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So, they went up, I went into the house, come back about half an hour there, I looked up, and there's about 20 people on the field playing again in football, right? And they have like two goals up on the field with nets and stuff like that. And they're just hard to miss out. You'll never see that anymore. - You don't see that anymore? - In the field. - You don't see lads. No, this ended up with four parents, six young players and three girls playing. Do you know what I mean? Like, just fucking, it was mayhem. - Like in the field? - In the field across the road, yeah? - Was the goals already there, or did they bring their own goals? - Well, there's two goals on the field. One is like one of those, you know, like those footballs/GAA goals. We're in there, and the other one is actually a goal that I've fella made, about 20 years ago and stuck on the field of steel. - Right. - And, yeah. Just hard to miss out when we were playing. Oh, yeah, it ended up in goal. I was in goal, I was like Peter Schmoykel, I was little. Super hair, so. - You have to smoke away. You have to smoke away when you go. - Smokin', just, yeah. And like, super reflex save to me left hand saw it from, you know, the shot came from about seven or eight years to wait me, which I was really happy with. But I just thought to myself, you never see that anymore, don't you know? How do you? - Just the field. Just people, kids, picking two teams and having a game about it. - See, I do, 'cause I guess this could be just down to where you live, like, do you know that way? - I don't think it is. - Because it's like, back in the day, I remember, like where I lived, I lived in front of a football pitch. I mean, football pitch was in front of the house. So, we always played, we played football nonstop. - Yeah. - 'Cause that's what I did. But there was no play stations and there was no, this is getting into real. Back in my day, these young fellas now and these young lads have, no, we did have computer games, so I'm not gonna pretend this isn't like somebody from the 1960s talking, like, about anything. This is like genuine. But yeah, no, Gav, I still see, like, we used to have a football pitch and we played football nonstop all the time, literally from the moment we got up. And I remember when even when my mom and dad still talking about it, now they say, "Look, back in the summertime, "you'd just get up and go out. "You'd be going at 9 o'clock in the morning "and you wouldn't come back in until the last time." - I know, I fully get that, I'm just saying. Like, I just had to say, did we see that anymore? Maybe when people listen, they'll let us know. How do they let us know? We don't know, 'cause we don't have an email. We don't have, we don't have social media, 'cause I'm refusing to run another set of social media accounts. So we're just going to do this show, and we're gonna end up, it will end up on its own field. - I think we're gonna call this our old skill. I think we're gonna call this our old skill, right? - I was thinking about a few today, and I wanted, one of the most kind of, I wanted to call it, I couldn't tell you. (laughs) - Right, or having a brace. - Having a brace? - As a brace. - Have a brace, I like that one, yeah. - So maybe you put it with a little poll of people that I listen, but, anyway, the second thing you wanted to come into me head before I was going to any top of you over in your head is, do you remember about pop tats? - Pop tats, I do. - Are they still going? - They are, and I already have their own version, by the way. - What are they? - They're like a biscuity style pastry, with a jam filling, and covered in a nice and sugar. Incredibly sugary. - And you relaxed them in the touser, yeah? - Into the touser, they come out to start. - They're huge in the early '90s, weren't they? - They're not huge now, because you're older, and you're bigger, right? - Yeah, I never had one. - Did you know? - No, I always remember pop tats being huge. But I just started it today. Geez, they haven't seen a pop tat in years, are they still gone? This is what comes into my head, like. - They do have them, and they're still incredibly sugary, and they still will take four layers of skin off the upper part of the whole thing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - When it's the hot bag of, like... - Yep, even harder, even harder, they were known as only volcano lava, was harder, is that more, is a harder substance on there. - Yeah, it happens naturally. - It holds the bag with the hearts to your head. Scouse of pizzas, what's the photo I've got? It looks like it could be in the soil, and that is the hospital from one flow over the coco's nest. - No, it's the current location of the Republican National Convention. That's going on at the moment. (laughing) - That is Boris Johnson, Donald Trump, is not everyone that's completely barmy, is that it's told up in that place? (coughing) - Pizza, they were hotter than the sun. - Mm-hmm. - And John Travolta had a pop turd in poll fiction, so they're faster turdles. - Well, if you go to Al, do you have their versions? - Do you have their version? Top parts. - Top parts? - Yeah. - Sounds like somewhere where you go to get like an indicator of stock for an Islam migrant, but... - No, no, no. How was that? Do you get the NCT on this even? - Oh. - Yep. - To the past? - Which is the only one that's, that's in England, it's the equivalent of your MOT. No, it didn't. Has a tear in the CV boot. Like, tell you these names and I'll just talk on your wangle. Yeah, yeah, that's grand, yeah. - All right, all right, all right, all right. - Yeah, don't, don't, don't, no. - Absolutely, I'll get that started. - One of the biggest scams of all time. Do they ever tell you the story about me caroling away in front of the city? - No. - So I bought a car two and a half years ago. Nice car, decent car. And it was a four-wheels. - Four-wheels. - It was, yeah, yeah. - Four-wheels in a drawer. It was up for NCT in-- - I had to buy it first. - It was up in the August, right? - August 23, I think it was. - Yeah. - 'Cause it's due now, the issue. It's every year, it's not every two years, right? So anyway, it was up in the August and when I bought it, I had a towel bar on it, right? Now, I've now no intention of pulling a fucking caravan or a trailer or anything like that, right? The only thing I'd do is to tell by far is if the kids on the road wanted to sit on a plank of wood and attach a road, when I go round the road, I was done and they'll have the crack, right? But I brought it up for the NCT and when Trio came back, the man said, "It's failed." I said, "Before?" He said, "The towel bar." I said, "Don't use the fucking towel bar." He said, "Yeah, but with the towel bar on the car, "there's a connection there that we connect to "to make sure the lights walk, you know, "when you attach something to it." He said, "Yeah, but I don't use the fucking towel bar. "Never use it since I got it. "I didn't even notice a connection, okay?" He said, "No, there's a tri-pin connection "that would plug in from the trailer or the caravan "and yeah, I'm walking, this is well good "'cause I don't fucking use it like." They were like, "No, it's failed, "it needs a full retest." I said, "The full fucking retest." So he was like, "Yeah." So I think the car's like another 40 quidders on, right? So I went off, went on the mechanic 'cause it just take that fucking towel bar off. So he took the towel bar off, took the connection, strapped it up underneath the can, I brought it back. 40 quid, he brought it to the gate. I seen it going to the gate and I'm thinking, "Right, settling, I hear a guy, full retest." I swear to God, I did not turn to sit down and unlock me fall and your man came in and called out me car and I went, "Yeah." And I was thinking, "Has the fucking towel bar "reappeared here and they're just instantly fine with me?" 'Cause this can't be a full retest. And he went, I says, "Yeah." And he goes, "Yep, there you go, I'll pass." And I went, "There's no way you don't "full retest on the car." And he's like, "What?" I was like, "I've literally not been able to, "I haven't sat down and you've called me." "Yeah, no, it's all good." I said, "She's a Robin bastards." It's a powerful, full fucking retest. So, it's the biggest scam gone. Absolutely biggest scam gone. - I don't, interesting, you should mention scams. That takes me onto Air Force Top again, mate. - What is it? - It's what I sent you. So I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but whenever you start this, you know it's gonna hold me next. - Okay. - Right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Everyone has one conspiracy theory. I sorta think it's probably real, right? So I want to know, Gav, what won it? Well, what rabbit hole are you happy to back down and go into and say, "Actually, do you know what? "I think this, and what drove me to think this "is 'cause I don't believe that that was "a real attempt at Trump whatsoever." I think it was completely staged, right? And it doesn't make any, none of it makes sense. - I am hoping it was staged. I think, to be honest with you, sorry for American viewers, if there's any listeners, it's a walk of fucking genius, right? 