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Trippers Chats 14-15 Vol 1

Right fuck football this week. This is what we are good at talking absolute cabbage. Crimson Bolt,, Hulk Hogan Cannon of films, Bovril, Seagal, Formby tales, enrique selfies, the corrs and more in our first best of trippers chats from episodes 1 to 22. Paul, Ray, Dave, Moley, Trev, Andy, Stevo, Phil, Neil and Damo deliver their usual tour de force of bollox. The last 25 minutes are a compendium of all the outtakes from those episodes. Hope you laugh as much as these bellends do.Not a hint of Rodgers or transfers in sight. Although hyena laughs and seagal dominate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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1h 16m
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04 Jun 2015
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Right fuck football this week. This is what we are good at talking absolute cabbage. Crimson Bolt,, Hulk Hogan Cannon of films, Bovril, Seagal, Formby tales, enrique selfies, the corrs and more in our first best of trippers chats from episodes 1 to 22. Paul, Ray, Dave, Moley, Trev, Andy, Stevo, Phil, Neil and Damo deliver their usual tour de force of bollox. The last 25 minutes are a compendium of all the outtakes from those episodes. Hope you laugh as much as these bellends do.


Not a hint of Rodgers or transfers in sight. Although hyena laughs and seagal dominate. 

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Advertised rates available through the PenFed Carbine Service to receive any advertised product you must become a member of PenFed, entered by NCOA. All this week on NBC4, new products to new technology, Susan Hogan is showing you how local restaurants are changing the way we dine in and take out in this new world, tonight at 6. A new twist on outdoor eating. A lot of it is creating flexibility. How one local restaurant is making their outdoor space mobile, giving you plenty of sunshine and social distance for a stress free meal. It's all part of Restaurant Revitalization, tonight at 6 on NBC4, working for you. I am Lu Chware, you are listening to Trippin's Chat! [Laughter] With Trippin! [Laughter] Sailed in our squad, squad. Yeah. Squad, squad. [Laughter] Are you seeing where he was allowed to use Synergy, and you can't use Raster? No, no, no, that's the difference between us, you know what I mean? The difference is, when you slide him, he doesn't stop talking, whereas when Phil says something to Dave, Dave goes, "What would you like me to say?" "I'm going to stick it up your bar next time." [Laughter] Next question from Barry Carr, "Barry's wondering about the situation some of us have found yourselves in the past. When and the way ticket is not possible, how do you behave if you're sat with the home fans, any of any stories on this?" I was at St. James's Park a few seasons ago, and we had to sit in the home fans, it was the one where Rainey got sent off. Oh yeah. Like they, like the Newcastle fans, had a fucking ball down in, I think, down in Henderson. They all played, they were shit, Carol was a disgrace. And Rika went to go? Yeah. [Laughter] I didn't go, what's going on? Carol dived, all you had to do was tap the ball in, he tried to dive and said he got reaved off, and like, they cheered more for that than they did for the goals. She's there horrible times. Oh God yeah. But the fella kind of, there wasn't me and a few of my mates, but the fella to my right was a Newcastle fan. But he was fairly sound, but he copped on that we were never real fans. And then Sisay scored the opener, he kind of grabbed me in the head like, "What are you fucking thinking of?" [Laughter] He was really, but then, like Joe, as the game went on, he kind of, he was telling us, you know, that all the best places to go out at night in heart, which was sound enough. But a couple of seats back, there was some, like, there was absolute lunatics. Apparently, when, when they were saying them, they were calling them down and a smuggy bastard. And one of my mates goes, "Why is, what, why is he a smuggy bastard?" The man looks at him as if he's like five minutes, "Who's from fucking Smogsville?" [Laughter] I mean, like these fellas, what? It didn't say that on Wikipedia. [Laughter] Who's your, who's your mate, the pause to ask the question? [Laughter] I'm sorry, can I just ask you this? [Laughter] And why would you be referring to him as a smuggy bastard? Leave the fucking lunatics on all of it, and then don't poke the bear in here. [Laughter] You just hit a horse last week. [Laughter] We kind of, like, we got out of there without any trouble, but I think that was more like, when Newcastle beat us, if we had a one, I'm not sure, that would have done it. You got to pick your battles, I mean, you know, you know what, you want to, you want to pitch up a mill wall. [Laughter] He didn't fucking go, he's going in. [Laughter] There you go, no. You're not either out of the cup, what's this going on in here? Oh, yes. [Laughter] MK, do I think James is a gate beat down there? [Laughter] We probably did, he had a friend who got a couple more to play. [Laughter] He made a more in play against MK Danz, a few weeks ago. And he's done the, I mean, feel like. [Laughter] Most of them. [Laughter] You know it, they're going to swing him. [Laughter] Get on there, Louis. [Laughter] Yeah. If you're listening, Gav, Kenny, little Gav is out. [Laughter] Right, let's have a look at another few of these little topics that have been suggested by various people. The next one is from Paul Murray. It is completely non-football related. Paul wonders if you could go on any game show, past or present, which one would it be? [Laughter] I don't want me jimmel fixing. [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] There, yeah. [Laughter] [Laughter] Not strictly a game show. [Laughter] Not strictly a game show. Was a game show there? [Laughter] [Laughter] I just, I just suggested that. Don't take it on a top. [Laughter] [Laughter] I'm fucking out. [Laughter] Next one. Next one's from Karl's wandering. He said basically we all want brother Rogers new teeth. They are beautiful. What other managers features would you make if you could? [Laughter] How's a marino's flu? Apparently, it's a monster. [Laughter] The longest day show, John, was only a game show. [Laughter] I don't know where it is. I don't know where it is. I don't know where it is. Any other managers feature systems? Managerial? I don't even know who manages the teams. [Laughter] I don't even know. [Laughter] A lot of track of mortgages. Last one is from Liverpool Pride. And the question is, what's the best ointment for an itchy towel? I don't know what an itchy towel is. [Laughter] [Laughter] It's a Scottson. Okay, I want you to bear with me here. Actually, it's at the start, and I'll come back to it at the end. This is from Dark on Twitter. He says, basically this. What the fuck is Bovro? Which prick talk? Let's make some crisps that taste like Bovro. It basically tastes of arse. It's like a hot mug of arse. It's arse-flavored water. And people are drinking it. And no one bats an eyelid mate, no one. It's on sale in supermarkets. Arse-flavored powder on shallots. [Laughter] I