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Thursday, August 1: Girls Beer Sports: Corn Shark
(boing) Hello. Welcome into episode four, 33 of Girls Gear Sports, a conversation with girls about beer and sports, and whatever else, because it's our show, and we do what we want. I'm Kerri coming to you from Stanley Manor Studios to Marite is Sara. - Hello. - And she don't like, she don't like, she don't like, cocaine, sharks. That's a thing. - Hmm. - Yes, it is. - But this is Lauren. - Yes, it is me. I don't suppose I don't like cocaine, sharks. - She doesn't like cocaine, sharks. - Well, how would you know if you didn't try? - Right. - That's true. - We'll talk about that in a second. But because his birthday is tomorrow, and it's 4-0, right? - 4-0. - 4-0. - 4 decades. - My present to him is allowing him to come on. (laughing) - I mean, I guess it's better than nothing. I suppose. - And it's Kyle, AKA bearded Lauren, AKA utility Kyle, AKA. - I was gonna say you killed Kyle. - You killed Kyle. - You killed a T Kyle. - I am here. - AKA the Axman. - Yep, yep. (laughing) - And how many championships do you have now at Axes? - Oh, I don't know. I think 4-0. - I can't believe they still let you come, keep coming back. - I've won two tournaments outside of Battle Axes. Well, it's sponsored by other places, but at Battle Axes, and I've won four Battle Ax tournaments. - Nice. - We have a, we're gonna make a nice little like, commemorative plaque board with all of his little accolades on it, and all the ribbons. - Excellades. - Excellades, ooh. - Excellades. - There you go, Kyle. There's another team name. - Excellades. - We need to add excellades. - Our team name is Team Kyle. (laughing) - Oh, creative. - Nice. - Because the opposing team chose their name first, and their name was F.U. Kyle. (laughing) - I could see that. - Yes, 'cause Kyle's the man to beat. - You should have been like, Team Kyle is the best. - Yeah. - Amen. - But happy birthday. - Happy birthday, Kyle. - Happy birthday. - 40, you made it. - Yeah, and one last thing about Axes, one of the guys, Joe, we're gonna make shirts for everybody, and all the shirts are gonna say anyone but Kyle. - I like it. - Nice. - I like it, yeah. - I'm like, fine, it's okay. - I would love, actually that'd be awesome if I made those shirts, and then you could wear your anyone but Kyle shirt. - Or, I am Kyle. - I was gonna say you need a shirt that just says Kyle. - Yeah. - Just says Kyle, nice. That'd be good. - I like it, yeah. But back to the cocaine shark. - Yes. - I don't, that was just when I came up with this, that intro because they have found that there are sharks, I guess, swim around near South America that are now like testing positive for like trace amounts of cocaine. - Wow. - Because it's in the water. 'Cause, you know, when the drugs get thrown overboard or I guess. - Oh, then the boat sinks or something, yes. - Yeah. - So the cocaine's gonna make this little bump. - Yep. - Do they just like their hearts race so hard, they just die and then. - I don't know. - Or do they become stronger than ever? - I don't think so. - I don't know how to fix sharks. - Well, I think that it's just trace amounts. So it wouldn't, I don't think it would be enough to like get, you know, a cocaine-bearing cup effect. But here we are, right? - It's a hard game to snort it, you know. - That's true. - Coming to you from the makers of Sharknado, cocaine sharknado. - Cocaine sharknado. - I like that. - Yeah. - To, it could be like a collaboration between cocaine bear and sharknado. - Yeah. - To a great taste that tastes great together. - Cocaine bear versus cocaine shark. I'd like to see that. - I mean, are they on the land or the water? That's gonna be the- - Yeah, that's true. Bears can swim though. - Bears can swim. Bears can swim. - Yeah. (laughing) - Nature facts. - Another ridiculous thing that you're talking about. - Sharknado six, cocaine shark. 'Cause I've run out of all other options. They've all been to every other major city. - But yes, cocaine sharks are a thing now, nice. - Every sharknado has been in the United States, right? - I don't know. - I only saw the first one for the novelty. - I would think after, if it's all in the same area, but I am moving. - Yes, there's too many shark-related weather events in this area. - Yes, there was LA in New York and DC, I think. - I think that, yeah. - For the first three, I don't know. - I would love to see if the sharks somehow move inland and there's like, you know, a sharknado and the America's heartland. - And the twist. - Yeah, that would be fun. - This one's sitting slightly a sharknado. - Yeah, or like a desert ghost town somehow. - I see, I'm thinking-- - Western sharks. - That's what I was thinking. A middle of a corn field in Iowa. - Yeah. - Just a sharknado. - Corn shark. - Corn shark. (laughing) - They just come erupting out of the ground for some reason, like trimmers. - Yeah, trimmers with sharks. - We'll be able to do it. - Love it. Get Kevin Bacon on that. - That's a myth. - I'm here for that. - Corn sharks. - Corn sharks. - Kevin Bacon. We need you now more than ever. - I've re-washed all of the trimmers lately. And you know what? They hold up because they're just the same. They're always the same. - Well, that first one really does. - I'll never watch the first one, and I love it. - Well, I take it back. - I'm gonna watch three. - Yeah, I feel like the other ones I've heard are just, god awful and terrible. - One and two are obviously the best ones. And three, it just kind of gets weird after that. I mean, it's a-- - Well, Kevin Bacon's not in them anymore. - No, he's not. - He's only in the first one, right? - Yeah, he's not in the second one. - And then the other guy's in the second one, his buddy. - Yeah. - And then everything after two is the gosh, I can't remember his character's name. - Do you like the fact though, in one, that they never explained where the worms came from? - Oh yeah. - Or do you like that? - They do explain it later on in the franchise. - Right, but in the first one, you don't know. They're just there. - They're just there, and for some reason they are terrorizing the town. - Yeah, the town, yeah. - Why now? - And then, you know, Reba's there, that's always a plus. - There's one set in Africa, I know that much. I don't remember if that's like four or five. - Well, I'm here for Corn Shark. That's all I'm saying. Corn Shark's on cocaine. I think, yeah. - I think we can work on our house. - We can make that happen. - Cocaine Corn Shark. There you go. I think somebody needs, please somebody make that happen. - Yeah, Lilox Corn Shark. - Lilox Corn Shark. Cocaine Shark. Cocaine Corn Shark, sponsored by Kellogg's. - You're on a roll today. - Yeah, I got it. - Six minutes in, you're already, you're kicking it, man. - I'm on so many allergy medications right now, you guys don't even know, I'm making so clearly. - It's one of those have cocaine, it's possible. - I do have to snort it up the nose, so. - I found this vintage Coca-Cola can from the '20s. - It's weird, it's so cocaine. - It's so cocaine. - You've been coming up, that's all. - That makes my gum squeaking. (laughing) - Yum. - Like you could get cocaine drops, you could get like, morphine. - What's the thing that they always show in all the tombstone movies, a lot of them. - A lot of them, yeah. - I feel like if you lived in the ye oldie times, or you know, the Wild West. - I would want that. - Pretty much any time before like, modern era, yeah, you need drugs, like, it's awful. You're gonna need something to get through best. - I need to be unconscuring in the hold on. Give me some morphine. It just makes me laugh when some people are like, I'd love to have been born in the old West. Like, no, you wouldn't. - No, you wouldn't. - Yeah. - No, no. - You probably would've died. - Yeah, you would've made it very hard. - The lack of bathing in medicine. I mean, come on. - Yeah, I mean, the Oregon Trail, you've died of dysentery. Like, did anybody actually beat that game? Was that game actually beatable? - I played it. - I'm sure there are people who have. - I played it in elementary school, and I think I died in the five minutes, like every time. - Like, I feel like it's gotta be out there. There's gotta be somebody who has done a speed run of the Oregon Trail. - I bet. I bet someone's speed run at Oregon Trail. I bet there's probably like an Oregon Trail competition somewhere else there. - No, I guarantee you there's a YouTube live channel or a TikTok live channel that's all about Oregon Trail and trying to feed the damn thing. - Probably, probably. It's the internet. There's everything out there. - 'Cause I'm convinced it is like Pitfall. You know, you never could be Pitfall. Like, Pitfall was-- - That was hard. - That was a hard game. - I guess it was, but I think Pitfall was designed you just kept going and going and going and going and going. - Yeah. - I think eventually it does glitch out. Is that the game that it actually, you really can't beat it, it just sort of ends? - It just, yeah, it's called the kill screen. - Yeah, yeah. - Well now, that's what Pac-Man has a kill screen. - Yeah, I think. - Donkey Kong might too, probably. I think all the lot of those eight bit games, that's how you beat 'em. - I'd never beat Galaga, so I don't know. - Yeah. - Looks like eight days ago from speedrun.com, someone beat the Oregon Trail in three minutes. - See? - It's five hundred milliseconds. - I knew it. - I knew it. - The only way to win is to not play. - There's a speedrun for everything. - This is the MS-NOS version. - And you know what is, you know what's sad is, I have watched speedrunning on YouTube's. - I've watched a few of them. - Speedrunning for Mike Tyson's Punch Out. Super fun to watch. - I've only ever watched those types of things, so I can see what I can do in the game that I'm currently playing. Like watching people play. - Tears of the kingdom, so I can be like, oh, that's what I need to do. - I've seen speedrunners like professional ones who compare like emulators to like the actual original hardware. - Yes, yeah. - And the emulators, they've said are harder. - Yeah. - Because you're emulating the inputs and it has to think about the input more than just using the. - I like the Mike Tyson. I like Super Mario 3 and Super Mario 2. - Yeah. - Those are really cool. - Yeah. - I can beat Super Mario in about six minutes. - With all the warps. - With all the warps. - Yeah. - Yeah. It had a lot of nice warps in it. - Humblebrick. - Yeah. - Bet you, Bet you looked at a magazine and a gas station to get those tips and tricks. - I don't know how we learned about this. - I did. - It was at one word. - Thank you. - We would go, we would go, I would go to the mall. That's how I beat the, and I think I've talked about this here on here before, but you know, whatever. The X files game that came out that was the CD-ROM game. - Oh, yeah. - I actually spent several months, maybe weeks, going back and forth to Walden books in the mall and looking at the, looking at the cheat. - Yeah, I'm just like talking about the book. - I did that too. - Yeah. - No, I will not buy this book for $3.99. - I will say Super Mario Brothers, all the cheats were easy to figure out, but what I did do. - Super? Oh, I must not have been doing it. - Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, Super Mario, they're the NES, not Mario World. - Oh. - Super Mario World. - Super Mario World, I was that. - I had to go magazine that one. - Yeah, I had to read the magazine, and that's whenever they started putting them in plastic, 'cause they were dirty, dirty. - Cheats. - Nobody would buy them. - Not letting me cheat. (laughs) - I also bought a Mortal Kombat one 'cause I wanted to learn all the fatalities. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yep. - But yes. - Speedrun, to watch somebody's speedrun, Mike Tyson's punch out, because there's no, I guess there's probably cheat codes for that one. I don't know them. - How can you speedrun that one? There's certain characters that have certain weaknesses that you can trigger. I guess he figured it all out. - You can do it, there's people, 'cause there's, again, there's the speedrunning records out there for it. And then that kid, and we'll get off this, 'cause I know it's super interesting to everybody out there. - Mike B. - The kid who finally kill-screened Tetris or whatever. Sposed speedrunning Tetris, and finally got to the final or whatever screen it was. Yeah, but then, of course, somebody come running along and did it better. - They watched him do it, and they just, like, I can do that, do, do, do, do. - Yeah, it's, I mean, you know, but speedrunning is the Olympics of video games. - It is, it is. - That's exactly what I'm saying. - It's the highest level, and the big game, as you were. - Yeah, and you can drink beer while watching speedrun. You can also drink beer while watching the Olympics. - You can also speedrun drinking beer. - You can't, you can't, I'm not the adviceable, but that's called something else, but yeah. - We're not gonna speedrun drinking beer, but, you know-- - 'Cause we like to savor. - We are drinking it. - We are drinking it. - Joybell, my category is, and everyone, that was Zoe Bell, it was not me. - That's not Sarah. - Sarah, that was a really good cat impersonation. - I do, it's amazing. - This time it was a real cat. But for my beer that I'm savoring, I have Skygazers, watercolor to-goes, banana pineapple cherry, smoothie style sour-ill with banana pineapple cherry and milk sugar. And it is brewed and packaged by 12%. And it is not 12%. - And it is 5.5%. - There you go. - It's misleading. - It's misleading. - That's big confusing. - I figured it would be. - Do you wanna go next? - A tradition holds that I do go next, and then the guest is alone. - Oh yeah. - It's a bottle so I can read it when it's my turn. - I don't care, it is your birthday. - Yeah, no, we stick with a format, Kyle. - That's right. - This is a format. - Format for a reason. - All right, although, you know, I say that, and then I'm not writing with my brewery title, because this brewery, this can, is almost entirely a black label with scant few white words on it. - It's like the Metallica album of Blue Cans. - Yeah, printed in italics. Everything on here is in italics, which makes it super easy to read. But this is by Timber Ailes, which is in North Haven, Connecticut. - Yeah, they did that blueberry pancake thing we had. - I feel like the bear trap gives a lot of Connecticut beers for some reason. - I don't know why. Maybe they're easy to get from for distribution purposes, but this is blended with lumber number two. - Yeah, okay. - Which kind of rolls off the tongue. - It does. - Blended with lumber number two. - Number two, what is it? - Which is an imperial stout, conditioned on coconut. - Oh. - Not in coconut, on coconut. - On coconut. - On top of the-- - On top of commercial coconuts, yes. - Let's leave them with chicken nuts. - Or I think in coconut would be more fun. Like they just hollowed out a bunch of coconut. - Put the beer in the coconut and drink it all up. - So we shall see how this beer is, since it doesn't have any other literature on it for me to know how it might be, tells me nothing. Actually, it doesn't even say the percentage, does it, probably does somewhere right here? - Somewhere, I'm sure. - Yeah, you can find it. - You can find it at the end of the show. - Yeah, I'll hunt it for it. - So technically it would be my turn, but how I'm gonna let you go ahead. - Yes. - Really? (laughing) - Are you gonna feel okay? Going out of order? - Yeah, it'll be alright. - So I am drinking three Floyd's dismembers only, which I cannot remember if I've had on here before or not, but who cares? This is an imperial milks out Asian bourbon barrels with cocoa nibs, cherries, and dried bananas. - Ooh. - It's lawn more beer coming at a 13 and a half percent. - That's your kind of lawn more beer, sir. - Yeah. - Light drink and refreshing. - Happy Burfishing. - It was aged for over a year in bourbon barrels. - Oh, okay. - That beer is so thick you could probably stick a candle on the top of it. - You could definitely put it in your car. - Yeah. - Like he's porting the engine and you go, yeah. Not advised. All right, so the share beer today, actually this was gifted a six pack of this to me by from Heather, who, friend of the show, has been on here before, is a co-host with bourbon bad opinions. - Nice. - But she went to Braxton Brewery's last week, I think, and got this. And this is part, I guess, kind of their, you know, they have the greater's one, the raspberry thing. So I would say that this kind of like, part of their Cincinnati favorites collection or whatever. Anyway, remember when we were talking about Easter candy, and I talked about remembering, having memories of opera creams. - Oh, yeah. - And you all didn't know what the hell I was talking about. - Yeah, still not. - Well, it turns out that opera creams are really, really honestly only a Cincinnati thing. - All right. - It's like a no one Kentucky Cincinnati thing. My mother informed me of this, and you can only get them at like Easter or whatever. So Braxton Brewing has come up with this opera cream stout. Inspired by said candy. - Nice. - So yeah. - Very cool. - We'll see how it goes. There's a lot of tiny writing on the back of this can that I am not even gonna attempt. - Yeah, that's a little too much for me. - Yeah. - If you're interested, look it up. - You're interested in magnifying less. - Yeah. - It does say stout with coffee. So there you go. - Okay. - All righty. So the, oh, the Sturt Rice Memorial House two class today. Super excited, super happy. Because France, the men's rugby sevens team came for the kings of rugby sevens Fiji, and they did not miss yesterday. They won the gold medal in men's rugby sevens. Again, I cannot express enough how much I love rugby sevens. - Nice. - It's so funny because, you know, I've talked about it a lot on this show 'cause I really do like the game. I think it's super entertaining. And Chad, who was a co-host on Birmingham Bad Opinions, apparently he finally took our advice, me and Sean and John's advice and watched it. And he started texting, he's like, oh my God, I'm so hooked. I'm so hooked on sevens. I was like, I told you, dude, it's super entertaining. - It's fast. - Well, it's fast. - You have two seven minute periods, quarters, whatever you wanna call them, halves, two seven minute halves, and a half time that's two minutes long. - Yeah. - Yep. - The half time is enough time for both teams to go. - Whew. - Come on, I'm bleeding anywhere. - But, let's go. And that stadium that they had the batch in was sold out. 'Cause apparently, I did not know this. They love their rugby in France. - Okay. - I didn't know this. - They had huge rugby people in France. And the stadium was sold out, so it was kind of cool that the France got to, they beat Fiji, who haven't lost. Like, they were like eight time gold medal winners or something like that. I mean, they, when you think of rugby sevens internationally, like Fiji is always like number one. - I wonder how much does it cost for a ticket to go see an Olympic-- - I'd have to look it up. - Oh, yeah. - It ain't cheap. - I guess it depends on the popularity. - Yeah. - I think it's a pretty penny. I think I know somebody, somebody told me that they were going to some Olympic games. I think it was like a parrot studio. - Yeah, it's definitely not cheap. But to celebrate, the glass has in it, three Floyd's in collaboration with War Pigs brings. Yes, Interstellar Bonanza double IPA. - Yep. - I like some War Pigs beer. - Yeah, fun too. - It's an art too. - And you can actually read the writing line. - Yeah. - Surprisingly. - And that must be War Pigs doing 'cause three Floyd's not usually known for eligibility. - Usually not, yeah. - I would say this is the first bottle of three Floyd's I've had where I hadn't had a decipher where the nickname was. - Yeah. Maybe they got some better fonts or something. - Yeah, Rugby 7's catch it. The women's, so the men are done and I think the women are going on now. - Nice. - So you still can catch the women. - Looks like you get, oh, that's, I was looking up rugby but it's saying you can get a ticket from 24 pounds. - Oh, that's not bad. - Yeah, I guess it's first come first. - Well, these are full rounds though. - Yeah, and so there's not the metal masher. - The metal round is 50 pounds. - Okay, that starts at 50 pounds. - It starts at 50 pounds. - Now I guarantee you, it's probably a lot more to watch USA basketball, the men. Which is interesting, I was thinking about this and we're gonna just talk all about the Olympics kind of going forward. So here we are. - Yeah, here we are. If you want to get the highest seat possible, the best seat possible, it's 150 pounds. - That's still not bad. - That's not bad at all. - The category first is not a bit, it's like 170 pounds. - Well, you know what, you can get in, that's a concert ticket anymore nowadays. - Yeah, I mean, yeah. - So, where was I going? - Oh, rugby. - Yeah, that's okay. - Olympic. - We're gonna talk a lot about the Olympics. - We are gonna talk a lot about, oh, the men's basketball. So, the men's team obviously loaded with NBA, NBA, NBA, former Kentucky players. - Yes. - There are three, six, four. - I don't remember anything. - Anthony Davis, Booker, and Bam. And I think there's more. - There's like seven altogether, but some of them play for Canada. - Okay. - And then when you-- - Yeah, Jamal Murray's playing for Canada. - And Shay and Train Miles. - Yeah, still bad. - But, you know, the USA men's basketball team, obviously, they're the favorites. But what's interesting now, Europe has kind of caught up to that. Like, because there's a ton-- - That's getting big over there. - There is a ton of European players that play in the NBA, obviously, that are playing in the Olympics now. - Don't they all, they have the Developmental League. - They have the, well, they have academies in Europe. Like, you know how they have the soccer academies? They have basketball academies. - That's, uh, Cantor, Joe's name. When he was disqualified from playing for college, he went over and played pro. - Yeah. - So it just seems to me that they have all the development. - They do, they have a lot, which it's, you know, 'cause if you think back to the dream team in '92, when they first let professionals play, right, because the whole rule was you had to be an amateur, they didn't let NBA player professionals play in the Olympics. And then when they finally got rid of that rule, when you had Jordan and Bird and Magic. - Yeah. - I mean, that dream team that calls to Nandor, they were letless to want to become a citizen of, you know, his states. But that team just, I mean, steam roll. - Yeah, steam roll. - Steam roll, everybody. - It was like the globe trotters up. - Right? - Yeah. - It was crazy. I mean, they just destroyed everyone in their path. But now I'm not saying that the US men's team isn't going win the goal. - Doesn't have a shot. - They've almost lost twice. - Well, that was in pre-exhibitions or whatever. But the bottom line is the rest of the world is kind of caught up, you know what I'm saying? 