all comes down to, cap, is this is not a bust pick, this is not a great pick. It all comes down to the infrastructure of the team. And since we're in Chicago, we're talking about the Bulls. I don't know, based on the infrastructure of the Bulls, if this young man is gonna be dealing with Terry, I have no idea. - No, seriously, like you can talk to, whoever you wanna talk to, the bottom line is about the infrastructure within the Advocate Center. How will this young man start with the Winnie City Bulls? Will he make the roster? And where are you playing? This is no shot at Billy, cap. I'm talking about the infrastructure of the Bulls. How much time will he get? I have no idea, he's 19. This is a pick for down the line. - This is like draft that our high school pitcher and trying to develop them. - Okay. So where is, this is not, oh my God, how come the Bulls draft this guy? Oh my God, this guy is great. I have no idea, but it depends on the Bulls. Oh, they're gonna develop this young man? Like they develop IO? Wow, I don't, no, I'm not knocking it. I'm just saying, that's what it depends on. A lot of these guys, guys from France and guys from overseas, they're coming in in this draft. Look, they work hard to be able to get drafted and have a special night, but it depends on the team. How will their skillset, what they learn at G, League Ignite translate to the NBA? - He's gotta get so much stronger, just looking at his frame. He's got the ability to do it, but that is a tough thing to do, man. You don't just start pounding weights. - Oh, wow, no. - Don't forget, I was watching the draft. They showed a replay of this yesterday. I was watching the draft several years ago. They were at commercial. And on the bottom of the screen, it said Denver Nuggets select Nicole Yokech, sure, in the second round. He became three-time MVP. I mean, he's an amazing player. So could we get that from this kid? I mean, that's awfully pie in the sky, but people I trust who have worked this kid out, like him a lot. - But that's the G League Ignite program. Is that where you just have the freedom, just go up and down the floor to lose games? 'Cause that becomes individualistic. 'Cause by the way, you should tell the people, the one lost record for this young man. - It's not for these young men. - Well, I mean, he has all the team, I mean, this young man. - The G League and night team that was just sunsetted, they're gone. - Yeah. - They were two and 32. He's a winner though. (laughing) Now, see this is, see Shay, this is what happens. This whole scout here next to me would give all the, you know, the positive negatives, and he'd write in there, he's a winner. The ball club was two and 32. - But it's unfair because you're putting 19-year-old kids against 28-year-old men. - The kids should be able to flourish, man. - Yeah, no shots. - Come on, now, all the basketball that they played. - No shots. - Cap, that's where it is. Again, this is not, Cassie, any explosions on the kid, I'm talking about the Bulls, how they could develop this young man to be a difference maker. - It's, 'cause he's just, they've gotta be patient with this kid. - Or is he dayland Terry? - He's better than that. - We don't know that. - That's true. - We don't know. - Like he learns a worker. - You might be rude. - Or he says he works. - I think you and I are rooting for that. But it all depends on Billy's rotations and how quickly they can get this guy developed. I don't know. - They need to win like 15 games next year. So they keep their pick at another good player. Maybe win the lottery and get lucky and get Cooper Flag. He's gonna be the gem of next year's draft at this point in time. We'll see how that plays out though things can change. - Bulls draft, do we trust the Bulls to get this right? We'll hear from our tourist Connor Shelba's coming up. And there was a big basketball game in town last night. Big one. - Okay, do you want me to add that to the T's? - Yes. - As we talk about the Bulls draft, we talk about the big basketball game. - Yes, there might have been a future bull in that game. - Yeah. - I tell you what, there's a lot of bull in this studio and it's to my right. - Wow. - Captain J. Hood, weekday morning, seven to 10. - You're better than that. - Checkmate 16, Liam, suppression on target. ♪ That's why I see him in my shot ♪ ♪ Shot or no shot ♪ ♪ With Captain J. Hood ♪ ♪ Here we go ♪ ♪ Get 1000 and ESPN Chicago app ♪ ♪ That's why I see him in my shot ♪ - Good morning and welcome in to the Captain J. Hood Morning Show on ESPN 1000 and streaming on the ESPN Chicago app with David Kaplan, Jonathan Hood with you. Now time for Shadow No Shot, which is brought to you by. - That would be ESPN Bet, now live in Illinois. Sign up today and the measures get $100 in bonus bets with any sports book. That, we also have an update on the bag situation. I just received a message from Canada, so we'll get to that as well. Here is J.W. Norling. - Good morning boys on a Thursday, how are we feeling? - Good man, good. I lasted 20 years with the beautiful Mindy. Ready to go, you have 21 in with Peacock, right? - Yes, no it's 24 in November. - 24 in November, yes you are. - I lost count, I lost count. I'm going backwards, actually, in the numbers. Try there you go, that's the way it is. Shay, yesterday, most underwhelming draft that I can remember. Only because, but it's not like-- - We're all excited we used to be. - Yeah, but it's not like we were surprised. This is what it is. - So, we knew, but you and I be in basketball, guys. Like, that was my super ball. That's what I used to, my whole career was on that. Last night, I'm like, who's that guy? - Just things have changed, man. To me, it's all about program. You're the team that they're gonna be on. How can you develop? - But we had so much, I was dealing with fighting off the Justin Fields cult for months. - Yeah. - When it was in the middle of college basketball. So I didn't get as much attention to the college crop, as I would, 'cause I had cult members coming at me all the time. - But it doesn't matter, even if you did, all the best players play in Europe or what was the G League Ignite now. They don't play in college anymore. And last night, it was especially awful. Like, it really clicked for me when I'm sitting there