was offered a jug of it yesterday. They may as well have said, would you like a taste of my balloon knife? [Laughter] I'm not having it this day. Not anymore. It's gone on too long. I'm removing it from supermarkets from now on. And obviously dark sconesome sort of falling down the ramp. [Laughter] It's a local asda. But, Molly, Bovro, where do you stand on it as a drink? Just a separate standalone drink. I don't know what Bovro leaves. Is that like marmite or something? Is it? It's basically like oxtail soup. Oh, I love oxtail soup. [Laughter] Yeah, oxtail soup was lovely. Nice. It's so hot that you would have been, you know, a bread and butter dipped in. Yeah, yeah. I think I'd have your coffee. You're not bad. You're not bad. Bovro is one of those products. I don't know what it tastes like. Because it's one of those that you just look at on the shelf and you just go, nah. What do you consume, Paul? You don't know tea, no coffee, no, no Bovro. What do you want? Do you drink any hot drinks at all? Would you have a hot chocolate, would you? No. Don't like hot drinks. I'm shy too. Yeah. Bovro takes me back. Bov drinks are nice. What does Bovro think about? Yeah, does Bovro know the house when I was growing up? Oh, yeah. Because it was like, it was a soup. That explains a lot. [Laughter] It was a scoopy jar. It wasn't a sashé. A scoopy jar. Like, it was like a... It was like sort of a trickily type consistency that you put into the cup and you put the boiler on top. Oh, was it? Yeah. No. It could be powder now. Maybe it was. I'm talking about, this is going back. Yeah. That's right. I was like, it was like marinade. It was like, you know, it's this fancy. Yeah. It took it. It's soft, it's put in and hot water and mix it up. Yeah. Oh, would you have a cup of that now? No. Yeah, we're not. Not a fucker. When you're a young fell in the 60s. When you're a young fell in the 60s. When you're a young fell in the 60s. When you're a young fell in the 60s. When you trust your parents to give you stuff. You do trust your parents. Up to the age of 10. Yeah. You're a young trust them. Yeah. So here's the acid test. Would you give your child a bottle? Not a fucker. Yeah, there you go. I'll go for the last job then. I'll go for a laugh now. I'll get a picture of them. I don't mind them when they're all talking about a bottle. Look, I've never tasted a bottle or even smelled it, but I can just look at the little jar. The little jar of fucking 11 horrible stuff. And I just know you have a fair idea what it tastes like. I don't have to say ours, yes. He's covered. He's covered. Hey, I'm Lucie. You are listening to Trippins Chat. Right. We're going to have a little chat about Santa. I can't. Just in case the listeners didn't get that because you're off mic. Yeah. So we're going to ask you about Santa wishes. And if you could have won Liverpool related Santa wish, what would it be? So we're going to the table and we'll see what people are going to suggest. And the young, what's your Santa wish? I want an injury machine. Go on. Go on. So you can bring back storage, you know, whoever's out, you can bring them out. So we can fix them as well as cost. Yeah, yeah. And a good green and a red. And a good poor player is there an enemy who can choose how long. So you give Johnson a career in that. I love this. And I'm not looking. Not like a special button combination could be finish him. It's a career ending injury. You get to choose the injury and everything. So Johnson has to be a painful one. But it also, yeah, it gets players back. So, you know, we sit around here every week and we discuss players like you want to come in and they just never seem to come in. So you know, you injure as many players as possible until, you know, Chan comes in. It is a fun control thing. Yeah, we're now a control by me enough. So, you know, I'll probably give, probably give to our little niggly one for us. Yeah, yeah. Get Chan in there. Lucas, couple of months. You know, they don't have to worry about players getting, you know, playing too many games. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause if they get, if they pick up a knock, you just fix them. Perfect. Yeah, perfect. Yeah, it's a worry. Go up, hop around and you're sad to wish what would it be. Yeah, just what's going on. I just wanted, er, Emory Chan to play a bit. I didn't want to kill anyone doing it. I didn't want to kill anyone. I didn't want to kill anyone. I didn't want to kill anyone. I didn't want to kill anyone. I didn't want to kill anyone. I didn't want to kill anyone. I didn't want to kill anyone. I didn't want to kill anyone. In the British version, you work at a bakery. There's an explosion in the nuclear oven because there's a nuclear oven in the bakery. Your DNA is fused with the bread in the oven. What bread would you want to be fused with? And what would be your nuclear super bread power as a result? I may be paraphrasing. I could have tried that. I apologize if I am. You want to be a bachelor, surely. That's the daddy. What's your super burrito? I don't know. Your super power has to be something to do with the heel or something. It's not your protective shape. They've never seen a heel on a batch loaf. There's no mess with that bad boy. So about two inches, eight percent. The opposite of the Achilles heel. This is fucking brilliant. Yes, a batch heel. A batch heel. You're going somewhere with this life. There we are. A polar ox. A polar ox when he's weak. Here we are. A batch loaf because it's very heavy. He doesn't have weight. Look about a brick. What are you trying to say? A batch heel. You know what? What's what's happened? That's what's actually happened. He was asked that question. He wanted to be a batch loaf. Wait. Where are you going with this? Actually, David, you want to be scared? You want to be scared? It's just a batch loaf at the back. It's just a batch loaf. Actually, if you put a batch loaf and fucking go. You'll probably feel better, John. Batch Jones. I'm going to check now. I'm going to show his legs. There we go. Put your get on that next day. We'll try that on Monday. That's great. Let's try it Monday. Okay. Yeah. Steve, I'll... Biscuit question for you. Patrick wants to know which are the best biscuits to accompany tea. Well, this is a question. But we're going to go. What's the taste of biscuit? It's like having you stuff. Oh, Jesus. I'm just going to go for a show. You should be finished by then. David, do you want to join me? Come on, Steve. Best biscuit. Yeah. Chocolate king, really. There we go. Chocolate king, really. What would you go for with tea, David? I don't drink tea, by the way. I swear. Yeah. I drink beer in my voice. Or coffee. So I just eat biscuits. Okay, right. You're going to just start. I'm going to start fucking out. He has a biscuit with his smell of ice. Go on, though. I can't beat a chocolate hobnob. Chocolate hobnob. Have you got a shot in this? Ginger nuts. Yes. I know what you do. See, the hobnob is why I was actually going to make it a conversation. The hobnob for its ability to be dunked, as Peter K says, is... It's dunkability factor. Yeah. It's very high. So what I was asking was, is it based on taste or based on functionality? Is it going to end up at the bottom of your cup? See, but if you want, what I actually used to do was I used to make a cup of tea and dunk into purple snacks just to melt the chocolate on them and eat them. You still got to start again. I still got the story. I just finished. Phil. Phil. Right. Flip again. Steve. Steve. A really, really important decision that you would potentially need to make comes in from A T W and he's wondering if there were two steaks available for seven pounds at Azda? Would it be a deal or an old deal? I suppose it's about ten year old. What do you reckon? I need two steaks. They're obviously fucking souls of chills. I was going to say. I'm not even like nice chills. Yeah. Yeah. You know them chills were in the other twin as he swaps with the trumpet. It's ten chills. So two trimes, souls. P C chills. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So now what's the answer? Would you buy them both? I have frugal moments. I'd probably go for it. Yeah. It depends what day of the week it is. I'll be worried about the quality there at the end. Yeah, obviously. Yeah. That's kind of... That's the trade off. Yeah. Well, they'll probably take a chance on it, yeah. Yeah. Well, look, they're doing deals like that. They're buying in lads and they've saw some sheep shit me. Like, I mean, you can grab a bag and what I used to do on a particular Tesco shopping. [laughter] It was, you know what I mean? You flew to the toilet. They'd have a section where all the stuff that's gone every day, that day. Yeah, yeah. Of course. Of course. You'd often see the style of rotating the stock. Yeah. So you put the stuff that's going to go all day next week at the back and then people take it. And then people take from the front and all that. Yeah. So what I used to do was reverse it. Sorry. Sorry to find a fillet steak. Or two. At the back, that's gone. They were dating it. I always end up on a product because I'm in the same Tesco every day. [laughter] So I was getting a fillet steak for a month. Like, you know, for a two-year-old. [laughter] What a fucking master plate in the umbrella of master mind. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. That is wonderful. That's what all that. Yeah. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. That's what all that. All that. Just the whole thing that, you know, it's going to happen and sort of. Oh, you didn't like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just this way for the, yeah, yeah, yeah. And because look, you're going to kill me afterwards. So you're not going to live to the bathroom. Yeah, just just have to be back in a second. Yeah, just a tip. Right. Next one is from Dave David and David's asking, Andy, what's the best excuse you've ever came up with when you were late for something? Well, obviously you have to, you have to know you're, you're Mrs. very well, and all she knows. OK, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like all you may who's is Mrs. knows nothing about football. So if he's ever late, like he'd say, you know, it was a cup game. Went on a couple of hours. OK, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's just like, oh, yeah, football. Yeah, she looked like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Had done a couple of days. So I didn't play golf, you know, so what you built golf? So I want to go home and say it was a team event. You played, we had to play 26 holes. And it works. Yeah, brilliant, brilliant. When he goes out and Friday, he goes back on Monday. Oh, never had like, you know, an actual story, like that of you, an excuse that of you was, but the people in my work reckon that I've made one up, because I was one that I was cycling in. And I borrowed there, like, I mean, the biggest shit ever. Like this thing hit me in the head, hit me in the head, you know, went into my hair, I could feel it going to be hair and all like a field of dripping now. I mean, heck, I don't know what you're seeing, like, dodgy courier or something like that. I don't know, maybe it was nasty. Yeah, it was a fucking hell of a mistake, yeah. Or a pterodactyl. But it's got to, so I went home, I was like, I could have just taken you on a morning off and gone in, but I was fairly upset. Like, I puked when I took my t-shirt off and I started in mountain, but that was, you know, down the back of it. So, yeah, which got all around in. And I said, I'm not coming in today. I'll tell you this tomorrow, what, what, I'm not. So, I went in and I told them this story. And to this day, they think I'm bullshitting. They don't think, like, that there's joy. And I didn't see the actual board. So, maybe it wasn't, maybe it was a fucking a homeless man of a traitor. So, now this was a lot, it was a lot of shit. They, like, they don't believe it. Oh, this shit is crying for a spill. They don't believe, they don't believe that. Hey, I was fucking like, like, I had to wash it all out of me and take it and get stripped and all of a sudden I went into the gap and troto clothes out. And, B, they don't believe that they, like, upset me to the point where I was like, I'm not going in. So, they still reckon that. Like, I've made up this story about the big, giant board shit in my head, like, but it's not, it did actually happen. OK, we'll finish off with a question from a former guest. Christian, Christian is known on Twitter as von Strangino. And he's wondering what would be your dream vine. Phil, I think you would take on this day. Yeah, I'd love to see him do one with Glenn Johnson as the cowardly lion from the Wizard of Oz, singing if I only had a heart. And, dancing down the yellow brick road, out of Anfield. That's what I'm, uh, put it, put it, put it, put it, put it, put it. Yeah, finish. Maybe you gave me. OK, next one up is from Kali. And she is wondering, which superhero would you choose to play? Or to replace, excuse me, Dejan Loveren in the first 11 and help us then as a result. And he sheds for this. What superhero could be-- The Crimson Bolt. Oh, fucking hell. Is he real? Is he? Yeah, you could be just bullshitting me now. No, I mean, I've never seen the film super. Oh, hang on, I've seen a little bit of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's-- A pure, known, handsome superhero with a fucking big wrench. [LAUGHTER] Where does he keep his wrench? You see, and it's tight. He walks around me. The only one fucking messes on the pitch, smashes across the fucking head with the wrench. You know, he creams in the glass. You shut up crime, so he'll be a shut up Johnson. Smash! [LAUGHTER] Shut up, Scotland, smash! That's actually-- He didn't make a-- Maybe they should go in the jungle, because of his song. Yeah? Yeah, that would be handy. There we go. They missed the trick there. [LAUGHTER] It could be the team just-- I'm a celebrity mister trick, and I'll bring in some and maybe later the jungle. Well, they missed the trick, because then he wouldn't be playing for Liverpool. Oh, yeah, yeah. I think he's a bit tied up. I think he's good at it. Actually, a foot part celebrity jungle will be great. Mm. Not filmed. Just-- [LAUGHTER] Actually, Jurassic foot part celebrity jungle, where there's dinosaurs, and the most hated footballers, just thrown in. Tell them those cameras. And big electric fences. Big electric fences. Don't work. Don't work. The vals were wrapped. They're kind of cleat, creeping up, and yery up for a noose. Clever girl. [LAUGHTER] [INAUDIBLE] Do you want to cap with the number five on? [LAUGHTER] And then you have loads of that were completely oblivious. And I want to be water-shaken. Mm-hmm. Yeah. The rubbish that was gone. No, she's a smooch. Charlie Adam will be the fellow with the bowl of crunch in the conflicts when the wrappers will walk around the kitchen. [LAUGHTER] Over, over, over. Penses. Yes, that's right. She paints fences, I think. [INAUDIBLE] Bloody hell, honey, honey, sheds for bongas. You just-- I don't really watch films in general. Ah, for fuck's sake. [LAUGHTER] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] Welcome to a culture show. [LAUGHTER] [INAUDIBLE] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A remote control, but that was good. [INAUDIBLE] Was she happy with that? [INAUDIBLE] Or is that Andrew's a famous one, isn't she? [INAUDIBLE] Or is that Andrew's a famous one? Yeah, sound. There you go. [INAUDIBLE] He was octopus-y. [INAUDIBLE] Oh, no, that's going back too far. Yeah. I'm not sure. I remember. Jaws. Let's go with Jaws, my favorite one. The Blondie board. That was Jaws' girlfriend. She's lovely. Yeah, she was lovely. [INAUDIBLE] [LAUGHTER] Well, that went well. [LAUGHTER] That went really well. [LAUGHTER] I'm so glad you started out. [LAUGHTER] Favorite pub snack Andy's seen as you don't watch films. Doesn't he pub snack? [LAUGHTER] Do you need to eat a pub snack on a pub? Oh, yeah. You don't read in pubs anyway. [LAUGHTER] It's very tragic. [LAUGHTER] Pub snack? Yeah, go on. Well, pub snacks have come on a lot, you know, this time. Don't give me the history. Tell me your favorite fucking pub snack, right? I mean, you can get a trip. Yeah, you can get a trip. You don't just like get peanuts and Pringles and King crisps and pubs anymore. You can get lovely stuff. So what's your favorite? That's the questions asking. That's Tom's question. Eh. Pfft. It's not pub food now. It's pub snacks. It is a good question. Okay, for example, scampi fries will be mine, for example. Oh, jeez. We'll just stop. [LAUGHTER] I'll be here to pack it in with these questions and ask when you go home. [LAUGHTER] So... [LAUGHTER] Meal. Yeah, yeah. Pub snack. Favorite pub snack? I'll go to pub snack. And then, off this run, is from Lloyd. And Lloyd is wondering what's the funniest or weirdest gamer handle or Twitter handle or anything like that you've ever come across. I suppose we should start with you, Chris, as soon as you kind of come to the fore and that area yourself. [LAUGHTER] I like the simple ones. Those are so supple and simple that they are fun, just because they're stupid. And then, like, I saw someone this summer called themselves Childish Barrowino. Oh, yeah. Yeah, very good. Very good. Like that one. And yours? Uh... Uh... Ghostface Kilo. Ghostface? What was the second part? Ghostface Kilo. Like Ghostface Kilo. Yeah. Very good. Very good. Huh? Yeah. These are... Silly puns. These are good. Silly puns, Phil. No, one for you. One of the other occasions you used to say online on the Xbox playing college, you called Bloodfart. [LAUGHTER] I can never get it on your head. Yeah, it's a horrible fucking image. [LAUGHTER] Oh, fucking. That was good. That was good. That's disturbing. Yeah. Bloodfart. Anyone beat Bloodfart? Or should we just move away? Let's move away. Let's move away with the hanging in the area. Literally hanging in the area. OK, we'll wrap up there. Um, Sam is wandering. Sam is wandering. What's the best or worst or whatever you want, like an own goal that you've ever seen? Um, there was that one they used to dig up on match of the day. Remember anytime there was a go at an old gold score, they'd go up for it. I think it was from the lower leagues. And I mean like a cross comes in and there's smell of leaders in it. [LAUGHTER] Virgini style as good as that. Yeah, because it was close to the goal, but it was way more powerful. Right. [LAUGHTER] Because the ball kind of gets crossed in. I think there's a little bit of pinball. And it drops in front of your mat and like the violence of the show. [LAUGHTER] I just got straight up into the top goal. Yeah. It's absolutely brilliant. I think they used to like, I think it was a matter of the day, they used to need to be known guys like, well, it doesn't beat this or they like dig it up again. Yeah. It was brilliant. Yeah, we scored a bullet of an own goal as well. I think that the end there we didn't hit. I had a bullet of an own goal one time. Yeah, buried it really in the top. Yeah. I've seen through a couple. This is an own goal against Chelsea. Oh, I've never went to the killer player so much in my life. [LAUGHTER] Oh, my God. I mean, I know you're usually meant to feel sorry for players when they score an own goal because they're, you know, they usually don't mean it. Colos, last year was my moment of that like that. Colos is actually very interesting. Colos is actually very interesting. His reaction afterwards when he's looking at the ground is like, "What happened?" [LAUGHTER] He does this thing when he looks at God going, "What are you doing to me?" [LAUGHTER] How do you do it? You said there was no need to be upset. Yeah. Best I'll go. I've ever seen him scored against me. Oh, go on then. I swear to God it was good. He'd been off of a Colchester and he came back and we're playing into a breeze. Now, this was like the fucking hurricane breeze, right? I know it moved open there. I'm probably on the edge of the airline. He was a bit toward the yard zone, right? And he went to play a crossfield diagonal and I swear to God it took off, right? Left back, going across, aiming to go across diagonal into their half, right? Hitted up, got caught in the breeze, came back around, right? [LAUGHTER] And started heading back towards the goal. [LAUGHTER] I just looked at him and I'm like, "Oh, no." [LAUGHTER] And just watched the sail and it went in the top corner. [LAUGHTER] I just thought, "Well, no, I'm giving out. I just had a break in my heart. Literally, even though my manager was just like, "Oh, for fuck's sake. I'm just calling his arm now at this stage." It was not going to happen, right? [LAUGHTER] Remember, Frank has been cleared or played for Chelsea. Oh, he's gone. Yeah, and it was way more variety like that. [LAUGHTER] Richard Dunne does the same kind of stumble and fall into the goal. [LAUGHTER] Every goal. This roll out headers, he had one where he's playing for Leicester. He had one for Leicester as well, where he's near the halfway line. And he turned around. I think Ian Walker was in Leicester at this stage. And he tried to pass back to him. But he did this ridiculous, cruel press straight around. It was a beautiful finish. Maybe that was-- and do you remember Lee Dixon in the end? Oh, Lee Dixon, what he chipped Seaman. Yeah. Oh, my God. What a goal that is. What about the one that was doing the rounds? I think he was in Saudi Arabia or somewhere, where he basically-- he's on the six-yard box. And he throws the pole spectacularly, aggressively, into his own net. Because he gets the spin round. And he just ends up walking directly into his own net. It's beautiful. Thankfully, I've never done that. [LAUGHTER] It's on my day, but-- What's funny about the Richard Dunne goal on Sundays, if you watch him after the goal, he turns to the defender next to him. It tugs his ears and say, you know, give me a shout there. [LAUGHTER] You kicked the ball, you're all there. What am I going to say? Don't. [LAUGHTER] I still don't know. I still don't know. I know he was torn off on everything in terms of what was going on, right? But I still have no idea what he was trying to do. Like, even the leg motion, it's just a straight motion towards-- actually, best dog. [LAUGHTER] The goalkeeper after Pralter against Dornan. Oh, that was a joke. That was outrageous. That was like so many-- hold on, as a PlayStation 3 controller in the fucking ground, I just went, whack. [LAUGHTER] It's the finish, it's not going to be that bad. Oh, the poor bastard. He got taken off. [INTERPOSING VOICES] On Sunday, Kalkers' face was brilliant to you. As soon as he touched the Marcus-- [INTERPOSING VOICES] [LAUGHTER] That's your bastard, it was brilliant. Everyone feeling sorry for the parties at home. [INTERPOSING VOICES] Shrimp those tears, though. 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Let's be honest. Same cigar is an overweight fucking poor actor Have you seen have you seen Nico which is his best film? No, the sieges his best film. Oh for fuck's sake. I've lost another respect for everyone It doesn't get the credit fucking deserves a lot in the world. That's book and try. Hey, I'm sorry I'm sorry for the best sentence in the beginning. That's the best sense. I've ever gone. You have no clue about acting What you need is Stephen Seagal's new films where the studio has no way, but it's just him and his fucking fantasies I know on paper. It's the same film every time and it never gets old and he's never shot below the shoulder The best sense I've ever heard it was just been on her right and and he has his quintessential meals the arm break The throat grab The little two-inch neck break like the little twisty thing like he's taking the top of the bag I hang on a second and you're saying that he isn't the greatest actor No, I'm agreeing when you know that under siege - is the most underrated film of all time. Holy Christ Let's go back to the under siege franchise. You're in the let's not just that it launched. Okay, Tommy Lee Jones was in Gary boo who's that's a huge two-caster in high goals and we'll get a linear What's right? Yeah, I don't know tremendous tremendous actress tremendous cake. Does she not get killed in the first scene? But by the way as an aside just Google are you put into YouTube Stephen Seagal versus testicles It's the best video in the world Okay, I will do that next one is again along the same lives Dave Thomas this year with your Seagal opinions. You're gonna like this. This is from Mike Murrow and Mike wants to know what's your favorite movie starring a professional wrestler. He reckons they live with rowdy ruddy Piper again. I don't know who the fuck that is. First of all, there's the whole There's the Hulk Hogan comedy action canon that you've got, you know like mr. Nanny I'm the action Suburban commando, you know all tremendous tremendous movies. God. You're all wrong in the head. Well, look Never played street fight No holds barge where he fights Zeus and Zeus nearly kills his brother. That was a very moving piece but actually the the best film featuring a wrestler is Actually, there's there's loads of good with there's the marine with John Cena, which is tremendous You're not you're not a rock fan. Then the rock. I forgot about the rock. Yeah, he's he's oh the the rundown with the rock is Very good But actually the best film feature in a wrestler is the princess bride with Andre the giant princess. That's a good show Is actually a very good show. I agree with that. It's not a good film the best film would arrest her in his garden It's a galaxy That is a good film and it does have a wrestler. Who's the wrestler? Dave Batista. He's obviously there Looks like a wrestler doesn't talk He went to the steam as a gal So you're happy with that poll that we got chefs that can top on I suppose it depends it's about an answer depends on what you regard as a wrestler because there has been many celebrity wrestlers as well What do you mean celebrity wrestlers mr. T was it wasn't a rest of my How coconut is in Rocky III? Yeah, that's part of the hunk walking counter I actually feel my brain shrink you could do a hobby game Yeah, not a woman I can all sing and all that I don't actually don't answer getting the bin I feel like just get some cigar movies into this We get and some rest and so and the whole college man, and I know it's our dream I'll call good on Sunday. I guarantee you'll be a new man Something wrote your Carl Trotman wants to know what's the heaviest animal you could lift please bring us back to earth with some heavy hands I see it's actually lift. What could you lift? What could you lift I'd have to look at steams guards technique. I believe I could lift a cow You couldn't lift a cow. Good. Listen. You're from the pale. I know that you don't you don't see fields But but but a cow is a big thing it weighs three quarters of a ton Okay, okay genuinely Paul. What's the biggest time when you think you could lift? I don't know. Would you mind your sheep? Probably one of those same Baron of dogs. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe it's a bit kind of awkward though You need something like that's you know kind of small enough to lift but heavy as well. Okay, baby hippo I love him, I'm sure we've all picked up a few pigs in our time Baby hippo the hippos are vicious Very territorial wouldn't want to fuck with a hippo a baby hippo. He'd be scared of a baby hippo. That's not very cigar I'd rather lift up a cow than a hippo. That's all I'm saying And give me a shot, Paul. Oh, yeah, I was really critical of all the man's man Like it was pure law. You look very low. Yeah, no, no, I hate. Oh shit. They've been He looks like fucking Lewis little of suits. He was like long hair and a horrible horrible beard So it's related to a Simas agamol. Yeah Colby Lee Johnson in the speech. That's what he looks at. Yeah, it's Stephen Cagan. It's an XCIA And he's a really like bounty hunter kills all of China All that went out the window when I realized like I'm absolutely in love with my blue saco and He's just brilliant mama do tacos another good share. That's brilliant stuff See you wouldn't be very tender though You both imagine your man crutch has to have social relations with you. I don't understand this Stephen to go Stephen's a gal He will guarantee to protect you exactly you feel safe with Stephen. I see what you know You know it's a you know it's be warm cuz he's the blanket right up to And I was a spare jacket for you I've just got to kill China I'll be back Can I come Hold on to the back of my neck. It's grand. I only need one. I Don't need to kick anymore. They won't be expecting me Last time I was here Does I have to for a whole code? You know in the movie eat at the foreigner he kicks someone in the bollocks and they're dead like they fall into a river after he kicks them in the bollocks, but they're dead like Right Okay, chaps. I want to talk to you about Miss mr. Enrique's naked boy adventures and What do we make it out? How wonderful is this man slowly early around you call him a hero would you stand by that? Get arrested over there for kissing your girlfriend and publicly He wasn't left the country before he tweeted He positioned the marina just in front of us There's no way he didn't practice at least 18 times that that's not a random shot like he's he's he's gotten himself into great position there No, we don't think he thinks Engages the brain at all. Yeah, like nothing he does on Twitter makes any focus There's no far-taught into anything I don't mind them now like I give up shit about players and not being professional on Twitter But in fairness, he doesn't get engaged with the fans. He doesn't get stuck in and he doesn't start giving slag and back Or anything. He just shows pictures of him and a monkey and he's fucking happy It's just a happy girl. Lookie good time. Go. What's the crack? Yeah, but like you can't come here If he turns up a train and some night and he has a chimpanzee and hanging out right as a pet ship No, nobody's bad. I know there's nobody like nobody would taste themselves. I say that's weird Monkey from yeah, I'm sure it's that the same monkey that was in your car I can't him for now. Yeah Yeah, he's Edge towards season two. Maybe it's a close one though. Very good Andy favorite Liverpool season You don't have to be surprised if you don't love a show. Okay, it's season more than surprise. Oh, yeah What was your favorite? Yeah, the acting and all the acting and all the people connected with their characters. Yeah It was wonderful writing. What was it? Wonderful. Yeah, if you look at this and it was novel as well It's beautiful. Really should we just left it there? They should have killed the kept down What do you want to do is some people are saying oh my god, we're gonna have goal music. We shouldn't have goal music We should have music all the way through right Where are you going with this thing? Not like pop music like a score like The English brass bar Like a full-on orchestra right pipe in music in and then when someone's running down the wing Have a score and I tell you what forget the common day to forget the crowd just take up the first two rows Put an orchestra in there and telling you now the atmosphere would be fucking bad stuff fucking sorted There's actually no point in here. It's going to be it's going to be to watch Star Wars with John Williams music playing with an orchestra live in the park That's what it could be like seriously Incident there is a wrist out and mighty red. We've got to conduct the stick and stand. I'm gonna come to my now If I was my dear, I'd go and find that Jonah bastard in it I actually played the you ever play the I need games with the way with the Sony way. Did you ever play the golf on the way? Yeah That was Computer back in my time. We call it the abacus Inside to the other and then back to the way I'm going there goes shit. So they're relaxing That was one of your previous I like to see but Neil you said Frank Lampard transfer Sorry for going in the Frank Lampard transfer in itself is a fair indication of shows of how serious it's being taken on how easy it is Take the piss out and how you wait for are gonna do fuck all about and they're a little pissy The problem was they had pissy little finds they they didn't like I can see something happening with this Barcelona transfer embargo now as well Mm-hmm whereby something will happen. Yeah, I can see it's lifted early But it's enjoyable that the transferring bag happens after they do not Yes, yes, you can't transfer anyone until you've signed everyone and then you can The transfer window closed first of September we will give you the answer on your appeal on the second of September Fuck off, you know, it's just it's that's our tabala again, it's parish upon politics It they may as well be down in Bala, Magash and the fucking bottom of longford looking for Francio Grady to have five votes to get the fucking thing over the line You know, I mean, it's just fucking Francio always gets it Yeah, Francio gets you in every fucking moment To fix that black arrow sketch the one person vote and he got six thousand votes. Oh from plenty dealler Steve what you've done about seven thousand accents mostly taking a piss out of me to Stephen How do you think how does this year is laughed on? What's it? I don't know because this is fucking well What was that mid-European thing you did a few minutes? No, no, no, no, no, that's three chosen rings. I know I don't know Yeah, this one's ended up because he is Baltic region and then moved to sweet look at the logic and look at the displacement of People switching up all over One stage of calm Martin skirtless air when he's to vacuum. Yeah, I didn't promise her. You did kind of days You heard it like you heard like me. There's a ball of healthy song all right Ballotelli son already I suppose how these most of these songs get get gone in the forest places with the away fans Traveling down on a culture train or in the pool to far hand and someone's just come up with a cracker there for Ballotelli And it's very catchy. Yeah storage is a hard Man to put a song together for and it's been lots of quality players over the years that never got a song Yeah, you know and a lot of players deserve the song It's just there's no real Right, I guess a player shouldn't take offense to that. There's no song But it does kind of bogey a little bit to think that ballotelli's come in don't know and has this fucking song that they've sang for pretty much the whole game Storage must be thinking after last days. He's fine. He got really that fucking sware I'm gonna get a song now. I'm definitely get a song. Yeah, and And again, he started it in in ballotelli's shadow So it's a it's a funny one, but it's a it's a cracker of a song I mean if it was everything to what you know, warn me towards a player Was in the shower and all today singing I Mean the fourth time I'm singing that song like I was laughing head off, but I Wouldn't mind I come coming back to make the belt. Let's bounce in a minute dancing in it out What we're gonna dance in a minute. What the hell was that? Was that actually no? Well, it was at the start the target song. We're gonna balance in. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're gonna dance in a minute Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah good work. That's yeah, it's just next one. Um, yeah, it's just difficult isn't there far Poor storage song, but he sure he deserves one. He doesn't even get the clap leak in all day Just get what? I Said that that one's sick I Don't feel like I'm not too long and then Tara's got a dog leash got it. Yeah fucking hell Jesus. I just got at least For a song for a song for the club campaign a clap a Thursday's the clap for Danny hashtag clap for Danny He came out in them I swear to God, I must have laughed I didn't say he came out to the point me onto the picture I could see the notes of the game on as a subject and I literally was on the knees in the goal laugh turn around and that bass to spray tweet to something to see I was looking on Okay, whatever you went it's in that I think he just hits in I can't hit it into the club I like ghosts the walk around right and beneath is whether we all agree with this You just don't go back. Look what happened. Just don't go back. Don't go back. Don't go you cuz there's a fucking million Managers the ghost of what I'm sitting here. We're going back. I swear to God, and I don't know that I don't know Raffa Benitez is the phantom the ghost that walks It's a Christmas carol Johnson he walked out the fucking pitch. I don't care if you can't walk stay on until you can't I check the man is ready to come on. Oh, yeah fucking we walked off before I was ready. Yeah, yeah He's a fucking shitbox of the worst kind like I really hate him and we moved seats This is not a joke a half time. We moved to your stand and watch another big scream Well, we got a seat that gets on food a half time. So I was watching this screen It says the one that adds that's what time is it there like how far how much is gone and They were like 68 minutes and he was sitting beside me like this, right? All right, how the fuck do you know that he goes it says it on the screen And I swear they swear in his life. I looked at the screen. I couldn't see Liverpool's name Along was gone in the match like everything was just gone blurry. It was like I'd be ice-crossed And I just realized that no matter what was happening in the match for that last 22 minutes I didn't know I could just see red and blue Like just my body just shut down and just ride it that I only need my my sight wasn't as important as keeping my heart beat The young is out in good CMD on Luke the young's brother's door down. Is he fuck? He is actually The play for Newcastle last season CM used to be Ajax captain. He's a fucking proper player I use a country to deal with them dickheads corntries. Oh, that's I am sorry It depends what else you use What is saiyan no, he's from Guiana. No, he's not he is. Yeah, don't go in. Oh, yeah Yeah, that's what you're thinking so I am. It's actually don't story now most of them you just said don't you sort of now? Yeah, so it's not say I'm at home. Oh, where's I am beside it? On subject you know fuck all I have to say where you put those sorry now. I'm that's impressive. Yeah, I did like that Wasn't the French Guiana Can we please start this girl fucking man There nice to me like fear like was he just is he fair? Yeah, he was dropped, but hopefully that's because they haven't won I am a drink Right I've got five do you not remember when he arrow. We did an advertisement back for the ninety-four war I do and I just it was a train you have the most ridiculous fucking memory. I swear to God. The reference It was but you can't remember films Yeah, man, the fella who's in the mafia the fella who was at the top of the mafia Oh, you're mad at mr. Penalty the dad No, the hero like had was advertising the blades all be for Adidas that weren't predators and The advertising for it was in the Spanish Jerry's was nothing like the firewall cup And he was running down a train tracks and he turns into a train Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, I thought it said he goes stuff. Yeah Oh Fucking hell I definitely don't know that right. Oh, that's I made that up Barry car we finished with Barry's question Barry wants to know what's your favorite animal noise to reproduce, so At your leisure gents your favorite on down bloody waiting under And you go and you request You got a variety of you just a lemur gonna give it I'll give a kill but go go for care. Yeah You're regretting this already Oh Fucking follow up Stop stop you wanted it that much of them when it got down to it She was changing gear in a rental for stop it. You're gonna get so that's that's about the worst thing I've ever See younger listeners a rental for No change Oh Oh Jenny's draw Oh Oh Oh Yeah, I know you get to get full of what he's going on with that what's happened? What's happened? I'm just meant Wagged the finger and just look into the note. It's not about the way he runs right there. The reason doesn't be in his name Send a demo of use in the one side. Yeah, I'm just gonna start writing articles with table The funny thing is a series of articles on the web so the dear time or dear time series a day more replies I don't give a bollocks In the WhatsApp group right everyone calls me Dave and then I'm arguing with him and he goes why's that David? What were you putting on the leverage? Actually, no, I really enjoyed the day. I was going out. Yeah, we were out Steve and Gerard's guy. I was gonna say you are you're still in Stevie buzzing around farby trying to find out where Ballo's gaff was I read about that and I was writing about it. They won't let him live in the city center. Yeah, you live in Liverpool. Yeah. No, that's not out. Yeah, so I wasn't around there was a forest Ballo telly story where he paid for everyone's field and then I don't think that happened No, it's not true. But even I don't know what he's is he high-fiving people of farm? I don't know what that is. That's what we were told him we got into it to Andy's mates gaff. No, but she didn't say it. He was just saying he was getting his hair caught in the barrel happened to mention that Ballo telly was floating around. No, he didn't. But he didn't say that he looked out the window in his high-fiving everyone. He passed by a couple of times he's been in it. I don't know how we even knew because he would have been driving the camouflage in Lamborghini around exactly pins right in. Urban camouflage. We had a gaff that's Gerard's gaff and Andy's brother got out to post a letter in Gerard's letter box. Not in his letter box. There's a letter box which I did what. That's a post box that you post lies in. Not his post box. Postman pack comes along and collects them, right? So, yeah, I'm gonna post in the letter box to a Gerard's gaff, right? So, we got around. That wasn't a gaff. Well, yeah, it's on Victoria Road. It's not even like it reminds you of that Danny Brokang as you roll or something like it. Yeah, it's BRO. There's not a shikaf on the road, but here's how it goes. No, his house is far from the noisest one. Really? Yeah, you want to see number 54? Seriously. Oh, that's amazing. Oh, that was so nice. It wasn't really sunny out with the gaff. Well, that's what it had. They must have sunny machines. After being arrested and spending a couple of hours in the restaurant, it's going to stay for a pester. Yeah, we spun back around and his end isn't even a noise end. So, you don't have to get number. You're just cruising up and down and looking. It's fucking brilliant. I can't get over this. It's fucking hell. Day shivers, my name. Day shivers, my name. Fucking elbows out the window. Oh, look at 55. This fucking class is gone for funny to be in a little bit. It's not going to hurt me, handle, boy, my ass, so I want to come back to it. I'm just fascinated about how to be rubber-lacking like. No, how the player is leaving? How do they look like what their lifestyle is leaking on? I mean, we're only talking about it. I mean, have I seen someone coming out of one of them? I'd be just mad to get out and ask them what they do for a living. Yeah. There you have it. Day shivers, shredding the border between creepy and boys on the regular basis. With Dayo's Bar or something, what was the moment in place? We had breakfast in. That was lovely. Yeah, that's something else. This is fucking trippin' hot. This is crazy. Nah, if anyone's out that way, stark and thieves. The first one I've ever seen, number 55. I'm the Irishman's Steeves. I want to see 55 of them. 55? Oh, man. It was lovely now. The next one I'm going to knock in. The last one I was going to say, hey, it just happened in the area. How'd you get an house like this? Yeah, it is. Go here, and if you're getting breakfast, get out of that lounge place and get the lounge eggs. It's an expenditure, basically. You won't get an expenditure round now, Phil, but do you get it in for me? You get it in for me. That's fucking really nice. That was entertaining and creepy, so thank you to both of you for that. What else did we do? We got a train as well. We got a train. Why did you get a train? Tell you about your car. No, I didn't drive over. We flew over. We got over there. We got a picture. Oh, you flew over. It's like my mother telling me about a holiday. It's like every fucking stop from the front door to the airport. And then we made a fella and you had a hat on. I think about it. The hoyloy of our little day trip wasn't that much, because that was the biggest disaster port. Pretty much everything else on the day. It was pretty awesome. I was nice to get out of the way from the city. I was nice to get out of the way. Just to see a different path. It is, yeah, and the train station, did you see the salary? Yeah, I had salary going on the train station. No, it wasn't ready to be. When the crops are ready, take what you need. Their Thomas is absolutely bored shitless. He's on his phone. He's not even watching. He's cutting the beat out of his phone. It's definitely worked. Like, if anyone's over there for a couple, they can spin out some nice little village gnarly. They have a nice bit of roll, but it's just a nice place to be able to be, you know? There is a beach, yeah. Brilliant. That'll do. I was watching a documentary just before the World Cup, actually, and it was a documentary on... That's great, sure, it's nice. No, none of this is going in, none of this is going in, I'm just talking to you, that. This isn't what I'm going to say, because I'm hard. I know that you are, and you will be as you were. I want to live, I want to die in Sweden. A flag. Well, pull a fucking Sony way in it, if you want. I'm not even in it, I'm just coming out with you, I was just like, yeah, you don't want your fingers to only win. And that little fella Mary on the edge, I'm going to... Mary on the edge, on the edge, on the edge. Oh, you fucking can't have a bear, I'm absolutely legend. What else is one of those? I'm so shocked, Nando. That's it for me. No, man, I'm shocked. It's a two. You have to see you're shocked, Nando. This is one or so. It's like a shark versus giant darkness. The shark jumps off like tens of thousands of feet into the story. And they have had a bone sample or seven. Right? And the best way is you're watching it, right? That's because you have to see the trailer because you're watching it. And like you can see, it's just down on the plane. It's just noting down on it, right? And it's like, we hit a bit of Torrance and say, oh, it's okay. It's okay. And I said, don't you worry. It's just a bit of turbulence. That's okay. We just had a honeymoon here. And my wife here, she's a bit scared a bit about it. It's okay. It's okay. But this one looks out the window. A shark. But it's out the window. Like this big exaggerating. There's a shark jumping up and spooking deadly. A shark rowing. Right. Next one up is from Kaylin. Kaylin's wandering out of the popular Irish group, The Cores, which would be your favorite. Musically speaking I presume. Andrea. No, actually, that's a lie. That's a lie. I don't know why I said that at all. Sharon Cores, by far my favorite back in the day. I would have said that as well. Back in the day, Sharon. Although I do know for a fact that the drummer Caroline had an awful habit of wearing skirts or dresses. And she would be sat up there and now, as any drummer, will know, especially if you're up on stage. You're a drummer yourself. I am a drummer myself. Yeah. When you've got your hi-hat to the left and your bass drum pedal to the right, it's going to create a bit of a 70-degree angle in where your legs are going. Yeah. And if you're wearing a skirt or an old guna. Yeah. It gives your grand old view. She's up about six feet on the stage, you know what I mean? And he's sitting there ribbon the legs herself saying she might be the ugly of the tree, but she's the only one showing me out. Aww. Aww. Okay. I'll say we've just blown off the questions there. Without fucking... that sounds just... that was the last question. Leave it in. Leave it in. Leave it in. Not much. No, no, no. I did say... I did say... [laughter] That's our knickers. [laughter] Oh, Arsenal, you dirty fucking cunts in the 89th minute. You're fucking... They've done that all season. They have done that all season. She really betcha, that... Sanchez. Oh yeah, we fucking... Oh, see. Dorty Sanchez. We're a better off. Dorty, Dorty Sanchez. Dorty, Dorty Sanchez. Dorty, Dorty, Dorty. The only way this can get worse is if Everton fucking get a late winner against home. [laughter] We have a fear that man can't... [laughter] These are our names on car. But... We give you no teachers for us names. We have no idea. So obviously. The fuck so. I don't know how many on the side to me like, you know, where is he called? Like, I just used to say, I think I'm packing a crisp. [laughter] Here's a group of 50 I realized it can't be called packing a crisp. [laughter] What about his horse name? [laughter] It's almost as perfectly dope. I think I knew that yourself. [laughter] Okay. [laughter] Oh, of course. No, no, no, I didn't have him. I didn't have him. I'm not supposed to be. He ignored the time. He made the time himself. He made it out of time. I'll revel. Make it out of time. I'll revel. [laughter] Yeah, commitment to car got him. He didn't suffer Phil's lollies. He threw around the idiots out. Me and John were forced down the list. That's the way I happened. Feisty. Feisty. Reblis. That's the way I was in my life. I was a great footballer. John there, here's a great... John's great. Great. One of the greats footballers for the time. But just because they're great footballers. 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Right fuck football this week. This is what we are good at talking absolute cabbage. Crimson Bolt,, Hulk Hogan Cannon of films, Bovril, Seagal, Formby tales, enrique selfies, the corrs and more in our first best of trippers chats from episodes 1 to 22. Paul, Ray, Dave, Moley, Trev, Andy, Stevo, Phil, Neil and Damo deliver their usual tour de force of bollox. The last 25 minutes are a compendium of all the outtakes from those episodes. Hope you laugh as much as these bellends do.Not a hint of Rodgers or transfers in sight. Although hyena laughs and seagal dominate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices