(upbeat music) Oh boy, how are you folks? Welcome to the 200th episode of "The Josh Potter Show." We barely made it here. We're here though. We did it. Scratching and clawing, I'll tell you that. To his eye, Josh Potter, thanks so much for being here for the 200th episode. Do I have any fanfare or special things planned? Not entirely. I did bring our favorite Hall of Fame guest. She has an award named after Chase O'Donnell's here, folks. (cheering) Fresh off her hike from Mount Whitney, we'll get into all of it. First I wanna let you know, thejoshpotter.com. That's where you can go buy tickets to see your boy live. Come see me live, thejoshpotter.com. I am going to be in the great city of Omaha. That's right, August 15th. And then I'm gonna be into Moin, August 16th and 17th. And then I'm gonna be in Boston, August the 24th. And I do believe this is coming out on, nope, I've already was in Dallas. I was already in Dallas. Right? Yep. Already in Dallas. Already there right now. And why did you have fun? What's that? You had fun. Boy, it was a hell of a time. But yes, come out in August, in September, have some dates as well. Long Island, Maine, a whole bunch. Go to thejoshpotter.com and get your tickets. If this is your first time here, thanks for being here on the 200th episode with the hell it took you so long. If you've left and you come back, welcome back. Some exciting news is coming to the Josh Potter show. We will no longer be inside my actual apartment any longer. That's right. We'll be at a studio very soon. The 200s are looking bright. We are gonna be joining the comedy store and their podcast studios. And I'm excited for it. We're gonna have bigger guests. We're gonna be not in my apartment anymore, which I love, that part of it. We cannot wait to let this thing fall apart, this apartment, 'cause no one comes here unless it's to do a podcast. I can't wait 'til it's just, I'm gonna let this thing go by the wayside, you know? But Chase is here, Chase plug everything in anything for the 200th episode. - I've been itching to say stuff, but what an intro. Okay, so first of all, I have to say, 200 is a huge achievement. Very few podcasts reach 200. - Yeah, they tried to stop me. So I just wanna say, huge day, huge deal. I'm honored to be the 200th guest. - Well, I wouldn't have, were you the 100th episode guest too? I think you might have been. - I don't remember. - I mean, you've been on a hundred times. Yeah, the 100th episode-- - The 200th is-- - What did I even do on the 100th episode? What studio was that in? I don't remember anything about it. - Misery loves Mandy 100th episode. - No, that's, that's-- - That was a different podcast. - That's not my podcast at all. - That's also the 100th episode. - Yeah. - That's not my podcast at all. - We just did 100th, but got, I got to say 200th. - I got to say 200th. - I've been the Josh pot, which I've been my show and see where I've been. - I think it did. - Oh, okay. Let's see what-- - I don't think it's me. - Richie doing dishes. Just let it play for a second. Oh, look at that. I'm in the Burbank studio, the very first one. 'Cause we had two in there. We moved from one small one to a big one. Oh yeah, I just did a solo. - He did a solo. - I did a solo and I shot gun beers and it got me demonetized. Don't let them see this. Don't take this out. 'Cause I'm not getting demonetized this time. No sir, no fucking, unless I would just do that. - Look at you, Josh. I mean, 100 episodes ago, how long was that two years ago? - Well, broadcast August 30th, 2022. - Yeah, two years ago. - 2022, I was really killing it. - I, me too. I got to say that was one of the better years for me. - 2022 was a great year. - Yeah. - What was the date? - August. - August 30th. - August, kind of similar timeframe. I was killing it in August of 2022. I'll tell you that. - You're looking at a guy who probably doesn't even know he's killing it there. - I too was killing it in August 2022, yeah. - Making money left it right. Oh my God, I thought it would never end. I was flying girls everywhere all over the guy. - I think you were killing it more than me. - Oh, I was killing it when I look back at my, I was going down memory lane on my Instagram 'cause things are rough and I-- - What's rough? I wanna know what's rough. - I'm losing followers every minute. - Me too, I think I'm just getting rid of the bots. - Okay, I'm getting rid of the bots. But anyways, I was like, wow, August 2022, I just filmed my special. I was doing musicals in real life. I was like posting on my clip. I was in the zone. - That's what your idea of killing it was? - Yeah. - Oh my Lord, has everything to do with Instagram? Stop it. No, come on, that's crazy. - Okay, I was killing it on Instagram. - No, you can't use Instagram as your metric. You're like 2022 hell of a year. Let me tell you the real insights. - All the insights and achievements I got on Instagram. What are you talking about? - Okay, so what should it should be that I'm buying? - I don't know. - Yeah, no, that's, hey, I made, I just hired a business manager. And he, I mean, I don't, my finances are, it's as if you're opening a crypt and you're seeing decaying corpse and like, you know, spider webs and stuff. There might be some treasures in there, but we don't know until we open the crypt. Do you know what I'm saying? - Yeah. - I've had a man get under the hood of this thing. And I found out, I never knew how much money I made in years past, I mean, that's crazy, right? Like, I don't know how much money I made in years past. And so he's doing all this stuff and I found out like detailed how much money I made in 2022. And if you would have ever told me I made that much money in my life in one year, I would have been so elated and it would have been like, well, I must be killing it. I am right back to poor. I don't know what the fuck I did. I do know exactly what I did. I mean, here I'm like, I don't know what happened, but I know exactly what happened. I was really on one and I can pinpoint moments. I go, I shouldn't have done that. I probably shouldn't. But I had so much fun. Oh my God, I had the best time of my life. - This is why we don't know how much money we make because we talked about this that we don't, like the shows are just like, they pop up, but you don't know at the beginning of the year how much money you're going to make. - No, I mean, you can kind of forecast it. - You can. - Yeah, of course. I mean, like, if you have the contracts, you can go like, I'm going to make this much this weekend, I'm going to make this much. But I just, I didn't, all of it was cherry to me in 2022 because in 2018, I made $38,000. Do you know what I'm saying? - Yeah. - That's like, I don't know. And I was like, I made more than 30, I'm kind of doing great. Like, you know what I mean? And then it went, it accelerated to a degree that I've never fathomed. I'm like, I make more money than I think my dad ever made. That's what I thought at that moment in that year. And I thought, this is how it's going to be every year. And then it went, gee, gee, gee, a little bit. And I'm like, oh, I fucking got really, I go, oh, I can kind of see all that up. - But guess what? - What? - It's your 200th episode. - Yeah, we got to call back up. - Reason for celebration. - If I ever make that much money, is that much money I made in 2022 again? I will cherish it. I will hold on to it. - Will you whisper to me how much you made? - I will no longer. - I'm making a million. - No, it's not a million. Come on, now you're making me look like dog shit. But I, no, it was just, it was enough where I go like, I'm not going to fly girls on airplanes anymore. I'm not going to stay with them. - Oh, that's why you lost the money 'cause you were flying all these girls out. - I was buying plane tickets left and right I was flying places. I, for not shows, I was, and when I say girls, I mean like, this is like not like a dozen. You know what I'm saying? Like a couple, a few. And then enough. And then, you know, I'm not going to go stay at the four seasons on a Tuesday night randomly. I was doing that. Why was I doing that? But I was just, I thought I was rich. I thought I was like, I'm killing it. They have four seasons, has a discount on Tuesday night. - Speaking of standards and high class, we have a surprise for you. - Oh shit, Chase has been staring across the room. - You know the surprise. - Chase has been staring across the room at the bottle of champagne. - We need you the honors. (laughing) We're celebrating the 200th episode. - Well, here's another reason. Not only my finances indicate that I'm a child and not a man, I also don't have glassware in my home 'cause I never entertain. I have plastic cups that we're going to use for mimosas. - I think it's charming, drawing. - It's not charming. - It's charming. - Oh, it's so charming that I can't get a person. - Look at this. - Oh boy, there they are, oh no. - It's 200, Josh, how many years is this? Is this eight years of podcasting? - Eight years, no, I started in 2020, I do believe. Or was it 2021? - That makes sense. - I guess it would have been 2020. - If it was two years for the 100th episode and then two years for that, so it's 2020. - Yeah, 2020, okay. - October of 2020. - I doubled it. - When you get back there, Alex, after you're done making drinks, see if you can find when episode one of this program aired. I should know these. - I don't know Josh, I mean, Alex. - That was on your mom's, you have to look on your mom's house, YouTube channel. That's where episode one is. All right, don't kill me with the core. - Oh gosh, I feel like I should have popped the cork across the run. Broke my own. - You probably should have. - Yeah, that's on you. - Next time. - Next to 400, I'll do that. - This is another question I wanted to ask while you were doing the intro. You said we're getting bigger guests. Who's your number one ideal Josh Potter show guest future? - Below Jason's and past away. - Okay, okay. - So not OJ. - But that would've