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Haven't A Breeze | Ep 3 | A Day On Your Own
This podcast is part of the Sports Social Podcast Network. Hello, good evening and welcome to... Oh, what's our name with us again? Oh, we're having a breeze. We haven't a breeze. We've never been a breeze. We've never been a breeze. We've never been a breeze. Fair play together. What a start. I'm the breeze. I'm the breeze of the rain. I'm the breeze. This is episode 3 overall. You had a poiler. This is our tour episode. Now I think my guest there that I'm going to do and I'm going to be honest with you. I'm a guard, that's a feel. We've probably been able to talk about it in the next day or so. Where do we go? Let's start with the... I'm nearly going to say the Olympics there, because you're at the time with the Olympics before we come on. The Tour de France. Now, I think this is more of an out-of-the-day sport on this one than they use it. It's like I've watched three weeks with the Tour de France. I know everyone's got a mouth. Is it over now? It's over now, right? Do you want to try to win? No. Did you win? Did you win? I was not going to try to win this year. I won a stage there a few years ago. Who? No, no. Ben Healy was in it this year. Really? Okay. And he was the Irish national champion up until the week before the Tour de France when they had the road race championships again and a different fellow one instead. So, that meant he didn't get to win where his Irish national champion jerseys, special jerseys that they have made, so that was... Yeah, I've witnessed arguably what's been... And this is... It was just a fantastic race from start to finish. You know, one that holds your interest. All 47 days of whatever it was. It was 21 stages across three weeks, right? And it was... There were some... It was turning caps in it. It was only days where they got lads. Have a rest for a day. Two rest days over the whole time. Oh, nice. Okay. And what they did this year was do, before the rest days, have these monster summer finishes the day beforehand. They have like stages, 200 kilometers long, and then they'd have like a 20 kilometer climb at the end. Right? So, it's not even like you're going off for like 10... No, no fucking a bit. No, this is like... You're going to go in your rest. Yeah. Because you won't be able to move tomorrow. And the gas thing is, on the rest days, they go out and they sort of grow up for three hours. Because the problem is, if you just take a rest like we would, the body starts to break down, and you won't get through the whole three weeks. But... God, from start to finish, it was one of those races where there was something that was happening. And I don't mean like the obvious that something that was happening, but there was a brilliant rivalry. We'll get on to that later on. But to capture you from the start, there was a story. You know, there was a narrative. And I think it's really benefited from the Netflix of the last two tours. So it really brings that on, and you can boy into it. So anyway, so I would baw it into it. I didn't watch the whole film. Honestly, the great thing about it is, you can go on to the internet and you can watch the hoyloids. And that's all you need to do, is you don't need to watch it from start to finish, because it is quite long. It's like... How long does the stage last? I meant to last. They have approximate times. And this is the problem. This is the fastest tour ever, right? So they give you a prop. No, see, this is what everyone throws out. I think it's unfair, maybe there's an answer, but I think it's unfair about the drugs team because it has been cleaned up and there are being tested. The fellas here are winning and come of force in the hole are rather being tested, right? So it is, it's definitely clean and it was, but now sport, as we know from all these things that have come out, are completely clean. So you can't say that, but it's just they're just, it was the scandal that was dead time. But, to your point, the average stage takes about four to four and a half hours, right? Right. And that's a ridiculous amount of time. Which is about... Which is about the length of, you know, me watching Rory McElroy playing in the open from one day to 18. Yeah. Yeah. Right? And then each one is slightly different. So you might have a flat stage. So that whole day is basically dominated by the teams that are going to sprint right at the end of like mad things. Like the three of our lads who are big huge powerhouses and the whole day is about their team getting them into the right position for them to just basically sprint for 20 yards over the line. That's it. Like 20 yards. Yeah. So they tend to launch from less than a hundred metres out and they just basically go bananas on the bike for a hundred metres. You're watching this for four and a half hours now, the last 100 yards is where it's going to be. Yeah. There's the ones... Now, the reason I got into cycling was because I cycle and because when you're hung over, it's one of the best things to watch because there's not much going on. Your brain doesn't really have to engage too much. You don't have to be watching like, "What's going on over there? What's going on over there?" Whatever it is. They're just going along the line. And so the lads get in the breakaway, they go. Now, will they go far enough that they won't be able to reel them back in or are the fellas behind them just tying away a bit and letting them out so far and then they'll all catch them at the end. They'll go past them. That's what I love. I love an L chase. You can't beat an L chase, can you? I can't beat an L chase. A fellas. It is. So then to bring it home, so Pagacha, Italian Pagacha, the Slovenian, he won it, right? And he's the forced man since Marco Pantani to win the Giro and Tora double. So he won essentially the Tora of Italy and the Tora of France. Right. The same year. Yeah, within four weeks. Obviously, he just left Italy and we did the France and won that as well. Well, he left Italy, went to Switzerland and started a high altitude trainer for Tora of France. They went over to France and won. He's actually started the Tora of France this year and Italy, just to make it easier for him. Yeah. Yeah. I was saying this year, just so that fellas hold the L. Yeah. Just where we started. And the last was brilliant. So yeah, so he went, he did it, right? But like, the whole story behind this is that he was being defeated the last two years and they were a jumbo of his men, they have a vismelisa boy because that didn't change good all their names after sponsors, right? They've been trying to destroy him, like in terms of breaking down because he won the two before that, right? And they had the guy who was the Danish fellow, who was like his arched nemesis. It's the only one that can live with him, but he was nearly killed in the crash in April, right? Right. Two point two pointed long, long fractured spine. And he made a back in time for this race. Don't have any games second. He came second. He did not. What are you saying today? Right. Listen, he wants to be a young lady who was like, he was he? Two point two longs of fractured spine in April, and it's a standard to know he rocks up and goes, I'm grand. Rocks up. How are you lads? I'm second. I'm second? I'm second. What? Well, who are the people sleeping in this? The most you need to be normal and select is the rest of the world, and midgets or something around it like physical or something. No, these two are so far ahead of everyone else in this type of race, but what makes your man, Pagatya specialist, he's not just this type of race. So he's also a one day specialist, so he can spoken down to loads of different types of races, right? So you have your one day races and some of the lads who are a bit bigger, a bit heavier and go look mad for a day, that's grand, but you can't deal it over three weeks. As you can imagine, you can't deal for it every day for three weeks. So anyway, but he's doing it in the one dares and he can also sprint and he can go up the mountains like the fellas who are great at going up the mountains. The whole thing is that he's just, he's like the, he's, he's, he's messy of cycling. He forgets can do everything, right? But like, Messi's a great attacker. This fella could also be a centre-back, you're goalkeeper and your winger and, and the centre forward, right? That's how good he is. This is what he is, right? He's just a freak. Is he a really good journal, Shay? Utility man, you can put him anywhere. Probably, probably go really good low-term attests or to use show. So that's the hell go, the Franz Beckenberg, he's the Franz Beckenberg of Soiklin. That's how good he is, right? You could play anywhere in the pitch, go even and go, right? But yeah, Gavin, it's just been fascinating to see, and you laugh, but your man who came second, like, the difference between them over the last four years is one minute and twenty-five seconds. So if you put every single stage that's being raised in the Tour de France over the last four years, right, there's only one minute and twenty-five seconds of a difference between Pagacha and Bingerger. Like, that's it. And I think that's insane. And these two lads are going to have, like, his, your man, the Danish fella, is twenty-seven going on twenty-eight, and Pagacha's twenty-four, you've gone on twenty-six. There's another three or four years, four years of these two lads going at each other. And this is where... But you do that too. Can't beat a fella's walk around with two-pointed lungs, and the fracture is pulling, and six weeks later, he's going back and beating them all like... There's one bloke Remko, Vennepil, who actually played football for PSV, and so it's packed that in and just go off and become a cyclist instead, right? That was after he'd come toward in a marathon at sixteen in Belgium as well, right? When you talk about all around us, this fella's a bit of a baller. He came toward... But it was his force toward France, and he came toward. And he was... So he finished seven minutes behind, not eight minutes behind Pagacha, and Bingergerger finished six minutes behind him at the end of this one, right? That's your man who nearly do it. And it's like the fella who came for it, do you want to know how many minutes behind he was? The fella who came for it? No, fourteen minutes behind him. Fourteen minutes. Anyway, because a few people in the chat here, so Cantor says that last time he had an interest in selecting the days of Sean Caddy, Stephen Roach, and Martin Ailey, and the Irish Nissan Classic. It's a shame we're going to have a breakdown from then. Tom Bowlin says, "Hello all." Then Boyx, the years have come on a long way since you were the king if you had a new boys beat right away, but it brings on to your own, it brings on to your own. It does lead into noises, isn't it? Well, at those days apart, you toward France finished Sunday, you had the open in Gulf and Sunday, you had the all-oiling, Horland Senior, Senior Horland Championship. On Sunday, there was just so much going on in Sunday, and that, like, bar a big football finals somewhere, you know, you are made for the day anyway. I think it was even better than any of the big football finals this year. Well, Sean, we were on last, we were on talking couple last night, and Charlie was saying, "I'm a clown to a green room." He said it was a brilliant day of sport, but he was actually trying to make it, he was making the point, he watched the hole, and then he thinks it might be the best sport and spectacle in the world. I wouldn't be in that bucket. Forget the sport itself, just for the actual intensity of it, the physicality of it, the skill of it, the speed, you know, how Toyota was, extra time. He said, "There's not many one-and-a-half sporting events in the year where you go, it's as good as that." No, I think in that sense, as a sport, it doesn't lend itself to caginess, do you know what I mean? No. It's very hard for a cagey hoarding match. Yeah, it can be very easy to have a cagey Gaelic football match, because in the last ten years they've all decided to sit in their own half and just hope you're the team. Don't score. And play across the ball. And then go from there, where the hoarding is like, "You must get up all of the pitches because you've possibly got it." But, yeah, and sort of, Claire against Cork isn't really a rivalry, right? This is where I started going with it, and I was trying to think of it for the second one, I thought, with rivalries. Well, it started to leans into it, because the Tour of France was so brilliant, because it's a genuine rivalry between two lads that's there, right? I think it's all sports, and I think all sports go up a level of interest to non-interested parties when there's a rivalry involved. So think about it, when we were talking about the greatest, right? Think about the Nadal Federer millennials that used to be played, right? Yeah. There were a lot of people in who didn't even watch tennis, just because these two lads would knock all of them, which are basically for five sets of nearly all the finals, right? In tennis, you had, before that year, early 2000s, almost, you had samples winning an awful lot. Yeah. You know, Agassi would drop in with the other one, you know, you had, I'm trying to think about it. But you had samples and Agassi. And you had like, back in the '8s. It's on the majority. Yeah, yeah. Well, like, I'm talking about rivalries, but it wasn't a sustained rivalry where you went, oh, I think they could win your coin again, he'll win unless something dramatic happens. You know, you'd have to have an half day. And that's just using the tennis as an example, because golf's the same. You know, I think I'm not sure what you're one of the absolute greats, all-time greats of sport, of that sport, I think it struggled with rivalry, because golf actually went up a level with words, but words was, yeah, I mean, yeah, at a certain point, make it up, but there was no real rivalry for what? If you look at them from 2000 to 2012, probably 2014, right, he wins so much. There is players that get in there and win this and win that and, you know, even Ireland's part of character, wins three majors in the space of 13 months, but there was no sustained pairs of majors when bum he's up against it, but you were watching one of the all-time greats. That kind of overshadowed the non absolute rivalry. You know, if you're looking at golf now, I think there's big rivalry coming now, like I think it looks like Macaroni and Scottie Scheffler, you know, and there's probably a group of them there that is making up a big rival pill, but unless you're watching the all-time greats, one of the all-time greats, that's the only way you get away with it, because if you don't, if you're not watching an all-time great and it's becoming a bit monotonous, because this guy is good for the standard around them isn't great. It does drift away. You know what I mean? People's interests drift away. We were talking about, obviously, individual sports makes rivalries easier, because it's one person against the other, and if the two of them are always going head-to-head against each other, it naturally lends itself to the rivalry, because it's the same two people, and inevitably, you'll find yourself taking sides. You know, that way, you'll always choose which side are you on, right? You know, not that it'd be serious, and you don't want to say anything, but like that golf, like you just think the great rovers, and now it's like, when you look at the American lads who are deadly, you just don't want to see somebody come in and dominate the way the world's did. What you'd love to see is, like, your man, Scheffle, and what's the other fellow's name, the other American deal, who won loads of things there recently. It's got your Scheffle, you have the two of them, right? If they went head-to-head in tournaments, and I mean, proper head-to-head, I'm not talking about, like, one has a really good one this way, this one around, and this one around. You know, the proper last day, there's not more in trolling when the two best go up against each other on the last day of a tournament, right, or in the final of the tournament. I don't even go to team sports, rivalries exist only if both teams are relevant. So I'll make this argument, like, if you look at, say, Liverpool and Everton, that's the rivalry. And has it been a rivalry for the best part for 20 years? No, it's good. It's local bragging rights, really, now, because not because the only way you're ever doing an effect on Liverpool is take points of how they might start them in the trophy, which I'm not beating them to beat them to something to get out. And when you look at, like, taking the back again to golf, you know, yeah, man, Scheffle that applies to golf is just a machine. I still think McElroy is the best player in the world, if they're all on form, but it's been diluted because the live golfers come in and taking the looks of John Ram. And John Ram is right up there, Dustin Johnson, fantastic golfers. And what's happening is, you will get through this area where people go, "Ah yeah, but Ram was playing over here, and this fellow was playing over there," where you put them all together. It's an absolute golden generation of golfers, and it shows in the Royal Acups, you know, you look at the Americans this week, perform really well in the open, but then you look at Justin Rouse, 44 years of age, had to qualify to get into it and cut them on it, and we'll probably be on the next Royal Acup team. So when it comes to rivalries, I think it's brilliant if you have two guys in individual sports or two teams, but if you don't have that, you must have an all-time great at the top of the sport. Because if you don't, the sport says, "Sneemcore is the perfect