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Free Rome Brewing Company. Yes, in Bernie, Texas. In Bernie, Texas. And before that, well, before after having decided, probably before, because we'll be hammered after, gonna drop by Donut's skateboard shop down there, too. Oh, okay, cool! I haven't been yet. He asked me to come by. I haven't either. Is it snake farm? They have a bunch of snake farm shit in there, yeah. Oh, dope, yeah. Alright, I'm a big fan of all of Jared's boards. I see him scattered around and I'm like, "Hey, people will come up and they're like, "Can you get Jared to sign these?" and I go, "No, I don't even know where Jared is right now." No, I do. He's in Florida with Tim and Matt. Yeah, Matt's there. Evan, Edwin, Logan, they're all jumping out of planes out there. No, shit. Is he going in the UFC fighting center? Who knows, man? Jared's out there to do the jump thing, but I don't even think he's jumping. No. He's just hanging out fucking talking shit and being an idiot. Classic, Jared. Who we got on the show today, Anthony? I'm not telling. Good. Dolls. What if we just did an entire fucking show and didn't introduce these guys? We've gotten, like, half an hour into him before, without anybody knowing. We have three-game Memorial Foundation here today. I think, is it, or is it Memorial? Memorial's around. Goddamn it, dude. You were close, you were close. I got all the words, right? Put that mic about on your face. I'll let you both introduce yourselves to our team. Hey guys, I'm Eric, President of the Memorial Three Gun Foundation. Jordan Comstock, I'm the COO for the Foundation. Y'all got to put those mics close, brother. Yeah! You can bring it to you. It travels. It moves. I like how you cradle them over there. Yeah, you've got to talk into the microphone. I love you very much, but big story today. Nikki Haley is out. She was gone roughly two hours after the primaries ended last night for the GOP. Not shocked, but surprised that she didn't endorse Trump. She said, "I'm going to hang off." Are you surprised by that? Yeah. She worked for him for Christ's sakes. You wonder politically they really go well, though. Did it not? No. What was the end result there? Well, she didn't do shit. She was the ambassador to the UN. Right. That job never does shit. No. Well, yeah, he had the previous ambassador to the UN, John Bolton in that position again, as well, I believe. Oh, over two. Yeah. Yeah, Mr. pistachio. It's like two fucking Bush Chaney era dickholes. Yeah. Yeah. And we'll see how it goes, but I'm glad so far that she hasn't endorsed them, frankly, because if they get Chummy again and he tries to put her in some position, I'm not voting for them. You know, I don't want to see her in any cabinet position whatsoever. I don't want to see her again. Like, I'm all good on Nikki Haley. Yeah. I'm done all the way around. She did end up getting one state last night, which was Vermont's. It was a close call towards the end there. She got Bernie's home state. Correct. She got Bernie's home state and she got DC. Yeah. Yeah. That's sense. Right. In American Samoa. Well, what he did. Some of the candidates. He lost in American Samoa. Oh, I didn't know that was real. Are you serious? To white guys. Well, there's only a couple of places outside of the, I know he didn't lose a state. So there's only a couple other places even vote. Puerto Rican votes. American Samoa votes. Does Guam vote too? Guam does too. Okay. Yeah. So Bob, Bob, American Samoa. Who is it? Is it? Jason Palmer. It wasn't like the macho me and Randy Savage. His name was Jason Palmer. Look at this fucking Cooper. Jesus Christ. He looks Canadian to me. He sure does. He's like a flapping head. He looks like the prime minister from Canada in South Park. Now, I don't know much about American Samoa or what the fuck it is or where it is on a map. I couldn't even point that out to you. West. Just keep going West. Yeah. Next to Hawaii. It feels like a Hawaii ish. It is not. Next to is not correct. No. It's not? Where the fuck is it? Bob, let's pull up a map here. I mean, it's in the middle of nowhere. Let's learn today, Bob. Let's learn. Okay. It's not just me. It's in the middle of fucking nowhere. 99% of the people listening at home have no idea where American Samoa is. So here's American Samoa. There's Samoa. Yeah. Then there's American Samoa. Now, I'm going to zoom out for you. All right. Zoom. Zoom. Whoa. Zoom. Bob, you don't have to say it. Wait. Is it that close to? No, I like the zoom, Bob. What's going on? Is that close to Australia? It's not close to Australia. I mean, it's probably like a 10-hour plane ride from Australia. Well, it doesn't look close to America. It's not. It's not. Why the fuck do we own this? Why the fuck do we are we voting on shit like this? Well, it's technically a non-voting state, right? It's a territory. They vote, but it doesn't have any impact on it. They don't have delegates. Okay. So it goes towards the place. It's kind of weird. You know, they get a non-voting member of Congress as well. Okay. Yeah. So they, we let them participate in our primary. They're kind of the nearest country is Australia. Yes. And we just kind of own them, but we don't do shit with them. They don't, it's just like kind of a casual friendship, you know, because they don't pay federal taxes or anything, same as Puerto Rico. They don't go on to the, none of those places pay federal taxes. They just get a non-voting member in Congress. Okay. And what do they do for us in return? Well, every now and again, you'll see one of their non-voting members talking shit in Congress. All right. And then if we need to, if we go to war, we need to land plans there. We own it. It's for war. It's for war. It was only, it was for the Pacific theater. The only reason we're involved in any of these stupid ass countries out there are islands or whatever. All right. So it kind of reminds me of Tropic Thunder. Like is that what it is? Where they land on that islands and then, you know, zh, zh, zh, zh, zh, zh, zh, zh, make me happy. That was Vietnam. It was. Yeah. But although I think they were in Cambodia, they were shooting another island. I don't know where they actually shot that film, but I think they were, they were pretending to be in Cambodia. This is what it reminds me of for the audio listeners, by the way, Bob's got the pictures up. Is that just called the shit shack there, Bob? It's a subtropic shit hole. I mean, this is every other island out there. Shin Smart. This is one of its main roads. Okay. This is kind of like the heart of the island. This is now Fiji. Who do you think lives in that shipping container? This is wibberly right here. That's flaming dragon. That's where flaming dragon is based off. Wow, dude. So is there, I'm assuming there's beaches too. Yeah. I mean, there's, there's points where water meets land. Sure. Well, is there a resort that I can, I can butt fuck in or not? Yeah. Here's a resort you get. What do we got here? It's a resort. I'm hooked on it. Let's see here. I want to know if it's probably a two star. Is there a place that I can butt fuck in that I haven't but fucked in? Oh, look at that food. Look at that bar food. Why the fuck would you go all the way out there to eat shitty bar food? Guys, it's a little, just a little appetizer to get you ready for the shrimp. I certainly got some shrimp and some lobsters there. No lobsters. None. Huh? I wouldn't expect they would have lobsters. Okay. Like someone maybe got married out there on the beach. It kind of looks like a bridal shower for an obese black woman. Look at the sand. Can't see Netta. Look at the sand there. Galveston sand. It's like love is blinds type of vibes there. Yeah. That sand hasn't had time. Oh, yeah. Pull up that happy couple there. Let's see these honkeys. Oh, there's an island. Oh, shit. It's an island. They're in a white woman. She's probably been kidnapped. Sure. Where we're witnessing a crime right here. Zoom in on her face. I want to detect. I want to see if there's real happiness detected in it or if that's. I don't think I can get a gun point because I can't see her his right arm. Well, I wonder if he's got a gun. No, it's holding a fucking this thunderous 38 into the small of her back. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I we can zoom in on her. Yeah, I can't. It's Google images are weird. God damn it. Because this is far away. So she looks happy. Now this is the this is the event hall and the nicest resort on the island. Beautiful. I've been to worse weddings. I don't sound Ohio. Oh, those plastic chairs. Those are the completely plastic chairs. You know, the ones that if somebody over 200 pounds, that's how they break. Also my favorite chair of all time because if somebody's sitting there, you can literally sweep the back legs out of it and break that chair and put them on their ass. Yep. That's that's one of my favorite things to do. It's always a fun game there. What's the name of? Oh, look at that. They got nachos. They got little island nachos there. Just little finger foods. This is the Malou my beach resort. Beautiful. Yeah. But it's closed permanently. Oh, like clothes would show up down to the time part. And then it would say closed and it would tell you when it opened, that one has closed in the title. Yeah, that closed permanently. God damn it, man. There's no reason to go. Try to find me. No, relax. Try to find me a resort there in American small because it appears as if they have the same ideals as we do, you know, what ideals are those that they don't want Joe Biden. Got them there, yeah, they wanted anyone else a guy named Jason Paul, his name was Jason Paul. So I've never heard of Jason Paul. I've never heard of that guy, nor does he appear to be from this island. No, no. He looks Canadian. He sure does. He sure does. There's a nice. Look at that. Look at that backdrop. That's beautiful. Tell me you couldn't butt fuck out there. Just enjoy a nice BS. I'm on a pool. Yeah. Right outside the private pool overlooking the ocean, he's from the waves crashing against the jetties. He's from Aberdeen, Maryland, you're kidding. And what's he do? He went to UVA, then Harvard. Let's see. They were describing him last night on the news as like a tech mogul or something like that. Impact investor served as deputy director for the post-secondary education at the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. So that's not great. Yeah. Epstein. Epstein Island. He's definitely into younger EI women. When children and shit like that. Do you think you fuck Stephen Hawking? I mean, it wouldn't be a tough. He's rolling over. Rolling over. He's dumped the cart. Yeah. But I leave his little keyboard in place because I like to hear no, no, no, no. Because then it's rape. What if you make him press yes, so it's not rape? It's called affirmative consent because then you could film it and be like, look, Hawking asked me to fuck him. He's just kept saying yes, yes, yes, yes, and I don't know how his machine works. Me neither. He's saying yes, and I'm getting fucking laid. I just assume it's like a Simon Says where it's like a speakeasy. We kind of tap it and we're good to go there. Speaking spell. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Whatever, man. We're learning about new things today, Dan. I've learned about that. And we also learned about American Samoa and Jason Palmer. But for Nikki here, long term, what's you wrecking here? You're standing by, she might be a senator one day for South Carolina. My expectation is when Lindsey Graham fucks off, she's going to try to become senator. I doubt I very seriously doubt she'll run again at 28. Do you think he'll strangle bait to death before Lindsey Graham? I think it's going to be. He's going to pull out some anal beads too quickly, and he's going to prolapse himself to death. God damn it, dude. Rough way to go. Well, it's hard for Lady G. Yeah, Lady G is hard out here for Lady G. Now for you, Fox, you're in North Carolina. Do you guys get to vote before you came out here? I did. I actually put it in the group chat yesterday to make sure you vote if it's in your primary. Did you have in Tennessee? No, we didn't have it. I'm in Tennessee. He's in North Carolina. Okay. Well, let's start with North Carolina before we get to Tennessee, all right? North Carolina. Now, I'm watching at home, you know, it took some of those polka dot bars last night, fun times. Just enjoying, just enjoying Super Tuesday, like an American. And my state, which, yes, I still consider North Carolina my state because I'm going back one day. I'm not a Texan. I'm not going to pretend and relax Texans. I'm not going to be like, Oh yeah, man, I'm one of you guys. That's why I'm going back to the beach. That's why Bert won't send you those boots. No, because he knows you're faking. But yeah, that's what it is. That's what it is. It's a real rancher, dude. That's what I want to hear. That's what I want to hear. That's what I want to hear. That's what I want to hear. He's got a bunch of fucking bison because you own him doesn't mean you do anything with him. Well, they, they butcher and sell the meat. I want to see Bert physically do something, put his hand inside the fucking bison. That's what I want to see. Well, he, I saw him feed at one time, but I don't know if he was involved in extracting the waste as well. Well, find out. I know he jacked a couple off. Yeah. Bert, come to the fucking show, bro. You got to breathe. He magically got boots to. Oh, no. He was the old team. Oh, he wasn't. He wasn't breeding him. Oh, no. That's a good game. Yeah. This is just a he could get off. Just Bert being Bert. Yeah. Yeah. Well, so as I'm watching this last night and I'm, by the way, for the audience, this is true. I really do flip through all the channels to kind of see all the coverage, which we'll get to in a second. But at the bottom of whatever channel I was on at the time, I see Robinson running for governor as a Republican and, and then Mark, I believe is his first name. Stein? No. Mark Robinson? Oh, Mark Robinson. Yeah, that black dude that's going crazy. He's the lieutenant governor. He is the current lieutenant governor. Right. So with that, I don't know who Mark Robinson is. And I turn to my wife and I say, Hey, because we got a place there and all that stuff. My family's there still in North Carolina. And I go, Hey, let me just check and see this guy is I was like, I just want to see what color of white he is. Turns out Mark Robinson is not white at all. And he might be the blackest man of all time in the best way. Bob, can you play this clip and is this from last night because we couldn't figure it out? I don't know if it's from last night. Is this the one in the church? Yeah. I think it's from a little while early heat. I mean, he had gotten, I think he went viral off a city hall meeting talking about second amendment rights, got a lot of momentum. And then this past election became a lieutenant governor. So this clip was circulating all over Twitter last night and I had never seen it. I've never seen him. I know nothing about him. And I love him. And I want him to be my new Herschel Walker this year. We'll get to how Herschel is doing in a second, Bob, but play this video for the audience for people who don't know who this is. There's something else I'm not supposed to say, ain't but two genders. Ain't nothing but men and women. And I can already see WRL out there, they got the lickety pistol round, trying to write fear system decay, get every word of this hill, get every word of this hill. You can go to the doctor and get cut up. You can go down to the dress shop and get made up. You can go down there and get drugged up, but at the end of the day you were just a drugged up, dressed up, made up, cut up, man or woman. You ain't changed what God put in you, that DNA. Black churches go off to me. Oh, they love it. You can't transcend God's creation. I don't care how hard you drive. The transgender movement in this country, if there's a movement in this country that is demonic and that is full of the spirit of Antichrist, it is the transgender movement. It's time for grown ups and time for Christians to start standing up and being unafraid to tell the truth. Come after