watching and every player selected, even in the lottery, they're like, yeah, not gonna start. Probably won't play a lot in his first year. I'm like, what world am I living in? - Yeah, it's totally different, man. - Yeah, certainly is. All right, Shay, what do we have? - I was speaking to the draft. I was reading in the Tribune last night after the Bosela's selection that the Bulls are still going through the process of re-signing negotiations with both Patrick Williams and Demar DeRosen. This confused me a little bit because if you ask me, Demar DeRosen should simply not be back on the team. I would think that the Bulls, rather than re-signing negotiations, should be looking into sign and trade negotiations, bring another team into the fold and figure out a way that- - He's not coming back here. - Do right by Demar. - The more and more I hear about it, the more and more worried I get. We know the Bulls don't do things that make sense. - Our tourists said last night. - I know you guys heard him. - You'll see what we're doing in the next two weeks, things who look very different. - I think there's a shot of no-shot question. Yeah, she's trying to get to it. - Thank you, hoodie. - Shutter no-shot, the Bulls will bring Demar DeRosen back. - No-shot, that would be insane. - Shayne, go ahead, next one. I mean, just before you could even get it out. I mean, well, here's what I would say. - It's pretty cool that Demar likes Chicago so much that he says I want to be here because the city has embraced DeRosen, they have. However, for basketball reasons, because he's the oldest player on the team, he'd be a key cog to a winning team. All right, Demar, your experience, your mid-range jumper, we could use it, your defensive prowess, we could use it. You're just the missing ingredient that we need to push the team over the top. - Right, like an OKC or a Minnesota- - Sure. - Perfect example, right? - Yeah. - Limited minutes, you don't need to play 35 minutes like you do for Billy. You have no other choice because it's like the Bulls. - Philly? - Yeah, something like that, right? I know he wants to be here, but he should not be with the Bulls anymore. - No. - I'm not throwing him off the team. It's like, what is his value to a team that's a playing team? - But Justin Verlander on the White Sox. - Like, yeah, okay, he's 39, what is he gonna do for you? - That's all fair. So, good guy, really liked Demar DeRosen, but should be with a championship caliber team. The Bulls are not, so he should be dealt. Sign and trade, maybe? - That's what I think's gonna happen. - So I keep hearing. - Yeah. - Sign and trade. - God, I hope. - I think so, Shay, I think so. - That Casey Johnson thing put the fear of God in me, that both these guys, DeRosen and Levine, are gonna be on this team in October. - And you can't do that! - He can. - Nobody's saying, nobody's saying they should. - They can. - They can. They can't do anything they want, Cap. - Well, here's the thing. It's Carter Shelves being completely dishonest with the Bulls fan, if one of those guys is still here, or both of these guys are still here. - If both are, if one is still here. - It's fine. - I think he's being dishonest if he re-signs Demar, but he gets rid of Zach. If he gets rid of Demar, and, all right, we couldn't find a real taker for Zach, so we're gonna hang on to him for now. All right, it is what it is. - Yeah, if you're gonna make this declarative statement that it's time for change for the Bulls, you gotta move Demar. - And Levine, too. But here's, as I was telling you the other day, doors are closing on Levine. - I would also move Vooch, and I like Vooch. - Doors are closing, you're passing up what I'm saying, but that's fine. Their doors are closing around the league on Zach Levine and his services. - Correct, but if you rehabilitate his image on a team where he doesn't have Demar as a ball stopper, he puts pretty good numbers up. You might be able to move a good chunk of that money. Don't you agree? - Yeah, I mean, who knows? - And if I'm a winning team, Boston, Milwaukee. Like teams that think they can contend, I would take Nicole the Vooch of it. - Understand? - 100%. It's a good player. Not a fit here anymore. It's time to move on. - Problem is these guys make too much money. Like we've talked about-- - Who's? - The others do. Demar's what, a 40 million a year guy they're saying? - Yeah. - Not what they said, two for 80? - I guess it today's MBA, sure. - Yes, Vooch is 20 million. That's nothing in the NBA. - I guess. - Yeah, the Vooch thing, you can probably make a move. But the Celtics don't have a place to fit him. If you're trying to move him to a team that would take him. Like Levine, we've talked about on a good team, maybe comes off the bench. - Miami would use a guy like Vooch. - Who's paying a max contract for a guy might be their first guy off the bench? - Yeah. No quite unless they can dump a bunch of crappy salaries on you, Shay. - Last night, eighth inning, two outs. Craig Council called for a double steal with Ian Hap and Christopher Morrell. Now, Hap made a mistake, left early, gets picked off, tagged out for the final out of the inning. But just calling it in general is a massive gamble. Eighth inning, two outs. I learned in a little league, don't make the final out at third base. You're already in scoring position. This feels like a result of an offense that's been inept with runners on. You're trying to get an extra runner in scoring position in a one run game. So God willing, you get a hit. You can take a lead. But the end up, Ian Hap gets tagged out at third base inning over. Shot or no shot, this is the dumbest decision Craig Council has made this season. - Wow. - I mean, closing with Colton Brewer's right there with him the other night. - It's a no shot because there's been, but again, you're pushing buttons that don't work. Those are not his buttons. Those are Jed's buttons. Those are his signy. Those are his decisions. And he's saying, Craig, go ahead. This is what we're gonna give you. Okay, I keep pressing a button, but it doesn't work. I keep hitting the power button, but it doesn't work. So that's on Jed. - And then do you know why they haven't been using? Remember last week when I came in here, I was so ticked off 'cause Neris gave up the home