example." But see, even though you have an all-time great at the top of the sport, right? You cannot get, like, after a while, there's nobody there to match that level or be up there. People lose interest because they know, once your man turns up, he's gone to win. You know what I mean? That's what the team sports rivalries endure, because it's always evolving, it's always ever changing, and you can't rely on one person to just, you know, continue to overcome everything that's going on. But I suppose what Messi could argue that maybe he is that Trump character that's there, but even at that, like, you look at the amount of years he didn't win the Champions League. You know what I mean? Look at all the war cups he hasn't won when he's gone there. You know what I mean? So that's where... but he's had a rival. So if you want to go down that route, Messi, for the whole time, he wanted it was the best player in the world, he had a rival in Ronaldo, which is mad because it's two individuals in a team sport. Yeah? Yeah. No, the dogs are about to burn up there and when he burns, he's going to leave it. We'll have to have him and get rid of him. Yeah. But look at motor racing. At the moment, it's just one fella and nobody can put him really, right? There's no real rivalries. You know, like, proper rivals, like, Prost and Senna, and even though it was handled in the Atlanta for a while, you know, those type of things. But now it isn't. It's just like... I just think that this Andy sport, it must be hard for if you run an organization that controls sport and obviously you're getting paid well for it because you're taking all the backhanders in the whole out, which is grand. But you must just see dollar signs when either two players are two teams in marriage that are ultimately dominant and you now are going to meet and clash all the time and it's going to draw. It's going to draw the crowds. Like, think of boxing. Boxing has died, it's ours, because it doesn't have those people anymore. You know what I mean? In the pinnacle and the peak of boxing, you can think of all the fights. We even still now talk about, like, Joe Fraser, Muhammad Ali, or George Foreman and Muhammad Ali. Do you know what I mean? They were true rivalries and they were over three, four fights in terms of what was there. And they're still talked about at the same time as now and when people talk about the fight, they go back to those fights, that's how big it is. So I just think when you go back to Sunday and the sport, I think we're in a strange space where there's a lot more individual sport becoming more popular because in the team sport, it's becoming very dara and just formulaic. And I'm talking about football in general in terms of what it is. And it's hard to see true rivalries because there's no historic mistake between a Manchester city and any other team in Europe because there's just no history of what's there, right? So it only becomes really interesting when two big historic soids go up against each other. Yeah. So when Liverpool play around Madrid in the Champions League final, that's a big interest because there's been a historic rivalry that stems from the 80s right away, one is the most storied European franchise, I'd say that, in ever and the other is to say England's greatest export to European football in Liverpool. So there's a historic rivalry that's there, or even Liverpool, you know it's despite how bad, you know it in a Baynard, despite how bad we've been, that rivalry lived on because the two teams still manage to pick up trophies along the way and it still allows the fans to validate the relevance of their team even if they aren't at that point in time as strong as the other team that they're going against. So I just think that if you want sport and you want great sport, a rivalry is essential and it's the one thing that draws people into sport that they don't even want. So we're looking at the... Well it's funny you say that, right, because there's a couple of comments in here, right? Thomas St. Royvel is fantastic for sport and that's what the media tribe on, let alone fans and players and he's dead, Roy. He gives a shout out to Zander Schofle, who believes it's done really well to win two majors over the last little while even the way Scheffler's dominating golf. Counter-dance, do you think live golf has affected the players to compete at the top level? Not the best players playing each other each week. I think it affects both. I think, you know, I think it's affected the live golfers more. I think, you know, some of them stand out to Shambo wins the U.S. Open. Ram could have been really in there open if he kept a gun for a couple more holes. But overall, I'd say they miss each other because not only do the... It makes it easier for them to win if the others are off playing somewhere else, but the attention, the money, the whole thing is down a little bit for me. Counter-dance says like, "Dart is another example. Field title or toy to competitiveness has gone up a level." The whole thing about Darts was trying to be Field title for 20 years and now you're seeing more and more players coming on the circuit and making the name for themselves, which brings more noise on it, without a shell over there. But Darren Williams has this and it's interesting because you're saying, you know, I'm thinking about it. Have you seen the new interest in the women's NBA? Yeah. Caitlyn Clarke and Arroyvall, Angel Reese has brought a lot of boys on the league now and cared about until now. Now, I don't think that's manufactured, but there's some times in sport where Arroyvall comes about, that kind of things that are at the sport, but brings it back into focus. Like, I always go back to Snooker. I always remember when I was in the '80s, you know, you had, you know, you'd like to John Parra, you had Jimmy White, you had Stephen Henry who comes on the scene then and Ronnie comes on in the late '90s, you know, but I believe Ronnie O'Sullivan carries that sport because he's Ronnie O'Sullivan because he's the greatest other than that, Snooker is of no interest to anyone. Like the most still two, probably two of the most recognizable faces on the Snooker circuit to this day is Mark Williams and the guy from Scotland's, his name's just gone, I've literally said his name yet, he's gone help me head and they're looking their mid-40s, mid to late-40s name, you know, another than them, it's Ronnie O'Sullivan. So that's where my whole thing comes from because he's probably the greatest of all time, he can carry that sport and people will watch it. With Ronnie O'Sullivan, stop playing tomorrow, that sport does this because there's no rivalries there, it simply isn't, there's no rivalries there or it may go the way it does where there's more rivalries you come up with, but then you're looking at quality and I don't know what the quality is, as much as it wants to be. Yeah, like I said, I completely agree with the sentiment and John Higgins, sorry for this course, I would've got a lot of that for Gamblin or something. No, there was some of the stuff in Snooker, the Gamblin and the lads are over in the joint, I opened up all sorts of laws in the band, there was a fellow, I can't remember his name and he got done, he got a life-time band, he got a fucking lot of bands, do you know what I mean, he got a significant band, that's what I meant to say, but Gary says club versus Pep football was, a rivalry just to shame clubbed in the state of 2026, but let's be honest about it, Roy, if club isn't there, the Premier League is on its arse, Roy and all right, City of 1-6 out of the last seven, but let me put a random, and in fairness to arse, random last season, got taken in with the season beforehand, but like if you imagine no club in that league, for that amount of years, like it's City and Kerry in that sport, Manchester United carried the sport, he carried the Premier League for 15 years, do you know what I mean, or more, do you know what I mean? Look, isn't the true rivalries when we get to football, it's Liverpool, you know it, it's Celtic Rangers, like if you want to go up real gauges and rivalries, right, Celtic Rangers, you've got the Boca River play, right, the River Derby, the real ones, AC Milan, Juventus, like that's forever, Barcelona, Ram Madrid, like that's what I'm showing you, I'm showing you going to baseball, you're going to NFL, you're going to hockey or basketball, there's big rivalries there, maybe in the baseballs they play so many games that it's hard to strike up, they don't even know how they play it, you have the Yankees and the Red Sox, and that's the point, isn't that the point that everyone know, this is the thing about the rivalry, it's something that sucks you into that sport and that event, because it's bigger than the game, it's bigger than the sport, it's bigger than the thing, you want to see what's going to happen, you want, there's an interest, like even the, the