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TLE 182 - Of Coconuts and Ravens

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we discuss whether or not Joe Biden is currently among the living, we RESPECT the Thiel Network, and we hope. We hope. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/24/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

Duration:
52m
Broadcast on:
24 Jul 2024
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Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth…

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On this episode, we discuss whether or not Joe Biden is currently among the living, we RESPECT the Thiel Network, and we hope. We hope.

— — —

Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/24/2024)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz

Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth

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THE EARTH IS A LINE!

[music] Sometimes you might feel trapped between the right hand and the left. That's correct, you are. Because you're living a lie. [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] Creep across the timeline, but I just got it on my timeline. In the last three months, this is from the Atlantic. In the last three months, the word "faggot" has been tweeted 2.6 million times. That's old, though. Oh my god, that's from 2012. Wow, we must return. Well, then that obviously begs the question, do you think it's more today? No, it's got to be less. Really? People forget just how quote-unquote "based" the recent past was. Oh, 2012, that was before things kind of started. Things had already started picking up by then, but it was still an ongoing battle at the time. Jesus. I just got debunked in the first minute of this show and pulling up an article that's a decade old. I was going to tell you not to hit record. The fight for naughty words had not been lost yet at that time. No, but it was ongoing. I definitely remember. I've talked about it on the show. I remember where I was when... Do you remember how many faggots you had tweeted at that moment? Well, it had to be at least a dozen. It was like a staple vocabulary word. Oh, man. It was like word number one, man. Did you have brothers growing up? My youngest brother was like five years old screaming like, "Stop it, you faggot." That was like what we call each other. Yeah, that's true. I remember other people. Yeah, that's true. Like, my mom would just be like, "Hey, don't say that." And like, that was it. It was like if you had shit or something. It did come from the older Jen. Yeah, it was a staple of millennials. Yeah. It was fun. It was a comedic staple of millennials. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't really meant to be anything other than just a funny word. And it was versatile because you could go with either faggot or faggot depending on how you were using it. And it just made it very fun. You could say it in weird accents and people would still know what you're calling them? Yep. Like, okay. Okay. Very versatile, I guess. Yeah, but let's try to stamp it out. Yeah, let's try to stamp it out. Let's try the head to take it from us because it was such a good one. Man, it was a good word. Yeah, the libs tried to stamp it out, but you can't stamp out such a staple of like the attitude era '90s and like the early 2000s like new metal era. Yeah. True. So true. Yep. That was a limp biscuit word, wasn't it? Yeah, kind of. Yeah. Now. Thag boy. We used to call him, we used to say, "What is this?" That was a fun variation. Yeah. Are you ready to be beaten down on some porn? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, hello fellows. Welcome to Timeline Earth today. Um, the news kind of was last week. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. What news? Yes. Are you in mid? So you admit there was news. Yes, there's news doesn't mean things happen, but there certainly is. That's right. That's right. It's not very defensive. No, I had a conversation with Braxton. Literally DMS. You had a conversation with everybody on the Internet for five hours, whatever that day was. Yeah. This has been written down. And then I went into the notion document and there's pages of notes, pages from when we did the conch matrix on over the line about what happenings mean. I remember. And I forgot this existed and then I was reading it again and I was like, "Wow. Even forgetting this existed. I am consistent." I wasn't even on that episode, but I think I arrived at the same conclusions as you just separate. I did two and a half years ago, like, when that was breaking, I remember you were suspended. And so I was going around tracking your progress between at least three separate group chats where you were arguing with a million different people. Calm everybody down. Everybody needs to just calm down. Yeah. That was clearly your intent. Yeah, calming people. Calm it down. Nothing activates me more than an alleged happening. Hey, bro. That's fine. Yeah. I'm just saying, we got to make sure that when it's really happening, we know it. That's my only concern. Yeah. So what's the thing that's happening? Everything's happening. The whites of their eyes, posying, posying, all the whites of their eyes. We can't fire until we see the whites of their eyes. Yeah. Death, mass starvation, total, total leftist death is when it starts happening. And yeah, I'm just saying, you guys got to be ready for when that happens. And if everybody's blowing their load, think of things that are happening, excuse my friend. Blowing their load on a grazing, on a mere ear grazing, an ear piercing, everybody's blowing their load. We are losing my holiday by the moment. The boy who cried wolf was the faggot who cried. What's happening? The thing is that out there, everybody is news-gooning and they want things to be happening every minute. And on news edging, I'm waiting for the cameras. Yeah. And when it does happen, bird is going to blow the biggest water ever to you. That title. He roaks of yogurt everywhere. Dude. Oh my gosh. That's my only point that people are like, they're catching feelings about my not wanting to get on board with this and all I'm saying is, oh my God, I just want you to be ready for when you have to crush a skull with a shovel. I need you to be ready for the day that that happens because that's going to happen one day. Yeah. And then that will be a happening. Yes. And we discussed some of the things that happened that did not happen. No, I listened on the operations director and I'm saying we didn't operate under these circumstances. Yeah. You didn't get just just just just a little goon as a tree. Never good. I'm the image of Donald Trump standing in the door with the AR50. Never good. Never good. Guys, have you seen the million one? No, it's almost done. Yeah. I'm looking for him. Never good minion. I'm searching on my every. Never good. Yeah. Okay. Here's some really. There's another one that says always goon. It's a minion. Here's the never good minion. He's in the gym smoking a cigarette. He's got a shirt on that says never goon. Dude. It's so legendary. My spirit animal. Oh my God. Yeah. So car, you did not get a chance to reflect on any of the happenings. And I did have a question for you, but I first want to get your take if it leads to the question. Cool. On just how are you feeling? I was suspended during these big events. That means you were watching the big events. What did you think? I was watching the big. Yeah, big events. And then also just your, your activities, I was traveling. It's called corralling through the, yeah, corralling your. I was curating throughout the, throughout the day. Well, I mean, I, with the understanding of your position that what has really changed, I understand that you've made a fairly bulletproof case for nothing has happened, but something did happen. You know, somebody took a pod shot at a Trump from a alarmingly close distance in a public event and certainly that it's looking very, very fishy and, and everybody's on board with the fact that it's fishy, which is really, really crazy. I guess I don't really, you know, the last major, one of these was Henkley, I guess, right? With Reagan, like an 81. Yes, I believe it was. Yes. I was trying to remember. So we haven't really, we haven't really been alive for, for one of these. So I don't know how willing anybody was to raise a, you know, raise a stink over, hey, how did this happen or was it, was this an inside thing or whatever? But that's, that's like the, the, the soup of the day right now is, is everybody's, everybody's asking questions about how the hell this happened. And it certainly looks suspicious on the, for a number of different reasons. You know, if I can just throw this out there real quick car, I have to think obviously I wasn't there for it, but the attempt on Reagan seems like maybe that was the one legit one out of literally all of them. I agree. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the only person who really had it set up for Reagan would have been his VP. Yeah. Right. Right. Right. Obviously if that was going to be the case, it would have succeeded. It's sure. Right. Yeah. Yeah, which was my initial thought on like when it first happened, I was like, well, this is not fishy. This is just a lone idiot or crazy person because he didn't succeed. You know, and I might figure if, if the, if certain organizations wanted him dead, they, they'd have him dead. That being said, I still think they're going to kill him. They're certainly going to try Alex Jones has been saying they're going to roll a bomb into a, um, a rally of his, like a truck bomb or something. I. Four whole months. Yeah. There was actually another attempt just at the RNC. Oh, isn't that yeah, there wasn't there like some of the news talk about it was a ruckus. Unless you're, as you're talking about something different than what I saw, I think he's talking about something different. I think, I think we talk, I think I mentioned this on Jay burden with you bird. There was the two dudes who got popped by the cops because they were homeless crackheads fighting with knives, but there was another one and the dude had a duffel bag full of guns. Do you remember that? Okay. Yes, I do. Nice. Yeah. So they have already tried again. Yes. They're going to, oh, they're going to keep trying. They'll keep trying well into the presidency too. I mean, I obviously, I think every day that he lasts, I mean, if they, if they do knock him off, unless they also are ready to cheat the election, which they might be, that's a Vance when right there, I think they're going to try, man, they are sure. Yeah. I'm sure they're going to keep trying to kill him. They're going to try to cheat the balance. Yeah. They're going to have a mechanism thing more than an intention. Yeah. Can they do it? Not will they? Do you think there's any like this, this might be the ultimate litmus test. I mean, the whole backstory of Trump's reelection campaign here is will he learn from the lessons of the first time and not surround him with people that, himself, with people