run to I gramos. - Okay, I was gonna ask you which day it is. - In the Giants game, they lost a three run lead in the night. - Yeah. - Remember that? And he said, I don't anticipate us changing that we're still gonna close with him. He hasn't closed since. You know why? Because he has a nine million dollar club option for next year that automatically vests if he hits certain parameters, finishes X number of games. They're going to limit those on this crappy team so they don't have to have his ass back. So you're not even using the best picture 'cause you don't want to spend the money. - That's a shame that you have to do that as a decision. But this is where you are, but he had blown so many saves. - And then you made three outs on the bases last night. The first one was Christopher Morrell stretching a single into a double. He's safe and his arm comes off the bag because as the guy tagged, you saw it, puts his arm in there, knocks his arm off out on review. - Good baseball. - And bad review, by the way. - You can't knock a guy's arm off like that was a horrible call, but he was off the bag. Then he gets picked off first on another one. - The worst. - That is terrible. He should have been yanked from the game at that moment. And then Ian Hap jumps too early on the double steal. - Yeah. - Well, guess what? The double steal was a stupid decision. So that's a shot, Che. And then Ian Hap not reading it, right? That's another horrible play. Yank him out. - Yeah. Very simply, pressure bursts pipes. The reason why that play was on is because they have had a hard time scoring runs, as we all know. And so that's why that decision was put in place. Because they're under so much pressure, they're trying to do anything to get runners across the plate. - But is Ian Hap not one of your faster guys? - He is. - He's no Pete Crow, but he is fast. - No, but there's nobody like Pete Crow. I can fly. He scored from first on a single last thing. - Watch it. Like 23 miles an hour or something like that. - Unbelievable. But Ian Hap's gonna score on a base hit from second. 99% of the time. So what do you need the double steal for? As Che said correctly, it's a massive gamble. And guess what? Inning over. - I know. I watched it. But that's the pressure when you lose, Cap. 20, we talk about it all the time, $230 million payroll. You're losing games. You're in last place in the central. This is what happens. Pressure. - My wife went up to bed and I used your line and go, "Good night, Mindy." And she's like, "I don't know why you..." I know you have to do your recap, but I don't know why you're so wound up about this. And of course he gets picked off. She's asleep upstairs. And I went, "No!" And she woke her up, "What?" Nothing. Nothing. - Here she goes. - Two on two out, in the eighth inning, man. It's just, what are you doing double stealing? - Right. And also, but along with that, as much as I'm a fan of Morel, his legs were in Sacramento and the game was in San Francisco. He was so far off the bag at first. Bam, gotcha. - This is so bad. But not even close though. - Terrible. But again, no accountability. And as I said, Craig Council's gonna join the show and he'll say, "Nothing." - Here's Shay Norley. - All right, the Titans star defensive end. Jeffrey Simmons is already throwing shade Caleb Williams, two and a half months before their week one opening showdown at Soldier Field. Jeffrey Simmons was on with Rich Eisen, said he can't wait to talk trash to Caleb. Quote, "Painted nails." I can't wait to say that to him. Shot or no shot, this is the worst trash talk you've ever heard. - No, that's a no shot. He's pointing out something that he feels like is a weakness or that Caleb is weak for having painted nails. So he's pretty much talking about his manhood. That's what he's doing. - Correct. - But he's calling it out early. I think it's odd. I think the trash talk is odd. I mean, he's licking his chops already for the matchup against Caleb Williams. - Two and 26th. - I mean, okay. - No, it's really talking about this guy's not really you. He's not a gamer, he's not a man. I'm gonna cut his balls off. That's what he's saying. When I see him, I can't wait to get to those nails. - Pretty much. - Pretty much what he said. - It just feels awful. Caleb Williams knows his nails are painted. He clearly doesn't mind. Do you think you're gonna insult him? - Yeah. - Call him small if you get my meaning. - Shay, how many calls did you feel about the Williams nail? - Yeah, but my point is the people who called in and said that are losers saying Caleb, you're not insulting him. - Well, right. (laughing) You're not gonna change city hall and that. That's what it is. People look at that as being soft. Not all people just dumb people. Think that you paint your nails. That's what he wants to do. There's a lot of young people that will paint it black or they'll paint whatever they want to as part of their personality. But because I don't do it, you're strange. - Exactly. Maybe Carl and Berwin is strange. - I can't wait. I can't wait for the bears to kick ass and then it's gonna be guys coming up to the local pub, to the local tavern. Hey, what's going on? Hey, you see my nails? I'm like Caleb, I've got to pass the pick this week. (laughing) Screw off. (laughing) Hey Bill, take a look at these, huh? My wife did them for me. Just like Caleb, go bears with the bear claw. (laughing) - If I'm Caleb, I'm painting FU across my nails and just holding them right in Jeffrey Simmons' face after I touched them. - Right. - Right in his face. - I'm taking the gloves off with everything. (laughing) - That's gonna clog. - Hey Jeffrey. - Hey. (laughing) - It just hands you right on his nails. - And let's take a look at the replay. - Oh, there's some words on his fingernails. - Yes. - Back in a moment. Back in a more moment here on Fox. - The slow motion. (laughing) Like the bump of the slow motion highlight. You just see FU across the screen. - So good. ♪ Da da da da da da da da da da da ♪ - Chris Myers calling the game. Oh, those fingernails, that deserves a while. - We apologize. We see some explicit language got across the screen and our bump back on. (laughing) Keep an eye on that moving forward. (laughing) - You got to add a hog tie, Mark Sanchez. They didn't say the wrong