'Cause you've seen a lot of like Vicki Vicki-win-win, Victor-win-win-minana, but yeah, from France. The guy who's-- - Well, it's also a joke. - Joke of it. - Joke of it. - Joke of it. - Joke of it. Is that his name? - Or Joke-age. - Joke-age. - Joke-age. - Joke-age. - Well, the bottom line is, yeah, there's the kind of the rest though, and I guess where I was going with this too is the fact that if you look at the NBA draft, college players aren't going like number one. It's European players are going number one. - Yeah, yeah. - Right? - Yeah, it's crazy. - It's becoming a global sport, which is kind of fascinating to see, you know, how it's grown up. - Yeah, for sure. - Yeah, it'll be-- - Which makes the Olympic Games a lot more interesting. - It does. - If you're a basketball fan. - Yeah, for sure. But anyway, we need to talk about the opening ceremony. - That's true, that's where you start. - That's exactly right. Because, obviously, people have their opinions on it. - Yes. - I think they're wrong. - Hot, hot opinions. - Hot takes. - Hot takes. - That's for boots and polyts. - Yes, so, yeah, the opening ceremonies, oh, what? - Sorry, for the gold medal game for basketball, wouldn't anyone like to take a guess? - Yes. - How much does that cost? - For how much does that cost? - 300. - 300. - I'm gonna say. - 3000? - 500? - 1500. - It's on. - 5000. - Higher. - Oh, geez, I'm just gonna stop guessing. - 65 hundred years. - Wow. - Wow. - And that's like, to go to the session or whatever. - Holy crap. - Without a hotel. - Yeah, a new basketball would be high. - Sorry, okay, that's wild. - Wow, that's wild. - Yes, so, there is discrepancy among the popularity of the sports, so good. - So, I actually sat and watched, in its entirety, the whole four hours of the opening ceremony. - Oh my goodness, yes, yes I did. And, of course, if you look on social media, people lost their minds over things that we're not gonna get into on here. Again, the lives of Orange said, boots and politics. - Boots and politics. - Quarter till never. But, as always, social media is not representative of real life. - No, the angriest voices are usually the loudest. - Yes. - And those angry voices are usually not the most moderate or the most reasonable voice. - They're the majority. - And, yeah, people calling this the worst opening ceremony ever, come on. Give me a break. - There's been waylamer ones. - There have been waylamer ones. I mean, you know, as cool as London in 2012 with the opening with the James Bond and the Queen and then the jumping up-- - Those were fun. - That's Quergies. - But, Mary Poppins does this. - That was like the coolest part of their whole, I mean, they had a whole dance sequence that was honoring the NHS, the National Health Service. - Those weird beds. - Yeah, remember that? - That was weird. - Like, to me, that was dumb. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And, you know, the thing about that opening ceremony, too, is that it was very, like, it was just localized to the opening ceremony stadium. - Exactly. - Like, and there was, like, some other things that, like, kind of, you know, they would have shots of the city or whatever. But, the cool thing about the Paris opening ceremonies is that it felt like it was the entire city. - Right? - Yeah. - Like, the whole city was incorporated. - So-- - Which was really, really cool. - It really was very cool. - It felt very, very much like Paris. - Yeah, I did, 'cause normally, you know, you have the parade of athletes, they walk into the stadium, okay. - They're way bad. - Then you have the show that, or whatever, that they put on, that, you know, it's just-- - Singing, dancing, whatever. - And they throw some celebrities out there, they have some pyrotechnics and some lights flashing around. - But this, like, the city itself, you're right. - Was part of that ceremony, right? - The ceremony, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I thought it was super cool. I think if people were focused on the controversial things, you totally miss the cool stuff, right? - Yeah. - I mean, the boats-- - The boats were awesome. - The boats were awesome. - Right, I love the boats. I love the fact that there were many different types of boats. There were small boats, there were big boats. Also, I like the fact that they put multiple countries on boats, not every country-- - For boat economy. - Own boat, right? - Yeah. - But that seemed kind of cool, I liked that. - Yeah. - Yeah. - The heavy metal band with the Marie Antoinette heads singing. - Yes, and the pyrotechnics lighting up the chemistry. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - I was waiting for the band to fall off their little plywood boxes that were hooked. - Oh, they were very heavily strapped to the windows. You can see, like, all this rope hanging off. - It looks quite precarious. - Yeah. - I like that they were standing in the heavy metal position, but they couldn't move from the position they wanted to. I don't think they were-- - They were lashed to the building. - They had like one foot of Freightly way with the rope. - So that was super cool. The lady, the opera singer that was standing on top of one of the buildings that sang the La Marciades, that was super cool. - That was really cool. - I think most of the musical performances were pretty exciting. - They were exciting. - Okay, now that was the worst can can I have ever seen in my life. - Oh, Gaga? - Oh my God. - It looked like, and of course, so they're doing all this awesome. If you didn't watch the opening ceremonies, catch some clips on YouTube. That's how I watched it. I just watched it via clips. They've got tons of it on there, so you can see most of it, I think, just through watching the clips. But from what I saw from her, it looked like maybe those steps were slippery. - Oh no, Lady Gaga-- - No, it was raining. - It was. - It was. - I'm not talking about Lady Gaga. They had, 'cause you know, the can can is a French, you know, traditional French thing. - Oh, okay, an actual can can. - They had these dancers lined up that were doing the can can, and it was terrible. - Oh, okay, they were bad. - Yeah. - Like they were totally out of sync. It was so pretty. - Oh no. - It was awful. - Yeah, Lady Gaga just looked concerned that she was getting ready to slip down the stairs. - Yeah. - She probably won. - Yeah, she probably won, 'cause again, it was raining for almost the whole thing, which was about her. - So, the whole, like, when they first put the torch into play, and Zadane took the torch, and then these kids got the torch from him, and then they actually filmed them in the catacombs part of it. The catacombs, which are super cool, right? - They went all over the city, and not just, you know, down roads. - Right, which was cool. - They did the whole, kind of, I took it as Phantom of the Opera, because they did play Phantom of the Opera music. - Oh, the parkour guy? - The parkour guy, yeah. - Yeah. - And so, he parkour the torch parkour all over the city. - Which was fun, because they got to do a lot of cut scenes with that, where, like, he parkoured into buildings that obviously, they would have had to pre-record. So, like, he went into, like, the Louvre, everything, and there was, like, a whole cool thing with, like, the paintings coming to life. - Watching out the windows. - And, like, you know, he parkoured into, like, various other, like, businesses and things, and, like, you know, established, you know, industry in Paris and France. So, that was a really cool way to, kind of, tie it all together, with a city. - I like how we, like, zip-lined between those-- - Yes, oh, that was wild. - And then went into, like, the Louis Vuitton factory, and then went down all those giant Louis Vuitton, like, wardrobes, that they put all the medals and stuff in. - Yeah, yep, it was just pretty cool. - Yeah, I mean, and then, you know, you had the, the horse that was being pulled down the river, that effect was really cool. - Yes, so really cool. - Big silver horse on the water, shining. - The person that I thought looked like a Assassin's Creed on a real horse, but was apparently supposed to be some goddess of the scene, or something like that, I thought it was a Assassin's Creed, anyway. - I don't know, I just thought it was cool. - Then they hung the Olympic flag upside down, so that was super fun. - Whoops, whoops, whoops. - Whoops. - And then the laser light show on the Eiffel Tower was cool. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And then, I'm sorry, but if you did not see Celine Dion singing on top of the Eiffel Tower, go watch it. - Yeah. - And if it does not, if that's the only thing that you liked, then that's fine, but there's no way you could not like that. - I mean, it was probably one of the best performances I've ever heard out of her. - Yeah. - And I'm not a huge Celine Dion fan or anything, but, like, you can't get over the fact that that was, like, some powerful singing. That woman did. - Yeah, she's also retired. - Yeah. - Yeah. - She can't hardly perform anymore. - Yeah, she's very strange. - Yeah, 'cause I think just, like, we could go or something. Like, she released footage of her having, like, a seizure or something. - Yeah, yeah, she is not well. - She is not well. And that woman got up on the top of Eiffel Tower and belted it out, right? - Yeah, it was really cool. - And the lighting, I didn't know where they were going with the lighting of the cauldron, okay? Because they took it the torch on a boat and it was Serena and Nadia Comineach and Carl Lewis, I think. And I didn't know where they were going with it. I was a little bit disappointed that they didn't have the cauldron on top of the Arch of Detroit. 'Cause I think that would have been super cool. - I think it would have been cool, but I like how they did it. - Well, yeah. - And it felt, to me, like, a nod to, like, the hot air balloon. - Well, I tell you, they actually explained it on the broadcast that I was watching. So if you missed the cauldron lighting or whatever, you can go find it on the YouTubes, probably. But what it was is the two guys who invented, like, the hydrogen balloon, invented it in that park. And so that was a nod to that. - That's what I thought it was. - That was a nod to that. - Yeah, hot air balloons were, like, a Parisian invention. - So it was a specific nod, you said, yeah. - Yeah, and then also the, I can't remember the name of it, but the old silent movie, that's the trip to the moon. - Yeah, it's called a trip to the moon. - A trip to the moon, okay. And that also has a hot air balloon. - And it was French as well, yeah. So I thought that it was kind of, like, a double nod to that. And it looked gorgeous, like, going on. - I didn't, again, I didn't know where it was going. And then I was like, well, this is stupid. And then all of a sudden it started rising out of the up, like, up out of the thing, it was in. - Yeah, you're like, whoa, it lives off. - John was like, was it gonna float away? (laughing) Is it going to Oz, where's it going? - Put it on a rope. - But then I guess they left it up, you know, for the ceremony, and now it's back down on the ground. 'Cause they'll do cut shots to it every once in a while on the broadcasts and stuff. But overall, I thought it was much more entertaining. I thought it was much more fun than just watching a bunch of people walk into a stadium and then watch some production in a stadium. - Yeah, and I will say, again, boots and politics aside, I would say that even the controversial parts of it, I think, felt very French. There was a lot about it that felt very French, and very, like, of the place that it was in. And I think they did a really good job of, like, capturing, like, the avant-garde, like, fashion-influenced, kind of, you know, a little edgy kind of vibe that they, like, obviously we're going for with, like, the Parisian feel to it. And, like, all the light that they used as well for the city of lights. I think that they hit the theme right on the head. Even the parts that maybe people don't necessarily like, I think they really hit the theme. And, you know, some Olympic games, you know, you see, and you're like, wait, which country was that for? I don't know, it could have been for literally any country. But this one, it felt very France, very Paris, which I thought was super cool. - Very French with that little bit of, like, Greek mixed in, because, you know, that's where they originated. The Olympics was Greece. - Yes, which they, and they have degrees there. - Lots of nonce to other cultures and other, you know, things in the world, but, and all in all, it was very unified, I think. - Well, and I like the fact, too, that the athletes are going down on the boats, right? - Right. - And at the same time, you've got the performances going on. So, while the boats, so you didn't have to wait for the athletes to all walk into the stadium, and then for the performance to take place, you know. - Could you imagine being in Paris while this was going on? - For one thing, for one thing, everything stops. Like, there's no way you could go anywhere. Wherever you were when this thing started is where you were staying until this thing ended. - Good luck going to the bathroom. - Yeah, well, that's in Paris any time, in my opinion. - Right, that's true. Although I did go into one of the public toilets that cleans itself after I've been used. - Yeah, they were too kind of cool. - Yeah, they're not too bad. - I liked it. - I don't know which country it was, but there was one country that had a one-way mirror set up. So, like, you could see out of the bathroom, what is it called? - Oh, I think it's Japan. - Yeah, I think that's Japan. - Okay, for some reason, I was saying it was in France. - Yeah, I think it's Japan. So, again, with the athletes being on the boats, you know, I've heard, you know, athletes say before that they don't go to the opening ceremony or the opening ceremony, like-- - Especially if they have a competition in the next couple of days. - Very hard on their legs, because once they're in the stadium, they don't have any work, they're standing, right? - Yeah. - And you're standing for a couple of hours or whatever. - 'Cause the camera can see you. - Yeah, so, and you know, you see people occasionally sitting down and you've seen that in past. But here, you're on a boat, man. You can sit down, stay in the-- - Yep, yep. - Just, they probably shouted out to everyone when it was their turn to be on camera and they all stood up on the edges. And then after that, they were like, yeah, do whatever you want now. Just enjoy the ride. - Right. - Do you think it even needed to take drama, I mean? - Maybe. - I would have been puking. - I would have been throwing up-- - I would have been throwing up on the doping list. - They would have, oh, that's okay, that's, yeah. They would have panned to me on a boat and I'd just be hanging over the side. - I'm just curled up in the fetal position and then it'll just be like, please tell me when this is over, this is so awful. - Yeah, they were like interviewing the several people from the US on the boat after they had gone through and they were just all like reared back and relaxing, Joel and Bead had those giant like Olympic sunglasses on and it was dark and they were like, why are you wearing those sunglasses? He was like, I don't know. - He was like, I don't know. - And then they got him to say something in French. He's like, they're like, talk French basically. - He was like, why? (laughing) - He was like, what do you want me to say? - They're playing for America now. I don't want to speak for it. - And then he was like, after that, like the interview was coming to an inn, he was like, well, I'm gonna get something to eat now. (laughing) - I think they're getting off the boat then 'cause they like showed them all walking through. - Well, and that was the other thing. Once those boats pulled up, like, you got off, you could have left, you could have stayed, but you could have left, you could have gone and get something to eat. You know what I'm saying? But when you're in a stadium, you're in the stadium. - You're stuck in there until you can get out. - Exactly. - Like via, you know, the security guard ushering you. - Yeah. - Do you think that in L.A., they'll flood the L.A. river and let them off? (laughing) - Oh, yeah, oh, oh. - I thought about that. - Oh, no. - There's the reservoirs or whatever. - Yes. - Yeah. - Some parts of it are pretty, they say. The parts that actually have water. - Yeah. - Yeah. - But overall, I mean, I didn't know what people, I didn't understand what people were complaining about. - People of the complaint. - Right. - Yeah, I mean, I liked it. - Everyone's gonna complain about something, but you know, the important part is just to, you know, enjoy what you can. - Exactly. - And if there's something you don't agree with on it, just don't rewatch that part. - Stop having a singular focus. - Scroll on. - Also, remember that social media does not reflect the majority of people, right? - Yes, it's true. - It really doesn't. I think you had to keep that in mind. It's a microcosm of some of the worst. (laughing) - Microcosm of aggression. - And most people are stuck in echoes anyway. - That'd be a good band name. Microcosm of aggression. - That's a good metal. - I like it. I'm here for it. You're gonna open for cat spoons. - Yeah. - Oh, what a genre change. - Yeah, it's whiplash right there. So I enjoyed it. I thought it was really cool because it was different. - Yeah. - It was different. And I'm enjoying watching the Olympics because every four years you get to see stuff like handball, which is super cool. - Dude, hang on. - Kyle, what was that sport you told me about that blew my mind? - I forgot what the name of it is. - Oh gosh. - They have the woven hooks and they catch the ball. - Highlight? - Yeah, sounds like highlight. - It sounds like highlight. - I thought they ricocheted off the wall. - Highlight. It's highlight. - I did not know, Kyle told me about this. And I was like, the what now? - You have like a hook hand. - I did not know this was a sport. - Yeah. - Until like a week ago. - It's huge in Florida. - Yeah. - And it was one of those things where I was like, okay, well, so I have fallen into a new reality. I am now at a parallel universe where the sport has been going on my entire life. - Yup. - And I was not aware of it. - I think ancient Aztecs played it. - Yeah, I was gonna say, I think it's-- - Yeah, yeah. - I think it's-- - It was central and south-- - Way before you were born. - Yes. Way before I was born. And again, I've clearly fallen out of my previous reality into a new parallel universe in which this was a thing. Because I had never heard of this before. - It's huge in Florida. I know that. And people bet on the games and stuff. And yet, it's highlight. - Highlight, yeah. - Highlight. - Yup. - Speaking of alternate realities, can we all just appreciate that we are probably living in an alternate reality right now? - Clearly am. - Where Flavor Flav is, like he is in the stands. - Yeah. - He was with water polo. - Water polo. - Yeah, 'cause-- - Flavor Flav is a water polo fan. - Oh yeah. - He sponsored. - He put up money for the women's team. - Oh. - They paid for them to go. - They're expensive. Because he found out that they were all having to work jobs and try to train and all this stuff to get money. So they were working in, they were trying to train. - And so he was like, hey, this is a good cause. - Yeah. - I'm gonna support this. - Dude, like he's got this, like, blinged out water polo hat helmet thing. - Yeah. - And a jersey and all this. - Yeah. - It is so weird. - And he goes up in the stands, like, fist bumping people and cheering. - Heck yeah. - I didn't watch water polo, that's pretty cool. - I mean, these royalties, man. Those royalties he has. - Right. But you get to watch like ping pong, badminton. - Yeah. - I watched some fencing yesterday. - I watched cycling time trials. - Right? - Somebody called the handball basketball without dribbling. - It is. It's like a combination of, like, soccer hockey. - And you're not allowed to block. - No. - Like, you can't block them when they're shooting. - Yeah. - That's like, they were talking about water polo and they were like, water polo is like, playing soccer and basketball and this and that. And then six other sports. Also while you're treading water. - Trying not to like drown. - Rugby, I think, was one of those I mentioned. Yeah, like, while you stay above the water. - Do you remember the controversy years ago with the team that did not cut their fingernails? - No. - Yeah, so it was, I think it was the Chinese win. The Chinese win this team wouldn't cut their fingernails. So when they're in the middle of water polo, they would scratch people. And all of the teams that played China would come out of the pool and say, "Look at this." And they would have, like, rakes down the pack. - I missed that. - I missed that, huh. - Well, and then they have to-- - Dirty old nails, right? - Have to appreciate that Snoop Dogg is sitting, watching the men's four by 100 relay next to the lady, the woman who's husband, Caleb, but I can't remember his last name. Yeah, his wife is sitting next to Snoop Dogg, holding their baby who has little head ear protectors on, right? - Yeah. - And when the men win, beat Australian, win the four by 100 relay, her and Snoop Dogg are slapping hands. (laughing) Come on, this is awesome, right? And for the next two weeks, or at least while the swimming is going on, Australia, normally I love you, but I do not. - Yes, they are. - Not right now. - There are major swimming competitions. - They are. - I know. - Yes, they always are. - You want to talk about. - Running your mouth, running your mouth, Australia. Running your mouth. - You see, the synchronized diving women's team won silver? - They did. - Yeah. - Cooking bacon. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Cooking bacon. - Cooking bacon. - That's cute. - Cooking bacon, that's their last name. Yes, they are a real life basting. - I love them. - Did you know that the reason that divers, when they get out of the pool, do you know why they take a shower and they immediately go to the shower? So I read this, okay, I did not know this. Here's a fun fact. So they dive into the water, which is kind of, not cold, but it's cool. And then they'll get out and then the arena's air condition. So the shower that they actually go and take or whatever get under is warm, or hot water. So they don't cramp up. - Oh, that's good. - Right? - I guess I always assumed it is because of chemicals. - Yeah, nope, nope, nope. It's so that it helps improvement cramping up. - Oh, interesting. - Yeah, actually read that, the other day, I thought, huh, why, 'cause the headline was like, this is why divers get in the shower or something like that after they dive. - Yeah, I was just like a hygienic thing, but you're right, that wouldn't make very much sense, 'cause it's not like there's like, you know, toddlers just swimming in the Olympic pool. Like, with their like, their pee pee swim diapers on. Like, none of the Olympic athletes are peeing in the pool. - I mean, I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't even have a dive and you get excited when you pee in the pool. - Yeah, or if you're like, if you're like, "Hey." (laughing) - Uh-oh. - Uh-oh. - Oh, man. - Guys, we're gonna clear the pool. - Sorry. - Drain that. - At least you're already wet, so nobody will notice. - That's true, right? - Yeah, it's true. (laughing) - Or if you just wanna claim that, you know, like, that pride for yourself, you're like, "Hey, guess what I did?" - Like, peeing the Olympic pool. - Have you ever peed in anything Olympic? - Oh, yeah. - I don't think so. (laughing) - So, yeah, so there you go, the Olympics. I enjoy watching it. - Yep, and watching it. - I've been watching it. - I've been watching it. I think it's, I like a lot of the sports. I like the sports, and I'm like, "Oh yeah, I remember that's a sport." - Yep. - And then four years, and I'll forget about it. - And then four years of it. - And then four years of it. - Oh yeah, that's a sport. - Yeah, yeah. - Still a thing. - I'm waiting for, I'm excited about the gymnastics. - Oh, I'm excited about break dancing. - Yeah, at the time. - Yeah, at the time, yeah. - The some gymnastics, yeah. - Nice. - I did, and to tie back to your favorite, the Tour de France, one of the riders that put him. - Evan Poole, well, Evan Poole won. - Okay, yeah. - And, well, Van Art podiumed. - Yeah, well, they had been in the Tour de France last weekend, and the-- - Oh wow. - They said he didn't even get out of bed for like several days afterwards. He just started riding his bike again like two days ago, and he won. - He got gold. - Oh my gosh. That's how good of athletes these guys are. - Yeah, he was like, he couldn't even move for like three days, and then he just gets on his bike wins. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's just, that's how good those dudes are though. - And if I like just-- - He was not arrested though. - If I have a day where I just like walk too much, it's like, you know, gonna get me like four or five days before I can even go grocery. - Lauren's not. - Right? (laughing) - Lauren's got to get in a warm shower for she doesn't cramp up. - Yeah, I hurt my hip two weeks ago. - Right? - From getting into the car. - Yeah. - That was it. - Just getting in the car. - Finally two athletes, are we? - Yeah, this dude just did 21 days of the Tour de France including, you know, several mountains going up the mountain, the Alps and the Pyrenees, and then he's just like, yeah, you know what? I'm just gonna go win a gold medal. - Yeah, I know probably when you win gold medal. - I'll just sleep it off for a couple of days. - By the way, he came in third place in the Tour de France too. - That's what I was making like he podiumed at the Tour de France. - And then he came in in one gold and he had just gotten on his back again like a day before. - Yeah, and it was hella wet yesterday for those times. - Yeah, a lot of women were dead. - People were wiping out. - A lot of women's race was awful. - Yeah, they were wiping out in another place. - Yeah, losing your back wheels. - Yep. - Yeah. So, yes, the Olympics catch it. And the opening ceremony was super cool. That is my last word on that. - That is our sum total award. - All right, you know what else is super cool? It is now time for the GBS news of the weird. ♪ Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da ♪ - Good job, Kyle. - Date line, the Jersey Shore. - Way to go, Kyle. - Woman discovers world's oldest message in a bottle complete with fascinating handwritten message. Amy Smith Murphy 49 was strolling along a beach at Corson's State Inlet in Ocean City when she spotted an unusual looking bottle at the water's edge. I just thought this is so peculiar. What is this? Smith Murphy told the Philadelphia Inquirer. After some research, she managed to determine that the message in a bottle likely dates back as far as 1876, which would make it the oldest artifact of its kind. Most intriguing was a barely legible handwritten note found inside the bottle, which reads, "Yacht Neptune, off Atlantic City, New Jersey, August 6th, dash 76." Based on her research, Smith Murphy now believes the 76 is a reference to the year 1876 when the note is thought to have been written. She'd be in her inquiries by looking at the bottle itself, which bears the branding bar and brother Philadelphia. According to evaluation site Worthpoint, the company likely produced the glassware between 1870 and 1900. The next task was to carefully pluck out the note, which was scrolled up inside the bottle, which her niece did using a court screw and some tweezers. Inside, Smith Murphy found a business card for a well-known Philadelphia instrument company called WGNJ Klimm dating to 1800s. On the back was the handwritten note referencing Yacht Neptune. She uncovered a Philadelphia Inquire article from 1874, which names Captain Samuel Gail of Atlantic City who had just built a splendid yacht, which he christened Neptune, after the Neptune Club of his city. According to the Guinness Book of Role Records, the current record for the oldest message in a bottle dates back to June 12, 1886, and was set adrift by German captains aboard the Brock, Bark Paula, and found at Wedge Island, Australia in 2018. So this sounds like it predates that. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's very cool. - It's a good investigation work there. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Have y'all ever found a message in a bottle? ♪ Message in a bottle ♪ - I found plenty of broken bottles on beaches. - Yeah. - You have not found a message in a bottle, although it would be cool. - So I did see some of this at most messages in a bottle. People do for tradition or just for-- - Right. - Usually get broken by boats. That's uploading. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Which makes this one even crazier, right? - It's been around a bottle. - Hell up. - Yeah. And no cocaine sharks ate it, no corn sharks ate it. - Yeah, no corn sharks. - It was shark-free. - Shark-free, whale-free. Well, 'cause you figure whales sucking up all that plankton, it's probably gonna suck up something else, right? - I'm sure they do. - Like a bar or something, right? - I'm sure they do. - Right? - So what did it suck up for the bottle? - Of the next shark night, oh, shark night, oh, no sharks. - No sharks. (laughs) - I don't want no sharks. - Super meta and existential. - I mean, Twister's too did just come out, so-- - So I always wanted to find something like this on the beach, at least to go to the beach, like, you know, I'll be like, "Oh man, I hope I find a bottle," and I never did. - What do you mean, neither? - So you find a message bottle on it that says it's run. (laughs) - Well, and that's, like, people still do that, I guess, right? - I'm sure. - I'm sure they do. It kind of feels like, you know, obviously here in Kentucky, we are rather landlocked, so you can't really chuck a message into the ocean from here. - Just went in the lake. (laughs) - Like Cumberland or whatever. - Not gonna go real far. - Chuck it off the river, yeah. - But, you know, you often bury, like, time capsules, so I'm always wondering, like, especially when I'm digging in my yard, you know, my house is from-- - Especially this house, yeah. - In 1929, so, you know, when I'm digging around, I'm like, eventually, we've gotta find something. - I was gonna say I'm surprised you all haven't. - We have found plastic. - We found some stuff. - We do, I found-- - Not, like, pottery or anything. - Yeah, I found some terracotta, some old pots, old pieces of glass. I found a lot of kids toy pieces, like, strange places of plastic, like, obviously stuff that was, like, weebles or something. - Did they wobble and not fall down? - Yeah. - They definitely fell down. They fell down real hard. (laughs) Bullets, we found some bullets. - We did find some bullets. - In the yard, old bottle caps and things, and of course, there was a creek out behind my childhood home, and we actually did find a lot of bottles. Just kind of where there was, like, a little stream creek kind of area. My grandfather found all these weird bottles, which I actually still have in my house to this day. There were, like, old milk bottles. We also have an old whiskey bottle that was from the prohibition era. That was from the general store that my ancestors ran. - Oh, nice. - So, that's kinda cool. - Some boot-legged, labeled whiskey from their store, which was really cool, from Corden, Kentucky. - I also kind of feel like, though, that when you chuck the bottle into the ocean, it doesn't go very far, so I feel like to be able to-- - You have to be on a boat. - Play out, like, in a boat, and then you gotta dump it into the deepest part of the