been number one. - Wow. - That would've been a great one. - You know, like Fred Durst would be up there probably. Mine aren't like, I mean, when I say bigger guests, I mean like people in the comedy world, but I don't know, maybe we can get some others 'cause other people are always hanging out over there. And-- - 1599. - Who did I just meet the other day? - That's falling. - At the comedy store. - Oh, Mack Jones, I met him recently. - Cheers. - Thank you. - So proud of you, Josh. - Thank you, episode 200. - Episode 200. - Ooh. - It's get toasted. You're just gonna drink the bottle. - No. - This is the first alcohol you've had since your hike. - Yeah. - Wow, look at that folks. - I've been drinking less. - I mean, you say that with pride, but remember we used to shit on those. - No, no, no, I still do. No, no, no. - I gotta say, it's still the biggest red flag to me if you don't drink. But I think, like, have a drink. - That's my favorite thing about Chase is her disdain for you sober losers. - I just have one drink, you know what I mean? But I think if, I think because I've been like not going out, I'm not someone that like drinks alone. - Sure, me neither. When I don't go anywhere, I mean, I'll drink a thousand beers a night, but I won't do it in my house alone, you know? - Yeah, it's good for me to know like, oh, I don't need alcohol. Like if I'm at home alone, I'm fine. It's just when I'm social, I drink. - I've been streaming quite a bit NCAA football, and people are wondering why I'm not shot getting beers on there, and I was like, it's not COVID anymore, you know what I mean? - Okay, that was a COVID thing. - Yeah, that was a COVID thing. I'll do it on special occasions, but I can't like just get drunk on the internet by myself anymore, like in a room that's-- - We talked about this on Mandy's 100th episode. - Yeah. - That was your like, people were making sourdough, starter bread, and like arts and crafts, and you were really perfecting the art of-- - I perfected how to shotgun a beer. - I can do it without spilling a drop. Everyone's so messy and sloppy with their shotguns. They spray the beer everywhere, they do it, and then they throw it down and it's like splashes everywhere. I get a bone dry, I could do one right here, sitting down, put it right down, duke, empty can. I did it on the go back to the 100th episode and see my skills, but can you find out the date in which episode one aired? That would be interesting. I'm gonna guess a date, I'm gonna guess October 21st or something like that. - So when was I-- - You were in one of the first few episodes-- - I thought you had been doing it for years, when I started. - No, I was, you were on like one of my first episodes. - Yeah, I must've been, 'cause 2020-- - I had no idea what I was doing. I had no idea what the podcast was. I had no idea what I was doing. - And we were in a-- - September 29th, I thought it was October-- - Of 2020. - 2020, yeah. - Go up, let me look at myself. - Yay. - I guess I don't look that different there. - You do look different. - You look so different. - You got different glasses on. - Yeah, I have different glasses. - I would say you look better. - I would say you look better, Josh, here. - Oh, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - 2020, you look better. - You look better. - I don't even think about this, but I'm gonna call any, 'cause any was my first producer on the show. We've had 17 producers on this program, I feel like, at this point. - Oh my gosh, any. - Let's see, I just talked to him yesterday, but let's see if he picks up the phone. - Oh, he better pick up the, there he is on camera. - Yeah. - And a dove. Oh my God. - He's gonna be, 'cause yesterday I had to call about a computer issue. - What time is it there? - Four. - It's after here. - 4 a.m. (laughing) Probably like shooting something's like, what's this fucking car? - Yeah, he's definitely shooting an episode. - If he doesn't answer. - He's actually, he's gonna, leave a message. - No, no, no. - Leave a message. - He'll call back. He'll call back. - Okay. - At some point. - Okay, fine. - So Chase, you're not drinking, you're back. I don't know if you folks know this, if you follow Chase, please follow her on Instagram, because it's good work. - For the love of God. - It seems like she's having an existential crisis regarding her. I mean, that was how you indicated 2022 to being a good year, and then you were like, "I've lost so many followers." I'm like, okay, yeah, and I got, I, I'm really, that's not a bad thing. - I mean, in the grand scheme of life and floating around on this blue marble we call her. - No, it doesn't even matter. - I don't think that constitutes one way or another a bad, I mean, career-wise it could professionally help or hurt or what have you, but. - You know, as far as like 2022 mentally to now, much better. - Yeah. - Yeah, I'm like happier. - Well, there you go. So it has nothing to do with followers, huh? Lo and behold. - No, I'm like really into the power of now. (laughs) - Do you know what's, I hope happening out there is that there are young people, 20-somethings that I heard this is happening. They're seeing their parents on their phones so often that they are like rejecting phones. - Oh, I hope so. - And screens, they call like, Pete kids on the screens, like if they are an iPad kid, they call them like Skibbity Riz, is that true? - Skibbity, the kids I used to babysit, I would. - They have Skibbity Riz, I'm sounding. - They were saying Skibbity and they won't tell me what it means, I guess I could have Googled. - No, it means bad. Here, I know who-- - What's it mean? - Let's make another phone call. - Okay. - You know, I got an education on this. You know what else is also a bad, I don't know anything that means good. Riz is good, Riz up. - But what's Skibbity-- - Say, I got Sigma Riz. - They were saying Skibbity left and right and I said you better tell me. - You're Skibbity. - Just means you're bad, but like the cool kind of bad. - You're the loser. - You got Skibbity minus one Riz. - I'm gonna just spell it on my new Taylor Swift shirt. - Oh no, hold on. - Brand now. - I'm making phone calls left and right there. - Could you pass me a paper towel? - Oh no, hey. - I'm doing a podcast, can I ask you a couple of questions? - I'm sure. - Skibbity, tell me about it. - It means bad, right? - Oh, is this Kim? - Yes, this is Kim, I'm sorry. - Hi Kim, it's Chase. - Kim cognitive on the program. Chase is here, I'm explaining Skibbity. - I didn't know what Skibbity meant. - I said she has Skibbity Riz. - This is not good. - Use it in your sentences that you use. - Okay. - Tell Chuck, we're educating an audience. - Chuck said a 40 year old man asking what Skibbity is is pretty Skibbity. - I'm 38, Chuck, and your judgment is parked and Ohio. - Whoa, I didn't even understand that. - You know, you're calling someone with Sigma Riz though. It's hard for me to even think about Skibbity. - Can you tell me a Sigma Riz diss on Chase? - Sigma Riz, okay I'm ready. - I think Chase has Sigma Riz. - No. - What's that? - Yeah, that's like it's good. - That's like, it's good. - I was at the edge of my seat. - You have popular charisma. - Wow, thank you Kim. - Thank you Kim. - You're welcome. - Tell Chuck he's parked and Ohio. - How would him know? - Okay. - You're welcome. - No. - Okay, bye. - Can I, well first of all, to hear from Kim that I have popular Riz, what a compliment? - All right. - Second of all, the biggest compliment I've ever received. Second of all, I use Skibbity every now and then as a Skibbity-dup, duh duh duh duh duh. - No, you see you're spelling it wrong. - If you're scouting in the jazz community. - That's a different word. Your Skibbity is SQIBBI. - Yeah, I'm spelling it. - D-Y, Skibbity. - That's not. - But you're doing Skibbity like SKI-Q-E. - Skibbity? - No, no, no, no. There's a lot of jazz singers that do Skibbity, duh duh duh. - Yeah, I guess you're right when they're scouting. - They're scouting. - Is it the beginning of Trash? - I'm not saying Skibbity, yes. - Lord, are we 20 minutes into this fucking thing already? What the hell are we been talking about? - Oh, got 200 up at the, ugh, I'm drunk. - So tell me about your hikes. I mean, so Chase went, and I don't know, because you're not following her evidently, out there. She didn't see it on her Instagram. - I gotta say, the roaches are loyal and God do I love you all, so thank you. - I saw you went with Catherine Blanford, former guest on this program, and another comedian, Nicole Amy Schreiber, and you guys climbed Mount Whitney. How did this come about? - Three comedians, hike in Mount Whitney. - How do you, I didn't even know you knew them. - So remember when I went on my solo three-day birthday Catalina trip? - Yeah, Chase, I thought had a mental breakdown. - I did. - She was like, I'm gonna go into the woods for three days by myself. No cell phone, I go, that seems dangerous, but all right. - Yeah, Josh was really worried about me. And I accidentally did a 20-mile hike. - Whoops. - And I posted about it, and Nicole and I had a show together right when I got back, and she was like, I didn't know you were into hiking. - 'Cause Nicole is like, into hiking. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And she was like, I have all these like trips planned. She had gone through a breakup and had like these trips still planned, so needed people to like tag along. - Oh, she was gonna do this with her mate? - Yeah. - Mm. - And I mean, the only silver lining out of a breakup is that I got to tag along to her trips she had planned, and Catherine and Nicole are roommates. - Oh, I see. I don't know that either. - We just all did it together. - That's wonderful. And you climbed all this. - It was the hardest thing I've ever done. - Is it on Chase's Instagram? Go look at Chase's. - Oh, are you typing in my photos? - Oh, god. - Go follow her, folks. - Oh, god. For the love of Chase. - For the love of Chase. - Look. Look at those numbers. Anyways. Here we go. - Where is it amongst the promos? - They're right there. - Oh, there you go. This is like, so it seemed like you were like making a vlog. I mean, were you conscious of filming things or...? - I did. Evil, you know I love to edit, and I... - You do? - I loved to edit. - Who loves to edit? - I had an editing company called Cut to the Chase. - I remember. - Anyways, I thought I was back another one of my criticisms, where I didn't know if I should do comedy, but this video apparently a lot of the comments are saying it makes us look like we had a good time and it was easy. - Yeah. - It was the hardest thing I've ever done. I had, I mean, I was so dizzy on the mountain that I was slowly like watching my step because I thought I was going to die a lot of times. I thought I was gonna just fall off the mountain. And then I was like, I didn't have complete altitude sickness, but like really nauseous and dizzy, and then the bottoms of my feet were full water blistered. - Wow. - My backpack was over 30 pounds, so my shoulders were just completely bruised. And I was just in the most pain ever, and on the way down I was going Chase never again. - Like what, never again, and I was crying. - Just crying because you were in pain. - Because I was in so much pain I didn't think I'd make it off the mountain, and then people would like pass me, and that's when I'd be like, pull it together, hi. But no one knew I was crying, but- - To be polite to the people on the mountain, you just didn't want them to like think you were- - Catherine and Nicole, when I finished after them, I had to slow down and I was so not in good shape. - Were you, were they worried about you? - No, that's why they said they kept going because they knew I'd be fine. But I was still alone on the mountain towards the end. - Now do you find some sort of value in making yourself go through this type of pain? Are you like a masochist in this? Because I can understand that being like, I love the fact I was crying and I was pissed or- - No, no. Mount Whitney has always been on my bucket list though. But I wish I had done it in three days. I think the point to like, oh, look, Nikki Glaser commented, oh, that's cool, love her. I just like by the end, it was too much. Like I ran out of water and I wasn't eating on the way down because I just wanted to get off the mountain. And I think had I done it in three days, I could have enjoyed it a little more. But it's not a masochist thing, I really enjoy this stuff, but it was just hard. - What? Tell me what you enjoy about it. - Oh, you're on the- - Because it sounds like a fresh healthy- - You're on the side of a mountain. - You're on the side of a mountain. - You're on the side of a mountain. - You're on the side of a mountain. - It sounds like fresh, absolute, fresh-held. - The views, you're going- - The views. - But you're going, oh my God, this is planet Earth. That's what you say to yourself. I mean, I posted a video, did you see the one I posted where it was like sunrise? - Yes. - And everyone's going, where are you? Because it never- - Do you do drugs there? - No, I did drugs at that altitude. I don't think I would have made it out alive. - See, I would want, I would want like one night of drugs or day of drugs. - I've done drugs there. - Oh, you've done- - Yes, it's great. - And Alex has done it. - Right. - What's your experience? - You've hiked the same mountain. - Yes. - And you've done mushrooms. It's a John Mere trail, which starts in Yosemite, and you hike 250 miles- - Bigger deal. - And it's at Mount Whitney. - Bigger deal that he did that. - So, Mount Whitney was our last day. And we brought a lot of weed the entire time, but we specifically planted a few zero days at like lakes that were at 13,000 feet and took mushrooms and walked around all day. We did acid in Yosemite another time, but doing Mount Whitney, we smoked to join up as out with Mount Whitney and then- - I feel like you didn't smoke any weed. - And then you got to hike down 22 miles? - I would need weed to hike. I would need the weed. I wasn't even thinking about not bringing weed. Do you know what I'm saying? - Okay, but I was already so dizzy. I think if I added that, I would've been like, I wouldn't have been okay. - I mean, to not do weed, I would be sleepless. I would be like fucking losing my- I have to go to Disney World with my sister and my mother and my sister's children and my brother-in-law and like my other brother-in-law and I'm like, yeah, I got to bring- How am I going to smoke weed? Where am I? I don't even know how I'm going to smoke cigarettes. It's fucking Disney World. - You can't, don't do that. - You have to. - No, just bring the- - No, you can't. Not a Disney World. - I have to smoke. I mean, I don't have to- - Bring the vape. - I don't vape. I mean, I'm going to- I weed vape. I'm going to bring a weed vape for sure. But Disney World, they're going to be up my ass about that too, I feel like. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, you can bring that in there too. - You can? - I haven't been since 2011 and I didn't smoke cigarettes then nor- - You picked up cigarettes later in life? - I started- I started smoking cigarettes right around 2000, because when I moved to Cleveland and I worked morning radio, I got- I hated my job. I was so stressed out and I would smoke weed just to get out of meetings and stuff. I'd go outside and smoke weed. And then I got caught, and this is again, 2011, so it was like illegal and also, you know, by my boss. And he's like- - In Ohio. - He goes, yeah, in Ohio. And he goes, by the way, mad parked mad- this Ohio living situation was really Ohio. - Wait, wait, when you say parked in Ohio? - It's bad. Those are bad things. So like mid or whatever. So yeah, living in Ohio is super Ohio. So I got caught by my boss and he liked me or whatever. And he knew I smoked weed. He didn't really give a shit, but he was like, "Hey, you can't do that." So I bought a pack of cigarettes because I need an excuse to leave these fucking retarded meetings that I was in that were like, as the executive producer of a morning radio show that was a nightmare. - What a story, most like origin stories of starting cigarettes is like, the kids in high school were doing it. - I was- - You were an adult. - In high school, I was like, I'm not doing, I go drugs are for losers. And smoking, I was actually in a thing called reality check, which would go around to schools and be like, smoking's for losers. And they're actually using propaganda to get you to smoke and we would do our own version of propaganda. - How funny. And then you were like, I don't believe that anymore. - No, and I was funny. I mean, eventually I just didn't get it was, I thought it was horseshoe when I was doing it. I used reality check to get jobs and corporate ratings because I was at one point heading up a committee. This is when I was 14. I was a leader of the reality check, like marketing thing. So I would talk to the guys and buy advertising from them, like radio advertising. - 14. - And then I got an internship with that sales guy, Chris Genevieve, that I was buying ads from. I go, Hey, can I have an internship? And he was like, Sure. I went through my school, got the internship. And then I parlayed that into an internship on the morning show. And here we are, 200 episodes in my folk and apartment, but we're going to the comedy store, folks, get ready. It's going to be electric. I can't wait. Let's get into some sports for the 200th episode. What do you say? - Okay. - Oh, I got to turn on my thing. - Thank you for talking about. - Is there anything else you wanted to share about Mount Whitney? - We had to poop on the side of the mountain. - Oh, okay. Well, under the sports. No, I'm scared. I'm sure you had to poop outside. Yeah. What do you mean on the side? Like you had to be like suspended? I brought a wag bag. No, you didn't have to be suspended. - I don't know if you were like, zzzz, and then you're like off the mountain. You're like, all right. - When I say I hiked another mountain. - Just the poop? Why? You didn't want to do it around the other people? - I didn't want anyone to be near me. And that's the most woman thing I've ever heard in my life. - It was the worst. - That's the most womanly, like. - Is the worst thing ever. - I bet. - Is the worst thing I've ever actually, I think climbing the mountain was worse. But that was awesome. - Sure. Climbing a whole separate mountain just to go shit is. - Yeah. - That's got to be extra effort. No wonder you were dizzy. - Oh, God. - So I mean, you did it, you found does a chase, shit in the woods, she did. And so then you had to like, what shovel it? Or did you just leave it because you were like, well, I'm not over here. I won't. - No, you don't leave it. - Why? - That's not allowed. - Why isn't that allowed? What happens? - A bear comes to you. What if a bear just walks by there? - Hundreds of people hike it every day, like you, the whole mountain would just be poop. - Oh, so it's just a small layer, six inches under the soil is a bunch of poop, anyway. - No, you just, you, you put it in a bag. Alex has something to say so bad. - No, no, no, I was going to say you, you know that you have to bury it for most of it. But if you come from the place you came from, you have to shit in a bag because there's too many people who come from there. And otherwise it would just be so much shit. - You have to put it in a bag. - What is this grand central station? How many people? - How many people are walking up and down poop with you up and down the mountain? - God, no, thank you. - And people smell it. It's like this walk of shame. - Dude, that is ridiculous. - It's wild. - There's the, I mean, I guess they can't just like have garbages up there because they got to have someone go up there and be like, I got a, some poor extreme garbage man has to go up there and be like, I got to climb my windy to. - So the park rangers, a lot of people don't carry the poop out and the park rangers have to do it. And we stopped and talked to one. He was carrying 50 pounds of poop. I think I might be wrong with that number, but it is a lot. - I mean, it could be right. That's not that crazy. I mean, that's, it's just, it just sounds like a subway station. - Yeah. - Grit Mount Whitney. The way there, so many people are pooping everywhere outside and have bags of poop and everything like that. I mean, I could just go down to Santa Monica and Vermont and I could get into the subway station. There's probably a hobo with a bag of poop down there too. So it sounds wild. Chase by the way, at one point, wanted to be a park ranger. She told me she was having an existential crisis. - Alex thinks that's cool. - I love it. I've had the exact same dream. - Well, okay, Alex, Alex has had that dream. Chase was like pivoting out of show business to be a park ranger so she could just literally not have to see people. That was like her goal. - Well, even when I was, I met two park rangers on this trip and both of them, I went, "Wow, what a life." I really thought it was amazing. - Chase wants to be isolated from people so badly and she can't bring herself to just do it, that she wants to just maroon herself in the wilderness for as long as possible, alone. - My therapist thinks it's a great idea. He keeps pushing me to do it. He's the one that planted the park ranger seed in my head. I wish she would just be like, "Why don't you be a park ranger in your own life right now and try and just put up some boundaries?" But Chase loves it when she has a celebration, when she wants to do something for Chase. It's like she's planning something for her. It's something that no one will want to do or could do. So she'll make it so difficult that she's like, "Oh, yeah, it's my birthday," or whatever. We're going to have a 5k on Catalina Island. It's like so far, it might as well be like, "Yeah, no, it's the anniversary of my such and such," but so we're going to celebrate on the moon. You're going to need to do astronaut training to come to the party. - Just so like, I've invited everyone, but please don't come. - No one comes. She doesn't want anyone to come to anything. It's the best. I mean, the link she goes to just to get away from people. I couldn't imagine. I spend every day away from people. I do this podcast. I go, "Oh, God, two people I'm going to see." For the rest of the days, it is just me and myself and I. - And you like it. - I don't know that I like it. No, it'd be nice to have maybe one other person around. - Yeah, because that's Ohio and pretty parked. - You got it. - Mm-hmm. - You're nailing it. - Speaking of Ohio, you know the most Ohio team in the NFL is the Neat Jets, and now that we're getting close to the NFL season, I'm all hyped. I can distract myself from my said loneliness, and I can watch NFL football three days a week. I can be excited about it. I can play fantasy football. I cannot wait. And I can spend maybe one of my best pastimes enjoying shitting on the New York Jets, and we did it just in recent weeks. And we have another video today of the Jets being dog shit. - I can't wait. - Here, I'm stuck on this Jets fans. - Yeah. - New Jersey man told police he drank too much because the New York Jets, quote, "suck." Off you say a 57-year-old Christopher Gray shock. We were into another vehicle about 5.15 PM Sunday, coincidentally, that was about an hour after the Jets lost 41.10 to the Buffalo Bills. - Suck on that Jets. - New Jersey man told police he drank. - Oh, the fact that the Bills smoke the Jets and make a man have a DUI? - Oh, God. - So the guy, he got pulled over and he was like, "I drank this much because the Jets suck." - Yeah. - That's kind of fun. - He just had the worst day after the Buffalo Bills smoked the New York Jets, and he decided to get wasted, and he's just like, "I was just gonna fucking drive home because fucking do shit." - Look at his mugshot. He's so happy. - I think he's just like... - No, he's like... - I think it's kind of skibity-ris to drunk drive, and that's what New York Jets fans do. - Yeah. - Don't worry. I'm not gonna adopt this. I just thought it was. - We did acid recently and talked about all these words, and I was like, "Fucking..." - Oh, I love the words "Keep 'em up." I need to be educated on what the kids are saying. - Before Kim moved, she was living here with her little sister, who's 22, 23 or whatever, and she would say these... Kim would pick up on these, and then she was... It was a lot of fun. But so they've entered my lexicon. - They're fun. Gen Z is fun. - You know who's Gen Z? - Two. - Who probably talks like this is Bill Belichick's new lover. - Yeah. - You've seen her? - Ugh, tell me more. - Do you know who Bill Belichick is? Do you remember? - No, I'm... Yes, and in you. I don't know. - Well, I'd rather you talk to me about... - I don't know these people. - Well, I would rather you ask about it. I don't know what that is. - No, no, I'm being a good sidekick, Josh. - Yeah, you are always a good sidekick, but it's better when you're honest about it. So by the way, that guy on the right, number 10, met him at the Comedy Store recently. - Oh, he's kind of cute, Josh. He's... He would like him, actually. - He's 18. - No, no, no, no, no, but he is one of the worst football players ever had. But he was a nice guy, and he watched my... He thought I was funny. So, thanks, Mac Jones. Thanks, I'm funny. That was cool. And so I kind of hate him less than I used to, but he is... So anyway, him and Cam Newton evidently were discussing Bill Belichick's new lover... - It's Bill in the middle. - Bill Belichick is that old man. He's 72 years old. - Oh, God. - So show him Bill Belichick's new woman. That's not it. No, you're going to have to... - Oh, God. That's a fun game I call daughter or girlfriend. - Right there, though. She's 24. He's 72. - No. Josh, what's going on? - What do you mean, what's going on? - Why do girls do that? - You've never dated an older guy. - Never! - You only did the youngest. - Only. I go young. - You're going to be Bill Belichick. - I would never date an older guy. - That's crazy, because most girls are opposite of you. - I mean, that's like her grandpa. - Yeah, you know, that's crazy, but you wouldn't even date like a guy 10 years older than you. - No. I know, isn't that wild? - That's wild. You know, you're like, yuck. - 10 years younger. I probably would. - You probably would, yeah. - Yeah. - So funny. It's like... - Not good. - So, you know, who else doesn't approve of this? Why is it not good? - It's not good. - Yeah, it's not working out. - I mean, they're just too young. - Yeah. - Just like their brains aren't for them. - Yeah, and it's extra for you, because girls mature fat, they always say... - I'm so mature. - That's why it's like, guys, when they're older, can date a younger girl, usually it's like they kind of line up in maturity, so to speak. Not... - Not these two. - Not this level. - This is, she's clearly doing it for the money. I mean, there's no... Is he rich? If he's got Sigma Riz. - No, Josh. - What if she says that about it? - Any girl that's into a 72-year-old man in your 24 has daddy issues or is in it for the... - By the way, can you Google the woman, 'cause this ain't her first rodeo. - Oh, my God. She's dated older. - Oh, she loves it. Maybe she just has an old man thing. You have a young man thing. Maybe she has an old man thing. - Yeah, but my young men are still in range for me. - That's like... - For now? - 40. - What about when you're 50? - Yeah, I'm hoping I grow out of it, Josh. - What about when you're 50? You think you can date a... - No, I'm really hoping I grow out of it. - You haven't yet? - No. - You're pretty set in your... I mean, Chase, it's... There's no more growing happening here. It's just... - Come on. Come on. No, I think I won't. - Evolving. You can grow as a human being or whatever I guess, but what's her name? - Jordan Hudson, and she formally dated a 64-year-old businessman named Joshua Zuckerman, who has come to her defense amid accusations that she might be a gold digger. - Her ex-boyfriend, 64, that's a spring chicken compared to Bill Belichick, though. - Ew, it's also gross for the men. They have daughters and granddaughters that are her age, and that's gross. - But I was having this conversation with somebody recently, and it's just at a certain level, like right now, I'm 38, and I have recently, in the past year, dated a woman who was 26, I think, or 25. - And guess what? - And it was a little alarming, like just every day kind of being like, "Oh yeah, you're a decade younger than me." - 12 years. - Yeah, so it's like that was... There would be moments of conversation and references and pop culture things that would come up. So yes, it was a little alarming. Was it something that I go like, "This is like too crazy? I don't know." I mean, like, eventually will it grow to be that point, because the chasm of age becomes so large, I don't know. - I know it's... - When does it, I mean, as a person... - It's a nice to date someone in the generation. - You're saying that, by the way, you're saying that it's gross for the guys when you date the younger men, is it not gross? - Okay. When I say younger men, the younger... - You're talking a decade? - No, the youngest I've ever dated below me is five years. - For now? (laughter) - You're only gonna get older. They're gonna stay the same age as old Mr. Matthew McConaughey says, "All right, all right, all right." - I mean, I haven't... And let me say, five years. - In five years, how old... - There's a big age gap. - Give me numbers, five years apart. What ages are we talking? - 28 and 33. - You were... Okay, so you had to remember how old you were? You had to add up your... - I like to make sure he was 28, maybe. - Okay. - Yeah, yeah, 28. - 28 and 33 is like fine. - I mean, it's fine. - It's fine. - That's a lot. - Josh. - What about just... Okay, Chase doesn't use the F word when it comes to sex. We were talking about it out here. I was gonna say, "Fucking a guy is at the same spectrum of... "sleep sexy times," or whatever you want to call it. - Okay. - Hooking up. - Hooking up. - You can even make it not sex. - Okay. - What's the biggest gap there? - Five years. - Oh, okay. - I dated a guy three years younger than me before, and I... - That's like nothing. - Well, at the time, I was like, "Oh, my God, I'm a gold digger." - You're a gold digger? - I mean, wait, wait, cougar. - Cougar, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the one. - I forgot the words. - Yeah, I forgot the words. - I go, "Is this a rich child? "There you're not a rich child three years ago." - But at the time, I thought that was a lot. I just keep the gap keeps getting bigger. - Yeah, you're gonna get older, and they're gonna stay the same age. You're regular, Matthew McPaw. - But you got to, like, 28-year-olds right now are kind of single, and 30-year-olds are not. It seems like that's what's available. - The younger guys are, like, available. - There's gonna be so many 30-something-year-old men out there that are gonna be punching the clouds. But nevertheless, I did say this on a previous podcast. I don't want to have the labor points already made here on episode 200, but my biggest gaps... - Oh, let's hear it. Yes. You've had big gaps. - Big gaps, both ones. - Big gaps. - Big swings on the old pendulum. When I was 23, I had sex with a woman that was 38. And when I was... - Big gap. - When I was 35, I slept with a woman who was 21. That one. - But you want us so weird, the older we get, I go, "Oh, we're not that old." - Talk. I feel old. - No, I go, "Oh, we're really young." I get... - That's right, kids. I got Sigma Riz. But Bill Belichick, I mean, here's the thing, when I'm Bill Belichick's age, can I fault the man? - How does... - She's a 24-year-old adult. You're taking away her autonomy by saying she's A, a gold digger, and B, like, daddy issues and like he's doing something wrong, like, she's an autonomous adult woman who's choosing to date this man. - 'Cause I gotta be honest, if I was in a room with Bill Belichick, and he was hitting on me, I would go, "Ew, creepy old man." - He'd be like, "Hello there, Chase." - So I would not even think twice about it, I'd be like, "Oh, this is a creepy man." But she was like, "Oh, no." - Maybe she's got a thing for the old, maybe she's turned on by like, "Dad, she's like, you know, maybe not daddy issues, but like, ooh, I like the daddy vibes." - Yeah, it's cool. I think she does have some dad issue. - And you like the boyish vibes. - Yeah. - All right. - Bill Belichick. - Let's not put that on camera. - Well, not boy. I mean-- - Not boy. - I'm not calling you like a pet of color. - Okay. Thank you. Mid-- Oh, I usually-- - Max Jones-esque. - If they're in their 20s, I find them cute. - Yeah, Max Jones was like a child model, he-- and then he grew up to be a football player, he looks like an astronaut. - Palau. - Now is the back-- back-- back up quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars. - Oh, him? - Yes. Oh, god, he's young. - Well, there you go. Don't show Chase that picture, so Chase is gonna be like, slobbering over that picture. - That's too young. - That's too young. - I'm gonna say that on record, too young. - Yeah, I'm kidding, of course. Show her a regular picture, there you go. He is probably-- what is his age? Let's see if-- is Max Jones too young for Chase? - Literally in love with him. - Is Max Jones too-- what's-- well, wait till you find out his age. - Okay. - What if he's-- you're in love with-- - 25. - He's 25. - And guess what? - That's so-- - If I saw him on a dating app, I would swipe left because he's 25. - Really? - Yeah, but I think he's cute. - That's out of your realm of age. - Yeah, I don't-- - You wouldn't even enter too much. - I don't swipe right unless they're 30. - Wow. - Yeah, but it doesn't mean I don't think they're cute. - Over what? - Over what? - Like, why is that, then? - Because they're so-- when I was 25, what I was-- I know how young I was and-- - You think mentally they're retarded. - I wouldn't use that word, but I would say mentally they have-- they're in no place to actually be in a serious relationship. - Right. They're just-- - They're having fun. They're young. - They're fucking around. - They're born in '98. Like, we have nothing to talk about. - I know that's when the girls are like, I was born post-1995. Now you run into a girl, and I don't hit on these women. I'm a great beard. These girls aren't even looking at me anymore. - Wow. - But like, we need a 22-year-old. - That girl would. The one that's dating Bill Chekovic. - Hey, Bill Belichick's lady, yeah, well, I'm not-- I'm a few tax brackets. The discussion earlier about making money. Not enough-- not like Bill Belichick, I'll tell you that. Uh-oh. - Uh-oh. - But the girls, you're saying-- - But so, anywho, Mac Jones and Cam Newton were recently-- wait, what were you gonna ask me? I'm sorry. - No, I was listening to-- you were saying, oh, the girls. What? - They're-- they aren't even looking at me. - Oh, the 22-year-old ones. No, I'm saying, though, like-- - [laughs] - I'm gonna stalk more about the girls. - Not looking at you. I'm just kidding. - No, yeah, they don't. - I thought you were saying something else about it. - Oh, man, I'm swaying. No, I was just gonna say, like, they don't look-- hey, I'm like this, and then also, they know I'm old. People think I'm way older than I am. I mean, you see the comments, you guys fucking right? And then, uh, also the fact that I'm not rich-- - Are you just writing comments about-- - Anytime I reference my age, people are like, "Pfft, yeah, like 40 years ago," or something like that. - Really? - But let's get to this story. I'm sorry. Bill Belichick has been in the news pretty often lately, blah, blah, blah. It's been a pretty eventful year. So-- but Mac Jones and Cam Newton, both kind of, like, maligned quarterbacks that work for Bill Belichick, right? So now, of course, uh, there's people, like, passing judgment. Cam Newton and Mac Jones were in attendance at the SPs. When I got to see, um, old Mac Jones, who was out in LA for the SPs, and I came to the Comedy Store, uh, but they were there for different capacities, but the former NFL MVP happened to catch Jones for a minute just before the event began. Naturally, the subject of Belichick's dating life came up. Thanks mainly to Cam Newton's question. Do we have a video of this? Cam Newton, your former coach-- this is Cam Newton talking. He's talking to Mac Jones. He's going, "Your former coach is dating choice right now. What are we doing? Do we approve?" I didn't even hear a finger first. I didn't hear a finger first. I'm like, "No. I don't approve. I'm not even going to lie. I don't approve. But just to see him doing what he's doing now is like, "Hey, bro, you're for him, right?" Mac Jones gives him a good for him, bro. He does-- Mac Jones is such a-- I mean, here's the thing. What a sweetheart. He was a sweet guy. He watched my comedy, thought I was-- he thought I was funny. He's really sweet and talented. He's not talented. He's bad at quarterback. He's the back up quarterback for the Jaguars. Maybe he'll ever run a sounds because he's from Jacksonville and the stadiums, two miles from his childhood home. But-- and I wish him all the best down there in Jacksonville. I do. But he's a-- he's a pussy-ass bitch. I think you're talented, Mac. He did-- he did do a nice-- he didn't get a sound quote. He didn't get a note out of it. He did good there. You're not going to date him. He's 25. I'm not going to date him. I still think he's a cutie pie. He's a cutie pie. I thought Cam-- I loved how honest he was. That's my point. Mac Jones shied away from-- I need to hear your opinion first. Well, he clearly-- by saying that, he clearly wasn't into it. The back up mentality. Yeah, I mean-- We already know he was-- Well, he doesn't want to trash, though. Bill Belichick is literally a legend, a-- one of the greatest coaches of all time. I hate his guts. He ruined my childhood and most of my adulthood. Oh my god. Hate his guts. Glad he's out of the way. Mac Jones, I said. Mac Jones is my favorite Patriots quarterback for ruining the dynasty that was the Patriots and the legacy of Bill Belichick. Now he has to go. He'll be sitting on his-- at a desk doing television for the next year and the next year. He'll get in-- hopefully outside the AFC. We'll get Bill Belichick. Then I can-- then I can respect him properly. But hey, I do respect the fact that you're dating a 24-year-old. You do respect it. I do. I'm fine with it. I'm coming out to say that I'm-- you can't take this woman's autonomy away. That's misogynistic. I mean, she will have to play the game. It's misogynistic too for women and to be like, this is a predator grooming. It's like, this woman is 24. She's a professional woman. She's making a choice. She's a professional. She is a professional woman. She has a job. She has a great job. Look up her job. Yeah, look up her job. Because to me, it's a bad look on her. I think a guy, if any 24-year-old girl wanted to date you, any guy would be like, okay. And back to 2022, when I was rolling in it, you let pretty girls take advantage of you for money. You did. It's fun. It's not-- it's the girl. If you're Bill Belichick and you have more money than God, why wouldn't you want to-- Why wouldn't you date a 24-year-old girl that's like all about it? Yeah. You're going to die soon. Yeah. I mean-- That's like the people that are like, Anna Nicole Smith took advantage of that elderly man. The man wanted to just live the final moments of his life enjoying himself. And then sure, he did he leave her a group of money, but that was the severance package that she got for fucking that elderly corpse. What are we looking at here? All right. I didn't find anything about what job she does currently. It's that she's a former cheerleader and a beauty pageant queen, and the story of how they met is that they met when she was still in college in 2021. Stop. Per the source of one of her ex cheerleading teammates. She said they met on a flight from Boston to Florida and bonded over a philosophy project she was working on. Let me help you with your homework. They swapped contact details and stayed in touch in the months that followed. Eww. I don't like it. I don't like that either. Listen. But Josh respects it. Josh respects it. I mean, hey, I don't, I'm not going to shoot on this guy. I can shoot on him for a multitude of reasons. No, look, I'm not into the girl. Oh, you're mad at the girl. I don't think the, I'd, again, I think they're two adults, but like for the girl to be into him, there's something off. Something off. Something off. I'm a feminist. And I say that this woman has the autonomy to do whatever she pleases as an adult. And if this is who she'd like to date and sleep with and subsequently enjoy company with. You're right. Who am I to judge? I see. You're right. I'll for it. And thank God that this will always happen for the end of time. I hope I make a bazillion dollars when I'm 72 unless I find someone that I actually love and care about. Yeah. You know what guys, if you have money, girls tend to like flock to you. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's the way to do it. Go back to 2022 me and talk to him. He knew a thing or two. Anywho, that does it for the sports for today. Do you mind if we go a little long? Do you care? No, but you have. I can't believe how fast this is. You have something at one. Yeah. But we're all right. Oh, yeah. Okay. We're good. Oh boy, Chase. Oh boy. The news. Oh God. It's got a lot of stuff in it. I can't wait to see what you brought up. You know, you love margaritas, right? Yes. A good margarita. Well, this gives new meaning to the slogan bottoms up here, a man in Waycross, Georgia decided to buy a woman a drink at rodeo Mexican restaurants, but is orifice of choice, not her mouth. Orifice. You're, you're a vocabulary. I mean, I'm reading the article, but I do know what orifice means. I do, but I knew what it meant in context. Okay. Cool. So what does it mean? Whole. It does. Beautiful. I don't think you were going to say the dude somehow got his hands on a funnel and tried his hardest to pour the drink down her butt. You ever seen this in college? What? What? You ever heard of this in college? No. No, no guys were butt chugging. No guys. And I went to UC Santa Barbara. That's why Chase told me she's only going to date someone from her town because they didn't butt chug where Chase is from. They were not butt chugging it. You see Santa Barbara. By the way, I brought that up to someone. I was like, apparently it's crazy that I want to date someone from my hometown. And it that's on crazy. It's not. It's crazy. But it's just weird to limit things to your hometown, like that's some sort of barometer for a person. No, I'm just saying it's like a nice perk if they're from L.A. I see. I guess. Oh, we can relate on so much. I thought you were talking like you needed it to be some lifetime movie where you're like, I need to get back to my hometown and meet some guy there. Well, my hometown is not really. I know. It's right over there. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But no, no one was doing this at UC Santa Barbara. Not butt chugging it. UC Santa Barbara evidently. When did butt chugging become sick, Skibbity, Skibbity Park, Ohio? Skibbity Duda. Can we see? Is butt chugging a choogee now? Or no one, is no one butt chugging in this world anymore? I'm sure people are still butt chugging. Well, evidently. What do you mean still? Has this been a thing for years? Oh, yes. I've never, I've never done it. But there was always something. I think both of you have done it. No, but you're acting like you do it every day. No, no, no. But you go, you got one guy in the group. It's a wild card that's always kind of doing something, you know? I've seen a multitude. How did they even get it in? Well, you put a funnel up your butt and then you, then you like kind of just like do kegels with your ass and suck it in. And by the way, it's dangerous. Kids. Oh, you drink out of your own butt. Do not. Yeah. You, you, you chug the beer through your butt. You're not drinking out of someone else's butt. No, no, no, you're putting the funnel into your own ass and then you're putting the beer through it and it's going in your ass. It gets you drunker by a mile. Guys were, guys, guys were doing it with tampons too. They were putting vodka, say tampons in their ass to get drunk. It was like a college thing. I never did anything with, I was actually very anti butt play in college folks, a little news flash here and I've since evolved, but I'm not doing this kind of thing. Well, I've never even heard of this kind of thing. I've never even heard of it. Well, you got to go, am I, you got to go to a Mac school or something. Where'd you go to college? Alex. I went to school in Chicago. Exactly. So Northwestern. Northwestern. That's a good big, what is that? That's such a good school. What is that? Big 10. Big 10. Yeah. Big 10. They're butt chugging at Northwestern. Are, were they butt chugging at Northwestern? Nobody but chugged at Northwestern. It was, it was people butt chugging at Northwestern. Yeah. I didn't know anyone cool enough to butt chug. People were doing it. Okay. And say I went to UC Santa Barbara. Do you know what that means? No. Huge party school. They were not butt chugging. They're like number one party school in the country. Well, let's yeah, I beg to differ. I was at every party every night. Well, let's make a call out. I would like, I would like to know out there folks. If you know anyone at UC Santa Barbara, who has butt chugged, please email Josh Potter show at gmail.com. We are done. Do you know a butt chugger at UC Santa Barbara? Yeah. Get us in touch with them. Please. Him? It's always boys that do it. Well, yeah. I mean, if there's a girl out there that does it. The picture. God bless her. I would love to meet her. Please. And also my future wife at UC Santa Barbara, who was butt chugging. The pictures of a girl. I think that's just more fun. In this case, it was a girl because that's a girl, right? Well, yeah, because in this case, the man was, he got his hands on a funnel and he tried his hardest to pour the drink down her butt. She had to agree, this is the thing. People are like, this guy took advantage of her. She had to agree. If a guy came up to me, I'd say, oh, no. Bye. Like, I don't get it. Well, let's find out here. The funnel gets 86 and he pours a picture of Margarita right between her butt cheeks. Maybe he wanted to drink it out of there like you were saying. I think she was doing a body shot. It looks like he's drinking it out of there. Someone on the restaurant staff saw what he was doing and that, uh, that was the end of the hijinks. The restaurant saw no humor in the praying saying we recently became aware of an inappropriate incident that took place in our restaurant. We want to make it clear that such behavior is completely unacceptable and does not reflect our values or mission to provide a family-friendly dining experience. Who would think that's acceptable at rodeo-Mexican restaurant? Although it seems the woman was a willing participant, the restaurant is outraged, adding, we are taking the matter very seriously and we are conducting a thorough investigation and collaboration with the authorities. We're getting this case as a cop. Being like, "This guy's girl are drunk and they're just pouring drinks down each other and he's sucking Margarita out of her ass." I would say, I thought for Orpas, yeah. I would, if I was the cop, be like, listen guys, just don't go to that location anymore. I mean, this- Are you appalled by their behavior? This looks like, um, it could be only fans' content. Nothing like this happened at UC Santa Barbara. I can't imagine. Nothing. They were- Have you ever done a belly shot or a body shot or what do they call it? Um- I've never been cool with the- I have done a blowjob shot. Well that's like a shot where you, like, pick it up off- Between the legs. Yeah, yeah. Wait, what? Yeah. [laughter] No, a blowjob shot I thought was like you- A guy sits- No, I thought it was you pick it up off the table, but- No, traditionally. Okay, do you tell what your version is? Traditionally. A guy sits- I don't think this is- With a- with a shot class in between his legs. Yeah. Like, you know, and then you go down to get it as if you're given a blowjob. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you go- Oh! So it's between a guy's legs? Well, so I've heard of that, but I never heard of the between the legs part. Alex, am I wrong? What do you mean? I've never heard of that before. You see Santa Barbara. Okay? You see Santa Barbara. I thought it was just on the bar and then you like- No, traditional blowjob shots are between a guy's legs. Okay, no, see, I was thinking, I've done, uh, I did one one time where the body shot, I did, like, you poured on a girl's, like, belly button, and then you, like, lick it off there. Yeah, yeah. It's like salt there. I've never done that, but I've seen that. You never had one? Even done to you? No. Well, maybe. I don't- I don't remember. Okay, yeah. I mean, well, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. So there's an op- there's a chance that it could have happened. Mm-hmm. Interesting. All right. Anyways. Anywho. I never have I seen this in my life. I found out that girls have this nightmare, too, about going to prism. Mm-hmm. You never have that nightmare? Mm-hmm. No? My nightmares are- I'm literal nightmares multiple times a week is that I'm Clara in the Nutcracker, and I don't know my choreography. It's a recurring nightmare. It's the most chase nightmare I've ever heard. I wake up sweating like, "Thank God." Why do I think the Nutcracker is an ice skating? I'm sure they do it on ice sometimes. They definitely do it on ice. It's definitely a ballet, though. It's definitely a ballet. 