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Get Out Of My House | Haven't A Breeze | Episode 4
This podcast is part of the Sports Social Podcast Network. Hello, hello, hello and welcome to "Having the Breeze" episode 4. It's the fifth time we've been on the episode 4 because we don't apply it. Phil, straight into it, I'm not messing about with it. The value in chocolate is the boy big. It is the boy big because you are paying probably maybe 23% more for a family soy. What would have been a family soy's bear? But when you become a full grown adult, a family soy's bear basically equates what a bear used to be as a 4-year-old. Do you think the family soy's bear has loads of questions? Do you think the family soy's bear is actually just a normal bear? But we think it's a family soy's bear because the ones they sell in 4 packs for 2 quid are tiny. Now, I think the 8 squares were always the 8 squares. Yeah, you can't really go around with 8 squares. But if you take a 5-year-old's hand and put 8 squares in a 5-year-old's hand, right? It's the equivalent to 22 squares in an adult's hand. Yeah, but we're not having a 5-year-old, we're talking about us. That's what we say in the shop. You don't need to do a big shop. But a family soy's bear is essentially just an adult soy's bear in the shop's hand. Yeah. So when you look at a bear in the shop, do you go... Do you look at the big bears in the shop and go... When I was 4, that was huge. That's a family bear. Is that how you walk things in? I go in and I look at... There's a magical creation. A marvellous creation's bear. We'll just say magical creations because we're not sponsored by Cadbury's. What the fuck is a marvellous creation? The magical marvellous creation's the other ones with the pop and candy in it. Ah, yes, they were there for about 4 hours. And the jelly beans. They're still going. I love them, right? They're still going. They're not going to hit anymore. But right, you can boil a bear soy's one at the counter. Yeah. Or you can boil a family soy's one. Yeah. The family soy's one is just basically the normal soy's chocolate bear. No, it's not a normal soy's chocolate bear. But when you put it in your adult soy's hand, it's the normal soy's chocolate bear. But this one's going to say it here. Like, take for England's sake. I think one of the biggest culprits in all this is a wispy. You used to boil a wispy. Look at the shrimp flation. This one I'm talking about because if you go for the big shop, right, at the end of the oil and don'ts, I always need a tail because they do pop. You see, don'ts have this thing right where you go up and they go, yeah, you're actually like only 1.75 short here to use another 10-year of out there. And you go, oh fuck, what a little boy. And there's just, well, all the chocolate, right? But if you go and boil for a wispy for two quid as they're advertised, right? They're fucking tiny. Right. They're not wispers. They're mini wispers. They're not wispers, right? See, I'm not a wispy fan. So it's not a wispy. They impact twirls, twirls are much skinnier than they used to be, right? Um, wispers are tiny, um, toffee crisps, tiny. You see, the ones you can't get away with, Cadbury's Caramel was always six, quite a rectangular shaped pieces of chocolate stuck together. A dirty milk, eight squares. You can't do one with them. They have to stay anywhere. But what the thing is, I think it's more valuable to buy big, because if you buy oil like a homeowner bar, I'm a real fan of them, right? But if you go and you buy the like 180 gram bar of homeowner, which is probably 16 to 20 squares of chocolate, it's costingly too quick. But there's more chocolate in that than you're getting for the four bars of wispy. Do you get me? So no, I was definitely the boy big. I completely understand where you're coming from on this. Can you feel me anguish here? Feel it. I don't think I get anguish there, but I really are. No, because I'm similar now in terms of where you're going to with this. But from my point of view, I think I've done the maths and the size maths on this. This is where I'm equating it. It's like, do you want to think I'll put it here, right? Yeah. It's like you know, these 660 mil bottles of beer. Yeah. Right. Man size bottles of beer. It's a bit like the chocolate. I started to think actually now, those bottles, the 3/40 mils, were only for when you were learning how to drink when you were 18 and 19, right? And when you get into your 40s, the 660 mil bottles should be a starting point, because now you're growing up and they're big bottles from big bottles. Moretti and piranha? Corona do them as well. Corona do them. Do do them. Remember getting moretti in Italy, fully enough. Can't be moretti. Can't be moretti. Staying bottles of those 600 mils for like 19 days where I didn't want to come home. Ocean says it's calling, tackling obesity gaff, everything shrinks while the poison creases steadily over time. But it's not, it's not solving anything. It's, it's, it's costing us more to eat less, but it's, it's, it's ridiculous. Like, I'm going to eat less because you just go. And so it's beer versus Canadian baby gaff. Yeah, but Canadian, the Canadians drink those, like what we would consider kind of cold down the, and cold down the, if the English lads are slagging, like they don't even drink proper cans. They drink for 40 mils. They don't even drink a proper can. And 400, that's the way to go. Yeah. Yeah. 500, that's the way to go. Yeah. So they, they want to be careful. They're trying to slag around because ultimately right there, they're look, they go, ha, ha, ha. And we're going, we laugh now. Yes, we, who's as close as you want to point this? Well, the scouse up he is scouse, but he lives in Ireland. No, I get that, but if you remember back in the day, when, and back in the good old days with you, have a proper border going up the north, right? Um, and you used to go over the board and show your passport to the board, passport control and everything. Internationality, get out of that gear. Internationality in your boy cans. And you're headed to be wrecked because when you go home, you port them into a point class down here. And now it, and you go, where's the rest of it? Yeah, yeah. You used to go into Norway, right? You used to go into Norway and you go, where you go into Norway, and people go, I'm just going into a boy drink, right? Yeah. But you'd always come back because, oh my God. Look, I remember, I remember like, yeah, talking to people in the, like, the police are paracetamol. It's for nothin' up there, you know. What is happening, when they go? Won't forty-nine for twenty-four paracetamol. So it's like, rubbery down here. And yet, we go on up, right? And you'd probably spend about a hundred quid in days, or come on back because the car is absolutely on its knees, chugging down back down the M1. Whatever went up for a drink, and they went up for paracetamol, and they'd be like, I don't care if it's merch, I'm boing a lot of firewalks. And there's still people to this day go. Go up there. You get, you get bleeding, caught on the way back, you get, you're being prison, you're like, you're never getting caught, buddy. You're not, you're not, you're never getting caught. You literally just drive up and down, around, around, and now it's not a bar. But years ago, it was like, you're being prison-gapped. You're being prison. And it'd be like, how much of the firewalks were looking? The 50-brea, you need an extra ten. You're like, you know, like, insurance money. Easy, gets fuckin' caught, and he has to get a solicitor. And it's like, the paracetamol stuff is after a while. Dylan says that the chocolate stuff is down to the sugar tax. I know a pub, and I won't name it, but I know a pub, that pulled the police with a sparkle of water up, in line with the sugar tax increases, when that all came in. No mess. Well, can I just say, the other thing you used to go across, to New York, for a new respect, this is a man with a number of children. Maybe you used to be having a great water up there. No, a great water, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You couldn't get it down. No, and do you know what, and do you know what, and I'm talking about it. Proper, it used to be proper great water. Not the stuff you're getting down here. The full game, the full, the Protestant great water used to get up there. It's a positive Catholic one down here. But do you know what else, and I'm going to put me handle. Right, when you have young kids, they take it, right? And it's the worst thing in the world, because they just never fucking stop crying, right? Like, and in fairness, if you had 20 or plus things, trying to break through your gums at the one time, you'd be probably crying as well, right? But down here, they had banjela, right? Which is shoy, right? Shoy, right. But we found this stuff called calgea. It's made by Calpol, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got it for teen. And you cannot get it in the Republic of Ireland. So I had a friend up the knot, right? They used to go down to his local village, and he'd go into all the chemists, and he'd go give us two of them. They were the sort of thing you could only buy, you know, two of, a bit like boxes of salp within. And he'd buy me two in this chemist, two in that chemist, two in that chemist. And he'd put them in a pad of them below, and he'd send me six things of calgea just to get through the teet and stuff. But it was brilliantly, even if you had a teet like yourself, you'd just lash a bit with