me if you want to. I don't care. You want my head here, it is right here. Wait, who's that? Hey, there's a lone cracker back there, who's that? Who's the one? Who's the one? Who's the one? Who's the one? Oh, he's got to be one. He's a child. He's probably his donor. He's actually earning John sale. He's actually earning John sale. Trying to teach him that mess in our schools. Tell you like this, that ain't got no place at no school. Two plus two don't equal transgender. It equals four. You need to get back to teaching them how to read. Instead of teaching them how to go to hell. Yeah, I said it and I made it. This guy is my new fucking favorite dude and look, I was never stoked to the governor of North Carolina. I hated that motherfucker and it was a Democrat for a while but I had a chance to meet the Republican. Like I said in 2016, we went over this on the show. We got full access to all the candidates, presidential and gubernatorial in North Carolina. And so me and my wife before we were going to meet Trump and Melania and all those guys, they put us in a green room with the governor. And so it was homeboy and like it was the Republican who didn't want the transgender bathrooms. Do you remember that guy's name? No. Fuck. He was there for a while and it cost them the NBA All-Star Game and Charlotte because they ended up moving it and like a Springsteen concert was canceled. You live there. What the fuck is his name? I don't I've only been there for four years. Okay. So I don't know who you talk about. Pat McCraury. Pat McCraury. So I go hang out with Pat McCraury and like Jesus Christ man, he sits down with me and my wife and she's like, oh, so tell me where you're from. And it was like an old school like a televangelist shit. And I was just like, oh man, God damn, we're in it like we're in it, you know, and there's nowhere to go. It's like three of us. It's me, my wife and then him and he starts telling me, he's like, ah, down by the beach out there. I used to roll up my khakis, put my feet in the water and there's just nothing like it in this world. And I'm like, motherfucker, I'm already voting for you. I'm a down ballot guy. You don't have to you don't have to get my votes him. I'm a down ballot guy anyways, you know, you can talk normally or totally. And it just there was no normalness whatsoever. Now this motherfucker rage with on the other side, dude, this would be the best hang of all time. Let's go. I'm all in on Mark Robinson. Who's the Democratic candidate there, do you know, he's the, he's the attorney general. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And what's his sitch? How did he do last night? I mean, he won the primary. Well, but he didn't win my little or a lot like that, that helps because take Dan Crenshaw last night, he was down for a while and wasn't doing that great here. And it looks like the tide is starting to catch up with, with IPatch McCain. How did the Democratic primary shake out for governor in North Carolina? I'm looking for it right now. I just be curious on the percentages on that because that's what I've always found weird about North Carolina is for whatever reason, it's all Republicans and then they left elected a fucking Democratic governor and I was like, huh? And what I've heard from the locals, because I'm not a local, is that he was just a good old boy from mountary and it was just, he's, he's not terrible. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. Right. Right. Right. They both won in blowouts. Stein won by a little bit more than Robinson did, but they both won in. And blowouts? Okay. So he was endorsed by Cooper as well. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So this could be close. I think there's, so yeah, it, it might be close. We'll see how it goes. There's two things to keep in mind. One, Robinson is staunchly anti-abortion, like he has huge shock. He's on, he's on record as saying he wants to eliminate abortion entirely in North Carolina, which is not very popular. It's not great. It also isn't going to be very popular once the news comes out that he's paid for multiple abortions. That'll come out sometime in the next couple of months. You know that for a fest? Yeah. No shit. I think rubsies that are kind of shady and things like that, some financial issues. This guy's getting fucking trounced. He's going to get, he's going to get hammered now on, for, for, to his side, I guess. The exit polling from the North Carolina primary yesterday, 60% of Republicans don't believe that the 2020 election was legitimate, 60% highest in the nation in that state, which means you're, you're probably going to see record turnout for Republicans in North Carolina. So it's going to be weird. You might see the state of North Carolina go for Trump for a pretty big margin and also see this guy lose, which by the way is the same thing that happened in 16, I'm not 16, but in 20, right? Cooper won and Trump won at the same time, right? So that, I could, I could definitely see that happening again here because this guy's kind of a knucklehead. So here's the other part that bothered me about last night and this goes back to the last election we were talking about. I know Republicans will turn out in full force on election day and they'll go for Trump and that'll be great and in person. The problem is these fucking mail-in ballots. So last night, as Super Tuesday was going along, obviously the last state to report is California. They're on the West Coast, you know, seven o'clock closing, that's 10 p.m. Eastern and then they got to count the ballots and everything else. And again, I'm going through all the coverage across the channels and they were like, yeah, you know, we hope to have results soon because they were, all eyes were on Steve Garvey last night in that race. Biden and Trump, we knew we were going to win, that was easy, but they were looking at Steve Garvey and whether or not he was going to make it in, which he did. And it was, it was pretty shocking. But the guy kept saying, we're still waiting on these mail-in ballots and I'm like, God damn it, man, for a fucking shit. For a fucking primary? Dude, we're doing it. Right, exactly. For a fucking primary. So you're already, in my opinion, you're already winding it up the same way that 2020 was of like, well, when Biden got out there, well, there's a bunch of mail-ins out there that need to get there, cool. Have it in time so that they're counted in advance. If this election in 2020 for all these governors and all this other bullshit, if we're waiting weeks and weeks and weeks to find out who the senators and governors are and the President of the United States is again, because of mail-in ballots, people are going to burn shit. Damn. Yeah. I mean, you can't just keep doing this over and over again, even Pennsylvania, the dumbest state in the union, fucking, hey, you guys, they had a horrific problem with their election in 2016 or 2020, and then it corrected it two years later and like, great, man, with the Federman-Os thing, when they elected him, you had the results by, I think, by 11 o'clock at night, Pennsylvania, the dumbest state in the nation figured it out. Why the fuck can everybody else figured out in time as well? It makes no sense to me, but that's the way it felt watching the coverage last night, is this we're going to have to wait for these fucking mail-in ballots, and this is going to be a fuck-all again for another three or four weeks. Yeah, and I don't think it doesn't really matter on the presidential side. I don't think anybody's thinking Donald Trump has a real good shot in California. He might have a better, but I don't think he's going to win it, but I think it matters more for your Senate and your House races there, because I think that, Gary, is going up against Schiff now, isn't he? He's going up against Schiff. Look, Schiff is going to win. I can spoil her alerts. He's going to win. The reason why it was tight last night was because he was going up against two other Democrats. Barbara Lee was on the ticket, who's also-- Right, that's right. He's-- I lived in fucking California for 15, 16 years. She's popular there. Right. She's popular amongst the wealthy class. Correct. Not really amongst statewide voters. But like to every black celebrity in California endorsed her, and she only got like 9% of the votes. But so did Ben Affleck, right? So you had Ben Affleck and Matt Damon and a bunch of celebrities there. On the shift side, it was Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who did his campaign, and he did the voice-over for the trailer, where that's just voicing over a retarded turtle at that point. It's a slower-- it's a younger version of Mitch McConnell, what his face is going to look like later on in life there, and he's a piece of shit. I'm surprised that a celebrity would want to do that, but-- I don't know. I think there's a chance Steve Garvey can win this one, because he's not like a hardcore Republican or anything. He'd be like, "I got Arnold Sitch, where are you?" Yeah, he's a good dude with no skeletons so far. And it's pretty popular in the state. He won by-- there were two different ways, but he was about four points ahead of Schiff. Now there's another 20 points out there that went to Democrats, Katy Porter, and fucking Barbie. Yeah. But you know, it's happened before, I guess, with Schwarzenegger as one of them, and it was after Gray Davis had butt-fucked that state all the hell in back. And we're looking at a situation where Gavin Newsom has butt-fucked that state all the hell in back, right? I don't know if that's going to trickle into the Senate election, but there is some overlap there. You wonder, man, because you think with everything that's going on, people would wake up and be like, "All right, man, I don't want what's going on in my state to keep happening or my cities or all that other shit," but California, besides the Schwarzenegger thing, has been pretty fucking horrific. So I doubt it. My money's on Schiff. You're from California. I'm from California. You've been like that forever since I can remember. No shit. How old are you? I'm 40. Oh, okay. Shit. Sorry, I'm six years younger. With that, though, during your time there-- so shit. You had Schwarzenegger? Schwarzenegger? Just Reagan? Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't bad during those times. Even Schwarzenegger. Ah! Look, I saw it live there during Schwarzenegger. Okay. And it was-- I was fine. Like, shit was-- I was prepared to nowadays anything's going to be-- I thought it was going to be a joke, too. Yeah. And so when Schwarzenegger came out and did it, and we voted for him and all that stuff, it was more about the bit of like, "This will be hilarious." And then he turned out to be great. Yeah. And the cities was at least Los Angeles. City was cleaned up. It was head in there. They had hired all the guys who cleaned up New York City, the crew and the personnel and all that stuff. Shit was going well, and then he got out of there and then it just went off a fucking cliff. And I just can't believe that. Newsome got reelected. So even when they put in that impeachment for him, that he got it again. And that's where that corruption kind of comes into play because there's no way a majority of the people want to continue down that path with California. Yeah. Well, George Soros put a million and a half cash into that election. Yeah. So that helps. Yeah. And speaking of putting cash into an election here, Elon Musk met with Trump two nights ago in Florida, and they're talking about him potentially bankrolling his entire campaign coming up. Now, look, Elon tweeted today that he's not giving money to either guy. Yeah, we did. Yeah. Okay. Pop that up if you can, Bob. I'd like that confirmation because why take the meeting, I guess, if you're him because you have to in case he gets in. So Tesla and SpaceX are heavily funded by the government and have been the whole time. NASA contracts for SpaceX, obviously, and then the clean energy shit for Tesla being subsidized. Okay. So I assume that's why he took the meeting because look, if I'm Trump in that meeting, I say, look, why don't you pick this up and then I'll pick up all those fucking contracts for Tesla, SpaceX and everything else you need here. Well, that would be illegal. It would be, but if it's just two bros rapping, you know, sharing a key bump, that's fine. You don't have to sign anything. Trump doesn't do cocaine. He just takes diet pills. No, I know. I know. He doesn't. He doesn't drink either. Nope. Doesn't do anything. Diet cokes. Well, that just died well. Endless diet cokes. But what do you say here? Is it up on the screen, Bob? Yeah. Just to be super clear, I am not donating money to either candidate for US presidents. All right. Well, I mean, there's another space company out there, brother. It's called Jeff Bezos, you know, that's right. I would have asked to cut that shag and be like, oh man, you don't want Bezos to get those rockets to Mars. You want your big dick up there or his? Which one do you want? He should just point all of his rockets at Marlago. Yeah. Like, hey, man. Hey, man. Oh, I just get pushed all the time, dude. And then and then Bezos puts his rockets there. Yeah. Yeah. Why not? But there was some other wild ones around the nation, the Kristen cinema thing through everything in a chaos in Arizona. Yeah. So the both parties are scrambling because that's kind of an open seat. No, I don't mean open because she's not running an open because it's a purple state, too. Right. So I wanted to ask you about this. So every channel that I pretty much tuned into was either if they were left, they were saying she's really fucking over the Democrats because there's not enough time. And then all the, you know, the right outlets like Fox and Newsmax and all that stuff were saying, well, shit, she's Carrie Lake is going to win by a landslide because there's no way in hell you have a candidate ready to rock who can with name recognition, who could beat her at this point. And I kind of agree with that. Yeah. She may have done that on purpose. That's what it feels like. So was there a phone call made to between the two and said, look, I need you to get the fuck out of here. And home girls like how much is it worth to you? Hopefully given Carrie Lake's past, you would have done that in person because she'd got the RNC chair of Arizona drummed out of town for offering her money to drop out of the race. Yeah. I remember correctly. That was about three months ago. Correct. You can't do it in person. No, you have to do it in person and you do it in a way where it can't be recorded, right? So an acoustical jammer is turn it on and turn it up as long as you don't speak louder than it just makes that, that white noise that you hear from an old television set when you see static on the screen. No shit. Yeah. If you, I have one in my bag, as a matter of fact, right? Really? Yeah. If I'm having a conversation, I don't want somebody to hear, turn that motherfucker up and then you can't hear anything on any kind of electronic recording device. Hmm. There's been another candidate for that seat for a while from the Democrats. Who is it? Ruben, Diego. Is that the same seat? It's not because they obviously do. Well, there's only two Senate seats. Yeah. But so there was, the other guy's in the astronaut. Yeah. Yeah. The astronaut's in. What is his name? Is Gifford? Gifford, yeah. It's Gavin Gifford's husband. Yeah, yeah. So he's a nobody and his wife got shot now. He's in fucking Senate. Dude, he's an astronaut. We're not going to say he's a nobody. He's a nobody. No, he's an astronaut. It doesn't qualify you to fucking be a senator. Fuck it does, dude. No, it doesn't. You've seen the whole world. He's an engineer. He's a fucking nerd. You've seen the entire world do. I've seen less than astronauts being political office. Not a high bar. Buzz Aldrin should have been president. The only reason anybody knows who that guy is because his wife gets shot. Oh boy. That's real. Nobody. You wouldn't know her name. Name 10 astronauts. Me? Yeah. That are current astronauts. You can't name fucking one. Well, we don't have any going up in space. No, we have plenty of astronauts going up in space all the time. There's astronauts in space right now, but that's just because America doesn't respect its astronauts anymore. It doesn't, dude. They're treating them like Southwest Airlines fucking stews. And I don't like it. I want to know all the astronauts. Put them on prime time. Let's get them on name that tune tonight, all right? We don't have any of that fucking bullshit. I want the astronauts to return to glory for Christ's sakes. So yeah, I'll respect the astronaut. We need another fucking catastrophe for people to care. Oh boy. We need another challenger. No. I mean, here's how you-- You need both. We need to accomplish something in space, which we haven't done since 1969, right? Sure. And then we need to have a catastrophe. So people start to revere and respect these people again. Here's how I know that-- I think we need to do a false flag off. Here's how I know that's not true, though, is because you said the challenger, and that's not even the last shuttle to explode. We don't even care about these people anymore. Oh, man. We haven't had a shuttle explode with people on it, though. Yeah, we have the Atlantis. We don't want to know what that is. I don't know what that is. No idea. What is it? Let's give these people respect. That's a resort in the Bahamas. That's not-- Yeah. I've swam in the Atlantis. It's beautiful. Atlantis is not a fucking ocean that's the Atlantic. No, no, no. The hotel. Atlantis is like a lost city that's under water now. They're known-- so the Atlantis hotel is known for this massive megapool for children. Oh, I'm sorry. It was just-- It's fucking dopey shit. The Atlantis is still going. This is how much no one cares. The space shuttle Columbia-- Yeah, the Columbia's the one I was thinking of. Exploded in 2003. With people on it? Yes. Not enough people. Not enough people. Say their names, dude. Say their fucking names. They got to get more people on there, or people that I actually give a shit about. So on "60 Minutes" on Sunday, they did a piece with NASA, and they were saying, "Hey, these are going to be the next people to land on the moon." One of them is a woman. Mistake. One of them is a black guy. And-- The woman's just going to start cleaning the moon. Like, it's not necessary-- Right. A lot of sweeping. Not-- the vacuum's not going to work. Yeah. You're going to have to get it longer. Extension course. She's trying to sweep up the sea of tree inequality, like, just relax, lady. But that's why I think it's not going to explode is they don't want to kill a black guy. Like, anybody else. You kill a bunch of white people. They'll be like, "Oh, Tragedy." Well, I think you bring the black guy in case aliens show up, and you just put-- like, because they're always the first to die, right? So you just-- Or that's the first conversation. Hey, man. That way it frightens the aliens, and then kind of they take a step back. Yeah. I think that is what a black astronaut would sound like to you. Hey, man. Hey. Bob, do you have their names? Let's say their names here, OK? Let's start to get-- From Columbia? Yeah. Commander. Rick Husband. Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Rick Husband? I'm sorry. His last name was Husband. Thank you for that. Oh, thank you for that. Rick Husband. Yeah. All right. Huh. Interesting. We can't get hung up on every name. Keep going. We can. Pilot William C. McCool. Oh, McCool. Yeah. I don't believe these are real names. Yeah, they are. Does that lightening-- sounds like Lightning McQueen from cars or shit? Yeah. Who we got? Specialist. Mission specialist Michael P. Anderson. Yeah. That's just a white man name right now. Big Mike. All right, P. Big Mike. It's a what man's name? White man. White man. Oh! It's the one black guy. It's the dude with the whitest name and the history of names. But back then, we didn't care about if, you know, another race died. Now the country is super racist, Dan, and we have to care, whereas back then, everything was fine. Shit, we should have put George Floyd on one of these things. No shit. Put the fucking rocket falls on his neck. Bush. You made me say it, dude. I just wanted to be on this fucking show. You wanted to be on this show? You're not wrong. Yeah, he lifts up the lid on his fucking space helmet. I can't breathe. And that's it. It's like getting on that space, bro. Oof. Same thing. Yeah. Same time. Same time. And you guys are promoting your company today, which is good. [LAUGHTER] Who else died on this fucker? Who we got? I was getting into. We got-- Topana Chawa. Mission specialist. I'm sorry, what? I think that's a-- Indian lady? Yeah. That's a common thing. Where is it? That actually checks out. Well, she's an Indian woman. Oh, she's smart. OK. They're better than white men. Yeah. She can operate on me any time. God. David M. Brown. Yeah. No, that actually kind of sounds black, but he was a white man. Delco's the MVP today. I love this music one-life itself. Laurel Clark. [LAUGHTER] Laura, a woman named Laurel? Yeah. Isn't that a man's name? No. I mean, it's Laurel. Marty. Yeah. That was his last name. Yeah, that's right. Beautiful. That's a nice person. And just to make it a little more diverse-- I don't like this one. --and any somatic Elan Ramon. Yeah, why is he having this fucking Israeli flag to go back? Wow. He was the payload specialist. Yeah. You bet he was. Is that an Israel flag in the back? He's an Israeli fighter pilot. Oh, he would have been fucking nuke in God. So, like, I'm pretty slow. Are we sure he wasn't the space laser? Yeah, he's probably the guy that installed that space laser. Sure is. Marjorie Taylor Greene was talking about. Yeah. I got to see those things on Twitter last night. The space lasers? Yeah. They're incredible, dude. Why aren't we using that on a daily basis? You should see the rail gun. Is that real? It's a 65-foot piece of tungsten. I've heard about it, but is that a real thing? It's shit. Like, from ship to land, it generates a two-kiloton yield, right? Which is like a small nuke. Yeah. From space? I don't even know how big it would be. You know, like 15 kilotons? Man. Without all the fallout. So, yeah, with no radiation. Marjorie Taylor Greene last night. Bob, if you want to pull up this clip you can from Marjorie Taylor Greene on Twitter. She's getting interviewed by a reporter from the BBC at Mar-a-Lago last night, and they brought up the Jewish space lasers. Was she drinking? I don't know. No, she's fine. Because it was a party last night. Some of my friends were there last night. It was a bit of a party. Let's go to the next one. You want to go to the next one? No, I don't. Why? Because I don't want to be around any of those people. People always ask me why we don't go, and I'm like, "Dan will never go." I know. I'm like, "Dan will never go with me." I mean, I guess if I was on cocaine the whole time it'd be fine, but you can't carry a gun because Secret Service is everywhere. Can't do that, but you can do cocaine? I don't go anywhere. I can't carry a gun like that. People took drugs in the White House when I was there? Oh, yeah. cocaine would be fine. Yeah, all right. I'm not letting... I'm not letting... Plenty of booze. All right, play this clip. This is really funny. God. He's closer to picking his VP, and should you be on that list? Oh, you know, that's the question everyone asks, and no, I don't think Nikki Haley should be on the list. But of course President Trump will choose who he wants for VP. Would you like to be on that list? He's got a long list. I support President Trump in any way, any way he'd ask me, but I can assure you it won't be Nikki Haley. And can you tell me why so many people that support Donald Trump love conspiracy theories, including yourself? He seems to attract lots of conspiracy theories. Well, let me tell you, you're a conspiracy theorist, and the left and the media spreads more conspiracy theories. We like the truth. We like supporting our Constitution, our freedoms, and America first. What about Jewish space lasers? Tell us about Jewish space lasers. No, why don't you go talk about Jewish space lasers, and really, why don't you fuck off? How about that? Oh, sure. Here it is, dude. I like it. I don't mind when politicians get salty. Nice. Yeah. I remember Biden told somebody to fuck off, and I thought that was justified too. I don't mind it. And like when people post about shit like this, it's like, "Bro, you ask a question like that." Eventually, people are going to have enough. Yeah. And I actually ended up apologizing to her when she was on the show after I saw the goddamn lasers from Israel, and I was like, "You know what? I was wrong. They really, they exist." And she was like, "Yeah, I'm on the defense committee. Like, I get to see what's coming through." And I was like, "Fuck, dude. I'm sorry." AOC let somebody up yesterday too. What is she? What was her thing, dude? She was at, she was seeing Dune with her fucking ginger husband. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Who looks like, man, he just doesn't look like a real human being to me, to be honest. No. He's like, "Fuck it." These Palestine protesters were following her around, and he used to play the whole thing. Oh, really? Yeah. You used to call it a genocide. I need you to just call it a genocide. It's not a thing that there's a genocide happening. You're not acting to be against it. You're lying. I'm lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're talking about it. You can't say it's a genocide, but you can't say it's a genocide. You can't say it's a genocide, but you can't say it's a genocide, but you can't say it's a genocide. You can't call it a genocide, but you can't say it's a genocide. You can't say it's a genocide. You're not lying. You're not lying. You've been saying it's a genocide. You haven't been calling it a genocide. You're talking about lying. You've been saying it's a genocide. You're saying. Over here you guys, if you want death or death, you'll see you can't just say it for once. Just say it a word. That's it. That's all we want you to say. Or you're not able to help me with what you call it. Jesus Christ. People are jealous. Stop. Stop. Oh. Put your foot down. Oh, he's not going to fight anybody. No. No, no dude that has his jeans. Put it, and you're going to cut this, and you're going to clip this. Cuffed up like that. So that is completely out of context. I already said that it was, and you're only just going to pretend that it wasn't over and over again. It's fucked up, man. If you're not helping people, and you're not helping them. You refuse to. You're not helping them. So with this, man, when I see shit like this, I don't agree with it. I don't think these people should be chased down and fucking harassed. Yeah, but she agrees with it. No, I understand. Bob, you can find the fucking Twitter post from her. If you just keep scrolling down, to be honest, you'll see a side-by-side of that video and her Twitter post where she said protests are meant to be uncomfortable for me. And I get it. So for her, this is fine. Yeah, fuck her. Do I want to see this, though, for every fucking politician? No. If you come out and make a statement like this, absolutely. Fuck off. I do. Politicians should be afraid of people. They should live their lives in constant fear that if they do the wrong thing, they're going to be lynched in the fucking street, frankly, because you're giving them power over your liberty, which is the most precious gift you have. But are you really giving them power? If you didn't vote for these people, why chase them down if they got in, right? Because you can't convince everybody to pick the same person. Have to imagine these people did vote for her. Yeah. Those people voted for her. That's racist, Bob. No, but those people, by the way, in the video, so I recognize them. They've been doing this to pretty much every politician on the hill, in particular Democrats, because they think Democrats are going to do something about this. By the way, this is the first genocide in the history of the world where the population actually grew. Oh. Come on. Oh, yeah. How is that possible? Gaza has grown by like 3000 percent in the last 20 years. Oh, it's a genocide. Oh, is it cool, man? Yeah. We're just saying words now, huh? Dan, we got some sponsors that put this shit wagon on the air first and foremost go spend.com forward slash drinking, bros, 50 percent off everything in the entire store. Why? Why? With the promo code drinking bros at checkouts over their best mattresses in the biz, all now 100 percent made in the USA. Let's go. 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The networks, in particular, last night we're trying to stretch time for all of this because they were just blowouts on both sides all the way around. Crenshaw, Dan Crenshaw, though, I saved for last, he was real close to not getting the 60% needed there. People are starting to get fed up with his bullshit, which was refreshing to see. Not enough people. No, the only reason he won was because he had the full weight of the RNC behind him, but that will not be the case moving forward, my understanding. I think Trump's going to, I don't know this for sure, but there's a very good chance that Vivek Remiswami becomes the RNC chair for the next six years or so. Oh yeah, they haven't named a replacement from Ron. That would be a big boy move. I'm hearing that there's a very good chance it's going to be him. Did he get a new district? Who? Crenshaw, I'm sure he's on a different map. Yeah, it's different. It probably got redrawn. Yeah, but he has the oddest-shaped district in the entire country, I think. This one, it's not. It's like wraps around. You used to wrap around the side of Houston. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why I'd mention it because I just was looking at the results and it's clearly a different map now. Yeah, I'll show it real quick. Maybe. But Texas has been pretty good at gerrymandering their districts. But we also have some weird counties too, like Hayes County is like a weird hexagon that goes under Austin and to the west of it a little bit. It's like a Weinstein dick. It's kind of smashed in and then there's a part on the side and you're like, "All right, cool. What time is the injection? What time do I get raped by Weinstein? What is that?" Yeah, I mean, don't be shocked if Crenshaw's six years from now on CNN. Oh, yeah. Right, with his buddy Adam Kennedy. Would not fucking shock me in the slightest. But he did eke through and then because you guys were asking in the DMs, I don't know why you just didn't Google it. Brandon Herrera lost last night. But he's in a runoff. Run off. Yeah. So what does that mean? It means him and Tony Gonzalez, the top two now go to a runoff campaign. And when does that start in being a couple of months? It started today. Oh, it did. But it'll be in probably fucking June. Two or three months, June. All right. Well, then I apologize. I apologize. I don't know. We'll see him settle the audience. He and Cody are coming to that thing Saturday. Okay, great. We'll ask him, yeah. Because then I apologize to the audience for asking that question. I don't know what a runoff is in a district for Congress. What do they end up doing? This isn't the case in every state. I don't think. I don't think so. I've never heard of it. If nobody gets 50% or more than it goes to a runoff and it's the top two, even if it was like 49% and 50 candidates with 1% each, the top two would go to a runoff. Okay. Yeah. And when does that end before the general election? Yeah. Yeah, sure. I don't know what that says, but the Georgia runoff's like Herschel Walker was in a, was in a run off. Who is that up? Herschel Walker. How's he doing Bob? How's Herschel doing? Still running. Okay. Uh, but he, uh, yeah, they got, he went to a runoff with, with Warnock and Warnock was in a runoff in 2020 as well. So was awesome. Uh, because Georgia has run offs for like everything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, I was unaware that Texas did, but we're obviously near to the state. So, uh, apologize to the audience. I didn't understand what that meant. Um, and then, uh, there was another fun one last night where they were trying to cancel Doritos online. I'm sorry. The, the Republican and Democratic primary run offs of which they're both will be on May 28th. Oh, all right. Let's come on quick. Wow. So month and a half. One day. Can we go and vote there? Two, two months. It's in San Antonio. That's close enough, right? Um, yeah. I mean, look, if you can vote when you're dead, why not when you're in the wrong place? They have voter ID in Texas. Yeah. Uh, but last night also, like, as I was going through this, uh, they were trying to cancel Doritos last night. And I was like, what? We're not doing this fucking bullshit. What was it over? What? Cause they made like a gay Dorito now. No, they hired a transgender, same exact thing as Bud Light. So we're just going to like boycott any company that hires a person that's a fucking tranny loud. Well, here's the difference. I'm not doing that. I don't need Doritos anyways, because that's garbage. You should put it into your body. I love Doritos. I love you Doritos. I'm not mad at you. But, uh, here's the difference. They saw what happened to Bud Light, and they were like, nope, fired, fired, get, get them. And then they issued a apology. You're like, get them out of here. Yeah. But are they going to get sued now? Uh, great question. You can't just fire somebody because they're a fucking tranny. Um, although you should be allowed to because that's a mental illness, right? It's in the DSM. It used to be. It's still in the DSM, is it? Yeah. I think a gender dysphoria is still a mental illness. I think technically. Yeah, I think you're right. Um, so it was, and this was... They didn't fire her for being transgender. Let's see him because that's... I don't know which... I don't even know which. It's got a dick. It's got a dick, but... But, uh, it's got a... It's got a ween-ess. Oh. Doritos. For being a self-described pedophile, as I believe. Oh, okay. Well, that'll do. Oh, that's a crime, so... Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's, that's gonna happen there. It's weird. It's in the Bud pretty quickly. A weird that a dude pretending to be a woman is also a pedophile. Is that normal? Never said it on this show. [laughter] Or every single time, but... It was also Doritos Spain. It was. It was an influencer in Spain. Yup. And this boycott ended up so hashtag boycott Doritos. I'm not doing that. It was on our fucking Twitter last night and it was trending. One fucking dummy at the organization is woke and hire some dumb trinity to fucking do a marketing campaign, and then you're just going to get a boycott, a whole company like fuck off. Here's what happened. I don't like it with Bud Light either because it's more like your boycott in a company that employs American people because you're mad that some dude is pretending to be a woman. Like fuck off, man. That's stupid. I don't fucking care either way. In my opinion, dude, no better, no, no, you're fucking audience. Is mine on this one, but for this, I was surprised it is, though, right? But I don't think that's a political stance to like have a bag of Doritos. You walk into a building and somebody's got some cool ranch, you're like fucking woke bitch. The transgender issue is really, really a writer left. There's a ton of people on the left now that are just like, hey, I'm done with this bullshit and I don't want it happening to kids and everything else. So like, I think this is more just an overall movement of everybody, but this had carried over into America and all that other shit. Here's what happens in cases like this, I guarantee you they saw this trending on Twitter last night and they were like, all right, comb everything they've ever done. What's the reason we can't get rid of them for other than transgender? Boom. It was actually the other way around, so people dug up this person's old shit. What did he say? I want to do hooligan things. So this is translated from Spanish, so it's a little wonky, but essentially he, whatever we were talking about, went into fucking 12 year old girl in the ass. Oh. And Dorita. Well, Lisa was a girl. Yeah. But are you? Do you have to get it lop to us? I mean, you still keep your wiener? Oh, you just say you're a girl now. That's it. I don't know anything. Okay. Yeah. See, to me, if you're going to do it, have the line drawn and have the dick cut off. You know, what you can do is just eat meat because not one cattle rancher in America is higher in tranities to do their marketing. No, they're not one. No, not one will have that will never happen. They'll just fuck dudes. Just like everybody else. Yeah. I mean, you spent in your hand first. Exactly. You show that butthole, the appreciation to the deserves, and I feel like if you're riding around on a fucking leather saddle all the time, you may have some problems down there, right? Fissures. Yep. Or what did they used to call it? Stinks. Bob, what? It definitely stinks. Yeah. What did they used to call hemorrhoids? We looked it up when we were looking at the dillotherm the other day. Anal fissures? No, something else. Let's see. Let's see. Piles. Piles. That's it. Piles of sores on your asshole. Sure to go. I guess. I don't know what it means. Look. This used to be a proper country. What are we talking about? It used to be a proper country. I'm not a carnivore. We're moving to carnivores. So Doritos shipped them out, and they're good to go there. I love Doritos more in life itself. That's one of those products like Chick-fil-A. When Chick-fil-A was going through their gay shit, you know, when they said they hate gays and all that stuff, I was like, man, you're not, nobody's boycotting Chick-fil-A. They're too good. Same with Doritos. Nobody's boycotting Doritos because they're too delicious. It would have to be egregious, man. I mean, you'd have to smash up Doritos in your hand, rub them on a dog's asshole, and then watch some dude fuck that dog for me to be like, eh, I might give up Doritos. What if you found out that the Doritos were made from dogs? I'd be okay with it. They're too good. You wouldn't even ask what kind of dog? Because for me, it would depend on the type of dog. No. No. If it was Chihuahuas, I wouldn't give a shit. That's not a real dog. Right. Right. Yeah, dude, whatever they taste like I'm all in, so I don't really give a fuck what's going on there. Same with Chick-fil-A. But like was the easy one because we just got rid of it because it was shitty, but there's a handful of companies. McDonald's is on that list for me. I'm not giving them McDonald's for shit. I don't give a fuck if they kill Ronald in front of my kids. Like if I'm going through the drive-through and they stab Ronald right through the fucking heart and there's blood everywhere, I'm still gonna rip that happy meal out of his hand before he dies. Like, thanks for playing homes. It's not the best food, but you know what you're getting. You know the expectation? Yeah. It's not gonna fail you. Yeah, that's true. McDonald's is pretty consistent. It's great. It's not ice cream machine. It's broken. Like you like Popeyes. I don't really like it. I don't buff up with Popeyes. I like their chicken sandwich. I like chicken sandwich. I like chicken sandwich. Yeah. But Popeyes is wildly different based on where you go to buy it. Correct. Like if there was one down the street here, which I think there is, it's probably pretty good. It is. But if there's one in the other direction. It's not good. Don't go there. Yeah. Shittin' through a screen door. Yeah. And you can smell the cools. Things get worse on their fingertips. The farther east you go in a city, the worse things typically get. I don't know why that is. If you find a road called Martin Luther King, Jr. Boulevard, drive far away, and that's just for any city you live in there, I can promise you that. But there's a handful of other ones like, man, I'm not giving up. Even after Jared Fogle fucked those kids, I didn't give up Subway. Jersey Mike's a superior to Subway. It is. But I'm just saying, I still, I still fuck with Subway. So like, there's a bunch of places like that. Even Nike was tough with the Kaepernick shit. And then Kanye came along and created the Yeezys and I was like, all