thing. (laughing) - 'Cause I lost the gosh, eh? Bears, Titans. If that's Fox, nothing says fifth booth. Then bears, Titans. Seriously, we're not getting the A booth for that. - Dick Stockton out of retirement. - Seriously. (laughing) Yeah, nothing says fifth string booth than that. - Noon kick, right? - Yeah. - Yeah, that's booth five. - That is, that is, that's a step above like a, like a mean, that's not him. That's not Adam amine stink. No. I think it's lower than that, actually. - The Sanchez, back in the saddle, in the booth. - Dick Stockton and Mark Sanchez. - Something like that. - Exactly. We get the Sanchez. - Get a little Chris Myers, Chris Myers, like Arizona Cardinals, that's the 320 man. - Who was the other old Sam Rosen? - Sam Rosen, touchdown, touchdown, Chicago. (laughing) Now now the sidelines and loo. - What? (laughing) - The worst. - Thank God, Amine's in there. Touchdown, touchdown, slick, auto bears. - What? - Amine is so good, I love that dude. I'm the, like, the biggest Adam amine guy. - Now down to the sidelines and loo. - Thanks Sam. - Wiping his brow. - Geez. (laughing) - Wow. - Oh, Jay Cutler under center. He's been under a lot of pressure from the Chicago Bears fans. Touchdown, they score. New York Rangers lead to the one. - Get back to the hockey. - Jerk. - Around the NFL is next. Right here on Captain J. Hood. - It both sucks. He sucks. - I'm just a fan. I'm not a football evaluator. - I love the Green Bay Packers. - The guy is front, but there we go. - This is not Detroit, man. This is the Super Bowl. - I love winning. - He starts to comment and comment. - This is a really thickly built guy. - I mean, what's the answer you're looking for on these things here? - Whoa, man. - Time to go around the NFL here on Captain J. Hood. Here on ESPN 1000 and streaming on the ESPN Chicago app. Don't forget, we're on YouTube as well, YouTube.com. Look for ESPN Chicago as well as on Twitch. Twitch.tv/espin1000Chicago. Around the NFL, here's Shane on it, Shane. - Hey, you're just talking last segment about Caleb Williams. Pain F, you and his nails to respond to Jeffrey Simmons, who wants to talk bleep about Caleb, pain his nails, burrow and burrow and called him the break. He said, "What do we think about Caleb Williams "painting his nails and doing the Beyonce single ladies music video "dance in the end zone after every touchdown?" - That'd be funny. - I hope so. - I knew what that was. - I hope so. - This is one Google search. - I will look at that. - You don't know what that dance is? - No. I know who Beyonce is, but I have no idea what that dance is. - Yeah, they don't do that dance at Ravinia, so you wouldn't know. - I've been to Ravinia in two years. I don't think we went last year, we're not going this year. Bad schedule. - Oh, people, you didn't know. There was anybody from the station that you listened to. That's what happened. That's what happened. - Nobody I wanted to see. - Again. - I actually Mindy didn't want to see, and I just go where she tells me to go. - Yes, no one from Yachrod was featured, so that's why it's a no-go. - And by the way, same for me too. Shout out. - That's it. - Smokey again? - No shot. - Smokey for how much? - That's it, not again. - Happy Chanukah, shake. - CBS Sports hoodie released their top 25 players under 25 in the NFL. I don't want to go through the whole list. - Come on. - I was looking at the teams that were involved here. The Bears had zero players on the top 25 under 25. - He used to be fun. - Rookies were exempt. What I noticed was the Lions had the most of any team. Five players on the top 25 under 25. And you and I have talked about, we think they're going to take a step back, but it did get me thinking. - When you have five of the 25 best young players in this league, should we be a little bit more concerned that the Lions might be on the front end of what could be a 49ers-esque stretch in the NFC? - Yes. And I still think that's sustainable, Shay. Like when we take a step back, I don't mean take a step back out of the playoffs. That means maybe two wins less because here come the Bear. I look at it from that standpoint. There's always an injury or two, but I think that because the five players under 25, as you mentioned, that helps sustain the Lions because now you're not worried about trying to piece me with, got to get this 32-year-old veteran and get this guy off the scrap heap just to make do. Now it's sustainable with young players. - There's got to be somebody on a roster that should be on the 20. How many in the top 25, five out of 25-year-old? - Five. - Just a line. - No, how many total-- - 25 players. - And we don't have one. That's correct. - That's bold. - Yet. Yet. - Is that a Barwell article? - No, but they excluded rookies. So think about next season, you could have Caleb in there. You could have Romadunze in there. - Right, be patient. - He's not a big Barwell guy. - What are you getting? - What? - What are we doing here? - He's a teammate. - Okay, guess what? He works in Bristol. He's not a teammate. Sorry. He's not a good karma brand employee. So he's not a teammate. He's a little overrated. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. - Sorry. - Poor Bill Barwell. - Tell us why he's overrated, Cap. - I don't think his content is that good. I don't enjoy it. - Is that enough for him? - He's like John Ham overrated. - Okay, what? - Hey, Smokey. - What are you talking about? - No, no, I just needed that. That's why I asked the follow up. Justin sent it to awful announcing right now. (laughing) - Immediately. - No, immediately. - He sent it over. Oh, no, no. I don't like him. He reminds me of John Ham. Boy, what a headline that's gonna be. New York Post, awful announcing. - It's always negative. - Ringer. - Barwell's too negative on us. Always. - Send it over, please. - It's always negative. Why do you gotta be negative about the bear always? - You. - Always. - Listen, it's a photo fish. - John Ham. John Ham's a very good actor, but every movie the guy's in, he's gonna ask. - And so that's your jewel. To Top Gun Maverick, he's a jag. - Are we talking about Bill Barnwell now or? - No. - John Ham. - What is that? - I don't understand how we got from point A to point B here. - It's like Jay Cutler. Jay Cutler and Secretariat. Secretariat was the people's horse. Jay was a horse's ass. - What are you comparing right now? Well, you've got Bill Barnwell to John Ham and Jay Cutler to a race horse. - Yes. - Send it over, please. Hope someone's clipping that and sending it out over to Bill Barnwell. - And to the ringer to all the announcing, it's a photo fish between you and Courtney Cronin. Who's gonna continue to be an awful announcing? Here's, here's Jay Cutler, say. - Leaving that alone. - You don't have to leave it alone, it's packed. - CBS Sports also listed the top 20 wide receivers heading into the 2024 season. rookies were again excluded. So no Marvin Eris in junior, no Roma Dune, say no Malik neighbors. But the Bears only had one receiver make the list. DJ Moore was named the top 20 receiver at CBS Sports at 13. My question is Keenan Allen, should he have made this list? Is he a top 20 receiver? Or does the lack of consistent availability knock him out of that conversation? - You read me the list, kid. - So the 20th receiver on the list, which is happening, this computer just reset. Amari Cooper, would you rather have Amari Cooper or Keenan Allen? - Keenan Allen. - After that, I think we're done. Niko Collins, Devontae Smith. Like if Keenan Allen's making the list, he's making it a 20. - Was that fair? - Yeah, I mean, I think he's a better player in Amari Cooper. - What about the rest of the list? - I'd have to see the whole list. He's not like, we had all of the, the cult members were also coming at me 'cause I said, you remember, DJ Moore was the 12th best receivers. Not where I had him ranked? - Yes. - You're an idiot, he's a top five guy. And what they just rank him in CVS, 13. - Which is fair. Fair, always has been fair. - Now this year, could he take a step? Absolutely, with Caleb. He doesn't have the guy who doesn't get the ball out on time, throwing it to him anymore. - Sorry, cult. - Shake? - I don't have it a bad morning, they're mad at me. - The cult or? - The cult. - Okay. - Who will be the first $60 million man in the NFL? I was reading an article in pro football talk, Mike Florio, writing up Dak Prescott's the leader in the clubhouse. I've long believed, I've said on this show, Dak Prescott will be the league's first $60 million man, but Florio surprised me with something. He wrote that Jordan Love could be the NFL's first $60 million man. He said, if the Packers believe he's the guy, now's the time, pay him whatever it takes, as long as you can build in a way to get out of it after two or three years in the contract, make him a $60 million a year player. Could Jordan Love actually be the first $60 million a year quarterback in the NFL? - No shot. That's a different second, but no, he will not be. - Because? - He hasn't proven it wrong enough. - You know, that doesn't matter in today's sports, you know that. - Keep telling him. - You pay for potential. That's a great comment in 1993, but in 2024, this is where it is, Cap. - Yeah, but oh, God, what is going on here? That's a fine. Donaldsonburysbookbake.org, what happened there? - Let me, ah, ah, ah, take that, ah, ah. Sorry, come on, Harry, Harry. - I don't know. - What is wrong with you today? - I don't know. - What do you call, you're calling Bill Farwell John Hamm? What has happened to you? You know what's happened, folks? Let me explain to you what's happened to my friend. Stop the music, Justin. Stop the music. Here's what's happened. What's happened to Cap is West Coast baseball. He's been burning the candle both then. - That's true. - He's been coaching, you know, okay? He's been in practice. He's been in golf tournaments, and he hasn't had much sleep. The guy is just completely just torn. Look at him. Look at him. He's a ragamuffin. Look at him. He's tired. And now he's just coughing out of nowhere. - Don't know why I coughed. The reason I would not give him 60 million yet, you know I've been one of his biggest boosters. Are you okay? I'm good. He's done it for a year. He's not in free agency. It's not as though he's a bidding war. It's not the way it works here. - I'm worried about you. - Why? - You're not doing well. - Why? - You're not doing good on the show today. You're down to achievement today. - I'm killing it today. - You're killing it today. - Yo, yo, yo, are you? Are you? Are you killing it? Are you really killing it? - Oh yeah, it's a Hall of Fame performance. - Well, I mean, no one can take the Hall of Fame status away from you. It's always going to be a Hall of Fame performance. You're Hall of Favourite. So, but the point is though, today, you're in trouble. He's tired, folks. It's been a long week. - I'm good, man. I'm ready to roll. - Bad Cub team, staying up, recaps, smashing stuff at home, coughing out of nowhere. He's in trouble. - She was so mad that I broke that thing in the office. - I do want to ask you, Cap, because you're so against to this idea of Jordan love getting paid like that. - Yeah. - When he gets paid more than Trevor Lawrence, I say when, not if. - Back to the sport. - Are you going to call it a mistake? - No. He's a good player. They're rolling the dice. I would go to him and say, Jordan, we're going to do a four, how old is he? 24, I'm going to give you a four year deal. I'm going to pay you $45 million a year. So that's 190, no 180. I'm going to guarantee 110 of it. And that will let him get a bite at the free agency Apple in four years. It'll be 29, it'll be a $70 million, man. That's what I would do. (upbeat music) And that's a look around the NFL right here on Cap and Jhood here on ESPN 1000. And streaming on the ESPN Chicago app coming up next, we have deal breakers. It's Thursday, it's deal breakers. And that's coming up next. - Oh baby. - Right here on Cap and Jhood. - We all have to make choices in sports and in life. It could be running on third down. - You ran the same third down situation and you ran the same plate twice. You're getting paid for that. - I cannot believe the call. - We're managing finances. - This country, you've got to make the money for it. - Or it could be a deal breaker. - Cap and Jhood on ESPN 1000 and streaming on the ESPN Chicago app will talk about the Bulls draft and the Cubs and the White Sox coming up at our nine o'clock hour. But first, deal breakers brought to you by - That would be affinity whole