Barcelona, Ram Madrid thing goes across sports, like there's a basketball, one of the classic rivalries in basketball is Barcelona against Ram Madrid, it's like Olympiacus and Panatoneikus, it's crazy how real do they need to be in our days field, because like people are in stupid, you know, years ago, you know, if you go back 20 years and we didn't have all the channels and we didn't have all the coverage, I don't remember years ago watching like this trans world sport, because you might get another modern, you know, that would be a, but you know what I'm saying, like that you watched that because you got to see maybe football in Ireland, you probably got you got to watch football, you got a bit of ropey, you got Wimbledon, you got a bit of grandstand on a Saturday, but you had to go, but go to try and find these things to watch, but now it's so instantaneous that, you know, it's people are in stupid, so manufacturing rivalries doesn't work, they have to stand up nowadays, they have to be, they have to be at the teams that are involved have to be at the top end, right, to make a special rivalry, and I'd say even to like, this is why watching that Tour of France and watching the two fellas go out, like those two are so far better than absolutely everyone else in the sport, right, that when they torn up people are watching it now because they want to see how far, how far is their rivalry pushing them, because they're now doing things that nobody has ever done before, and you know, everyone's going, well, what about now is there could there be drugs that's involved in this type of stuff, because of the performance levels they've hit, and I do think that this is, it's not just cycling now, I'm talking about, but in general, I think when you get those rivalries, those, to your point, those true elite rivalries, it changes how people who aren't involved are interested in the sport, look at that sport, it's like if you have two horses that are really good, and they race against each other all the time, for the Grand National, or the Gold Cup, or whatever it is, everyone gets to know the names of those horses, even though, even though, like, you wouldn't know the horse if you saw it in the field? Well, he wouldn't have his name on the, on the, with you in the soil of the field. Well, don't know, because they have to look at the name patches on them when they're walking around the paddock. Not when they're just in the field, didn't they? They're not incredibly named, hagging the field. Well, how do you know, how do you know a horse are picking up them? Ah, they believe the lads and all the horses, you know, but you don't need to believe in hands. No, I don't know. No, I don't. You do. But it's not a horse. You know what badly needs it, at the moment, I think, is farming the one. Oh, those horses look the same. But farming the one needs something like this, because again, going back to, you know, in a day, you had the looks of crossed mantle center, you know, all these people, right? And I always felt that when I came to, into the shoe marker area, it was like, he just f*cked me at no point in watching, and it's been a bit like that, which I remember stopping over the last couple of years, because the car has been so much better, but I even know lads that would watch Formula One on the regular saying, it's great to f*ckin' see, you know, other people winning races. It's making the season watchable. And I think Formula One is crying out, crying out for a massive rivalry. And I think this is where this is where I'm going to go on the Ferrari, might make this happen next year, where I'm starting to stop. But Sparta, they all need it. So the last proper rivalry in Formula One, I'd say, was Fettle and Lewis Hamilton, because both of them had competitive cars, and that lasted for the best part of eight years, but a lot of people stopped watching at that stage because it got mad, right, in terms of what was in it. So, Hamilton, by stopping, is grand because it's Netflix time. That's where so much of that rivalry comes from, but in reality, outside of Hamilton wins the fourth year, and then once first happened wins his fourth one, it's just been a parade ever since. So it goes back to, it's not really a rivalry, do you know what I mean? The thing that makes a rivalry great in Formula One and that type of stuff is where you have a level where one wins, then the other one comes back and wins, then the other one comes back and it just builds that heist and anger. I'll go back to Prost and Senna, that they were running each other off the road so that the other one couldn't win the trip. And they were in the same team. Yeah, I'm just thinking of a promise. And then to cap it on, be able to go back and race together again. So this is after killing each other and racing from McLaren, right, and Senna joined in Prost after the road, so Senna could win the World Championship, and Prost buggering off, retouring for a bit, and then coming back in Williams, which was McLaren's biggest rival at that stage, then Senna can't win anymore, so then he goes, well, I'll join Williams as well, and Prost is at Williams going here, hang on, what's going on now, just because Mansell's buggering off, I'm stuck with this fellow now, right? So, and then to kill each other again, and the Williams, I'm like, no, this is, that's a rivalry. That's what- Yeah, especially when you're on the same team and you want to kill each other. But I think if I'm the one who's crying over, I really, really do. But it's interesting, like, when you look through the sports, if you actually sat down and looked through sports, you were going to go, that's a bit manufactured. That's probably because they probably need this, it's not living off its own hope. The sport isn't living off its own hope at the moment. You know what, you look at, even when you look at the tennis now, they've had like, they've had a so fucking easy men's tennis, you know, when the dial, you know, you'd even try Andy Murray in there, you'd have Jockovic, you have the best fellow, what was his name, Roger Federer. But you had all them, and then you're looking at this guy, this young lad, Alcaras. And he's coming through and you're like, really, okay, now we know it was an Italian guy who was seated for what number one this year, and I'm not mad up on the tennis, but this Alcaras fellow seems to transcend what's going on in the tennis, he's going to heal the focus, it's going, you know, the sort of the way, and he needs somebody, tennis needs somebody to come along with him and go, really, listen, this fella is 100% going to be there, we need someone to come along here, even if it's a broader, even if it's a broader, even if it's that Danish cyclist that horns out to be fucking deadly at tennis because like, honestly, you can do anything, two point two longs in a fracture, this boy in six weeks ago and goes back and comes second in the daughter of France, people want to have a long fucking hair, look at themselves, honestly, or you should be beaten that fella in this world of France after then, you know what I mean? It's unbelievable. He's actually getting on the bike with an intravenous drip, hanging out the back of it. I know, in his gown, in his gown, there's some show to the world, fucking the big mother hospital gown and I'm just going around the guy for that. When you look at those lads, when you look at those lads, you go like, Jesus, they did go with me, because your man is five foot eight and he's seven stone and he's going up, he's going up, cycle for 200 kilometers, right? And doing it in ridiculous times, look at the average, when they were descended, why was he dropping off when you do that? No, because you're constantly, no, this is the whole thing, this is why they're quicker than the everywhere. I'm fucking eating, eating chicken royales and all. Now, well, obviously, no, that's what you have, nutrition, this guy, this way, the whole thing is changing. Imagine he is the nutritionist. He's waving my eyes, Brian's out the window and everything here. Take a believe in few folks and I'll show you more and we'll go on. When they all finished, because it was the first time it never finished in Paris, it's finished in Nice instead, right? And instead of it, it didn't finish with the ceremonial one, it finished with the time trial. I was like trying to go as fast as they can, and the descent into Nice is really technical as well. Look, leading in the car, there's a boy skidding all over the shop, fellas falling off here there and everywhere, getting in. The ceiling to get off, massive pizzas, somebody out and all of the harsh pizzas into them just like, obviously, it's junk filled and just like, give us some of the three weeks of this crap. Give me a beer and pizza. Hold it on there, take, if me, if I was your nutritionist and we went out to the park and you were just going to soak it in this big circle, but every time you can say the second was a mile long. So after every mile you turn up and go, I'm your nutritionist, this is what you need to have. I know you fed you. How many laps do you think it'd take before you got sick? A second one. And how do you feel about smoking, to un-sake? Does it aid the, aid the VO2 max, does it, yeah? It'd be like, do you know what I could find a good ring of the crucible in Sheffield and go, you don't have any of them bends in the hedges lines. You use the hard, nobody used that in this new car, the bends in the hedges flash across all the screen, all the hard, and they did the big, huge, fucking bends in the hedges, bent in the hedges, the big square ashtrays, remember them? Big, huge square ashtrays with bends in the hedges on them, and me just sitting there as your nutritionist in the park, all right, stop, here you go, take, fucking that, and you're going to be the crack. Anyway, talk in a real field, can I talk to you in a real comfort field? Go on top of a comfort field, because this is going to wind me up. What's your comfort field? No, I don't mean, I'm not talking about fucking sitting down to turning on the notebook on the telly, you know, having to go cry and sitting there in a big thing and hagging that. Like, I'm talking about, just the field that you just calm down your in, it's just, yeah, it's just real calming, you know what I mean? Because I think it's a yogurt. No. It is? No. Try yogurt and be stressed out. It's impossible. Why would you eat yogurt? Yogis are lovely. You may as well, you may as well just go to the bin, you know, the brown bin that you put out, the compost so thin, you mention that. Oh, you got an ear and lick, lick, lick, lick the inside of that bin, that's what yogurt tastes like. No, they don't. The yogurt, gosh, crunch corners are fantastic. But you don't want to get a message the other day saying, it's the law now that you must have a brown bin able to eat your own. Yeah. I'm not outside your downhill, because like, you're doughy, but you have to have a, each resident. Each house then or each, yeah, whatever. Yeah. I got an email today because we'll have Mars, right, and go on the topic already, but we'll have Mars, I have a green bin for me, so I can, I have a black bin for me, normal bins. Sounds like, right, this sounds like a grey bin of a yellow bin, a green bin. No, no, you can't have a green bin and a black brown bin. Green bin and a black bin, right? Green is a choice, but black is a normal stuff, right? And the Iranian said, we're going to send you a brown bin, and I said, no, you're not. And he said, well, you have to have, and I said, no, I don't, I said, I don't want a fucking brown bin. I'm not pulling you. Please, no, I'm the brown bin. I'll tell you why, because you put this brown bin, it's on your property. Yeah. It's a brown bin, right? The bags they give you are a choice, right? The bags, so there's a bag inside the brown bin, so you put your ways filled and all into it, right? Those maggots and all grown out with the bins. I don't want a bag inside the brown bin, it's just what's inside the brown bins inside the brown bin. You don't want a bag in it? No. So when the empty, you're telling me everything falls out of it? Yeah. Nah, I feel it. Come on. Yeah. Do you put on your fill ways then? Yeah. Right, so if you make bins, yeah, when you throw bins in, there's no way bins are slowing down to the bottom of that bin, and then just magically fall in there with them. The man that had to be baiting that bin, we've got half an hour on the truck. Tell you what to do, right? Get a few bins, right? Listen to me. Get a few bins. Come here. Put them in a bowl. Listen, listen. Listen, listen. Put them in a bowl. Put them in a bowl. Hold them over the bin and shake the fucking bowl. And let's see how long it takes for them bins to drop down, and even more spaghetti. Drop off a no time, shall we? No, we don't. Anyway, the bins are shorting them, the thing, and there's a couple of people around here that have them, and there's floys around them. It's disgusting. What type of brown bins do you have? The floys are inside the bin, get that, but have to get holes on the outside of these bins? I don't know, because I don't know them. Because if you have a lid, and it keeps the floys inside the bin, and there's actually a hack. If you want to avoid having floys inside the bin, get two slices of white bread and soak them on white vinegar, and troll them into the bottom of the brown bin, and all the floys are buggin' off. You have to do this. Well, no. But why you feel? Because it helps the environment. But no, it doesn't. It does, because that brown bin is taking off, it produces composters that is used to ferret-loyed soils. You think so, yeah? Yeah. It was a bit like the black bin in the green bin, where they were meant to go to a soil and a different place, rather than the same place, and then we're all playing for plastic to be fucking your pain extra for your plastic in the shops now. Well, I followed the brown bin before. Anyway, the time I want to need a brown bin, I'm not taking one, so I hope you open the card, right? Stop being so contrarian. Oh, it's not being contrarian. I'm not being contrarian. It's not being contrarian. It's not being contrarian. It's not being contrarian. It's not being contrarian. It's not being contrarian. It's not being contrarian. It's not being contrarian. It's not being contrarian. It's not being contrarian. It's not being contrarian. It's not being contrarian. It's not being contrarian. It's not being contrarian. It's not being contrarian. It's not being contrarian. No, it's not being contrarian. And you take the remnants of the sun and you pour it in a bin and you leave it there for a week, right? Yeah. Right. They're collecting them every week. Once we have the smell of them, the most disgusting things ever. The lid. The lid doesn't stop the smell coming in for you. It's not. I think I would argue the best way to do the brown bin is, it's for them to say, there's the bin. We're going to give you a roller bags, good bags, and you provide a few ways into the bag. You just toy up the bag and you put it into the bin. I've no problem with that because you do it wherever you live in, but putting fields straight into the fucking brown bin. I have to say, and because I enjoy the game you play with the brown bin because you're not going to hold open to put the stuff in, right, because that's debt. Right? That's like short. This is what I'm saying. Why should I have this on? No, it's great. I have to learn how to be able to just flick the lid and get it all in. I just came out of the kids though. No. It's hard to forget. It's hard to forget it. It's hard to forget it. Lashing the white bread, the white vinegar, and I swear to God you won't have any floyies in your bin. But if you're going to go out and go off after a minute of the bread, and then you're tricked. But just, yeah, and everyone will be like, "How does Gav have a brown bin with no floyies news? Just, you know, we're cleaner than most of us." So. I just think it's disgusting. Look, I wouldn't mind getting another bin in my house, a small bin, where the bag sits in there. I put the fill in, and at the end of the day, I tie it up and I go out and put it into this brown bin. That's actually... If they make me have one, that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to fill up a bag as a fill. Oh my God. Look, what century are you living in? Is this 1994 on your Gav? What do you mean? Well, I've got... We have three bins in the house. Yeah. I have two bins. No. I have a green bin, a brown bin, and a black bin inside the house. In the house? Yeah. Wheelie bins. Yeah, I have a mini wheelie bin. It's like dusty bins. Sweet wheelie bins. Don't even bring up. Don't even bring out rubbish. Don't even bring out rubbish. They're just... Ted Rogers. Ted Rogers is there on the street here. The street here. The street here. The street here. The street here. The street here. Right? Dusty bin is going on my house. Oh, he's just cleaning up the counters the whole lot, right? Yeah. I have a bin. The waste was in the house. I have a bin that my recycling was in the house. So I've got a brown bin in the house, and a green bin, and a black bin in the house. So you have a mini version of your brown bin in the house? Yeah. And then... Does it have a bleeding? Is it not minging in the house? But that's correct. You're just... You're just doing it quickly. It has a full pedal. No, I'm saying it. Are you telling me... If you're telling me, if you open that and put your fill in clothes, just a fill. It smells like... Straight into it. There's no packaging. It's just the end. It's closed. There's no smell coming over. No smell coming over. Ah, stop it. Come on over. That's it. You can stand over it. Come over the gas. Go over the gas. Come over the gas. You can stand over the bin and oil open the lid, and then you can tell me, "Can you smell that?" you'll fall over, and then I'll close it again, and you wake up and go, "What happened there?" Right? And then we can play the brown bin game. And I figured out a great way with the brown bin game, because over water just beside the house where the bin stands, right? And if you have a load of stuff that you need to put in the brown bin, that's just like it's telling there to, right? But like, literally I can now flick the thing back so it catches the wall with all the stuff and then it comes back down itself, and I don't have to touch it, it's like it's just... It's a great game. Do you ever get it? Do you ever get it? Actually, I'll tell you something I need to talk about here, because you've talked about corn fulfilled. No, I never got talked about corn fulfilled. Oh, he didn't even get a chance. So he said y'all would never get into bins, but I have to ask you a last question on the bin. Did you ever get caught? Another way of being gets collected, so my green bin gets collected on a Wednesday, and the followman sees me black bin the weekend up. So it's every two weeks your black bin is collected, and every two weeks your green bin are de-altinging. Every two weeks your brown bin is collected. Did you ever get caught where you forgot to put out your black bin, and your knife the way two weeks would be collected again, and you're trying to walk out how the fun toy deal is? No, because of the system of various different things, it means that I rarely put with the black bin out once, it's normally every second week or every toward week. Mine goes out every second week. Yeah. Every two weeks. Do you miss it? Well, they pick up our black bin every week. Oh, no, it's only every two weeks, so you get that. Now, ours, our black bin is picked up every week, and then it alternates green bin, brown bin, green bin, brown bin, green bin, brown bin, black bin. Oh, where is this one week it's green, one week it's black bin, but there was one time I got caught badly, and I had to think on my feet, because I mean, this has said to me very far times when I even don't get to put the bin out. Don't forget to put the bin out. Don't forget to put the bin out. I said I won't. And then she said to me at about eight o'clock that night, you know, there was a bag in the bin in the kitchen, and she trod her out in the black bin, and don't forget to put her out now. I live in a house where there's just parking space in front of me, dar, so I just literally pulled the bin from here to there, like it's, you know, if you're torn the bin, it's in position, you know, that's all right. And then she said to me, oh, far times, feel I woke up next morning, right, and I heard the bin, my drone, and I went, ah, bollocks, so I rang them, and I said, you forgot to take me bin, this crafty bastard, you know what he said to me. Now we have, we have the camera footage of the truck going down the road, your bin was left out. I was like, what? And it was like, I see some almost a poster back in front of, I can stack in a lot of that. They're like, no, be back in two weeks. And I was like, so I ended up having the tin quicker. I had to text a few of me mates or listen, I couldn't show a black bin in your bin because he, so he ended up going around to have me mates with me backs from the previous two weeks. I would just lash that in there. And I mean, so you ended up with an empty black bin, even though I never got collected, but he ended up having to boil them out of the point, but at least he didn't boil to me yogurt. Anyway, comfort fields. I think it's very hard to sit and eat a yogurt stressed. I think he just, if you said to me, you have to eat that yogurt oil be more stressed than any human on this planet. No, I'm just, I'm not saying like, that's what I said to you. It's not about, you know, big tubs of ice cream are there, I'm fucking, you know, you see that the stereotypical are she broke up with our fella. So she's eating a big fucking toilet, Tom, Tom and Jerry's, whatever the name is, Ben and Jerry's. And, you know, all this stereotypically, I'm saying stuff that you eat and you go fuck, I never eat that stressed. I'm always relaxed eating and something like that. And it's a yogurt. Yeah. No. No. No. No, yogurt is the, it's the, it's the walk of the devil, but it's not really it is. It's rancid. I don't know. Some of them will tell me you won't go on the cars with it. Do you ever get to crunch cars with a little lamb that you don't want to brown over flakes? No. You don't want a brown bean butcher prepared to link to lick rotten leftover milk. Get it. That's disgusting. It's blue. It's not rotten leftover. It is. Yeah. If you, if you get skinned milk and leave it sit there in a cup for two days and come back to a yogurt, it's a gig. It's horrible. How dare you? But, but for Fred that we know with this, but anyway, I said yogurt, what are you thinking? What do you think to something that you, whenever you never be stressed eating this, you always seen a good farm eating there or? Well, it'd be almost like, what's my favorite field? No. Because your favorite field could be, you know, chinese, but you could be really stressed after days, well, you're fucking eating, you're fucking thinking about things. I am talking. There's just a zen to a yogurt, man. That's all I'm talking about. Honestly, that's the fact that you're saying this. Just forget about the taste for a minute. Forget about that. I'm just saying. There's a zen to the yogurt. How can I, how can I forget about the taste of something that's rancid? Tards with it has been stressed out. Actually says, hot bread. Yeah, I love when you go down to the shop and running to do on the rolls. I remember being in Portugal in 2003, because you were doing it. Did the host of euros in Portugal in 2004? I remember going off the plane. It's still in my rolls, Ted. No, no. This is going to remember rolls, right? But what I'm saying is, right? Start laughing at you. I remember getting off the plane and I think it's called Far Away Apart in the Algarve. Far Away. Far Away, yeah. We've seen one of the state, it's a poxier part. We've seen one of the stadiums that were building for you all the time so far, but we are staying in this place called Club Play The Russia, it was called. Huge fucking complex. Are you staying in it as well? Right. Huge complex. Both sides of the road, right? Horrible. Horrible. It's actually, someone was telling me to the day. It's actually, it's our residential now, the pool and all is all filled in and everything. No way. Yeah. So it, and you went down and it was like a, it's like a deli, but he told me his fucking hot rolls every morning. Jesus Christ, they were amazing. Hot, hot, yeah, hot bread, I'm into, I'm looking at the hot bread show. Cream crackers with butter on them. Cream crackers with butter, yeah. All looks the little version of Magna Moise Cream. Oh, jeez, I just typed in Club Play The Russia, I remember, Jesus, what a horrible place that was. Yeah. It was a shocker. It was. It's like something you'd imagine if you were down in 1980s. It's like, it's like something that you'd see in the looks of North Africa. That's what was in my head as well. Far away at Port of Donkeys, the taxi driver. Yeah, it was, but it was, look it up. I don't know if you can get pictures of it, then in the opposite of me can't, but hot bread. Oh, come on, Phil. One, one, Phil. Come on. That's how I'm asking you. I just want to show you some feedback from people that like hot bread, you like Magna Moise Cream. It's not a taste. It's not your favorite. It's something where you go, wherever I eat, I always see individuals relaxed. Okay. Um, squid. Squid. Yeah. You ever had it. Never had it. No. Well, I think it's because, see, again, I don't think it's the actual field. I just think I find myself when sitting in a port somewhere in Spain or in Italy and I lower the squid and not the fried calamari on top of the squid, right? So it's like a small piece of the squid that's been lovely cooked with a bit of pepper and salt over the top. And I just think it's, I always have, I always, I can hear the sea. So when you talk about not to be in stress, I can hear the sea and I'm sitting there eating squid gone. This is just, this to me now. I could sit here all day and just be able to eat this and I maybe have a little bear on the side. Just, yeah, that's it. Well, there you go. Um, there's fireworke on on the other side of my house here and the dog's definitely on a fucking bag. There we go. Um, it's fucking prickiest. Um, fireworks. Is it? Is it? Well, the weather's like Halloween. You know, it's absolutely pissing down here, but it's not a fireworke, we'll just stop. I'll be getting complaints now from the viewers. I'm just going to look, man, you're going to have to wait here and I'll get rid of this dog. Well, I'm not the only, I'm looking to pick just a cool pride of Russia here, I keep everyone, I'll keep everyone entertained. Oh, okay. Give me a second. Gav's gone. So what Gav's gone? If anyone has any other suggestions for their favorite come for food, mine is really burritos. But he said to me, I couldn't pick the one that I really liked, burritos are just the best food ever. They're multifunction, so you can have them for dinner and you can have them when you're stressed out and it's very hard to be stressed when you're eating a burrito. Um, well, unless you can't handle eating the burrito, then you might get a bit more stressed. Go on. You can't hear me, so yeah, and that's the, if you use that as your recipe for the dog, it's the best way to make bread. Green crackers on Nutella, I hate bleeding Nutella. I always be stressed that we even look like a green crackers on Nutella. But before we finish, before we finish, right, the last thing I want to talk about is a day on your own. Now, we put this up in there in a telegram, we get there and the amount of the lads that went down on me on, I fucking love that, but it's never happening. Right? So a day on your own feel, there's a bit of a deal where, what would your idea, ideal day on your own be? No, it doesn't have to be in Dublin, there can be anywhere you like, but what would it be? So what I'm doing is I'm giving, I'm basically telling you, everyone that lives in your house is out by eight AM and I'm going to two PM the next day and I can be anywhere in the world. Anywhere you want, day, what are you doing? The whole day, what we're taking through the list of the day, because no, I don't want it absolutely, minute by minute, blow away, blow away, but what are the sort of things you do if you had a day off, like, some people just go, I just fucking stay in bed, sit on the side. But what would you do, Gaff? I would be out early, I would be out and I would be playing a game of golf early. Right? So what I do is I book me golf for about 10, but I'll be down on the golf course for about eight. I'd have me lunch, do one or play golf, finish by about two, yeah, I'd have a shower. I'd have a shower and get myself sorted then and then I'd probably head off for a couple of points. Right? Right? A couple of points. And it's very simple, like, I'm not fucking changing the world here. I'd have a couple of points, more than a couple of points, and then I'd grab a takeaway, but I'd walk home with a takeaway. The sum of a walk in home with a takeaway, wouldn't I? Would you know? He's on the field. I do like fields, I'm not sort of a takeaway person. Yeah, I'd have a few points, I'd grab a takeaway and I'd walk home and I couldn't have eaten on your way home. Yeah. And then I'd just get home and I'd just relax. And I know that's a very man in his 40s thing to do, but honestly, if you want for that, that only man in his 40s with young kids, he'd take it, open the morning, game of golf, that's far, I was just relaxing. Let's change, Sherwood, go off for a couple of points and then just take away, walk home, get home on the bell, I don't know, 10, 11 o'clock. You're not even lying the next day. So you can do anywhere in the world, and this is what you're doing? Yeah. Jesus. Yeah. Yeah. Because, you don't worry, because when you get fuck all days to yourself, you don't aim to your boy, you just aim to, you just love to go and do that. You know, I haven't set out, when I go and play golf, I just go and play golf, do you know what I mean? I want to go, I have a few points. I just go out of a few points, but maybe, I don't know, the only other thing I might do is I love a wander. So I love going into into cities and just picking a random spot to start and going for a wander around the place. And that can be just a walk around the place. Not sightseeing, just wandering around, looking, definitely stopping out for a few points. And I don't know, I should do it in a new city that I haven't done during before. But that's where I'd be on it. But very, very simple, just, just normal things, but no pressure on you, the unknowns, normal things. Because usually when you go to a point, you're thinking, "I'm open no more, I'm with the kids." I go over again and go, "I've had to get home because one of the kids has sort of man I played in three o'clock." Just, it's more of a freedom. And now that you, I was not worried about it until the next day, where do you go? So I'm going to start, the problem is I want to be beside the coast, right? Because I'm not, I'm not, which then sort of takes away from the really ruins, the stress I had about this, I was the algorithm so stressed out thinking about this as we're going through the show, right? I think I'd start in Estepona, right? You can't fucking, we'll jump around the world here. And now I'm, this is what I'm trying to, I'm trying to link everything together, right? Right, come on. Out of the door, I'm, they're going to eat, I'm going to half-eight on the bike. I'm cycling up to Randa, right? You'll see. Randa is a beautiful town, open the mountains in Spain. Oh, really? It's a place. Okay, sounds. Yeah. Oh, I'm doing about 150k on the bike to start off the day, right? Yeah. But I'm going to have a bit of lunch up in Randa and I'm going to sit on what's one of the most spectacular restaurants that overlooks the gorge into Randa. You can see the bridge and you can see all the people walking past, right? And then I'm going to regatta myself and then do the descent back down to where I'm going to be, right? I'm going to drop the bike off, I'm on my own. So this is fantastic. I'm going out for a little walk. I'm going to take a wander up to down to the beach that's beside us that's there, I'm going in for a swim. I'm going to feel refreshed after the whole thing, so I'm coming out. And I'm going to sit on the cheering gita, which is quite close to me. I'm going to have a little bit of, maybe a few, um, ham sandwiches. No, it's going to go, it's not a barbecue fish that you put on the stick when you're away, right? So yeah, I'm going to have a few anchovies. I'm going to have a few anchovies on the old stick, being cooked in the oak just in and have a little beer then just to relax and sit there and go, boy, then amazingly, somebody now, I'm going to bump into someone now, right? Yeah. And we're going to go off and we're going to watch a sporting event. Don't know what it's going to be. Just a sporting event, right? That's on in the afternoon, but we're going to watch it and sit there and have a laugh and a chat and a bit of crack in the whole lot, right? Have a cup of beers with them. Then I'm going to go off, that even have a bit of some grub in the square, watch everything that's going on around me, some really nice tapas or something like that. Then I'm going to head back and I'm going to put my feet up and I'm going to watch some really good sports documentaries and then follow up by some serial killer documentary and then just to level it all up. Just level it all up. Yeah, just to get there. And then I've been in the sun all day. So I'll have that. You're not feeling when you're on holidays, right? I'm going to sit on the balcony then and I'm just going to just feel content. I'm going to look down the coast and see all the lights down along the coast all the way to Gibraltar and you can see the lights on the rocket Gibraltar and I'm going to take myself, "You know what, isn't that just a phenomenal day? I'm going to be blessed to be a life." That's what we're going to do, Gavin. That's going to make me count down at 2pm the next day's dance and all of this is a distant memory. Yeah. That's how it works. I enjoy this and do it and unfortunately, I won't get to live that perfect day. I'll get something close to it in the next couple of weeks but I'll live that actually. All boxers, I'll just do 6 hours of house walking, 2 hours and just sit on the couch doing absolutely not on for the rest of the day. Do you do a house walk for? Cursative. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a family man. Do you know what, I find them very terribly guilty about doing a house walk? I like the, so, Er route in the start of like, we're in a half, she just started washing and getting the kids ready for bed when oil, because they'll have done all the cooking for us and the field. Yeah. I'm talking about, you know, when the kids around the gaffers, you're just tidying up all the fucking time. And you go, right, that's it, the place needs a fork. That's what I'm saying now. In the evening time, that's all getting done and then uncleaning the counters, hoovering the floor, all that type of stuff, and putting the house back together to warn, right? So that when they're gone to bed and then the tail will sit down, the house is nice and tidy and there's a sense of relaxation, then that runs right the way through the house from how clean it is to people being asleep and you can just sit there and truly relax because you need to turn yourself off and truly relax. So, yeah. I know. There's something very terribly, like there's times where I'll even say to everyone in the house, which is not fuck off for the day and there you go, well, what are you going to do? I just want to start this house here and it'll be from cleaning back rooms to fucking hoovering and mopping and washing and I just go around, I just put the podcast in years and not the earphones in years, but the podcast play through them and yeah, it could be five, six, seven hours, just gone, now, but I'm just something very terribly to give up that as well. Kind of says my ideal day on my own has to be Saturday, out for a throw up in the morning, stroll around the markets, home for about 12, watch sport all day, a nice Chinese tiger that even and chill out on me. There you go. I think we need to get to a certain age and the night is not going to be manic, right? No, one of those I was having, yeah, but yeah, because you're already thinking these focus are back at two and they're going to come down to me doubly fucking hard here because you haven't seen me in 26 hours, I don't know what the fuck is like, I think it's relaxed down. To see you go for a wander in is probably New York, don't it? Yes, I think I do it again, so I think I do again, but that's it. I just wanted to ask you about yogurts and them dying or all, can't believe the yogurt thing is okay. Now I have all 10 of days on my own, which is like that you can build in and I've gone to close to perfect days and then I've got all the ones that you'd be, that gives me nightmares thinking about it because it's like, I don't, I'm not an alone person, even though I spend an awful lot of time on my own so I can run and stuff like that, but I do look to have company, I love company, but I have a very strict no-day care policy. But I don't even go into that, I just, I love company for a set spell and then it's time for me to remove myself because I need to reset and then- The worst people in the world to drink with are the people that are a good laugh, but then when they get a few beers and they think they'll be in Rocky Balboa and they're going around the pub thinking they can have anyone in the place and you're sitting there, they'll be in the center. I love, I love the deal of a day in the pub when there's, you know, a match on a 12, a match on a stream, a match on a 12 and I'd sit there all day, not a bother to me, but the one thing I deal with is, if someone says to me, "Hey, go on, we're a point." I go, "Yeah." And they go, "What do I am?" And they say, "I'm each down there too, I will 100% be there to go out past one because I love a point on my own before the parents and their lives." Okay, can I just say, do you see what you're saying there, right? That's my idea genuinely of hell. Like, I cannot stand the pub. I absolutely despise pubs and I despise Irish pubs, hate them, hate them. So, what happens if, what happens if you're, so what happens right, if I say to you right, I'm out to getting, I'm out to getting a ticket for the whole of the weekend, do you want to come meet me? And I go, and you go, "Yeah, because I don't want to go over there." I go, "Right?" Into the pub, a few points, "Mom, you'll have to do a few better, ever." Are you just saying no, but you just saying, "Thanks for being here for the ticket, but listen, I'll meet you back at the airport tomorrow." No, I look out of court to see the fact that you've invited me along and that you've given me the ticket, I go to it, right? Well, inside I'll be just like, "What was your attitude there?" Then go to a pub? Yeah. Okay, after so many things you'd rather do than go to a pub, like, I'm just, I'm just not into, like, but I don't call it, but you see, people think you know the pub just to drink, right? It's not even that, I just hate the, I hate, I just hate pubs. No, but, but listen, right, so say for everyone's sake, if I say to you then, let's meet in the pack, right? Yeah. Six, I was going to meet in the pack, I'm just going to sit in the pack, right? I'm just fucking grasping at the pack for six hours. Would you do that? No. No. So you're not into people then? No, I am, but we have to have to have a bit. Just very particular places you have to be with people? No, just, you said six hours there, had you said two hours, fine, six hours, no. No. No, there's a colour, I've a colour of, yeah, yeah, I need to, eventually I need silence. Okay. Can we not get you one of those big pair of animals, if you're not a kid, we're a Spartan event. Are you a defenders? No. Yeah. I will, now I will say, right? And I was very specific there, Irish or English, but I hate them, I absolutely hate them. Now, from one heart, one of my way, I don't mind sitting on something that's not inside, right? And now, I cannot stand Irish pubs when I'm away in Holland. You won't find me anywhere near one, I will never set foot one, I don't want to know about an Irish pub. Someone says, "Oh, you've got it, it's great." And I'm going to be like, "You would have to drag my car up there because I'm not going there as long as it's a breath of me, right?" But I would go, I'd sit outside a nice jazz bar, or I'd sit somewhere where there's an authentic Spanish or Italian bar or something like that where it's just, but outside, not inside. Right. The only place I'm happy to sit in a bar, the only place the world I'm happy to sit in a bar is in America. Right. Because it's very different. We have to go to America for a point, though. Very different. But if they bring, if you're trying to bring me to an Irish bar in America, knock on. Okay. Not a hope. Right? I've been in bars in Boston, been in bars in New York, I've been in bars all over the world. Gavin. I've been in bars, many bars, many nightclubs all over the world. I can't buy me to go to an Irish bar in any country. The worst people in the world are people that call the Agape at 7 o'clock and don't fuck off till about 10. They are horrendous. It means 7 o'clock. Do you know what fucking annoys me? People don't know what Agape for about half of it. And they fucking know you're going to have it, isn't it, right? And then they sit there and sit there and sit there, and in a 7, they go, "I better go because he has the dinner on." And they go, "Yeah, that's fucking great for you, isn't it?" You fucking spent more than a ton of time here knowing me, and you're fucking out to have your dinner in peace, and parrot me once to follow them home, and knock on the dongle. Come here and tell you, and just hang on there for an hour and a half, because that really fucking does me ahead. And what about noise beer garden feel, first Robert? Robert, I referred to my earlier point of any Irish/English though, but I was not having it. Now, nice terrace, that's not in Ireland or England. Yeah, there's a banging ocean that's coming out of your nail, to be honest with you. That's not, I just don't like... When you say jazz, I know it's any kind of authentic Spanish, you know... No, I like chilio Paris. I like... Listen, I know the things I like after. There's no notions here. I know the things I like, and I'm not prepared to waver in those, right? If I'm going out with friends, and the friends want to go there, I'll put up with it, I just won't like... You know when we went to the Camden... But I won't like it. I won't like it. Yeah. I'll be dreaming about going home. So when you go to Camden, or else you just go two hours on going to look? You know that that's true as well. Yeah, I do. You'll be sitting there going, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then you turn around and you'll just come." Yeah. You just left. And then it's like, "Boy, you just get up and walk the other way." Which is probably the best way to do it, because then people can't deny it. Anyway, whatever here, that has been an episode three of "Having the Brace." Is there anything you want us to talk about, let us know? I was shooting the brace. Shooting the brace, yeah. We were shooting the brace. That's what we're doing everywhere. Some sport, some random stuff, it feels disgusting. Yeah, it's more disgusting than brown beans, and I'm going to walk around several seas. Well, you're a gun. I said burritos as well. I love burritos. I love burritos. I love that one, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it. On the corner of a bag of three, I had an up to a fifth. Yeah, I love it. And they have a bigger one, the Clarendon and above it, they have a Margarita restaurant store in Mexico Bar. There's one I like. I like that one. You have Mexican taps and Margaritas, you can't go wrong with that. We try it out. We try it out. Right. What are we doing? It's water. I think it is. And don't forget to stick your dip, your white bread in the vinegar, chilled in the brown bean, no floys. Okay. I'll be done. I'll be done. Okay. I'll be done. I'll be done. Bye. Bye. Bye. the next time.
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