that hate him, you know, sort of thing. Absolutely. No, absolutely not. Absolutely not. Have this cabinet hated him like up to half a year ago. They'll be a little bit better. Yeah. Well, I think what I get, what I'm getting at is like this will be a litmus test. Will he fire the secret security detail on higher or private? Well, he should. Yeah. I don't know. He does have it. He doesn't go ahead. Just let Eric Prince do it. Yeah. It's the name we all want. Yeah. I know. He was a contest. I just watching Piers Morgan today. It just came out an hour ago and he had Eric Prince on for like 20 minutes. And at the very end of it, it was like a sales pitch to Donald Trump to hire a private security team. So the thing is, I actually want to throw this out there. We talk, we do a lot of bits about Edgar Gore's setting intention accidentally seeding memes into the new sphere here. And I think we might be doing that with this because there has been a very peculiar and very non-organic emergence, not just from us, but from other people in our general sphere. This exact. From other Jews. Yes. Right. Yes. I think there's a meme manifesting here is what I'm getting at. Yeah. Prince or am I misunderstanding? Of Prince. Yeah. Well, he's always been around, but yes, it seems like he's come into favor recently. That is true. That is true. Hasn't some of that been because of X? Like of Twitter? Yes. And I think it's because he started a podcast. Yeah. And that's another part of it too. And it goes to show you these different times. And by the way, I've been talking about Wilder West forever and I want to get with you this week, Bird. We can do it. I have a lot to talk about, but Elon Musk has been highlighting certain people and getting certain people very big on the app and he has totally, totally like kneecapped mainstream media. I mean, nobody, even though even the Biden stuff, I know we're not there yet. I don't want to jump rails, but even the Biden stuff, that didn't get that was released on Twitter. Yes. I mean, that's the biggest news, honestly, of the summer, Elon has put the nail on the coffin on mainstream media as far as I'm concerned. Nothing matters. Nothing matters. He's running the game right now. He is. He's entirely running it. Think about all those lives who screeched and all the ones who actually genuinely did leave Twitter and now for all its problems, and it does have a lot of problems under the Musk regime. It is more central to its actual mission in principle as the newsbreak platform than it's ever been. Right. Right. Yep. And that's always been the mechanism of Twitter, right? It's always been where the discourse gets tested before general release. And it is even more so now love it really weird that there's a connection to South Africa between all of the people who are slowly coming into prominence and are in charge of tech and politics. Yeah. Yeah. Mm hmm. Yeah. Teal on one end. You got Elon on the other. Both of now endorsed Trump bill Ackman came and I, although I don't think he has a connection to South. What about Eric and Driesen? Mark. Yes. Mark. Yes. Yep. He's in too. All of these guys that's so I had like three different ways. I wanted to go with what you were saying car. The first way was you have got to be paying attention to, I don't know what his full name is, but the guy who shot Reagan, Hinckley, you've got to be paying attention to his Twitter account. Oh, yeah. He is a painter, an artist, and he is a wackadoo, a true wackadoo. And it's pretty fun to watch. The other thing is actually it was from AOC. She's interviewing today. She's interviewing Don Cheadle. I don't really know who it is. It's the security director. And she's asking the very obvious question, why the most popular rifle in America? Why does it have a range that is longer than the perimeter that you secured? Yeah. Well, they have an out because Jill Biden at the same, the same day that happened, Jill Biden was at some fundraiser at a casino and requested 12 extra secret service agents. So that then they so sorry. That's exactly how it works. Well, and so that just strengthens the whole argument. Yes. Absolutely. Right. Absolutely. I don't know. There's a lot of investigations that could be done and won't ever be. I am absolutely with you, Paz, that it is a let it happen on purpose. You've already, you've already pretty much told these mentally ill, you know, graduated from high school, but should have been school shooters that like this is what you need to do and just present them opportunities and see what happens. Yeah. Yeah. The final thing, Carl, that I wanted to ask you on the whole subject of where you ended up getting to was how do you feel about the ascendancy of the PayPal mafia into? And now you don't like my descriptor? Well, what happened in Swamp Acoon or wherever it was, South Africa one day in a meeting, they all met. Something happened in a diamond mine or whatever it was and a uranium mine. No, this is not a joke. All of these, all these guys had a secret meeting and a place called Swamp Acoon. That's funny. Yeah, that is why it's funny because you're not doing them. No, it's real. I'm telling you, they all met like Peter Thiel's father or something organized, a big meeting with all these people and something happened in a uranium mine. This sounds like an RFK, in a uranium mine, we met in a uranium mine. I was just sipping water. It's a very like RFK style story, but it's true. What happened there? What do you think about just the sheer success and the now what appears to be a handshake between the