"You're too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here." It's Noor's birthday, and to celebrate, Donny and Chelsea do what they do best: horrify her. Donny shares his quarantine routine while Chelsea rants and plans for her inevitable demise in someone's basement. Then, Donny educates on the logistics of gloryholes and Noor educates on how centuries work. Shout out to Granny Panties AND Donny's Grandmother, because both are putting in the hard work. Also, the Cuties submit their most embarrassing memories of calling 911. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon!Shop our merch!Follow Us on Social Media!TikTok: @cuteonepodcastChelsea: @ohnochelsDonny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices