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7.25.24 Gwynn & Chris Hour 2: Sammy Lev talks to Dylan Cease
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Dylan C says no hit, the Washington Nationals. On a rainy Thursday in D.C., the Padres will celebrate. They have mobbed C's on the infield, and the pod sweeped the nets with a 3-0 victory. C's came close time and time and time again, and today he gets it done. No question about it, Jesse Agler on the call right here on 97-3 of the fan, a little Padres history, a little earlier today. As Dylan C finishes off the second no-hitter in franchise history, joining Joe Musgrove is the only Padres ever to pitch a no-hitter. It took 53 seasons to get their first no-hitter. Only took a little more than three seasons after that. To get their second, the Padres were the last franchise, by the way, in majorly baseball history, to throw no-hitter. But now they have two, as Dylan C's did it today. And I'll tell you, Jesse Agler's called a couple things. One, Dave Marcus was thinking outside the box as the Padres producer on radio. Dave Marcus filmed Jesse Agler calling the last out of the game. I have an update to that. You do. I believe the phone was just sitting on the table after I saw the video. But Dave set it up. He got it going. He got the video back. He filmed it. He didn't have to be manning the phone. He filmed it. Oh, okay. I imagine when you say he filmed it, like he's holding the phone. No, he sat it down there and set it up. And you can see Jesse Agler call the final out of that no-hitter. It's tweeted out there. By the way, good for those guys. They finally get to call a no-hitter in person. That they got to get it to be at the game. Yeah, finally. Yeah, the first no-hitter, of course, was just after COVID, right at the beginning of 2021. And Tony and Jesse were calling that game from an empty booth at Petco Park. But Jesse Agler had it down. Talked about Dylan C's knocking on the door. And finally getting it done. Today, get this. This is ridiculous. Today was the 14th time in the last three years that Dylan C's has pitched at least five innings and allowed no more than one hit. The 14th time. We already talked about it earlier in the show. He's done it six times this year alone. Pitch six or seven innings and allowed one hit or now zero. Yeah. The only other guy that's even close to that is our old friend Blake Snow, who's done it ten times. Okay, that's random. Well, I'm just kidding. No, no, no, no, those two are the guys. Yeah. But Dylan C's, when I said that he's the most likely pitcher in baseball right now to go out and throw a no-hitter in any start, he's the guy. Dylan C says the guy. He is this particular generation's version of, you know, Pedro Martinez. Every time he went out, you're like, "Ah, he could do it." And, you know, going all the way back to Ryan. Ryan was the main guy. Every time Nolan Ryan pitched, he had to check in in the fourth inning to see if he had a no-hitter. And most of the time he did. You know, he finished off seven of them. You know, C's, this guy's got the kind of stuff that it's almost hard to believe he has given up as many runs as he has this year. Yeah. He's got a 3.50 ERA even after today's game. But, man, as he'd been on fire lately, last three games, 22 innings, only two hits. Opponents are two for 65 against Dylan C's in his last three starts. That is a phenomenal span of pitching. A couple of other quick notes. And then we're going to open up some phone calls. So if you like to comment on Dylan C's no-hitter, try to put it into historical perspective. You can do that at 833-288-0973. Scrabula actually be answering the phones, if you call in. 833-288-0973. But Dylan C's, a couple of other quick notes on this. C's becomes only the sixth pitcher in the expansion era because they didn't keep track of the stuff prior to 1961. But in the last 60 some odd years, only five other guys have pitched a no-hitter after previously losing a no-hitter with two outs in the ninth inning. Oh, wow. Because C's did that a couple of years ago. He had a no-hitter with one out to go when he was with the White Sox against Minnesota Twins. And of all people, Luis Arise broke it up with a single. He said it in the interview that he was pretty hurt over that one. So it would really hurt if it happened again. He said it would have been really heartbreaking that he lost another one with two outs in the ninth inning. The only other five guys who did it threw a no-hitter after losing a no-hitter with two outs in the ninth inning. Roy Halliday, Dave Steeb, Tom Siever, Jim Maloney, and Larry Dierker. Oh, man. Larry Dierker was on fire. Dierker was a 20-game winner back in the day for the Astros. So don't be making fun of guys just because you don't know who they are. I'm not making fun of them. I was just-- Yeah, you are kind of. I said he was on fire. You're not even kind to are. You just are. You flat out. You need to be so upset whenever I say that. By the way, when Dylan Sees came within one out of a no-hitter two years ago and Luis Arise broke it up, he finished that game. Okay. Until today, that was his only other career complete game. That surprises me because that guy goes deep into games a lot. Guys just don't complete games. I mean, as an aside, Blake Snow has never ever ever recorded an out in the eighth inning ever. He's a two-time sight young award winner. Never has gone into the eighth inning. You've got an out. That is wild. That's pitching in this day and age, ladies and gentlemen. We're going to shake our fists at the clouds. Yeah. You know, I've done it enough. It hasn't changed anything. I do get annoyed though when pitchers come out and it's like, wait, wait, wait, wait. You've only thrown five innings. You've got like 72 pitches and now we're going to a bullpen game for the rest. All right. Stick around. Sammy Levitt's post game interview with Dylan Cease will play it for you in about 10 minutes. But we're going to take some phone calls right now. 8332880973. Get some of your thoughts on today's historical performance. And we have to start with another guy named Chris in Escondido. A 97-3 the fan. Chris, thanks for calling in. How are you? Thanks for taking my call. Oh, I have to say, well, I got a couple things today. But first off, for all the AJ Priller fans out there, I got one thing to say, for all the AJ Priller, hey, this I should rephrase. Yeah. I have one thing to say. I'm nervous for a second. I'm going to pause right here. Let me go back a little bit. Since 1969, I have watched prosthetic peeing out to prosthetic peeing for decades. And AJ, all I can say is this guy's put a team together for the last, whatever he's been there, 8, 10 years. I know, I get, we haven't won a World Series yet. Let me tell you something. I am so proud to be a Padre fan. And every team he's put out there has been somebody we can root for and cheer for. That's evidenced by the sold out, you know, crowds every night after night after night. Yeah, we haven't won the World Series. But you know what? There's 40 years of no hope at all. And every year we go into it, there's hope now. And the other day, I'm going to say last month I was in New York for a month. And the friend I was staying with didn't have, and they were upstate New York. They didn't have any cable TV. So I listened to a lot of East Coast, New York, and Boston Sports Talk radio. And they were, it was when the Padre was playing the Mets and then the Red Sox. And those guys were talking about AJ. They were very high on all of the acquisitions they made, essentially. And they were very adamant, met, sparked chapters and looking guys. And if the Padre's are ever done with AJ, they would take him as a heartbeat to run their organizations. Because he's given this organization that was hapless for years and years, some hope every year. And some of the trades haven't worked out. But it's not his fault that guys would come over here for whatever reason and forget how to hit. Or it's been the player they were before. But I just hope that the Padre's regardless of what happens this year, that he's back again next year. Because I love going in every season with an aspiration instead of just hoping we don't finish in last place. Thanks again, guys. And have a great day. That was AJ Preller's Uncle Chris on the phone. No, it wasn't. It was just Chris. Big AJ Preller fan. You know what? Nobody's really an AJ Preller fan for whatever reason. And I don't get it. I don't get it. We talked about this the other day. 2019, going all the way back to 2008, a 12-year stretch, Padre's had one winning team. And the only winning team they had was the Tony Gwen 2010 team that shocked everybody and led the division all year only to be caught at the very end by the Giants. That team won 90 games. Every other team had a losing record until finally, AJ Preller got it figured out. 2020 went to the playoffs. 2021 were in command of a playoff spot all year until it tanked at the end. But they played relevant baseball that entire season. 2022, NLCS, last year, everything was relevant. They just didn't make it. And the same this year. The Padres in their history, just a reminder to all of you in their history have never had five consecutive seasons of relevant baseball. All right. Ever. And I'm not saying that we need to scream that from the mountaintop because Chris is right. They haven't won at all. They haven't got to where they want to go. But five seasons of relevant baseball. As a fan, I don't know that you have the legitimate right to ask for more than that. You're in contention. The games matter. The crowds are there. There's excitement. People are into it. The results at the end, it's the way baseball works. You have 162 games boiled down to one weekend. That can be kind of a crapshoot. Yeah. But the fact that the Padres are having their fifth consecutive relevant season, you've got to give AJ a little credit for doing that. The people who hate him are always going to hate him. There's nothing I can say to change their mind. That is true. I think he's figured it out. AJ at least, I'll say this. He's had some clunkers. He's had some pretty weird moves. Name a general manager who hasn't. But what I'll say is that he doesn't scare him to make trades. Even after the trades that didn't work out for him. I'm willing to sit here and criticize every one of these moves that haven't worked. And I do criticize