100%. And you forget your chore- do you know the choreography? The choreography for the Nutcracker? I was Clara when I was 14, and I'm like, "But I haven't rehearsed it for years." So I've known the choreography at one point, but I'm about to go onstage without rehearsing in 15 years. That's so funny. I used to have oftentimes radio nightmares where the song would be ending, and I don't have another song queued up, and I can't even think of a song. Yeah. No, because your brain doesn't work the same way in dreams. Well, then I'm always talking on air, and I'm like, "That was," and I don't even remember the song. Like, our brain is actually trying. Our brain is trying, but nothing's working. What's it trying to remember? Why is it doing that? A song. A lot of times, I'll be on stage performing stand-up and not know my set on an end. In dreams? I don't have those dreams anymore. Now, I mean, I don't really have stand-up dreams anymore. I would have occasionally the stage is made of pillows. Really? Those are some ones you read about. Do you have ones where your teeth fall out? No. I have had one of those where you're like, "Ugh," and then you wake up, and it's supposed to be like, "Someone's mad at you," or something. Oh, yeah. I don't even know what it's like. They have dumb. I don't read them to the interpretations of it. I'm just saying, like, radio is in my brain so much that, like, also my alarm when I worked on the radio was the radio. Like, you know, when you have your alarm clock go off? It was the radio station I worked for, so I would think I was at work in a dream. And then I'd wake up, and I would be late for... You know what I mean? Oh, my God. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm getting along. Nightmare. But you have nightmares about prison. My point is, the prison thing, I thought every guy had this nightmare where you have a reoccurring dream that you get put into prison for something that you didn't do. But I just found out Japanese prison. Is delightful? Well, this is the kind of food there. You can go check this out. Oh. This is what food is like in Japanese prison. Oh, my gosh. How exciting. Take a look. Do you think it'd be good or bad? I mean, a good. Oh, okay. Yeah. This looks incredible. I mean, it's going so fast. You can't really read the bottom. But if you can try Alex. You already, even in their fingernail crevices, once cleared, they begin their cooking tasks for the day. The first dish on today's menu is fried chicken cutlet. To prevent safety issues, the entire surface of the frying pan is covered with a layer of metal mesh. Once fried, the chicken cutlets are conveyed out on the other side by a machine. That looks great. That looks better than KFC. I mean, we're feeding free people worse food. I feel like here in America. Japan kind of has it all figured out. So I guess if I were to go to jail, I'd be like, let me go to jail in Japan. I do something. But then they do like torture you or something. Why I don't have nightmares about it is because sometimes I'm like, jail would be nice. You'd love jail. I would put her in the hole, folks. You would love to never speak to-- Just like I'm like, sorry, I'm in jail. Can't. Can't do anything. Can't do it. And I would just read, and I would meditate. This is how much the people in your life take from you that you would prefer a life in prison. Well, I did that 10-day silent meditation retreat as well. It sounded like jail, by the way. I think I told you this the last day when we could finally talk. Everyone was like, I can't wait to go back. And I was like, what? Yeah. I would stay here another year. So aside from hiking mountains that make her cry and living in the woods days alone to isolate herself, Chase also went on a 10-day silent-- like Aaron Rodgers, when he went into his silent hole to decide, I'm going to play for the New York Jets like a fucking idiot. But Chase went on her 10-day silent thing, and she described it as, at 4 a.m. you wake up, right? And then you don't talk or do anything. You meditate until 9.30 p.m. Until 9.30 p.m. for 10 days. You have two breaks for breakfast and lunch. In bathroom. In bathroom, you can pee. Anyways, the experience was wonderful. And I feel like-- Sounds? Porturist. I feel like-- But I would sleep all the-- I would sleep for 10 days, basically. I got great sleep. Of course. Yeah. I mean, I think we're in a very tough business. It calls for times to retreat and go on mountain hikes. Yeah, no. I mean, here's the thing. My retreat/mountain hike is coming home every day. I do silent retreats when I come home. I go days without speaking out loud unless I have to do a podcast or a set. So I guess I get my fill. Yeah. I guess I'm over here getting my fill. Your home is an meditation. I can't imagine what poor Chase has to deal with every day with people just up her ass getting being like-- Not margarita. Sorry. Not margarita time. Not butt-chugging. One last story. I want to be clear. I want to be clear. By the way, I'm out of my champagne. Are you-- Should we do another refill? Yeah. I mean, I guess we should. Yeah. What our show is brought to us by Rocket Money. How much do you think you're spending on subscription fees every month, let's say? I had no idea. I mean, if you would ask me that question, I would have been like, I don't know, 20 bucks. No, it was hundreds of dollars. It's crazy. 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And then you can spend the money on things that you actually enjoy. It's time to start saving with Rocket Money. Stop wasting money on things you don't use, cancel those unwanted subscriptions by going to rocketmoney.com/potter. That's rocketmoney.com/potter. RocketMoney.com/potter. You know, I got to say quickly, this is quite the refreshing news. Because there is a lot going on in the news right now, considering election and politics. And what refreshing news? What? I mean, it's refreshing if you live in Japan, I guess. Well, this is lovely. I thought we were talking, like, you know, sometimes it gets heavy here, sometimes there's murder. Yeah, we got some of that coming. Oh, okay. Well, this is a bit -- I think semi-automatic. This is delightful. By the way, this AI voice is so ridiculous. I know. Who are they supposed to be, like, Morgan Freeman or something? These are lovely volunteers, or are they getting paid while? No, I'm sure they get paid. Or are these prisoners? That'd be crazy. Yeah. Well, because prison kitchens in the U.S. are staff-wide prisoners. That's an interesting point, Alex. Are these prisoners? Alex? Good point. If prison didn't have the murder that happens within the prison, the shankings, the rapes, I would be all about prison, too, I think, actually. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Let's go to prison. Let's just go to prison. Just take a break. Can't we just have, like, I wish there was a prison for people who didn't do something bad. Like, you have to be so good you get to go to prison. You know what I mean? Like, I'm just a good, nice boy. Can you just put me in prison because I don't want to think for myself anymore? Do you know what I mean? Yeah. I get it. I'm just so done. I have to make a food every day. I have to, like... Yeah, just... I have to wake up in my... It's a camp. Function like an adult person. I don't want to do it anymore. You know? Yeah. No, totally. But, you know, I guess... I think I'm the only one who's like that. I'm gonna venture... I'm gonna venture with you. I'm gonna venture with you. I'm gonna venture with you. I'm gonna venture to guess the audience doesn't agree with me. I don't know. Right. Let us know in the comments below. I'm just so sick of every day. Oh, making the food. I mean, if I could just have a private chef. Some people work 65,000 hours a week and they have children. I don't know how... How they do it. I don't know how you do it. I would run away. How they do it. I know. I was a nanny for years. If you had children... Yeah. Talk to me. Do you want children? I think so. But you don't at the moment. You're not like... No. There's some woman in the ranch where I like, "I need to have them now." No. I'm gonna be a very old mother. That's fine. There's nothing wrong with that. Yeah. I'll be tired. A little bit more tired. Sometimes I wish I got it out of the way at 20 and they'd be out of the house now. Now they could help you. They'd be like kind of jobs and bringing in income. Yeah. Well, guess what? Tell me. I have one last story. This is about another jail thing. Oh. This is from G.L. in Ottawa. A dentist who allowed a... This is a Canadian story of why. Oh, okay. A dentist who allowed a new foundlion in Labrador, yeah, Corrections Officer. These are locations. Not dogs. Oh, Labrador. Labrador is a place. It's the name of a province in Canada. It's got it. It's got it. I was confused. I was confused. It is a place too, obviously. It's a place. Not a dog like a new fee, right? Anywho. Corrections Officer. This dentist allowed the Corrections Officer to extract teeth from a sedated inmate. And he pleaded guilty to assault. So now, the Supreme Court Clerk's office says Dr. Lewis Borgot pleaded guilty on Monday. This is so Canadian. Ron, his name is Ronald McDonald. For real? Yeah. The guard who removed the teeth. The guard who removed the teeth named Ronald McDonald. There's no way. Also pleaded guilty at the courthouse to assault. In December, the Newfoundland and Labrador Dental Board Tribunal suspended the man's license for six months in relation to the October 16th incident in his office. The inmate was being held at Bishop's Falls Correctional Center in central Newfoundland and was taken to Borgot's office where the dentist allowed the guard to perform the procedure while another guard filmed. Why would they do that, exactly? Okay. Sometimes I get lost in the story. Yeah. What happened? I'm kind of lost myself, actually. What I think occurred is this prisoner had dental issues. Yeah. And the inmate was at the, they took him to the dentist office and the dentist is like, "Oh, you guys want to pull the shit out? Go for it, dog." Oh, the dentist didn't want to do it. It's not that he didn't want to. I think the corrections officers wanted to do it so bad the dentist goes, "Knock yourself out. I don't give a shit." Oh. The correction officer did it. Yeah, that's why. And so the corrections officer is like, "I'm going to really get in there." And he's like, "Oh." And it like really tore apart his mouth to the point that he got charged with assault. Perhaps. We haven't found, wait, it doesn't, uh, reference that up. Honestly. Awful. It's just an abuse of power happening in Canada. I, what's the movie where Tom, not Zagura, Hanks is on the island alone with the Wilson ball? Can you just do it? Yeah. Does he pull a tooth out? He's going to take out his own tooth. I never watched that movie. I mean, it is brutal. I know about the volleyball. I know it makes fire. Maybe I did watch it, but it didn't register. We were young. He pulls it out though? No, I wasn't that young. He's like a college. He's like a college. He's like a college, I think. Oh, really? Yeah. What year did that movie come? I think I was fourth grade. I was in '98. '98? Yeah, you weren't in college. 