right, cool, man. I have no problem with that whatsoever. It's funny how we didn't care about the slavery. No. But it was like kneeling for the flag. Kneeling for the flag. We didn't care. I didn't care about the Chinese kids in a closet. And even my Jordans together, I didn't care about that at all. Actually, that's why I like the shoes. I was like, oh, man, I feel youthful wearing these motherfuckers. There's four-year-olds. I mean, those tiny little hands to stitch. You need the tiny little hands to stitch it. And when they fall out on the line, they just turn them in the leather for the next pair of shoes. Exactly. Move on. Yeah. And the kids would expect it. So would the parents to be like, well, he did lose his fingers. He was irresponsible. Yeah, but he died for a good cause. Exactly. You know what I mean? Exactly. And my fucking Air Force ones, you know? Yes. There's worse causes. This little giant chord. This little giant chord. This little giant chord. The giant chord. And died from my drip, dude. He fucking died from my Linsanaes. They give you a certificate of authenticity. Oh, no. He's got a picture of him and a little thumb print on it. It's like an old cabbage patch dog. They're worth more to sneaker heads. Yo, man, did a fucking Chinese kid die. He sure did. That's too grand. Yeah. It's too grand. Speaking of which, craggers, I know you're out there. I know you're out there in the chat, dude. I'm going to need a pair of those gold Trump shoes before the election. Now that we're in, now that it's done, dude, I need those gold Trump shoes, man, for election night. The ones from 2020 I can't wear again, those are bad luck. The Donald sent those and I appreciate it. We didn't win, though. Allegedly. The gold ones are... Allegedly. The gold ones are... Was it sneaker con? Is that what it was? Yeah, it was sneaker con, yeah. I mean, the place was bananas that he was there. I mean, it just went cr... I just want to see him in him. I want to see him wear those. I don't think he'll wear them. Yeah. Have them dress up like Jamie Kennedy. Whatever that... What was that fucking movie? Malibu. Malibu's this one. Yeah. It'd be great. How much of those goddamn things going for? Because they don't... I ran right now. Well, I know. Do they drop it all, Bob? Pull him up on eBay. It'd be a thing that we... Don't buy them on eBay because they're going to be fake. No, so eBay, I will say, they send them to an authenticator now. It's a good and bad thing. So I ordered a pair of shoes for the basketball season. They were like, "Oh, we're going to send these to the authenticator." The fuckers took like six weeks to get back. But they did... So they come back now with this eBay approved tag on it, and I believe it's in Philadelphia. What's the lowest price? Two grand? Two grand? I've seen two grand. Some of this stuff's a little... Well, that's us, like $510. Well, that's the biz. We should just make our own trunks shoes. We should just make our own trunks shoes. We should just make our own trunks shoes. We should just make our own trunks shoes. We should just make our own trunks shoes. We should just make our own trunks shoes. We should just make our own trunks shoes. We should just make our own trunks shoes. We should just make our own trunks shoes. 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But that being said, so that's kind of our definition of what gold star is, a family member. So we honor ten fallen special operations soldiers a year. We do that by putting on a three gun competition. It's a competitive shooting event that involves a rifle, a pistol rifle shotgun. We put on ten different stages, one for each honoree. And then the families come out. We have over 270 paid competitive shooters. Holy shit. Yeah, and we sell out within 30 seconds. Really? Yeah. Where can everybody sign up for this? So that's going to be on practicecore.com. However, it's going to be. Practice score. Practi score. Practi score. Spell that out for the audience. I often do it for the Adreas. Yeah, yeah. Just for that exact reason. P-R-A-C-T-I-S-C-O-R-E. Practi score. That took you a long time to think. Man, I don't know if I can do it. I watched you think about it too. I'm not on the spelling bee challenge here at elementary school man, you know. Like it. But yeah, man, so we do that. We'll open registration on May 18th. We sell under 30 seconds. But overall, we have 500 people in attendance from the public just to honor these guys. The families come out and they actually get to shoot their loved one stage. We have a squad just for them. We usually have the Army Marksmanship Unit, the Marine Corps shooting team with them, obviously coaching them through. My goal for this event is that the public sees who the men were, these men and women, because we have men, women in soft also. But when somebody passes away, what I hate seeing is they see the uniform, which is rightfully so, we're proud to serve. But it's kind of like they're expected. We knew what we signed up for and I hate that. So I want them to see the brother, the husband, the uncle that were behind these uniforms and the sisters and mothers. So during our event, there's a bio that's read at that stage. And it's a bio about that person, what they love to do with their kids, what they like to do on the weekends. So everybody gets to know a sense of who they were. And then we culminated on that Sunday with the Remembrance Ceremony, where the family gets up on stage and just speaks as much or as little as they want about their loved one. All the money goes back to the families. We have four phases. We give 100,000 to the families, divided up 10 ways at the event. Then phase two is we help them with scholarships, random repairs for their house. We send holiday checks to all of our families. So this year, we'll have 68 families. Holy shit. And then phase three, we select a predesignated number of families from the past or present. And we send them all expensive paid vacation from Disney World to Aruba to, I think, Jackson Hole, Wyoming was another one. American Samoa. American Samoa. Put it on the map. We'll have to draw them all into that contest. Yeah. And then phase four is in 15 years, I'm hoping that we can be able to buy a house or pay off or get one of these families in dire need. So that's overall what we do, man. And in short, we just want to make sure that these guys are not forgotten, man. They've sacrificed everything for us. And we shouldn't share that they're not forgotten. And their families really understand that we'll always be here for them. That's amazing. And how did you guys get started in this? So funny story. My military career was not very illustrious at all. I came in at 32, very young age to join the Army. Eric was actually one of my cadre over at SWIC. I was in a med hold trying to get back in the course. And obviously that didn't happen. But I met Eric and then our buddy Bryce. Eric and Bryce started the foundation together. They were already shooting competitive. And I think that's when a couple of your buddies had passed. The Jordan was doing it. The Jordan was doing it. The Jordan was doing it. The Jordan was doing it. I think it was in 2017. They went through the Jordan. It was a security base that they were staying on. And a guy opened fire on and killed two of them. Three of them, excuse me. And that was when you were doing your SWIC time. So his unit is deployed and he's losing buddies over there. And what can I do to remember these guys and take care of their families. Everyone remembers when it happens around the time and maybe even a year. But after that, two, three, four years down the road. Who's remembering these families who's taking care of these Gold Star families? Their main source of income is no longer with them. And so Eric and Bryce were already shooting. They had done a cadre match there. And so then it just kind of blossomed out. Our first year we had eight honorees. And then from there it's been 10 each year and it's just grown organically. We have the best volunteers in the world that are bought in. 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