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Who's The Bitch?

Episode 28 - Turn Your Bitch Up to 100

Jackie and Kara are back again! And in this edition of 'Who's The Bitch?', Kara has come to a realization that has shaken her to her core... BuzzBallz spells 'Ballz' with a 'Z', SPOILER FREE WHITE LOTUS TALK, and 'Black Mirror' and 'Hacks' are returning, but 'Black Mirror' just kinda feels like the news at this point with Katy Perry going to Space and war plans being laid out on an opensource messaging service. This week's first caller came prepared with BULLET POINTS about the many bitches they've been dealing with, including a brief explanation of 'Barrier Bitches' then a very recently ex-friend who they gave a chance when no one else would and BOY WAS THAT A MISTAKE, now they wanna know if they should make a post letting everyone know that unfortunately life isn't a teen sitcom, and sometimes the person no one likes is normally unliked for a VERY good reason. Our second call comes in from a velvety, mystery voice who tells of the time she was staying at an Air BnB within walking distance of the new, much more reasonably priced flat she was moving into after ending her long-term relationship. She made it in late to the Air BnB, and got a message from the owner telling her that since she got in so late, he had a free pizza for her at the shop across the street. The pizza shop dude indeed knew the Air BnB host, and it just gets weirder and darker from there. The third caller of the week is 5 weeks postpartum from birthing her FOURTH BOY CHILD and just wants someone to clean her toilets for her, but instead her mom gave her the job of ensuring dinner was ready for the family dinner said mother also invited herself to AT the daughters house. They throw it to the chat for a BITCHOMETER reading on that momma! Our last caller has a self proclaimed low stakes bitchuation involving their small business lovin' boyfriend ONLY wanting to get sushi from the mom and pop place he knows the owners personally of, but the caller wants to S T O P and it turns out they had gotten food poisoning from this same location years ago before even meeting their boyfriend. Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestream returning on April 21st on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!
Broadcast on:
09 Apr 2025

Jackie and Kara are back again! And in this edition of 'Who's The Bitch?', Kara has come to a realization that has shaken her to her core... BuzzBallz spells 'Ballz' with a 'Z', SPOILER FREE WHITE LOTUS TALK, and 'Black Mirror' and 'Hacks' are returning, but 'Black Mirror' just kinda feels like the news at this point with Katy Perry going to Space and war plans being laid out on an opensource messaging service.

 

This week's first caller came prepared with BULLET POINTS about the many bitches they've been dealing with, including a brief explanation of 'Barrier Bitches' then a very recently ex-friend who they gave a chance when no one else would and BOY WAS THAT A MISTAKE, now they wanna know if they should make a post letting everyone know that unfortunately life isn't a teen sitcom, and sometimes the person no one likes is normally unliked for a VERY good reason.

 

Our second call comes in from a velvety, mystery voice who tells of the time she was staying at an Air BnB within walking distance of the new, much more reasonably priced flat she was moving into after ending her long-term relationship. She made it in late to the Air BnB, and got a message from the owner telling her that since she got in so late, he had a free pizza for her at the shop across the street. The pizza shop dude indeed knew the Air BnB host, and it just gets weirder and darker from there.

 

The third caller of the week is 5 weeks postpartum from birthing her FOURTH BOY CHILD and just wants someone to clean her toilets for her, but instead her mom gave her the job of ensuring dinner was ready for the family dinner said mother also invited herself to AT the daughters house. They throw it to the chat for a BITCHOMETER reading on that momma!

 

Our last caller has a self proclaimed low stakes bitchuation involving their small business lovin' boyfriend ONLY wanting to get sushi from the mom and pop place he knows the owners personally of, but the caller wants to S T O P and it turns out they had gotten food poisoning from this same location years ago before even meeting their boyfriend.

 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestream returning on April 21st on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Jackie and Kara are back again! And in this edition of 'Who's The Bitch?', Kara has come to a realization that has shaken her to her core... BuzzBallz spells 'Ballz' with a 'Z', SPOILER FREE WHITE LOTUS TALK, and 'Black Mirror' and 'Hacks' are returning, but 'Black Mirror' just kinda feels like the news at this point with Katy Perry going to Space and war plans being laid out on an opensource messaging service. This week's first caller came prepared with BULLET POINTS about the many bitches they've been dealing with, including a brief explanation of 'Barrier Bitches' then a very recently ex-friend who they gave a chance when no one else would and BOY WAS THAT A MISTAKE, now they wanna know if they should make a post letting everyone know that unfortunately life isn't a teen sitcom, and sometimes the person no one likes is normally unliked for a VERY good reason. Our second call comes in from a velvety, mystery voice who tells of the time she was staying at an Air BnB within walking distance of the new, much more reasonably priced flat she was moving into after ending her long-term relationship. She made it in late to the Air BnB, and got a message from the owner telling her that since she got in so late, he had a free pizza for her at the shop across the street. The pizza shop dude indeed knew the Air BnB host, and it just gets weirder and darker from there. The third caller of the week is 5 weeks postpartum from birthing her FOURTH BOY CHILD and just wants someone to clean her toilets for her, but instead her mom gave her the job of ensuring dinner was ready for the family dinner said mother also invited herself to AT the daughters house. They throw it to the chat for a BITCHOMETER reading on that momma! Our last caller has a self proclaimed low stakes bitchuation involving their small business lovin' boyfriend ONLY wanting to get sushi from the mom and pop place he knows the owners personally of, but the caller wants to S T O P and it turns out they had gotten food poisoning from this same location years ago before even meeting their boyfriend. Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestream returning on April 21st on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!