ocean. - Yeah. - And hope that the aliens don't retrieve it. - Yes. - 'Cause that's where they're-- - They don't intercept your message. - That's where the aliens live. I've told you all my theory. - I mean, that's where they're gonna be. - That's my theory. - They're at the bottom of the trench. - They're in the ocean. I don't, you know. - Miranda's trench. - I can't get on board with that one. - Ooh, maybe the note was from aliens. (gasps) - Ooh. - Ooh. - Yeah. - I want to go. (laughing) - Exactly right, yes. It was always aliens. It was aliens. - Yeah. - All along. - But I've never done a message in a bottle before. - I haven't either. - Yeah. I've done a time capsule though. - Okay. - And it's probably still somewhere in my backyard and my childhood home, but-- - No one's dug it up yet. - Yeah. I don't think so anyway. Did you ever do a time capsule for school or anything? - I'm trying to think if we did. It sounds familiar, but you know, I don't really remember. We might have my graduating year 'cause it was like an O5. That feels like a year in the gym I grew. - Okay, yeah. - And I surround number or whatever. Like who's wanting to do one for like 2013 or something? - Yeah, I want to say my elementary school. - But I don't know, I don't remember. - My elementary school did, but my elementary school is no longer an elementary school. - Oh, it'll be interesting then when someone finds it. - Yeah, so I don't even know where they put it. - It's the Bad Kids school though. - Yes, it's where all the trouble is. (laughing) - All the alternative schools. - Yes. - Ah, yes. - Well. - Maybe those bad kids will be digging around the dirt and they'll find young cowstand links. - They're trying to bury a body. They'll be like, "Oh, what's this?" They'll be like, "Holds." But then they'll find a-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - There you go. But yeah, anyway, I thought it was kind of a cool story. If you're seeing a little weird, to find something that old that had been floating around the ocean for that long. I mean, you know. - It's, it's. - The aliens missed that one. - It's not terrible that it survived that long. - That's, that's my, I guess that's my takeaway from it is that it just float around the ocean, survive that long and then just Jersey Shore, you know. (laughing) - Yeah, that's where it ends up. - In 2024, that's why I come up. - The ocean nanning is, I don't believe this story at all. - Well, believe it or not, that's going to do it for this week's. - Is this Ripley's believe it or not? - Sure. - Believe it or not, I'm walking on air. - Oh, that's it. I love, you know, I love that TV show. That's my favorite TV show growing up, The Grace American Hero. Love it. Love it. Anyway, that's going to do it for this week's GBS. ♪ News of the weird ♪ ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ - Yay. - A little higher on that one. - Yeah. - Throw me off a little bit. - That's right. - I'm not going to watch a baritone in there. - Take it or leave it time. So you remember last week when we had that K taco thing, whatever, right, you remember that? Yeah, so the Colorado Rockies, not to be outdone by Kansas City Royals, have come up with a new ballpark food item of spaghetti and meatballs, except it's actually ice cream and donuts. They're calling it polar pasta, vanilla ice cream with donut, whole strawberry syrup and mint. And let me show you a picture of this. So you get a visual, you get a good visual on that. - Okay. - Okay. - So it kind of does look like the spaghetti. - Oh, okay, so the meatballs are a meat donuts on a pile of ice cream. - Yes. So, Sarah, what are you taking or leaving this? - That looks awesome. I would take it. I like the little touch of some mint on top, make it a little classy. - Yeah, like parsley, it's a little garnish. - Yeah, you gotta have your little garnish there. It seems a little bit more easy to eat than the K taco, as much as I like all of those foods. - And it's ice cream, so, you know, some are hot. You want ice cream? - Yeah, I want ice cream when I go to the ballpark. So yeah, I'll take that, that looks delightful. - Yeah. I thought it was gonna be literally spaghetti and meatballs. I'm like, oh, well, it's a hard pass on that. - I do think the first time, yeah. - That's not a ballpark food at all. - But, you know, ice cream and donuts, I mean, why not? - Yeah, I'll take that all day. - Yeah, it seems good. It also seems very shareable as well, like you get multiple spoons in on that, not be too gross about it. So yeah, it seems like a delightful little treat, and yeah, definitely very summery. - Yeah, still they could have the doughnut part. - Yeah, it's true. Yeah, I'm taking this. I would take it even harder, though, if it was in a helmet. - Yeah, the graders down here, they still have the helmets going on. - Do you think, really? - Yeah, they still have the helmet Sundays. - Nice. - They never have cubs or braves, 'cause it was the first ones to get sold out. - Really? - That Padre's all day. - Yeah, well-- - I mean, come on. - It's Padre and Reds. - I don't know. - Yeah, I also wonder why. - Do they have Dodgers? - Oh, there was another blue one, but I don't remember if it was the Dodgers or the Mets. - It probably was the Mets. - I was gonna say another team, no one bucks. - The Mets stink. - It's the only ones that are left. - I had a Blue Jays one when I was a kid, but they got broken. - Yeah, we used to collect them. - Yeah. - I had a whole bunch of 'em. I don't know how I got 'em, 'cause we didn't even have a graders in Henderson. - Well, I mean, I feel like-- - I feel like any major ice cream chain. - I feel like there was other ice cream places that sold 'em or something. - I don't know. - We just had Dairy Queen. - Did licks have 'em for a while? - There was ice cream place called licks. - Nice. - Yeah. - That's so-- - I didn't want to think. - I didn't want to think. I was going somewhere else with that, but-- - Honestly, I was hoping it would just be-- - Midwest. - It's not so ice cream, it's a Midwest ice cream chain. - It's a pet food store licks. (laughing) - Licks, they sell hamburgers then. - But I think they did the helmets for a little while. - Okay, maybe that's where you got it from. - Maybe that's where I got it from, yeah. - But yeah, I'm taking it because, yes, ice cream summer, this is definitely-- - Definitely. - This is eatable-- - Yeah. - In a stadium setting, right? - Yeah, you just want something cold, cold beer, cold ice cream. - Yeah, for sure, yeah, absolutely. Or hot dog, you know. - Well, the hot dogs are always lukewarm anyway, about the time they get to you. - That is true. - You definitely don't wanna taco pile. - No, I don't wanna taco pile, yeah. Okay, so the Clippers, LA Clippers, Los Angeles, other basketball team, they're building a new arena. - Yeah. - And their GM, the owner, whatever, basically saying that he doesn't feel like t-shirt tosses at NBA games are fair. So in this new arena, which is costing $2 billion to build, by the way. - $2 billion with a B. - The Inuit Dome is what it's going-- - Into it. - Into it, sorry. - Okay, I'm gonna say the way. - Oh, they're such a mascot. - I read it, and it is into it. - Into it. - It will have t-shirt cannons in its halo board that can hit every seat. So you can see-- - Oh, that's awesome. - Yeah, so that's gonna be the scoreboard and there's gonna be t-shirt cannons a lot. - Equal opportunity cannons. - Yes, so what do you think? - Yeah, I like that. - You know, it's always hard to get the cannon shirts 'cause you know, unless you're right up front in the expensive seats. - Or if you're sitting next to John Lewis, who will elbow you out of the way for one? - That's true, so to avoid catching an elbow from Mr. Lewis might be good to have a few more cannons at your disposal, and it sounds like they're doing that. And it's like, you know, stadium tradition. So I'm glad that they're thinking ahead and going ahead and building that in, so I'll take it. - So I'm taking it 'cause I think it's a cool idea. But the cannons are on the scoreboard? - Yeah, I guess they're probably underneath of it, like on the bottom. - So there's some-- - They're absolutely lighting here. - Somebody's got to go up there and like load the t-shirts. - Load the t-shirts, yeah. - Yeah, I guess there's a catwalk going. I think the logistics is what I'm-- - Well, I mean, you would think for two billion dollars, they'd figure it out. - Yeah, that's pretty cool, yeah, I'll take it, that's fine. - Yeah, I'll take it, that's a really good idea. I never get a t-shirt. - I've never got a t-shirt. - Maybe once, ever, but you know. And they bring them to my section at the football games and they get to like two rows below me, but they don't go very high. - Yeah, they don't go very high. - Yeah, so-- - Yeah, want one. - I'll take it though. - So, yeah, I'm taking it. Normally the t-shirt that I get is not my size. If I do, you do get one, it's like small, it's a small-- - Never, Kyle's size. - Right, never Kyle's size. - It's always a medium or a large. - Yeah, mine's always, I always get the smalls or mediums for some reason. But, you know, I guess this is fun. I like the fact that you're gonna give more people a chance to like, and it seems like if they're coming from the scoreboard, they're gonna be able to go higher. - Yes. - You know, that, you know. - Wonder if you can like aim 'em around better. - Yeah, well, now here's my, I get like Star Wars. It's like, they're like, stay on target. - Yeah. - Stay on target. And they're like trying to hit a specific scene. - I do like the t-- - Lock on day in. - I do like the t-shirt Gatling Guns, if you've ever seen those, it's pretty cool. Now, can we shoot other things out of this? Like, hot dogs. - I mean, that's just asking for trouble. - No. - You can go to a wiener and just find out. - I'll be spraying in dogs. - I'll be doing my other face. (laughing) - Well, they do have hot dog cannons. You know, they do shoot hot dogs at people in stadiums. - Could you imagine getting a t-shirt though, after a hot dog's been in the kitchen? (laughing) - I want a t-shirt. - It smells so meaty. (laughing) - It smells like hot dog water. - This is my meat shirt. - I feel like you could utilize this for stuff other than hot dogs, hamburgers, or other than t-shirts, hamburgers, hot dogs. What else could be canonized? (laughing) - Pops. - That's poops. - You shoot guns out of there. (laughing) - It just reminds me of that line from the Simpsons. Oh, I wonder if you can canonize a child and lease it like one's away. (laughing) - Permine. - Perpats, miters. - Yes. (laughing) - The minor complano, that's a projectile. - Some Air Jordans, specifically. - I feel like they could utilize this for other things that do t-shirts, yeah. - I wonder if they're gonna have them all fired at the same time, or if it's gonna be-- - Oh, yeah, Twinkle 21 Gunsler. - Oh, yeah. - We'll know what-- - A shower. - A shower. - Gunsler. - What they should do is play for those about to rock. Fire! (laughing) ♪ We salute