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This is episode one, Phil, because last week was the- The prologue. The prologue, Poylet thing. So this is episode one. When we get through it, we'll make up a name for it, and a name for the episode. And then we get it out across all the podcast teams on our other channel, and then eventually we set up our own channel for this, and then we keep coming from there. So, Phil, how have you been in the last week? Anything happening before we go on to our topics for some of you? Eh, what have I been? What have I been doing? Uh, trainer. That's what we do. We're really bored. I'm trying to- We're back into a block of 12 weeks before our next race. Actually, you know what, I have a lot to be happening. So, I'm off at Steevo. I'm off on the Steevo holiday in September as well. I'm going on the own holiday in six weeks, and I'm off at Steevo. We're going over to, eh, we beat it for the party. Who is? Me and the other half and Steevo and the loads of couples are gone. Oh, hold on, we need to know what it is. Nah, nah, nah, nah. I'll see. We're going on a holiday. Who is it? It's just loads of couples gone. What is it? What's going on? Just, eh, like it sounds like- It sounds like a big swingers getaway. Nah, it's not a turn. Just to celebrate things. That's all. Well, all I'm going to say is, if it is a big swingers getaway, most of you are losing out of Steevo. Such a hand. No, nah, nah, nah. It's not that tough. And, eh, then- Very quick to shut me down there. You're a little bit uncomfortable. Nah, just to say it to little getaway. I'm trying to get- I'm trying to get old the story. Um, I've got a race the week before I get away, and then I come back. I don't have a weekend after. At least you don't have a race the week after. I do. Oh, Jesus, it's very best to- I like the longest one. I like the longest one. It's the longest one of the whole lot. How long is it going to be before? Erm, it's four nights. I think we're out towards my friend. It's Saturday night, Sunday night, back on the Monday. Kids free, I presume? Kids free. Ah, whoa, whoa. Do you haven't done anything? So then I get back, race, and then I go back to the airport. I go in your own holiday. And I go to Spain again. Nice. What pair to Spain? Back down to Malaga. Malaga? Yeah. Is that the family holiday then? No, that's just for a wedding. Is it your wedding? No, okay. No, because I've heard things about you getting married at some stage, but there never seems to be a day for it. It just seems to be on getting married in a while. In 2025? Oh, it's 2025. So I don't have to start worrying about the envoy club. Probably January, February. Okay. Yeah, because what I mean by worrying is, the envoy doesn't come. You know what I mean? I don't need to panic until I've made a joke. It's like a selection for the euros. You have your squad, you have the extended squad, then you have to stand by it. Yeah, yeah. And in the end, Jordan Henderson, is your best man, because of all the people are mad busy. No, fair enough. So you haven't done anything, but you have loads of plans? Well, no, because that wedding was a surprise, because we only found out on Sunday, because it was a real quick one. It wasn't undercurrents and nails undercurrents. And it was a shock moment. No, it's not even, it was just, yeah, it was just something that's going on. So basically, so yeah, so we're all flowing down for that. I feel like I've said something gravely wrong there. We're saying shock-o-med and yoga. Nah, it wasn't really even the summerific story behind that. I feel real bad now, but listen, that's not going to hurt. Let's not go, let's not go right now. All right, because it's bad enough about getting bullied to your wedding. Look, there's no need to be slagging our voters. No, but come here, one of Garganoi's for a bit like the Tyler Swift gigs, right? So anyone who doesn't make the final list, we don't have speakers just outside the venue. It's not over here. It's cannot start. Anyone who's not invited can stand outside the venue. And what we do is we send out some ice creams and bottles of beer to us, right? And you can listen to what's going on. I like the way out here. You're actually definitely including me in this. I love it. You're actually kind of doing what's going to happen, like listen. You're not coming to the wedding, but listen, we love ice cream for you. Fair, fair, fair. You know what I mean? Let me down gently. Now, you haven't done much but you're planning a lot. I'm on the other way. There's a lot going on. So you're going on holidays, aren't you? No, and actually, I've got my holiday coming up in six weeks and going down to Malaga again. Hold on a minute, let's get this straight. So you're going away on a couple's retreat to a beta for four days. You're coming home, doing a race, going to Malaga for a wedding, of which they would speak about. You're planning your own one for 2024, but then you're going back to Malaga. Six weeks after the wedding one. No, no, no. I'm going in six weeks time. I'm down to Malaga in six weeks time. So you're going to Malaga twice and a beta. Yeah. And is any of these your family holiday? The forceful. The forceful. Yeah, because we had to go down to the venue, because I got a few things when we got a few suppliers. Ah, okay, all right, okay. So there's lots of various different things. Yeah, it's a very busy time. Then there's work, and then there's kids, and then there's all sorts going on. So it's like, you never stop. I don't know, I don't know. Never stop. I don't know. And then in between all that, you're trying to get all the training in. I was looking at the lads. Keith, they're doing the elementary on the golf spectacular weekend. Those there go. You had a lovely time. He had a great time. Was he not playing? He was just one on the golf course. No, Keith, we asked Keith, could he want to play golf? And he said, no lads, I saw the golf club once. And I upturned a mass of solid grass, not within three feet of the ball. And that was me, didn't I? And I decided from there on in, I don't think this is going to work. So, yeah, we went there. We had our golf day last Friday. It was the weather held up great. The golf was really good. Our team won. And who won? You won. We did. My team. That's what you meant to have. My team beat Andy's team on a count back. And a count back. Yep. So, both teams scored 97 points, but we had more points on the back nine than the four. Explain that. Explain that to the non-listeners. So, the non-girlfriend listeners, what happened was we had a four-person team. Right? The non-girlfriend listeners. We had, we had, everybody had four players in the team. So, on every whole, every player takes drives off the tee, or plays the full shot off the tee. You pick the best shot from there. You put a marathon on the ground. You all play from that market, but you finish your own ball from there. Okay? Then it's a point system. So, you know, you could get four, you could get a four and get so many points for it. Some would get a three and get so many points for it. Some would get a four and get so many points for it. Two scores. Two players scoring each whole. So, the two best scores. And your adder up as you go along. So, we were hoping to get an average of four points a whole. And we managed to do just over that. We got 97. His team got 97, but we scored 50 points on the back nine, as opposed to their 48, I think it was. So, we won on a count back. Excellent. Do you know what I found? Do you know when you're really confident that's something? Yeah. Why are we going to things? Do you know when you're really confident that's something, and you're just like, "Fucking hell, I'm really good at this all of a sudden." Yeah. And you never wanted to end. So, with me, it was putting, putting on the green. Like, I was just from everywhere. Like, you know what I mean? Like, we were playing good shots. We were always in 10, 15 feet. But just so many of them was hitting. And like, halfway towards the hall, it was just walking out and going, "That's going in." You know, "Ah, that's going in." "That's a little going in." That's it. Yeah, that one's in. And, look, the lights were like, "Cheese, you just keep walking after the bar when you're hitting." I was like, "Yeah." You know what I mean? So, yeah, no really good day. I enjoyed it. We won, but look, it wasn't. It was more about the charity. So... That's called the flow. There's a technical name to this, right? Is it? So, yeah, and... It's like, when you get into a scenario and it's like... It's like the scenario when you get into it and it's like... Oh, I'm just worried about it. So elite athletes and coaches strive for athletes to get into what's called the flow. When you're in the flow, the whole thing, all your training and everything, when you get to that elite level, is to be able to find the flow. And people will have to talk about, like, "Titan Wood's hard notice," just to echo your piece of your golf, right? That you actually don't really pay much attention or can't remember more to what you did when you're in it, because it's literally just like a state of flowing shoes. Everything becomes awesome music. Do you know that way? So, you're just saying, you see, you can weigh it up, you can see what your pull is. You don't even need to think about it. You stand over the bar, you hit it, strike the bar, and it goes down, and that's it. It's just all done, right? You're in that flan. It's just a mental state that you're... You're just basically synced with what's going on, and you know, it becomes... Your actions almost become awesome music. Does that make sense? When you were saying, "Where is it going to stand out?" And then the big day is when you can't find the flow at all. Oh, yeah, it was ridiculous. It was ridiculous. And it was just like, everything I was hitting, it was just like, "That's going in." Like, it wasn't even that going in. It was just like, "Yeah, that's going in." Just to end the story, that's going in. So, that was a good day, enjoyed. And we'd be back next year, to do it again, because everyone that goes seems to have good fun, and a few drinks beforehand, a few drinks after, a few drinks during your fancy, bringing the few cans wherever in the bike. And so, yeah, really enjoyed it. And, yeah, next year or so. I'm much wonderized. That's the most important thing. Yeah, it was a bit totally 100 raised on the day, which wasn't bad off. Like, when you consider, you know, we don't make any money off the players. You know, we literally ask the players to play in order for us to get sponsored for tea boxes and different things. So, a bit of totally 100 on the day. I'm just, if I've cashed it, I have to just, you know, put it into the bank and then transfer the whole lot across. So, yeah, that's pretty good. I enjoy it. That's great, Gavin. What are we up to now on the phone raising, so? On the phone raising side of it, I think that'll bring us close to 4,000. Complete, 4,000 all in. That's fantastic. When I put that in. So, we're nearly halfway there. We're nearly, nearly halfway there. That's fantastic. That's absolutely fantastic. It's a great amount of money to have raised at this point in turn, for 4K is not to be sniffed at. Do you know what I mean? If you're at it, if something's happening to wrap it up, both places will be so loaded with the donations that they got because it's just, it's tremendous. And it's quite fun. We're not going to stop. We're going for it. No, absolutely not. So, we'll keep going. We got it here. So, can I just, let's just go back to the flow, because I know we've got to get in, but I think this is something that, now that you brought it up, it's something that I'm fascinated with. Genuinely I'm fascinated with it. So, there's, there's, I want to look this up, because that's what I remember what you're talking about there. And so, there's seven flow conditions. You have to achieve all seven to be in the, in the flow, right? Okay, let me see how many. How many are you achieved on, I'm really, okay. Condition number one, knowing what to do. Yeah, I was in the team because it's, it's like, it's a round ball, it's a port around, it's a hole. So, I know what to do. But it's not just that. You've got to measure up and you've got your distances and all that type of stuff to do. Yeah, but I know what I have to do. It's to put the ball in the hole. No one held to do it. Yeah, so you bring the club back and forward and on the forward part of it, it hits the ball and it goes towards the hole. So, it was in the flow, right? Know how well you're doing while you're doing it. Well, this is the thing. This is probably the big one and I don't know what, look, you know, four, four, six, and seven is. But, I, after like two puts, I was like, yeah, I'm absolutely all over this. I'm absolutely all over this. So, does that count? Just like, oh, I know I'm really good at this. In this. I know what, at this moment of time. Join this for your opinion. On the golf course, I felt like Brad Facts. Yeah, I'm brilliant at this, right? Yeah, yeah. That's good. No one, no one where to go. This is another piece of it, right? So, go back to your opinion, right? So, you don't know, you know what to do. Right, so, so nowhere to go for me in this will be knowing what line they hit the ball on. Yeah. And I have a great example of it. I was looking at a puck the other day, and there was a tiny little, it looked like, you know, like, you're not looking at a con. Yeah. You know, all the brown bits that come off in a con. It was like a tiny tip of that was sitting on the green. And as I looked at the puck, I seen this little thing, and I said, just inside that, just inside that. But I was afraid it was going to blow away. So, I was shouting at the lads, is it my turn, is it me? Do I go, who's away, who's away? And we're looking at the gun. I was like, who's away? And then you go, and it's just stood over at loinder up at this, and hit it, and went in and it goes. The reason I was shouting at you was, it's because I was afraid that little mark, that little thing that was sitting in the green was going to blow or move, and just take the oil on it completely. So, nowhere to go. Yeah. I was using all the thoughts. So, it's a high perceived challenge. So, what you're doing isn't something simple, right? Quars you to know all those things, but also, there's a level of difficulty that that's not easy to replicate, if you know what I mean. So, it's something that needs coordination and skills. That's the next one, high perceived skills. So, you need a certain level of ability to do all these things that you've just done. Well, that was the best part of the world for far. It was last week. There you go. Last one, which I think is really important, right? To your point, and I think you've just made it yourself. Freedom from distractions. So, when you're in this state, you know what you have to do, right? And everything just melts away as you're doing it. Do you know what's very important here though? And I noticed that a few holes in. We were just playing, okay? We were like, "Oh, what's guarded you? Get what's guarded you? Get that was great." And then we kind of got into this rhythm where we got to the green and went, "Okay, what are you going for here? What are you going for? What are you going for?" So, everyone knew the kind of importance of what was on them. Because that might be a phallagon for foyer, and there's another phallagon for tree. Clearly, the guy on his torture has way more importance than the guy going for foyer. So, yeah, knowing what we were doing was huge. And real clarity on the situation. And I kind of just felt like that. I don't know what it was, Phil. It was just something. And listen, I could be back here next week saying to you, "Phil, I went bling out last Friday, and I might as well have been important with a fucking umbrella." You know what I mean? It was stupid. But you know, when you're just getting to one of those, where it's a bit like his piece, he people like Snail Grappler or Piola or whatever, and just they can't miss. That's how it was on Friday. I'm just go that there wasn't, you know, people around, all around all the greens. You know, huge, tornado. It's the flow, Grappler. You're in the flow, and then the challenge is to stay in the flow. This is the problem. This is the repetition. Are we just floating the points there? Then Phil, to be honest. But see, the repetition is the key. So, when you talk about going back, else, this is where these elite athletes, like Messian, and Toyo Wards, and Nadal, and all the lads are talking about that. Integrate a story, right? They can achieve, they can go into the flow whenever they need to. And the challenges in the flow is apity, boredom, and anxiety, right? Apity and boredom. Think about it. I'd say Ronald Daniel probably was able to achieve the flow in every one of them. But I'd say apity and boredom were the ones who talking out of the flow, ultimately, right? Because he just had a lot of attention threshold after he achieved. I felt he wouldn't jump into the bar, and he goes, "I've done everything I'm off. I've won the World Cup. I've done a lot, right?" And now I'm going to have a bit of crack, right? But anxiety seems to be, to me, the biggest one where you see elite athletes fail. And that's, and exactly one is the one that I always take as amazing. Because they're the ones that cause you distress and uneasiness. And the challenge is, it's above your skill level. You're not, you're not beating your head that says, "I don't know about this. I don't know about this." Yeah, I would just say, the only uncomfortable bit for me in this is that you mentioned to me and saying elite, elite, athlete, and the same kind of breath. And my man eating bought an elite athlete. But I was deadly at the bottom. And look at Brad Faxon. I was literally exactly like Brad Faxon. Right, Brad Faxon. Brad Faxon. Last one, it was Brad Faxon. And when I went on to, you know, fairs and they're always last. Freud, you know, you're in these heads. To know, you got up, who are you going to be? It would have been to know you match you and go on to be Brad Faxon. And I would have come out with an oversource, no t-shirt on a pair of oversource slacks. And I would have just hit one or two puts on the stage. Just not fucked up. Yeah, so that's what I was last week. Excellent. Yeah. That's fantastic. As I said, it's something that I think is interesting. You're going to take that into a football conversation. You're going to do whatever you want. From my point of view, being able to discuss a fantastic charity fundraiser and bring the flow in that you achieve. You achieved the beautiful state of the flow while it's being involved. This is just fantastic. And I was an elite athlete, apparently. And a leader athlete. That's where you need to be. Four hours a year, elite athlete. It's good enough for me. Four hours a year to put yourself in the same zone as Toyo Woods. As the best put order to ever be in Brad Faxon. Yeah. Michael Jordan. Yeah, look, I'm actually up there with all the stars. Yeah. Tremense. Just not enough coverage. No TV cameras there, right? But look, maybe the next one. That would have taken you out of the flow. When I'm here on course next time, I'll be looking around with the cameras. Marty, Morrissey, hanging around looking to do some between how could the snippets. Vox pops. I didn't believe that I called. You can keep falling around the golf course with Marty Morrissey. That would be a fantastic conversation. Me, Keith, and Marty Morrissey heading around the golf course, having the crack will be amazing. I'll just be in the clubhouse, looking out the window. Just don't be in the lot of this. He's a challenge. This fell is a challenge. He's a command. I don't know which one I don't know which one I don't know anymore. Keith and Marty Morrissey. I don't know which one they get to be forced. I have a feeling that might be key to be fair. You know, I was all over the pot the other day. And he was like, he was just shouting at me while I was with the head of golf. It says for a double bow, isn't it? And I was like, I ended up holding the pot for a pair. 15 foot down the hill. Well, there you go. I want to go. Everyone is listening. I hope you enjoyed Gab's 24 minutes on golf. Yeah, the golf golf course. Sorry, sorry. I'm really, really sorry. We should, that's what we're here for. I think we're talking about what we go up to. That's what we go up to. Yeah, that's what we go up to. Really, Gab? Yeah, you want to talk about over pack of your outlets. I know you want to talk. That's what you want to talk about, what was that? Yeah, no, I also want to talk about what was I want to talk about. I had it written down somewhere. I can't remember. I'll think of it in a minute. What was it? What was I want to talk about? I said, I wanted to talk about over pack and over packing. Over packing and, I'll tell you now. Oh, oh, oh, oh, we dream glass, we're going up. Dream glass and we're going up. Dream glass and we're going up. Anyway, over packing on holiday, right? That destroys me mad by the way. So that's why I was happy to get into this show. Oh, he's so joyfully potted. So, why do we bring so much stuff away? A milestone moment creates a beautiful memory for years to come. And now is the time to celebrate it with 35% off select pieces at Blue Nile. Blue Nile makes your most valuable moment sparkle with jewelry gifts of the highest quality offered at the best price. You'll also find expert guidance and the level of convenience you'd expect from the world's leading online jeweler. Right now, take advantage of 35% off select pieces at bluenile.com. That's bluenile.com. Blue Nile dot com. Like, don't look at me. All right, so I'm going to wait for seven days. Seven days, seven nights. So I was going to say to myself, look, eight annoying t-shirts, eight annoying pairs of fucking shorts, same in boxes, same in socks, pair of runners, pair of flip flops, few of the old ones, and away I go, and boy, Jesus, like, I didn't even mean that. I was saying to me, you don't have enough. I was like, that's, we grew up in the morning. And boy, put on the pair of bleeding boxes and shorts. I'd have a shower. I could actually end up just getting out of the shower, putting on the swim talks. Right? Wearing them for the day, you didn't know what to pill, whatever you're doing. Come home, that even, have a shower, put on your clothes or go on at the night. You're only using one outfit. No, no, you need seven days. Seven nights. So I was kind of like, okay, right? Look, so we had no wafer. We, as far as I was gone, one of them was a four-year-old child. Okay. Who literally, like, all his fucking clothes had fit in your skill back. Right? He's four, right? All these brand t-shirts and shorts and socks and boxes are everywhere, pants, right? Yeah. And some of your wafers are like, I'll fill a case with him. I'll have one side here at the other. You share another case with me daughter who's 11. So I was fully expecting me daughter to be like, I have all the outfits under the fucking song. I have army cardmetings of all this, none of the other. And then you see the add-ons. They got up to 70 kilos. What the fucking cases here? What are 70 kilos? Hell, because clearly, because we're going for a week, we feel like, I don't know if they have the fear that this is a house going to be robbed and looted. Okay. But they're trying to take everything beyond with them. So if they come back to a looted and robbed and boned their house, that they brought all their possessions with them. I'm half waiting for the fucking television to be put in the car. I'm half waiting. Like, I packed all my way to the back. We died, I packed all my way to the back. We closed the roof. Wait. 20 kilos. Fucking brilliant. We wafed him. Waited. Waited. 21 kilos. We get away with that. That's absolutely fine. I was like, are we good to go? No. Sure. I can't per half the souvenir until we leave. I was like, boy, boy. Well, you know, I have to use, I have to, well, I have to have a shower. I was like, yeah, have a shower. Well, you know, after that, I have to join me here. I was like, right. So I can't put this header in here. I was like, okay, fair enough. Be sure, Roger. Me too, Prush, me Ting. And by the time you fucking missed it, whatever we had in the cases, we'd the same again. They have to, we have to wait to put these in the cases in them on. And it's just, feel it blows me fucking mind. Look, I'm with you. I'm with you. Don't worry about this. Don't worry about this today. They immediately sent me up to the chemist's warehouse. I mean, chemist's warehouse is a big outlet, up the road. It's a chemist, but it's fucking huge, right? It sells everything. I'd say if you needed John Bleeds, it'd have it, right? Have it somewhere, right? Some there, down with a fucking play pen, you can pull for kids. And I went in, I mean, I went in with the book. She had a book and a hand, she said, I just need to grab a few bits. And she went, this, this, this, this, this went up the counter. 97 euros, please. I was like, what? Right? There was everything in it, right? We're all bringing a big bottle of sun cream each. Each? What's the clats? We can't hold these for the far end, we should probably need it for a week. We need two of them. Two. You know what I mean? It's own fucking believable what you're bringing, hardly. And then we were like, what about the toys for the kids? It's like, what, what you mean? Well, I mean, he wants to bring a couple of toys and his tablet. And then he wants his pure toys. And I was like, what the fuck are pure toys? So he brought out these little floaty things as a grand. And I was half waiting for you. No, those are gone. Yeah, no, I'm gonna stop you there. This is ridiculous. Like, this is what's going on. This is what's going on. Because one, the pure toys, when you get to where you're going, there's going to be a box of pure toys that people leave behind. Because they can't fit them back into their suitcases going home. Right? Oh, you know for a fact, when I'm leaving this hotel, seven days tomorrow, I am 100% leaving behind at least three inflatable objects that we've bought, that we have to have. And they'll be left there. It's one of them is definitely going to be a unicorn. Right? That your foot can sit in the middle of and flow around the pillow. 100%. But now bring all them. Then there's every tablet under the sun. There's tablets for fucking everything. Right? So it doesn't matter what I am and you get when you're away, we will fix it. But you know the bottom of this going away? You're going to a country that has hard tablets than anything you're on a boy here, right? Yeah. And you're with any chemist over there and get what you need. Phil, Phil, Phil. I looked up where I was dying. And you know what you want to go to the maps? And it says, search here, search this area. Yeah, yeah. So we hit bars, restaurants, supermarkets, chemists. The place is floating in them. But you can't mail for a fucking Aldi a little aspar, you know, four fucking chemists. You know, and when it was shut over there, we're like four minutes in the beach. So every inflatable fucking toy you can think of, everything you can entertain yourself in the pillow will be there. But we're going to go, we're going to bring all these things with us. And then we're going to boil all these things. And then the things we're going to leave there, we're going to bring home the things that we brought with, that we probably haven't used. So all I'm asking the people out there is, 70 fucking kilos, 70 kilos of material to go on a week's other day, right? It's, I just think it's bananas. Are you as bad? Like you're going on four holidays in the next eight weeks. I mean, you'll be bad. I'm not going on four holidays, right? So I'm, I'm like you, I, I, I've actually got to the stage of my life now where there's actually some shops away that I like the cloud. I prefer the clouds, the ones you can get here. So I'll go over there, I'll go and empty suitcase, and I'll buy stuff for them there to wear. I'll have enough clothes to force that, because this forces me down to get stuff, right? And then I got, I got my hand to get the clothes. So there's a shop called Springfield and Spain, which is fantastic for middle-aged men, like they just have nice clothes, right? So just so you know, just, just so you know, go and empty suitcase and bring nice stuff home with you, right? So that's me, empty suitcase. The only thing I bring with me now is so you can choose helmet and the shorts and the jersey. Ah yeah, but when you're going away, you're doing it. Don't get me wrong, I thought it was going away, and I want to, you know, go for any golf. Yeah, I'll be bringing me golf clothes, really. And that makes, that's, that's absolutely fine. That's it. But, but, but if we go, but if we go with this metric, right, I would bring me golf clubs away, get there. Boy, a set of golf clubs. Play golf, leave them on the side of the road. And come home. And then come home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know what, I've been having this debate because every time we plant the golf club where I see this, I've sorted a 20 kilo bag and I'm like, that needle. I'm like, what do you mean we don't need one? We've got to take, or not this limit to the old. So I've got an eight-year-old and two going on three. Well, seven going on eight and two going on three. Um, I don't know, it's 14 and 15 and 13 yards, as well as bizarre. But that's, that's, so when we're going away, so there's an art now in this that you have to pack only carry on, right? So I'm, I'm pretty like Sergeant Major on this one bag each. You carry your own bag. That's it, right? There's nothing in the whole world in, in, in Western Europe. There's nothing that you're going to bring that you can't get that you, that when you're like, right? And the railway I have now is what are you doing putting that in it? Well, how many, many outfits are you bringing? And they're 26. We're going away for five days. Why are we taking 26 outfits? But you know what's going to happen? But you know what happens as well? You get there, right? And I guarantee you're in 24 hours, right? The women and some men were in a group ago. Eh, I wonder if they have to go wash machines here. Yeah. What do you are washing? And I go, hold on. You can do your washing. Why don't we've been fucking three days water stuff? We've been three days water stuff and on the second day, or the tour day, we wash all our stuff. We'd have enough rest, less for the rest of the week. Now, you can have the lovely, lovely, clean, seven episodes of the day. I have seven costumes for the day, seven cards for the night. You're like, this is nonsense. Like my kids grew up in a man in college. And the first thing to do is to go, "Where's me swimming, trunks?" The one foot will say to me, "Where's me shorts?" I mean, the other foot will say, "Where's me swimming suit?" And I usually say to me, "They're hanging on the balcony, or they're hanging over the back of the shower." Right? And you put them on, they're a bit cold, because they're probably not quite dry, especially if they're hanging on the back of the shower. Right? And they put them on, and then they go, "Sunkrin, bum, lash around, out the door." We go, "Breakfast." Then we go to the pill, then we come back, we might cheer, put a bit more on the command. They don't get changed. So what you're asking me is... I'm not going to use all these things. I have multi-functional clothes with me, right? So normally, I'll have three pairs of shorts that I can wear in the pill, but if I'm going for a run or something, I can also wear them, right? Yeah. I'm going for a run. So it's multi... I believe in, you bring less, and have multi-functions with the stuff that you bring, right? Oh, you brought set up on a pair of shorts. You got one for every day. I brought... No, sorry, I brought nine pair of shorts. I brought two to alternate when I'm swimming. So I've won, I wear, the other one's dry, and I've brought seven for the nighttime. Okay. I'm not going to wear it during the day. Look, why would I get up in the morning? On in 29 degrees here, which we're all going to melt in, by the way, right? Look, I told them all 29 degrees. 29 degrees, why are we going today? I was like, "Relax, jump into the fucking pill. Go out, have a point, relax." You know what I mean? It's not like you're in bleeding fingers. Do you know what I mean? And you're just swelting. You know what I mean? Yeah, it just pills there, right? So... Like, I'm going to go over there, and I'm not way am I waking wrong on. Can't wait to put on this outfit that I'm at the picnic to go over here. I'm putting shorts on, and I'm putting in the old fucking t-shirt on me. And the last holiday I was on, I had a t-shirt that I used to wear down to the pill. You know what I mean? Because I only wanted to ruin one with sunscreen. So I trowed around me going down to the pill, take it off, and then spend the rest of the day at the fucking pill. But it's... I know for a fact, I'm going to mention washing machines within 24 hours of getting here. And I know for a fact, I'm going to be sitting down after three days ago. Do you know what the thing is? If you wash all that and dry it, we can wear the rest of our stuff. And then when we get home, half of our stuff will be washed and dried. You can go straight back into the wardrobe instead of getting washed. Oh, please for the love of Jesus. So... But I've now, like, I've no issue. I've never seen that. Now, see, I think we're both in the science book, but I've no problem with the washing, but that's why I don't bring as much. So I bring... So see that you bring, instead of pair of shorts for every night, right? Well, you don't. I bring two pairs of shorts, and as I said to you, it may be two pairs of multi-function shorts, right? Because we were washing machine. So then I'll wash the... We control a pair of the shorts into the washing machine. They tilt. And then I have the pair to wear that, then I throw them in, and then you just rotate them. And then I use them clean and fresh. And they draw you. Because it's a set of 29 degrees, they draw you no time. But you put them on. Don't give me wrong. Show everybody after them. Well, I was in Lanzarote. You know what I'll tell you to wear. I'll bring them up and get washed. And say, "How long will that take?" Takes an hour. I'll be back in an hour. And she'll tell you to me, "What, are you going to sit and wash the washing machine?" Like, "No." But when the... When the toilet washing comes up and tells you, "How long it's going to take, doesn't it?" So you lock around. You walk around the corner into the bar. You are already ourselves two points. You sit down in the shade with your phone, a couple of smokes. And you sit there and you're fucking... It's a nice little error. And you come back with the washing machine, hang it open up. But my holiday is, I have no problem doing the washing machine. But with 28 outfits each, have