legacy institutions and this new regime as evidenced in Donald Trump being the regime pick and the PayPal mafia's ascendancy to power? I mean, I think that we've been moving this way for a long time, you know, and a long time ago, you know, four or five years ago on this show, I said watch Trump or watch Musk rather because he kind of has this place by the balls because it was when the stock price started to just go through the roof. I think that these guys have an absolutely tremendous amount of power. Obviously buying the Twitter platform was part of the plan. Everybody was lampooning it and not understanding what he was doing. And I didn't, you know, I'm not saying I fully understood it, but the power of being able to control the narrative and then have all of that data and all of that dirt on everyone. I mean, I don't know how much this is a negotiated deal between the legacy portion. I wonder how much blackmail is happening by, you know, these guys that you call the PayPal mafia because they have the fact that they've got everyone's Twitter DM. Yes. Exactly. Yes. Who is screwing, which Instagram motto. Oh, yes. They have a tremendous amount of dirt from the data that they were able to. That is why I don't, I do not think that this is, this is a hostile takeover. Yeah. And you know what? Yeah. They both kind of have their own version of Palantir when you think about it. One of them has the real Palantir and he has everybody's DMS either way. And if they smash those two bits of data together, I'm sure they can black anybody. I don't know where we, where I was talking about this, but I was talking about that just recently too. These guys have very intentionally set themselves up for this. You know, what the PayPal mafia has done is a master class in building influence and wielding influence and absolute masterclass and understanding how important data and information is in black, maybe the most important thing is probably is the most important thing. If you have money and dirt, it's like, well, you can't, there's nothing you can't do. Well, and you know what? The thing is the legacy is already knew that, right? That's where the wall make Epstein wealthy thing was exactly, but the thing is they've used the data to formalize the process now, whereas before you just made the guys do whatever weird shit you were already into. So you can jack off what was going on, but now it's systematized and it's not at the whim of whoever your focus point ball guy is. I think years ago, and I, you know, I just mentioned this because we've all seen this for a long time, but it's been years since we've talked about how hegemony recaptures institutions. The old liberal regime was falling apart, but you have these private entrepreneurs or these semi-private entrepreneurs like Musk, and they go out and they innovate and they create these systems that everybody uses. Now going back to the original question to you, car, are we starting to just see the reabsorption of all of these institutions into the hegemon into the regime as it stands? I don't think so. I think that's what drives these guys. And I don't know exactly what does, but I don't think this is going to be a new, like, I think they're smart enough to know which way the wind blows, and I think that whatever comes out the other side of this is going to be quite different. Is that the question you're asking? You don't think that they will, you don't think that they will use this data to express authority over most of them? I don't know if I would go that far. I think I would just say it'll probably come in a much different form. I think that they understand that there are new technologies arriving that are going to make it very difficult for them to do that over the long run, and I think that they're just going to try to mop up as much as they can while they can. Andrew Torba, the nominally Catholic, Andrew Torba said it pretty succinctly earlier. There has been a love-hate relationship between Silicon Valley and the government for decades. The current regime has stifled innovation and slowed down the fast-paced nature of technology entrepreneurs, and they've had enough of it. You think this DEI and Walt Crap is helping them innovate? They're tired of it, too. They are starting their own regime, gutting the current one, and ushering in a pro-growth /pro-technology era that is friendly to small business owners, builders, creators, and entrepreneurs. Big doubt. Huge doubt. So it is that the new regime has essentially succeeding in resting power and is actually absorbing any parts of the old regime willing to go along with it. Yes, to pave the way for, basically, gay-Jewish transhumanism. So that's exactly why we're always saying that the power structures are still inherently futile though, right? This is exactly the same thing that's happened forever in human history. When the next tribe shows up, they take an oath of loyalty from whoever will give one, and exile or kill the rest. The Normans show up in England, and what do they do? They install their own guys and start taking oaths from the counts and little shits that are left. And those are the people who are holding government levers, because when you hold the government lever, that lever is the only thing you've got. You don't have soft power, you don't have the money, but you can make an explicit thing happen with the cover of legitimacy. So this is exactly the same way these things have always operated. It's got nothing to do with the regime so much as the groups, the feudal groups, moving to control the levers. Now, will it be incidentally beneficial to us? Sure, maybe. I hope so. I wouldn't count on it. I think it will. Yeah. It'll be incidentally beneficial because they can't, no matter how much progress they make and how much success they realize with replacing these current elites, they still can't stop what's gone. I don't think what will come will be functionally different for any of us than what has been. It will be better for them, and the old power holders will be moved aside. I guess they're done with the woke crap, but... No, they're just going to swap the aesthetics. I don't know. I think that the conversation, for good reason, tends to drift into this very grandiose battle context where it's like we have to directly fight ex-group, or these two groups are fight. When your enemies are fighting, let them fight, it requires being an ally. I don't care about these people at all, but in the fact that they're breaking up legacy institutions and allowing for the pull of culture in a better direction, and certainly seemingly, maybe accidentally, but along the way, breaking up a lot of the administrative control of the federal state, take the wins. It's not like you've got to be like a Musk fanboy, it's just like if he's allowing for things to not happen, I think it's fun as hell along the way, and anytime there's a little bit of chaos that allows for opportunity, and that's what I look forward to. I don't disagree. I don't disagree. It is a grandiose point, it is a long-term point to someone who hopes to be here for like 50 more years on this Earth, that they, like Paz was saying, they masterclass their way into power, and like I would like some of that, and I would like people who I am most sympathetic to to have some of that as well, and just as the old liberal regime was trying to do with these guys before they wrested control through institutions, they tried to stifle them to the point where they weren't able to do that. I think the Apple case where they wouldn't surrender the passwords was a big thing for kind of cutting the power of government here, but my, that's my only concern is the long-term, it's not that they aren't delivering wins, they are, it's not that I don't like JD Vance I do, it's just, is this going to be like, is the thing that's coming just going to be gay differently? Yes, because I don't have the energy for that. You know what I mean? And I will take, absolutely will take the wins way more than I would ever give a sniff of power back to Joe Biden or his crew or anybody over there. Do you think, do you think that your, your standards for what, what is considered a win has lowered? No, I think they're delivering real wins. Wins like in the context that your enemies are losing. So I'll give you a big, a big one, and this is nothing to do with what's going on right now, but it just came to mind. Peter Teal basically killed Gawker. Oh yes. And that's it. But that's a win in the context of your enemy good thing. Yes, for sure. Yes, they, they are, they are doing bad things to my enemy. And I like that. If I can give a shout real quick to a long time friend of ours, Mr. Pete listened recently to his show with Mr. Sue about the city of London, and I'm going to be getting after both of them to do an encore with me. But this is not an advert for that. The point is what they talked about was how Powell is not our guy either, but he's also not the current regime's guy. Yes. And he's wrecking face on the existing international finance system and that while he might not be on our side, he's hurting our enemies. And so it's good. Yes. And I think to your point, and that's why I'm bringing this up, this is a point that's obvious to all of us, but more people need to realize it. You know, let them fight. We all know the meme. Now live that meme. Mm hmm. Don't get absorbed. It's too into it. Carr, you were right. You know, you don't care about these guys. I think everybody just be so reminded about it because one, one day, the ideologies just will clash. They just will clash. And you know, don't become a homer for these guys. They stink. But they're killing worse enemies. And it's good. Yeah, they're useful. It's really good. Yeah, they are. Shake it up. Yeah, you are. I say. And I mean, you know, I know that there's always an ongoing discussion surrounding, you know, corporations exerting authority versus government asserting authority. But I will always put my stock and say, hey, I would rather corporations exert authority because I can, I can much more easily avoid that. And so, you know, especially because the technology is already built, like, I don't know. I don't need their banking. I don't need, you know, I don't need, it's not to say that it's without hazard. It's just, it would be a very probably productive step in the right direction to start breaking up a lot of that government side authority, even if it's in favor of gay corporation authority, because that's probably more easily avoidable. It's still, and it's also better than what we currently have. Absolutely. Way better. Yep. I am, I am thinking about what happens post Trump, whether that's four days from now or four. You know what happens. JD. Is it? Yes. JD, the vets gotta be, it's gotta be Vance, and it's gotta be Vance because Vance is the reason the PayPal mafia is letting Trump back in at all. Yes. Yep. You know, but they are letting Trump exchange for two hundred and fifty million dollars. That was the exchange was give us the vice presidency. You put your crown on our actual guy's head, and we will make sure you get your second term. That is exactly what happened. Yep. Which, by the way, rocks, JD Vance is way more our guy than Trump. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Even though he does look like he used to be a little fat goth kid. Yeah. You can't get over that. He's a magic together fan, so I like him. Oh, he is. Yeah. Okay. That does it. Yep. That does it. Um, what color do you think JD Vance plays? There's no way he didn't play a black deck. Right? Just all. Yes. Yes. When you have that natural eyeliner, because you have those meaty eyebrows that he has, you have to go goth. You know, maybe black red even. Yeah. A black red male dead. Yeah. Very good. Very good gents. Let's talk about the other thing that happened. Hmm. Hmm. Well, I'm super hyped up here because flip a coin. I was well. Yeah. Get that coin ready. Actually, yes. Get that coin ready. I'm going to play this audio clip. What's Joe Biden going to do? Is he going to stay in the race? He's going to drop out. Where's my answer? I am running and we're going to win. Yay. On June, on July 6th, which was like less than 20 days ago, President Biden says only the Lord almighty could convince him to quit the presidential race. Just a few days ago, he has quit the presidential race. Either he has blasphemed or the Lord almighty not only flicked that bullet to the side, but he pulled Joe side and said, look, we're giving it to the teal guys. Somehow. I have an easy first side wasn't obvious enough. Let me talk right to you this time. Yeah. Yeah. It also possibly just vindicates the former that he's a blasphemer and has no connection with God at all. But yes, he's done. And what do you guys think about the massive, rapid media coalescence around Quaylude Kamala, our queen of the week? We need to flip a coin to see what we think. Okay. Let's hear it. Let's get that. That's right. Who's got a coin? You got it. I got it. Yup. All right. Head. Head. All right. Tails. Okay. One more. Head. Okay. Here we go. Are we trumper? Are we? Blue. Heads. Oh, yes. Thank goodness. So before we go on with the news, if I could just put a motion before the vote board needs to be voted on before the next board meeting, no, we'll flip a coin. Well, I just want to motion that in honor of her meteoric rise to power, we allow Kamala to be heads and move Trump to tails. Wow. I'm with her, dude. All right. Wow. Okay. Fine. Let's play that game. Yeah. Kamala will be heads. She does have a big old head. That does make sense. We'll be tails, we'll move it around just to confuse our listeners further considering how she got her terror position. Heads is very appropriate. You're very right. About that. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I accidentally the joke. Here's here's what I saw that tweet the other day that apparently she dated Montel Williams back. She did. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I have no idea. Anyways, I'm sorry. Oh, fuck yeah, she's your Alabama black snake Todd Starnes tweeted something smells. Why would President Biden announce such a momentous and historic decision on a Sunday afternoon on a social media platform? The letter he posted was not written on White House stationary and his signature appeared to be photoshopped. Also, Biden's signature was underlined and typically he does not underline his name. His staff only found out once the message had been posted on X and cabinet members were notified by the chief of staff, not Biden. The last time the public saw Biden, he feebly walked down the stairs of Air Force One and had to be physically assisted into the presidential limo. He has not been seen in public since. How do we know Biden wrote that letter and how do we know that Biden posted the letter on his ex page? There wasn't even an official White House photograph of the moment. His brother Frank Biden told CBS news that health abs his health absolutely was a deciding factor in the decision. And then he told CBS selfishly, I will have him back to enjoy whatever time he has left. Is Biden still alive? Is he awake and alert? Is he in command of his faculties with respect? We need to see proof of life. Lauren Bogart, I think she made an official motion in the House of Representatives to demand that Joe Biden give proof of life by 5 p.m. two days ago, two days ago, 5 p.m. two days ago. And furthermore, the signature, if you've seen analysis of the signature, it doesn't look like Joe Biden's ordinary signature. This leads to a couple of thoughts. Number one is that baby head has been Joe Biden, this president the whole time and has consistently signed that signature and that baby head this time has actually officially died. And Chinese Joe tried his best to perfect the signature, but failed to. Do you guys actually believe in handwriting analysis? It's a very different signature. Have you seen it? I have seen the comparison. I just, I don't put a lot of stock in the analyzing of signatures. But to be fair, pause. This is just one data point among many weird data points. Oh, sir. I'm on board with the thesis that's a question about that. Yeah. Did you guys see? My thesis, right? That baby head has died? Yes. Yes, yes. Yes. Okay, guys. It was a great idea. It was a great idea. I need validation. Thanks. Yeah. Yep. Um, somewhat related, have you guys seen all this stuff coming out that the, that all the flags in DC are at half massed. Oh, no, they're just breaking like now. No, I'm not dying on us before. Well, that could be for anybody that could be for anybody. It could be because didn't know it didn't like a representative pass away on Friday. They might still be a half mass from that. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He passed away the other day, dude. So we haven't, we haven't officially heard from him, kayfay beside. Oh my god. Five days now. He just made an announcement. Who did? Joe Biden. Okay. Here's the announcement. Okay. I got to play this. He's, he's just made this announcement. My fellow Americans, I want to take a moment to address some of the hateful shit you've been talking about me or that I have applesauce for brains. Well, I will miss words where it is. Fuck you. You're all a bunch of facts. I'm going to keep the line. Yeah. Facing, feisty in his old age and his name. I know. He's bringing faggots back to the jam. Really interesting. It's our guy. So back. Yeah. I'm really unfortunate we didn't flip the coin the right way. It seems today. Yeah. Well, good. I'm glad Joe's okay. That's here. But we haven't, I mean, has it been five days? I think got it. That sounds right. Could be a week. It's been, have we really seen him since the debate? I mean, I'm not meaning for you. No. So I'll go up the stairs to Air Force two or whatever it was, Air Force one or whatever. It's basically it. Yep. Crazy. Crazy. Yeah. The only thing that happened in the span of a week was the RNC. And I forget where I talked about this. So I talked about this on taste, but I really do want to talk about this on the main show. I think this is extremely funny. Harmeet Dylan got up during the RNC and she prayed to Waha Guru. This clip is from Fuentes. That's the only reason why his voice is going to be in the background here too. She did a little song. Are you serious? Does a little song and then she finishes the song and she explains what the song means. I need you to pay close attention. She does the prayer. And she goes, Waha Guru, our one true Lord, which is, when I heard her say that, I could not stop laughing. But then she goes, we thank you for that America is a country. And then she kind of like, like, narrows her eyes looking directly into the camera that's on her and goes, that the United States is a country where we can all practice our religious freedom equally. And then she basically like, ends it and leaves. We got, she has four months, I mean, that you can get up with the RNC. And your whole point is to torture the audience for two minutes and then lecture them about why they had to be tortured by you. This is the kind of thing, this is the RNC and transitional period. Do you think they were just like, you know what, you can have the, you can have half the RNC, but this is the last time. Yeah, I don't know. She's, you know, the representative from California, she's a major player in the RNC. I think she went up there and nobody knew what she was going to talk about. They will burn your oak door. What else did they find this week? Oh, Matt Gates is Chinese. Did you guys see that? Wait, what? Dude, let me get you a photograph card that's going to make you extremely uncomfortable. Great. All right, that's going into the TLE chat. I just saw the never goon thing again, the heels. Chinese Matt, dude. You like that such a good comment. Matt Gates, like someone from Team America, World Police came to life from burn of a fun quest. Yeah. Very good. Good. How do you like it? Do you like Chinese Matt look? Yeah. I do like it. What if? I would see more of it. How would you feel car? If slowly people you recognized on TV started looking a little bit more Chinese? No. Man. How many people seriously serious question to the group, all of you? In your life, you start noticing people that you thought looked one way, look a little bit more Chinese than they do. What number of person do you get to before you mention it to somebody else? Never infinity. You'll never say anything. I'll never say anything. Never dune. You'll just notice the smile on my face get a little wider. Final piece of news for the day, we're going to check in on the other guy running for the presidency. He's been up to some brain worm content recently. Look what I came home to. That's the dad closest to me. And then the mom is the second one, the two babies are behind them begging for food. They all come down to the rail and it's like, oh, they're very, very responsive and they're getting more confident every day. It's really fun to watch them interact and have these really, this wide range of vocalizations you can see in the half-eating of baby. Is this guy still actually running or not? Anyway, they have these extraordinary vocalizations with the wide range of clicking sounds and have a very, very rich range of communicating with each other and for me it's just fun to watch. Is this part of the campaign or what? Is it still running? He tweeted on July 18th after the president was shot, this is what he tweeted, he tweeted more unity, more ravens. That was a minute and 15 long video. That's really ominous though. Very funny dude. I mean, this is like a minute and 15, like, so I love where he goes, the brain worm left no damage and then there's, you know, videos like this where he cannot get the word out. He literally cannot get the word out. It took him a minute and a half to go, "Hey, this is the Raven family that lives outside. It's funny how many interesting vocalizations they do." That would be the length of a horrible person's video. It's crazy dude. The guy is completely off and we love him for it, frankly, we love him for it. It's awesome. We really like that. Too bad that he won't be president ever really. It's not too bad. Fuck the Kennedys. That's