this into your mouth, how melded out and know. You're dribbling, you couldn't even talk. Fantastic stuff. But yeah, he cooked the knot for all that. Yeah, it was fucking deadly. It was the best thing that was romantic now. It was not like you'd just go up and get it. No. And he built them all away. So it's not even as easy as you get there. Years ago, you had to rip the back row up to the knot, and it was going back over and on. You have to sneak. I played football up there many a time in the heart and cup, and the Carlin World Cup, which is the two football tournaments for universities. Oh, she says, "Paught and water down to the religious divide is a good one now, a very... It's true. No, it is, yes. I'm telling you. It's fucking telling you. It's a bit like, it's a bit like Catholic masses. I'm proud of the masses. The Catholic masses. But when you go, do you remember that? It was the longest thing as good as crack. I was, one would have been 1994. '94, yeah, because that's when we were playing the hard and cupped. That was my freshman year, and we were playing the hard and cupped up there. I remember, like, full-on army on the board and everything. We had the show passports, and we've got a show. There may have been a few moons done out at the back of the bus. Well, you know, when you came back from the tournament, and everyone was enjoying themselves on the bus and the way back, you got over the border. And you just talked to all them soldiers, and then finished our shift. And you were so brave when you got over the border, giving them all the moonies and everything out the back of the bus window, and the whole lot, but like, yeah, like, as you met, I need to melt on the street. Our asses got out of the bus. We would have just, like, you would have just been caught up into a ball. I mean, like, oh, sorry about that, sorry about that. Yeah, but counting on us, it's not for all the for the drink and everything. And I remember going into, like, you'd be like, oh, my God, look, there's a Sainsbury's. You know, this is amazing. And even the Sainsbury's, and like, it'd be like a couple of oils, a fill, and the rest was just drink. Because they knew everyone was coming up from all over the public, the boy. And they'd be just people walking out. I remember going up one year, and I remember getting out of the way. Everyone got, you bought yourself clothes at Christmas, right? People say, oh, yeah, yeah. I don't really do anymore. Do you want yourself Christmas clothes? Now, I'm a grown-up now. So, and I don't really know. Now, yeah, but we went up, went up one year, right? And we went and put in all the drink, you know? Like, you were coming in or whatever. Well, Sainsbury's, or whatever the fuck it was up there. And to be just, like, literally rows of, like, southern reds, cars, coming out of the shops, right? And to be people going out there, it wouldn't be as great a fill in it. It wouldn't be a turkey or a ham or a bit of stuff. And I had anything in the pranny. It was just wild to wild cans, right? And to be, you know, like, the cans would be, like, wedged the soil to the trolley, to be a gap down the soil, and to be putting our bottles of vodka and everything in there. And to be, you know, you're seeing Elle's, and Elle was trying to fucking hold this trolley, because it weighed an absolute tone. And we were trying to get around the car, practically, in that car. And we went into this shot and sent it in. And I remember, my wife, now, always be careful at the time. And she said, "Would you not get to have some clothes while you're up here?" And I remember my man, Dabby, in there as well, and they were like, "Oh my God, the police up here are much better than the clothes, man." What kind of police men jeans, and I was like, "Fucks sake, you know what I mean?" I was just pointing some clothes for them. For sure, isn't that, is that like when you think about it, right? Aragas used to be the big reason why people- Oh, man, because it's no aragas in the toilet. Oh, my God, it's amazing. And it was like, "Aragas," and people don't realize this was, like, the biggest boys ever. Oh, Aragas was off the chain when they came into Ireland. You see, it's the most amazing thing in the whole wide world, you know what I mean? Yeah? I remember, remember used to, if you went up, if you knew someone from the Garden of the Nargis, they'd get as an aragas book. The build-up to Christmas in our house in the '80s was suddenly bring back in September the aragas catalogue, right? And I would spend hours. And I mean, hours going through every single page of the arag. Even the beds, the dew-face, the cushions. Barbecues, gazebos, everything in it. Lawn mowers, everything in it. The lawnmower page was legal. And I was waiting as you got close to Christmas to get closer to the sports and the toys, right? That was, like, the big boys. I didn't want to go too quickly to the toys because I just had to explode, basically looking at all the toys. But then you find out the electrics. Remember, I used to have the electrics in the middle between sports and toys. And there was Walkman and Garrow Brass, as you had the twin deck. And then you'd have to tell his them all. And remember, right? You could get, so everyone wanted Sony, right? But they had, I think it was a Korean brand, Sanio. That looked a bit like Sony. Yeah. Sanio, yeah. Sanio, yeah. Yeah. I was old. I was old. I was old. I started with an A. It was like four letters. Alba. Alba. Yeah. Yeah, quality. Yeah, you couldn't go wrong. And, like, people, you'd want, I always wanted a twin deck because you'd be listening to the radio and have a tape there. And you'd be making nicks tapes. This is like gone. This is proper going back in the day. And like, yeah. But you could, like, you know, you could get them down here. But they were a lot cheaper. They were built. They were a good 20% cheaper in the Argos catalog. Yeah. Then they were, there was a spoiler crawl across me. Not up here. Flip off. And so, yeah. Deadly. Not still. The Argos catalog. And you'd be looking at a cone. Look at them sheds. Like, we'd never seen a shed in our lives. And I was like, look what they can buy in England. Compare to our counterparts. Look, look at those dartsboards. With their dartsboards. And then, and then you'd be like, oh, look at the footballs. Fucking hell. Look, there'd be a page. All the footballs. All the footballs. I don't remember when Argos came in here. And it was just absolutely mayhem. Absolutely fucking mayhem. And you're talking about, like, stereos and stuff. Oh, yeah, I always wanted one. Um, got it in the end. But it was a silver one, right? It was a silver one, but it had a, had a five CD changer. Right. Right. So it was like, imagine, like, the top of it looked, like, it was like a glass door on the top of this stereo. And you opened it up and you put your CDs in. And then the, I just twilled to where it needed to be. And I had this mad blue LED front. And I had big soap. I was like, oh, it's hard. I was it. You know what I mean? I taught. Like, I was fucking it. But yeah, Argos. And it's gone. They're all running now. Argos. When we talk about it, it's gone in the last six or seven months. I think it's gone. And then... It is. I remember the Argos in the Eilac Center. I think it was the Eilac Center. I might have been the one forced to open. And it was just fucking mayhem. Like, there was people coming out with duvets and pillows and fucking everything hanging out with them. And the boy. And so, yeah, there's a few memories. Anyway. And the... And it was, anyway. Great border. Great border. The Protestant great border. It's better. Fronts on Carl Gell. Right? They were just loading. They're just fucking loading or everything. This is the reason why things are the state there in England at the moment. It seemed all great at the time, right? But they just ended up wrecking everything, right? Whereas we're just on the level. Just on the level. When I saw the video of them just pumping raw sewage into the Thames. And it was just pills floating by and everything. I used to take out. Oh my god. Oh my god. How can any country, any developed country, get to the stage where they think it's all right to pump raw sewage into the rivers. That basically runs through the center of the city. Like, I can get if there was a leak or something like this. But this was signed up. I could always take out. I am. Not many things. Actually, this is a question I wanted to ask you. Hey, Aaron, there's Nexie. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah. Just walk in. There's no what's going on. Well, I was thinking if I was dealing with this next Monday, which I don't know if I kind of know because I'm on holidays. And Matthew would be with me. So he'd end up just joking. Ah, yes. Matthew, legend. And we'd have to go them back. But here's the thing, right? What was I thinking there? I've lost my train at heart and I'll just think about that as well. But I was giving out about water and stuff like that. And I can't remember. So good luck. No worries. Can I talk to you about, can I talk to you about getting people that we are gaff when you have them around for a visit? You can't. And if I remember what I wanted to talk about, I'll come back and let you know. Okay. But before I do it, right? Before I do it, I have a competition for everyone. There's no prizes now. Bo, all right? Okay. All right. People's always little for a second there. And then when I then went... So, well, if somebody gets a spot on, I actually might have something that I can send to someone that will quote that. Yeah. I will send somebody something that's branded with all the stuff that I'm doing with the charity stuff, right? Because I got loads of sponsor gear done, right? Okay. But I want people... So, this is a member of the only show. So, what you can do is they can email talkingcobonagmail.com if they get the answer right in the chat. Right. Can I be back at this point? Okay. You can't yet, right? So, at the moment, just to give you an idea. So, this year, since I started trying to find out for this, right? Yeah. Or even how far would you reckon I've traveled? Oh. Um... Absolutely every activity I've done this year. How far would you reckon I've traveled? Clameters, what is it? Yeah. Yeah. Um... I would say... I'm going to say... How many channels have you done? I'm only... How long will you say travel? Hold on. Will you say travel? Does that mean traveling to the competition? No, no. This is just activities... On your bike. Training and the activities. So, on the bike. Distance on the bike, really, isn't it? I'm running. I'm running. I would say... How many have you done, Tre? Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to say... Two and a half thousand kilometers. Not a bad guess, right? So, at the moment, I've traveled between trainers. Hold on, don't tell us because it's not a competition to guess. No, no. I'm starting. I'm starting. This is a starting point, Tre. Right. So, I've traveled the equivalent between we're training and the events. If I left Dublin, and I'd end up in Benghazi and Libya. Right. That's how far I've traveled, right? Yeah. This year's so far. Yeah. Which is 3,182 kilometers, right? Right. Well, so, it wasn't a bad guess, right? I've been up a total elevation at the moment. There's 59,000 meters. So, that's six and a half times up Everest, right? Okay. Right. Yeah. So, here's the competition. To win something and I'll sign it as well. Yeah. You can save it, set for it, where, whatever you want to do, right? Yeah. Um, here's the competition. How far will I end up traveling by the end of October? Right. When all this ends. When all this ends. Now, my last event is the start of October, but there's a Brucie bonus event I'm doing at the end of October, right? Okay. That I was just showing, right? And so, how far in total have traveled? And where in the world would that be? And how many times? How many Everest? How many Everests will Everest will have finished up? So, are we just opening this up to the people that are watching now? Yeah. Okay. Just as a little Brucie bonus. So, before you start showing them all sorts, we want total kilometers, where in the world it ends up, and how many Everests in elevation, all right? Now, it's not, it's that massive, hang on, I know exactly what I'm going to, hang on, I'm going to go get the prize and I'll tell you exactly what it is. See? Far episodes in, different prizes. Tom Boland has a guess in. Now, what to do with is that, right? In our seriousness, talkin' cop1@gmail.com. So, T-A-L-K-O-N. Cop1 number 1@gmail.com. Talkin' cop1@gmail.com. Just email Phil's distance. Put it down his Phil's distance and put those three things in for us. And I'll keep the, and I'll put it in the soil at the end of October, because there's no point, I'm not writing them all down here. And so, Tom, you can hear me talkin' cop1@gmail.com. So, you're giving away a cap. A cap, right? The white cap. You look like bleeding. I don't know what I'm gonna say, but it flips up and it says, follow me on it. Yeah, and it has number 17. Number 17, yeah. And then what else? Stevie G, Stevie G's proper number. That and I've got a pair of gloves that I'll throw in as well, right? Right. And I'll figure, I'll have something else that I'll throw in as well. Right, so, T-A-L-K-I-N-K-O-P, number one, at gmail.com. Send it over to us. Please do it. I know his important guest is in here, but send it over to us and email. I'll keep, and if you mark the email, Phil's distance. And we will keep it, and we will, I'll reveal all the Phil at the end of October when he's finished this nonsense. Bit of phone. And email. Bit of phone. Just to see. But there we are now. It's really couldn't get over there. Getting people out on the gaff. Is it, is it all going to avoid people in the gaff in the forged instance of this? Is it one of the hardest folk continues to do in life? Just getting people in. Depends, wasn't it? Well, do you know what I'm asking, right? So we're having people over on Saturday, right? Okay. And we've, I have to walk a half-six to follow a man. I've walked on to mark to follow a man. Sunday morning, half past six, right? So I'll do up at about half past four. So all you miss said, "What do you think you have a few people over?" So yeah, listen, I don't mind. Let's start a four in the afternoon. But we have to, I'll go on to 11. Right? So it's seven hours out the back. Few beers, bit of field. It's all good. And she's like, yeah, 100%. And we're both in total agreement. Like 11 o'clock, cut off. But every time we deal with this, our friends are very, very deal with this. All you got home are 11. I respect, and I say, 11 o'clock, good luck. Thanks a million, great day. And I head home. Right? Whether I'm in walk or not the next day. And every single time I get up the next day and I meet in the neighborhood, or whoever someone's out, how'd you gonna ask me? Oh, fucking quad-a-tray. Quad-a-tray, they're in the place. Jesus. I called quad-a-tray leaving their house. Yeah, yeah. Did you go on somewhere else? No, no, we didn't need quad-a-tray. And then you meet the person that was hosting. And you go, "What's the story there?" "What's just coming here, isn't it?" Not that what she said. Like, there was one by you. Oh, he went home or 11. I met, he made the next day he was hosting this, right? It was the night of the year I was actually, it might be in the year I was final. I met in the next day and I said, "How'd you go?" "I couldn't get rid of that." He said, "I was actually 10 to go home, and you were walking by me, to get Marjorie and get out of the fridge." They were literally walking by me and opening up the fridge. He said, "I felt like fucking, swazy and ghost, right?" Just, nothing happened. No matter what I thought, I wasn't fucking there. I was non-existent. So, is it the hardest thing to do? What, what, what's a good strategy? Now, my strategy for Saturday is, I torn off the loyalty with the back, I locked me back there and I got to bed. So, if you want to get on my way back garden, you're gonna run away with a drink. And if you want to get on my back garden, you have to take a climb on walls. What do you think? What? What do you think? What's a good, and I'm asking you, when I know the people that are watching, what is the best way to do it? What's the best strategy? It's the best strategy to say everybody up by annoying. And then you let it go to 10 and go, "Oh, come on, no matter what you said, annoying, it's half 10, then when people go already grand." You know what I mean? I don't really have that problem. I've surrounded myself with people who don't do this, right? But, but I do know the problem you've talked about, because it's happened in the past, and I just tend to stack clean up gaff and making people feel... Cleaning up those and walk with this. Well, see, this, but this is the thing, you've got to make, you've got to make a walk. You start taking away the drinks and stuff that are full. But, honestly, you make with standing there going, "Listen, it's, it's fucking two in the morning. What's the story?" And you're like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, yeah." And you're like, "Yeah, we're going now." And then after we're taking, more bottles there with the fridge and opening them. And I'm proceeding this school to back out and sit out of back out and look. Oh, I said that, no, that would do my head in. I'd be a whole hundred percent honest. That would do my head in. I'd, to the point that I'd want to, like, they're gone. No, like, get out. And I'd get, like, 'cause my other half gets annoyed with me. 'Cause I'm very... I'm like, wait, what time are we going to? Okay, what time are we leaving now? Okay. Who's going to be with us? Like, when? Right. That's it then. Right. Now, if people come along, afterwards, or if... If you're not going to... I understand you are asking these questions. Yeah. So, you want to know who's going, who you're going to be with, who you're actually going to have to talk to where you're there, what time you're leaving, how we're getting there, how we're getting home and all that, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, 100%. I'm just like... No. When you say, what does what work? Do you go and just spend the time with the people that's being listed to get there at the same time? Everything you have in your mind does it all happen? In a way, right? Because I think there's a big thing here, right? Where, you know, you get women going, and see him, the fucking prick. We went out and he wouldn't come home, and he didn't get home, fucking three o'clock, and I left there, and I fucking left him. Does this big thing right with that? But I think, I actually think once a woman gets an idea in her head, that's what's going to happen. I would say, well, then I'm probably more in that book, because I'm like, wait, if we say I'm going to 10, right? At 10? That's me. Okay, I said I'm going to 10. Where is everyone? So he did it, says, "I had a Halloween party years ago. "Blocking in from the years ago showed up. "Tucked over the music with only 80s chills "and carried the remote around "around one for hours and hours. "And then he once, "I once took the cleaning products "at about half three, "and he was just lifting that glass "and so we could clean the table. "Now I don't know what I was trying "to fuck an angle. "Unbelievable stuff." But honestly, I think the women make the decisions in these things. Time going home. Especially if you're going home together, I think the women make the decision. I think the women, I think if a woman wants to stay, you stay, a woman wants to go, they'll be at you until you go. Now, like, we will be, we have this, I tend to go, right, look, this is what I'm going to go on. Because I'm more at a type that says, this is what I'm going to. And you know what I'm not going to go on, I'm like, right, I'm going this time. Yeah, now, like Phil is there, and then he's not. Yeah, that's a good voice. No, no, no, no. You're texting the next morning, don't you go out and you went, ah, like, whatever time you're like, didn't even know what you're going on. Yeah, yeah, that's it. It's the end of the discussion of the day. There's no, there's no, like, reminiscing or anything. No, it's a good, I'm gone. That's me going there. See you. Right, and that's just the way, genuinely, that's just the way I am. So when you come, so if you invite me to a house, I'd say to you here, what this is, what time has this gone until? And you'd say, I'll look to the bill half ten or so. I'd be planning to leave by the quarter past ten. I'll be gone. Just because I've got a short time, time started to play that, like, this is what I like. And join, and join your company, and join this is great. Bose. I look me on space. And to be honest with you, the happiest part of my life, do you know what happened at the best days? The happiest part of my life is, having had a good day, on a good evening, but knowing I'm home, at a sensible time, and this is just the old age, at a relative time, that's before one o'clock, right, so I can get to bed, because I know that the kids are going to be up at six o'clock in the morning, right, so. I was going to say, could I use my youngest child as a pawn in all this? One hundred percent. He's four. So if I just send him in around the gathering, crying incessantly, I have 10 that he's knackered. Surely somebody in the party is going to go, "Ah, Jase, he's recced." Come on, we better go. Do you have to get him to bed? I think that might be a thing to go, because it just, look, maybe certain people, tree certain hosts differently, you know, like, I'll hear fuckers every 11, so I'll go on, "Ah, they won't give a bollocks. We'll say it'll tell." So maybe I'll just have to be firm on this one, and then we'll go. But you know what I mean, father-in-law was telling me the great thing. And no, sorry, we brought her and I was telling me something about me, father-in-law on holiday. So we were on holiday, and the father-in-law was giving help, because he, you know, he does nothing to organize the holiday. Right? I think she packs his clothes from, she dresses them when they're over there. Like, he doesn't give a bollocks, right? So we're over on the holiday, and we're sitting around the table at breakfast, and then, see, there was a couple of, it was basically us and the wife system, all kids, and husband and kids, and then the wife brother, and his wife and kids, and then the mother and father. So we'll go. So we're all sitting around this big breakfast table and woman, and we were going for a week. So we were saying, yeah, we're going home next Tuesday, and so was our sister. Yeah, we're going, and we were organizing, you know, getting the transfer back to the airport. So we're like, "Yeah, look, we got a transfer for the eight months back to the airport." And, of course, he misses, says to the brother, "And you're staying for two weeks, and yeah, we're staying for two weeks." And then she turns around, and she says, "And you're staying for 10 days." And she goes, "Well, no, we're actually staying for 11 days, right?" And the dad poops go, "What do you fucking mean 11 days, right?" And she goes, "Well, we came on the Tuesday, I'm going home on the Friday, that's 10 days, and I'm going home on the Saturday." And he goes, "Ah, for our folk's sake, I only brought 10, what was it?" "I only brought 10 folk and blow pressure tablets with me. I didn't bring 11, right?" So he fucking had a meltdown, and then he goes, "What time is the flow you home on?" "Half 10 a night? Ah, for our folk's sake, it's always the fucking last flow you're new as well. How long do you want to be here?" "I mean, that's just grouping them on, I got a flow you're tailing the arm, the only go home with these." "Now are we?" So I mean, we're going, they were going on, going on, this is a great crack. So we brought in a lot of 200, and he says, "Yeah, this is going on, yes." Because he used to live in the house with them while they were to him and the girlfriend was saving for the house. So he moved in to sort of a good fucking same money, whatever. And he goes, "There was one time he was sitting with the father and laying on the house and you're saying, 'You're after very booking any holidays.'" And he goes, "Yeah, I tell you we've been going to Atlanta, right, the other Atlanta, right, every year." And he goes, "I'm very good." And he goes, "How long are you going for?" And he goes, "Ah, I'm fucking..." She goes, "Our two weeks, we'll fly out on a Sunday, we'll come back up, we'd arrive in the domain part at fucking 10 o'clock in the morning, and then I'd be a mork at seven." She goes, "I'm fucking all the time to me, right?" The last week, and we brought in a lot of systems, "Would you not go about 10 days?" And he goes, "What?" He goes, "Go about 10 days." He says, "Well, you go on a Sunday, come back in the Wednesday, three or four days, relax, calm, and get all your packing, going and, you know, back in the walking morning. That's fucking perfect." He said, "That's what we're going to do. That's it, that's what we're doing." So we'll three days later, he went down to the travel agents, right? 'Cause he still booked us up for the travel agent, right? And he goes down, and he comes back, and he says, "How did you just get on?" And he goes, "Yeah, grand." He goes, "Hello, yes, come on. Two weeks, I'll wind your flight back." Eight o'clock, I know, yeah, all the lines are right. Nothing changed. Nothing changed. She goes for two weeks and puts him on the last possible flight of that two weeks, coming home. And the poor fella look, too. There's always, like, two fucking piz-holes in the snow on the morning, trying to circle into walks. So, yeah, I think women make the decision. There you go. Boy, I love the man. I'd actually, do you know what? I'd love to have man as a guest, 'cause he's just mental. Without even realising. So he might have a man at some stage. We might do a lot of one more. But, like, do you find, though, that you ever get to the point where you just, you're basically getting, like, I get cranky when people won't leave with me, right? And I've left places. Yeah, like, you're, you're, you're, you're a half, like... Yeah, and I've, I've actually met... Or people who have traveled to get a taxi home and start a thing. Yeah, yeah, but I've, I've left places and said, "I'll come back for this." I've got just left and said, "Now, look, I'm not, I'm done now, I'm done waiting." Or what? If you're not, if you're not calling me... Where would you go? Like, I've gone off. I'm just, like, I'm not dealing with this now, good luck. Why are you even sitting in packs waiting for the girls' boobs? Just... He's clearly had a few drinks and he's not getting into a car to go home and then come back for them. I know, I just, I just, like, no, I'm not dealing with this. I can't. Counter says, "I get where I feel it's coming from. I always go home, I'm only times when." You always enjoy the night better when you go home, when you intend to, hanging on to the bit or then destroys the hall the next day. I don't know, yeah, I'm with you. If you're there and it's like, I look, I'm tired, it's 11, well, I hang on, hang on, hang on. I get that, but the sunlight's where you go, I'm going in for a couple of drinks and it ends up being a great night and you don't lose track of time. That happens. Do you know what I mean? But that's, see, that's L, right? You're on top of L. Do you go home to houses? Oh, somebody's houses. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no problem with people telling me it's done at 10, 11, 12, and I'll just go with that one. Do you know what I mean? I mean, in fairness, like, at 11 o'clock on a Sunday night, you can still get it taxing. You don't grow up in the pool if you want. Do you know what I mean? But I just, I don't know. I think it's one of the hardest things. I want to think it's one of the hardest things to do. And you know what the thing is? The people that will, the people that will, like, you know, just stay and stay and stay. Do you get offended then? I've seen it happen before, where people go, I'm only having a drink. Well, like, yeah, but I told you three hours ago to go home. Ah, yeah, I thought you had to reel in the night now, yeah. You know, it's like a true fault. Do you know what I mean? It's the person that lives there. It's their fault, you know what I mean? Yeah, no, no, it's, it's not really, you know what I mean? It's just, yeah, you know what I mean? It's an edge you want to talk about? Could you say to the loads of random stuff you want from the park? I'm telling you, I'm saying the ways of sports, to be honest with you. There was something there that was in my head, and I've lost it completely. And it was the day when I was, I was ranting about the, the, the dirty water in, in, in the river in England. I'm like, they're gone. Something was definitely triggered. And I can't remember what it was, but we come back to it. I haven't, I was just saying, I'll go after something, and it's gone now. It's gone, like, gone, gone away, gone far away, gone far away. So my head is, you know, I'm heading to holiday mode. So my head is, is very much in holiday mode at this stage. Do you, so you've like four days after more, have you before your hour, a couple of weeks? Yeah, I've got a, of, of, of a bit of half working to do next week. And then I'm fully gone for the two weeks after that as well. So it's like, I might, might, might plan on at the moment. It's sort of getting what I need to get done, work was done, is like, I've, trying to figure out, you know, where we're going, what we're doing, when we're away. And then how do I get into cycles and the runs when I'm over there as well. So it's like, I didn't route to my going on. So enough, I've got my route picked out, which is great. So, route for what? Cycle. Are you bringing a bike, would you? Now I'll hire a woman over there. Oh, okay. And would you be very picking them over the speck of the bike and all of them? Well, I tend to try to get something that's better than what I have, so I can try out something. You don't be making it. Okay. Do you think, um, I was, I was saying, the weather is always a big thing, isn't it? In order, not any. Do you think, are we walking off about 10 days of really good sun during the year now? At best. Okay, I struggle to think, how are we going to get 10 days of summer this year, after you've built the rain we've had? Like, what I'm saying is, you know, when you, you know, when I'm talking over here, don't, don't, don't, don't get me wrong. This day is where it gets sunny. Like, we got really sunny this evening. What I'm saying is, on top of day, we go up in the morning, right? And there's not a breath of wind though. There's not a cloud in the fucking sky. And it's hot. I'm not talking 24 degrees. I'm talking for Ireland, 23, 24 degrees. That's a solid, solid, so much day, right? Yeah, are we walking off, are we walking off 10 of them here? Are we thinking about it? Yeah, like, I'm doing next week, I'm sort of, I'm in Ireland, before we head out to where we're going to. And it's like, I'm trying to figure out what day, because we do have a tradition with the kids that I take them off when we go to one of the water parks, the Irish water parks, basically a load of inflatables in the lake or in the sea. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you tried the one that long? So, no, I did. We did the first year, we did the one in at long, right? And the second one, since then, though, I found a better one, which is down in Killelleur, where I do so in the race. And that's how I came across the race. Yeah, my daughter's gone through the one in that long, before the Hudson Bay Hotel. Yeah, that one's really good. Really good. The only thing is, we found the one in Killelleur, we can do a bit more, it's a bit more extreme. So, the electrical up on the belt and the higher slides, and then instead of just jumping, you can look back, flip after them and we'll have it. And then my daughter, who's, but she's eight-ish. No, she's seven. She'll still be seven going down to her. She's been known to snow for the last two years with me. She's got no fear, so she goes up with the highest things and the lips off, doesn't slide down, jumps off to them instead, straight into the water. So, and then the older too. Well, my eldest too, they come as well. So, have a nice day, they've got a great load of ice creams in Killelleur, Balenak, depending on what sort of bridge you're on. And it's just a little spot on the woods, still a bit of a recon for the group. Yeah, no, it's a two-hour spin. It's where I'm doing the race in September and I do a bit of a recon on the course a little down there because I get to drive up to see what it looks like. The cycle is pretty tough, but yeah, I just like that. And then we'll be doing, normally we've done Tydo Park then. I live like this one. Yeah, well, we've done that, but this year I'm going, does you see they have Tydo Park after dark? No, it's starting in October. Emerald Park, as it's known now, they've caught toys with Tydo. Yeah, because I forgot, because you can't do ever toys in the north of when it was called Tydo Park, that was the whole thing, right? So it has to be called Emerald Park after they caught the toys with Tydo, as opposed to what else. Anyhow, they're doing an after-dark one in October, so I said, "Right, we'll go to that instead, because the loads will be on it'll be much more cooler, it'll be a bit like Fonerland, except I'm faster," right? So, we'll do that. So, Fonerland, except, um, and I'm faster. Faster, yeah, right? So, we just got flashes. We just got flashes, we just got flashes, we've got our father's head, the fell out of the way, others, he, I'm pointing to another goat, and all this sort of stuff, do you remember? But I think, get the twins behind your fucking bitch. The bench, the bench, the bench. Yeah. So, given the kids we're doing a vote tomorrow, now Wednesday, what we're doing, Clara Lara or Tramore? I've seen Clara Lara being shown in there, so the Clara Lara is still going, right? You know, I think they're all going to go for Tramore, because Tramore is like Fonerland in the summer, let's say, it is. Yeah, I once got the worst sunborn I've made life in Tramore, granted that one of those old-style deck chairs, you know, the ones that sleep right down? No sun in the sky, no fucking sun in the sky, it was cold, someone said, "No, that's windborn you have." And I was like, "Well, I'll tell you something, my bones." It was horrendous. Stuck in an apartment, we rented down there, a tree there, and I swear to Jesus, it was the worst of it I've ever fucking come across. And a couple of things here, let me see. All the rain increases, the number of bacteria, apparently, says my chapel, and I wouldn't have a fucking clue, to be honest with you. Does anybody have any voices to get older? Two weeks off walking, the summer just doesn't cover anymore, when you pass the age of 44 to 50, I'm not quite there yet, can't I? You should get six weeks off, like, back to primary skill holidays. Tom says, "Stick the bar and I feel it on the temporary soil." I didn't both say, "Bring back Carolina." But Paul asked this question, and we finished with this, because I have a spot I want to talk about. I know we don't really go near spots, but these aren't real fucking spots. Can we talk about fields in the most favorite spot to watch? I saw stone skipping appear on my feed yesterday. It's way more competitive than I thought it would be. Is this skipping across water? And what those feathers can make it skip, it's like, in other way, if you get five or six, you think you're a good world champion at the owner race, these feathers are hitting 40 to 40 right away across, and it's just like, the thing is just going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going. Hey, what's that still going? Do you know what I see in a clip of today? It was like a pitch set out to look like an NFL pitch, but wasn't quite as big, right? Right. And it was lads on teams playing Frisbee. Yeah, but you can pass it forward or back, and you have to get it into the end zone. Hang on, hang on. What do you mean you only saw it today? Just come up on me for you today. I've seen things before, I've seen things, no, do you know what I've seen with Frisbee before? You know where there's targets way off in the distance, and they detroll them to the target? I'm going to come out to Ashbourne now and give it a smack in the head. That Frisbee that you're talking about there is one of the key sports in the world games that we've discussed. I know, what I'm saying is, just come up on me team today. I've seen, I've seen it before, and I've seen this team where, you know, like the Frisbee's tree hunt or there's like a bokeh, fucking tree on the aridoy into the trowleys, Frisbee's round trees and all that. I've seen all that sort of stuff as well, but the Frisbee looks fucking deadly. Run along and dive over the tree catch it, and then you can play it back to your center half if you want, and then you're freaking out the end zone. Yeah, it was really good. But you know what I want to end. The sneaky one's under the arm. Under the arm is not to go on a hoy all the time. You go low, catch it. I really enjoy it. My Joel says, on the thing of summer holidays, be a teacher. I've been off since June the 7th. Just doing a birthday for the next few weeks now. Head into Tremore the week after next. We all got horrendous sunburn in Tremore in the 70s and 80s. Honestly, we hoired out these old, soil-fucking deck chairs, put them on the street front, and I just sat there. I didn't, like, go mad. Just sat there. I need this. I want to say about 20 plus years ago. Yeah, everyone forgets 20 plus years ago. Right? Having a really high sun factor. It was put in factor four on you. Yeah, probably. But I remember staying in this apartment down there on the street front, but then there was another place of the other end of the promenade, as they called it. And it was like, um, they were like apartments. They were like bungalows. Pebble Beach was the name of it. Pebble Beach apartments. Yeah, it was Pebble Beach apartments. It was on the way in Somalia, left-hand soil. It was lovely. But, um, yeah, it's the worst thing I've ever had. But yeah, be a teacher, half since the 70s. I think my, um, I want to say she teaches English. Could be maths, but yeah, she's definitely a teacher. But, um, yeah. Is she real or not Trev? No, no, no, it's not Trev. No, it's not Trev. Oh, grandfucking man. Jesus. No. No, Trev's off. Trev's fucking being held hostage and... I could, I didn't... And I could own it. Yeah. I've got a little... I saw pictures of charging cables and stuff like that, as they don't. Yeah, and like just hills and hills and some miles. It's kind of how you can, I'd be gone running that place. Up and down, no other. But you don't like... You don't want to spark anything, because I don't understand the rules, but I don't know where it's come from. I don't know, I don't know how it works, but it's the last, that troll stones down the road. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's... What the fuck is that? Well, it's your trouble rolling stone down the road to see how far you can roll it down the road. But do you pick your favorite road? Because the road is straight on. No, no, no, no. Gav. The road is chosen by the adjudicators. You don't get to pick your road. There's no harm on the way here. This is just, you have to be ready for any challenge that might come up. So you have to then have to bend it around the corner and everything. This is this... It's a mad scene. And it's like... It's what happens. Tommy, he's on the sixth day in champion, and you're like... He was fucking decide this. Like, you know what I mean? It's, it's fucking mad. John Oliver did a segment on the World Games last week. This is my job. Look, John Oliver. And everyone's going to be watching it now. Don't know who John Oliver is. Explain. I think he's, isn't he? John Oliver, one of the guys from... One of the American channels, I think like that does a news nighting, and everyone watches it and thinks he's amazingly funny. No, I don't know. I really don't. And he normally is, he's really sharp, but he's pretty good. And the whole... When it comes to American things now, I only watch TSM. Roy. I'm hoping the NFL is on TSM. Which is, which is Canadian. Canadian, yeah. Well, same difference. Canadian-American grads focus on it. I hope Matt's watching. Book, because Matt gets very, very upset when you say things like that. But TSM is just fantastic. I don't know whether to show the NFL, but if they do, well, I'm watching it there, because they're just the best. And if they can keep Kevin Kilban and the Scottish boy who used to play for Boney on the NFL stuff, that would be absolutely fantastic. They don't bother. They don't bother. The biggest moment you stay up on. Now, broil, no. He's into the Kenny. He runs a farm. You know what I mean? He probably housed a couple of these events. Roadballing. Well, they use balls now. The all-oiling front was about two weeks ago down in Cork. The videos are mental. Luckily, seriously. Like, hold on. Roadballing. They're not using bricks anymore. They're using actual balls. It's not the same, is it? No, it has to be a brick that you're fucking... Well, here's the question for you, right? So, do you see this concept of Toronto's style down the road? Now, it makes more sense when you have the context of Ireland, that the vast majority of our roads are just cow runs, right? Yeah, no. I don't know. No, no. I don't know. I road network. Sorry, don't click. Well, come here. I road network, right? And, essentially, the well-trodden part that farmers have used for centuries. Well, none of them are straight. But that... Why have you ever seen a care walk in a straight line? Well, what I'm saying is, but listen, when you go in, if you want to punch your old Ireland, right? It goes down, and then all of a sudden it'll go left, and then it'll go down a dip and torn right, and then there'll be a hard left, and then you go up it here, and it'll go straight for a couple of hundred years, then it turns off, and maybe that's because of the land that was owned, or whatever, I don't fucking know. Well, how the fuck do you throw a ball? How can you throw a brick or a ball? Any distance on an island road? Think about this, right? If you were going to the zone of road network, would you think about it, or be let the cows decide which way to go, right? Because, essentially, when they came along to build the roads, they just went and sort of generated the paths that were already there, right? Yeah. So, the vast majority of roads in Ireland have been developed by not by humans, not by planet, but the direction the cows like to travel in, right? So, they're a whole road network. No, they're whole roads, seriously. I'm not even messing about this. I'll switch them up with it. You can go and check this. This is a fact. This is verifiable fact. This is not even in the mind of Phil, or is it a fact? No, it's an actual fact. Okay, no problem. Is keeping your balloon in the air at a professional spot? Now, see, they're keeping the balloon in the air at hand, and they put like solvers around the place. It's good, but it could be way better, right? On thinking, the balloon in the air at hand is really fascinating. I think it's entertaining, because everyone's doing it as a kid. Well, keep this bottle of balloon in the air, right? And that's everyone's doing it. It's just a trial back to what kids used to do years ago, to entertain themselves when they didn't have all what they have now. Thank you, Brian, for all of it. There you go. Look at that, look at that. Brian says, cows don't walk in straight land, because they are walking, they figure out the softest part of the lane, and they kind of make a track in it, will nearly walk in single foil in that softest land. Well, which is the easiest on their house, fair enough. So, when they used to move the cows to market and back, you had these well-shot paths that the cows used to go on, and then the carts and the horses started to go up and down the same paths. And then eventually, when they came along, they started to tarmac, instead of building new roads and cutting roads in, they just used the same pathways that have been there for the highways and the boyways that were made by cows. Ireland is a country, this road network that was developed by a load of freesians. I think that's insane. I also think it's the most Irish thing you could possibly think of ever, right? Yeah, but I've no problem with that. What I'm saying is, because the fucking bend left and right, it's quite difficult to throw a ball. Any distance on a road, and these back roads in Ireland. But that's when it's a sport. And the big ass pulling up the wood, and people are summoning a hoivage jacket, and you pull up and you go, "What's going on?" They go, "Rough's closed." "Well, accent?" "No." Flooded? "No." "What's going on?" But the guys up there are throwing the bricks and see where we get to the land with brick wings, and they're like, "Fook off!" You know what I mean? But that clearly happens. But back to the balloon thing, right? Before we finish. The balloon thing. Oh, I like the balloon thing. You know, they put some furniture in there, and you have to fucking run around for it, you know. But I think, if you had, every time the balloon gets touched, the person that's gone for it, there should be one person trying to shoot them with paintballs. Okay, I didn't know where you're going to go with the shooting thing. There for a second. It's not like, every time someone goes into the balloon, you can shoot them. What I'm saying is, we need another distraction other than the furniture. I think it's a brilliant concept. But I just think it gets to the stage, where you coined them all, where everything isn't the real one. But you're watching. You know what I mean? You're watching? You can't just go, right? But you said, when you were locked out in the air, when he goes to shoot, or goes to get the balloon, someone's going to take a shot or a murder rifle. So you have to avoid that and keep the balloon up. No, I'm not calling that extreme. What I'm saying is, a little paintball in the toy. Hearts, right? So a little bit of that, right? You might get hit all the time, yeah? But, honestly, if you just fucking bring it, I think it's just that way, because they get you so used to the furniture in the room that they'll maneuver around, or anyway. But I don't know, just something like that. Maybe there's more ideas, maybe there's more ideas for that. I mean, yeah. Maybe there are. Just say, what did we talk about? We talked about you asked me about, yeah, now, the sea soil, and I've got to talk about the sea soil, but then we started to have part about the sea soil, because I have to say that I find the sea soil, we were discussing this, right? So the sea soil, is that American or is that Orange? Going to the sea soil? Yeah. I don't think I ever said the sea soil. We always said we were around the beach. Damn. Right? No. Am I right? I don't know, because I always said, going to the sea soil to me fields. Not after the sea soil. Very English. Now, I was telling that I was American, and I was like, Nah. How to say it? I'm out to the sea soil. No. I think the sea soil is very... With the groundwater, the toaster and the press. No, I think the sea soil... I think the sea soil is a very British thing. And I know where you're coming from, because there's that song, "I would do like to be the sea soil," right? So... Yeah. And that's... Right? And the Irish do like to go to the beach. We can say we don't have... How are we going to the beach? Yeah. Because we don't have a sea soil to switch. Like, the closest thing we'd have to a sea soil is probably bright. You know, there's a promenade, and we don't have a sea soil to me. A sea soil to me, in my head, will be a coastal town that has no beaches. Right. Do you get what I mean? No, I do, but like... So, when I talk about sea soil, I was starting to think of this to myself, because I was like, "I'm not a sea soil, actually." I was like, "No, actually, what's the four..." Well, I don't think sea soil... What's the forest name that comes into my head? Margay. That's the very forest name that comes into my head, right? Which is English. And is that because you watch this special from all these fields and horses where they go and the jolly boys out? I don't know. It seems to appear in so many different television programs when we were growing up, like when they were growing to the sea soil. The other one, the black pill, or Margay, right? And I don't know why. That's just what it is. So, I'm going... I'm going with the sea soil being English or American. Then I was like... It's definitely English. I can't... Listen, I don't know that many Americans. But I can't see them same ways after they were going to the sea soil. I think it's a very British thing. I'm just going back to... I'm just going back to... Brian. He says, "I was crossing the cows across the road one day." He's a farmer. He's a dairy farmer. "And a carrot of Americans pulled up and got out. They taught this was the greatest thing they've ever seen. There's now a family in America with a picture of me covered in cowshore. They were happy anyway. They taught, they found real art." So there you go. And Paul Traus will now hear it be... Oh, God, it's the other one I saw. Well, carrot jitsu, carrot jitsu. It's the madest thing. And it needs to be the woe games. No. Have you seen carrots jitsu? They're fighting each other. No, there's two people in a car doing jiu jitsu on each other. In the middle? No, the car's parked and they're in your seat belt, right? And the aim of the game is to get the other person to submit. So as soon as the bell rings, the aim of the game is to get the seat belt off you, get the other person and somehow get in the backseat and put them into a chokehold, right? So that they can't move and they have to tap out. Gav, look it up. It is insane. And he's right. He should be in the woe games. It's like one of those things you're going, "Where have you come up with it?" Brian's nailed it. The Americans probably more likely say the coast. I think you enjoy it. And Dylan says, "Corbs needs to be in the woe games." Well, it's not Corbs, we'll start at the pot for them. No, the Americans are going to say beach. I tell you why. I've got this. I have this, right? They've named them. What do you mean? So they don't go to the beach or to the sea side. They go to a place. They don't go to a beach, right? What we do this weekend, we go to the beach, go to the sea side, right? That's what we'd say, right? In America, let's go to Venice Beach. Let's go to Tambos. It's the exact same thing. They're likely to name the beach they're going to. Yeah. Ah, very. Match Apple says, "Is that the sporting equivalent of dogging?" No comment. Look it up. Just look it up, match. Listen, you've lost it to me. I fucking had you having walks since the 7th of June. My fuck's sake. Anyway, will we go? We've covered loads there. We've covered loads. One thing, just as we don't really do the charity push, but I would say I was telling Gav, I'm setting up a fancy football league. Yes. It's Roy Aids, right? Ideally, I'd love to get 100 people in the fantasy football before the season starts. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go, I'm going to take out the charity of thousands of the winner. There's a thousand going into the prize fund and a thousand is going into the charity. If we can get 100 people in, that's the aim here. That will take me from 2, 2 to 3, 2. We're closing in almost there. So that's what I love. If everyone will put the details, or give Gav the details, give out all the type of stuff and we'll give you all the details when we get it. I'm just setting it up. As I said, once I get-- Well, what I'm doing is if you get a league set up and a place for them to put the 20 quid into, we'll put it all across the social media as the Premier League fancy football, 20 euros ahead, tenor of which into the prize fund and a tenor going to Laurel and we go-- Yeah, you're going to try and blow it. You get loads. Well, if we can get 50 that big, right? And if we can get a 100 that big, right? So that's what, that's the plan. We'll try and we'll ask them, we'll ask as many people as we can to share and stuff like that because the fancy football people are obsessed with. Absolutely obsessed. So get that done as quick as you can because that league starts in three weeks and honestly, people need time to register. This weekend, this weekend, and get a revolute number for people to send it to or pay for it to send it to. We will, no, we'll have it all set up because the aim of the game here is to try and get this because once I finished him, we'll ask Bruxy Bonus Event at the end of-- The one thing I will say to you, the one thing I will say to you is make sure when people are-- Say if I even say, "Oh, you come along and I want to be in this," right? You need an email. You need an email from the contact, for the simple reason is when before it starts, people set the 20 quid here, okay? And what they need to do is they need to email you and say, "This is my email. This is my team. I went to 20 euro." Because at the end of it, it's very fucking hard to find out, you know, field cases won this hurdle, you know, who can feel cases. So you'll probably need people's emails before it starts. Do you get me? Yeah. Yeah. No, I'll do 100% interest. Paul has put it onto the talking cop channel on Sunday evening. As soon as you have the details, we put it in. Because, you know what? It's probably easier to get people to do that than Donnie, put the Donnie by doing it. So it's probably an easier way to do it. That's what I-- And even doing an American football one, which would be around scores, I'm talking to Davo about that. So he's going to get me with that one. Yeah, 100%. All the same. So we do it. And yeah, that was the only-- So you had something to do with getting the people out. And we were going to say, "Have we paid any attention to July and August sports?" But I think this level of conversation that we've had to not go prove that we haven't really been paying much attention to-- No, I know what you're trying to talk about. Fellas, towns, towns down the streets. You know-- Are we watching the mental boys recently? Smart, smart dogging. Keeping them blowing up in the air while being shot. That's-- That's-- I mean, father and I having a breakdown over when he goes and-- Yeah. When he comes home. And then many blow pranks or tablets he brings with him. I had a load of stuff to do walk away. So I was walking away and I had the mountain bike race, the Olympics mountain bike race on the background. Because it passed an interest in the amount of Tom Pidcock to see if he could win back-to-back or medals. And I swear to God, heavy wasn't this qualified as beyond me. That's fine. Whatever it is, is grand. And I'm right there going. So the French lad and Pidcock are coming in very last lap, right? So there's our boils down. They're doing this for an hour and 24 minutes. This stage up and down the mountain and a big lap, right? So they do four and a half laps, or whatever it was to go around this course or eight and a half laps. And they get into the last one. And there's a tray in the middle of the course, right? The only point in the whole course where it isn't just one lane that they're going on, right? So one goes one way, two goes, two away, right? Pidcock just gets away slightly ahead of your man and the tyranny kill each other, right? And another man has to start to twist himself to keep going and Pidcock crosses the line. And the French fans, because your man was French, they went, you have to say they were literally just gone. Also, this is immense. The fellas crossroads with the Olympic medal. And I've never had more bills in my whole life ever. That is the one with the Olympics for you now. That's it, don't be up. No, because I was watching the Irish girl and doing the... Yeah, she got a bronze to me. Yeah, bronze to me, I was gradually getting pulled in. There was a bit of a bit of fencing going on later on. Are we good in the round? I thought I heard someone blast. We are? Yeah. We are. The lads from down in Cork are in there now, the old Donald's, aren't they? They're... Yeah, we heard someone the lady today saying that someone like came forth in the heat. I think it was in Rome, a kayaking or something like that. So we must be decent at that. At least once we've done it. The players have come mad. Well, here's the other thing where we're just talking about this and people who won't be named. But every time we seem to do well and win a gold medal, there's some type of drunk scammer somewhere. I think you talk about the horses, do you remember? Drunk horses. We had a swimmer who just who couldn't swim in January and was winning gold medals in July, right? Yeah, that was the best. And the media