health that feel great Illinois.com. Learn more about their testosterone replacement therapy and some glue tie. Very popular for weight loss but if you're great Illinois.com. Here is the creator of deal breakers. - Wow, Shea Norley. - All right, let's get started deal break. - Wow, restaurant quality. - Yes, restaurant quality. What has happened to you in the last 30 minutes or so? - What? I'm just being me, man. - No, it's something wrong today. I think, there's a lot of reasons but like on that list, he's off tomorrow. So he's just acting out. Here's Shea Norley. - Couldn't mid read. - Wow. - Yeah. - She's hot, semi-glumatide. (laughing) - She didn't need seven glue ties. - Oh my God. - No replacement therapy. - Yeah, no replacement therapy even there. - How about testosterone? Here's Shea Norley. - All right, let's get started with deal breakers. An ad runs on our show calling another morning show on a competing station the best show in the city. You come back from break after this ad runs. Do you react to having run on our air? - 1,000%. - Let's give the example because this happened yesterday on the Michael K show. - Our partner is at ESPN New York. - He's a teammate. - He is like Barnwell. He's a teammate. - Let's move on from Barnwell. He already also announced it for that. Now let's move on to Michael K. He's on the show with Don La Greca and Peter Rosenberg. And so there's an advertisement for the Mets broadcast booth, the Mets S&Y being a sponsor on the Michael K show on Yes. - Now what I'm gonna say right now might get me into some trouble. - Here we go. - I love when you start this one. - I love it with who? I need to know who's gonna be into the whole two. - It could be my bosses. It could be an advertiser. It could be the listening audience. - All right. - But you know, we appreciate every single one of the people that spend their money to advertise on the show. - Yes. - And S&Y is one of those people. So, you know, the game's on Yes tonight and the game is on S&Y. So the way it breaks down is that fans usually watch on S&Y and any fans will watch on Yes. - Okay. - But their ad, which ran during the last break, enjoy the Subway series of the best booth in baseball. I mean, do you expect me to just take that line down? I think our booth is the best booth in baseball. - What do you want in the same? - Well, I mean, but you know who the host of the show is, one of the hosts of the show is you're gonna put that, I'm supposed to sit there and take it laying down. I'll take O'Neal and Conan May over Garron and Keith. I would. I mean, they're great, but so's our booth. So, I mean, the way you want people to watch is to say, join the best booth in baseball. I'm sorry, I think we're the best booth in baseball. - No, then you just had your retort, but I'm surprised that you're upset that they would say that. - But why go that route? - Okay, I wanted to get too close to the sun here on that, but that's interesting conversation. So, what do you think of that? This is, now again, this is on TV. This is on Yes and the advertisement of SNY and the Met Game is on Yes. - So that would be like a show that competes with us airing on Marquis and Marquis or NBC Sports Chicago buying time on our show to advertise to our audience saying, yeah, listen to the best morning show, morning's on Marquis. Why would we take that advertising? Why? - Yeah, that's a tough one. - Are you that desperate that you got to take advertising to compete against yourself? - Yes. - Yes, that you ask the question, yes. Any money's good money, I would say. - That'd be a question for Keith, our boss, our market manager. - The cooler, Keith Williams. - Okay, all right, my bottom line on it is, it is not a deal breaker, I just wouldn't bring it to the air, but Kay did it because it's Michael Kay and he's been in that show for years. - I would probably bring it to the air, be like, what, we got really, we got to take that in? Yeah, I would do that. I'm not sure if I would do that. Now you know me, I'm free-willing and open and free of spirit is any free spirit that you know in your life. That, even me, Shay, and I know that if I went, a little uncomfortable doing it on the air. - And if we didn't bring it to the air, 'cause you and I talk about, do we not talk about everything? - Yes. - From, if I'm cold or warm in here, before I, 'cause the thermostats by me, do I not every time ask you? - Yeah, I understand. So when we talk about everything, we might not bring it to the air, but I guarantee you, I would go right upstairs in the Danny's office or Keith and go, are you freaking kidding me? - Absolutely. But I don't know if I talk about it on the air. And by the way, Shay, Gary Cohen and Ron Darling and Keith Hernandez is the best booth in baseball. They are, sorry. - Gary Cohen, that is the best TV booth in baseball. - It is awesome. - Do you see what Keith Hernandez said on their broadcast yesterday? - No, oh, oh, something new. Okay, 'cause it's always something every day. That guy. - They're talking about this. There was, like, Gary Cohen said something about, what do they think of our broadcast? And I believe it was raining. Keith Hernandez said, well, I think they said it's the best rain in Major League Baseball. They all laughed for about 10 seconds and then Gary Cohen hit 'em with, oh, let's play the game. - That's all right. I don't think I'd bring it to that to the air, but that's exactly what happened. On, yes, the SNY advertisement, hey, catch the best booth in baseball on SNY. And Michael Cade, blue gasket. And by the way, I'm not surprised at Cade did that because that is Michael Cade. That's what he does. - I could see coming out of break if you were doing, and you and I are doing the White Sox game that I catch the best booth in baseball and, you know, the Cubs broadcast against the White Sox. Come back out, by the way, watch us tonight. - That's all. - This marking your territory. You lifted your leg and you're marking your territory. - Right. - So, I don't know. Here's Shayne Orr. - I'm surprised you really. I think it's the moment happened. You would say something into the mic. - I think I would. - I know you would, Cap. And I think hood would too. I think it's one of those that like, you feel like I wouldn't, but if it happened on our