them. But I think you have to ultimately judge by the entire collection of the work. And to be relevant five years in a row in a medium market is successful. I was thinking about how the All-Star game featured a ton of former Padres that were on other teams. That's right. And people think of, I don't know if people think of that as like a bad thing, but I don't really think of it as a bad thing because it's telling me that AJ Preller does have an idea of what good talent is. There were a bunch of former Padres in the All-Star game. Guess what? There are a bunch of current Padres that were in the All-Star game too. We had five. Boom. Not bad. Boom. David Lakeside. Dave, thanks for calling, Gwen and Chris. Dave. This is Dave number five in Lakeside. I just want to say, Chris, piggyback on here, this is one of the funnest seasons. I mean, I don't even have any taste of last year's season at all in my mouth. And this is just a sweet piece of candy that doesn't go away. It's just so fun to watch. AJ's uncle is saying, this is fun. It's fun to listen to the game. It's fun to go into the game. I mean, I haven't got this year, but it's actually fun to read and write my energy for baseball in this city. And it's been a long time. Yeah. What season? Yeah, go ahead. I just want to piggyback on you and see those, like you were saying, those five years. It's been fun. I mean, yeah, there's some bumps and some valleys and stuff like that, but know what? They're playing hard. There's certain players that are not playing hard, but then they say they play hard. And I'm not going to say any names, but, you know, who they are and stuff like that. But it's fun. It's enjoyable. And for being a mid economy or whatever you want to call it, we're not a boss. We're not a New York. We're not a Dodgers or anything like that. We got what we got on the field and they're playing with what they got. And it's putting in their playing hard. They're enjoying themselves. They're having fun. I mean, I'll be, you know, a couple of days ago, you guys were asking the exciting time and baseball or the season. When we signed pro for that was my favorite moment of the year so far. So I see Scrabies again. I mean, hang up. Oh, thanks. It wasn't. Oh, you're watching too. He was just making a note. He was just saluting you, Dave. I was actually just resting my shoulder. Nice. Thank you, Dave. Thank you, Dave. You know, you have to put it in a little perspective. 54 and 50, 55 and 50 now after the win today. You know, again, it's not, it's not incredible, but you're playing all relevant games from here through the final two months of the season. That to me is what you can ask for as a fan. Give me a chance. Give me a fighting chance. Yeah, that's all you want. No, you'll want more, but you have to realize that getting it all, you know, the Rangers went their entire, their entire franchise history without one. Then all of a sudden it just jumped up and they got it just like that. I can't remember where I heard the crazy things can happen. There's like some crazy stat about teams winning the World Series back to back that had never won it before. So like the Rangers had never won it. So if they say the Padres win the World Series today or this year, it would be some sort of historical feat. You don't care about that one. Yeah, if you knew the actual feet, but since I don't, I don't know the feet. Yeah, Katie Oceanside. Welcome in. Hi, Katie. Hi, you guys. How you doing today? Pretty good today. We're pretty fired up. I know you're doing well, Katie. Oh, I have fired up. So like for both of these no hitters, I have made an absolute complete fool of myself in a public place. Joe's was on my son's birthday, so we were at Dave and Busters and I'm like walking through Dave and Busters, screaming my head off, jumping up and down and barreting my son. And then today I had to kill some time at the Safari part. So I was out front watching a nervous wreck and then it happened and I'm jumping up and down and I'm screaming my head off and I'm like, oh, Lord, the tourists must think the locals here are crazy because this woman is doing all kinds of things out from the Safari part. Good for you, Katie. But it really, what it really feels like to me more and more because it's been such an exciting start to the second half is it feels like 98 a little bit. You just, you never know who's going to contribute next. It seems like a different guy every day. It's so good to see Bogarts contributing again, but it's not the superstars every single day, right? If we started the season, you told me that, like, Matty Nuts and, like, Higgie and, you know, Jackson Merrill is going to be rookie of the year. I mean, I don't know how many of us would have believed that, right? True, I wouldn't have. Yeah, it's been crazy. I think, you know, you compare it to '98 and there's a long way to go to '98. I mean, after all, thanks, Katie. '98, they won the '98 games. That's still the franchise record. I don't think this club's going to get anywhere near that. They're going to have to go on an incredible tear. They don't need to get there. They don't need to get there. They'd have to finish 34 games over 500 to get there. And a lot of that seems superstar-driven in '98. Kevin Brown, Ken Kaminiti, a couple of years removed from his MVP. You know, Finley, Tony, Greg Vaughn, superstars. This year, he got Shyoka, Merrill, Profar, Waldron. I think it's been different. They may not be household names, but they already was. They're Padres. They already was. I'm going to try to sneak a couple more in here. And no, I'm not, because Scrab will get mad if I go too late. Oh, I just thought so. But stay online if you want to get your phone call in. We'll take some more. We'll also hear Sammy Levitt's post-game interview with Dylan Sees shortly after his no-hitter. 