never even said, there's something dodgy here. It's just like, this is great. If you like it, if you like this. It was a bit like say for everyone, say media on the podcast in January, right? And then torn up in Paris and June gone, I'm a whopper swimmer, right? Yeah. No, look at me, right? So, I don't mean to go, what has gone on here? But I've seen a brilliant video today if no one's seen it, have a look up. And it's like the South East Asia games or something like that one at the moment. And it was Diving, and he goes, and I think it was Indonesia. Here's the Indonesia Divers first. And he goes up on there, it was like a, it was obviously trainee, because it was a bouncy fucking barge, you know? And he goes up and he bounces, goes up the air, trying to take two flips, you want to see? When I say he landed on the flat of his back, he literally landed low and down. I was like, oh, that hasn't gone really well for him. Really well for him. The fella looks like he's going to drown. It was unbelievable. I saw that as well. And I thought it was one of those paddy parrot clips. Did you know when you're looking at it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, this was real. It was fantastic. But I still think the greatest Olympic man with the wild one. Was you remember when he put the fella from Cambodia in the peole on his own? Because he was the ninth person in the nation. No, it wasn't Cambodia. It was, it was, it was, Eddie the Ale was what he got nicknamed as. Yeah, but it was in a Cambodia, that's all. No, he was one of the, he was from one of the African nations, and he was, he'd been sponsored by the Olympics, because you know, they were trying to get more American nations into the atmosphere. And he put him in the peole. He'd never swam in a swimming peole in his life. He bashed on a frog paddle for about 15 minutes. Yeah, around the place. It was fucking great. It's still one of my most favorite Olympic moments of all time. Without a shadow do. Yeah, no. 100%. Roy, we have to go. Thanks a million to everyone for watching. That has been an episode far of having the brace. We might be a couple of weeks away now, because fellas away and we like to, we like to do this show together. But we are looking to put a one on our own feet. We'll still record. We'll still record. I mean, we might find a way, but we're doing it a certain different ways. But we are going to bring it out on our own feet. Probably the next time you're here for us. But thanks a million. Phil, anything else before we go? You are good. I hope we'll see how we are next month. I'd say it's a bank hunt they want to go. I don't think we'll be, somehow I don't think. No, I can't say it. Let's take a couple of weeks off. Right. And then I'll be off, I'll be off in, I'm off in Spain. I'm off in Spain. It gives us time to do the proper intros and the proper outros and the proper book and everything, and get it all ready and be good to go. I just want to do this as a separate entity. Yeah, and also I want everyone that's in the chat. Come along when we deal with the overclass. Because I actually love the chat as much as I love having the chat with the cat. Yeah, so the whole idea here is that we do it on its own YouTube channel. It's own YouTube channel. People can come in and chat away and have the better crack. And then we will pull it out as a podcast and it's on. It just keeps everything separate from what we do in the talk and talk and stuff like that. And again, we want to get away because people think when they see us too, they're going to talk about football, they're going to talk about what we don't. We want to talk about as random as stuff as we fuck them on every week. It's just like it's a release from the spotlight. It's not to talk about for a while. People just relax, right? Let's get a peek. While we're trying to feel always out down, do the tempo run today and I can't wait to get away with the 42 degree heat that I'm going to in Spain to do a bit of water while I'm trying. Or die. As far as I talk, I'm also known as Steve, I think. He said, "If I had to describe the content of this podcast for me, I'd struggle." Don't, don't describe it. What to do is when I come there, take the link, copy it and send it to him and go, just listen to that. And he'll probably think it's fucking a show, but we don't care. We, we enjoy ourselves. That's all I'm fucking mad at at the end of the day. We have to go. We have to go. That's being a feel, enjoy our holidays. I hope you have a fantastic time. Between me and you, we get all this sorted in the next couple weeks and then we'll be back. Get us all done, we'll start doing the live ones. Yes, we want to get together. Because I have all the equipment there for us to literally go into a room, plug everything in, mic, cameras, everything and put it onto our YouTube channel. There's no problem there. So we definitely want to do that in the near future. So watch out for that as well. And I'm going to be honest, which is a I prefer podcast than I do do on YouTube. And the reason for it is. But YouTube, you get your comments that you really like. Exactly, which is, which is better. But like, if I was podcasting this, there'd be like three hours content and you used to get an error podcast out of three hours and we will be in Fitt's laugh because that's generally what happens when we do these things. Yes. And when we do these things live, we, I don't know, we walk it out. We walk it out. Because, you know, I'd like to say, I'd like to say you can watch it all and we could trust everyone but you can't really fucking trust everyone. So I'm going to bleed and get offended. Not with the people, not with the people like that. That was middle-aged men shouting at clouds. Do you know what I'm just wanting to go? If anybody over the next couple of weeks has nothing to do, I totally recommend the book, The Men Who Stare A Goto. It's just telling me what I have built and she didn't believe me. And it's just, it's a phenomenal read. And it's not a long one. I'm about to read a book called Hope. And it's about a fellow that went off to, I think it's India or something. To basically help you know the street dogs in India? Yeah. I think it's India, I wanted to call it somewhere over there. And it's your knowledge, fella. The book's called Hope. My wife read it and said it was fucking brilliant. And so that's where I'm going to read. And you're going to read Men Who Stare A Goto. I've already, if you haven't, right, you can read that. It's telling me to crack out or is it? It's, do you know what, right? It's probably the single best explanation as to how and why America is going, the way it's going, right? And it's not a, it's not, it's not a political book. It's about the, it was a military campaign in, from 1959 to 1972. Now hang on, it is where an elite wing of the elite wing of the navy seals started a program to learn how to use their mind to kill people remotely, right? Part of the training, they had one fellow who, who was supposedly got to the top level and he was, he was able to sit in the room. They put a go in another room, right? And the gold was. He'd have to remotely think about how he was going to leave the room from his body, go in where he had to walk down the car to go into the thing. And then you get to go and he'd kill the goat and the goat, goat supposedly died and repeatedly happened. Honestly, now, now you're thinking about this, right? You're going, this is, I swear to God, and this is, this is like the people at the top level of everything in America at this point. It's a book, it's only a bill, maybe about 200 pages. So it's not, it's a perfect. - I'm going to read it. - On the day with you. - Can you get it on an audible? - A little audible. - You get it on an audible, don't you? - No, I'm going to read it. - Okay, you get it on an audible, seriously. The men who stare at us. - I have a free talk and they, you know what I'm saying? - Right, the men who stare at us. - John Ronson, the Soaker Pat Test is good too. He has three or four books out now, this is my chapel. - That's John Ronson, who, that's, that's who wrote, wrote the, the, the, the, the men who stare at us. - All right, um, but my job was read them all because she hasn't walked in months. Um, so there we go. Um, do, do, do, yeah, that's it. So go and go and check those out. The men that stare at us are that one whole. - Men who stare at us. - Yeah. - And the one whole point we're reading about the street dogs that the fella goes and helps. And it's not like he just goes like, he, he sets up something over there. It's meant to be deadly. Um, he will have handed me the book to the dancers really. That's, it's deadly. So that's where we are. Really, we're definitely going, we're here now. We're going to hell on, we're bleeding here. Now we're in 10 minutes. - That's all three weeks time. We'll be back. I'm going to talk. Yori Geller is going to be my topic when we come back. - Yori Geller killing goats. Here we go. Bending spins around goats next. Remember the use of Yori Geller to predict, um, the, how England, the day on World Cup's now. - And the world, yeah. And then the end of the, you know, an octopus was, it was better. And, and, and. - I remember that. Everybody had the octopus that was predicted the guys. That was deadly. - It was, it was, it was ridiculous. He got like, down to the semiflones. - It was stupid. - Right, we're going. Good luck to have you. - It's that button. [Music] [Music] It's Network.
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