show, and an ad ran that was directing people to listen to the best morning show in the city and it wasn't us, I think you would explode into that microphone. - Yeah, I think I would. - Here's Shayne Orr. - All right. - Let's move on. - Let's go with, you have horrible neighbors. They're disrespectful and rude. They drive through the neighborhood blasting loud music. They're always on their back porch late into the night, playing music loudly, talking loudly, even on weeknights. They're completely unapproachable about their behavior. You discover that the husband has been having an affair and it's been going on for months. You suddenly have a weapon against these neighbors who you hate. Do you tell his wife that he's having an affair and blow up the marriage? Or do you hold onto that information and let them wallow in their suffering because you hate them anyway? - You know what, Cap? About their personal business, their marriage? That's none of my business. I'll have it in the back of my mind, but I'm not saying anything to her about it. - Yeah, I'm not getting involved in that. - I'm not gonna blow up their marriage. - Me either. - I can't do that, I can't be that guy. Now I know, now listen, I have it in my back pocket if I need it, but I'm not doing that. Now, as far as the noise is concerned, was the police ever involved, Shea? - No, probably not, no. - Okay. - 'Cause that's what you do and that's why like if you're uncomfortable and you call the police? - And then when they come over, "Hey, did you call the cops on us?" - Then you hit him with, "You seen your girlfriend lately?" (laughing) - That could get you shot, I'm not getting involved. I'm not doing that. There was something on social that I was reading some articles, some woman who did not know the couple. She was observing on a delay, on a flight. - Yeah. - Where she saw this guy hitting up, what she thought was hitting on this woman. - And saw that on TikTok, right? - Yeah, but it turned out it was like the guy's sister. Like, she put it on social and the wife's like, "My husband's having an affair, what?" It confronted him and it was his sister. Yeah. - He was having an affair with his sister. - No. - Like he was holding her hand, it was his sister. - Wait, what? - In some parts of this country, that's okay. Did you well know, Cap? Do you hold hands with your sister? - I don't have a sister. - I don't think I've ever held hands with my sister since we were like young children. - At the wedding, yes. Or, you know, very touching moments in our family, yes. - On a flight? - No, no, no. But skipping up and down the hill with my sister together? No, it's not Little House on the Prairie. Were the Waltons? I wouldn't do that. - Probably not. - More deal breakers right around the corner on that Cap and Jay Hood morning show. Deal breakers. Here's Shayne Orange, hey? - Your friends and his girlfriend get into an argument in front of you at a party after he makes an edgy joke that doesn't land well with her. Things start to get heated. She says he needs to mind his surroundings and be more respectful of the people around him when he's making jokes like this. Your friends just trying to de-escalate the situation and get back to hanging out. But the girlfriend continues to force the issue and even asks you to give your opinion on their argument. Do you weigh in or are you just staying out of it? - I'm staying out. - Well, that's a lie. What do you mean that's a lie? - That's a lie. - I thought the joke was funny, kid. - Yeah, I mean, you get your beakin' everything. There's no way, there's no Switzerland with you. You have to give an opinion. - Oh, I would be Switzerland. - No, no, that's a lie. I can understand that you can cite me examples of that around here, but you have your beakin' everything. So, of course you'd weigh in. You always have an opinion on stuff. Even if it's done to concern you, you'll stick your beakin' there. - Oh, really? I saw that die last week. Oh, really? I had dinner with her left. - You always do that. So you would stick your beakin' there, yes. Because if nothing else, you stick your beakin' there, one, but two, you try to de-escalate the situation by saying I see both sides or you'd be strong on one way or the other. 'Cause that's you. You can't help you. - I might try to de-escalate it. - But you would stick your beakin' there. - Problem. - Probably. - You're right. - Well, I mean, let me just be the big black mirror in here for you every day, for three hours. - Wow. - So you can see yourself, okay? See, that's you. That's what you do. Me, I would stay out of it because I know that it would not go well for me. Either on one side or the other, someone would hate me in the conversation. So I would just let it just play out and be entertained by it. 'Cause that's what I do. I would stand there with Shay and laugh. With a drink in my hand. That's what I would do. - Yeah, I once had a program director say to me, you like to just walk up to a big pile of dry leaves, throw a match on it, walk away. Yeah. - I have the same problem. I'm a potster. I like to see things explode. - I don't have me in it. You're not gonna be swinging on me. That, absolutely not. - All right, I think I do a decent job keeping myself out of it. I want other people to have problems. - No, I would not do that. But you, of course. Beak in. Beak always inserted in people's issues. For no reason. - Who you are? - Wow. - You're just trying to help. - That's all. Or give your strong opinion. - Correct. - Good morning. - I have an interesting hypothetical that I saw on the internet last week for you. You wake up as a henchman in a real-life James Bond movie. Your Bond villain boss has James Bond captured and he's ordering you to kill him in a slow method that he is almost certain to escape from. This guy, the villain, has a history of killing his henchmen who disobey your orders. So you have two options. Do you do the slow method you've been ordered to or try a quicker method that's sure to work so that he has no chance of escaping? But you might piss somebody off. - Well, I like the slow method. Can't wait, I'll just get along. Why don't I have to kill him? - What do you mean? You're a henchman in a Bond movie. You can't let Bond live. - Well, I guess the first thing is Cap has to watch a Bond movie and know what that is. Have you seen any James Bond movie? - Yeah, I saw a gold finger. - We're talking about Bond movies, not porn. (laughing) - That was a Bond movie. - Oh, was it? I didn't know. - Spy who loved me. - They all sound like they could be porn. - And I saw Casino Royale. - Yeah, what about it? - Okay, what about it? - They were good. - Yeah? - I would probably just put him out of his misery quick. (laughing) - It's a dangerous way to go, man. Would you rather get like three shots in the gut and bleed to death or just one in the side of the head? Bam, over. - I don't want to suffer. - Yeah. - But I like, if I'm going to mutilate or take someone out as a Bond villain, I want to see the slow death. I want them to be able to hurt. - Oh. - What's wrong with that? - Yeah, I'm just gonna give you. - What if he gets away? Cap's seen Casino Royale, they were hitting Bond and his gonads under the chair, they got out. - The only difference is that some of those movies is that the hero runs away to the next thing. I sit there in a chair and wait. - Yeah, I'd rather just be the beekeeper and just take him out. - Yeah, I'd like them to bleed out and beg for their life and all that kind of stuff. And then so long, everybody. - I'd like to be a beekeeper my next life. - I'll put the pennies on their eyelids and then that'll be all. - This got dark, hoodies like pleat. - Yeah, I'm waiting for him to call for his mother. Then. - Yeah, well, if you listen to the show, I do this three hours a day. Deal breakers, except I don't have any pennies though. - Brought to you by Affinity, Whole Health and feel great Illinois. - Dachamp. - All right, coming up next, the latest on poor Cap, the latest on his luggage. What's going on with his luggage? You gotta find that. - That's got him up there. - You gotta hear what's happening with that. Also, we haven't talked about the Cubs yet, Cap. We waited a while because of the Bulls trap. We gotta talk about the Cubs in their game against San Francisco. And of course, even some White Sox news from yesterday. That's in two minutes on Cap and Jay Hood. - Now time for the Cap and Jay Hood Cut of the Day. - Brought to you by the awesome Chicago Cut Steakhouse David Farm. Nat Moore, if you wanna have an amazing meal like on a day like today, sit on their patio, nothing better in town. - Smokey. - Yes, it's boring, but it's a sport. - Oh! - Whatever. - It's not boring. - Okay, then you're boring. - All right, pet! - Would you like to give a final score? Is that irrelevant right now? - That's irrelevant. - That much, huh? - Wow. So, let me put it this way. You won't give me the score. If I took the over, would I be a winner? - What was the total? - Well, are you gonna leave the line? - Well, it's 10 year old. So I expected it to be in the, you know, 40s. - So the overall total in the game was 40? - Yeah. - The overhead. (laughing) - I said it at 45. - Would you say the overhead? - Just. - Uh-huh. - I see. - Hmm. - Okay. - So going in, you were a minus four, just so you know. - We covered. (laughing) - With no problem, right? - Yeah. - Okay, just checking. - And that's all, folks. - Thank you, Captain J. Hood, kind of the day. - Brought to you by Chicago, cut, steakhouse. Gorgeous day, amazing patio, incredible food, service off the charts. Go in there, say, yeah, I need to see David Flom, Matt Moore, just want to tell him how great their restaurant is. It's on La Salle, on the north side of the Chicago River. - Today is National Handshake Day. National Handshake Day. Who had the most firm handshake in your career? - Ooh, wow. - Michael Jordan had an incredible-- - He did. - He would, his hands are so big, they would engulf your, like, half your wrist. Like, up to four, I mean, like, whoa. All in fruits, all in fruits, you feel like your fingers are gonna break. - Strong grip, one of them, Ric Flair. - I never got to meet the-- - Ric Flair. - A nature boy, I've interviewed him, but it was online. - Yes. - Like, on a talk back. - Nature boy Ric Flair has got big hands, but athletes, too. So, yeah, who's in studio? - The worst. - Ric Flair? - The worst is to go out and shake hands with somebody, especially a gentleman. Like, if it's a very dainty woman, and she just kind of gives you her, okay, whatever. But, like, a guy, hey, nice to meet you. And they give you the, like, it's clammy, and it's like a wet fish. - Oh, the worst. - Like a wet cloth, a wet rag, horrible. - The business, the loser. - Well, the business deal is done. If you get that kind of handshake, the business deal is done. - Don't, I'm out, you're out. - Also, National Onion Day, who has the, who, it's, what is best on the onion for you? - Well, the blooming onion from Outback Steakhouse was always good. - Mm-hmm. - I like onions. I do. I like to grill them a little bit, like in tin foil with some olive oil, salt, and pepper. - Yes. - Throw it on the grill, wrapped up in the tin foil. It's really good. - My favorite onion, Megan the Stallion. Downtown Dean is on Cap and Jhood. All right, Dean. - You know, that last caller is wrong, guys. You need to check a bag. What are you gonna do, bring one pair of shoes with you? And also, I'm amazed to this day, I was telling Shay that people don't realize you got to pack a bag. You can bring whatever you want in your check luggage. In New York, my buddy's wife asked me why I didn't stop at the dispensary. I told her the same reason I'm not going to the Duane Reed for deodorant. I can just bring my own in the check luggage. - That's a good point. - It passes right. You bring the enormous suitcase, I barely use anything in it. It's just a decoy to trick the TSA. - That's it. - Hey, happy anniversary, Cap. ♪ I only have I for you ♪ - Take that. (laughing) - Fantastic. - Fantastic. He's the best. - I took my wife out to Gina, nor George Eddy's, and there was a guy singing on the outside, he was down down Dean. - Down down Dean's back. - He texted me yesterday. Hey, are you around? No, I'm not there. Come to the restaurant. Ben Bruss's mom was in there. - Oh God. - How 'bout that? - We thank you for listening and calling in and be from the program. We'll talk to you tomorrow at seven. So long, everybody. - And he's a fake pack. - From Chicago. - Take that. (upbeat music)