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We did them anyway. Kristin's doing them. Just didn't do them in a timely fashion. If you haven't seen the eyes, Chris gives me when I make comments like that. You have to go to the YouTube search. Ninety-seven through the fan and watch because he gives me these eyes. Like, what are you talking about? Where are you coming up with this tomorrow on the program? It'll be a one hour show because the potters will play in Baltimore. And that's an early start. But in that hour tomorrow, Dylan Cease will join us. So he'll have a night to sleep on his no-hitter. You think he's going to sleep? Yeah, probably sleep soundly. Probably. And it wasn't an early game. It's not like he's got all this adrenaline at midnight or something. Yeah. They're probably having a pretty good party on the bus ride to Baltimore. That would be fun. And then he'll get into a good old Baltimore there. On the shores of the Chesapeake Bay. And grab a bite to eat and probably sleep quite soundly tonight. You know, we always talk about this happening. It's going to work in the potter's favor. The potter's are going to be in Baltimore before the Orioles are in Baltimore. So the potter's haven't better. The Orioles played in Miami today. Yeah. So they should be getting home soon. Yeah. Anyway, I want to get Mike in Mission Valley. He's been hanging on. Phone call there. Mike, jump in for a moment here on 97 through the fan. What's up? Mike. Hello? Mike. Sorry, Mike. Okay. Mike's scrapes. That's it. Mike, you're out. Three. Three mics and you're out. Three, two, one. Good night now. All right. But we're going to have Dylan Sees on tomorrow. Yes. So I'll have a little time to think about it. But right after the game, you had no time to think about it. He was still excited when he joined Sam Levitt on our post game show. Earlier today, here's how that sounded. Now let's get to our NFL guest, Bresse Blesky joins us. That's Bresse Blesky for some reason. It was Bresse Blesky for some reason. How did that come up? I don't know. Here we go. This is actually it. We're joined by Dylan Sees. Dylan, congratulations on a tremendous start, a tremendous day. Take me through what your emotions are right now. How you feeling? Oh, thank you. I mean, right now, I just feel happy. I mean, I don't know how else to describe it. It really is. It's almost, uh, it's almost too good to be true. Um, man, just, I'm, I'm not feeling right now. Dylan, at what point today did you realize that you were maybe in the midst of something special? Uh, I feel like after the fifth, it kind of starts getting serious. And then after the seventh, it's like, you know, I mean, you are, you're very close. So I try not to think about it too much. I mean, it's inevitable. Um, it's inevitable to cross your mind, but I was just trying to focus more on pitch sequencing and where I wanted to get the ball. Dylan, did you feel that intensity heightened as you got into the eighth inning? Your pitch count after seven was at 94. It was at 103 pitches after eight. Did you feel things getting a little bit more tense? Were you concerned about the pitch count at all? Yeah. I mean, uh, it was a little concerning. I, you know, after that seventh, I think it was at 94. 95. And I kind of just had mapped out my mind. Like if I finish the eighth, it was like 105. And that should buy me, you know, an inning's worth of pitches. So that was kind of what was on my mind. Um, and then other than that, like I said, it was just how am I going to sequence and how am I going to execute? Dylan, a couple of years ago with the White Sox, you came one out of way. And in fact, it was your now teammate, Luis Arise, who broke it up. When you think back to that day and you think about what you did today, I mean, how sweet is this? Considering you have come so close in the past. Yeah. I mean, if it happened twice, it would have been heartbreak. I can tell you that. But, uh, and I mean, anytime you can do something that's, you know, like that, it's almost, uh, it almost feels too good to be true. You know, it so much has to go right. Um, look at those multiple defensive plays today that went our way. Um, and I just, I couldn't be more thrilled. Yeah, you mentioned the defense. There was the catch and center by Merrill on the deflection off Bogart Smith. Xander made a great play later in the game. There was a double play from Solano to Kim that was not easy whatsoever. What did you think about the way your defense helped you through this no hitter? Man, I mean, they were rock solid. You know, I mean, I wouldn't have thrown it without them. Uh, but you know, Merrill being behind both of you right there and making that play and. Both of you making that kind of double clutch, sliding play on Ruiz. Um, I mean, it's just so much has to go right. And, um, I'm sure when I look back at this, it's going to be even more amazing. Dylan that moment in at the bottom half of the ninth inning to out. You're facing the Nationals lead off man. CJ Abrams line drive to right. Johnson catches it. You leap up in the air, your teammates swarm you celebrate with you. Take me through your emotions, your feelings. What was that moment like to finally do it? Man, I don't even know. I don't really know how I felt. I was just so happy and, you know, I just kind of let out a scream. I think it was like a primal scream and then everyone is around me. So I think that was the most fun part is, you know, everyone, everyone kind of not dog piling, but, you know, I'm forming a circle and just being so happy. I mean, I was just screaming, yes. I think I screamed, yes, like 50 times. And, uh, man, that's something I'll be able to relive in my mind for the rest of my life. Well, Dylan screaming, yes, for good reason. What a performance here today. You've been so, so good as of late and you were quite literally unhittable in this one here today. Dylan, again, congratulations on your first career. No hitter. And, uh, we'll see you back here in San Diego. Thanks so much for calling and appreciate it. Yeah. Thank you. Yes. That is Dylan Sees calling us from Nationals Park. Okay. The interview is over. You can, uh, turn it down now. What were you saying? The controls. Why were you so angry? I thought you would cut it off after the interview was over. No, I thought it was funny that he said talk to you later and Sam started laughing. That's what I thought was funny. So I left it in there on purpose. Uh, that was Dylan Sees, uh, just a little bit after his no hitter earlier today. We have a quick timeout here. We are going to do against my best, my best thoughts here. We're going to do a little Chris versus the fans. When we come back, a little trivia. We normally do it at four o'clock, but we're expecting to be joined by Sean Lewis, the head coach, football coach of San Diego State at four o'clock. So if you want to play some trivia, eight, three, three, two, eight, eight, oh nine, seven, three. Dylan, chance for you, perhaps to earn a trip to Las Vegas, but you got to play. It's coming up next. Here's the one and two and Yepes pops it up off the handle of that shallow center. Bogart's awkwardly going back, reaching for a basket catch. Couldn't make the play, but Meryl grabbed it out of the air one away. It seems like every no hitter that's ever been pitched and there's been 306 of them now. In major league baseball has featured a memorable play, something like that along the way. Dylan sees getting the benefit of a great hustle play by Jackson Meryl doing what he's supposed to do frankly. I mean, racing in on a on a pop up to short center field. Xander Bogart's went out as Jesse Agler described kind of awkwardly went out for that ball very awkwardly and it popped out of his glove. Should have fallen in would have been a hit. Except for Jackson Meryl was right there to snatch it out of the air and that was in the fifth inning. About an hour and a half later, maybe an hour later, Dylan sees would have the second no hitter in Padre franchise history. As the Padres shut out the Nationals three nothing today. Chris Ello, Matt Scrabie alongside in the Odyssey Palace studios. Tony Gwen Jr joined us earlier from Washington DC before the team headed out on the bus to Baltimore. Dylan Cease will be on our program tomorrow. Make sure you're tuned in for that between two and three o'clock. Another reason to tune in to tomorrow show. I'm off tomorrow. So for those of you who just. Yeah, exactly. You just absolutely can't stand me. Yay! Tomorrow's a hell of a day to tune in. If Emily Scrabie's really excited about it. I won't be in tomorrow. Dylan Cease, no, you're not bummed. You're going to Bogart the interview with Dylan Cease all to yourself. That's all. No, no, no. I'm really hoping Tony Gwen Jr. joins me for that interview. Tony will join you. Yes, otherwise. You might get really nervous if it's just you. Are you kidding me? I did Stephen Colek. I interviewed Stephen Colek July 5th after when you guys were here. And I was very nervous to interview Stephen Colek. Yeah. Well, then you'd be off to Dylan Cease. He's a guy who's not. He doesn't make me nervous. And Stephen Colek does? No, I'm not. Yeah, you're right. That's a weird way to put it in. But his personality kind of puts you at ease a little bit. Dylan Cease is a very easy-going guy. It was great, too. I'm not saying anything about it. Just do me a favor when Dylan's on tomorrow. Say Chris isn't here, but he wanted to ask. Was shaving the beard off and only going with the mustache the key to your recent surge. Oh, I'll think about it. I'm thinking to consideration. I did it with him earlier in the season about that he has baseball's best mustache. Now, Paul Skeens has come along and might be giving him a run for his money. His mustache is not as good, okay? I don't think it is, but