fair, yeah. That's true. Party line from pause. Yeah, it's true. We know. A while back, we mentioned something to do with the fact that Elon Musk is a transgender kid. Yes. Well, that's one of the main reasons why he hates the woke left so much. He talks about it constantly. He called his own son dead. He basically. Yeah. Yep. I'm seeing that on the timeline right now. No. No, no, like, symbolically. Yeah. Like, his son is dead. Yeah. He, this means, yeah, it really means a lot to him, dude. It's a real. Yeah. I can't even imagine. One of the only reasons why you know that he's a, not a foe, he's, he is actually a form of friend for how long we don't know is that's a real motivator. It's a real motivator. Um, Vice President Kamala suck his dick so sloppy, you get a wipe his ass after. Yes. Yeah. What? Yeah. That's been going on. Wait, what? Do you really want him to say it again? You want me to say it again? I will. What is it? The, the comments he just made about how sloppy Kamala's blow jobs are. Oh, man. Did you see that Ken Griffin paid $45 million for a Stegosaurus skeleton? Yes. That's badass. It is. It kind of is. It kind of is pretty badass. It might be. It might be if they were real. If they were real. Well, it's still a cool sculpture. Right? Yes. That's the way to frame it. It's still a very cool sculpture. They were real paws. They were just in the Garden of Eden. What does it even mean much to consider? Anticholuvian. Do we have another hour to, do we want to get into this? Before we do that, can I make one more point? Yes. And this is going to take it back to the PayPal mafia, uh, and that sort of topic. So I don't want to spend too much time. So not Raven. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to pivot off of Raven's, uh, briefly. Um, later this week, and I know this isn't everybody's cup of tea, but it does line up pretty big with the PayPal mafia. There's a Bitcoin conference in Nashville, a pretty big one. And Trump is speaking at it. And apparently Elon is rumored. There are rumors flying that he might be speaking at it. And there, and Elon is kind of fanning the flames on, uh, on the idea that the US might adopt a Bitcoin, like, put it on their balance sheet, start to use it as a reserve assay. I don't know if any of this is true, nor do I frankly care all that much. But this is kind of like in the category of behavior of particularly Elon, he's borderline engaging in like information terrorism. Yes. I mean, great. That's awesome. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yup. Yup. Mask off. Yeah. Now, wasn't there some kerfuffle on the party platform or in a Trump statement or in some pseudo official communication about a Bitcoin Fort Knox in Nashville to, uh, I did not see that. So I can't speak to it, but what would a Bitcoin Fort Knox look like? Well, that's why I thought it was so stupid when I heard about it. But I guess I don't know now if that was real or if that was actually maybe just a dream I have. That's awesome. Yeah. That's really where we're at though. Right. These days it's like, did I, is that a fever dream or does that really just happen? Yeah. That was on the show. Yeah. I am almost positive. That was a real thing. It could very well be. One of you know what I'm talking about. No, I mean, it could be. I just don't know what, I don't know what a Fort Knox, like a Fort Knox, a Bitcoin. It's just a highly secure building. Like a seven and 11 keys. Okay, I guess. Yeah. Like what do they do in buying a ledger and burying it? Yeah. Well, you know, you would like guarded and probably put it in a fair day, you know, situation with that be if, if behind like thousands of guards and billions of dollars of protection, it's just like a flash drive with, with the entire, the entire value of the United States in it would be very cool. That would be cool. That would be a good Nick Cage movie. Oh man. That'd be great. I have to steal. I have to steal the treasure. I have to steal the United States treasure or better yet, he's the chief of security. And yeah. Someone stole. Fucking nerds. Someone stole the treasure. I like it. It's the nerds from the X files. Oh, they're trying to steal. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. What else we got here? Oh, I guess that Biden BET interview isn't going to be happening anytime soon. Unfortunately, I thought that would have been pretty interesting to why. So much we're giving Biden king of the week, obviously, and we're giving Donald Trump king of the week. And we've given queen of the week to Kamala. What else do we have here? Any other news topics? I think we're good. I think that's all the news that I have fellas. Thank fucking God. It's all I got. Good session. Oh, cool. Hey, I actually got one thing before we sign off here. Sure. As we were recording, I was doing some DMing, Scarlet Thread Society for July is going to be just a couple days late, expected like August 3rd or something instead of the beginning and next week. My apologies, folks. Sounds good. All right. Xi Jinping is alive. Yes. Oh, I almost forgot about that. Yes. Our Royal Magnolia's benefactor lives. Thank goodness. Was there a scare? There was. There was. The one for March is on. There's a scare if you're a dissident and you don't have faith and hope in our great president, but I wasn't scared. Cool. Good. Good. Good. Uh, we should do a limp this week, bird. I'm probably going to be around. And then, uh, yeah, I do want to see if we can get a wilder west up there. Uh, yeah. All right. Until next week, do your hands on the wheel? All right.