2000. I got, I mean, I was not in college. You're right. That's crazy. But he pulls out his own tooth and I remember going, "Oh God, I hope I'm never in that situation." Says the woman who literally travels alone into the woods and climbs the largest mountain in the fastest time that she can. But I guess there's a lot of traffic on that mountain. Yeah. People are going to find you if you hurt yourself because they're all shit running off that one. Oh, yeah. You could have fell off. But the tooth pulling seems way more brutal than climbing Mount Whitney. So if the, I think the jail guard was just doing it to kind of like a show who's in charge here. Yeah. No, no doubt for sure. Okay. Okay. Yeah, that's the, that's no doubt. Yeah, that's why he's going to jail. He's probably doing it like, "Oh, you want Nova Kane?" Nah, you know, that kind of thing. Ronald McDonald. Yeah. Not a good look for the McDonald's franchise. Ronald McDonald is. Mm-hmm. Well, I have one that's going to cheer you up because you know, you like nice stories. This is from Johnny. He sent this in. Here's his email. Hey, Josh, I don't know shit about sports, but I do love video games. There's an event twice a year for charity called Games Done Quick. They mainly do speed runs of all different video games for a week straight and raise a ton of money for a good cause. This past event last week, they showcased a speed runner, JSR_, who brought his dog to play Super Nintendo Baseball Ken Griffey Jr. It was really incredible to watch. The audience was going crazy. The whole game lasts about a half hour. I doubt you'd watch the whole thing, but it's actually really cool. And he did give me a link to the whole thing. And it's a real nail-biter of the game. Here's a link to the IGN article. They have a clip of the last two hits of the game. So this is Johnny. This is Johnny. Johnny sent this in. Yeah, a dog successfully completed an entire game of MLB on Super Nintendo Entertainment System. Ken Griffey Jr. presents. I played this game. Oh, the dog did it? Yes. I thought he was just watching. No. Games Done Quick hosted Peanut Butter, the Shiba Inu, and at its summer, Games Done Quick 2024 of an Amineanapolis, where he raised money for doctors without borders while playing the video game. Peanut Butter, who's already an established speed runner, stepped up to the plate to play MLB. So peanut butter at speed running is when you just like go through a level as fast as you can. I've learned this from the interwebs. But I think they have like a video of those of the dog playing it, right? Or do you have peanut butter there? There's peanut butter. I mean, how adorable. And then we do a video once a week. Prompted by his owner, JSR, offering treats, peanut butter pressed his paw down on the big button to swing the bat. He closed the game with a dramatic extra innings walkoff to run home run with a time of 29 minutes and 45 seconds. Cue delirium from the crowd and proud owner of a very good boy. IGN interview peanut butter and JSR earlier in 2024. And besides dealing with his attention span of a three year old training, the Shiba Inu to play games wasn't too complicated. So let's see what happens here. Do we watch it? It's only 39 seconds. Oh yeah, this is the walkoff moment. And there it is. A liner down right field. Peanut butter. Okay. So he got peanut butter to sit. We've got another hit coming up here. It's Griffey. So he's, he's, oh my god, he hit a home run. He's hitting these. That's hard. Let me see how he just pushed the button, but it's kind of hard, right? I mean, it isn't it isn't. It seems fair. I'd like to see this guy play MLB. He's a show 24. I'll tell you that play NCAA football 25 and then get back to me, a Shiba Inu, because I can't feel the life of me. I can't get out. I'm the worst player in the history of time, like this is so foreign to me. I don't know what I just watched, but I, well, all you get, I mean, like a dog is playing. Yeah. Dogs playing a video game and one. Yeah. And was that crowd there cheering there? They were there watching. They were there. Yeah. I thought they acted that. Oh, my God. I mean, it's very impressive, Josh, and thank you, Johnny, for sending that story. Right, Johnny. Isn't that cool? Here's the thing though. Wow. I will smoke that dog's ass on MLB the show. I'll tell you right now. Do you think they were kind of giving it to him? There's no giving it to him. It's a fucking super Nintendo video game. Oh, like he still did it. He did it well. He doesn't have in the new video games, you have to like the bad has to be like, I mean, it's really elaborate. He can't do that dog shit on video games today. So would you say the owner of the dog is the real impressive one that he trained him? I mean, he trained the dog to push a button on the controller and the trainer had to go press now. Well, yeah. So he knows how to. So I think the trainer knows. Yeah, I guess it's all very impressive. I'd love to have time on my hands to do something like that. I know. Train a dog to do something. I guess it makes a lot of money. So why not? Does it? Probably. I mean, this guy's getting interviewed by magazines and I think it's cute either way. Ashiba Inu is a cute dog. Am I saying that right? Yeah. So cute. I love that story. What a way to wrap up the news of the 200th episode and evidently you can watch that whole game if you want, evidently it's only 25 minutes long. Go check it out, folks. Well, Chase, thanks for being here on the on the 200th episode. Oh my gosh. I really feel like this is such a big deal. And I'm really, really, really honored to be on the 200th. So thank you. No problem. I love you. Thank you so much for being here. Plug everything in anything. Um, okay. Well, I have a tea company called pity party. Yes. Pity dot part T on Instagram. Pity. What is it? Pity party. But party is P-A-R-T-E-A, a pun on T. Yes. Um, which we're doing really well. We sell out every time it goes live on this website. Instagram. I mean, that Instagram should be happy about all the followers you're getting right. That Instagram is pleased. Um, we, yeah, what one of my videos got 18 million veils. Not that Instagram is everything as we've talked about. Um, anyways, I, other than that, I, the shows I have coming up are like corporate shows and college shows. So you can't, you can't go, but, um, enjoy your, um, day. I'm here. We might have some shows together in the fall. Oh my God. I, well, you're keeping it so secret for me. Well, I don't, it's not. We don't know yet. Okay. There's no, because I'll be there, but I mean, there's people trying to make them happen. Okay. Great. So once they are on the books, I will let everyone know about it, but I am going to be riding solo out there in the next couple of weeks, August the 15th. I'll be in Omaha, Nebraska the 16th and 17th of August. I will be in Des Moines, Iowa. Then on the 24th of August, I'll be in Boston. Then in September, I will be in Long Island. This is insane. This list is insane. It's getting nuts, but we have plenty of stuff coming in the fall. I do think Chase and I will be getting to perform together out there on the road very soon. I'm excited. Keep your eyes peeled to thejoshpotter.com. I want to thank all the roach reporters who sent things in and have been sending things in for the past 200 episodes, granted the first like 10 or so. Any never called me back. I told you. You ought to leave a message. You want to try them again? Try them again. I guess. Try them one more time. Pull it up. It'll be embarrassing when you don't pick up the game. Oh, God. No, but now you leave a message. Just talk about it. I was hoping to get you on the 200th. He better tell him to leave a voicemail on the voicemail here, here, there, and he is busy, busy, snuffing me, busy, busy boy. I mean, all right, get ready. Do you know what you're going to say? Hey, any it's Josh and chase the podcast and we have the 200th episode coming out and we wanted to say hello as the first ever producer in a long, extraordinarily long line of producers, but we love you and we love you. Well, you call back and leave a voicemail so Josh can play it on the show. No, you don't have to do it. Oh, come on, Annie. Be a doll. All right. I'll talk to you. Okay. Bye. Anyhoo, folks. Anyhoo, twice the day, sending in your articles, Josh Potter Show at gmail.com. I appreciate every single road reporter out there thinking to Griff Parker and all the people that usually make music for the program, you can continue to do that as well. Rate, review, subscribe, tell your friends, and I can't wait for the forthcoming episodes once we get to the comedy store. Details on that in the next couple of weeks will be going over there, probably by September. End of an era. 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