if you ask people out there, you know, the name of mustache and baseball, they're all going to go Paul Skeens. Don't forget about Dylan Cease. He had it first. It's a fake mustache on Paul Skeens. Padres with the win today go to five and one on this road trip. They're 29 and 22 away this year. That is the best road record in the National League. Remember, that's like I take that back. Oh, I was only looking at the wild card teams. Let me double check before I know it is the best road record in the National League. The Dodgers are 28 and 22. The Padres are 29 and 22. So they do have the best road record in the National League. I was correct. Good. I'm quite. Speaking of the Dodgers, Clayton Kershaw made his season debut today for the LAD. As Ted Leitner used to famously call them, the LAC's, the C standing for crybabies. I just loved Ted when he was on a roll. No holds barred on that one. Ted Leiter was the best doing the local news and in other games tonight, the LAC's lost to San Francisco six to six to two. The C stands for crybabies. The crybabies are in action today against the Giants. Kershaw went four innings, allowed two earned runs in his season debut. I think he struck out six Dodgers and Giants are still playing four four. They're in the eighth inning at Chavez Ravine home of the crybabies. I said, just get a kick out of that one. Ted did it every time. All right. We got a couple of lines open. If you want to play Christmas, the fans, 833-288-0973, you know what happens when we play Christmas, the fans, somebody qualifies to win a trip to Las Vegas. That's right. Two nights at the Rio Las Vegas dinner for two and a day bed at the Rio pool. The Rio Las Vegas is back. 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You'll get that question for free today. Be ready to go. Keep the radio down. I'm going to say. All right. Your voice. Okay. I mean, every time I every time I clear my throat, you think it's a, you know, a federal disaster. So I want to make sure that you're okay over here. Let me do an impression of Chris when he when he something happens in the break, everyone's like basically every day where he starts going, I think I'm okay, everybody. You know you too. Maybe twice a day. That actually happens today. Okay. Let's get to our first contestant today and the first person to call in was Danny. So we're going to go with Danny. Hello, Danny. Hello. Hello. Hello. Are you ready to play? Yes. And I'm a first time. Yeah. All right. That was a good play us. Good to have you, Danny. Good luck to you. Hope we have a lot of people who seem to win their first time. So yeah, because you get through the hardest question. The first one. The first one. There we go. Which, what pitcher has the most losses in the modern era? He said what pitcher has the most losses. In the modern era. Patrick Corbin. He's close. Don't kid yourself. He's hilarious. And he added another one to the ledger today, Patrick Corbin. Oh, man, poor guy. Yeah. Sayo. Stay there, Danny. I think it's sayo. Okay. What are you talking about in the modern era? What when did sayo young pitch in like 1900? What's the modern era? I believe stat head or baseball reference mode, like the '60s. Oh, the '60s moving forward? Let me make sure of that. It's not. No, I'm not sure. Yeah. Once again, you've come up with another kind of bogus question there. No, I got this from baseball reference. I don't care where you got it from. I even started keeping links, Chris, because I want to prove this. To be real. All right. So you don't want... So Cy Young doesn't count. Then how about Nolan Ryan? Does that count? You've already gotten it wrong, but that is the correct answer. All right. Well, fine. Why don't you ask a totally different question? Because I don't think that question was... Cy Young is the all-time loss leader. That's it. He just is. That's it. Yeah. So I'm going to give Danny... Why does Danny have to suffer for this? I'm not. I'm giving him another chance. Otherwise, he would have been eliminated if you would have asked the question correctly. Okay. I did ask the question correctly. Hold on. I'm still trying to figure out what the modern era is before we move on because that is how the modern era is not from the 60s. Okay. Okay. Let me... Okay. Whatever. Sorry, Danny. I tried to get you on to question number three, but we're going to have to go back, I guess, and ask question number two again. You still there, dude? Okay. He's good. Here we go. Who won All-Star Game MVP? This year? Correct. Yes. Good point. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm blanking. Um. Good need answer. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I didn't hear what he said. He said, "Oh my gosh." Well, it wasn't Patrick Corbin. Jared Duran was the guy's name. Very good. Jared Duran. Jared. Corbin Duran from Boston. Okay. Sorry, Danny. His name's Jared. Good. Sorry, Danny. Glad to hear that stuff. Danny, good to talk to you. You'll get another crack at it. Scrappy, you're crazy with your questions. Why am I crazy with my questions? Because Cy Young is the lost leader. He's also the win leader. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was expansion era is what it's called. Then call it that. Okay. If you say the expansion era, then I know it's from 1961 on. If you say who's the all time lost leader, then it's not from 1961 on. So you have to make note of that. I think I just died. Yeah. What happened? I mean, you get a question wrong. Never mind. We're moving on. We're moving on. I'm not going to entertain this. I'm not going to entertain it. Good. Moving on. Here we go to our next contestant, Ray. Hello, Ray. Hello. First time player, first time player. Another one. Wow. That was pretty good. Wow. All right. Here we go. Ray. Question number two. I'm going to give you three players and you're going to tell me what team they played for together, Adrian Beltray, Raul Abanyes, Jamie Moyer. What team did they play for together? I don't need a year. Just the team. Ray. Ray. Stay there. Mariner. Okay. Don't stay there. Sorry about that, Ray. Sorry, Ray. He's got me in a mood now. I'm in a competitive mood. Goodness. You are so weird. Josh, you're up next. Hello, Josh. Hello. Are you ready to play? Let's do it. All right. Here we go. How many minutes is an NBA quarter? Josh. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Okay. All right. Let's go to our next question. Question number two. Which MLB team has scored the most runs this year so far? Billy's just double checking before we get into trouble. Stay there. Mmm. I'm going Yankees. Even though they've been slumping. The Yankees, you say. I am. You say the Yankees. Well, that is a grip. The Dodgers just took over, unfortunately. They've scored 516 runs this year to the Yankees, 513 runs this year. Really? Yes. You're actually going up to the second then. Yes. Up to the second. Good for you. Just because I don't want any funny business. Good for you, Rod. You move on. Josh. Josh. Here we go, Josh. Question number three. Four Padres hitters have had six hits in a single game. All you need to do is name two of them. Again, four mark Loretta. Sorry. Sorry. Say again. You said Mark Loretta. Okay. Another one. And Luis Arise. Luis Arise. Stay there, Josh. I'll say, Tony Gwyn, okay, senior, okay, and Gene Richards. Then my two guesses. You got it right. Sorry, Josh. Sorry, Josh. I didn't know if you would know this one. Gene Richards is definitely not the one I thought you would get. Adrian Gonzalez. Yeah. Had six hits. Tony Gwynn had six hits. Joe LaFever. Joe LaFever. Oh. Oh, pronounce LaFever. V-B-V-R-E. Joe LaFever. He had six hits and Gene Richards also has. I remember Gene Richards from Wayback Machine. From the Way, Way, Way. Sorry about that. Josh. All right. Like I said, I'm a little ultra competitive right now. I don't know what Scrabies made me testy. And I have to get a winner before because we have the Aztecs head coach Sean Lewis coming up. Let's go to EC running real quick. Hello, EC running. Hey, how's it going? I was actually calling in to comment on what we were talking about earlier. I just want to say thank you to Peter Sargill real quick. Okay. Very good. Easy. Well said. Yes. Well said. Do you want to play? Of course. Yeah. All right. All right. Here we go. This is not a sports question. What bird lives in Antarctica but cannot fly? Penguin. Penguin is cracked. Sydney Crosby. Sydney Crosby. Yes. That is the correct answer. All right. Next question. Who was the first person to step foot on the moon? Armstrong. Nice job. Gave him two non-sports questions and he was up to the task. Yes. Many people think there has been no one that has stepped on. All right. Conspiracy. Here we go. Easy money. Question number three. It's the year 2000 what former Philly player has stolen the most bases across baseball? Oh, he's playing the game. Chris, do you know? I don't. But I'm going to guess Rawlins. Wow. That was pretty incredible I have to say. Wow. Sorry. Easy money. All right. We're either going to have to revisit this or play again. Yeah. We'll revisit. Yeah. We're going to have to play another day because we do have the Aztecs head coach Sean Lewis coming up at the top of the hour. So we'll just we played that one for entertainment purposes and apparently we're going to be fighting here in the break. Probably going to throw down. So keep the cameras rolling. Don't miss anything Aztec football coach Sean Lewis will join us at the top of this hour excited to talk some sports with them. If you're just tuning in today, you hardly missed anything. Oh, yeah. 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So I want to make sure that you're okay over here. Let me do an impression of Chris when he when he something happens in the break, everyone's like basically every day where he starts going, I think I'm okay, everybody. But you know you do that. Maybe twice a day. That actually happens today. Okay. Let's get to our first contestant today and the first person to call in was Danny. So we're going to go with Danny. Hello, Danny. Hello. Hello. Are you ready to play? Yes. And I'm my first time. Yeah. All right. That was a good play us. So good to have you, Danny. Good luck. Good luck. You hope we have a lot of people who seem to win their first time. They do. You get through the hardest question. The first one. The first one. Yeah. There we go. Uh, which, what picture has the most losses in the modern era? He said what picture? Yes. In the modern era. Uh, Patrick Corbin. He's close. Kids yourself and he added another one to the, uh, ledger today. Patrick Corbin. Oh, man. Poor guy. Yeah. Sayo. Stay there. Danny. I think it's sayo. In the book. Okay. What are you talking? The modern era. What would it, when it, when did sayo young pitch in like 1900? Oh, what's the modern era? Uh, I believe stat head or baseball reference was it like the sixties or the sixties moving forward. Let me make sure of that. It's not. I'm not sure. Yeah. Once again, you've come up with another kind of bogus question there. No, I got this from baseball reference. I don't care where you got it from. I even started keeping links, Chris, because I want to prove this to be real. All right. So you don't want, so Cy Young doesn't count. Then how about Nolan Ryan? Does that count? You've already gotten it wrong, but that is the correct answer. All right. Well, fine. Uh, why don't you ask a totally different question? I don't think that question was, Cy Young is the all time lost leader. That's it. He just did. That's it. Yeah. So I'm going to give Danny, why does Danny have to suffer for this? I'm not. I'm giving him another chance. Otherwise he would have been eliminated if you would have asked the question correctly. Okay. I did ask the question correctly. Hold on. I'm still trying to figure out what the modern era is before we move on because that's how I thought the modern era is not from the sixties. Okay. Okay. That's me. Okay. Whatever. Sorry, Danny. I tried to get you on to question number three, but we're going to have to go back, I guess, and ask a question number two again. You still there? There you go. Okay. He's good. Here we go. Who won All-Star Game MVP? This year? Correct. Yes. Good point. Good point. Good point. Oh my gosh, I'm blinking. Couldn't need an answer. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh. Oh my gosh. I didn't hear what he said. He said, oh my gosh. Well, it wasn't Patrick Corbin. Jared Duran was the guy's name. Say it again. Jared Duran. Jared Duran from Boston. Okay. Sorry, Danny. His name's Jared. Good. Sorry, Danny. Glad to hear that stuff. Danny, good to talk to you. You'll get another crack at it. Scrappy, you're crazy with your questions. Why am I crazy with my questions? Because Cy Young is the lost leader. He's also the win leader. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was expansion era is what it's called. Then call it that. Okay. If you say the expansion era, then I know it's from 1961 on. If you say who's the all time lost leader, then it's not from 1961 on. So you have to make note of that. I think I just died. Yeah. What happened? Yeah. I mean, you get a question wrong. Never mind. We're moving on. We're moving on. I'm not going to entertain this. I'm not going to entertain it. Good. Moving on. Here we go to our next contestant. Ray. Hello, Ray. Hello. First time player, first time player. Another one. Wow. That was pretty good. Wow. All right. Here we go. Ray. Question number two. I'm going to give you three players and you're going to tell me what team they played for together. Adrian Beltray. Raul Abanias. Jamie Moyer. What team did they play for together? I don't need a year. Just the team. Ray. Ray. Stay there. Mariner. Okay. Don't stay there. Sorry about that, Ray. Sorry, Ray. He's got me in a mood now. I'm in a competitive mood. Goodness. You are so weird. Josh, you're up next. Hello, Josh. Hello. Are you ready to play? Let's do it. All right. Here we go. How many minutes is an NBA quarter? Josh. 12. 12. Okay. All right. Let's go to our next question. Question number two. Which MLB team has scored the most runs this year so far? So far. The Phillies, just double checking before we get into trouble. Stay there. Mm. I'm going Yankees, even though they've been slumping. The Yankees, you say. I am. You say the Yankees. Well, that is a grip. The Dodgers just took over, unfortunately. They have scored 516 runs this year to the Yankees, 513 runs this year. Really? Yes. You're actually going up to the second, then. Yes. Up to the second. Good for you. Just because I don't want any funny business. Good for you, Rod. You move on. Josh. Josh. Here we go, Josh. Question number three. Four Padres hitters have had six hits in a single game. All you need to do is name two of them. Again, four mark, Loretta. Sorry. Sorry. Say again. You said Mark, Loretta. Loretta. Okay. Another one? And Louisa rise. Louisa rise. Stay there, Josh. I'll say Tony Gwyn, okay, senior, okay. And Gene Richards. They might have two guesses. He got it right. Sorry, Josh. Sorry, Josh. I didn't know if you would know this one. Gene Richards is definitely not the one I thought you would get. Adrian Gonzalez. Yeah. Had six hits. Tony Gwynn had six hits. Joe LaFever. Joe LaFever. Oh, oh, pronounce LaFever. Yeah. But I would never got. Yeah. Joe LaFever. Yeah. Had six hits and Gene Richards also. I remember Gene Richards from Wayback Machine. From the Way, Way, Way. Sorry about that. Josh. All right. Like I said, I'm a little ultra competitive right now. I don't know what Scrabies made me testy. 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