you ♪ - Fire. - And then it just fires out and people are like, "Oh, my God!" - It's like a tribute to someone. - They're like past clippers. It's passed away. - There's a guy. - And it's a 21 guy. - Every guy I've ever seen. - Trying to dial in the air pressure that it's firing at. Like, we need to turn that down a little bit. (laughing) - Ow, my face! - Oh, gonna have like, Flanders' wife. - I feel like this-- - I feel like this-- - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, that's right. - Too soon, guys. - Mod did get killed in a NASCAR race. - Yeah, all because Humber was in a t-shirt and then he'd been over in the last second. - Yeah. - Smacked her right in the face. - Stupid Humber. - RIP. But yeah, so I'm gonna be interested to see video of this working and how it works. So I'm taking it, I think it could be super fun and used for things other than t-shirts. - Yes. Like evil. (laughing) - I'm here for it. So the Kelsey brothers who, at this point, I kinda wish would go away a little bit. - They are out there. - But, you know, it is what it is. So they have partnered-- - To be fair, you can't blame them. - No. - They're just existing and people are doing stuff. - Anyway, they have announced on their podcast that they are partnering with General Mills. - Okay. - To come out with a cereal called Kelsey Mix. Now let me tell you what the cereal is though. Three C's puffs, cinnamon toast crunch and lucky charms in one box. - I mean, okay, that's an interesting choice of mix there. - It's magically disgusting. (laughing) - You had me at Reese's puffs and cinnamon toast crunch. Those are two top ones. But look, yeah, that was off the vibe. I don't like, I don't need marshmallows in there or bland tasting cereals. They'll top my already flavorful cereals, you know? Like, I feel like you could do cinnamon and chocolate peanut butter, that'd be good. - Yeah. - So I'm gonna, I'm gonna fence it. - I'm gonna take it, I'll try it at the once, but I just, I don't think it's gonna be good, but I'll take it, I wanna try it. - You would. - It depends on the ratio. If it's all equal parts, that might be a little, a little rough, but if it's like mostly cinnamon toast crunch, it'd be good, but we'll see. 'Cause I'm gonna try it if I find it. - Well, you take the divider out of the popcorn tin and mix all the popcorn together. - I do. - All right, do not doubt, it's disgusting. - I agree with that. - I do not doubt that you would enjoy this. - I guess the Chicago mix in there right now. It's delicious. - This is an abomination in my, in my judgment. This is not good. The peanut butter and the cinnamon toast crunch, I'll give you that, but yeah, like you said, that third cereal, you don't need to mix the third cereal in there. Let's just do two cereals. We don't need three cereals. That's just too many cereals, too much going on. And also, wow, that's a lot of sugar. - That's a lot of sugar. - So yeah, I would maybe take it if it was only two, but I'm leaving it at the three. - We did find out, they sell just the lucky charms. - Yeah, they do. - Yeah, they do. - Yeah, they do. - So we got, so it'll be some honey nut Cheerios, and she sprinkles the mushrooms. - Ah, okay. - That's nice. - Because it's a better cereal, 'cause she also, even though she's a child, she does not like the cereal and lucky charms cereal because it's gross. - Nobody does. - It's not good cereal. - No one. - It's cardboard cereal. - No one likes it. So I'm leaving this because you have ruined my all-time favorite cereal by doing this, which is the Reese's Puffs. That cereal is the superiorest cereal that there is. It's, cinnamon toast crunch is good, but for my money, give me an M. Reese's Puffs all day long. - Oops, all berries, man. - Oops, all berries. - Those are also top five. - Free of pebbles. - But yes, I'm kind of in agreement with-- - Crunchberries. - Oh, crunchberries are good. I'm in agreement with Lauren on this, I think. Two, the puffs in the cinnamon toast crunch, okay. You add that third one in, you went too far. - And again, that's why I say it depends on the ratio. - Yeah, you went too far, so. - It's just just general mills, like, hey, we got this surplus of all the minerals. - This is gonna go bad. - We're really hurting for advertisement, better hook up with the Kelsey Brothers. - Right, nobody knows what cereal is. - It's not when you see advertisements for Coca-Cola, like, do you really need to advertise anymore? - Well, it's the same thing when I see advertisements for like TikTok or something. I'm like, really? Why? - Who had forgot about TikTok? Thank you. - Or Facebook, or Met or whatever, I don't know. - It feels at this point, it's freaking everywhere. - Yeah, yeah. All right, so finally, there is this gopuff, whatever this is, I think they make clothes or something, I don't know. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, so they have come up with... - Do you know what a puppy best? - No, they come up with a sausage satchel. So, I'll show you a picture of this, see. It's basically kind of a fanny pack that you could put a sausage in and it also has place for condiments. It basically was-- - Girl put your sausage. (laughing) Okay. - It was released. - It's a good retort. - It was inspired by the prime video show Sausage Party Foodtopia, which I guess just came out, right? So, it features-- - It's a classic. - Basically has, it's a satchel, so it's a little zip pocket for your sausage, yeah. - It's a fanny pack. - Fanny pack, but it's also got a place, again, for condiments and canned beverages. - Okay, so you gotta put your sausage in your fanny pack. - So, yeah, it's wearing the sausage-- - Where canned goes as well. (laughing) - You gotta put your condiments on there. - It retails for $25. - So, $25 to put your sausage in your can and your condiments in a pack to wear upon your waist. - Yes, plenty of mayo in there. (laughing) - Yeah, and you window aside. And you window aside, I'm not taking this. I am leaving it because this sounds messy and gross and I hate my clothes smelling like food on a good day. Like, if I am at someone's house and they have a particularly soupy kind of house where they're like cooking a lot of soup and it's smelling real oniony and it's smelling real meaty and it makes my clothes and my-- - My sausage and peppers. - My, yeah, sausage and peppers. It's making my coat and my purse smell like meat. - Or my beard. - What fish, what fish is this? - Yeah, fish soup, some kind of fish all gratin' soup. - Shell gratin' soup. - If my clothes are reakin' of that when I leave, I am going to be perturbed because I do not like my clothes smelling like food. - Fairness. - And this sounds like it's just a recipe for my literal clothes around my waist to smell like food. And I do not want that. I do not want food on my person. - You don't want to smell like a dog? - No, I don't want to smell like a dog. I don't know, I don't want to smell your sausage. (laughing) And I trust you. - Smell the gloves. - Smell the glove, like that's final taps, albums, smell the glove. So, I'm leaving this so hard, Kyle. - One of the worst things you can do for Lauren is to go to a restaurant and have leftovers and then go somewhere afterwards. Because if you have leftovers in your car and you go to the mall or something. - Oh, and the car smells like food. - The car smells like food. She's like, "Oh my God, go down all the windows." But it's raining. I don't care, go down all the windows, smells awful in air. - Take that food inside with you. You have to carry that around. - But go back to the Fanny Pack full of sausage. I mean. - Daddy would you like some sausage? - Sausage fingers. (laughing) But, I don't know, that's just weird. I don't think it's necessary. How often do you need to just carry around a sausage with you? I mean, in your Fanny Pack. - Fair enough. - I mean, it depends on your situation. - Yeah. I mean, I don't know what you're doing with your nightlife. But, yeah, it's just, I don't know, I'm gonna leave it. - I'm boogieing with my nightlife because I love the nightlife. I love to boogie. - I know you do. - I'm leaving it. - Yeah, I'm gonna leave this for all the reasons already said. I already have a crossbody that could be a perfectly good Fanny Pack if I wanted it to be. - You could store a sausage in there. - I could store a sausage in it. I won't because it came from Lulu Lemon and it was expensive. So it will not be holding a sausage. - I mean, if it's big enough to hold a sausage, it might not let you into the stadium this time. - It's true. - It's not like a stadium bag. It's not see-through. - They need Lulu Lemon. - Lulu Lemon hasn't cleared a sausage bag. You need to be able to see the sausage in the bag. - Yeah. - That's true. - You're not into a stadium, you gotta keep that into account. So only you can take this bag in there. You'll be sorely disappointed when you get there and that kick out. - And absolutely no Cheerios in the stadium 'cause heaven forbid your child eat. - No. - No, that's so- - I still think about that sometimes and think how ridiculous that was. - Yeah. Yeah, I'm leaving it. - I'm actually kind of half taking this because you don't have to put the sausage in it, right? You can put other things. And I love the fact that it's like a belt that I can put my beer in. - I do appreciate that there's a cut hole. - Right, I'm kind of here for this for tailgate. - I will leave the use, but the actual practicality of the bag is nice. - Yeah, so I will fence it. So I will leave the putting the sausage in it, but I will take the utility of it. Put the sausage on the face. - You tell us how I can appreciate that, I'm sure. - It puts the sausage in the bag or else- (laughing) It puts the sausage in the pouch. - Ooh, where gets the buns again? Where gets the buns again? - Alrighty, well that's gonna do it for this week's, take it or leave it. So Sarah, how is your watercolor's beer? - Watercolor to go? - Yes. - I am curious what the color of the beer is. - It appears to be a yellow-y orange. - Okay. - Just on the layer. - Oh, watercolor-y color. - Yeah, it looks like you could do watercolors with it if you wanted to with banana pineapple and cherry. - You get all three. - Okay. - They're all quite subtle. It is very much a smoothie style and like it's real. It's real thick at the bottom. - Uh-huh. - That's what she said. (laughing) But it's got that, it's not like a jump out in like, smack it across the face, banana flavor, like a banana. - Subtle, okay, yeah, yeah. - Which was good, but it was very banana-y. But yeah, all of the flavors, they're there, they're not like overwhelming in any way. You probably get the pineapple the most, but the cherry and the banana are definitely there, but it's good. - All right, yeah. - Summery. - There you go. - That's what you want in a beer. - Especially a beer in this time of year. That's a very appropriate drinker for the season. - Agree. - One that may be not as appropriate drinker for the season would be the blended with lumber. Number two, rolls off the tongue