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I want to give a shout out to everybody who came to the meet and greet at H.E.B. here at Nutty Brown. I ended up selling 86 cases there, dude. That was a lot. We gave out free Olive Garden dressing here, which you see in my hand on Patreon. Somebody left theirs, and I took it. I'm not going to give it back to him nor ask who it is. You got a butt chug there? Sorry. Yeah. I would love to. The finest dressing that has ever been made in the history of the United States. Boom. I'm going to read some of these ingredients. Oh. Straight from Italy. Um. Straight from Italy. Soybean oil. Poison. Love it. Let's see. I want more of it in there, actually. Um, duh, duh, duh, duh. What else? Psh, psh, psh. Mm, dextrose. That's actually not that bad. It's not, dude, because it's the greatest Italian dressing ever made. Soy milk from Real Italian. Soybean oil has compounds that are going to make you produce more estrogen. Great. So you're going to- I need it. I'm too much of a man. No, you'll grow titties. That's what will happen. Nah, not me. I just had a PR on the, on bench today at the gym, so. I feel pretty good about my life. Now, how'd you do a PR on the bench when you were walking on a treadmill? What's that? It was not on a treadmill today. Did not go on a treadmill. Today was just a classic lift day, no cardio, no nothing, you know. Just had to get it in, popping up PRs a little with the gym, asking for strangers to spot me just so I could show my dominance. You get it. Going on the Smith machine? Yeah, you get it, dude. It's just my life, just dropping fucking PRs. 315 today, you know, bench, which is great for a man who just turned 34, not bad, not bad. If you're at home saying, "I can't do that and I'm jealous," wash your fucking face. All right? We've got some news to get to, ding it. We always start with the memes here on the Monday. Yeah. How dark are these tonight? Pretty, pretty dark. Oh shit. Fuck, dude, true story, coaching, playoffs, kids, basketball. Last game of the year, obviously, right? And you never know, I don't say what I do for a living to the parents. I just say that I own a seltzer company, that's it, right? And I'm just like, "Hey, this simple seltzer guy salesmen, you know, just selling booze to the people, that's it." One of the parents, so at the end of it, these group of parents comes up and they go, "Hey, dude." We listen to the show. And I was like, "Get the fuck out." They did not look like people who listened to the show whatsoever. And I go, "Get the fuck out of here." And they go, "Yeah. Were they Asian?" No, they were not. They were white. But it's just, you know, we have a very distinctive look. We'll have some people up here, some listeners in the studio. They were dressed nice. They had all their clothes. Correct. They were not the pieces of shit that we all, you know, really thrive on here, like these guys in the back. Yeah. Cut to the back real quick. Delco, let's just see these. You can see them back there. It looks like a militia planning the next J6. I love you guys. But these were upstanding individuals and they said, "Hey, man, we just started watching the show." Like somebody said that you had a big podcast and whatever and I was like, "Oh, fuck." And I go, "What episode do you start with? Do you mind?" And they said the not-so-black history episode and I was like, "Oh, my God, dude. I was so embarrassed." Why? We went really hard on that show. Yeah. One, two, it stayed in the charts for an entire fucking week, that show, which is rare. On the Apple charts change every hour. That stayed in the charts for an entire fucking week and they were dying laughing at my humor so dark I pick cotton line. So I thought that was good. I did, too. But starting off with that one in the catalog, holy shit, dude. It's real hit and miss. It was bad that it landed and it came through, but I was embarrassed at first. Am I going to be more embarrassed today at these memes? Maybe. But not more embarrassed than Fanny Willis must be right now. Did she lose? Is it over? No, but did you not hear the testimony? Oh, it was the best. Bob, before we do the memes, can you play that? Which one? The guerrilla grip. It's at the bottom of the links right before the memes. It's the last one now. Oh, Fanny, Fanny, no. Oh, God, I didn't play it. This is true. By the way, this is an altered or doctored or AI. This is actual testimony from the Fanny Willis trial that's going on right now. Got in play. 928-444, which is 928-444-3555. What's the owner name of this phone? The name that would appear on, say, a Bluetooth device is found on mine 32, which is guerrilla grip pussy pal, which is 19. So the SSID of her Wi-Fi was guerrilla grip pussy pal. Sure was. It just keeps getting better. It does. And there's an element of race to that, too, where, hey, dude, I remembered you in front of the church saying, how is a strong black woman supposed to take on the world and not be able to blow up a marriage and pay a guy illegally and all this other shit. Now you're leaning into, I have a guerrilla grip pussy. Yeah, I guess. So good for her. Yeah. Good for her. She's supposed to be coming down here any hour. So I'm looking forward to that. Yeah, it goes. Big fan. What do we got up first with the main set? First meme is called Ching Chong. Come on, man. Ching Chong? That's right. Okay. It's a sketch from Cracker Milk, which is one of my, it's my second favorite sketch group out there right now. Cracker Milk? Yeah. Cracker Milk. They're right below there. They're like kind of a smaller Australian version of Friday beers. Okay. All right. Let's see. Hey, dude, want to get some lunch? I'm driving. You're driving. Just because I'm Asian. I can't drive a car. I didn't say that. I can't drive a fucking car. Just because I have small little eyes, I can't see the road. Fuck you. Forget it. Oh, my God. Hey, dude, want to get some lunch? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Hey, dude, want to get some lunch? Holy shit. How good is that? I was not expecting that whatsoever. Yo, listeners, at the end of that statement, the young Asian man took his small dog that was in his arms and threw it in the microwave and turned it on high. So Asians do cook dogs. At least he's in on the bit, you know, and I like it. Big fan of that. If we're starting there, how bad is this going to get today? Don't worry about that. This next one's called no yellow. Fuck. Would you know what that means? Yeah. Sure do. Sure do. Bob. So there's a picture of a gentleman with a lady and in the background is his yellow Humvee, H2, I believe, like an entourage, and the caption says, five years of owning this yellow beast, great memories, but time to move on. She will be missed crying emoji. His friend Richard Williams responds, get her to wash the Hummer before she goes because his lady, in fact, is Asian American. Yeah, she's yellow. She's yellow too, along with the vehicle there and a big fan of that. What this tells me is if you're a married to an Asian woman, it's perfectly fine to call her the yellow beast. It sure is. It sure is. Pull this picture up one more time, though, Bob. Isn't this the guy that you picture in your mind of like, hey, who's going? Which one of your buddies is going to marry overseas? This is that guy to a tee, right? Actually, me and Dan at the World Series sat in front of a guy who clearly got his second wife. Oh, yeah. From. She was a fob for sure. I had no idea where she was, what language we were speaking, nothing. I shut the fuck up at the World Series. Yeah. And he had like too tight of a grip on her, too, like she was trying to flee. It seemed like they, correct me if I'm wrong, Bob, but it felt like he was like, I don't know. It seemed like she was being lightly restrained and you guys didn't want to call anyone in that sit. She just let it ride out. Stop my business. Yeah. I'm there to watch the God damn World Series. All right. I can't have human trafficking ruin game two. Do we, we lost someone, right? Max for you. No. Well, that game. Yes, but not the series. Okay. Well, what was it? Was it game three? Two. That got the job done. Is that the first place though? You take a mail order bride in America is like, Hey, she should be behind playing side, bud. Yeah. To tail as old as time. Oh fuck the yellow beast, dude. Or maybe that's a test. Like when you have, uh, when you're getting a dog trained, you take it out in public for the last test. Sure. See if it behaves. Yeah. Maybe it was it. We'll see. Uh, next up is grape was a bad choice. Okay. This one, I don't know. Again, play it, bomb. I'm making it a grape soda feels like a choice, huh? Wow. Well, Bob, you want to explain what just happened there? Uh, a white gentleman, uh, stands in the background of the video with a, uh, can of grape soda in the foreground and the white gentleman takes out a whip, does a little fancy wind up and then whips with precision, the can of grape soda, uh, exploding it in half. Yeah. Yeah. Grape soda, uh, stereotypically is enjoyed by African Americans who, while they were enslaved in the United States, uh, we're often, um, whipped as punishment. Yeah, yep, yep, I was, uh, at the store at the, the meet and greet with Dan as a true story on, on Friday nights, uh, and he looks over at, uh, one of our competitors' products, happy dad. And he goes, Hey, dude, they sign with death row and the flavor is grape and I go, yeah, I'd like that's, the stereotype is real there. I don't actually. Snoop Dogg and grape. I don't get that stereotype totally grapefana because I grew up, everyone I grew up around grape soda, orange soda. Well, that's because of where we live, Bob. We live near a black metropolitan city. That's fair. I mean, so like Atlanta, same thing, man, I drank the shit out of grapefana. White black when I drank so much fucking grape soda as a child and orange. Oh, orange is, is, uh, it's a new flavor, I believe that's coming out this fall for us. And yeah, we know our audience, and I can tell you where that's headed, Bob, uh, after the show, because that contract's not done, but it's, uh, it's coming. What do we got up next? Uh, this next one's called racist building. Racist building. Okay. Guys, there are 9/11 one in there today. Yes. Don't be racist, I am a building. Don't be racist, I am a building. I don't even know what the fuck this means. It's just, it's, it's just an excuse to add the, the 9/11 footage to, to a sketch feels mostly offensive to buildings. Yeah. It's not. Look, it never gets old to me because I'm always shocked by it. I'm still shocked by seeing the towers. One of my favorite things from when Oppenheimer came out, um, and they did like barber hunt, you know, the barber thing, um, I guess they made a whole thing, like in Japan, there was a barbenheimer advertisement or something. And they were mad because they were like, Oppenheimer's about the atomic bomb. We were nuked. It's horrible. Like that's a scar on our history is a dark portion of our history, whatever that, that's like a traumatic to us. They're like, how would you like it America? If we made some like ridiculous, like light-hearted 9/11 thing and Americans were like, oh, we'd do that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Those jokes started like two weeks after 9/11, bud. Yeah. I don't, not sure. You over got for you. Remember? Yeah. He was the first one that I remember when we talked to him. We talked to him when, R.I.P. when he was on the show, we talked to him about it. Yeah. But yeah, I could see them doing a rom-com, a 9/11 rom-com over there in Japan. It's kind of a make him up for Oppenheimer, you know, I think it would work. I mean, this is, this is the goaded 9/11 joke to me and this was really early on. This is like 2002, 2000. Arrested development? Yeah. Go ahead. You may or may not know, Lindsey and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Really? When did that start? Well, I don't want to blame it all in 9/11, but it certainly didn't help. But anyway, I need your help. I don't think a marriage failing for 10 years just blames 9/11. It tore a lot of people up, dude, you know. I mean, ruined a lot of relationships. But David Cross and his comedy special that came out a year or two after 9/11 made like a series of incredible jokes about it. He's like, you know, there was a guy somewhere in the Midwest that owned a flag company and as soon as he saw those towers go down, he goes, "Hello, flag money." Yeah. That's true. And him, Toby Keith, anybody with American flags and Toby Keith really made out like a bandit on 9/11. Yeah. All right. Peter Keith, by the way. Yeah. This next one's called "This Ain't Texas." It's the Beyonce song. Oh. Got it. Got it. Bob, you got to read this in here? Her. OMG, I'm pregnant. What are we going to do? It's a black man. Oh, fuck, that's so goddamn good, man. That's an abortion joke. Yeah. And he just pulled out a credit card to pay for that abortion. Holy shit. That's a great joke. Just a quick five second hitter right there. Big fan of those, dude. They're right there on the surface. Next up, is he black yet? Is he black yet? Okay. Oh, fuck, dude. Holy shit. Big fan. So people would see something like this and think that it might be racist, but really we're calling cops racist. Sure. Right. And for those of you at home, this is Aaron Bushnell after he lit himself on fire and fell over on the ground. Freeing Palestine, which is, I think they're free, right? Yeah, they're free now. Yeah. And the cop or the embassy security guy is waiting on him to turn black before he opens fire, which is the right thing to do. It's part of our SOPs. Yeah. There's an excellent comment here as well. Oh, God. God. Someone comment underneath it. Makes sense. He had firearms. Oh, damn. That's clever, man. The fucking internet is undefeated. Fire. Oh, God. Damn it. That's great. Who is that? I'll shout that guy out. Uh, Shreesh. Am. Whatever. I don't know. Congratulations. That's 600 followers, but he, yeah, anybody, dude, I just proved that anybody can just fire off a great one liner and just fucking end it. Oh, you're not beating that. Ironically, he looks like one of the people this dude was trying to free. Yeah. So sure does. Go ahead and jot that down. Yeah. Keep that in your notebook. Last up is stolen valor. It reminds me, maybe we'll have to play this after we do this one, but it reminds me of the real bros of Simi Valley when Homeboy tries to fight that baby. You remember that? Oh, yeah. Yeah. This is like a different iteration of it and it's really fucking funny. What's your name? How long do you say? Uh, what are you doing? Uh, is that a puzzle piece? It's got to move. Yeah. It's fucking text on stupid. I'll get it bet. Yeah. It's just weird shit. Yep. All right. God. All right. But at least you can full screen it unlike Instagram. Really? Yeah. Good for TikTok. Hey, what rank are you? What's your ranks? How long did you start? I threw up my shit. Stay out of this, man. Dude, she's a baby. No, I'm being serious. Stay out of it, man. Oh, she's a baby. You can't just put that outfit on trying to get a discount. You don't have to come to a route trying to get a discount with a uniform. It's people like you. Dude. Look, I certainly got to say it's military. All right. Good for you. Obviously you didn't. Which is clearly a feat. Okay, good bye. Stolen bower. Stolen bower. Stolen bower. Stolen bower. Stolen bower. Stolen bower. Stolen bower. Stolen bower. Stolen bower. Yelling at the baby. We're yelling at the baby. Bob, pull up that real bros of CB Valley where he's trying to fight hawk. It's one of my favorite clips of all time. I just want to. I don't care about the show anymore. I just want to enjoy this clip. I don't care about you or any of these. No, I know you don't. I know you don't. I love that you can just watch this forever here. Yeah. Get in front of it. Get a little volume there. That's muted. Look on the far right. Off this hawk fool. Okay. Hawks a dumb name. You come in here like you own the place with your cool vans, sneezing. Like you're some sort of God. You're not God. You're your old child. Okay. Everyone's jumping on his little baby dick. Especially Xander. Little one year old douche. I've known you since ninth grade bro. You've known this guy for maybe a year. Maybe. Yo, why is he looking at me like that? What's up little bud? Got a staring problem pal? Like what dude is just looking at you as a baby? Look at his face. Dumb little face. Stop. Yo, Xan get your boy dog. That's one of my favorites of all time. That's great dude. That's great. God damn it. Alright. Wait, we got some breaking news. Whoa. What do we got? From the CDC. COVID is the flu. Oh, that's right. Shit. I saw that. Was that real? Okay, good. We can now treat it as the flu apparently. I mean, it's always nice to hear from the government that I should be doing the thing that I've already been doing this whole time. So thanks CDC for wasting four years of our lives. You fucking cunt. Speaking of four years looks like Trump might be safe to get back in the White House for another four years now that the ballot decision has been made in Colorado. Supreme Court on Monday tossed out of Colorado court ruling that barred Donald John Trump from appearing on the state's Republican presidential primary ballot because of a provision in the U.S. Constitution related to people who engage in insurrection. The unanimous decision said that states have no power under the Constitution to enforce the provision disqualifying people from federal office if they engaged in insurrection, especially the presidency. The ruling states could disqualify people from holding state offices on those grounds. The decision in Trump's favor, which was 9-0 by the way. Did you see the votes? Yeah. 9-0 on that one across the board. States do not have power under the Constitution to do this here. Look, I know the decisions in Trump's favor, obviously here, but was this ever in doubt or was this always just grandstanding? I mean, you've got setting members of the Supreme Court who won't admit what a woman is. So yeah, it was in doubt. This one felt safe to me, but I guess nothing should. Nothing feels safe to me with these fucking dumb, dumb things. Yeah, maybe I shouldn't take this for granted. I know a couple other states were thinking about this. Now that's going to be taken off as well here. Look, they got one left, I think, right? It's the immunity decision. And then that's it. So it'll be interesting. Well, actually, I'm sorry, two more because if the immunity decision goes to them. They already took that case off. Well, they did. Okay. So then the last one would be, you know, if he wins all the states tomorrow and super Tuesday, which he's expected to do, he'll have locked up the Republican nomination at that point. I mean, he didn't win DC. Right. Nikki Haley did. Yeah. Big shock there. There's like 1500 votes. Yeah. And that entire area for Republicans. I don't know what that I'm not sure what that says about her. That the rep the only Republicans that have voted for her so far are people in the Republican party in DC? I don't think it's the rep. I don't think it was Republicans at all. I bet she was Democrats. No, it's probably the Republicans that live in DC. Well, you don't know. You think all those people who spent all that money in her in DC went out and voted just so they could say, Hey, we got one here? Maybe. Yeah. But you know, who knows? Yeah. Who knows? But so that that case, if he wins, I mean, those are those are wealthy people. They don't live in DC. They live in Virginia or Maryland. Okay. No, no rich people. I'm their song, but not many rich people live in DC. DC sucks. Well, don't you have to live in DC to vote in DC? Ah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I mean, you'd have to, you can't come from Virginia, right? No. You know, those are people that live in, it's staffers and shit. Yeah. Yeah. Republican staffers. Yeah. I think that's the only people who are voting on this bullshit. If he does win super Tuesday, though, then he'll, they'll have to go back to the Supreme Court another time to see if they'll stop these trials from going on. So he can try to figure out an election strategy here, because right now he's currently scheduled to go to court for the one in, I think Miami and March 24th, or 25th, I believe coming up. Also, I don't think DC has an open primary. Yeah. I don't know about that. I don't think so either, though. For what I'm seeing, they don't. So Texas has an open primary, right? Yeah. Where I'm just walking in a boat. Open primary means, regardless of how you're registered, you can vote, you can, you can't vote in both, but you can vote in either primary or pube or den. Yeah. Gotcha. With this one, look, none of this has been a shock. They're not even, I mean, the news is barely covering super Tuesday tomorrow. Well, yeah, I mean, you know, they're not going to cover something they know the outcome of like that. Right. Unless it's a favorable one, right? No. And look, all appearances right now, it doesn't appear that Biden's going anywhere. No. Unless he dies. It's going to be the same. Well, I mean, the real difference this year is that he doesn't have a baked in reason to not do public appearances into more debates and shit, right? Now the Republicans don't want to make the same mistake that they did in 2020, which is like, talk about how much of a fucking senile retard he is the whole time and then have him come perform at any level if he performs, then he overshoots their shit. They should talk about issues. Talk about the border. Talk about the economy. Don't say anything about him being old and all that shit because who fucking who cares. Like it's, it's true that he's too old to be alive, right? We should, we should fucking just let him go out to pasture and fucking, you know, pass with some dignity instead of being paraded up in front of people like this. But his age is the least of our concerns. Look at what he's done in the past for three years, right? He's completely but fucked our country. So, you know, stick to the facts, I think is. I think so too. The other interesting thing to watch here is Jill Biden is out everywhere right now because he's not doing any fucking interviews or speeches or any of that bullshit unless it's pre taped or can't. He did Jimmy Fallon the other night and threw on the dark Brandon sunglasses. Who knows what the editing process was for that fucking interview, but she's been doing all the press for it. He seems hungrier to be in office than anybody else. I was like, holy shit, all right, doc, Dr. Jill Biden really fucking wants this. I don't know why either. I mean, like honestly, put him in a home and then go on a speaking tour or something because she, what is she like? 64. She's got to be young. Just enjoy your life though. Like I don't understand why you want this scrutiny or anything else. I don't think she's, she's ten years younger than him. I don't think there's any enjoying life with Joe Biden. I don't either. Right. I don't think there's any senile piece of shit. Yeah. So it's like put him in a home, type him up, type him up, chain him to a radiator, and then go off and fucking bang younger dudes. She's not bad looking for 72. She could probably score some 50 year old hogs. And I'm sure Georgio's out there. He would, he would take a shot at Joe Biden. That's great for a resume. She's a doctor. It's great for a resume. Who's you banging? Who's your most famous person you bang? Dr. Jill Biden? Well, all right. I wouldn't refer to her like that. You have to. I know you don't, but he would. He would. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. But he's like, that's clout chasing. Yeah. I'm not playing into her fantasy that she's got a dot PhD in English. Like congratulations, dude. That's the language we all fucking speak. Yeah. Well, I'm an expert at it. Fuck you. But is there a recognize Keel O'Neill as a doctor? No. No, I don't. Or Dakota Meyer. I sheriff though. I do. Sheriff a DJ and a doctor. So all of those except for doctor, I'll recognize. Wait a shot. John porn version of Johnny sins. Essentially. He's probably done porn too. Fair enough. Yeah. I mean, if Freddy bought finger, he was like flopping his dog around. Sure was. But for her, like at 72, is that an accomplishment to say, all right, you know, you're clout chasing? It's a 72. Like is the first lady in the United States? Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Who else in her 70s though would be clout chasing? Oh, I'm hearing. I'm hearing. Yeah. Yeah, I would plow her anytime. Yeah. Mostly because she's rushing to get back at them, but sure, either way, you don't have to pull out either. Because there's no risk of that. I don't. I don't. No, I know you don't. But like, especially with 70s, you can either pull out or punch down. It's one of the two. And you know which one I choose obviously, right? Yeah, obviously. The same Texas. No, the same takes. That's such a great sketch. Fucking it. Five seconds is all it took for that sketch. Amen. That's that's Patreon. Fine. That's great. Fucking great. Majority of scientists say that sex is binary. Sex is binary according to the majority of British scientists in a poll. The difference between sex and gender has become an increasingly incendiary topic is activist scientists and politicians all debate the terms in the implications they have for policy. But a survey of almost 200 scientists at British universities conducted by the telegraph and census wide found 58% of respondents think sex is binary except in rare cases such as intersex individuals. All right. I'm going to stop you here before I read the rest of this. The fuck does intersex mean what is that? Hermaphrodite. Jamie Lee Curtis. Oh, born born with a fucking weight ding dong. Antipussy. Is that real? Yeah. Yeah. She's more than the consciousness. Allegedly. Yeah. I wasn't there. But famous story in Hollywood. Wasn't she like full nude in that trading places? Yes. So where was the hog? Well, pull it up, Bob. No, you're not going to find it because they I'll I know this movie like the back of my fucking hand. They stop right at the belly button. You get to see her ass from behind. And then when they cut to the front, you can see her tits right there right there. Boom. She might be tough. She might be nailed it. She might be tucked up here. No, they just didn't. Oh, look, you can see her fucking plus right there. Oh, right there. Yeah. She might be tucked up on the right. Yeah. But I mean, I think the Bob. Can you zoom in? Is there are the reflections behind it? Right. I think the one on the right is fake. No. The one on the left is the one I remember the movie. These are still shots from a fucking video. Hang on, dude. We're in the age of fucking AI here. So that's where I remember. Okay, great. Bob. Oh, we can't show that, right? No. Fuck. All right. Who's she knew in another one? Oh, she's got to get married. That's not Dan Aykroyd. Oh, damn it, dude, look at the fucking bombs on Jamie Lee Curtis. Just. Yeah, she had some nice big natties. She still does. Wow, they're probably not naddy anymore. I'm sure she's got work. No, no, she didn't give a fuck, dude. No, look, just scroll down to the fucking plus unless she's, that's a serious tuck job. It's not, it's not talked up. So the rumor was she was born with a digging of a giant and then they, her parents cut the penis off at birth. So it's not like she went through the rest of her life like that. Have we never seen her plus or anything? We've never seen her pussy. Have you ever seen a spread eagle shot of fucking Jamie Lee Curtis? This is the news, Bob. This is, this is journalism at its finest right now today. If I don't see a beef pick of Jamie Lee Curtis, I'm a bull, my fucking brains out on air. Couldn't say that on YouTube, but I can definitely say that on Patreon here. Oh, look at that. Just show me your young Jamie Lee Curtis. Let me see the beef. If you click manage setting, the blue, like circle thing over there, you can turn all that filter shit off and just see straight up beef. Not nude, but I don't know where she's hiding it. Yeah. No, no, no. She got it cut off. Yeah. She got it cut off at birth. Yeah. So what do you do here? You know, she's married to one of the comedy icon, one of the greatest of all time. No, Christopher guest. I don't know. I've been married for fucking waiting for Guffman. A mighty win. I don't tell. Waiting for Guffman. What the fuck is that? Spinal Tap. Best in show. Best in show. I know who Christopher guest is. Come on, man. One of the best of all time. Yeah. I'm not seeing it. I don't know. I'd have to see if there's scars down there to be honest. Yeah. Cause if you get it cut off at birth, so that begs the question, this has been going around for years in Hollywood, if it's gone day one, does it matter because of how hot Jamie Lee Curtis is? Cause it was a pussy underneath it. I mean, you can do a DNA test and show either have two X or an X and a Y. That's how you know. Bob, look up and see if they have kids together. I can't let this go today. I've got to fucking know. Because if they do, then just look up Jamie Lee Curtis pregnant. She does have two. She has two kids. Two kids. Two girls. Cause I don't know much about her Maffordites, obviously, but if you get the ding dong cut off, apparently everything else works. Let's see the kids. Whoa. Oh boy. Well, that one on the left just kind of it looks like it probably was a dude at some point in his transition. God damn it. Am I right about that? It looks right. And then Bob, look at that. Leave that photo up. If Jamie Lee colors up here, just colors are fucking here. You're still banging her at 75 years old or however, however, she's she's she's only 65. Yeah. She might be passable. She just doesn't care. Maybe it's for a role. Hold on. Elijah Hill in the chat is saying she has X X Y chromosomes, which would be intersects. That might be true. I don't know. I don't know enough about that. She can have kids, not necessarily one way or the other. I don't know if if that's the hold on. I'm trying to find where do you live though in this in this Jamie Lee Curtis world? Right? Let's say you guys. I've never heard of this until right now. Oh, really? Well, now let's get your live reaction then. Let's say you guys were dating. I mean, she was a fucking smoke show. I mean, if it was after she had had kids, they're adopted, they're adopted, they're adopted. Fuck. Fuck. What do you do? Curtis and gas became parents. What are the odds that a Hollywood person adopted the kid and it turned out trans? I mean, well, astronomical odds that could ever happen. I know. But let's dig into this, dude. Jamie Lee Curtis was so hot. Let's say you guys date. She's completely buck naked. We've already seen her buck naked. Huge, beautiful, natural. If I see weird scars, I'm going to ask what they are. Right. Like, hey, do you have a C section or what is that? And then she says, no, I was, I was born her math for a day with a dick, but the dick and balls got cut off day one of birth and they were removed. Do you still have sex with them? No. Really? Bob? What? Yeah. I fucked Jamie Lee Curtis. No, there's plenty of fucking hot. There's so many hot women in the world that there were there were few of any hotter than her in the 80s. I know, man. Hell, and there was. But she was a Russian spy. So you got to take that into consideration. Yeah. I mean, if possible, hotter was, but Jamie Lee Curtis is top 10, man. What what era are we talking about? 80s. 80s. Yeah. Bob, pull up hottest women of the 80s. We're going off fucking script. Well, the fucking Christie Brinkley is going to be one. Yeah. That photo right there. That error. Yeah. Here. Okay. Yeah. So it's a hottest women of the 80s. Just pull up a fucking listicle somewhere. Yeah. Just type in hottest women. We're not doing any of the rest of this shit. No, we are today. We're doing all the things today. I'm all in on this, though. I'm all in on this. This is what you fucking pay for. We got a good list here. I'm just going to go with the Ranker situation. Okay. Michelle Pfeiffer. Oh, so we're talking Scarface Pfeiffer. Yeah. Good one. That's a good one. Christie Brinkley. Nailed it. Cathy Ireland. Yep. Yep. Farrah Fawcett. Yep. I've never heard of Cheryl Ladd. Come on. Are you serious? A little useful. I think Heather Locklear is more of a 90s chick. I don't like the 80s list. Neil, so in real life, one of my first events that I worked, Heather Locklear walked in the room, grown men audibly gasp. There's two people in real life that I've seen that have stopped an entire room, Heather Locklear and Gwen Stefani, where everybody just turned and was just like, "Oh, my God, dude. You were beautiful." Like, it was fucking mind altering. Who else is on this list? Yes, Sarah. Ferris Bueller Dayoff. Yeah. Ferris Bueller's girlfriend. Ah, she was only in one movie, though. She was beautiful. Yeah, but she doesn't belong on this list. No. El McPherson definitely does. Yes, El McPherson. I'm saying the Crawford obviously does. Elizabeth's shoe is on there? Elizabeth's shoe, yeah. I like Elizabeth's. That was the karate kid era for her, too. So, one thing, I'm getting a lot of like nine people who should be on the 90s. Phoebe Kate Rose. Phoebe Kate Rose. Phoebe Kate's on the strength of one scene in one movie. Yes. And we all know what it is. Bathtime's a Ridgemont hide. Pounded off in the fucking bathroom. Damn it. She was hot. Fucking little red bikini. Giver. Giver her fucking flowers, Bob. Don't judge. Pop her up on screen. Dude. Everybody fucking remembers that moment. I'm getting a boner even hearing that song, dude. I'm telling you, Judge Reinhold hears that song. It comes immediately every time. Sure does. He's in the new Beverly Hills Club. I'd rather see the fucking picture of Judge Reinhold pounding off in the bathroom. Can we see that one? Because I've got this one on my wall already. Supposed to me. Come on. See Judge Reinhold pounding it. Katie Kate's. The second one's better because he's getting caught. That's why that's how I get off is getting caught. Look at her fucking face. Great still there, Bob. Oh, her face is great in this too. Everything worked out. She's perfect in that. Like she's perfect. I don't know. She reminds me of a Libby Rodriguez, Bob. Oh, don't do that. I would drive by her house at night. Sure would. She's 21 too, Bob. So it's not gross anymore. You don't have to feel ashamed. I feel like driving by someone's house is gross forever. Well, that's a age out of that one. That's an Olivia Rodrigo song. Yeah. Drivers license. Yeah. She's inviting people to drive by her house. She does. She was driving by her axis. Oh, words. She's a creep. Yeah. I mean, driver's license last week. Good luck with all that shit. It's great here, but what the fuck does this mean here? This study. So it says less than a third, 29% agreed with a statement. Sex is not binary, while one in eight people, 13% had no views or preferred not to answer. Well, what that means is that 29% of the scientists they pulled are fucking delusional. And what was it? 14% are cowards. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So why, why even bring this up or is this where we're headed as a society because this has been a big topic over the, over the weekend here. Um, I don't know if you caught Bill Maher on a Friday night of the clip that was going around with, um, yeah, my friend was on Dr. Phil. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, Dr. Phil was saying, look, we've got to get more people in this country to get married and have children. I guess the rate is down to 1.7 and it needs to be at 2.1 to survive and Bill Maher was like, well, what's, what's your suggestion? Because according to your book, you believe it's faith and family and, and wanting to do things or whatever. And he goes, look, it's not that you have to be religious. Mm-hmm. You know, hanging out with your family and all this culture. Yeah. That's the shared culture that surrounds the family unit. It doesn't matter if it's religious or not. And, but Bill Maher's response was, well, I want to be single forever and have sex and not have kids. And, uh, and that's fun and a lot of people are doing it because it's great that a lot of people are more people are doing it. But how do we create enough people in this country if it's not for immigration and blah, blah, blah. Uh, the next study that was up were just people are just having less sex, like younger people are. And you know what's funny about this? So I find this whole thing incredibly fascinating when it comes to immigration and abortion and just everything. Mm-hmm. Like, because the economy, it's, it's all goes back to the economy. Yes. Like our, like our guests were saying on Friday or the British guy, he was like, oh my, it's all the economy. Yeah, Wednesday. Yeah. Uh, whatever. Francis Foster. So what's interesting about it is that people, yeah, they're having less kids, right? And a lot, a lot of people, a lot of Americans are like, whoa, it's so expensive. Like if you paid for more stuff, they, the, it was cheaper to have kids if daycare was used to like that, all of that is true in Europe and they have less kids than we do. So what is it? What's the answer for this? Um, testosterone is 40% lower in the average adult male than it was 20 years ago. That's a big part of it. Um, they're, they're a big, another big part of it is nihilism, right? The Sigma crowd who are, there's Sigma males and Sigma females, Sigma females we know. That's the Spencer cat lady, right? Yes. That we know that trope already. The Sigma male is this guy who refuses to participate in society anymore. Uh, women are all crunch or blah, blah, blah, whatever. Yeah. All they want is something from you. It's like, yeah, and you want something from them. That's why we've been pair bonding for three million fucking years retard. Um, but yeah, that's it. Those are two sides of the same coin there, but with this even going back to this study that sex is, is binary at this point, right? I think people do view it like that now, which is fucked up. I mean, they're, they're completely delusional, but I think that's all, that's all a canard though. That's not why people aren't fucking in having kids. That's why they're not doing it because they don't see any hope in the future. That's why people stop having kids. You know, I think part of it is to, I, one thing I get served a lot and this could just be because it's my timeline or whatever, but I don't know if you guys didn't know this too. I've been seeing a lot of content being very pro dink like pro income. No kids pro pro Peter Dinklage. Uh, no, I mean, that's, that's like three years ago. I hate him. I hate him, but I do like the, I like his stuff. I like watching him do stuff. You like the wave moves? Yeah. But yeah, see, I get a lot of dink, a lot of pro dink stuff. The other day I just got one about again, Seth Rogan. Oh, that thing makes the rounds at least three times a year. It's on puberty today. Yeah. It's like, oh, fucking Seth Rogan says he doesn't want to have kids because it doesn't sound fun. Like, if your whole life is about being, about having fun, you were going to kill yourself at some point. Dude, it's so funny too, because this whole thing is like, Oh, it's great. I got to land bed and be high with my wife and watch movies in the morning. It's like that. No, it sounds pathetic. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, oh, I'm still 15. Yeah. You're broadcasting your fucking immaturity and, and uselessness to the world, bud. I've, I've done some pretty fucking cool shit in this life, but I can honestly say like being a dad is the best and it's not even close. So I don't know. It's one of those things where shit, Rob just had a baby. I talked to him on Friday, Rob O'Neill, cheers to Rob O'Neill. And we were talking about it and he was just like, it's the greatest thing ever. Like, I don't understand my people. And I was like, bro, I, I don't either. Um, yeah, a little bitch about it from time to time on the show about being exhausted or whatever that, that comes along with it. But that's also part of the reward where- It's easier to bitch about it though because you sound fucking gay when you get sentimental about it, right? You're just like, oh, it's the sweet, like people don't want to be sweet all the time. But I- So it's just fun, but it is fun, like the crazy shit that happens is fun to bitch about because it's funny. It's like, oh, kids. Right. I got crapped on for the eighth time this week. Yeah. But I think too, like, I, I feel somewhat responsible as a host if I were to say, oh, it's fucking shitty. It's a nightmare or what. Like, no, dude. Be fucking proud to be a dad. Be a good dad. And it's awesome, man. It's been a long run, so shit. Have kids. Like, the expense thing, though, dude does come into play. I can tell you that, man. You're looking at these fucking grocery bills and all this shit right now, like, fuck, man. Start growing your own food. It's tough because you got to be there. And especially if both parents work, it's, it's, it's harder than it looks growing your own food. For real. Yes, it is. It's not. 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I would rather dump that shit down the toilet. I clean up dog shit all the time because I've had dogs for years, right? I would rather dump that shit down the toilet and wash it off than have like a full garbage bag because my kids are going to take some thick-ass dukes, you know what I mean? Obviously it runs in the family so it's like, I don't want that shit around my house. Flush it down the toilet where fucking belongs, man. You got it, you got to start doing it soon though. I know. Like you're running out of time now, don't care about that. Next up, we got in the old Christian nightclub. This might be a good time to wedge in that, that Bob thing. Oh yeah, we'll pop that up here. The young crowd at a Nashville nightclub was ready to dance underneath the strobe lights to a throbbing mix of hip-hop rap and Latino beats, aka La Tinks there for everybody out there. But first, they gathered to pray and to praise God. The rules were announced on the dance floor by a Mike carrying MC to more than 200 club goers, blanketed by thick smoke out of a fog machine, said rule number one, no twerking. Second rule, no drinking, and third rule, no smoking. The last unspoken rule seemed obvious. By then, no secular music, the playlists would all be Christian, welcome to the cove brother. Who's that there, Bob? You got somebody on Pray Boy there. This is actually my 1995 cover of Pray Boy. Pray Boy magazine. They were sent in by our listeners. Yeah, I can't believe they found it. That's what being a good Christian boy is right there, you know? You got to give it up for the people. Just one of those things around his neck catches the semen. Obviously the cone. Yeah, the cone does. The cone does. This is when I won my best boy award. Sure was. Mother boy. Mother boy. Dude. Do we, is there a clip of this, by the way? I couldn't find one. I don't know. I would die to fucking hear this DJ announces to the people in a serious tone. Hey, everyone, no twerking, all right? We're not going to do that here. Number two, no drinking. No smoking is number three, obviously. And then last but not least, here's Creed, you know? Give me the fucking Christian rock, right there. Well, they're not. Yeah. Well, he was writing, I saw an interview, he was writing songs with Christian. They were like, fuck me. What does that mean, man? I got video. No way. Let's go. Let's go. All right. I mean, tell me they're not grinding and popping and locking. I went to a Christian nightclub and here's how it went. So my wife and I are spending some time in Nashville and we'd heard of this Christian nightclub called The Cove, shout out to my boy, Sam, who's one of the co-founders that I met. What's up? We got here just after the start time, which was 7.30 and it was already popping off. The people are the main event, that's our art behind it and we're gonna serve you guys. Before the music and dancing started, we got to hear from some of the co-founders and their heart behind it, which was really cool. And after a few ice breakers, we split into two halves of the room and did a bit of a dance off. There was also a little stall with some merch, which was dope, shout out made low in Benji. The clothes were fire. Throughout the night, there was a bit of a dance circle going on, which was fun to watch. And they had food trucks, one of my favorite parts of the night, not gonna lie. The wings were so delicious. And of course, I had to do a little outfit check for the night. This little photo area with the backdrop is such a good idea. We then ended the night with some praise and worship, which was a wholesome ending to a wholesome night. Oh, that's great dude. It would have been awesome though. I want to hear a hardcore Christian rapper, just go, Jesus fucking Christ. Yeah. I want to, so if there's Christian nightclubs, is there going to be Christian porn as well? What's that? We married? What's that going to look like? Yeah, to be married, I think, right? Yeah, I mean, but you're not allowed to lust after somebody else's wife. So I guess within the realms, or I'm sorry, within the rules of Christianity, you should be able to make your own pornography and watch it. Like, yeah, I should be able to watch, like if my wife sends me nudes, there's not wrong with that, right? Right. Or if we make a sex tape, there's nothing wrong with that. I know. I just googled it. But the first video on Pornhub under Christian porn videos is my ex called me to fuck. She made me comment her hashtag sneaky link and I just, that's Christian. That's very Christian. And they married link have to do anything. Yeah. And what is a sneaky link? I don't know what that is. I don't know. Seems like a sausage, you fucking. I'll be honest. You stuff run right in the asshole, just a little sausage right in the old. Oh, this is actually in the, oh, fuck, this was in the, this is in the private room at the Christian nightclub. I believe. Well, this is an ad. Yeah, that is. Well, this is, this is the sort of VIP session. Okay. Let's see that there. You play the audio. Probably for the audio lessons. I don't think this is Christian. You play the audio. Where's the buffet, by the way, man, they never have good craft services in these orgies. I never do. This is like the, oh, you can eat her ass. Awkward shit. I've never seen. Look at, look at the warm-up sash there. Homeboy was dying to be first in smart move during a gang bang, by the way, got to be first in. And somebody else is lubing up his dick. You've got to be kidding. Hey, man. Another dude. Help him, bro. Hardness seems to be an issue here. It is. Cause you're nervous. Whoa. He keeps talking. Oh, I'm going to fuck this guy. He's going to let me in. I've got to film. You got to let me in. I've got to film. This doesn't seem very Christian, Bob. I'm going to be honest with you. Uh, I don't know. I see 12 guys. How long do you think this guy lasts? I'll say 20 seconds tops here. There's no way he's going past 20. Was that audio on for the audio lessons? It's good. It's got a little slappy. It's fine. The audio we can do whatever we want. I mean, we episode 100, we had a couple have sex on air for two hours for Christ's six. So we're good with that. A little audio bang, it's not going to kill you there. Let's see. None of these guys look Christian. This guy is so close to that guy. Yeah. He's like, he's touching the back of his leg with his wiener. He's really fucking pounding her. Good for him. Bob Biden's brain tumors is what happens in a Muslim nightclub. I don't know. Ask the people in Miami or no, I'm sorry it was Orlando. Excuse me at the Pulse nightclub. You shoot everybody is what they do. Oh, it's it's all. Yeah, I was right. It was about 20 seconds. Damn it, dude. The next guy is in real quick. Shit. I don't know that I could maintain an erection while feeling another man's come and be able to do that. Do you think your dick is discriminated enough to tell the difference between her vaginal juices and semen inside of her? Yes. It's all mental, dude. It's all mental. Yeah, but that's not real, right? It is real. If you're feeling another man's come on your phone, you wouldn't know. You're just balls deep in place at that point, but you're seeing it. It's warm. Now, if I if you would have Stevie wandered me into the situation and it was just like, hey, insert your penis into this vagina. No, I probably wouldn't know, but he's he watched the other guy blast all over her. By the way, nothing is Christian about this. I can't even watch the sex. The guys jerking off in line is the funniest thing I've ever seen. You've got to. Well, I was going to say there's like levels to this, right? The guys that don't have face coverings on, their lives are over already before they even got there for this. Look, if you're not worried about that, yeah, this guy doesn't have any face coverings on, but he's wearing a sombrero. He was. The other guys got a Zorro mask on, which is smart, man, these are just random people here. Jeepen Justin says you don't want to reverse flow swimmer. That's a good point. Can sperm swim up your dick hole? Yes. Yes. And get you pregnant? Yeah, it's kind of fucking burned. I'd like to know. I mean, I guess that's how gay dudes get pregnant, right? Yeah. This might be the parent in me, but the first one of the first things I noticed over here is that just giant box of baby wipes in the background. Oh, God. What do you think that's for? Damn it, dude. It's a wipe off all the cum. I haven't seen any cum yet. Do you just think I just fucking blasted all over? What's Christian about this? And how did this pop up? Well, I mean, go forth and multiply. Oh, that's, yeah. Obviously, right? I don't think he was talking about long division, math, shit, right? He's talking about fucking getting puss. You know the entire book of, wait, which one is it, Bob? Matthew. Judah. No. It was written by Solomon. Song of Solomon is just about fucking. That whole book is about fucking, he like in very great detail describes women's bodies and how he was banging them and shit. That whole book is about that. The guy's final statement on this regarding the nightclub was Christians get a rep for being corny. We want to show that Christians can be normal, can be cool, and they can have fun. And a second, a second equally popular event was time to ring in the new year. A third was held in February. Yeah. That's one of the dumbest things I've ever seen in my life to be honest. This is Christian. Yeah. I don't mind it actually. I mean, I'm glad they're having fun and shit, but don't like just have a lock in. You're not drinking, you just listen to music together. What the fuck? Hey, dude. That's nothing. Also, just like you just are corny. You don't have to do drugs all day long to have a good time. No, not to have a good time, but to have a good time around 60 other people. Yeah, you do. Yeah. It's either that or football, right? Those are the only two scenarios where you're having fun around that many people. I love it. I mean, good for them, dude. Some good old clean hole, some fun Broncos are cutting Russell Wilson. Are they really? They just announced it. Yeah. Fuck. What's the cap hit on that? 85 million dead money. Oh, boy. That's how they're going to they're going to fucking spend 85 million to not play him. If he goes to Atlanta, I'll fucking end my life. I can't wait. I hope he goes to Atlanta life on air. They take him and then they draft JJ. I hope they do that. Yes. So both those two things combined, I might take the rest of the year off, to be honest. It's only March. Next up, Germany lights up the leftist suspected far right terrorists are being hunted by heavily armed German police this morning, plunging parts of the capital of Berlin into lockdown. After gunfire was heard during early morning raids, images from the last few hours show specialist anti-terror teams rating properties linked to the Red Army faction. The RAF is there known in the Berlin, what is that? Friedik Sean? Is it friedik Sean? I've never been there areas with two properties being searched local news reports say two men believed to be RAF former members, Ernst Volcker Stop and Burkhard Garwig have been arrested police have yet to formally identify the suspects according to German site RBB24. A spokesman for the Berlin police say two men had been arrested and their identities are now being clarified. When a door was opened, the sounds of gunfire were said to have been heard. On Thursday last week, a grenade and other weapons were found in searches of the Berlin apartment where a suspected former member of the left wing militant group was arrested. Daniella Kletz, 65, was arrested on Monday afternoon. While much about her whereabouts the last 30 years remains unclear, she apparently has been living in the German capital under a false name for some time. She is also accused of participating in a string of robberies between 1999 and 2016 after the Red Army faction was disbanded. She is suspected of robbery and attempted murder together with two other suspected ex-members of the group Stop and Garwig here. I don't know much about this story. What is the RAF? It's basically German and Tifa from the 80s and 90s. And these were what was left over because they're 65. They're making a comeback now, they're starting to do whatever the fuck it is they do again. But they're also kind of devolved into just a criminal organization for a long time for fundraising purposes. That happens a lot. The majority of the stuff that Hamas, Hezbollah, so on do is criminal activity to raise money. They don't just do terrorism 24 hours a day. Mostly what they're doing is raising money for projects and shit. Same with these decks. The GS-G9 is just cruising around fucking executing these people, which is super dope. That's what we should have done. We should have suspended Posse comatatus and send Delta and Devgrew out into the streets. And if anybody's throwing a fucking Molotov cocktail through the window of a federal building, shoot them in the face. We don't do that here. We don't get to do the fun stuff. We had the jump out boys for a couple of weeks. We did. Remember how fun they were? Yeah. Why did we give up on the jump out boys? Why did America give up on the jump out boys? Hard to say, man. We need them back, dude. More than ever, somewhat so. Some would say more than ever here. Next up, Israel has agreed to cease fire. Israel has essentially endorsed a framework. I want to say that's more clearly framework here, guys. It's not a done deal here. Well, Hamas still has to agree to it. Correct. Of a proposed Gaza cease fire and hostage release deal, it is now up to Hamas to agree with its senior U.S. administration official said Saturday, a day before talks to reach an agreement were to resume in Egypt. All right. I was following the story on Saturday, Biden and his team, and his team, his wife and some other people were talking about this possible cease fire. So what I've known and understand from this, allegedly, it's supposed to be 90 days. You're getting back all the women, children in the elderly hostages. And then after that, they'll resume bombing. Is that correct or is that incorrect? Yeah. Basically. It's in six week cease fire. And I don't know if they said sick wounded elderly and women, which I assume they would add kids in that. I don't know if there are still kids out there, actually. But we may have gotten them all them back yet, but yeah. So they really want to get this done before the 10th because that's when Ramadan starts and that's a month long. Okay. And forgive me because I don't know much about Ramadan. What's the significance of it and how long does it last? Last for a month. And essentially for certain hours of the day, it depends on where in the world you live. But for certain hours of the day, you fast and you have big feasts at night. And it's like a month of reflection, basically, for the Islamic community. A whole month. They're taking off, huh? They don't take it off. They still go to work and shit. Oh, really? They just don't eat when the sun's up. But it depends on where you live in the world, like they don't eat or drink or anything. Remember, like a couple of years ago, when we were having record heat waves and shit, the certain religious leaders around the world told elderly people they could drink water during the day and shit like that, right? Okay. So like it's a complete abstainment for many kind of sustenance during waking hours for the most part until later on during the day. That's fucking brutal. Yeah. That's crazy here. Do you think this will go down? Maybe. I mean, I think it's weird. The US dropped food over there. I saw the other weekend as well. It was 38,000 meals for like a half a million people, which is weird, I guess. But I mean, it's interesting they did something, I guess, but that seems like it's just going to cause more trouble. Or maybe it's like, hey, we can help you if you just calm the fuck down. Maybe they're trying to carrot them into a deal, I don't know, to be honest. Yeah. Because I also saw over the weekend where some more of those trucks that were delivering aid were attacked and fucking tipped over and both sides are saying two different things. So they're saying because of the starvation and the US isn't helping out enough that these people are starving, they need food. So yeah, they tipped over the trucks and took the food. Other people are saying that it was Hamas, who was actually taking over the trucks. What does that mean? It was Hamas. Like it's not like they're wearing uniforms. You know what I mean? Right. Hamas is any military age male. Right. Basically. Yeah, so Gaza's health ministry, which is ridiculous, like they put out everything they say is a lie, said that the death toll from that event, the other day we talked about was at 118 with a 760 wounded. Maybe, maybe that's true, but we still don't know the circumstances. And then, you know, what Israelis, PAO said, or the Israeli PAO said last week was that it's still developing situation. They're still looking into stuff and blah, blah, blah. And their chief military spokesperson yesterday said that Thursday's convoy, quote, he, hold on, blah, blah, blah, said Israel organized Thursday's convoy and claims that we attacked the convoy intentionally and that we harmed people intentionally or baseless. And now he's did not like they, they, the way that he described it last week or the way the other guy described it last week, there might be some room for culpability and now Israel's denying any culpability, which is probably also not true, right? Yeah. There's, I'm sure there's somewhat culpable. So that's an update from last week, unclear how that's going to play into this hostage negotiation, though. Yeah, because let's say it does go down and you don't get all of them back. And let's say what there's, I don't know, 50 left, how many there, there's what allegedly 250 there? I think there, there were 250 total. I don't know how many total and then I think the first group was what 40 people or something like that. And so there's allegedly, you know, around 200 left or 210 or something like that's, does Israel stop once, once it's over? Once that 90 days is up and let's say this goes through, do you think Israel stops bombing them? Israel says that 130 captives are still being held. I wouldn't. I wouldn't either. Like if you're surrounded by an enemy who said, who's like, not just the current iteration or because you're in a dustout, but whose charter says that you don't have the right to exist, you know, might be a good idea to like, if you tell me, we do this at the individual level, if you demonstrated to me that you wanted to kill me and that you were intent on doing so, I would have no choice but to take you out, right? So how is that different from like, I know, I know this is reductive and it's very, very different, but to the state of Israel, they see that the same. They see that as a like ongoing persistent and personal attack against their people. So they're probably going to keep going. I probably wouldn't that situation to be honest. Yeah, because what are we looking at now close to five, six months of these hostages being over there? It's a long goddamn time to be on seven fucking tunnel. So five months now, yeah, I mean, that's a long goddamn time to be in those dirty ass tunnels and all that other shit, right? Wait six months. Yeah. No, five months. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. To be honest, I mean, I'm not sure what their goal is. If their goal is just to eliminate the Hamas threat, then there's only one way to do that. And that is to move them all out of Gaza. All of them. Yeah. However, you want to fucking take that probably probably in underneath the pile of rubble. Yeah, my guess. But yeah, I don't I mean, it's good for the hostages in this situation. But then to me, what leverage then does does Palestine have? Well, there's no such thing as Palestine. No, I know. But that is the way that it's worded here. What leverage would they have or Palestinians or I mean, the only leverage they have right now is that they're being funded by foreign states, Israel and Syria and Lebanon, right? Yeah. So like to be honest, the hostages, it's people in the West just don't understand the shit. It's different in Israel. And I don't mean just because of the persistent threat. I mean, it's like they even though they have a conscript army, they have compulsory service. They probably don't need to have that to get everybody to compulsory serve that lives there, right? The people that are in Israel that live there that stayed there or that went there later feel a deep sense of connection to that piece of real estate for some reason or another because of their book, I guess, I don't know. And they're not giving it up. And if you got to die for that, then you're going to die for it. I mean, remember in the 90s and 2000s, they were constantly expanding their fucking, what do you call it? Like they were building new towns, right, bulldozing old shit and putting new towns in their settlements, they called it, I think. And it's like elderly Israelis living surrounded by Arabs, you know what I mean? Like they don't give a fuck about dying apparently shit. So it's like, you know, you're in a fight with two groups of people that they're worse things to them than dying. And that's a bloody fucking war right there, which is why we shouldn't be involved in it. I agree. But because I think this thing keeps going for a very long time, even if this ceasefire ends up getting passed here. Next up, Merrick Garland belongs in prison attorney general, Merrick Garland appeared alongside Vice President Kamala Harris in Selma, Alabama on Sunday where he pledged to fight voter ID laws and other election integrity measures that he deemed discriminatory burdensome and unnecessary. Their appearance marked the 59th anniversary of the bloody Sunday attacks on civil rights marchers in Selma, Alabama, speaking at a Selma church service to mark the anniversary of the attack by Alabama law officers on civil rights demonstrators, Garland recounted the history of voting rights since the end of slavery, a history which he told the crowd has never been steady for black Americans and other voters of color. He laymanned in recent years certain measures such as voter ID laws and redistricting max have made it harder for millions of eligible voters to vote and to elect the representatives of their choice. These measures include practices and procedures that make voting more difficult redistricting maps that disadvantaged minorities and changes in voting administration that diminish the authority of locally elected or nonpartisan election administrators. One told the worshipers at the, oh shit, they were the tabernacle Baptist church there. That's the famous one. That's the famous one down there. Look, he also said the DOJ was fighting back here. This is fucking crazy. I mean, this is just another case of black people can't do anything. Yeah. It's basically what they're, he just, I mean, he got in front of them at the most, one of the most famous black churches in the South and said, you're too fucking dumb to get an ID. We don't believe you can do anything. We got to get rid of this. Yeah. It's fucking insanity. This is still going on. It is pretty wild. Yeah. And it, you know, there's a reason why, um, I don't know if it's, well, let me see if I can find it really quickly, um, but let's say you're a black person at that church. Why did not one single person stand up and be like, Hey, dude, I have a fucking ID. It's pretty goddamn easy to get like, we can do shit the same as whites. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, it's what we have here is the attorney general of the United States saying that the department of justice is going to try to stop people from identifying who's voting in their states. Mm hmm. Let's boil it down to what he's saying, right? And when you, you marry that with the fact that 10 million fucking illegal immigrants have entered this country during this administration. And now you've got a bit of a recipe for something right. Um, it's weird, man. It's, it's bananas to me that this is even a position you could take, to be honest from, from, from any, like obviously election security matters. Um, but also what you said, it's like, you know, we've got to do something for these poor colored folk. They can't figure. I mean, that's the way I expect him to say something like that, like in front of them, like in this congregation, like fog horn, like horn or something like that, you know, that old school Dixie crap racism. Yeah. Yeah. That's how I expect to hear some stupid shit like this come out of somebody's mouth. Um, and man, I, I don't know, I, I feel like that would be very offensive to me if I was a black American. And it makes sense that they are pretty offended, actually, because they're pulling way farther towards Trump than even, they did even last time, right, which was like 18% or something like that. Now it's getting bigger. And I mentioned my friend botty, she's the, uh, deputy, uh, opinion editor at Newsweek. She was on Bill Maher on Friday. Uh, I would recommend watching that episode of fire you because she talks about how it's become obvious now to the middle and lower class that the democratic party has abandoned them. So it used to be that rich people and people who wanted to be rich voted for Republicans. And then college educated and poor laborers voted for Democrats. Now only college educated people and rich people vote for Democrats and the entire working class is now voting independent or Republican for the, for not, not, it's not 100% obviously, but like the main voter base has changed now. So you know, maybe that was a function of just how society's been evolving over time, but a lot of people think it was Trump that did that. Like he spoke to a working class, people and said, I don't give a fuck about all this bureaucratic nonsense. Let's just do the math, right? Which, you know, fair enough. So we'll see how it plays out in November. It's going to be really interesting to see how that goes. Yeah. And right now, look, they're trying everything. So you got the voter ID bullshit again, which again, you're just talking down to black people. And as a white guy in that church, by the way, it's rare for, for a honky to step inside that church and then have the audacity to tell them to their face, you're too fucking dumb to get an ID and, and we should get rid of this is fucking insane to me, especially on the anniversary of this. The Trump is now senile thing has been going around over the weekend. He referred to Obama being president and people were like, Oh, he's losing his mind. No, it's because we all think Obama's president, like all of us are convinced that he's running this, this White House at this point, right? Yeah. I mean, and the cross tabs from all these polls look really bad for Biden too. It's going to, I'm really curious to see what happens in November. So the latest poll from Berkeley, California, state-wide politics came out and Steve Garvey is now leading Adam Schiff by two points. Yes. For Senate. Which is fucking wild. Yeah. Do we, do we like polls again? I do not like polls. No, but you wouldn't expect a Berkeley poll to read like that, frankly. Yeah. When it's a super left one that's coming out with it, usually you're worried about it, right? So you're trying to scare people into voting. Now, part of that is because Adam, the Democratic votes got split between and Schiff, Porter, and Barley, Barbara, who is wildly popular in. Uh, the Bay Area at least, right? Cause she was Oakland mayor. Yep. She was the only, or I'm sorry, Oakland Congresswoman. She was the only one to vote no on the Iraq war or shit like that. She's got a lot of pedigree there. She's also been endorsed by every black celebrity in fucking California. Not that anybody cares. She's, she's last place here. Yeah. Um, that makes more sense. Yeah. He'll never win this. I just think it's like for, for this particular poll, it's pretty interesting to see him polling even at 27% because nobody in California who votes Republican knows who fucking Steve Garvey is. I don't think, right? Or is there anybody even in California who vote Republican anymore? I think that, that number is probably correct. Just living there. Um, having lived there before, I think 30% of California is Republican. Uh, it used to be 45%. I know, but I'm saying now, um, cause you go further down, like you get out of Los Angeles and you go down to, uh, the beach areas. It's Republican all the way down there. I know Tommy Lahren used to live down there in Manhattan Beach for a while. I'm not speaking out of school because she moved, but, um, uh, then as you get into Orange County, Orange County is all fucking Republican pretty much. So yeah, there's, there's definitely 30% of that state. Um, I didn't read the rest of that, uh, that those poll numbers. Now that you say the, that it was split amongst the other candidates, that makes sense. Steve Garvey is not going to win this. Now he, there's 21% undecided, but the three Democratic candidates, Adam Schiff, Katie Porter, and Barbara Lee are all to some degree popular in California. So I think Fox do is trying to make a big deal out of this poll. It's not a big deal. Yeah. I don't, I don't think that's a big deal. Like if there were two more Republicans in the mix here, maybe that would make me something, but it doesn't mean shit. Uh, and then the other story today that's been trending, as far as this, the, the upcoming elections concerned is, uh, this Rolling Stone article about the Trump White House and, uh, Oh yeah. Dude, let me tell you something right now. So this, the article was that, um, the, the Trump medical team was handed out Xanax and Adderall every fucking, and not fuck White House, every fucking campaign or political staff is on, uh, out of in and Adderall or Adderall and Xanax or something, some, some combination like that and say what you want to about it, but they work 18 to 20 hour days every fucking day. So they take Adderall in the morning to fucking get going and they take Xanax to sleep and then they fucking wake themselves back up with Adderall. That is the case for every fucking staff out there. And this has been going on since JFK. I mean, JFK was getting B 12 shots in the ass every fucking 48 hours up there. Well, they were also taking black beauties too, which is a straight amphetamine, which I miss. I do like that Trump has driven some liberal so insane that Rolling Stone is now against drug use. Yeah, I know. Right. Like that's, that's incredible. Yeah. But to Dan's point, it is every single administration and like so silly. Yeah. When you're there, those, they work those fucking staffers to death, dude. And like the schedule is gnarly across the board. Um, you know, shit, whatever they're pumping Biden full of to get him up and alive for the day. Whatever it is. It's wearing off. Like it ain't working anymore, to be honest. But he's also 82. Right. And for a while, let's, let's go back to the first debates. I think he shocked everybody where he was able to just to get through the second one. Yes. Yeah. Um, so I don't, I don't like man, I don't see a scenario where he comes out and has a debate performance like that again. I don't know if they do a debate this year. That would be bad. I think he'll, I, how's he going to do it? But they might be just eating this one again. Like I said, for like the last two years, I think they might just let him take this hit and then position somebody else because they can't, oh, they can't skip the comma, comma, I can't get elected either. They've got to wipe these two people out with one. Okay. Uh, what are you going to say, Bob? Trump's been pretty good for their other election results. He gets out the vote. Who gets out the vote? I'm sorry. Trump gets out the vote for Democrats. He's good. He's been pretty good. I don't think it's good. I don't think that's going to play this year. Yeah. I don't know. But what I mean, though, is if he's back in office, like, is it the worst thing? If we maybe win a couple more. Yeah. I mean, house seats. I think they're punting on it. Yeah. Yeah. They don't want DeSantis. They want fucking Gavin Newsom in 28. They need him. They could smell him already. You know what I mean? Can he win? The only way he can win is if it's what Bob's talking about, a record turnout for Democrats and also people are angry enough at Trump to go vote for anybody but him, right? Right. Well, he's out of there though. So he's only got four left. Yeah. But the presumptive nominee is maybe it's DeSantis and maybe he can distance himself from Trump. Maybe. Right. Maybe. But that like there's plenty of clips of him saying pro Trump shit to you and they're going to play those on repeat. Anybody else in the Republican party other than Nikki Haley who has literally no shot at ever winning. None. Everybody else is on Trump's dick to some degree or not. Right. Yeah. So it's good. That's going to be what they're dealing with. He's going to run the party until he dies at this point. He will be the primary voice in that party until he dies. Yeah. I, and I hope Bob, this was brought up by our listeners. I hope in those VP picks, I know we did that show a couple of weeks ago on fake news. A lot of people are asking for Herschel. And, you know, I don't know how he's doing down in Atlanta. I think he's still down by a point. Don't want to call that race though. He's come out against. He won't be vice president. He's actually said something about it. Oh, he did. Yeah. He said that VP, both of those letters are in the word vampire and he can't condone being associated with that. Yeah. I think he said VP ain't for me. Yeah. VP ain't for me. As a werewolf supporter. Yeah. He can't do it. Yeah. He can't do it. He's doing a huge election show in November again. Probably try to get Alex Jones back for that one and we'll update you on those Herschel numbers again for this election. I'm, I'm still, I want to recount down there in Georgia, kind of want to figure out the Fannie Willis stitch too, because I think there's some missing votes for Herschel out there. Last but not least here today, we got some glamping issues. It was billed as a peaceful, glamping retreat, designed to provide visitors to the new forest with a taste of life simple pleasures, perfect for romantic getaways or family breaks. But secret garden glamping in the Leimington Hampshire has been ordered to close after neighbors complained about late night parties, noisy sex and blaring karaoke sessions that featured delusional versions of the song islands in the stream. You don't say that's, that's one of the best duets of all time, I believe is the best to speak in a Dolly Parton and Rogers, any Rogers? Yeah. I mean, that's, it's up there for sure. Come on. It's got to be up there. By the way, there was some debate in Maine and the drinker rose Facebook group about the best song cover of all time. Oh, oh, a lot of people said hurt Johnny Cash covering nine is nails. That's probably up there. I've got it at two. I know what number one is. It's I will always love you by Whitney Houston. That's got to be it. Oh, shit. I got watch tower two actually. I'll put Johnny. Oh, watch hour. Yes. I got watch tower two. People forget that that was Bob Dylan and the original put in the comments on patreon. I'm just curious what you think the best cover is of all time while I'll give you one heart did a live cover of stairway to heaven for when Led Zeppelin got inducted into the hall of fame or whatever the fuck. And I think it might be the best. It's definitely the best live cover ever. Really? Yeah. Okay. And that's a, that's a very complex song as well. It is. It is. I heard one over the weekend. Uncle laser actually performs. I don't know what his band is, but they did my mind's playing tricks on me by ghetto boys, a country version of it. I called him and I was like, yeah, dude, you got to, that's got to be a single. You're talking nether hour. Did that? Yeah. Bobby Flacko, the guy with a long hair. Flocking. Awesome dude. A country version of ghetto boys. So they're talking to the label right now, trying to figure it out, but it's, it's online and I broke and reposted it. Everybody. I mean, it's fucking dope. Well, not as dope as having a fucking glam site that's so fucking profane that people start complaining about it, because it's all 50 year old people that are going to it. Ah, shit. Yeah. Is it really? Yeah. It's older. It was older people from what I read later in the thing there, but let's see. You would have to be in your fifties to know islands in the stream. Yeah, there was a karaoke machine there for a time and on one notable son, this is a quote by the way, on one notable sunny afternoon, while trying to enjoy our garden with friends, we had to instead listen to a couple blaring out islands in the stream over and over deluded and thinking they were Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers. So they had a karaoke machine. Yeah. And they were trying to recreate some magic over there. Yeah. Do you think Dolly and Kenny, they never fucked. I don't believe that. Nope. She said they never fucked. I don't care what she said. Um, it's a woman. No, I look, he's dead. I respect Rogers. Yeah, I respect him. And that would have been a respectful thing to do. She's a legend. He's a legend. They should fucking have sex. So the weird thing is Dolly Parton's been married. Bob, you can look this up for like 50 years, I think, to like a guy who's completely unknown. There's like one picture of him that exists. He never goes out, nothing, and everybody, for whatever reason, knows you don't fuck with Dolly or this guy will kill you. I mean, I'll take that challenge. Okay. Because he's, what, is he 90 right now? Well, now I'm not getting clipped by a fucking 90. Back in the day. Was he military? Okay. He's 81. He's 81 now. Okay. I'm not getting clipped by an 81. Carl Thomas Dean. Yep. Carl Thomas. That's ahead of hair on him there. Look at that. That looks like a politician. Fat little fucking dog. Look, you fucking Dolly Parton. God damn, dude. She's always played. She's always played. I feel like it would be her patriotic duty to have sex with Kenny Rogers. Or at least like Conway Twitter or somebody, right? My, it's, she's one of those people in real life where I would imagine everyone is trying to have sex with her. I got, my father actually hosted one of the grand old opera events. So I got to meet her backstage and I was eight, eight years old. And I still gave it my all as if I had a shot as an eight-year-old to have sex with, with Dolly Parton when I talk to her. And I'm eight. Imagine every other man in the fucking world at this point, like, damn it. Well, imagine you were an eight-year-old today. An era where women are fucking younger dudes. Yeah. I feel like I miss my prime, you know what I mean? To be honest, if I was in high school these, right, right now, I would definitely be banging one of my teachers. Male or female. You try it. I tried. Yeah. There was only one like student teacher, I think she was like 23 or something was teaching in a history class. I was in. She wasn't that hard though. It was these two just out of college chicks that worked at the bank, like the local bank of America that came in and there were guest speakers for this business 101 class in my fucking high school. And I hit on them throughout the entire presentation and they ended up banning speakers at the school because of me. And that's the truth. What'd you say? What was your best line? Well, because I was 17 at the time and I go, look, we've only got three more months. I'm not going to say anything because I've already seen the looks you're throwing my way and I'm I'm in and it's only three months. Like who gives a shit and then it's all going to be legal. There was a smile crack. The other girl had to conceal her laughter like I think it was close. And then the fucking my teacher ended up cutting this off and it was first period too. So I couldn't even go to like the out to their core or nothing like that. So we'll male or female teacher. Both of them are females. Con. Yeah. Well, you should have you should have thrown her one if you had thrown one in her early in the school year. And that's this is a lesson for all you young men out there. If you're in your senior year of high school and you got that ugly older lady teacher throw one in her just in case this other opportunity comes up right do it. It's called doing prep work, right? Battlefield preparation. You're getting it ready for later. Where's part about in that class, dude, we that same old lady taught us to type and was typing class and she was like, you're terrible at this. And I go, we're never going to use computers. This is all fucking stupid. And even at 17 years old, I was completely incorrect about technology. Yeah. And I'm okay to admit that. So what are they doing with this clamping side? Are they shutting this fucker down? Oh, yeah. They shut it down. Goddamn it. Island. We should end with islands in the stream today after the fucking show cue it up, Bob. And then I'll bring up our listeners here for drinking bro of the week popping on Dan real quick. I want to show that creed shirt. So I coach the playoff basketball game in this over the weekend. I get a shit ton of compliments on it. The creed 24 take me higher. That's available on drinking bros.com. So if you're not in the studio and want to give your drinking bro the week submission, go to drinking bros.com peruse the merch over there. We're all stocked up full of all the new shit over there. Creed shirts are in there, butter, soft tees, everything's back. The way it should be over there. We're rocking dude. Got some hardy F merch, a ton of stuff over there and the submissions for drinking bro. The week are there and they'll come right to our inbox. What's on the homepage there? They got the, oh, you got the headboard hailey shirt. Yeah, headboard hailies up there. Pop that up real quick. Crime corners up there. Oh, the guy in the studio has got a cream corner shirt on today. He says I've got a real job and I can't come up there today. So I understand it's whatever. Headboard hailies up there, tons of new tees up there. Who do we got in the back? Who wants to come up first? We're drinking bro. The week, boom. Come on up, dude. Yeah. You bringing that fucking whiskey? You bringing the whiskey. There it is. You guys been drinking it too? No, I poured some for them. Oh, you did. Okay. The shot glasses claim. Do we know? Did you really? Look at you. Cigarettes and Adderall. Who makes that t-shirt? That's a great t-shirt. The band Flatland Cavalry, it's a line from one of their songs. So you can say it in the mic. Oh shit. Put it about an inch from your face. Yeah. Flatland Cavalry, West Texas Band, it's a line from one of their songs. Great shirt. Big fan of that. What is it? A country? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, Texas country. Dope. What's your name? Corey. You don't have to say it last night. I'll say it. Got it. We'll save my middle name. Corey Quilt. There it is. Corey Quilt. Where are you from? From Central Texas. I live in Hado. Oh, no shit. All right. So you're relatively close. You're looking for the 9/11 show. Right here? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was the one right after Texas beat Bama, so. Oh shit. I was. I was at that game. I was pretty pumped. I know. I was at that game. Man. Let me hand you one. I'll tell you this. Every... And I enjoy it. Like here's the thing, Texas fans. Don't think that I don't enjoy you. I do. Because you guys were... I was sitting with all Bama fans, because Dan was out with COVID and we did a show there was me, clean Crawford, A.J. Buckley, and Independence Fund was there. And everybody was... We were all wearing Bama's shit, whatever school we go to, we try to do it. But we were in an all Texas section, right behind the Texas bench. It was all the boosters, everything. And they were unbelievably polite the whole game, even though they were just beating the shit out of Bama that game. So it was a... I was an enjoyable experience at least. There's no reason to be an asshole, especially if you're winning. Yeah. I was shocked. And they were even more shocked that we turned around, because they didn't know that it wasn't like a Bama fan. Oh, yeah. And I turned around and I said, "Hey, congratulations guys. Good luck the rest of the year." And they were like, "Holy shit. Bama fans are super polite." And I was like, "Yeah, that's because we're not real Bama fans, bro." I mean, it was obviously, but yeah, me and A.J. were there for the good times and the laughter. My biggest thing is my wife's got a lot of Oklahoma family, so I bet them on one of her cousins on the Oklahoma game every year. I'd had to wear an Oklahoma shirt and post it online more times than I'd like to admit. I'm sure. So that was a little bit of a Bama. Sure. Last year. Last year, man, you guys lost. Who'd you like to keep drinking, bro, the week two? I got to do my wife this time, because last time I did my buddy and she didn't like that so much. Yeah. So my wife, Tanya, she's cool. All right, Tanya. I was trying to get her to come up here today, but she got a new position at work, so... Reverse cowgirl. That'd be... Hey. That's the new position they gave her. Hey, come and test this out on your husband, okay? See how this plays out. Yeah. Fingers crossed. Fingers crossed. What'd you bring here, bottle-wise? So... Oklahoma. The Devil's River, agave bourbon, I don't know. My wife's cousin turned me on to this one here recently. It's pretty tasty. Devil's River. All right. I'll do a shot with you. Is it your birthday? Yes, sir. Cheers. Happy birthday, buddy. 27. Are you really? No. 37. Three years older than me. It's your birthday. Thanks for coming out. Appreciate it. That's really good. Yeah. What is that? What's in there? Yeah, it's a... There's a little sweetness to it. Yeah. I actually really like that. Yeah. I thought... I kind of tried to turn it down the first time. I thought it was tequila, but it's a bourbon. They make it in San Antonio. Do they really? Yeah. I just found that out. Devil's River. All right. So, yeah, that one's free all, but... Cheers. I just wanted to do one birthday shot with you all. Appreciate you. Fuck yeah, dude. Let me come and drink some Celsius with you all. I told you, dude. You come in. You get to drink as much heart AF as you want. Black out. Break a bottle. We don't want to get shit around here. Go sit in traffic on the way home. We're going to have to go somewhere, though, for the election show again. Yeah. For 25. In case I lose my shit like last week was in 2020, we got to go. We got to go to a bar. I don't want to burn down the studio. In case things don't go my way. Who else is back there? Anybody else want to come up? Any of your buddies? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Homeboy's like, "Yo, I can't. I get a real fucking job." It's fine if you can't, by the way. You're good. What's up? I love you guys. He goes, "I love you guys, but I can't do it." I understand it. No need to bust your ball sack wide open here and lose your fucking job. You coming up? I got to be suspended for a minute because I have a career. Go ahead. There we go. Grab it. You had one. It's over now. I had one that's gone now. Cheers, man. Cheers. Tell everybody your name. Clayton Charles. There it is. That's not my real name. Oh, it's not. Well, the last name's an alias. Okay. That's fine. And you just moved. It's like two miles down from the studio. Yeah. I'm Dan's first stalker. I know he was talking about that the other day that he hasn't had a stalker. Yeah. No, I'm kidding. You will be. You will be. I'm sure. Moved a couple miles down the road. Randomly happened. Yeah, I know exactly where that is. So did you just pass the sign? So we were looking for a place nearby my fiance's job. Okay. And we found a place. Moved in. I was driving by for work. I passed the studio. Sure enough. Hey. Typed in the GPS 2.8 miles away. Oh, look at that, dude. Right here. I got him from Houston. Yeah. Haven't had the pleasure going to Buck Wilds yet. Beautiful establishment. Man, I bet. If I was single. Greens Point. Guns Point. Yeah. If I was single living in Houston, I'd be at Buck's Wild every night. Oh, man. Houston is a gym, isn't it? No. I'm so excited to move to Austin. That's weird. Houston's a weird city. Ross. I can't put my finger on it, dude. It's a weird city though. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's, yeah. It's diverse. It's very diverse. It's very diverse. There's some weird establishments there that are, because I know you're like diverse, but I'm talking like, you can go to an all black neighborhood. I was in a fucking, a Caballero bar. You know, that is? No, I don't know. So there's Mexican Caballero's. It was on accident, dude. So I flew in to interview Bobby Knight, coach Bobby Knight, RIP. I was he throwing chairs. Well, I'd never been to Houston at that point. So I was, for whatever reason he was in Houston, he was like, you got to meet me here. I was like, very cool. So I do it. I was just trying to get some food. I got, I grabbed a late night flight and, and I, the only place that I was open was this. I thought it was a Mexican restaurant and it was Mexican cowboys and like the dancing is very strict. The fucking formation of it. Everything else. I was the only one. You had to bounce. Fool or what? Oh, God. I've been waiting for that. Dude. I've been doing that shit so much. I'm just like, God fucking ready for it. But those motherfuckers like, uh, I order, I go to the bar, I get a margarita, I order the food and she goes eat that quickly, drink that quickly and get the fuck out of here. And I was like, why? I was like, I'm just enjoying these fucking, yeah, she was serious. And I was like, I saw it and I scarf down my food and everything. Yeah. Fuck out of there. Dude. I'm from Tulsa, Oklahoma. So like, I'm probably gonna have fired. Don't fire me. If my job sees, if the HR randomly watches, this is on patreon, they're not subscribed. I'm going to have to pay back on my relocation shit. I just moved you to Saturday two days ago. They're not fucking subscribing on the channel, bro. I'm an outside sales. Are you another hard AF fucking salt? We do. I've already been slinging that shit for free, so we can shout about it afterwards. Who do you want to drink a brother week to drink your brother week? My boy Eddie Rusk, Tulsa, Oklahoma. He's the one that got me to listen to drinking bros. He was always sitting there, Dan fucking dude. All this shit. And I'm like, Dan doesn't know shit. And I started listening to his drinking bros, and now I'm just like, dude, fucking Dan is the voice of reason. He doesn't give a fuck. He's the reason I made a Twitter. I'm like, I'm the reason he's the reason I'm on fucking Twitter telling Nikki Haley. Wow. You should go fuck yourself. You should go fuck yourself. Basically. Yeah. I'm like, oh, we can say whatever we want now. I'll download Twitter. Yeah. He's like, dude, you're on a list. You're on a list. I'm like, nah, fuck that. Dan's saying this shit. We're good. Right. Right. And you got a real job. I consider it. Yeah. Well, I had a real job. No, it'll be fine. No one from HR is watching the show. No, it's on Patreon. It's on Patreon. I'm going to give a shout out to these dudes I just met. They got tickets to the mothership. Supposedly I'm going tonight. Oh shit. Congratulations. Hey. So who's up tonight? Do we know? Oh, it's wife bailed out so he got free tickets. That's dope. He got to his wife for his bailin out. Is it kill Tony tonight? Kill Tony usually is on Monday night here. If you got kill Tony tickets, that'd be fucking crazy. What'd you say? The Delco? It's on Tuesdays. Oh, Tuesdays. I'm sorry. It's today, not Tuesday. Bro. What is today? I don't know. Me neither, man. I enter the studio. It's the fucking Twilight Zone. I don't remember dates, times, anything. It's a different fucking world though. I just want to say it feels like a different world for me. Yeah. Watching and listening every single day in Houston and all of a sudden, boom. Here I am. I'm on the fucking show. You know what I'm going to do for you today? What are you doing for me today? I'm going to give you a welcoming to Austin gift though. Really? I'm going to give you that? Jarve, all of a sudden, dressing. Oh my god. You take that way. This is what I was, I meant to come to H.E.B. but I had to come move. Yep. But otherwise, I would have been there. I'm going to shock this. I'm going to shock this. I'm going to shock this. When you're here, you're family. I may or may not try to find you guys at that dinner. Okay. Now that I'm here. Well, we won't, we won't disclose the date. There's no one in the box. Whoever won in the box. That'll be a private thing. There's only so many Olive Gardens in this area. So. You'll never find it. I'll fucking find it, Ross. No, you're not going to find it. But when you hear your family, thank you to everybody who came out to that tasting on Friday nights. Cheers. Shit ton of cases sold. It was fucking awesome, dude. And we greatly appreciate all the support for Heart AF Seltzer. It helps the show too. So, thank you for everybody that came out. Come into the studio. Come see us. We like hanging out with you guys. Booze is free. Drinks are flowing. Everybody gets fucked up and it's fun. And then we'll figure out over the summer where the election show is going to be this fall for that live show because that's going to get nasty that night. 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