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Best Bits from the Week - Scotty & Goss (28/06/2024)
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[LAUGHTER] And he seemed exhausted. [LAUGHTER] Can you read the whole text? You and me about Tim, a couple of years ago, was the season you referred to. We're talking about Josh Tracey. In typical bloody-minded fashion, just as you bore people with Ross bashing, you continued to bang on like your analysis of Tracey was spot on, lots like listening to Kelly under what nauseating. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kelly didn't deserve a draw. Why don't you tell me to draw a boy in that? You just concentrate on the amooper, Adam. Adam, just so you know, there I was standing at Leaderville Oval, and I looked across the bloke standing next to him, very similar height. And we just had a chat. And I asked him about a Josh Tracey. He spoke about holistically where he needed to work, said, great future, but needs to do a whole lot of things better. Hey, Ray, how good's Josh Tracey? Oh, I can't believe he wasn't your brown and her medallist for the week. I've got a few photos from-- [LAUGHTER] --and they sit proudest punch in the theater room. Well, just go in there sometimes and just-- Don't do it, Ray. [LAUGHTER] It's here in here. This is-- I've got to calm down. No, breathe, breathe. I'm trying to turn over your life. Do better. Hand in your media phone. [LAUGHTER] Don't worry, it's just out in the corner. Surely you're listening, Adam, in the last two years, we've been nothing but praise for Josh Tracey here. Well, Adam, clearly does listen to us. He's a dedicated listener. If he heard me two years ago, he stayed with us. We must be doing something, right? [INTERPOSING VOICES] [MUSIC PLAYING] Give us a hug. I'm a ratio in the studio. This is Paul Hays will be giving us spin in regards to him as an individual play when he was playing on the road. You know, you go through my home form and match that up against my way form. There's a big drop off of the buffet. Different eating when you go and stay in a hotel, because you're being serious, huh? I'm 100% serious, and I'm not the only one to suffer from buffet syndrome. [LAUGHTER] I didn't give you a buffet syndrome. I only played once when I was living in the hub. But when you're away, it's-- But when you're in the hub, tell us a bit about it. Well, I was never playing, because I was just dating the house down. Literally, you just get up. It'll be all these portion meals, and you just get whatever. What do you think of Elliott Yo's street, you do? I think it's not necessarily a hip-jerk reaction, but it's quite-- Did you say hip-jerk? Yeah. Go with knee-jerk. Knee-jerk, that's the one. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hip-jerk's the money one. It's right up there with a zipper. Hip-jerk's cash, it's all the same. Exactly the same. Exactly the same. You did right. I see you. It's good to go south. It's good to go south. It's bad. He's French, basketball, comin' to do. I see you sitting good side, and I like my foot. We win, up here. Oh, wow. Anyway. No, no, if he's fit to go, you reward the boat for the effort that he's done. That's funny laughing at him. He goes up. I was talking to someone last night. Sometimes I say things and crosses head all pop up, and look at me, and I'm like, "What are you, sweet?" "Did I'm a sweet?" He's so normal for me. Yeah, that I just swore. He just did that then. It looks like you've had Botox in your eyes. Oh, well, it's a social, well, I haven't. They're just puffy. I'm very tired. Look in your eyebrows, like they're above high. You know, like they're... That's what I mean. Well, you're trying to keep them open and... Yeah, I am. It's the toothpicks. And they got into a loop. A colleague of mine in the world of selling houses on the phone to me yesterday. And he said, "You are not going to believe "what I'm watching in my rear vision mirror." Like, "I kid you not." You know, I cannot see this being interesting, to be honest with you. LAUGHTER I shouldn't have let you go, but I just cannot see this being interesting. No, what's he looking at? He said, "The lady in the car behind him..." Oh, yeah. "Was doing a line of cocaine off the dashboard of a Tesla." No! "John, really, is there a part of you hoping "that he doesn't get drafted that he could come back and play next?" LAUGHTER That question is, are you the most selfish man in Australia? Oh, man, got this in play-off form this morning. It is a girl unbelievable. Thank you. Thank you, John. We're on camp. I had probably the best sleep I've had since Louise been born, so no kids there in a swag. The best thing I've seen in the Irish girls, I've got a few of them, it's like 12% of our team, trying to put up a swag and they've never seen a swag in their life. And one of the girls even brought a summer sleeping bag, so she was trying to bribe people for their sleeping bags and quilts. So, yeah, it was definitely entertaining. "Chesy dad, good morning, you're in red, "chipping form, mate. "Your last of your best street is in the last race nine." That it is, and it's a rock and root set. But wait, he's been going at the moment. He is in red form to get makeup. This horse is in red form. He's showing the talent he's always had. I've decided to step back from Twitter. "Cane Corns, sent me a text. "Have you been listening?" And he and Kingie ditched up this pile of pop. By my calculations, this is the seventh time Tim Gossage has quit Twitter. I'm Johnnie Phantom. I'm telling you, October 5, 2023, today was only a cameo return to this platform, got caught in the Devon Robinson backflip. Let's go to September 25, 2003. Might the party in the post day, got to win the brand low lines and win the flag. September 24, 2023, looks like my next days are over. This is legit. I'm not making this up June 25, 2024. That was the one this week. I'm going off Twitter for a bit. That was October 24, 2020. And August 16, 2015, Twitter has exhausted me in the lead-up to today's Derby self. Excluded for seven days. Happy tweeting. But I'm out. Come on, Goss. Gossage. "Cane has he really been trawling through my tweets "since 2015 to know how many times I've quit Twitter. "Cane would be paying one of his teenage sons "a few dollars to sit there. "Instead of doing their homework "and following a decent education, "he'd be using little kid in a sweat box, "whether it's overseas or in his own house, "to troll through my Twitter to find out how me." So, "Cane, my dig is at you. "Get a life."