you come on holidays for two weeks? You bring in 28 outfits each, of which I'm washing 14 of now. Like, I don't know. I don't know. I completely... It's not a sign of this. It's not a sign of this. No, it's not. I don't. I think it's a different approach. It's... So, I think there is the difference between men and women is probably in a nutshell in this, right? Whereas men are prepared to go with the most minimum amount ever, because they just think, "Well, I don't need that. That'll deal me for a couple of days." Whereas women think, "Well, I need my... an outfit for an outfit now." And it's just because of the way society is. They expect that we need an outfit during the day, but then I ask that we need an outfit at night time. And in case I don't like these, I want to have backup ones in reserve. So, that's the conversation I have. So, I'm not saying this everywhere, but that tends to be the conversation that goes around. Yeah, no, I'm not saying that it is. The only... The only showing and looking at all this is that... I did notice a bottle of a curling gel going into the... into the bag, which I'm a massive fan of. And I think I went off the shelves for a while, and I fucking used to love it. After a hot day, just come on, take this stuff out of the fridge, and just rub it in your face, neck and shoulder, and just sit there and go, "Fucking hell, that stuff is deadly." It's lethal stuff. I love it. That's where our holidays are a bit different. So, when you were doing the washing, you were going to have a point in the cup of spokes and the foam. Yeah. Yeah. You wanna? That doesn't help. That doesn't help with me. No. No, I love the curling gel. I love curling the curling gel. You know, I don't drink that much anymore, so even when I'm on holiday, I don't drink that much, so that's... Yeah, no, I don't get many drinks in to be fair, and I want the kids. They bought the curling gel as a bumper. I tend to have enjoy a noise cream. I'd have a noise cream curling. I'd be happy with that. Just sit on the bench and lick in your hand, you know. This is great. On the foreign HB stuff, you know, they have a slightly different name. They have the choice of 11 different icebergers. Well, that gets me so excited. So, I can never figure out why Spain were so far ahead of us when I came to icebergers. It wasn't just like... I'd say these are the mint feast on it. They have the mint feast on absolute winners. But they have like a range of different icebergers with different colors through... And they have more magnums. And they have a lighter color biscuit on the iceberg and they have hard ones. And they're like, "Why can't I have this at home? Why can't I have this at home?" At home, you'd probably be like, "Let's be honest about it. How much ice cream did they actually sell here?" Do you know what I mean? Well, but the guy have to trade off his crisps. So, you can boy any bag of crisps in Spain and they all taste the same. They all just taste like salty crisps. Do you think so? Go try out different tastes, the other flavors and stuff, right? I'm not too sure, like the O&M. There is a few... And they'll sort out the color quavers. It's sort of the color quavers. You're basically cheesy wattets. And then delays to 500 varieties of salty crisps. They're just all red pringles, right? Different vegetables on the front. Pretend you're like a flavor. They're all potatoes. Salty red pringles, yeah. Anyway, I'm looking forward to me, holy. Can't wait. 70 kilos worth of gear through the airport. It's a calm, fucking way. Yeah, but you know what the greatest feeling is when you go to the airport and those holidays and you get all the bags checked in and then you get to go to social security and then you stand there for ages, go to social security. You're fit to cancel over the time you get to social security and then you just think stuff, that's grand now, that's great. Load up, we only need to worry about getting on the plane and getting there. And then that's when you worry down. We only worry down. That's where the real phone starts. Get the family sat down, fuck the and it's a smoking area, close boy, you know what I mean? No, I don't know. I'm a fucker if I walk into the gates, which is miles away and go in there, and then go... Actually, I think I'll go and have another smoke and they'll be like, "It's not a 50-minute walk. It doesn't matter. The plane won't be gone. I'll be back and I'll walk all the way back to the airport." No, because I tend to drive when I get off the far end anyway, so I can't really drink and we have one beer or something like that and leave it at that rate. But I'm a big proponent of being at the gate as early as possible, and I mean the last on the plane. Don't ask why, this is what I'm out there and sit there and laugh at everyone killing. Wait till they get to the end and they go, "Right, now we're getting the plane." That's what I'm going to see. Yeah, I'm going to see. It's like you're small, actually. All these people get on the plane and have a seat on them. So no one's taken away. I can't figure out what people stand up to queue before they've even opened the board. You never want to stand there. I want to be forced to play. And then what happens is they go, "Beep, beep, check your password." And you walk about 15 feet, you end up in the stairwell. And stand there. And stand there in the stairwell. The sun's beaming in the window with the stairwell and you're like, "Jesus Christ." Or else you let your walk outside to a barrier and it's piercing right now and you can't get back in. And you're standing there. And you're looking at the plane going. You still have to be drawing. You still have seen numbers. Like, it's not like a bunch of years ago right now where you went, "Oh, look, fucking, you know, um, get on quick. Get the best seat." You all have seats. Like genuine, you have all-- So this doesn't matter when you've got seats. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then people go, "No, I'd like to go around early and get settled." And I like to, um, like to get my bag in the overhead compartment. And I want to make sure there's enough room for my bag in the overhead compartment. And it was flash, the only book so many bags in to fit in the fucking-- In the overhead compartment. I don't want to put my bag in the overhead compartment. Just 24-year-olds. Just 24-year-olds in that plane. Right? But it's exactly. You put your bag in the overhead-- You don't put your bag in the overhead compartment. I guarantee it, right? When a toilet of the plane takes off, there'll be at least three bags too many in the overhead compartment. So when you're trying to get off the other end, you know, the way everyone stands up assumes the plane stops, right? And I think they're getting off the plane. Yeah. Fellows lighting up smokes and all the thinking. That's the flight over. Yeah. We're off now, but you're not. They're going to be there for more than 10 minutes. And everyone's standing there. I'm going, why are you standing there? It's my point here, isn't it? Why are they letting us out of the plane? Let's see. How many times have you been on a plane before? Yeah, loads of times, one plane. How many times have you actually stopped and got straight after plane? Like, it's not like-- Yeah, it's not a bus. It's not a bus. What happens is they stop it. And then they have to bring you-- Like, they have to get everything ready around so you don't get hit by another plane. And then they usually have to bring you out of the gangway. They have to do loads and stuff. But what happens is they have to wait for the engines to stop. But if you get off, look, it's OK in there. I'm flowing right in there tomorrow, right? There's 24-way rolls in this plane. Oh, right. Let's say 20 for it to say it easily. There's 30 on this plane, right? OK. There's 90-- space for 90 bags. There's space for 90 bags along each side. They're not going to book in 110. They're not going to book in 104. If they're going to book in 90 on each side. So if you were the last person on that plane in Roll 23, you're guarding him and you're up there to be a spot there. You move the mill or something left. Put your bag in. Everybody barrels on to the plane. And they all roam down the plane. They all sit there and put that thing on. And then they go, Jesus, age is waiting for this thing to take off. Yeah. It does take a world to load up. And it's a big plane. It's not like you're pulling a mini metro over parking space. Do you know what I mean? Like, just no concert. Anyway, we go out to travel stuff, because we've got way too fucking long. No, I think it's a very valid topic. Because I find planes fascinating. This is where I keep the bags down under the seat in front of me. Because I can access that bag on each stage without having to stand up, right? Even if the seat belt's on is on, I can still access the bag up front of me. If the seat belt's on is on, when I have a seat belt and I'm an air host, let's go and come home and tell me to sit down and put my seat belt back on, right? And if you have kids with you, if you're traveling with kids, they're not, their legs don't hit the ground. So you've actually got loads of space to put your bags under the seat, right? Yeah. So it's a hack. Tell anyone now, put your bag underneath the seat in front of you. You've got access to it all day long. You can bring whatever you want to keep yourself entertained. And it's far better than pulling it in the overhead bin. And you don't need to worry about getting on the plane forced before I ever know. You don't have to stand, you don't have to queue, right? The day that people realize this and everyone's sitting down waiting to be last to play, that's going to break my heart because that's going to be like, well, it's going to be, that's going to be a test of chicken who goes forced to be forced by. Well, just to finish up, and there's one of my favorite things on the plane is, is so off-life is where you're going to live up here a lot, right? And it's basically a 24-minute flight, you know? Well, what happened is that the plane goes up in the air. She gets it up in the air. In other way, when the plane goes up in the air and you feel it's settling, you actually hear the engine slowing down because it's falling across, right? And my favorite bit is when the sea belt swing goes off. And then you'll always get one person that'll jump over immediately, run off to the top of the plane to try to go to the toilet. And the really, what they're trying to do is they're trying to get into the toilet and back out before your woman brings the car, they want to come down the plane. Yeah, I'll take it till now. And what happens is, right? Because it's a 24-minute flight, she never gets down the whole plane. She only gets about 40 in rows, right? And the thing comes back on, bing, bong. The sea belts are about to land, right? So what happens is, you'll see it fell around on the top of the plane, right? Going into the toilet. Comes out of the toilet. And when he comes out, the car's probably just taking off. And he goes on road train. He's stuck. And he's ramping road 21, right? And he's like, and you can see him, we're going to go on. Oh, for fuck's sake. And he has to stand behind him, you know? And yeah, we'll have two. And then he's hoping, he's praying that they have to go back. And otherwise, sometimes they have to bring it back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he has to go through every query about Marlborough Red. Have you any blained Lynx sets? Have you, whatever that's selling, right? And all of a solution to this, by the way. That's me favoring. That's the obvious solution to this. Right? So on the new planes, if you look here, if you're running tomorrow, watch the overhead compartments, because there's a gap between the roof and the output, and there's much more space. I think there's a way to hang the car from the roof. Well, you're crawling underneath it. And you can just go underneath if you need to go back and forward, right? No, do you know what the thing is? You can store it down in between. No, do you know what the thing is, right? Well, it's simple. All they need is an app. And you go on the plane, you click on your flight number, it tells you what's available. You go bang, bang, bang, how much is it? A hundred euro, you paid a hundred euro. A sticker prints out at the far end, tells them what to give you. They open a bag, they put your treatings in them, you're getting up. Fill a casey, there you go. There's a new password, there's your bad good luck. But then you have no one on the plane. It's designed to annoy people that have gone to the toilet forest. That's what it's going for. And I'm not against it. I'm not against it. It's designed to encourage the boy more, as they go past with the chalini, chalini, go, oh, look at that thing. Look at all the Pringles. Look, like warm cans of honey. You know what I mean? Cold, you have to have the ice. They do not have the ice. They do not have the ice. Anyway, what are we on to next? All the things that the British Museum has robbed. Okay. So this was the story you see in the day, wasn't it? He sent me. I think it was. Yeah, there was an Irish TD, Carl Crow, is demanding the return of the iconic crown of the former hiking of Boinborough. Okay. And where is the crown? Now, it's currently in the possession of Vasquez. Now, no, it's a bit harsh here on the British Museum. On the Brits, yeah. Yeah. Well, this is not the British Museum. We'll just have an encroach against them. For all the sort that they've stolen. The crown of the Holy King of Boinborough. Right. The Holy King of Boinborough's crown is currently residing in the Vatican. Right. So we have to get into the depth of this story, because it's Ireland. So it isn't just straightforward. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to get that feeling already. We're going to remember this. Here before we get to our top exactly. Yeah. What? Brian Bruce, son. I don't know what his fourth name is, but let's just call him Joe Braille. Right. Joe Braille. Joe Braille. Okay. He's meant to have donated the crown of the Holy King of Ireland, right? Joe, good. Joe, hope Alexander. No, hope Alexander the second in 1064. Right. How many is this TV? So hold on a minute. So what are we talking about? A thousand years later. Over. A thousand years later, right? About 1064. Yeah. So he's demanding. So it is a thousand nine hundred years ago. Yeah. Calho Crow is demanding the return of the, of the crown of the Holy King of Ireland, to Ireland, from the Vatican. Right. Now the problem is, it's all confirmed whether this actually ever happened. All right. Hold on. The Vatican, the Vatican have it. Has anyone rang the Vatican and go on? Listen, the crown of Brian Braille is wouldn't have a day away any chance. This is tremendous. And this is really because I listened to the, the Holy King of Ireland, right? This, you mustn't even, this is me and you talk, right? So he's demanding the return of the crown, if it exists. That's not sure if it exists. Hold on a minute. Hold on a minute. You can't go on and demand something that doesn't even, so hold on. If it exists, so hold on. He doesn't know if it exists. He's made up the fucking Vatican. He doesn't even know if this happened, right? Okay, what do you do? But the Braille family, Adamith, happened, and he said, he knows this because this has been passed down through the centuries. The story of what happened to the crown, the crown of the Holy King of Ireland, it's been passed down through centuries. And now we want the crown returned to Ireland as the Greeks want to return to the Parton and Marathon. So hold on a minute. Hold on a minute. Hold on a minute. As it's being told through generations. So what's to say? One of the Braille was going back there at 1064, right? Fucking last in a bit, right? And then just how old his family went? He gave it to the Vatican. The Vatican? Or Joe, Joe himself, right? Went on a bender, fell in a ditch. And the crown fell off him. And he woke up the next morning and like, what did you, where's the crown? Can't be the king unless you have the crown. The Vatican have it. I am the king. And I, I spent the Pope Alexander to show him how much we are loyal subjects in this country and how much we love the thing. And I'm going to live around for a while. So hold on a minute. No, I know you're a mess, right? Are you genuinely telling me that a representative, you know, a TD in this country, right? A TD in this country, right? TD College, bro. Right? In the Irish Parliament. TD College, bro, has demanded the return of something that A may not exist and B not even be in the place that he thinks it is. Yeah. And he's made demands on this. Thank you, man. It gets better. Would, I would not be better at ringing and asking. Is it there? Hang on, we could be poor. Can't suggestion is that we form some type of the Irish side, right? Yeah, yeah. Forms, some form of mini Indiana Jones style tame, right? Okay, like, oceans 11 started thing. To go to the Vatican. And have a look through it. And search for it. Will you fuck off? I swear to God. In his head. To go to the Vatican. It's not any chance. Call. It's not any chance. Call. Promise this business. A weekend in Rome, right? And last of my bet, last of only my bet on the Orals, I thought. And he's like, what's the best way out with this? What's book? Well, they're gonna lend up me, man. Well, they're gonna lend up. You may well tell her I have to walk. No, I know what I'll do. I know what I'll fucking do. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. I'm gonna make a statement, right? A national television. The national newspaper saying, Do you know what? See, bro. His fucking crown's got missing at housing years. And I want the back. The Vatican. I fucking, I'm coming together. And they're like, what are you talking about? Well, I'm not too sure who it's there. And I actually don't know the crown exists. But I'm fucking listening. I'm coming together, right? All in the same movement gone. She wants to go around for the weekend. I need the fucking books up now. So then he gets on to fucking, he gets on to bleed. Moica de Higgins. He says, Moica, listen. I put together a team, reminiscent of the A team, right? From the mid 80s. And I want to, I need the pro, I need the government jet, right? The flow across the realm. This is a matter of fucking, you know, national power. Is it a crack team of Indiana Jones store searchers? Yeah. And as Mrs has gone. As Mrs has gone. Where have you gone on this jet? Ah, listen. We're just called in a favor. Where are these people? I look there. Just happened to be gone. I guarantee he's insisting that everyone is wearing cowboy hats, right? And a little bag around the side. They're all holding whips, right? So, hang on. Just to finish it off, because I haven't gotten a lot of the quote from him at the end of the interview in Sensational, right? Go. Because it just caps it on. He said, if it does exist, it belongs somewhere where it can be viewed by the poem. [Laughter] So, just put it in the window in the Vatican then. Where does it exist? Where does it exist? It doesn't exist. It deserves to be viewed by the poem. It doesn't exist. He's just made it stop off. He's made it stop off. [Laughter] Look, he's made it. I want to know. I want to know, right? That's right. The Vatican. Hairless and lads. We said she went around in 1064. Where would she be keeping that now? Yeah, and if it does exist, is there any chance you have her on display for the public to see? Because if not, we're willing to deal so. Like, where did these people feel? Like, this, this isn't, this isn't some, like, lunatic town, lunatic. This is a member, an elected member, apparently. Electing official, right? [Laughter] Holy Jesus. [Laughter] I can't get over that. Like, I heard something about it already, and I was like, maybe, you know, it's been, it's in the Vatican, or it's being found in the Vatican, not being used, but it turned out it might be this, or it might want the backbone. He doesn't even know if it exists. [Laughter] That, like, that's, I don't know, like, you know what I mean? [Laughter] That's like ringing. I don't know. I don't even know what that's like. Oh, that's made of stuff in my head. It just literally made it up in his head, right? And it's on the face of that. But he won't mind if he was doing a bit of research, and he taught himself, I wonder whatever happened there, and you might look into it. Yeah. But he made the man's on something that may not exist, or may not have happened. He's definitely looking for a blatant trip to Rome. There's no doubt there. No, he's also currently junior minister for aviation and tourism. I'm just saying this, right? So, he's like, "Oh, we need to get out of this. What we're going to do, right?" Um, so whoever, like the problem is, most scholars, professors and stuff, do not believe there was ever a crown. Ever. So, most people that are actually, like, this is their job. Don't believe there's a crown. But Carl Crow, is that his name? Yeah. Carl Crow does believe. Well, he believes there's a crown. He doesn't know if it exists. He's blaming the fucking Vatican, and then he's making them hands on them. Yeah. And, like, I just, just, it's mainly based around the fact that there's a picture to pick them, Brian Barrow, from, like, 1746, and he has a crown on his head. So, this is, that's the way they think the story calls from, right? It's phenomenal. It's phenomenal. Geez. That is a representative of, of our government. And not just a TV, right? So, he's a minister, right? What's the farmer in Indiana? John Stark. Where does he, where does he, a minister, where is he based? Clear. Clear. So, it's the home of, it's, it's, it's, it's the home grounds. Do you know what I mean, the terms of his terms? Oh, Brian Barrow. Yeah. So, he's... So, we're clearly calling, is what we'll go up one morning with. Everything seems in order here. Um, everything's good. Yep. Looked around. No problems. Mary has tried any messages from you this morning. No. No. Carl does nothing going on. We seem to have clear absolutely and utterly sorted when it comes to politics. Housing, everything else. What will we do today? I'll tell you what, we'll go on the fork and they'll give me that phone. Get the Vatican on the loin. You know, and I'll just, can I just, I just want to let you know how serious is this guy, right? Right. Me, Hal Martin. Our deputy prime minister, Franyn, who's not ours. He's better than Carl, Carl, the folk-offs don't stop annoying him. You see? At the current circumstances, our existence of the crowd and our uncle famed, and it's a question of the spews among historical experts. However, we are going to liaise with the relevant attorneys in the Vatican to see if... What are the relevant authorities in the Vatican though? Who would you ring him? The librarians. I don't think the man... The man said he fucking wends you or something there. I can't even, don't even know what the pope's name is at this stage. Ben, I don't know what his name is, right? He's clearly not going to go listen. I'm sorry to all the crowds that are geo here tomorrow. The tales and the tales of the people, the sick that come to see me on a Wednesday. But listen, me, Hal Martin, is at the ringing on behalf of Carl, Carl, about a crowd. So I'm getting everyone, Carl and everyone back in the base. We're going to do a full bleeding stock take on the Vatican here, just to see if we can come across it. Can we check the crown room? Any random crowds that we read, sure, I was all boy, I don't... This one, and on a serious note, on a serious note. A minister, right? And a deputy fucking leader of the country, right? And this is what you're up with. I want to see them in the Indiana Jones area. It's first... It's first of all the verages on Anion as well, to be honest. When I said that to you, I was like, wait, look out here, it's about this, I know you won't even bother looking at this, you just go, yeah, this is bad, I'll come back to it later on. Oh, it's hard, it was a mad story because we're like, give us our crown back. Yeah. Because it's a bit fucking, it's a bit slapstick. But the fact that he doesn't know if it exists, he doesn't know if the fella owns the fucking crown, he doesn't know if the Vatican has it. He's making demands, he has the fucking... The farmer, the leader of this country, questioning the same thing, right? And he's talking about sending a team over to knock on the Vatican's door and go, listen, there's any chance you can have a look around. What are you looking for? We don't really know. Just to make this gold, right? There's no record in any Irish known history of Irish kings ever wearing a crown, right? When they were inaugurated, they weren't crowned, they received the white wand. And I know people think they'll talk about Lord of Rings, right? But they were given a sacred white wand that was taken from a white tree. And that's what they were given as a symbol of them being the hiking artist. And when you look at the state of this country that it's in, we have every fucking elected ministers, leaders, and everything ringing the Vatican, Jordan, the week. I think it's tremendous. It's fantastic. But at the same time, it's absolutely a reflection of the way this country is right. Yep. Like, if we're wasting anything more than one second, even in talk about this, the something wrong, and just clearly more than that going. And he's like, he's putting together a team, like Ocean's 11, for fuck's sake. But great story. Can we keep an eye on that and come back with anything developed? I think it's very important that we keep an eye on this story because it's actually massive for us, right? It's because we work. We should marry that down in those updates as we go away, because we are going to do-- [LAUGHTER] Search for Brian Bruce. [LAUGHTER] As we do, as this podcast develops over the weeks of months, we will be having segments where we will go back to stuff we were talking about. I'm actually willing now to submit a question, right? To the office of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs for a quarterly update on how the search for Brian Bruce, Crown's going to see if you get them sponsored, because they have to respond to us. They can't ignore it, right? It's no matter a public record. Could we, could we, could we? We're really on behalf of this podcast and say, we are following this, following this matter. Yeah. You know, diligently, could you update us on the latest? Have Karl and the team landed in the Vatican? Yeah. Have they gained access? And what rooms have they given access to? Have they found access to the secret tunnel, which will take the music? But boy, look, you don't want someone to quit the crime and they go, they bring in a sketch artist. Has a sketch artist being brought in here? Where he goes, sketch for the crown, what do you think it looks like? You know what I mean? And someone just takes our white bar and the black man goes, something like that? They go, really, grand, everyone, remember that? They all go in with a photocopied piece of paper looking for this crown. Yeah, let's keep up to date with that. I'm going to write that down to me book actually. And I think we should email the product. Yeah, we should email it on the basis. On a regular basis, we want to update our health session for everyone whose crown is going on. And you know what? Even if they give it up, right, we should be not emailing once a week. Oh, what's the cracklabs? And you know, just see what they say. I heard there was a fellow following me around, the Vazkin with a crown on them. Yeah, yeah, just email them maybe three weeks ago. Vaz, what's the update? Come on, do you know what I mean? Have the Vazkin? Just I hear it. I heard there's a fellow walking around with a crown with 10.66 clung tire for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we just keep messing. Roy, I'm off for this. I'm off for this now. For real, we'll build 10.66 clung tire for 15. And we just fucking keep messing on the last one. And then we'll twee call. And they ask him as well. Fucking phenomenal. And we've got a boy the hour. Well, we've a minute and a half left. We still haven't got to the Olympics World Games thing. Oh, it's not even the one. It's just, well, we call them getting closer. We have to cover up for Olympics. No, we call it the next podcast video. We have to start there with the Olympics. Right. Especially because they want to run the swimming marathon and the triathlon in the same. And at the moment, E. coli in the same. It's 10 times above the safe limit for human consumption. I've seen that. Yeah. Which is phenomenal. It's literally got insane. There's this shit that's pulling the whole like. Yeah, it's fucking madness. Let's just, like, did no one look up this river and go? We have a problem there. They have. This is not something that's just happened in the last 10 years. Good to get rid of it. Right? This is like being forever. Like, you don't want to fall into these rivers. It's like if we had the Olympics and signs, you know what we do? Let's take the swimming on the Liffy. Not a hope. Like, why would you do, why are any point in your mind? Would you think, let's do this. This is a great idea. Like, go to a lake. A nice lake outside the city. Yeah. Nobody's going to the lake. Brilliant. That's great. Let's go to the city that runs through the middle of the city. Let's go to the river in the middle of the city that's going to run through the middle of the city. Because that definitely won't be polluted whatsoever whatsoever. It's the madest thing. It's the last thing I want. This is a bit like the team in the time of last week, wasn't it? Like, the absolute ridiculously fucking set up of tournaments and occasions. Anyway, we didn't get to my glass. Somebody dream. Lying a boiler. And we might put that next week. We just got caught up there and packing bags. Gave hole and pots and that fucking Leona thing. Looking for a team that doesn't exist and literally shouting at the Vatican. It's fucking bad. What does it look like? I'm not quite sure. It's a crown. It's a crown. What's it look like? You can't have too many crowns there. Can I just have a look through them? And then you just open this press and a load of crowns is going to go. Listen, we've foiled here. Look, it's literally like the ring and the vapping going. Can you put me through to the last and found? Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? Someone loses their phone on a bus and you ring double a bus ago. I lost my phone on the 14A there. Did anything get handed in? Hold on. And someone goes back and checks in our box of phones. What's it look like? That's what I teach you what to do. Don't even go and listen. Did anyone hand in a crown 900 years ago? Would it be in large and found? You can't see people who listen to this can't say a book. I've just said you're a picture of the earliest depiction of Roy Booru's crown. I'm sure people could look at it as well. I'm sure people could look at it as well. It was a... Let's remember this, right? So, we supposedly donated this crown in 1094, right? And the earliest depiction of the crown is in 1723. So, 680 years later? Do you honestly think that this is a real crown? Or is this just a "make your crown" now at this stage, right? So, I mean, this is a key donate of the crown. That's never seen on anyone. But 700 years later, someone sees a picture with the crown on a gun. Where's that crown gone? Where was that all the time? Maybe it was just a new crown. Like, maybe it was a new crown instead of the Amundra. Maybe there was no crown, ever. And it's like a story. You know, it's one of these things. It's a story, right? That grew as the years went past. Think about how stories have changed down through the generations of anything that happens, right? And how it always changes slightly. Maybe they sent the sword to the Vatican. Maybe they sent the white tree to the Vatican as a symbol. Maybe the Vatican rang and went listen. It might be an idea to start putting crowns on lats. And they went great idea in 1794. And they put them on from there. And then someone went, who's on that? What's the style of the crown? The Vatican. What? Ah, they must have it. You know. That's where it is. Yeah. We don't know if it exists, but we have to look into it. And if it does, it should be put on public display. What's it look like? Don't know. Where is it? Don't know. What is it? I'm not really sure. I mean, a picture, hang on a second. I'll pull out this one that was painted in 1794. It's fucking madness. And these people are meant to focus. Ah, listen. It's beyond the joke. It's absolutely beyond the joke. It's tremendous. It's tremendous. It's tremendous. It's tremendous. I'm weird and wonderful. It's what this is. This is what this whole podcast about. Yeah. Tremendous, weird and wonderful. And you know what I'm going to do, actually? Definitely next week. I'll probably choose where and when's your towards the next week when we get to record this. But I'm literally going to, instead of thinking of things I want to talk about, I am just going to start looking at my new stories. It makes, we need a mix, we need a viable mix of both, right? Right. Because it's great to have a chat about these things, especially to cap off what's been a fortnight on why packing is ridiculous. Don't be, don't be killed to get on the plane ever. No matter who you are, don't be killed to get on the plane ever, right? And also, find the flow. And everything you do, find the flow. Just the most important thing. Unless, of course, you're a TD, looking for a... Looking for a non-existent realm. Don't find the flow. Like, you're so far out of flow, it's fucking unreal. You know what I mean? It's ridiculous. Roy, that's been, that has been the podcast that still has now named. That's been episode one. We put a name on it. But it's definitely going to go give us back that crowd. It's going to be something along the online. Can we have our imaginary crown back place? I think we'll be the name for this podcast. But we will be back next week at some stage. It will be episode two. And we do promise that. At that, in the next week or two, it'll be on its own kind of thing. What do you call it? Thing. It's on kind of thing, it's on its own thing. We've seen all these things, we've done this for years. And it'll be on its own thing. And we're not even going to promote it. We're just going to put it down for you. And if people find it, if they don't, they don't. Doesn't bother us. Tremence. Tremence. Talk to you a bit. This is just an excuse of a chat. And when things actually happen in the football world, I'll go back to that in the football world until then, and I'll talk about it. Ah, we do have a football as well. But this is our only thing once a week as well. But this reality, not our football. This show is dedicated to color crop. TD for clear. In Indiana Crow. What a good, what a good, see us later. [Laughter] [MUSIC]
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