from timber ails. And of course it rolls off the tongue unless you've drank this beer because I'm the tiny print. As I found out, midway through the show, I'm a drinker. - Her face was hilarious. - I'm a drinker this thing, 'cause it's quite tasty, dear listener. This is a delicious beer. It's an imperial stout conditioned on coconut, on, not in. But it does have a nice coconut taste to it. It's real chocolaty, it's real coconutty. It's got a little bit of sweetness in it, but it's super light and drinkable, which did not clue me into the A, B, B. - Ooh, what is it? - Which as I'm drinking this baby, I'm like, hmm, I'm a feeling good. I'm gonna feel a little too good for half a can of beer, my friends. And I look at this baby and it is 13.4%. - Oh, well, it's going higher than Kyle. - Yeah, that's a Sharon beer. So yes, I have consumed this thing without knowing. I'm fine, guys, I don't have anything to do today. I'm good. - You're hanging out here. - But yes, it was a bit of a surprise. It's not a surprise, not only because of the tiny typeface, but also because the flavor does not indicate that it is that high of a percentage. I was thinking, no, it's not boozy. I was thinking maybe, and as I was drinking, I was like, oh, this is probably a little higher than I would drink. - This is probably like a eight, maybe a nine. I did not think that we were getting in the 13 territory. So yes, if you were looking for a nice, sneaky beer that you were gonna get your money's worth on, I would highly recommend the timber, what was it? Timber ails, blended with lumber number two. They're coconut beer, it's very good. - I'm so here for this. - So the thing that's gonna add-- - Woo doggy. - I tried it a little bit of it, and it just tastes like a coconut stout, there's no booze to it. - There's no burn, very deceptive. - If you take the time to read the can. - It's small, it's very small. - It's small, but it's a blend number two of a barrel blended imperial stout. - And I'm gonna tell you right now, after you've had one of those, you probably really can't read a can. So, you know, they'll be blaming Lauren for this. It's aged between 22 and 26 months in bourbon barrels. - Bourbon barrels, okay, well that makes sense. - I love it, I love it. - So yeah, so read the can friends. - I think the bourbon barrels are on top of the coconuts, or the coconuts on top of the bourbon barrels. - It's, yeah, it's definitely a layering system. - Yes, the layering system. - It's a layering system. - So if you've ever drank coconut water, it has a very faint aftertaste. - Yeah, it's got that kind of electrolyte-y. Which, I mean, hey, it's healthy. - Real salty. - It's good for your body. - It's good for you, just keep drinking them. - Yeah, yeah, it's a hundred of those in need. - Absolutely. - All right, so my dismember's only from 13, from three Floyd's. - This family's drunk. (laughing) - Somebody got to stay here with the kids. - Still be a good little thing tonight. (laughing) - Actually, take care of yourself. - Mine is only 13 and a half percent, because it was only aged for a year. - Yeah, so, I mean, nobody's as good as you are. (laughing) But this one is incredibly smooth. There is no booze to whatever, whatsoever. And full disclosure, I've had it before. Just not on the podcast, I think. Or maybe I have, I don't know. - Child. - But the cherries come through a lot. The dried bananas come through. The cow nibs. - The cow! - The cow! - You can kind of get that a little bit, but it's mostly cherries. But you could probably slam this beer and not even realize it's 6,000. - Slam that one and then the blended with slumber, too, and be good to go. - And not even know that it was 13 and a half percent. So I highly recommend, if you find it, I purchased it for $6. - Ah, at the beer trap. - So, well worth it, and Lawrence was eight. - Worth it. - Yeah, it's a four pack and a bottle. - There you go. - I mean, that's-- - That's absolutely right. - They're gonna get up and fall over here and just a second. - Mm, again, they're out there. - They're out there. - Get up and get there. - That was all good. - We're not in the drive, we live here. - Yeah, get up and get down. Now I won't want this joking on town. There's your flavor, we're going back to the flavor. - Yeah. - All right, so what'd you all think for the Braxton Brewing's Opera Cream Stout? - So refresh my memory. What is the opera cream-- - So they have a piece of cake on here. I associate opera cream with candy. And the basic opera cream candy is a dark chocolate with almost like a vanilla type of-- - Yeah, I was reading a candy cream. - It's kind of like a vanilla, almost type filling. - Vanilla cream? - Yeah, vanilla cream. - That's what I was wondering. Because it's very smooth and I was reading on the can, it has lactose. So that mellows it out a lot. It's very chocolatey, but I get a lot of vanilla extract in the very public, a lot of vanilla. - So that would make sense because that is mimicking the flavor of the candy. - It's good though, that's a pretty easy-- - I was also getting a lot of vanilla. Yeah, and I get that little lactose kick on it, which it kind of mellows the whole thing out. - Did y'all get coffee at all? - I did a little bit, but I think the lactose and vanilla, I think kind of cut it through so hard. - Because vanilla is really strong in it. - That you don't really get a whole lot of that like coffee bitterness that kind of reads as coffee. So it ends up sort of just tasting like chocolate. So it tastes sort of like chocolate and vanilla. - It like literally just smells like vanilla extract when I smell it, which is fine, I love the vanilla extract. - Yeah, so it was great. - I got nothing but coffee and dark chocolate. - Huh, interesting, but you are drinking a very-- - Yeah, you also had another heavy-- - All those, apparently. - Mine was cherries. - So was I. - Oh, yeah. - Mine was cherries, hers was more coconutty, so it was different. - Yeah. - But I got nothing but coffee and dark chocolate. But the Bonderys proprietary opera cream coffee beans. - Ah, okay. - Is why I was getting so much coffee from it. And it says it's supposed to have milk chocolate sweet cream and bright vanilla characteristics. - Oh, there you go, yeah. - I got vanilla, I got vanilla, yeah. - I mean, I liked it. - I liked it. - Yeah, I thought it evoked the candy. Again, they have a piece of cake on there, which technically it is a cake. There is a cake that's an opera cream cake, but-- - Well, I'm gonna have to try the cake. - I had an opera cake before. - That's different. - Oh, it's different. - It's different. - It's different than this. It's different than the opera cream cake. - Weird. - Yeah, 'cause the opera cake's the distinctly French thing. - Yes. - That was made for the opera, right? - And something I was surprised about for a thick, quote unquote, thick as it is, it's only five and a half. - Yeah, I mean, it's a stout, it's that stout range. Yeah, I liked it, I thought it was a good offering. Yes, quite tasty, thank you, Heather. All right, so three fluids and war pigs, interstellar bonanza, double IPA. Yes, it was a double IPA. Yes, it delivered what it promised. It was, I think it was. Do I ever get anything but new? It was good, I liked it, it was super hoppy. Well, sweet, definitely not a quick drinker. - What's for sure? - What's the booze on there? - The 9%. - 9, okay. - Yeah, so about standard for a double. - Yep, yeah. - But it was good. - Double's anywhere from eight to 10. - Yeah, I liked it. - I like the Skeletor looking guy on the side of the can. There's an eyeball monster on the other side. - That's the three fluids, dude. - Yeah, no, no, no, Skeletor over here. He's in blue. - Oh, I missed him. - Yeah, they're stoked. - Oh, yeah, cool, yeah. - War pigs and three fluids have great art. - They do, yeah. - Yeah, bottles and cans. - Yup, yup. Well, I have no transition for this. I was gonna say, you know who else has great art? France does, 'cause I've seen it. - I sure know who else has great cans. - But, oh, you know who else has great cans? (laughing) - I really like it. - We're sick right now. - We're sick right now. - We're good cans, right? - I feel like we have good cans. - Might as well, I'd rather not have seen that. - Headphones. - Yeah. - It's the podcast. - Yeah. - Harry's got new headphones. - What are y'all pickers? - Yes. Oh, man. Hungry and KY coming to OnlyFans. (laughing) - God. - Quarter-till never. - Quarter-till never. - No, definitely not. - Thank you, Lauren. Quarter-till never. - It's the total of fans, but it's just headless, not easy. - And it's literally just you just eating food with beer. - Yeah, honestly, there is so much money we could make from that. - There's a mug, mug, mug, mug. - There is a market for that, like you wouldn't believe. - I'm often joked about starting an OnlyFans, and it's just me doing woodworking in the garage. - I mean, naked. - There's a-- - No, no, no. - No, he's wearing an apron, thank you. - That would be unsafe. I'm not getting that out of the garage. - Actually, that would be super. - Black tape over the Naughty Pets. - Then you would need a sausage pouch to hold your sausage because you know-- - Yeah, it's just in a speedo or a thong. - Yeah, that's the sausage pouch. - No, I was thinking more of the fact that it got cut off, and then you had to put it in the pouch. - I'm going out to work. - Redness, y'all went there. Anyway, hungry and Kentucky. - We're not talking about that on Hungary and Kentucky. - Gonna need a bigger fanny pack. - We aren't gonna talk about duffel bag for that, baby. - Wow, this is so much way too far. - You're cut off, eh? - This is your drug. - At 13% is, we're done over here on this side of table. - Who's the character of this episode? - This episode, I'm confused. - Close, we got cereal, though. - We do have cereal, and it's better than the Kelsey brother cereal at the fart. - We got the history. - Yeah, we're telling the history of-- - All cereals now, I guess. So stay tuned for that. But if you wanna hear that and everything else we've ever done, you can go to Twitter, Instagram, @hungeringkwibe. You can send me an email at hungry in kygmo.com, and then you can find our show over there Wednesday wherever you find podcasts, and there will not be sausage fanny packs there. - Excellent. - Yeah, mm-hmm. - And your sausage-free podcast. - We are, actually, yeah. - Here we are, actually we are. - Yeah, in this iteration, sausage-free. - Sausage-free, since 2020, 2020, it goes. - Yeah, I don't know. But yeah, so if you wanna put, well, no, I'm not-- - No, no, no, no, no, no. - You wanna listen to the show? - Nope, nope, nope, nope. As always, thank you for listening to this. (all laughing) You can find us on Twix at G.R.L.S. for sports on Facebook or on Instagram. We are on the fired-up network. We're on the Apple podcast, from Spreaker, we're on Amazon, we're on iHeartRadio. We're everywhere. Good podcasts are free, and we will see you next week. See ya! - Bye. - See you next time. (upbeat music) [BLANK_AUDIO]