'Cause he's gonna sit back now, feet up, and he's gonna, you're not blabbering fucking idiot, carry on there to November, and then he's just gonna win the election. But, like, I'm sorry. You can't get shot from that angle and just get caught, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah. It was definitely one of those, you know those WWE, they have the little blowbags, and he just stuck it to his head. Oh, you know, and then the security were like, now we won't protect his head. Yeah, he's been shot towards his head once, theoretically. But we'll just stand there and we won't protect the man's cranium whatsoever. (laughing) And then-- - Had to be shot from a hoiberg. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, you know what we do, not the best thing we can do here is, we let him stick his head out from the ring of steel, we've formed around him, so he can give the big fist and the big foity gesture and stuff like that. And then the, you know what they're holding, the best thing about it was, like, not the best thing. - Yeah. - The thing that proved it wasn't real to me, right? And it probably was. I'm just, just don't think it was. But it's the way they try to get him down the steps. Watch the way they try to get him down the steps and their arms are everywhere and they're all over the place. It was absolutely ridiculous. But conspiracy theories that are kind of think is real, I'm gonna struggle with that. - Yeah. - Yeah, like straight away, people are gonna think 9/11, right? And even to this day, it's a bit, if he had to talk about 9/11, it's 23 years ago or something, right? Closing in on 23 years. And like, yeah, get people going, that was rockets that hit the wall, try it, and then they're like, it's clearly not a rocket. Like we have all the forch, like that palletory, right? - Palletory, palletory. - Palletory, I'm saying palletory for no reason. - Yeah, because that's because palletory said you couldn't find the pentagon on Google Maps. - The pentagon in the Google Maps and find it. And even though you can just like zoom to Washington and zoom to where the pentagon is, but like that doesn't count. - But 9/11, the conspiracy theory that like, oh, it's an inside job, you know, bump, bump, bump, doesn't get me. None of them really do. I'm kind of the trustworthy when it comes to these, you know, international events. Is there any that kind of view? - There is, yeah. Like, this is the problem. I just don't know if I'm saying, I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but. - Oh yeah, but wait, wait till you hear this. - No, it's not, like, okay, so. - Is the Titanic one of them? - No, because I do believe the Titanic was an insurance play, right? And I think there's been lots. - That's a conspiracy theory, straight away. - It's not. - It is, it is, it is. - It is. - If you don't think that ship sank because I hear a fucking iceberg, it's a conspiracy theory. That's how it's quite one of them. - Well, hang on a second. It's not like that the icebergs only suddenly appeared the night at the Titanic, right? For years and centuries, they've been. - Yeah, I know that. - Oh, that's not the same ship I hit one. - This fella, who was a captain of a boat. So, you know what, this boat can't sink. I just got a head straight for that iceberg. Iceberg was down to office, grand. Think about it. - Yeah, right then. So, and it's short. - And that was after they left. They left, when they left port in Belfast, the front of the boat was on for, to weaken the whole. - Right, it was on for. - Yeah. - And did nobody as they pulled away went, lads, the front of the boat was on for. - There's a BBC documentary about this, trying to understand what caused the weakness that then caused it to sink because the, the hold, the way it was designed was that would only fit some part of the whole affair that wouldn't, wouldn't sink. - So, your answer to the Titanic question is, yes, I fully believe the conspiracy theories. - No, I know, it's not conspiracy theories. - Well, my favourite one about the Titanic is, they swapped ships. - That's the Olympic and go Titanic. - Right, but they didn't. - They didn't, they didn't, they didn't. - They didn't, because look. - Listen, Shaun's job. - If, if, if the ship was empty, right, if the ship was empty, and it hadn't gone anywhere, right? It hadn't had a Paris none, you could have said, that Titanic was fucked, so they took the Olympia, or whatever it was called, or the Olympic, and put it in its place. But the claim is, is that when they were halfway through to Germany, they switched the ships. Like imagine trying to think everyone's belongings of one ship, and put it back on the another ship in the same place. You know, it's just impossible. It just sank, it just hit an iceberg, and it sank. And the reason all that people thought it is, is because they, they couldn't get them quick enough. The recovery operation wasn't quick enough. - That's it. Go on, let's see. - What is the one you deal with? - Look, look, a time, look, a time bomb, one of the cowl bunkers on fire, left Belfast. - So they say, he says at the end. - It's real. - Yeah. - It's not, it's true. - They made two identical ships, so it's plausible. It's not though. Look, you literally have to feel two thousand people in the gun. No, this is the ship, and they're gone. But me stuff's in a different room. But don't worry about that, this is the ship. But the amount of note taken, and memory you would need to shift everyone, and how did they get them all after thing? To get them back on to another one. And then move this massive ship that where nobody's watching, and put another one in its place. It doesn't make sense. - So, where it was you deal with it? - So, an awful lot of the recent, an awful lot of the recent ones, like, is just rubbish, 'cause it's pure politic and race, and I've listened to a phenomenal podcast, I genuinely recommend anyone that's listening to it. That's in the podcast, not just watching YouTube shows, and listen to people talk, and talk about sport, and everything of this, right? But there's a phenomenal podcast called The Doyfer. If you haven't listened to it, go and listen to it. It's brilliant. It's about the, it's about how Russian spies. - Oh, yeah, so that podcast, the original podcast was called The Doyfer, to Live in Doy and L.A. - The Live in Doy and L.A. - Yeah. - Was about a model. - Was the girl, was the girl who was a model and actress, and she was killed by the boyfriend, and the man went and tracked the whole thing. It was brilliant. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And then the second one was about a girl that we're missing as well, or are killed as well, isn't it? It's a really good podcast, but the tour series about Russians, isn't it? - This is about how the Russians have weaponized women in the spoil games, right? Which is essentially, they use their, they sell their, essentially, their prostitutes, and there's men ones as well, they're called. They have a name, I think the men are called swallows, and the women are called, I can't remember, they just go and listen, but it's brilliant, right? So, what, the idea of a deep state in all this type of stuff, like I think when you start listening to this, you realize that it just can't exist because people aren't intelligent enough, but there are actors involved across the world, and your man goes out the way to point it out that the Americans have the same, the English have the same, the Israelis have the same. All the countries that have undercover agents and spies and stuff utilize this because it's the simplest way or more or less to get to men who are in positions of high peril because they can't far from it, right? So, that's where I struggle with the, I struggle with the whole, that's it yeah. So, that's where I struggle with the whole deep state too, because it's just, it's got too many weaknesses, right? - What's the conspiracy? - Oh, how are you believing? - So, I don't know if they actually ever got to the mill. - Oh. - No, this is a touchy subject because me and Nealey play an awful lot of golf together, I'm your friend Nealey, and he says the same. But he still thinks it was Alden, he still thinks Bozal and this one is the best people ever. Only based on Bozal and getting out of a car outside of the hotel in America, he wears a road tree, watches this, fell at the same time, and a fella comes up and goes, "Well, Boz," and he calls a boy, but Alden in front of the hotel and goes, "Swear on the Bible, you enter the mill "and Bozal and just absolutely Malabogia, "man in the jar, riddick." So that's the Bozal is one of the best. - I will say I have huge love for Bozal and his lack of tolerance for anyone who doesn't like it. - Yes, no tolerance for anybody. - No, no, literally, I'm phenomenal. I love the man, I think he's brilliant, because of everything. - Every couple of weeks, you'll not see a video going, Bozal on the mitts, they weren't on the mill. - No, 'cause I don't say it out loud, so all the listening devices that we have, it doesn't sound like things, right? So it's like a-- - Yeah, you'll be having a problem to end off now. - No, that's why I don't say it out loud, I think it in my head, but I don't say it out loud now. - Is your phone in your head? - I do, now what's that I get? - Yeah, folks. - You ruined it now, they're listening all the time, right? - Yeah. - Bozal, I have to say, it's not that I don't think they got the mill, but I struggle with the concept that I've listened to so many podcasts and I love space and I love space travel and I love the space agencies, right? But there was so much riding on the USA getting to the moon ahead of Russia, right? If you think about it, 'cause Russia was ahead of them at the space race, they got to force the animal into space, they got to force man to orbit it, they were ahead of them, right? And then all of a sudden, Kennedy says, we're gonna put a man to the mill, we didn't set him out of time, and they managed to pull it out of the bag and get there. Like, no, I just keep going. - Is it the photos that goes up for you? 'Cause mine, on our last album, that was just what she was doing on the warehouse. - Now, look, and I've been to, I've been to, like, - I touched, I touched, I touched, I touched, I've been to the mill. - I've been to the mill. - Now, I've been to the mill, and that's exactly what it looks like in fairness to them. - So, I'm not saying all the mill landings were fake, right? But I do think the initial ones may have been to ensure that they were seen to land on the moon forest. Do you know what I mean? - Right, so can I ask a question then? 'Cause I don't pay any attention to the space, my life here, right? It's just the way he's the fucking time. But... - I love it, I love it, I love it. - I think it's the way he's the fucking time I live there. - Let me ask this one. I presume they have footage of this spaceship taking off. Spaceship, is that all even more to space? - Rocket. - Rocket, the rocket. Spaceship, there's a fucking ET who's driving there. So, do you have pictures of this rocket going up into the air, miles, miles, miles, miles, up, right? Now, when one of these comes back down, right? I'm sure they can't really sneak back to Earth, candy. - But you don't need to sneak back to Earth? - Well, you kind of do, because he goes up, why? Well, there you go up, right? There you go up, and then they come back down. - Yeah? - Right, so when they come back down, I presume there's footage of them come back down and getting out of the rocket. - No. - What is that? - So, the module, the sends back to Earth, parachutes open, lands in the sea, and then we climb the astronauts from the sea. - Right, and it's the footage of them being reclaimed from the sea, from the sea. - I'd need to go back and look up, but like, you don't have to-- - What I'm saying is, if they went up in that, and say they went up and said, "Look at that, "just go up a little bit." And when everyone thinks you're in space, we'll turn you around, drop you back here, we'll go into this warehouse and record, look, it's the main one. Give her a few days for you to get to there. You know, I'll get to the main one. But the thing is, they're not landing back in, we're not even going, fuck me. Is that a rocket coming back down? - The problem, and I said to you, I started leaning towards this when we don't want to struggle with it, right? The problem I have is, too many people would have known if it was staged, right? This is a bit that I can't marry up, right? Too many people would have known it was staged, and they would have come forward, and at some point, there would have been evidence that it was, right? But I just really struggled with the idea that they were able to put someone on the moon in suits that couldn't repel the radiation that would kill you, right? And I'm not even getting into the camera thing, 'cause the camera thing I think is easily explained, but the bit is the background radiation that exists in space, because there's no atmosphere to knock it off, and the lads have no bother. Lived into the '80s and '90s. Not a hint of-- - Maybe they were-- - Maybe they were. - Reversed psychology radiation. - Maybe that's what it is. But yeah, it's like-- - Oh, is anyone watching? - If anyone's watching, there is people watching, but anybody watching, if you have a conspiracy theory that you think is real, go the good conspiracy theory, try all the matters, 'cause I'm interested, because I think when you get there on to it, there's not many conspiracy theories that are in any way valid. You know what I mean? It's like when someone says to you, did you see a woman do it nowhere? Well, no, she didn't, and you just keep denying it, right? People like that fucking believe in conspiracy theories. Like, you might have an England on one, but if there's people out there that just think, "No, no matter what show to them, no, that's not true." Like, you know what I mean? They just don't like to fucking admit anything. The male one, I'll find, how do I argue, oil away, 'cause I haven't looked enough into it. The Titanic one is nonsense, and the 9/11 one, I'm sorry, but not a fucking help, in my opinion. - No, look, but I will say one thing, and it's not to deal with that. What drove me this was that I just, what drove me down this was they're gone. I actually don't believe that that trumpeting actually happened, right? Because the other thing that got to me was the other day, did you see before he turns up the Republican National Convention, he's out playing golf the next day? Under all cheering for my hotel room, and he wines into them, right? - Yeah. - And then he turns up the Republican convention with a big bandage on his ear, but he didn't have it when he's out playing golf. - Yeah, 'cause he's mad. Because it didn't happen, 'cause it's fake blood. Go on to your point, the whole thing is fake, it's not real, right? It's not real. - Listen, they're talking about a shooter, and someone else got killed, and someone else got injured. Now they're saying that where he shot him from was actually where the Secret Service were based to overlook the whole thing, and make sure that he's already, so he's literally sitting beside the Secret Service on a roof, gone. All right, that's, and then just opens up, you know what I mean? The biggest thing for me in the whole lot was the way they tried to get him out of the stage. Look, honestly, if they-- - No, I agree, but can't, do you see the distance they shot him from? - No. - There's a fella, 'cause Kev mentioned it. - 'Cause Kev mentioned it. - Yeah, 'cause Kev mentioned it, right? So leave Harvey Wildsworld was nine miles away from John F. Kennedy. I was able to shoot with magic bullets through a car, right? - Yeah. - This fella was 100 meters away. He was the length of a football pitch away from Trump out of height, with a sight on his gun, and couldn't hit him. It fell into Camp Milf. Like, he literally, and if you look him on the stage, he does at Milf, he just waves his hands around. - But in relation to where Trump is standing, looking into this podium, where is your man? Behind, directly behind him? - It's looking, no, it's staring him face on. - Oh, he's straight on to him. - Yeah. - Right, okay. Okay. - No, it just happens to be-- - I don't think it's really loud. I think in terms of the presidential election in America, I think it's an absolute, it's an absolute, like, just stroke of genius. But he literally supported his feet up until November and go, "Yeah." Let your man say, "We want you." A man's walking around and called you, right? The Ukrainian president, Putin, and then, you know, all sorts of madness, like, and he just win the election. That's what's going to happen. - TV says, "Does a man run about Paul McCartney apparently "doing the car crash in 1966 to beat as an M.O.E. "forever a place to where local oaks or fans were in the straw?" - The local oaks thing, the local oaks thing I can almost buy into, 'cause do you remember when Ryan applied for Liverpool and then he went to Bayern Munich, and he got a bit heavy, and then he disappeared for a few weeks, and then the fellow who appeared saw to look like Ryan about one of Ryan. - My latest one is that M. Javi Simmons off Holland looks exactly like Philip Githigno. - Yeah, I'll give you that one. So, the other thing about that, and that certainly means to the other conspiracies here, but it's not really conspiracies. We mentioned it before on a pod ages and age ago, but remember the Mandela effect? - Yes. - So, this is where we all remember something, and then somebody comes along and says, "That's not right, that's wrong." And everyone goes, "Oh, yeah, right, that's wrong." So, it's like the bit that always gets to me is, "I grew up watching Star Wars." And that Vader says to Luke Skywalker, "No, Luke, I am your father, right?" But now they say, "He never said that." So, I'm like, "This was in the 80s, 90s, "this was the most famous loin anyone who even didn't watch "the movie could quote this loin, "because that was the whole moment of the move "where everything changes, right?" And they go, "Nah, didn't say that." And they're like, "What? "Nah, didn't say that." - Did he say it, though? - He did, I don't know what the film he said. He would 100% say that, right? And then they might have redubbed it later on, just to make us all think we've gone mad. But this is part of the boy who can draw experiments or carry it out in the Philadelphia experiment. - You see, I've never seen a Star Wars soul. But like, it's just, so it's, I'm just there going, like the Mandela Effect for me is just-- - Actually, it's fully on board with the Mandela Effect. - Yeah. - But the Mandela Effect isn't a bad thing. Like, the only way it's bad is, like, say for everyone's sake, as an artist person, take it tally a 90, right? Tally a 90. But you're far and away at the three greatest weeks in this country's history, right? The best three weeks in this country's history. Whatever, shadow of them, right? And you, you know, the only way the Mandela Effect is when you get someone going, and you know what we were doing? We were doing this and people were like, oh, say it was great. And then someone comes on and goes, no, that actually didn't happen then. We didn't, we went in that poll. We were in, somewhat upholding. Like, I really wanted the fucking story. Like, everyone's having a bit of crack. The only problem with the Mandela Effect is when someone really wants a good story. Do you know what I mean? - Yeah. - Forget memory and all. It's just fellas gone. Well, actually, no, we actually weren't there at the time. And Nick wasn't with us. And it turns out, and I go like, what's your fuck off? He's telling a story. He's out of the bit on. You're going to lie with it. You know, but the Mandela Effect is, the Mandela Effect isn't an effect. It's just dickheads that the story that he wanted to really want to go start. - But it's just, no, it's just like, it's happened. And then it turned around until it didn't happen. And that's why we all started going to hang on a second. Is there something going on that we need to know about what he won't tell us about? It's like what he said about Area 51, right? - Yeah. - Says Area 51. It's like, hang on a second now. - Why won't you tell us what's there at this stage? Cause there's no aliens. Where do we need to, where do we need to make it, right? - So Pete's having a breakdown. - Pete, not Airbnb. This Pete says, he totally said the field, George Luke was fucked up the films. Hand solo, shot forced. The fact that it was changed, boils my piss. (laughs) Oh, he's having a fucking break. Oh, I'm definitely, do you know what? I'm calling this podcast, having a breeze. Cause I've been to talk about the set. I haven't a fucking breeze with this fellow at the same here. What are you talking about? Same thing with Snow Wases, actually. The lawyer I remember is Mira Mira on the wall. He was the fairest of them all. But they've said that's not really either. - That's what they said. - But Luke, we're only short of saying, well, Tony Bruce will never said you be coy a motherfucker at all, ever. - Didn't annoy TV. (coughs) - Yeah, but they don't sense the humor. You definitely said it on your TV. You know what I mean? - It's not about things like it. It's not about the, what they call the watershed. I think they had to just look arabically toyed. You couldn't swear before, but you could swear it after. - Not in the clock, wasn't it? It still is, isn't it? - After the news, you can't swear before the news. - Still is. Do you know what I heard? I heard a great one to do the day where there was, I think it was a game on or a football game or whatever it was, but they were worried that it was gonna go in text to tell him, you're gonna have to cut away from the match during the fucking game, because on RTAD, you had to do the Angeles. Did you see that? - No. - There was some Spartan event done and whatever time it was running at, and it ran over time. And they were genuinely worried that if this goes on, they're gonna have to cut the Spartan, not cut the Spartan event, but cut the footage for one minute where the Angeles was played and then straight back into it. You know what I mean? Still, but this is as you guys are ruining all of our memories. - Well, like, we're not really on them, but just, like, I'm going to sign, like, just believe what you want. Do you know what I mean? - If it's more cracking your own head, fair enough. - It's just, I just, I struggle with it now. - Come here, the Olympics are a couple of weeks. - That's another, that's another conspiracy theory. - Well, you've been, you've been talking for age, but the Olympics can't have them fucking spots. I still get rid of them. Now, we're not gonna do them all 'cause we're half an hour into an hour show, right? - Well, do you want to give me five spots in the Olympics that shouldn't commence in whatever is two weeks away, or whatever fucking stats? What's part of the Olympics should they go? Nah, listen, more war games than Olympics. Anyone that's listening to us know what the world games is? - Horse dancing. - Now, hold on, if it was in the, if it was in the world games, they'd call it a horse dancing, but it's called, - It's not a horse, it's a dressage. - It's a dressage, it's called, isn't it? - Yeah. - Yeah. - No, but in the world, so anyone that does know what the world games is, if you'd probably been into the, into the Google machine, world games, where was it on the last time? Birmingham, - Birmingham, Alabama. - Bam, fantastic. So, check it out and see the spots that are listed, and they literally take spots that are normal spots and just rename them and go, "Yeah, this is a new spot, exact same thing." But dressage, our horse dancing, as you like to call it, I agree with you. It's not an Olympic spot. - Why? - There's nothing, there's nothing in that that tells me, do you know what, that's completely and utterly athletic, and it's not, it's fucking simply, isn't it? - I don't care, I don't care, I don't care. I got the point, maybe in 1896, in the Olympic games, in Athens, right? When they had to go round in horses. But sure, if that's the case, it's like, why don't they get feathers to do donuts in their cars nowadays? 'Cause it was about how you control your horse and how brilliant you are controlling your horse, 'cause if you had to ride in the back or something like that. - It's like that one where, no, I don't like the athletic story, not the athletics, I like the gymnastics. I think some of the things I do on gymnastics is fucking, like, how they can control what you do this time. - Well, there's one way you're standing in the square, right, and you have a piece of plastic in your hand, and there's like a big fucking string behind you. And you have to whip this thing around and make noise designs in the air with this string. While you do some sort of ballet sort of milves, that should be in the Olympics. - You mean the, it's the rhythmic gymnastics? - It's a piece, it's like-- - Where you have the streamers and the balls, and the gums. - No, it's just a streamer, and you just fucking wave it around, and then you land the ground, and the big dramatic thing, and the end and go. I never go, oh, what a performance, I look, performance. I've seen people do that on fucking weddings, that till in the morning, where the strings are of a parody pop, like, this isn't the Olympics, like, oh, it says, "Gultrub Me in the Olympics," and it's called on a farm, correct? Gultrub Me in the Olympics, full stop. Do you know what I mean? It's like-- - Yeah. - And snooker in the Olympics. The Olympics is about athletes. Like, out and out athletes, race 'em. Do you know what I mean? Lift and heavy stuff. It's a different thing to, you know, I would consider Gultrub's athletes, right? The air now with it is, they're definitely athletes, but they're not athletes to the point where, you know, they're on a pair with people that are lifting-- - I think-- - 200 kilos. That's an athletic, that's a-- - Anything book half, anything that involves dancing shouldn't be the Olympics. - Dance and swimmers can do one to Steve Crowley. - That's the synchronous-- - Synchronize. - Yeah, I agree. Only thing that involves dancing is not a sport, it's a dance. - Dance is not. It's extremely dark, you're really-- - You're really, yeah. - So horse dancing. - Horse dancing. Gymnastic dancing. - Swimming dancing. - Swimming dancing. - Swimming dancing. Gone. - Yeah, stringy. - Party, papa, wedding dancing. - That's, that's world games. - Oh, it's 100% world games. - Really? - It's 100% world games. - But like-- - Now. - Go on. - No, no, no, no. Let me just tell you, don't get stupid, I mean, you're not the one I need to track in fields. Are you taking them now? - Someone on my hand. - So the sprinting the hurdles, the 1,500 meters, the steeple chase, the call it, where the-- - Oh, you don't think-- - The water and stuff like that. - What? - I don't think we need to have our distances. - But no, but there is people that like to run forward in the numbers, right, and that's fine. - That grand. - But that's-- - That's grand. - That's athletics, that's the thing, like, I don't, like, that one where they put the big ball to their chin. Shop, what, is it? - Shop, yeah. - Yeah. - That's an Olympic spot. - You think? - Yeah, it's not. No, we can-- - If we have javelin and disc is thrown, why do we have to have ball thrown? - Because that's part of the Olympics, going back to so many from the start. Like, that's all you had to do. - What about ball on the chain thrown? If you've got ball thrown, why do you ball on the chain thrown? - What's that one called? - So you've got hammer? - Yeah, no, I've no problem on the chain thrown. Because Dave Martin of a place in the Olympics, Dan. Tennis. - Mmm, no, I'm gonna say, right? I'm gonna disagree. - The super discipline said they have skateboarding. They don't have breakdancing. There's no way there's breakdancing in the Olympics. - I think breakdancing is in the Olympics. - Would you fuck off? - Yep, yep. - Well, that hasn't-- - Yeah, and it's not in. I'm disappointed, 'cause that was one of the best war games sports that I watched so, it's a disappointment. But yeah. - There can't be breakdancing. There can't be breakdancing in the fucking Olympics. - Yeah. They're just, that's like musni-community games. - 100%. - So that has to go. - Like, I don't disagree with you, like, this is to me. So there's certain things that need to go, right? So I'm going, anything artistic. So artistic gymnastics, which is how to do it, artistic swimming, that has to go, right? This tree by tree basketball, why do they need tree by tree basketball when they have basketball? - Yeah, yeah, that's it. - Right? - 'Cause that's just for the fucking fellas that didn't make the main teams. - Yeah, then they have softball and baseball. What is that-- - I know, no. - They're not Olympic sports. - They're not Olympic sports. Breakdancing, by the way, is in the Olympics this year. So like, I don't see the point, I just don't see the point. And trampoline, would you keep trampoline in? - No, no, we all trampoline out the back with a few points on us, but we don't fucking deal with going, I think I can make the Olympics. The Olympics is the floor to see if you're on the end when you're on a trampoline. - Like BMX, race and BMX freestyle. - No. - Keep them in. - No, they're extreme sports, don't I? No, this is a very simple way to put it. The Olympics, you should be able to hold the vast majority of the Olympic sports in one stadium. - Cricket. - No, it's not a fucking Olympic sport. - So can I put a line that I was going to call anything that has its own World Cup, right? - Yeah. - Shouldn't be an Olympic. - No, no, listen, if you go back to the Olympics in 1992, right? - Yeah. - Barcelona, Liverpool, Christie, all the lads, right? - What I can remember from that is that you had, no boxing, I give you, it's gone a long time in the Olympics, I give you that, right? Because that's not artistic, that's fine, right? I give you that, right? 'Cause wrestling, I would give you wrestling, right? I would give you the gymnastics, right? And the floor and stuff like that, but I'm not having your own fucking Iron Man swinging around the bleeding thing, right? rugby seven, someone says, no, listen, when you go to build an Olympic village, it should be a stadium, no, it should be a stadium, right? It should be an arena for boxing, and an arena for athletics, or for gymnastics. That's it, the rest can fuck off. - So, I'm gonna ask her, right? So, come here to me. - Hold on, Ashley says, break dancing is just called breaking now, can't be. - Yeah, yeah, it's called breaking. - So, to my point, right, I'm gonna stand over this, if you already have a World Cup slash, a World Championships, right? - Yeah. - Do you not think they should be out of the Olympics? 'Cause the Olympics should be the pinnacle of that sport. - Correct? - Yeah. - So, like, I would happily take football over, right? - Yes. - Because football has the World Cup, right? - Yeah. - Okay. - Swimming, I would allow swimming in. Yeah, swimming's good. Yeah, that's an Olympic sport. - But it's the pinnacle. It's the Olympic, when we were talking about the greatest, the pinnacle, we were talking about some of the greatest, I mean, we were talking about Moica Phillips, and he was the greatest Olympic athlete of all time. And I'm happy to say it because that's the pinnacle of what we're talking about, right? So, I think anything involving rugby, baseball, basketball, football, American football, anything that has its own-- - Tennis. - I'd even-- - Tennis. - Golf. - Yeah. - Anything that already has an established World Cup, World Championships, whatever you want to call it, right? I'd even say something-- - Oh, basically, basically, the way you look at it is, that has a vocal, well, the way you should look at this is, and you've said it, the pin of cricket, the pinnacle, right? So, I'm telling you now, if you have a golfer that wins the Olympics and he wins the Open, right? Or the Masters, right? There's two biggest majors, right? He's 100% valuing the Masters, or the Open, more than the Olympics. The Olympics simply isn't the pinnacle. Rowing, says, yeah, I'm all right, we're wrong. No problem with that. No problem with it. Because, look, listen, you're not gonna watch the Olympics now, and then go, Jesus, when is the next round World Cup on? You're not gonna do that. - No, but I'd say to you, track cycling should be in the Olympics, right? And of all the ones, that should be in, because that's the one you already go round and-- - Yes, the Velodron. - And it's the one with the track. - Yeah, because that is, the pinnacle of track cycling is the-- - It is, that's-- - But the pinnacle of road cycling is the Tour de France. - So, is there road racing in this place as well? - Yep. - Oh, God. - Right, but this, to me, to me this is where, should I go canoeing? The only time I pay attention to canoeing is in the Olympics. So that stays. - That's the water when they're flying down. - Where they go down? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Go flying down, right? That's a bit of crack. And when you look at it, that's mad, isn't it? But there's no one watching every-- - But it's not like you're going on. - Jase, I don't know what to watch tonight. The Euros are the fucking, you know, the canoeing world cup on there and bleeding, jabralte. Or do you know what? I'll type the football, 'cause no one knows anything about round. It turns up now once in the Olympics, 'cause that's the sport it's for. That's what it's made for. - Exactly. And it's even like judo and krazi on giving them the Olympics, because that's whenever you-- - Yeah. - You turn around at eight o'clock in the morning and they're knocking their head off, you go, "That's mad, isn't it?" - Yeah, but again, like nobody is, I don't think anyone's going around, going, "Where is the judo World Cup on?" - No. - If you win a medal in the Olympics, it's very simple, you've put it right, it's very simple. Unless you win an Olympic medal is the absolute pinnacle of your sport, your sport should be in it. - Yep. - That's hard. - Yep. - I'm sorry. - I don't, I don't, I'm delighted with that. - Let's go on, we'll get on to the lads. - Yeah, we'll have to-- - Can I ask them? - And we'll ask them to put some, like, can we put the canoe marathon from the World Games into it, where you don't know where you're going to finish? - Tom says, "God, you make some, George. "You're out gone six months." But what I'm saying is like, it makes it a much more manageable Olympics, much more enjoyable, and you'd focus on those sports that you don't actually see, because what you're happening now is, you're getting people going and going, "I don't know what's the football "and the tennis and the guys in the Olympics." And like, the poor constantly on the archery, you don't get a lookin'. Do you know what I mean? Anyway, I think we've started in the Olympics, so can we move on, 'cause we've only 15 minutes left? - Yeah, go on. - Four parages on holiday. What is the fucking crack with them? - Now, are you in the camp? Are you out with the camp? - I'm firmly, firmly out of the camp. - Thank God, 'cause I taught you we're in the camp and I was gonna go-- - No, let me make-- - Let me take this-- - Can I take my hammer? - Okay, I went for it. - I went for it. - And then I'm gonna make this very clear. - I went the way, all right? And when I go away, I don't possess four parages. I've stopped the illness in probably 20. Right, 20 years of age, right? Probably, yeah, but around that, right? I think I've been about one once and bought me daughter one at the same time, right? When she was about four, right? So I think the last of the poetry I had was the black on the wall around 2040, somewhere around then, right? So that would be, I would be mid-torted, but before I'd, I can't remember the last one. Anyway, it doesn't matter. When I go on holiday, I would never, in the world of dreams, think I'm gonna bring a football jersey with me, right? And I was going away, and I said to myself, I want that many football jerseys you'll see over here, because the euros are on, right? So I expected, maybe a, I was going away on the knockout stage, but maybe you'll see an England one, maybe I'll see you. France one, maybe a Germany, bubble, bubble. - Yeah, yeah. - And there's always one jersey. And one set of fans that, and listen, each and around, do what you want, but there's always one set of fans that no matter where they go, they have to be absolutely decked out in their club colors. What club do you think that is? They go on holiday, and every time I go on holiday, I notice I go, fuck me. Wherever you go, these fellas are decked out with jerseys, shorts, socks, fucking towels, you name it. It's always there. - Are you gonna say you know your fans? It's not your new fans. It's not an English fan. - Is there a preference? - No. - It's range. - From Dutch fans. - It's ranges. - It's ranges. - Right? - Yeah, but like. - Now, hold on. I got talking to a couple of lads over there, Rangers fans from Scotland. Some of the noises fellas are talking, absolutely sound, we're talking about the euros and all, but I couldn't help notice when I was sitting down at dinner. Like, oh, Jesus, there's another Rangers jersey. There's another Rangers chain on top. There's a fella with Ranger shorts on. There's a fella with the Union Jack fucking thing. And it's like, they're American, they're fucking, they're territory. You know what I mean? And I'm looking goin'. That must be the other selfie fans around here or somethin' are just to make it, you know what I mean? It's like, Jesus, I can't go around the Rangers jersey in case someone with a selfie jersey that holds up on my fucking, you know, they are the jersey, you know, you don't. Absolutely madly, but, and the funny thing is, they're the worst things in the world to wear in the sun. They're made of nylon, they don't breed on you. You're literally sittin' them and you sweat that hits out yourself all fuckin' day. And one, boy, you're bringing them. And two, why are you persistent to sit in these fuckin' things in the sun all day? Is it, I don't know, is it a show of strength? I really don't know. But I was talking to a few of the lads over there and they were Rangers fans. They were lovely fellas, lovely lovely fellas. I'm not talkin' about England and Scotland and somethin' there. But, you know, I just couldn't get over it. I just could not get over it. People in the, dah, he, in fuckin' in the jerseys. And by the way, before people go, "Oh, I know I just fellas lagging out rangers." I know, because on the way home, right, I got on the plane and there must have been a group of 20 fellas coming home somewhere. Obviously, the oil and oil was on. And every single one of them had no, not the county jersey, young. They're local GAA jersey on comin' home, right? From all over fuckin' Galway with the looks of it. And I was like, "Well, like, imagine goin' away, right?" And saying to yourself, "No, I'll bring me fuckin' "me jersey, the club jersey with me." And I keep a nice and fuckin' clean for that plane oil home. That would be the case. When I get off and double in the airport, they get on a fuckin' bus to go the Galway while you will look at the bollocks. I mean, where do you wanna? Listen, how do I put this? - We need to edit the videos, are there just out of you? - Nah, nah, nah, nah. Yeah. Um, like, no man over the age of 11 should wear a full jersey. - No, I don't, listen, I don't mind, I don't mind people wearing it. - I give it a license, I give it a license. Here, come here to me, I give it a license, right? The only time you should wear a full ball jersey is if you are at a football match, supporting the team, right? - Well, and even if it was always a way to do it. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, say no, but say no, it was a way in August, second toward week in August, I go away and you walk into a pub and everything I play in fuckin' Chelsea, right? - I have no problem if someone puts that, that jersey on and goes down and watches the match. That's probably what they do every week. They probably go to the ground, they go to the pub and put the jersey on. I've no issue with that. What I'm saying is out of sea to deck yourself with all the gear. Like it's, I really don't know what's always a part of it. - I actually genuinely think, think, think. I genuinely feel, think, that, the Dutch do it right, right? That they aren't necessarily wearing jerseys, they just pick the color. So you can tell the Dutch people, 'cause they just wear orange when they go anywhere, right? But they've got a range of different, it's not a jersey, it's just orange. So you go, ah, there's the Dutch lads, that's grand. Look at those lads over there, orange, right? I didn't want to see what an orange t-shirt on holidays. There's six foot two and they're sort of blondie and they're wearing an orange t-shirt. What's the fourth thing that comes into your head? Dutch lads, Dutch lads, right? And it's just, if you see anyone wearing an orange top you really are thinking to yourself, it's probably a Dutch fellow over there. There you go. - I just couldn't get any fucking head around it. And I was actually thinking to myself, it's pretty seasoned start. Are people, is that much just going on? You know, it's fucking, I don't know, maybe I'm overreacting it. - So, I just think there's times and places. So if it's the World Cup or you're at the Euros or something like that, and you want to wear your jersey to support your team, absolutely fine. That's, I'll give you the pass on that one, right? And the other time, there's no excuse. There's absolutely no excuse. And I'd even go, like, if you wanted to wear something that represents your fandom, that's fine. But go for some of the nice leisure work. You know, like the training where it isn't in branded, like you don't think you're part of the team. You know, if you want to just put a nice t-shirt which are crest or something, if you're that way inclined, absolutely, that's fine. It's not in your face. It's not, it's not heavily branded. You don't think you're one of the team lads who just happens to have a day off pre-season training and go for a two-week holiday to Mallorca and just, and drink as much as you possibly can. Going down to your, oh, you can eat buffet and sitting there with your football jersey, thinking that, you know, your parrot, you're not going to get the call up. No one's going to ring it. Particularly when you go up, past the age of 16, if you haven't got the call up at that stage, then not getting the call up at that point in time, right? - I don't know. Like, this podcast is about us thinking about stuff that annoys us or intrigues us, you know, you're seeing your day, that's just... Too many, too much clothes that you can wear. And that doesn't involve you having to try dress up as a football. - It's a bit of a dress up thing, isn't it? - But that gets me on to me next day, right? - Right. - When you're going to get 40s. - Yeah. - Right? I was thinking about this the other day. Do you start, do you start? Like, I don't know what the word is. Do you start prioritizing comfort over style? Well, I'm nearly in my 50s, so it's like, you know, I'm still in your 40s. I'm just clinging on for a day or life at this stage in my 40s. And do your prioritized comfort over style? - Absolutely. - Listen, 'cause I'll tell you what... - I'm not out to impress anyone, go on. - No, and that's the thing, it's not even that. It's not even to oppress somebody. So, I'm going through the stage now, where I'm, I can't even believe I'm saying this, right? Bring on to the stage in a minute, where, when I go with the boy runners, right? I'm really looking gone. Wonder how comfortable they are. First thing I think of, where as I usually go, I'm going to buy a new pair of Adidas. I was never an air max man. Never an air max man, right? Never really was. It was an awful lot of Adidas went on, right? And you do, I buy a pair of these for a day, look really nice, and they went kind of gone. Just like, I bought these pair of shoe runners a while ago, and he may suggest a boy in them. He said, look, if you've got to be a walker and stuff, boy this, right? They're called, hulk, hate you. - Hulk on a, hulk on a, hulk on a, that's the, who they are, they, land the floor. So I've worn them for a trial runner. They specialize in trial runners. - Right. - They speed, go. - I bought a pair of these. - It's the best trial runner out there. - I bought a pair of these, right? - No, the runners I bought, right? I blew. They blew, I had the money, they're fucking blew, right? - That's the blue bondoise. - Blue, we're going to the yellow. - Bondoy, I bet you they're, they're out of Bondoise. - They're lovely, right? - Go on. But the thing is, like, but the thing is, right? Like people are saying they're sketches. I couldn't bring me to have the boy pair of sketches, right? - You're still about 10 years too, y'all, but you will. - But, do you know what really hit me? Do you know what really hit me, right? I bought these blue runners and I thought, I blew them a bit out there, fuck it. I wear shorts an awful lot of the time, I mean, so it doesn't matter what you're really wearing your feet. So, you know, and I've worn them with jeans, I've worn them with fucking, I just wear them and everything 'cause they're comfortable, right? But you know what really got me to the day? I came home holiday and I said to myself, I didn't buy myself a pair of runners going holiday, which I usually would. I usually buy a nice boy pair of runners going holiday and I'll like the fuck on some side. But the thing is, right? I looked up these hulkers, I said, they're really good, I might buy another pair, they're about 150 quid a pair. But they last a fucking ever, right? And I looked up these pair, right? And they were called, how get Salimar in, it was like coral blue and butterfly was the color. - That's perfect. - Right? - Perfect. - Right? - What else would you want? - And they were like this dark, talk-oisy green with black. And when I looked at them and said, I said, oh, I love a pair of them, they're gorgeous. It stopped me in me tracks. It stopped me in me tracks and went, fuck me. You were literally looking at them and thinking, my gorgeous, if I handed them to me self, three years ago, in me torties, I went, would you fuck off, you think I'm wearing that? So those that become where you just boy past the color and the design for, I don't even know. - I totally recommend these Adidas dad runners, right? They're phenomenal. Look at the size of the heels of them, the size of the coaster, they are brilliant, right? And I got them on Amazon for 40 euro, right? So you can still take yourself away and I do that. - Adidas dad runners. - Yeah, yeah. Super comfy Adidas dad runners for people who used to wear Samba's in their twenties. That's what, that's the name, right? That's what you need to go with. And at Amazon prime day, you'll pick them up for 41 euro, rack them up, we're gonna get myself a loose blue pair before I go, that's, it's not Hakka, it's Hakka Salimars, right? - So it's H-O-K-A and then Salimars, S-O-L-O-M-A-I. - But Hakka Salimars sounds like a deadly player, we should say it's a stop. It does, but I just can't be thinking, and you know what, that was worrying. When I would stop me selling tracks, I went fuck, what are you dealing with? It didn't, do you know what, do you know how bad it got? They hadn't got me so is, do you know what I don't? I put myself on a waiting list for when they come back in the stock. - For when they come back? - Yeah, and, and they emailed Hakka and said, "Come here," gave them the name and went, "What's the chance of them coming back into stock? 'Cause I see that they're a 20, 20, three model." And they went, "They might, they might not, "just keep your eye on the list." And then they asked me, "Would you like to sign up for our newsletter?" Which gives us, you know, special offers. And, you know, I went, "Yes, yes, I do." Because I, I think I feel like I'm fully committed to the Hakka raising. - What's the easier? - An A. - And do you have to be like the blue colour? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 'Cause that was for the colours. - No, I'm just saying they have, they have all the colours, they have a lovely green colour there. - No, no, no, no, I want, I want to just salivate it in the, in the, - Chinos. - In the fucking, what did they call it? Something blue, what did they call it? - They're only, they're only 124 of euro on their website, it's both. - Yeah, they don't, they're only 124 of, but, what? - New colour, what? - It's a new colour. It's black and lettuce. - No, no, no, no, this is an old one, this one. - What do you mean, black and lettuce? - No, no, I'm not, I'm not saying they go. - You need to go with black and lettuce. I want you to get a pair of words that's lettuce. - But you don't really feel like doing it. I feel like buying these, right? And then going on to fucking JD's bar, to go and give me the fucking, noises pair of the heavy idea that you have, just to balance me life out. - Sorry, just so that you can, book it. - Yeah, see, so everything's going on to my pair of rooms, I'm gonna end up having to spend about 250 quid, just to balance me life out. - So, but this is the problem, I think what, the problem is that if you see someone in the 40s trying to rock a kill pair of runners, right? They just look like somebody who's trying to cling on to it and age where they don't fit anymore. - People over, I would say, 30 in blue jeans and asic runners makes me skin crop. I'm not gonna lie to you. It makes me fucking skin crop. And if they have the asic runners, you know what the only woman is fucking laces in them? - Oh, I can't feel, I can't. And if you go with the noises pairs in the wall, I just have to get away from them. - Look after, you're not meant to wear asic runners with jeans. They're not designed to be warm with jeans. They don't even have a leisure range, it's designed for a runner. Like a mythical shot for a runner. - No, they shot for a runner. - This is what I'm saying to you. - Yeah. - Do you know what I mean? - Yeah. - If you look, you're saying bald coming in with a spikes on, and a pair of them wranglers. Do you know what I mean? It's just wrong, do you know what I mean? - No, it's not wrong. - So part of me is the school's the way well people put in their feet, but I'm starting to fall into this net where they're there. Look, I'll send you the picture. They're actually gone off their website now. It's just mad, it's just madly. - I've been like, I have to say now with my advancing age, I've started to notice I'm gone. Do you know how I prefer wearing these jeans? Those are jeans, and what are you saying? - I'm like, hey, I'm jeans. - I just shook myself to the other hand, I was like, what's gone wrong with you? - You want to see me tryna get away early? A dressy pair of shorts, not even dressy, like just a nice pair of shorts. Do you know what I mean? Where do you see me in El Camargas at 10, but I'm like, no, it's still warm enough though, and it'll be fucking freezing, and it'll be still trying to get the shorts on. - I do wear loafers a fair bit when I'm going around. So it's like, that's just, but no sucks. - No, I can't do it. And then you see these people, these fucking moles of sandals with the big fucking gray socks with the black tips on the way out. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I have moles for when I want to look dressy in my shorts, with my shorts and the whole look, 'cause you have to have the whole vibe, right? So that's the way I roll. - Yeah, well, look, I don't give a bollocks to those vibes, to be honest with you. - A rank trev, and that's what you tell me you have to do, so. - Oh, but listen, trev's over in the fucking acolloid, and I think he's up to being put over there, and I'm winning this, but the H, that's what I'm doing. - He takes a lot of fucking pictures of another angle, that fucking beach is over, look. I swear, I'll search, I'll leave you with trev. - Do you know, just before we finished, there was something that crapped into me today, 'cause the bears signed the two four-shrown picks, and I was looking at their tails, and I was trying to get my head-- - Did you remember the football there, were we? - No, no, I was just trying to get my head around, relatively, what that would be like for a footballer, right? And then I was surprised at how small the tails that the lads are actually selling there, right? So I was taking, if you take Mosela's 350 grand a week, right? - Yeah. - And you do that, and you do that over three years, that only walks out of 54 and a half million euro, or 54 and a half million still, right? - Right. - And you look at the money that these lads are getting in America. You know, the top lads, don't talk about the top lads, 'cause this is what I'm trying to compare it to. And the footballers are, look, we always give it, though, look at the amount of money they're getting, the mad amount. In real terms, Gav, for a sport that generates more money than the American sports, the top players are still not paid at the level that the top American sports that leads are played. Isn't that mad? Look, if you take your man signing today, he essentially picked up 187 and a half grand a week, forced to have a contract in professional sports. He's an 187 and a half grand a week, guaranteed for four years. - But the TV deals over America are monstrous. - But it's still relative. - Oh, you know, they're still top lads, sports people, but, like, yeah, no, the money given to players in America is like fucking madness, like, compared to both of them. - But the thing is, and the thing is like, when you look at football, you kinda go, he's on 15 million a year. In 15 million a year, this can't, and then you look and you go, defend America 'cause I'm 50 million a year. Like, you don't give a fuck with it, you know what I mean? - So, if you were to put most sale at an 150 million pound contract over three years, would you be similar to say what LeBron James got, or somebody like that, in the NBA, right? And a max deal, he'd be picking up 961,000 pounds a week. Right? - Yeah. - That's the equivalent. Imagine the field that the press would have, would have to get back. - Right? - Yeah, but, what'd you see? - So, what I'm saying is the Saudi Arabia were just playing the market value of the lads when they were selling them all. - No, what I'm doing is, like, when it comes to the Saudis, like, they're trying to build an infrastructure around football, they're just trying to implant football into Saudi Arabia, and that's what it costs. Do you know what I'm saying? If you look at the Americans, the Americans actually have built something. You know, people will laugh at the MLS and stuff like that, but they've actually built it in the last 24 years, where they've made sure that your own players come through. They've made sure that the top end players, I think that might be loosening a little bit over the last couple of years, especially when you look at Miami and here they have, but they're basically saying, yeah, you can swing, who you want, but you must have this amount of American players, and you can only say, pay over this amount for three players and stuff like that. Whereas the Saudis are just gonna, listen, we're just gonna, we need to manufacture a football league and just drop it right in the middle of Saudi, you know? - Yeah, yeah. - All just so they can go and keep continuing to take over sports in the West, and use what you've done in Saudi as a great example of how good they are, and look, you know what I mean? We've been talking about this in 20 years, fucking time, 'cause it'll still be going on, so. - No, no, no, I'm just, it's interesting when you stack up, as I said to you, well, American sports, the top end of American sports, players get paid in comparison to the top end of what is a global sport, and you realize that they're still not even halfway there to what those that are getting, it's mad. - It's mad, it's mad, Gavin, so it's, it's, you like the midfielders getting, they're midfielders, they're equivalent to midfielders, are getting more money than the best players in Europe are getting paid, which is, to me, I think it's quite crazy. - I know, that's all, it just cropped into my mind just before we came on, in terms of what was there, so having a brace. - Having a brace, that's what we're going to do on the podcast. I am walking on getting those air fades to travel out on, and then you can edit them and do whatever you want when you put them up and whatever you want. - I was going, loving the Tour de France at the moment, one of the best of what's brilliant. - Yeah, I'd love to be interested, but I just can't get any head around fast. - And then I was watching the triathlans as well, 'cause I'm gearing up now for the Olympics, getting into the triathlans, watching the Irish lads, and now it's fantastic, fantastic. What brilliance, what athleticism? - I would switch off, I would switch off and sport a little bit, now I'm just ready to privilege this to happen. - And how's the transfers going? - Nothing happened, nothing happened. - Nothing happened, I think. - We are over here, that has been, I think we're going to call it having a brace, but that has been episode two of having a brace, 'cause we've done a pilot, then we've done the force, and then we've done this one, and we're only calling this one the second one, and then, yeah, it'll be available on air timeline, and then as soon as we get ourselves started, we'll put our tree up on the new timeline, and then we're not going to do social media. We're not going to talk about it. - There's no point. - There's no point, just enjoy ourselves, we don't need to be. - And if anyone has any people that they'd like us to bring on to have the chats, let us know, we'll get the one. - Yeah. - And he wants to come on. - Yeah, you know, when I met Raze, I met Raze, Raze once, come on. - Yeah, I met Raze, I met Raze, I met Raze. - Steve, Steve, Steve, oh, we might get a needle gray, he's been back there on the rounds, apparently. - He reappeared. - But the thing is, I want people as well that have never been on a podcast with us. - Yeah? - You know, look, I want them, just mad people that are going for a crack. - Let's just have something interesting to talk about, like conspiracy theories. - All we want to get the fella that wrote the books about Steve Bruce. - Yeah, to me, look, that's the one that I want to get him on, like, 'cause we have to ask him about, what was his inspiration? What's his inspiration to study this as a... - Yeah. - As a... - I think we know him, not to be known. We have his Twitter handle. - He had his Twitter handle and he's an Irish fella, and it's like, "Come on, "I want to tell us about Steve, Steve Bruce." - And then what we do is, I might just start looking randomly through Instagram and go, "Hey, look a bit mad. "Come on, do you want to come on a podcast?" And we see where we go, right? - Let's have a chat. - Right, that hasn't been, haven't been for this week. - Oh, come here, can I say one thing, right? Actually, for any of us listening, and you might try it out. So, I'm going to be doing, or we're going to be setting up a fantasy football for my charity team, right? - Is this fantasy American football? - No. - Premier League? - Yeah. - Okay. - Right? - It's going to be 20-year-old to enter. - Yeah. - 10-year-old is going to employ his money, and 10-year-old is going to go to charity, right? And aim here is to try and get 100 people into the fantasy football league, right? - You get a thousand for your team. - Yeah. - Right. - Right? - Yeah. - So, you've got to set up? - Steve was the owner, right? That's what I want to get, I'm going to say, this is what I want to tell you the same way. - Tell Steve, to text me the league cult. - Yeah. - And I'll pass it around everybody and say, it's 20-year-old, 10-year-old. And so, when it takes all episode. - I'd imagine so. So, we'll just, whatever. - Okay. - Yeah, sound. We do that. We'd absolutely do that. That'll be for the Laurel Lynn Hospice. Right. That has been, what do we call them again? Oh, having a brace. Having a brace. - Having a brace. - I'll have to watch. - We get used to doing that. - I'm off to watch. I'm actually off to watch videos and helmets. (laughs) - Ah, so many fuckin' Toba meanings there. (laughs) But, I hope you've enjoyed it. We've covered pop tarts, playing football on the field. Jersey's why they're on holiday. Comfortable shows. Fuckin' most of the sports out of the Olympics. And, what's that else? Comfortable shows. - I do, I said that. - Don't wear jerseys, you're too old. Olympics, get rid of all the dancey sport out of the Olympics. And, anything that hasn't woke up or woke up. - And the fact that they've torn break dancing into just breaking is allowed in the box, right? - And also, the Titanic was an insurance job. We all know this concept. - Yeah, 'cause they built those 2,000 people. We're able to realize and we just fuck off, right? - No, no, back then. Back then. Lawyers didn't matter. - Right. Don't say anything else. - We're goin', talkin' to the beer, over and over. (laughs) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) [MUSIC]
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