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Is that what we're calling it these days? If there's that much coming out. Okay. How much is a lot though? I mean, one a week. Women can't do that. It's another thing women can't do. I know. We're back, dude. We're back, aren't we? Stupid bitches. God. We're back, dude. Men are taking over everything. Just punching girls at the Olympics. We'll get to that later. Super amps about that. This is, this is, it feels like we were down for a little bit. What we did was we took a problem and we made it into a solution. We sure did. You know what I mean? Yeah. So there was the Me Too movement and then it just kind of self-correct and it was like, you know what? Free Weinstein, he got off and now fuck it. Let's put dudes in the Olympics punch in women and female boxing. I don't know that we should be trying to help Harvey Weinstein. Look, we don't know. Probably lady. I don't, we don't, I wasn't there. We don't have all the evidence. I just know that we'd have better movies. If he was out there. That's true. Yeah. What do you do? That's true. What do you do? Do you let Michael Jackson, you know, keep licking kids as well? Well, it's, it's like, here's the problem. If you want to make an omelet, you've got to break some eggs, right? And in this scenario, the omelet is quality films and the eggs are women getting raped. The, were they raped? It's, it sounds like it. Yeah. I mean, I wasn't there, but yeah, it sure sounds like it. No, it wasn't the room. I don't, I don't know. I didn't really pay attention to trial that much, to be honest with you, but that's not one of our top stories, our top story. Today is Russia releases the American hostages, a historic prisoner swap between Russia and the U.S. has begun on a Turkish runway. Of course, of course, it's Turkey with Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gerskovich. What would you think he is? Just based on the last name. Polish. Really? Yeah. Okay. Good for him. Good for him. And former U.S. Marine Paul Whelan set to be dramatically released. Has that happened yet? Do we know? Yeah, they were doing it this morning. They're all on a plane back to a U.S. or they may have already landed by now. Okay, cool, cool. The men were let go alongside several other Western citizens, including Russian American journalist Alsou Kamura Shev. Yeah, she lives in Prague, by the way. Oh, really? She got arrested sometime, I think last year. And then I don't remember when it was actually. Okay. No, it was April of 2022. Now, this was part of a major inmate swap with Moscow involving 26 prisoners, according to Turkish officials. The exchange took place in the Turkish capital of Ankara and cara. Man, it's so weird. Well, I'm Ron Spanish from Revolution. This is what I was talking about. How much I just zero desire to go to Turkey? So yeah, I couldn't tell you. It's as if that country doesn't exist to me. I mean, it does have one of the oldest cities in human history. It was the it's been the seat of several different empires to include the Roman Empire, the Western Roman Empire, then of course, the Ottoman Empire. But yeah, you just continue on your little path. No, I will. Do you like subway? No. Yeah, but you once did. And that was the story. I never did. The very first sandwich shop. No. Now we had some listeners here. They'll come up for for drinking bros of the week at the end. They brought in Jersey mics. We've all evolved. Okay, Jersey mics is superior to any other because we've evolved. No. Yes. Same with Turkey. I've we've evolved past Turkey. I don't need to go to fucking Turkey. All right. God damn it. I don't think you should leave probably your own neighborhood. I don't want to because you're going to get fucked up. I don't know. I know I'm not going to get fucked up. I just have no desire to go to these shit holes. Somebody's going to get you. You're not going to do it. Notice the historic prisoner swap wasn't in fucking Italy. They weren't there. You know, it's in Turkey because Turkey is a majority Muslim country and an ally of Russia. I don't need to hear them praying five, five times. I don't need to. I don't need any of that shit. If it was beautiful and they were all dappin up, is that what happens? You got 26 people involved. Do they have a like a pizza party first? I would want to fuck. Same. Like no pizza may not be the best. The best meal for that. Something like like soup. You know what I mean? I don't want to go soup. Little soup. Just to get some calories and you maybe some bone broth and you just give her the bone broth. You know what I mean? I think right out of jail though, you're eating soup and having sex, it could be a splatter. I would be a splatter. No, you're not going to run through your system. You won't be around long enough for that. And by the way, you've been in a Russian prison. That's probably what you've been eating is cold soup anyways. Cold soup and a dirty old potato. Yeah. You think they even got that? Yeah. I mean, they don't want to waste their drinking water clean in the potato. Really? Yeah. Damn, that's intense. It's fucked up. You know, homeboy is going to write a book about it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Wall Street Journal guy. Yeah. Well, allegedly, he was writing one in jail and that's one of the parts of the negotiation was he got to keep all his writings from when he was in jail. Congratulations. Yeah. And all we had to give up was mass murderers. Is that what it is? Yeah. We'll get to that in a second, Bob. Is that true? What you just said? Yeah. That's pretty dope. Do what did he write it? Do they give him a pen and paper or is he writing it in his own shit? A little bit of A, a little bit of B, I think. Just depends on the pen availability on certain weeks. I like the ingenuity. So do I. Like, I would read a book written in shit. Well, you remember when Aaron Hernandez killed himself, he cut himself and then wrote out the whole Bible verse on the wall in his own blood. Yeah, which is unnecessary. You can absolutely get a pen in prison. He could have just gotten a pen. It was a nice flex and I appreciated it. All right, Pete. All right, Pete. Lucas Coons, $10 just want everyone to know on RPR Ross said he would take the dick. What is he talking about? I wasn't here for that. So we were looking at a dollar amount there. And I think it was like, what are the Kardashians worth? They're billions. Yeah, there were billions. Yes. So all started with Ray Jay's penis. Yes. And so Bob said, would I, would I suck a black penis? And my wife said that as well for the billions of dollars. I said, yes, but I don't want to be on reality TV for 20 years. Like a value if I was like Captain America or something. Yeah, I would have. If you just got so you would still do it like that dick opens up the door to work that gets you the money, but you just don't want to do that specific Kardashian work. You would do other work that gets you the same. Correct. I like something cool. I don't want to do the Kardashian shit. Something cool. Like Captain America is respected. Chris Evans, the rest of his life, that's a respected thing of like, Oh, you're like Superman as if you were a good one. But Captain America is a respected one. We're like, all right, great. So yeah, I would do that for sure. For sure. Sorry, mom and dad. No questions. Yeah. Yeah. I'm on the same same board. Yeah. I appreciate that. But I'm sorry, mom and dad. But yeah, if it was Captain America, yeah, I'm doing it, you know, a teen movie. No. Gurskovitz 32 was detained in March 2023 and espionage charges that the United States says are illegitimate. He was sentenced to 16 years in prison in July. Mr. Whelan 54 has been in prison in Russia since 2018 and was sentenced to 16 years in jail in 2020 on spying charges. The US is denied. He was ever involved in espionage operations and then radio journalists. Girma Shava was arrested in October last year and charged with failing to register as a foreign agents. How many people do we get back? And then how many people do we give up in this one? I don't know. Well, it says 26. I don't know. We know about the top three because they're I read because there's a picture of all these dicks on a plane too. And it was only like not or 10 of them, I think. Oh, pull it up. So I don't know. I don't know. If 26 is the total amount that got exchanged from both sides, because Germany got some people, I think I don't fucking know what's going on. This is a blockbuster NBA trade. I'm like, this I enjoy. We need Wojernowski or I guess passing from Major League Baseball could do it as well or Buster only or somebody but we need to do like a trade breakdown. Yeah. Get everybody stats because we got back journalists and they got back fucking mass murders and shit like that. Oh, is that what it was? Mass murders, people that were here to steal our intellectual property and shit like that. So again, it's kind of a weak ass trade, but yeah, we never we never see the good side of these trades. No, no, but it's a it's a brilliant move by by the left, to be honest. Oh, for sure. Right before the election. Not only not only are you getting them out right before the election, but this is bait for Donald Trump. Yep. Because he wants to talk shit about this so badly. Oh, he won it one. They did something that he said he was going to do when he got in. There's still Americans held hostage in in Gaza, but this is one of the things he said he would immediately do as part of his fucking campaign now. He already made a statement. Did you see it? No, I didn't. Oh, so he made a video already after this happened this morning. I watched it. He said, oh, they're only doing this because they knew once I got an office in November, I would have freed him. Putin was scared. Yeah. And so yeah, you're right. Exactly what you just said is what happened. Yeah, he's he's a fucking idiot sometimes they baited him right into it, like complaining about American citizens getting freed is a stupid fuck move to make. And he just did it. He did it light heartedly. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Bob, find the video. I don't care about this shit. Find the video of Trump talking. Pop it up. Yeah. What's that bus? Was that in Turkey right there, by the way? It's a bang. It's a bang bus. So they drive around and pick people up and fuck them and then drop them off on the side of the road. I'm always so curious. So like, what do you what do you get picked up in in this, you know? Is it a private jet? Is it a bus? Well, I don't know how these ones work with other governments and shit. But I know the ones that we did with Taliban and stuff like that, Delta operators are all there. Okay, got you get taken away in military vehicles. But this all looks like civilian aircraft and shit. All right. And it looks like DSS like diplomatic security agents and not military guys as well. So who the fuck knows, man? Well, I saw him release a statement on truth social, but I'm not seeing. I watched the video. He's got to wait six hours after he posted on true social to put it anywhere else. Yeah, I've established the video. And I'll tell you what I'm not doing is getting a true social account now or threads. I want to thread either. I can wait six hours. Stop sending me the threads thing, Matt. I don't want to do the threads thing. What was Biden saying, by the way, if you can't find the video, find the Biden video, because he was somewhere and he was alive. And he made a statement too, but I didn't get to see it. Yeah, there it is. This is the exchange that's been. Okay, let's see. I don't care about what Biden is. I haven't seen. This is the first time he's been seen. I know. I could have gotten the hostages out without giving anything in exchange. What do you say to that? What do you say to president Trump? Now, former president? Why do you need to who is president? That's a good it's a great one. Oh, I mean, it's it's like every fucking word every thought is a struggle for this piece of shit. It's one last breath. Yeah, by God. Fuck's sake. Well, that's cool. Yeah, good. I'm glad we got our people back. To be honest, to be honest, we should have threatened Russia with an with an invasion, though. Like, why do we have to give anybody up to get back people who are journalists? I'm not sure. And fuck that shit. The other thing is, what was the journalist doing there? Covering the war, I would imagine. Why the giant war that's going on? It's his job. It's not his job. I would accept that role. It's a it doesn't it's not accepted or not. He fucking that's what he chose to do in his life. People are war correspondents. Yeah, but fuck two years in a Russian show to go to Russia during the middle of we know people choose to be soldiers to and they spend two years deployed and get killed. But that's different. Like you're actually you're protecting the country and you're doing what you're supposed to do. This you're not protecting anybody working for the Wall Street Journal. Reporting news is important. Now we have a is it? Yes, it is. I don't think Wall Street Journal or any mainstream media is important anymore. Wall Street Journal actually does a pretty good job. They're excellent. They are absolutely excellent. They're one of the they're one of the only mainstream outlets I trust. Yeah, because democracy dies in the dark. That's Washington Post. Okay. So whatever, man, all of them I don't give a shit about Wall Street Journal is the only reputable digital paper left. Only guy I trust is sitting right back there with a fucking sling on his arm, dude. That's it. In the streets doing the shit with the people. Other than that, no, dude, don't go to fucking Russia during the middle of a war. Now the the marine. I mean, that's a different story. Walking around. That was pre war. That was what? 2018. Yeah. So him just chilling out and wanting to go see what was it? Moscow or whatever it was? Okay, cool. That's considerably dumber than being a war correspondent. Is it? Yes. So are we looking at Darwinism then or what are we what are we doing? Why would you go to these countries? I wouldn't. I wouldn't either. I wouldn't be allowed. I'm surprised this marine. I'm surprised. I don't know how he got into the country in the first place. But if you went to the US consulate to apply for a visa to go to Russia and you've got any kind of security clearance, they're going to tell you no, because I it's happened many, many times. Okay. So I don't know. Maybe he didn't have a security clearance or whatever. I don't know what the purpose of him going there was. Now he's 54. So he had been he's long out of the military. Maybe that has something to do with it. I don't know if he is just going for tourism. He was not long he was not long out of the military actually. He retired in 2008. So 10 years 10 years out that long 10 years when you got if you had a top secret security clearance, they got adjudicated towards the end of your term. It may still even be active by then because it's a 10 year cycle. He was apparently court martial though. Okay, well then he definitely didn't have an active security. Yeah related to larceny. So that's stupid. Yeah, I was a bad conduct discharge, but he he was a chicken dinner. Yeah, he probably stole some shit from the fucking supply room. Is that what it is? And he was traveling to Russia while he was still on active duty. He started he went to Russia several times in 2006. I don't know if he's on active duty, but he was in the service. So he's probably trolling for Puss is what that is. Because we have dudes. A lot of our a lot of our dudes went to Southeast Asian countries. I sure did. During every leave period they got. Yeah, a lot of some friends after college who decided to spend time in Asia. Yeah, we had a fucking sales rep. We've one of our ad agencies and I was like, Hey man, where are you going? He's like, ah, you know, I'm young. I'm just gonna spend the next six months in in Asia. Okay, so you're fucking prostitutes. More or less. Yeah, but I mean, one of one of my guys, a buddy of mine actually, was legit looking for a wife. He went over and found like an old family and met a woman and they're they've been married for like fucking 15 years and have a bunch of kids. One of my buddies from college married one, pulled her right off the stage. Yeah, the ping pong balls just bounced, you know, right behind her shot right out of her vagina and they married her and they brought the whole goddamn family over there. They were married for like 15 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Once the all the family got over there, she she divorced himself. Well, that's fine. As long as you got what you needed out of it, whalen kids and shit. No, no, we're talking about random people. Yeah, I was a random person to say whalen has citizenship in five countries too. Why? That's various four countries. I should say Canada, Ireland, UK and US. So he's got Irish grandparents. So to get citizenship in Ireland, all you have to do is have like, if one of your four grandparents is Irish, you automatically get citizenship. You just got to apply for it. No shit. Okay. David Osbornson, 50 bucks for the three ladies in the back. Stand up. Get your tits out. There you go. And we'll not do that. 50 bucks. Not do that. It's 50 bucks. Now, what? Somebody get their tits. Ladies, what'd you do it for 50? Is that are you guys 50 ladies? Yeah, we're right here. What's your rate? What's your rate for that? It's probably going to be more than 50. Yeah. Okay. I'm like, I'm a hundo for a ding dong flash. You know, I go pull up my ding dong for a hunch. Wait, what's the look versus touch cost? Because I go about 15 look for 100 touch for 120. Okay, not that much higher. Yeah, it's only an extra 20. It's like a good deal, though. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. You know, I am a man of the people always have been and I give the people what they want. If you got an extra 20, congratulations. You get to shake it. You know, you get to give it an old tug. But good for these guys. No eye contact. No eye contact with you or me at all. I'll let you make eye contact. I don't know. I'll let you draw eyes on it. You know, I'll put googly eyes on my own dick. I used to put a cigarette between the the shaft and the balls. And then that way, it looks like a I would draw like a little deck like this or like, Oh, shit, it looks like the dick is smoking on his own. And he's underage. Like that's fucking nuts. There's a you can probably find it still Bob. Don't look because we can't show it anyways, but there's this woman artist. I think she was from Milwaukee, if I'm not mistaken, or maybe it was Minneapolis. But she she had a site called dictator. And it was she she like dressed up penises to look like famous dictators throughout history, like little Hitler stash. Those were awesome. Yeah, we're seeing those. Yeah, those are really funny. Mine gun three didn't know if you've seen it seen yet. About 20 minutes ago, I seen a head man. This is terrible grammar. I seen a headline saying to Jordan's who tried to breach the ring base, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, we'll talk about that here in a minute. It's the last story next last story. Okay, anyways, yeah, we'll be on that as well. But good for these guys coming home. I'm sure a home boys book will be available. What is this August next year? No, if he was writing in jail, this will be ready for the Thanksgiving Christmas period for stocking stuffers is big for books. So like, you'll be reading that shit by Christmas. I guarantee it. Brittany Griner had a book out pretty quickly after that. Right when she got back to. Yeah, I mean, she didn't write it because she's retarded, but we have no idea. We know we didn't we know for an absolute certainty. Yeah, there it is right there. I wish we could show this on screen right now. It's so good. This is really funny. Yeah, yeah, Mussolini. Yeah, they have like Pinochet fucking Stalin Hitler everybody. Everybody. Oh, Mal. It's really, really good. Mal's name was Mal's a dong anyways, which is like you kind of got to make a dick out of that. Sure do. Sure do, my man. But earlier when I said the only street journalist I care about, the only journalist I care about hitting the streets is our own street gonzo. Gary Faust, the world's biggest piece of shit. Gary, are you do you have a sling on your fucking arm here? Yeah. And did that happen when you guys were out filming? Ross, I don't know when it happened. You're the kind of guy that if I see an injury like that, I assume you were trying to do something illegal to somebody else. Am I being delicate enough to? Yeah, I think so. I think I think you're good on that. But something did you did get jacked off in a strip club, right? So, yeah, yeah, well, that'll save your rotator cuff a little bit sure will. So maybe it was it was a 25 bucks? I didn't pay for it. Yeah, yeah, but but it was $25. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the street price. It's not Gary Bear. It's street price is usually 80 to 120, but for a hand job? For an age, yeah. Hold on, hold on. I'm not paying somebody to do something to myself that I can do better. Hey, hey, how dare you say that about my Cuban princess? That's right. Was she Cuban? Of course. She's beautiful. Proud of you. I doubt any of that's true. So what's the show? What were you tackling? You think I'm lying, Dan? Well, hey, tomorrow it'll air. Tomorrow the air street guns are episode two. Oh, no, there's some of it in the segment right now. Oh, you did. Great. Yeah. What was the topic this week? I can't just call me a liar. Find out now. Trust the Wall Street Journal, but not me. I don't. Gary, I trust you. I don't want to die in democracy in the dark. Whatever the fuck they do over there. Yeah, I don't even shit about them. You could not have possibly fucked that up worse. Don't care. Don't care about any of it. Yeah, well, mainstream media sucks my dick. It's street guns or nothing. Blake Smith gave us five bucks for no apparent reason because I forgot to put text in there. Craigers, Craig Daleski, 100 bucks for Joel's nice rack and for the bidet gal back there. Look at that. It is her birthday. We're going to bring her up at the end of the show. Garber, what was your topic out on these streets this week? So this segment is the second part of the segment from like this is episode two. We're caught up. It's Trump assassination stuff, a cross-dressing homeless person. Sure. Through a bomb at my car. Yep. He went to the strip club. Yeah. Yeah. And then we went to another strip club, but that's what's all whole. It's it's all own thing. Dude, sorry. I'm on like thousands of milligrams of medicine right now. Sure, Garber. So you're back on the juice. That's my favorite Garber. You know that. No, I'm back on the sauce, baby. Would they give you oxies? No, it is. I'm sober. All right. Roll the clip, boys. Let's see the even Dan throwing the headphones off. Roll the clip. What if any of this isn't real, Joel? Show me this, baby. Today, they said that we're covered in the door. Just got to tell the guy that my step up. I feel refreshed when he got on six feet. You know what I mean? What do you think about the Trump assassination attempt? No, you're what? Hell no. I'm fucking funny. I don't know shit. Do you think that Hillary Clinton tried to kill Trump? Yeah, she did. And she missed like a dumb ass bitch. That was fucking insane. Then by the pills, guys, they down there popped in the gas. Who do you think's behind it? It could be a street news. It could be a army soldier. Dude, no comment. I don't think I'm gonna be out there. I think he's on stage. Dude, we're down here way too. Everybody's hammered. Who's the greatest assassin of all time? CIA? Hey, Joel. It is. It's crazy how dumb this country is. And that's coming from you, Gary. Like you're saying that to other people how dumb this country is. Ross, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? I got a I have a 139 IQ. You sure do? You sure do? Is that a higher? I just fried my brain on drugs. You're wasted right now. Wasted. No, I'm fine, man. What's up? Ask me some questions. No, it's fine. So tomorrow is time to show air. What's time to street gonzo air to me? We put it out at three last time. I think we're going to do five today or tomorrow tomorrow. There it is. Holy shit. Yeah, man. Am I right? What the fuck? Man, fuck you guys. I did a good job, dude. You did, Gary Bear. You did. Next Friday, we're going to have the Palazzio strip club video, which I ran into one of my former loves in my life. And it's actually it's kind of sad. Yeah, I watched it. I couldn't believe it's actually on film to be honest with you. Yeah, yeah. It brought up some some old memories, man. Yeah, she's beautiful. She's she's better off without me, honestly. She's an attractive boy. Wow, she's still working in the strip club. So who knows? I'm better off without her, really, if you think. Yeah, I can't do. Yeah. What do you think? Delko? Yeah. Yeah. Delko seal of approval. And then after that, we went to, um, I thought I'd be fine to put on some fake prosthetic breasts and go to black Comic Con and just talk to black people. Yeah, then what she's always fun. So I say, what's common here is there? No, she's not black. That's that's the Indian convention, selling curative. Wow. Kids shitting in the street. Oh my god. That seems like putting a hat on a hat, doesn't it? Sure does. And then after that, I'm going to go investigate the serial killer here in Austin with your wife. Yes. Also, I'm gonna drop this off a table. We're gonna, man, Joel, we're going to start doing it like a late night, midnight public access style show in that back room back there. I'm going to make that in my office. If that's cool with you guys. Yes. Soon it is. Yeah. And you're on the payroll now, Gabriel. You're on the payroll. Yeah. Um, Hey, Joe, we're going to eat anything else? Nah, it's all good. Don't worry about it, Joe. He's all good. Proud of you, Gabriel. Gary Faust, tune in to street gonzo tomorrow. We'll get to our title sponsor, the show, go to spit.com forward slash drink, Ambrose, 50% off every single item in the entire store. Mattress sheets, pillows, adjustable bases, weighted blankets, mattresses for RVs, massage toppers. You name it. It's all 50% off. And it's all made in the good old U.S. of a they got your back to it. It's fucking hard out there right now. All right, grocery bills are through the roof gases through the goddamn roof. Ghost beds helping you out. They realize it's a shitty administration. Okay, we got to get them out of there in November until then the deal will probably go on. So you're going to get 50% off everything. Just type in the promo code drinking bros that check out underneath that. You'll check a box. 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I swear to God, I haven't. So there's a real, there's a real thing. It's real from one side. Yeah. From, from the Maduro side, he thinks it's real. Elon Musk is like, he's got a job. He's working, doing stuff. And he just like flips open Twitter and every now and again, he's like, Maduro's fucking gay. And then just, then just leaves his phone for 12 hours and Maduro loses his shit. It's one of the best trolls of all time, actually. So what I had heard and maybe I'm incorrect in this was that Maduro was pissed off that Twitter was showing all the, the civil unrest after the election down there. And, uh, and he didn't want it to be operational or something. I don't know about all that. Yeah, I just know that he and, I know that he and, uh, and Musk had been going back and forth on Twitter going back into two agreements to fight because this started with, uh, Zuck back in the day. Remember, he wanted to fight Zuck and then it turns out Zuck was actually doing like some Jiu Jitsu and MMA shit. And then, uh, he didn't want to do that anymore. Here's the Bob. You can find that. I think the video might be in that link. If you want to find the video of Maduro losing his shit, but he says this is the translation obviously because he speaks Mexican or whatever. Uh, he says, Elon Musk, you are desperate. You went off the rails, control yourself or you will fail just like these right wing led all American politicians. Elon Musk, whoever messes with me dries up, whoever messes with Venezuela dries up, Elon Musk, he says the name a lot. Uh, you want to fight? Let's have habit. Elon Musk. I am ready. I am the son of Bolivar and Chavez. I am not afraid of you. Elon Musk, again, he says the name. Let's go at it. Whatever you want. As we say in Caracas in the neighborhoods. If you want it, I want it. Elon Musk, just say where and Musk just the, all he said was I accept. That's awesome. Yeah. And this is, this is Maduro. This is what he looks like. Then later, he says, I will, he will check it out. Holy shit. Yeah, it's really funny. I think, dude, it's starting to feel like America's back a little bit, isn't it? Yeah. So this is the, the press conference part, but there's also, I don't know if there's a, uh, if you can find the video, it's not, it's not going to be in that thread, obviously. Look in the link. That is the video, definitely. Let me look again. Because there's a, there's one on, uh, where he's like rallying his soldiers in a little group, just talk to fucking, we're going to get Elon Musk, which is an insane, it's insane that he's even doing that. Yeah. It's, it's, it's crazy that a guy who's like, Elon Musk is a powerful dude in a lot of ways, but he's an internet troll in this capacity, these operating end right here, right? Yeah. And it's insane that the, the leader, I mean, even Trump doesn't fall bait to this shit. Yeah. This is, uh, it's very odd. And I don't really understand it. I love it, but I'm shocked that we're here. I mean, you had a guy pay for Twitter. What was it? $54 billion? Was that right? And then this is what he does with it, which is hilarious and awesome. Also big fan that he just killed off like 75% of the company. And the website works the exact same and it's always worked. That's incredible to me. Uh, but now he's picking fights with presidents who aren't really presidents of country who are rigging their own elections and everything else. Like, holy shit, what's next at this point? Um, I mean, they're about to have a civil war. So is that real? Oh, yeah. Okay. I mean, they should obviously. Yeah. Here, Bob, it's, I've, I found it in two seconds, just put in Maduro and Musk and, and it's. And then it's right there. It's like the second one down. I guess it depends on your algorithm. Yes. They're right there. This is fucking the, this is the president of a country talking to his fucking troops about how we're going to get Elon Musk. Like, yeah, he literally says we have to keep Elon Musk out at all costs and part of it, part of it also started when somebody posted on Twitter that there was a $15 million bounty from the DEA for Maduro. Is that true? Yeah. Yeah. And Musk was like, I'll bring him back on a donkey. So I think that's what said it all. Oh, got you. He says, I'm coming for your Maduro rocket ship bomb and then I will carry you to get Mo on a donkey. But the, the community knows that there's no mention of Elon Musk in this particular video. So it must have been something they're just using this as background video, I guess. But in the, he did that one, the other one that Bob had up that fucking other, if you scroll down, you'll see it. Yeah, it's right there. What it's time to be alive. You can just play this and you can read the fucking captions, whoever messes with me dries up who ever messes with them as well as dries up Elon Musk. You want to fight let's have it Elon Musk. I'm ready. It's so fun. A son of a Bolivar and a Chavez. I'm not afraid to fight you. Let's go at it. Wherever you want. As we say in Caracas in the neighborhoods, if you want it, I want it Elon Musk. That sounds kind of gay. It does. That sounds like two gay dudes who were meeting for the first time kind of figuring out who's going to go first. All right. Yeah. He says Elon Musk literally 30 times in this video. Yeah. Which is only good for Elon Musk. Somebody called Gary Gay. Where is it? Gary and Dieter. I don't know who Dieter is. No idea. Albert Boucher says Gary and Dieter are gay lords. Probably. Whoever Dieter is, whomever Dieter is is probably gay. I would imagine. Whomever? Yeah. When it's a subject to the subject. However, it's whom. Dixie Wreck gave us $19.99. Yeah. And I don't see a comment associated with that. So I'm not sure why. No need. It could just be for Gary's bail phone. Or it could be for gambling. With mybookie.com from a good drinking bros doubles at first deposit all the way up to $1,000. Bob, can we bet on the dude fighter who's fighting the chicks in the Olympics. I want to bet on Musk versus Maduro. I want to bet on that. I want to bet on the dude fighter. I want to do all the things on the Olympics. Bet on the Olympics. I don't know. I had a listener hit me up and seriously asked me if they could bet on the dude who's fighting chicks in the Olympics. And I don't know. I think they might have taken it off the board, to be honest with you. It's a Vegas term and I'm not sure what I do know is you can bet on tonight's Hall of Fame game NFL is back tonight. Let's go dude. I took. So here's my bet for tonight. Yes, it's disgusting. And I bet on preseason. I don't care. I'm just happy the football is back and I want to watch it. I want to feel alive again inside for the first time I'll summer because golf is sucked ass. So 32 and a half is the over under tonight. I always take the under on the preseason game every single year. It's like Army Navy. It never lets me down. You're probably looking at a 10 to 7 13 to 6 games, something like that. Let's go dude. Football's back NFL is back. You can also bet on the regular season college football odds are all up as well as week one week two odds. So if you want to bet on week one, it's up. You can pick the Heisman Trophy winners, Super Bowl winners, everything on MyBookkey.com, including all the Olympics. Make sure to enter the promo code drinking bros to double that first deposit all the way up to $1,000. Get off the couch and get into the action today. MyBookkey.com. And also, if you're in the area around Champaign, Illinois, so anywhere around there, find us a fucking tailgate to hang out at or just come do a live show from the tail. We're going to do a live show no matter what, but find us whatever hit us, hit me up in the DMS, let me know where you are and all that bullshit. And then Atlanta, two days later on Saturday, Georgia Clemson game will be there as well. I don't know if we'll do a live show there or not, probably not. It depends on who it is. There's a couple guests that I'll hit you up about now. We'll see. I mean, it's going to be a long weekend. Atlanta got unlocked though. Atlanta, we're good. I don't know what that means. But Champaign, well, I'm from there. I mean, there's a million places we can shoot and film and all that other stuff. Champaign, I actually don't know anybody up there. Do you? No, I don't. I mean, the only person I know that lives in Chicago. Well, I know two people, Alex Witt from Battle Bars. Okay. Those protein bars that I brought in. I think Chicago's two hours away. And then Tim obviously lives. I think, but I think he's on the north side too. He was in farther. Oh, yeah. Tim Morris. Yeah. He's going to come down. August 29th. Join us. Thursday night game in Illinois. R.A.F. Seltzer is in the stadium. 16 ounces. Holy shit. And it's orange, dude. We got a brand new flavor. Next up, 9/11, Terris reach a plea deal. This is your boy, dude. Khalid Shaheek, Muhammad. Walid Muhammad, Salih, Mubarak, Bin, Attash, and Mustafa, Ahmad, Adam, Al Sahari. We're all awaiting trial in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, when it came to, they came to an agreement with the Covenant Authority. Good meaning. Is that what it is? Yep. That's gay. Rename it, dude. Rebrand. All right. For military commissions, Susan, you're going to give me that fucking name too. Escalier. The Department of Defense said the three defendants are accused of providing training, financial support, and other assistance to the 19 terrorists who hijacked passenger jets and crashed them into the World Trade Center in New York City, the Pentagon said. So with this, because I've been thinking about this, I'm glad they didn't get to death penalty. Why? Ride that out in fucking Guantanamo Bay. No. No. If you're not going to let the families themselves who were affected by 9/11, kill them in an however fashion or form they want to, then yeah, being spending the rest of your life down there would be fucking awful. No, it's not how this works. What do you mean? It's not about punishing the person. It's about establishing dominance, right? So think about Roman culture. Caesar would go fight their goals for a while. He would capture the gall cane, come back to the triumph through the city. He would keep the the king imprisoned for some amount of time until he got the triumph, but the triumph ends with the public execution of the king to show that that lineage, that that organization, whatever it is, is wiped off the face of the earth. That's what you do. The number one rule of war is that you kill your fucking enemy. This guy should have been dragged out. No trial. What the fuck are we talking about? A trial. Yep. Kim, he's he's not a god day of American citizen. Fuck this piece of shit. What was it? How do they catch them? I don't know. He was caught in 2003. I don't remember the story a long time ago, but he should have been publicly executed in America. They should have brought him to America, right? And right on the fucking White House lawn, cut his goddamn head off. That's how it should have been done. But if you're but if you're not going to put him in a glass box, parade him through the streets for a little while after you beat the fuck out of him for six or seven straight weeks, parade him through the streets. And then when you get to the end, you pull into Pennsylvania Avenue, you drag him out in the middle lawn and like chainsaw his head off of his body. Like fuck these people. They have to die. So everything you said, I love, but we didn't do that. So now I think, because I've had this conversation, Bob, was it you that I was talking about this? I think what's worse would would having to spend the rest of your life in some shit hole jail. Like if somebody killed a relative or something of mine, I think life in some shitty disgusting hell hole jail would be worse. But killing him is instant. It's it's not about exacting punishment on the guy. That's not the fucking point. If that was the point, we get this torture every day, but they're not going to do that either. You don't think they're torturing them every day? No, I don't. You you talk to some dudes that have worked at Get Mobile 4 and listen to them tell you how good those dudes have it down there. Really? Yes. It's fucking pathetic. And it's a slap in the face to everyone who lost someone, the people who actually died, the fucking troops that had to deploy because of all this bullshit and just America in general. I mean, this is fucked. This is this is the most pathetic shit I've ever seen in my life. But it but it is typical for Biden, Harris, Obama, give money back to Iran, release fucking hostage, release prisoners, release war criminals and fucking mass murders for journalists and stupid shit like that. Remember all the goddamn terrorists that Obama released? Yeah, like that whole deal. Yeah, I mean, it's like this is exactly what they do. It's fucking crazy. And the other part of this is back to what I was saying before, we are the rule the number one rule of war is to kill your enemy. We are at war with Islam. Make no fucking mistake about that shit. And it isn't just us. It's all the UK. It's most of Europe, actually, right? All right, war with Islam. And it is time for a new crusade. Absolutely time for a new crusade. Get these fucking people out of our goddamn country. Get them out now. Anybody who doesn't want to assimilate into American culture, anybody who wants to bring their jihad, Joe bullshit over a year, even talks about it, support in Palestine, all that shit, get the fuck out, right? By force if necessary. We are in a fucking war with these people. What the fuck are we goddamn doing? Look, I understand it, but the legal process. Fuck the legal prize. There's no legal. There's no legal process. That doesn't make any sense. They're not American citizens. They weren't in our country. They plan to fucking terrorist attack from another place. It's a declaration of war, but kill them. Some lawyers made this fucking deal with someone. Who was that? Who is the you corrected me on it earlier? Who the fuck is the convening authority? It's just a military tribunal. It's like the Department of Justice for the military. So for laymen terms, and we'll just go dumb, dumb shit here. Is it the Tom Cruise movie? Is that what it is? A few good men? A few good men? Is it like that? No, because that guy, those, the people being charged there were fucking Marines. Not in the people being charged, but the lawyers. Do you go and sit in a courtroom like that? They can have a jag lawyer. Yeah, they can have jag lawyers or they can have their own lawyers. Okay, so do these guys get representation and then does the military have to go against them? And then if so, why not look the other way like they did with Trump with the assassination attempt and then just kill them in jail? I don't know. I don't know, honestly. I think it's because our government's full of fucking cowards. People that would, they're more afraid of bad press than they are of a literal terrorist attack. Because a terrorist attack, we're like, oh, that was tragic and they can monopolize on it. They can get reelected on it. They can raise money on it. They can expand the fucking government on it. But to do what's actually necessary and execute these fucking people for the whole world to see, they don't have the fucking balls for that. And that's why they shouldn't be in any of these leadership positions. And it's why our fucking empire is crumbling right now. So serious question, would you have to change the rule of law then to kill these people? We're America. Look, I know. They're not American citizens. At worst case, you might be dealing with some international law. I would, I'm not even kidding. If I was president, I would fucking whip my dick and balls out and be like, you can suck all of this stuff. If you have a problem with what I'm doing here, or you can send your fucking military over here and we'll see how that works out for you. Fuck all of you. We don't need you. I'm with you on this. But there is a legal fucking process. No, there's not there was there is no such thing as an end like the I triple C, the international criminal court is nothing. It has no authority, no jurisdiction. Fuck that shit. We have the fucking best military in the world. That's it. I agree. Come fucking stop me from doing what I want to fucking do. But there is a convening authority of military commissions. Why does that exist? Because people are fucking cowards. That's why. Okay. Well, you were you were in the military. What does this do? Like, what do they do? They try to prosecute fucking terrorists. But that is a completely unnecessary thing. Kill terrorists. Yeah, like you put them in a fucking dark hole somewhere and peel skin off of their body until they tell you everything they know and you cut their fucking head off. The end. God damn it. I wish that's how it worked. It is how it works. If you get rid of this, if you have actual testicles, that's how it works. I get rid of this convening authority of military commissions then like get it get it get it out of there. I'm 100% with you on that one. Yes, like get that out of there. What does Clooney's wife do is because she was doing something with fucking terrorists. What's that? I thought she was with doctors without borders or some shit. No, Bob, pull it up. She was working on something for war crimes. Look at it. Real quick. Yeah. Come charge me with fucking war crimes in my own country. Come send some little fucking gay lord enter poll dude over here to start some or Hague dude to start some shit with me. I will fuck that dude up. I'll fuck him in the streets in front of his goddamn family. I'll make him watch on fucking FaceTime while I do it. I think you. I think it was Israel, Bob. She was a plaintiff's counsel against some terrorist ex-wife, a German-born Islamic State member for her role in crimes against humanity war crimes and membership in a foreign terrorist organization. So yeah, she did stuff like that. Yeah. So why does that exist? She was a prosecutor or Clooney served on an advisory panel that reviewed prosecutor of the international criminal courts investigation into potential war crimes. So in that regard, I'm with you, but then why do these fucking jobs exist? Because we're soft and that's why our empire is crumbling. Now we'll get back there for sure. There will be a critical point of no return when there's too many of these assholes running around doing stupid shit and we there's no more time left for understanding. It's an it's a truly existential threat and we just have to start fucking murdering people and I'm all for it. Believe me, I've been waiting for this my whole goddamn life, but most people aren't. So I'd like to prevent it by taking the worst of the worst and cutting their fucking heads off right now. So what I said a long time ago in this show, I think you get all the victims families together with 9/11 and then let them decide on their own how they want to kill these people. I think you set them down in front and in NORAD in Colorado and just fucking be like, "Hey, which one of these targets you want to hit?" And it's Riyadh right? That's a good one. Tehran, let's start there too. Nuke all these fucking places. Wipe these people to fuck out. Let's do it. I agree. I never want to go there anyway. You can easily make the point that America butts itself into too many other people's business as well and that's fine. That's true actually. It's true and we've created quite a bit of damage globally because of that stupid bullshit. But in the end, it's us versus them and I will wipe you out right? Like this whole field of fucking you care more about blah blah blah and you care more about 300 hostages than 30,000 civilians. Let me be very clear Palestine, this place that doesn't exist. If it were one of my people, I would kill you all and sleep like a fucking baby at night. Please understand that. I'm tired of dealing with this fucking bullshit. Next up, Ohio purges illegals from voter rolls. Remember that thing they said that never happens? Well, shit. It happens yet again. Ohio Secretary of State Frank LaRose is moving to purge hundreds of non citizens currently registered to vote after an election year audit revealed flaws in state voter rolls. The audit uncovered 499 individuals who are registered to vote but were not US citizens. The removals announced Thursday include individuals who confirmed their non citizen status to the Ohio Bureau of Motor Vehicles. That data was then paired with a federal systematic alien verification for entitlements, the saved database, which also confirmed them to be non citizens as well. These individuals failed to respond to notices from the Secretary of State's office asking that they either confirm their citizenship status or cancel their registration. LaRose's office said in a statement, officials clarified that any individuals losing the registration as a result of Thursday's action may submit a provisional ballot which will be counted upon proof of citizenship. Now, I've seen some videos of this. Was this the one from Ohio? Those videos that are no, the video that's circulating right now, I believe is from Georgia. Oh, in Atlanta. Yeah, yeah. So, but let's be clear. So 500 individuals so far, TBD on whether they'll find more. That's not the important part. The important part is that right now states across the country are building and protections against this, whether it is the legislature voting to require citizenship identification or voter ID in general, which is a good one, or this process as well, which is eventually going to turn into requiring proof of citizenship before you vote. That's the important part is to insulate us from this moving forward, because it's going to be a problem. 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Because if you don't, a criminal is going to do it. Yes. That's true. Is that happening a lot? Because you're on that neighborhood watch. Is that what they're doing? I'm not on a neighborhood watch. Dan, you are. No, I'm on a, I'm on Next Door, which is a fucking website that you can sign in to your own neighborhood and see what's going on, but I'm not, I don't watch nothing. Who updates that? It's like a Facebook board or something. Okay. Anybody can post on it. Oh, gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. There are moderators because I've seen people get booted for being constable. But not me. I'm perfectly polite on there. Are you really? No. Oh, it's going to say. No, I'm like so sarcastic that it's hard to read. All right. Because it's, it's mostly older women complaining about weird shit. And I'm just like, and I'll just say something horrible to them. Yeah. Any pineapple emojis in there? I haven't noticed any of that. Keep an eye out. Yeah. And keep an eye out for these non-citizens voting here. Look, this is one thing that I actually agree with from Kamala Harris. She wanted paper ballots. And then everybody should vote on paper ballots. And that's the safest, most secure way of voting that she said in that video. And actually Kamala, I agree with you. This is one time where, you know, Republican and Democrat can agree here. Do it like this, though. That's how the kids do it now. Touching dicks. Touching tips. Yeah. Are they touching tips, dude? I think that's what it is. I thought it was like little shooter guns, little finger guns. Delco, do you know what this is with the... on the interwebs? Delco. Is he even listening to the show? Is he alive? Yeah, he doesn't know it is. I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Touching tips, dude? Kids, like younger people on the Internet when they're talking about like dating somebody or some shit, they do this. Yeah, they're doing this. It's that emoji like this. I don't know what it means. Touching dicks. Does any Bob, can you look into it? I'm not young enough. Is it docking? People are doing it in the goddamn chat right now. Yeah, they're doing the chat. Are they docking? Is that what they're doing? Like, why wouldn't you do it like this? They're playing in paper football. Like, hey, do you want to date? I'm going to start trying that. But maybe just walk into a girl in public. Like, hey, you're, I really like the cut of your jib there, honey. You want to do that? Oh, yeah. But I don't think there's one of those emojis. It means shy or nervous. Oh, this does. Yeah. And it looks like you're playing in paper football. I don't like that at all. It's more like twiddling like you're more like this. It's kind of like, here's the acted out version. It's like you're like. Thank you, Bob. Oh, you're. Oh, okay. Oh, I see. Okay. You're kind of E.T. in a little bit. Thank you for contextualizing that for me. Yeah, you're kind of E.T. in where you're nervous to touch the alien's finger. Yeah. Because you don't know what the light's going to do to your body. But you touch it anyways. All right. It's cancer. Do you think, well, it probably is cancer. Do you think E.T. got nervous around like Magic Johnson? Because is that a two way street or what happens there? Not sure. Did E.T. have AIDS? No, but he could have, right, if Magic Johnson had been evolved. Well, there was that scene where he was in the plastic tube when it was all white for a little bit. And I was like, is that AIDS? Well, then there's, um, then there's John Coffey, right? Oh, yeah. Like from the green mile. Shake my hair, balls. Like what's he got? Did he like suck the poison out of people? What was it? Yeah, he was sucking bees out of people's souls. He sucked like a cancer. Yeah, kind of like, yeah, he did suck cancer out of people. Well, was he like, he was using his mouth to suck it? Yes. Again, Magic Johnson, was he sucked his dick? I don't think Magic was gay. No. That's not a gay act if you're trying to save somebody's life. I didn't say he was sucking dick. No, no, no, no. I'm talking about would John Coffey to cure his AIDS have to suck his dick? Oh, he's got to suck the AIDS out of his dick. Out of his dick. Yeah. Or his ass. It's one of the two. What would you choose? If you had to eat a man's ass or suck his dick, what would you choose? He did his ass. Fuck that. What? There's shit down there. I don't want the fucking semen in my mouth. I don't want any of it in my mouth. But if I had to choose and see him in... Oh, you got it. Gun to head. Hey. That's an insane thing. Gun to head. We're just talking like any man off the street too, like a man ass? A homeless man. Because one thing... You didn't say a homeless man. Well, no one said a homeless man. Does it matter? Does it matter? Yes. Magic Johnson is rich. No man... No. It's not. It's rich too. You don't want to eat that asshole? Yeah. No man's ass is okay to me. Guy Fieri's is going to taste like trash can nachos dude. Yes. Rather than sucking his dick, I would eat the trash can nacho ass. It's just trash can. It's just trash can. It's hot garbage. It's guacamole. It's a little bit of guac. I agree dude. There's going to be green colored stuff down there, but I'm just telling you you're not going to like eat that. I'm going that over sucking a homeless man's dick. I take a dick all day over eating ass. There's not even a question. And then you're going to smell that whatever was in that fucking area for the day. Jesus Christ. I was sweating when I walked in here. It was 11 a.m. It was a 118. A random man's asshole. Charles Ford gave us ten bucks. No, a rich man's asshole is what I said dude. Charles Ford five bucks. Did you hear about trends from Mr. Beast group getting called out for being a child groomer? Yes. Yes we did. That's exactly what he is. He'll be gone. He'll be gone. White Kevin says can bets be placed on special Olympics as well? Actually, there's... Yes. You can look that up. I don't know where it is now. It is now legal to bet on the special Olympics. We covered that story on fake news and we actually looked it up on my bookie and it was listed and at the last second they pulled it. There was some other sites that ended up doing it. It wasn't ours. It's not illegal. It's just a kind of a bad look. So people aren't necessarily doing it. It's not great. But maybe call your bookie. Josh Metcalf Ross is beautiful. Love you. And then he also says we don't follow the international court. Correct. Okey. At least we didn't, dude. We don't. I think it's all fucking stupid. We don't. I think it's all stupid. One shot Okey. Can you make a DB crusader shirt? That sounds like a really good idea. I think I'll get on that tonight. And then Metcalf also says who doesn't like touching tips. I don't see the point in it. To be honest. I just don't. What's the utility of doing that? I don't think I could stay hard and touch another man's hard penis with my penis. What if it was a hot trans? Like you get to stay at titties and then you can just touch a dick. So here's the thing. You have to be out maybe like a dimmer from above like one of the top lamps. So you're just kind of seeing the tits. And then I would have to be hard and then the light switch would come on, but oh fuck I'm shocked. That was a test and you fucking failed, bud. No, because that's all gay. Everything you said is gay. It's not gay. It's gay. I'm walking through the possibilities of what would have to happen. And that's kind of the whole breakdown. Yeah. Break down. Break down your fucking heterosexualities. What happened? Not at all. If you're interested in listening to this. Yeah. Wait, what? What's a stronger hug? It's like I don't like this stronger hug. Little bit dude. Just with the top. A stone hug? No. Just press it into like fucking sheet rock and see who can break through. You don't have to touch each other's dicks. Hey. Touch that hug. Whoa. What a trap hug. We went with it. We just went on like a 25 minute tangent. I think you're just afraid, you know. You would lose. Dan's afraid. Dan's afraid he would lose. No, definitely not. Definitely not. No, definitely not. And a cock wrestling match? And any wrestling match. Oh. I'm afraid to wrestle another man with your own cock. No. Okay. Just don't see the purpose. There's a listener back there. Step on up. That guy is six seven back there. You pull Troon. What'd you call? What'd you say? I said do it. You pull Troon. Oh, shit. That's one. What does that mean? Super coward. Oh, okay. Cool. That's nice. I like that. I've been calling people Dothard a lot recently because Dothard means like an old feeble and competent man. Really? Yeah. So like, you know, the president. Yeah, of course. It's like Dothard. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. That's true. But if you are going to touch another, if you're going to touch another man's penis or whatever, and then you feel guilty about it, you're in your heart, having a hard time getting to sleep. Go to Doc Parsley.com. I'm sure he's going to love that. I'm sure Kirk is going to love. He's a fucking Navy SEAL. He loves it. Come on. Doc Parsley.com. Use the code DB to get the best sleep of your life with sleep remedy developed by military veteran friend of the show. Kirk Parsley was here a few months ago veteran owned America First Company originally formulated for Navy SEALs who were suffering from poor performance due to harmful sleep meds, improved recovery and performance via improving sleep quality. It's all safe, natural ingredients that work with your body to help enhance sleep quality. Somebody stole my fucking jar up here. I usually shake the little jar around, but it's gone. Somebody's got problems sleeping in the studio. Probably fucking Joel or Gary Bear to be honest with you. Gary needs something. Gary needs something. He's hyped up on fucking methamphetamine. Yeah. Jesus Christ. He probably took him. That's funny. These are all safe and natural ingredients that work with your body to help enhance sleep quality. Sign them themselves, design them themselves, they're great, go to Doc Parsley.com and use the code DB to get the best sleep of your life with sleep remedy developed by military veteran and friend of the show, Kirk Parsley. We love you, Kirk. I'm sorry about the tip to tip thing, okay? But nervous or shy is what that really means. I don't like that at all. I don't like that at all. Or maybe I do. I guess because I got kids, at least I know it's fucking innocent and they're not docking together, I guess Christ who knows. Next up, you want to get beat by a man? No, no, no. I'll go to the Olympics. If you want to beat a woman, if you want to beat, well, same thing. Go to the Olympics. Go to the Olympics. If you want to beat a woman, go to the Olympics. A boxer deemed a biological male today, one against an Italian woman in one of the most controversial Olympic bouts ever, the fight between Italy, wait, wait, wait, wait, that's a really odd way to say that. A boxer deemed a biological male, deemed, what, what, a fucking DNA test? Yeah, they did a DNA test. Yeah, I know they did. No, they didn't. That's not how you would say that. They did not do a DNA test. Well, somebody has before, because this person had to petition the Olympic Committee to get into the Olympics, right? The test was for increased levels of testosterone. Then the president of the IBC or IBA. IOC. No, no, no. IOC is the Olympic. IBA is the boxing one. This is in '23. The president of IBA came out and said this test proves they're a man. They never released the results of the test. They actually never released the results of the test. And it was one test with testosterone. She's been raised a woman the entire time in Algeria, where it's illegal to be transgender. It seems like it's that runner situation where she was just born with eight dudes worth of testosterone. I'll pull her up real quick. It's something that's just been cheating in January. Or it's just cheating. Or the more logical conclusion, it's a dude. Yeah. Because everything about this is a dude. The facial structure, the fucking hips, the muscle, it's a dude. There's a lot of women that have strong male features like that. This is this one. This is like, this is the chick I was talking about, like two mid-2000s comedy. Dude. Even dodgeball. Like remember the girl, the Middle Eastern or like the kind of like Eastern European? It's very manly. Yeah, I know her. Yeah. That's a dude. I know. And so is this. Yeah. That's a chick. That's proven to be a woman. That's not a transgender person. Brittany Griner. Kind of similar. Brittany Griner is on hormones. Either way, I'm telling you, there's not been a test that's proven she's a man. The IBA person came out and was like, yeah, this proves she's a dude and then never released the results of the test. Either way, I just want proof. Not just like trust me. Yeah. I'm against it. I'm just swimming against Riley Gaines, but like I'm not seeing enough here. If there's enough questions that everybody's questioning about it, guys, people are yelling on Twitter. The box is also nine and five career. I mean, but if there's enough questions, guys, just go ahead and get them out because you don't know. I don't know. Why let it continue? You can say that about like Kayla Harrison. She has strong male features. Who? Who? The best female fighter in the world right now. Don't know who that is. She's in the UFC. I don't know who that is. She also won a gold medal for America in judo. So Bob, I'm going to send you this pick here of this dude and pull him up and then we'll see what the audience thinks here. This is clearly a woman. Right. But I'm saying she does have a strong female. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. I mean, that looks like a woman. It's like Holly. She got the same phases. Holly home. Yeah. Not different now. Pull up the pick. And then we'll just kind of take a look at a side by side here. So it's the one on the far left. Yeah. All I'm asking is just definitive proof. We haven't gotten that. Right. But if you need it, why let him in? If there's any doubt there is any doubt whatsoever, why let him box? There's no doubt. I mean, this require a fucking DNA test. Yes. Easy enough. Why not? And so did they not do that? No one's ever given. IOC didn't... No, not the IOC or the IBA. Everyone's saying that she's approving a man. It's like a lot as a literal lie. Like that's not... There's not proof. Okay. Well, that's a dude. Yeah. That's a dude. And I would ask. I mean, look, if we're here, which we are... I agree. Test. Test. I don't give a fuck. When they're arguing with you, it's just like there's nothing out there that is actually depending. But as I'm saying, if there is this many questions with this dude, let's have a test and then see what happens. What's the harm in it, I guess? Same with voter ID. What's the harm in showing your identification? Take a fucking DNA test. I agree with voter ID too. No. Do it. But like, just do it. Well, the harm is that it doesn't like... That's not what they're trying to do here. They're trying to... They're trying to... This is female erasure is what's happening here. That's what I feel. Right. Yes. And it isn't just... In this instance, it's the Riley Gain situation. It's many, many others, right? And just... Title IX. They just changed the rules to Title IX. Yeah, yeah. Just to be clear, if you're a man and you plan on voting for Democrats and you have daughters, just know that you're voting for the party that wants to put grown men, weirdos, fucking the dress like women in bathrooms with your kids, with your female children alone, sometimes, I guess, to put men in competition against your teenage and adult daughters. People butcher Title IX just this week, completely rewrote Title IX. We wrote Title IX, but to identify us by the way. To change the definition of a fucking woman and have begun the process of erasure of women in the same way that they gone after masculinity over the last 20 or 30 years. It's the same goddamn bullshit that is trying to blur the lines between these things for some fucking reason. In the 1990s, people with different political opinions and parties, that was fine, right? Somebody supported Bush or Clinton or... Yeah, there's differences, you're going to have your preference, that's fine. But if you're a Democratic voter in 2024, with what they're trying to do to women right now, if you're voting for these people, you are a piece of shit. Yeah, man, all this is crazy, and I just don't understand why, and if I'm, let's say this is a woman, if I'm her, and I'll say that for the sake of arguments, that it is the first one in line to take that test, yes, that's it, and I'll do it tomorrow. I would say, hey, dude, I don't want the negative heat, also in Algeria, wouldn't they just chuck him or her off the fucking roof after they got back from the Olympics anyways? I would want that DNA test to say, hey, guys, don't fucking kill me after I win the gold level. Some of these countries will cut your head off for having an own goal in the goddamn Olympics or the World Cup, like I can only imagine if it becomes a thing that everybody in the world thinks that this is a dude and it's not, then Algerians to Bob's point from before will absolutely fucking kill her, or him, or whatever the fuck it is. She was raised as a, I was reading her Wikipedia picture, raised as a girl by her parents who were Muslim, and then all the laws are in there, it's obviously completely illegal to be that shit in Algeria. Well, a lot of things are technically illegal in Islam that don't get practiced, right? For example, Raping Little Boys, the Bachi Basi, Bachi Basi is a big thing for them. So I kind of think that this whole transgender bullshit in Islam kind of match up nicely, actually. How so? Well, again, they like having sex, little boys, you know, super gay. Yeah. And they hate women. And now you got both. The two biggest parts of this whole transgender movement is grooming kids and fucking hating women. It's like those are the two hallmarks of it. Why isn't Islam jumping on board? I don't get it. And if I'm, again, if I'm him or her, whoever this turns out to be, I take that fucking DNA test tomorrow, and I get it out into the, because now this is a massive story. And this is fucking everywhere today. And now everybody's going to be watching the future matches that are coming up because they advanced to the next fucking round. So I knock that out. I put it to bed. I do a fucking press conference tomorrow and say, Hey, here's my fucking samples. Go with Allah or whoever the fuck it is they believe in and wipe it clean, because otherwise this story is going to keep gaining momentum as the Olympics are going on. So the runner I was talking about, she won a couple gold medals earlier on, and then the rules were changed. And the Olympics were like, you have to take testosterone suppressors because you are basically on, you basically have like natural steroids, because of your weird sex development disorder you were born with. And what did they do there in that instance? She refused to take any suppressors and she's been suing the Olympics, I feel like she's still been allowed to compete in other stuff, like other world championships, but like dog sledding for running. Oh, okay. Cool. Dick off competition. Yeah. A little Doc off, but yeah, again, this story is going to gain momentum and traction. Everybody's going to be watching it. Everybody's locked into the Olympics. The ratings the other night were fucking gangbusters for the gymnastics, 45 million people watching. Now that this story has gained traction, I like I'm all in for this next fight because I want to see it. And if I'm him or her, take the fucking tests, do a press conference and get it over with. I think it's very likely that this dude's next opponent is going to fucking boycott the fight. And then the Olympics have a real situation on their hands. Do we have an American in this? I don't know, actually, usually what America produces pretty decent women boxers, but I haven't seen any. Yeah, the last I mean, like big Olympic women, women's champion was like Clarissa Shields. Okay. Yeah, because if so, then it would be interesting. Yeah, either way, everybody's going to be tuning into this, take a fucking test. Next up, remember those Jordanians, the two illegal Jordanian immigrants who are charged with trying to breach Marine Corbate and Quantico in May, posted thousands of dollars in bail and were allowed to leave federal custody, Hassan, you sif Hamdan, 32, and Mohammed. I hear dabbious, it doesn't fucking matter, it doesn't. It sure doesn't. I know he's 28 was released from immigration and customs, AKA ice detention, despite their immigration status, Hamdan had crossed into the country illegally in April in Davos had overstated student visa and his subject to removal proceedings, law enforcement sources told the post. They were arrested on May 3rd for trespassing onto the military installation and handed over to ICE officers because of their immigration statuses. It is still unknown why the men allegedly tried to get onto the base. The site is home to FBI Academy and FBI laboratory, as well as defense intelligence agency facility in several major US Marine Corps commands, including the unit that flies the Marine One presidential helicopter. I have a feeling you know a lot more about this story here. I know that they got released and for what reason do we know that and don't know man for real. They're both in the country illegally. One crossed the border at San Diego, so probably like Cal Exico area if I had to guess maybe in actual San Diego though as well I don't have the full details on that but the other guy was here on a student visa and overstayed. Both should be deported immediately. Not only were they not deported, but they tried, they broke onto a secure military installation where the defense intelligence agency, that's what DIA stands for, it's the CIA of the military. The FBI training center, all sorts of shit's there, right? They were, they lied and got onto the base. Don't know what they were doing, don't know if they were planning something or anything like that. I mean I can't, what fucking possible reason could two Jordanian illegal immigrants have to get onto that military base, right? They should be in fucking Gitmo right now. So I know that, I know that released on $15,000 and $10,000 bond respectively. The question that immediately pops in my mind is where the fuck did these two illegal immigrants get that kind of money to bond themselves out? Who paid for that, right? Two guys with no jobs to speak of, guys that have been in prison for some amount of time waiting on this to get adjudicated, right? They haven't been working somewhere accruing money. Somehow they collectively came up with $25,000 US dollars. And who do you call for that? I have no fucking clue. Probably your fucking terrorist cell handler, I would imagine. Who already lives here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably, yeah. Because that's the only way, right? Because if the money was coming in overseas, let's say it was from Jordan, wouldn't that get flagged to? Typically whenever I've gotten overseas transaction, it gets flagged for a number of days depending upon what it is. And then it's just like, all right, no, this money would have already been here. So yeah, both men posted bonds. They were released in early June. So they've been out and about for the last two months, just crew just hanging out. No ankle monitors. They don't have to leave the country. They just bonded out to got to illegal immigrants who, who Muslim illegal immigrants who snuck onto us military base, just bond is cruising around doing their thing, man. And the gaslight district and in San Diego, hanging a lot of federal law enforcement officials interviewed about this, said if it wasn't an act of terrorism, why are the government officials releasing the exact details of this? What was the intent of their incursion? Federal prosecutors actually supported their release and the conditions are this. They just can't go on to any government facility anymore. That's it? That's what they told them, bonded them out. That's at the end. They were issued citations for trespassing and the end. Great. Yep. So if we're keeping score here, if you're a white Republican trespassing at the Capitol, 20 years in prison, if you're an illegal immigrant Muslim and you trespass on a secure military installation, citation. Yeah. Pretty fun. Yeah. Pretty fun. This grandma was actually here. She was here. She was looking at a year in prison. Yeah. Yeah. You know why, by the way, like this is, this is just, they don't want to fucking get bad headlines that are going to upset the Michigan or Minnesota people. When I say people, I mean, some mullions. Right. That's all this is. They don't want to come down hard on any Muslims right now because it's a bad luck for them in the election in November. Well, so is immigration because the borders are, is now running for president. So I heard she wasn't even the borders are. I, I heard differently. Are you sure? That's what I heard. Okay. Cause I, it seems like I've heard it maybe, I don't know, a hundred, two hundred times as she was. The borders are, I don't think the borders are once this either and the media sure is fucked. Doesn't want it. Everything's being erased. Um, all these fucking news stories, this, if you didn't write this fucking story in this, I've never, I would never heard about it. I don't even know where the fuck you found this in the post. Like, that's it. The New York Post will maybe write about this shit that is someone on the conservative side, but I don't know another news outlet that, that would. What's the one with her democracy dies in the dark? That's Washington Post. Okay. Cause they wouldn't do that. Holly, they wouldn't, okay. So the democracy, it's the dark. When you turn off the lights and it's dark, then democracy dies and it's all about democracy because if we die and it's too dark, then democracy can't democratize. And that's what Kamala Harris said. So that's fun. Uh, next up PayPal co-founder endorses Trump and, uh, and hates Kamala Harris here. Uh, David Marcus co-founder of PayPal, I'm sure he's bros with, uh, Elon then, right? Didn't Elon help creates PayPal as well? Yeah, but I don't know. I mean, Elon and Teal don't exactly have the best relationship now. I think that all those guys kind of just went their own way. Yeah. There was some contention on the way out the door. I'm sure there was, uh, we'll be voting repubed for the first time in his life this November. When Trump entered the election in 2016, he was approached, uh, so fundraiser for the DNC, he and others raised over a hundred million dollars for them. Uh, and what he saw over the next few years change things forever. He said after the experience, he noticed for the most part, Republicans cared more deeply about their constituents while Democrats, uh, in my experience, cared more about government power and control. He continued to say, I do take offense at the censorship machine put in place to hide the origin of the virus from the NIH funded Wuhan lab and, uh, all dissenting voices on vaccinations and lockdowns. At that time, I fully appreciated why Republicans value freedom of speech and preventing censorship. Uh, more. He says on foreign policy, the administration, uh, exacerbating tensions with Russia through an aggressive NATO expansion narrative focused on Ukraine and prolonging an unwinnable war. Uh, one last observation says, uh, I believe a president who is unequivocally pro America, the constitution and business, uh, Bitcoin slash crypto innovation, Israel, small government, uh, legal immigration, free speech, uh, meritocracy and common sense and anti regulatory proliferation, illegal immigration, unjust wars, Iran's current regime and the domestic groups that oppose American values. Thank God. He just kept it short and brief, but everything you said, I agree with here. Sure. I mean, it's, it's interesting to see people like this wake up after so many years of this bullshit and I look, Republicans are mostly neo con Republicans now and they're just as useless as fucking Democrats. Um, but it is interesting to see somebody wake up and just why would it even be an extreme or hard to understand position that we should put our own fucking country first? Like what the fuck are you talking about? We're in an era now of narcissistic self care as an individual, but as a country, we should let everybody else in, let everybody else do what they want. Like, how does that, I don't understand how that fucking drives in someone's head. I mean, it's collectivism. It's communism. It's nonsense. Right. But I don't understand how you can hold those two ideas at the same time, how you can look at yourself in the mirror and like, you know what, I deserve a mental health day. Right? It's, it's me, me. Right? And then you fucking look around at your own country, which is all of the means, right? That you associate with and be like, eh, you know, let everybody in. Fuck it. It just doesn't make any fucking sense to me. I don't get it either, but I genuinely believe it does feel like the tide is turning a little bit. Um, now if you read the polls and all this other shit here, I mean, the one polls aren't real. I know. I know they're not real. Okay, this is Kamala plus four that she's up by four points right now. I, again, I hope this gets to 10. Put her up by 20 and lull everybody into a sense of false security here and go out in bed. Um, they're also saying the betting odds now favor her. I'd love to check this fucking source here. Predict it. Fuck that. Go to Vegas, dude. Let's go to my bookie and see what these odds are here. Just out of curiosity. If she's fucking favored on my bookie.com, then I believe it. The five 38 the last time I looked had Trump winning 61% of the time. Yeah. Let's see. But who knows? I mean, again, I don't believe any of this shit. Uh, don us Donald Trump is minus one 75 Kamala Harris is plus one 30. So those odds are big for, for anybody out there. I mean, that's virtually what? Two to one right there. So he was four to one, right? Uh, yeah. Yeah. When, when it was our one to four, I should say. Correct. Yeah. It was a minus three 95. So essentially four to one. And that was Biden. Biden was dead and his dying and is a dead man. And I don't know that he's alive and, uh, and he's probably dead too. Uh, so that makes sense to me. Like two to one though, for a presidential election is pretty fucking huge odds. So the fact that people keep printing these stories doesn't really make a lot of sense for me. Even if you're on, which was, look, all the media is virtually left here, except for what seems like the New York Post. Why post it? Why post that your candidates got a fucking massive lead that is insurmountable? I mean, that's crazy to me. I wouldn't do it. Well, I mean, it's to demoralize the enemy, right? This is what propaganda is. If you're in a war, if you're in the middle of a war, you don't fucking tell people you're doing shitty at it. You're like, yeah, we're beating their ass, right? Yeah. I mean, I guess so, but eventually you're going to have to go out and vote. And here we are 90 days away. Yeah. Right. And by the way, allegedly, she's going to announce her vice president on Monday or Tuesday. It's Shapiro. Is it really? I think so. Yeah. He just canceled some events in the Hamptons that had been planned for a while. It's pretty cool. Pretty short Shapiro. Then I win that one. Let's see. More super chat before we get out of here and do drinker brother week. I heard Johnny Bertone says, wait, is Johnny Bertone one of the fucking four, whatever's? The four horsemen? No. God damn it from the musical with the four Italian singers. Jersey boys. Jersey boys. Yeah. You're asking the wrong first thing. I'm asking Bob. He was the only one here that would know. Johnny Bertone says, I heard Bob has audio of eating at homeless men's buns. We're not playing that. Sure don't. I don't have that, Bob. Metcalf says, get your army talks and when dares, you got to do it. I don't actually, I don't succumb to peer pressure or any other sort of pressure. Bertone again says, was it Olympic boxing or was dinner just burnt? Ah, like that. I like that a lot. Didn't they kick him out of the IBA league? Yes. Josh, we already answered that. AJ Gamble says, what happened to the unit dude that clipped that goat her in his yard a few months back? Nothing happened to him. Yeah. The end. He was all good. Yeah. And then somebody said, hold on, Andrew is something I just saw it. Andrew Hanson says, I was going to read that. I love Dan and Ross, but can we keep the camera on the heavies in the back? Yes. I can't finish. Yep. I can't finish looking at Dan's beard. Is he talking about titties? Yes. Talking about fucking, we're bringing him up, Andrew Hanson. We're going to bring him up. I know you can see him over Delco's shoulder here. We're going to bring him front and center here, apologies for the heavies unless you enjoy it. But I'll ask you when you get up here, we've got, we've got one to read first though. Yeah, I got. It's from Lauren Manley. Okay. You know her? Yes. No. Why wouldn't I know Lauren Manley? Lauren Manley. Yeah. Florida Miami. You know, both of those places. Yeah. I sure do. You're welcome, guys. That's Dade County too. I know my geography. Let's see. I'd like to shout out our contractors, Matt and Brian. And she spelled, by the way, Brian, if you're out there listening, she spelled it B-R-I-A-N. So if it's Y-A-N, tell it to go fuck herself. For working their asses off on our house, they're building a new place in Montana. Oh, nice. Only 70s a week, they have welcomed our family into the community and treated our kids like their own. We're grateful to have been set up with these stellar humans. Human beings. Lauren, use the right grammar. Oh, you're reading up drinking a brother week and then just correcting him. I love it. I would never do that, Lauren, so just know that because I don't care about grammar or humans. Okay? Let's play the music, Delco. Yeah. Come on up, ladies. We'll give the people what they want, the one the heavies. Come on up. There we go. All three together, all three together. We do have women that listen to the show, shockingly. You know, it is a surprise. It is a surprise. Are you guys here for a bachelor at party? No, it's my birthday. It's your birthday. Happy birthday. I didn't know. Look at that. Everything's on. Why is the camera on me? Oh, Jesus Christ, why would the camera be on me for this? It's a slow reveal. God damn it. Give the people what they want. Dude. God damn. They're staring at dudes. Aren't like you directed for 192 minutes, dude. They want the ladies for Christ. Get her off me now. No reason the camera should be on me at all for this segment. Welcome to the show. It's your birthday. Happy birthday. Pop that about an inch from your face. There's an easy joke there that I'm going to leave, obviously there. It's not my first mark in my face. There it is. Thank you for saying. I couldn't. You guys were hanging out with my wife for always. I couldn't say that comment. Tell everybody your names. My name is Charlie, aka David Carradine's belt in the chat. No way. Is that you? That's me. Holy shit. I usually only know people by their usernames because we see it in the chat so much. It's one of my favorite usernames of all time. I love it. I will never change it. My emoji is a belt. I'm like, should I? No. I don't want to get rid of it. That's my name and my group chats as well. That's who I am now. So you're a real fucking homie of the show then because we've shown that how many times in the show? I might have gotten one shout out and I remember it. Yeah. God damn it, dude. Because I think it was a patreon episode. We showed him all dressed up like the geisha when he strangled bait in the closets, which he was dead, obviously, but they put it on the front page of whatever fucking Thailand paper that was. I was creepy but also wanted to see it. I know, right? Yeah. So, I'm on a podcast to Noonernation. Bills go filming. Yes. So on that, I'll paint my face blue and I'll wear a belt. Like I go. That's great. I go for it. That's awesome. That's awesome. Happy birthday. Thank you. And you guys all came to Austin? Yes. We wanted to come to the studio. My friends here from Minnesota came down and I was like, I'll drive down there the six hours. I live in Lubbock. So it's a trip, but it's fucking worth it. And we're just going to hang out here and- What do you think of the new flavors of the seltzer, by the way? Hard AF. They are dangerously good. Crazy, right? They are so fucking delicious, everyone out there should go buy them. Yep. Go buy Hard AF. Order it. Whatever you need to. You need them in your mouth. The new flavors come out and like they'll be in every state in like 60 days or something like that. But first night I had them. They were so good I just kept drinking and I had like nine in a blacking out and I slept in the guest room. Yeah. I'm trying to drink and then have some water. Yeah. Oh man. It's like liquid candy. I know, it tastes like liquid jelly. It's not. Yeah. It's absolutely nuts. No sugars. And who are your buddies here? This is Holly and Amber. You don't want to take things? Yeah. Hop on in. Well, who do you want to give drink a bro the week to first? Go ahead and do that and then we'll- We each have them hop in there. I'm just going to give it to everyone that's in the drinking bro's chat. Yeah, because you guys all know each other it feels like. Yes. Yes. Like this is how we met just through the chat in RPR in drinking bros. All the videos and crime corner, soft core, well, not really the soft core, but you know, we watch. Yeah. Everyone is just so fucking amazing and I've made some truly great friends through it. So this is a great thing that y'all have. I appreciate it. And that again, that's what we leave this through. I know I've said this a million times on the show, but that's what we leave the studio doors open so everybody can come in because everybody's cool as shit. We've never had an issue with anybody and it's all rad and then usually you guys meet each other and end up becoming homies forever. Do you guys date anybody in these chats? A lot of people are asking. I'm married. So no. Oh, there you go. What about you two? You guys married? I'm single, but no. Single. And then what about you? It's complicated. It's complicated. Oh boy, we'll ask about that when you get up here. Tell everybody your name. Amber. Amber, what's your name in the chat? Amber. Amber. Fair enough. Who do you want to give drink real of the week to? My sister Holly, she got me on the podcast about three and a half years ago. No shit. I didn't know you guys were sisters. Look at that dude. Goddamn. You didn't need a DNA test for that. I don't like that fucking boxer. Let's get one ramped up for that. Who do you want to give drinking brother weight to? Your sister? Yeah, and I'm going to say hi. Anybody else? Because she's here. Yeah, my husband and kids. There you go. I probably should say hi. That's what I'm saying. There it is. There it is. Hop on in. Hop on in. There's a complicated relationship. Why is it complicated? Yeah, we're not going to talk about it today. We can pop it. Yeah, going close. Going close. It's fine. No. Why is it complicated? It doesn't matter. It does. I mean, it does. There's some people in the chat here who are like, ask her why it's complicated. And if it's too complicated, they'll DM you. Well, no, don't do that. Okay. All right. I won't force it, but who do you want to give drink a brother week to? I'm going to give it to Gigi and Sarah. Okay. They're just really good friends of ours and just solid people. That's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we appreciate you guys being here. Continue to rage. Am I allowed to say what you guys are doing here? Yeah. Because you're like, hey, we smoked weed in the studio. I was like, yeah, of course you can. Cigarettes is the only thing that'll stick with you. Like we fucking, who cares? Like it's not going to. It doesn't really stick to anything. We still didn't though. I mean, yeah. I told you I didn't give a shit. I was like, fire up, dude. I told you to fire up. Joel's camper. Did you go back to the crime camper and smoke weed? No shit. Did Joel smoke with you? No. Okay. All right. He had to work. He said. Proud of you, Joel. It was a test and you passed. All right. And then we got a couple dudes back there. Come on down, gentlemen. There it is. We'll save the mustache guy for last. Yeah. He's got a dirty, dangerous vibe to him for sure. Come on down, friend. You can submit your drinking bro of the week on drinkingbros.com. Also got some merch on there, some shirts, some yardstimes, all the fun stuff. Some hard AF Seltzer merch. Tell everybody your name. I'm Carlos. Yeah. Carlos. Can you come in illegally? No. Had to ask. Had to ask, dude. Been here since 1667. Yeah. Yeah. You sure have to. Sure have. Who do you want to give drinking bro of the week to? Two groups. First of all, my better half, Brenda Lee. Dropped me off. We're on vacation. She dropped me off. She's taking care of the kids right now with them all. That's awesome. So she knew I wanted to come and see one live. I came in December, but you already filmed. So I'm going to get a seat back then. Sorry. Yeah. Some of these, if there's like a weekend gig or something like that, we'll pre-record one or two and then pop out of there for whatever we need to, but I'm glad you're here now. Yeah. Yeah. Some of the guys from Softcore history and Iconoblast. No shit. They're there right there. Yeah. I'm a history teacher and to try and help my students out, actually created my own based on their ideas. And I couldn't get my students their podcasts. Yeah. Please don't. Yeah. Yeah. So I created a clean version. So. Oh, that's great. Yeah. And so to the kids listen to it and is the school cool with it? Yeah. The school is cool with it. It's not really me talking because they hear enough of me and they don't go to a teacher class. So it's all AI based. I got that idea from Koop and Joel who did an Iconoblast episode with AI writing at all. Really? Yeah. So voices, music, artwork, everything's AI. That's awesome because I think, you know, if you're listening to it, learning about it, it's easier than, you know, going back and reading it. Some people aren't interested and all that other stuff like, yeah, that's fucking great, man. Congratulations. Thanks. It's amazing how the kids don't listen to me, but if they hear it from somebody else, they're like, Oh, did you know about this? And I'm like, I literally just fucking told you that. Yeah. What year? For kids. What do you, what do you teach? Seventh and eighth grade. Oh, seventh and eighth grade. Yeah, dude. Seventh and eighth grade. I didn't give a shit, man. No. My, this one, Dick head, Mr. Braden. I don't know if he's alive or dead, but I remember swear to God in front of the entire class. Here you guys. Ross, you're going to just, you think you're going to make a living talking about your dicks and balls all day? Hey, Mr. Braden, sure am. Yeah, we don't want to listen. No, no, we, I didn't want to listen to eighth grade and that's the tough one, right? Because you want to go to high school and then you want to meet Holly, who's in a complicated relationship and trying to figure that shit out and then boom, here you are, but we appreciate you being here. A lot of problem. Thank you. And then we got one more guy up here. It's kind of, I want to say Dale Jr. It's kind of a Dale Jr. vibe. Do you see how you get? I've gotten David spade before David. I don't see David spade. Yeah. This is Dale Jr. Dude. Look at that. Tell me it's not Dale Jr. in the chat. It definitely is. I'm looking forward to see what they say, actually. Yeah. Yeah. Junior. Everybody's saying fucking Junior. Really? Yes, dude. We had fucking dinner with him. He's rocks. Really? That's a good one. Yeah. That's a great one. I will take that. Thank you. Yeah, that's a good one for sure. Tell everybody your name. Colby. Colby. Yes, sir. Strong name Colby. I appreciate that. Yeah. I've been a little bit, at least. Close enough. We're on daily, so fucking two and a half years, a long time. Had some long commutes in that time, so I like listening to you all back and forth to home and all that. That's awesome, man. Yeah. Who do you want to get drink a brother of the week to? I got two. Okay. First and foremost, my buddy Brady, he put me on to the show in the soft core as well. I still listen to soft core pretty much every week. And he recently got through Police Academy. He's a cop now or working on his last bit of training. But basically, a cop. Where at? Up in DFW. Oh, nice. Yeah. Yeah. So he's up there. I've been friends with him for a long time. And I was hoping to get to hang out with him this weekend, but he's not going to make it down. But looking forward to it, I'm glad, looking forward to seeing him again. Glad he put me on to the show and looking forward to grabbing his service pistol when I can. Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah. I want to make friends with all the cops in the state of Texas. Like in case I need it. And then also at some point, we're going to have to get Gary out of jail. So like, hopefully they just let him go and then Joel will drive or something like that. But yeah, dude. So any police you want to shout out in the state of Texas, feel free, friend, you know, because we go to, we go to Dallas a lot. Yeah. I'm up there right now. I'm from this area. Are you really? Yeah. From like Lake Way. Oh, no, shit. All right. Right on, dude. Did you go to Lake Travis? I did. Oh, dude, I'm, I was 150 pounds when I graduated. I was way too small for him. Never now. You could have been a holder, you know, you can be holding kicks. Yeah. Yeah. I was two years behind Baker Mayfield. Were you really? Yeah. Fucking Baker Mayfield. Yeah. He was, you know, what was he like in high school? I didn't personally know him. One of my best friends played baseball with him. He was a little, little arrogant. I think he can still be like that. You think? I know. Look, I think you need to be arrogant to get to the high place. Yeah, no, I mean, yeah, props where he's at. I went to school at Texas Tech. So. Oh, shit. Do you see Pat Mahomesway? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Fuck. Was that fun? It was fucking awesome. I bet, dude. Fucking awesome. Also, you're following Baker. Yeah. I'm following Baker? No, he was following Baker. Well, yeah. Because Baker had a year of tech. I, yeah, he did. I, I didn't get salty and go to fucking OU, but you know, exactly. You know. Is that traitor? Fucking Baker. The traitor, dude. No. He's, he's doing good for where he's at. Yeah. Shit, dude. You want to talk about maxing out your potential at what five, ten or whatever that is? Yeah. For real, good for him. I mean, that's, it's, it's fucking insane what, what he's able to do with that little body. But, man, Pat Mahomes, that was a whole another fucking animal. Awesome. Could you imagine him at like a really good school, like a high estate or something like that? Oh, man. If we had an O line and like, well, the O line, we need a lot, man, I'm excited about the new coach. That's his third year, but we've won bowl games the past two with him, so. How is it? It's a party up there. Cause we haven't been to a game yet because I really haven't been ranked. Yeah, we have not every time we get ranked, we get beat. So it's, it's a weird, weird deal. It's fun, man. That's what I heard. I like Lubbock a lot. Honestly coming from, you know, the hill country going to Lubbock. I was surprised at how much I loved it, but you, you fallen with the right folks and it's a really good time. I heard it's a blast up there and like there's, cause there's some schools we haven't been to just simply because football wise, we go by the ranking. So it, it kind of, wherever it takes us and like Tennessee, I'd always wanted to go back to Tennessee, but it took fucking years for Christ's sake. So we finally got to go back, I think the year before when they were top five and that was a blast. Um, A&M I haven't been to and I haven't been to Texas Tech yet and I want to because I heard they rage. Yeah. They're, uh, renovating the stadium right now. They should be done time for football season. Okay. So it's, it's a lot of fun. Great stadium. Um, there's not a ton around Lubbock. I'm not going to lie to you and pretend like it's the greatest place ever, but if you know what you're doing, you can, you can have a good time. You know what, you know what isn't Lubbock? What's that? Hard enough. Seltzer. At HGB up there, dude. They didn't have HGB when I was there. Let's go. I left and they built all these HGBs. I was pissed about it. I know. Girl, put the HGB. I miss it. That's one thing I'll give Texas. That's the greatest goddamn grocery store ever been to in my life. Oh yeah. Holy shit. A big fan of the grocery store. I get to live in that goddamn place. It's nice, real quick, I would like to shout out one more DB of the week. It's going to be my dad. I actually sent him a link to your show this morning. I don't know if I'll listen. Maybe I hope he doesn't, but after this, we'll see. We'll see if he likes it, but a little bit ironic, but I'm shouting him out. He's been sober for a year and a half now. Okay. That was a big sticking point. Um, my mom actually left him for his drinking and he was able to get sober and he and my mom are back together. He's he's on the right track. So I'm really proud of him. Very glad to shout him out for DB of the week. That's awesome, man. Yeah. I look, a lot of people is kind of misconception when they when they hear the name drinking bros and then obviously we sell, you know, fucking 8% or it's all turned on that shit, but like that's not what it was named after. Yeah. Um, it was, uh, Jared Taylor started and it was about, uh, if you need to get together with somebody to prevent, uh, you know, veteran suicide, uh, that it could be a drinking bro. It could be water. It could be fucking hard seltzer. It could be beer or whatever. It's not like you have to get fucking wasted with people all the time. So yeah, I don't mind that at all and, uh, however it is and whatever you need to do with yourself, like, yeah, shit man, just be a good person. Absolutely. So we appreciate being your tail junior. It is Dale junior, by the way. I'll take it. I will absolutely take it. Uh, and if you're in the Austin area, join us. Top on in the studio, uh, gonzo, street gonzo will be live tomorrow brand new show crime corner. Came out last night, plenty of shows on a tetherball academy media network to join. Go to iTunes, rate the show five star and leave a quick review. Also head on over to Spotify. It's just a five star and you can walk away. Who's phony holding up there? And what is that? Um, I just want to tell everybody to go check out the shorts on YouTube. I just posted the secret service job interview thing. It's hilarious, but also we want to get those shorts blowing up so I can get that dodge challenger. That's true. Yeah. Cause so we, so we'll tell the audience, uh, once again, if we get to a half a million subscribers on YouTube, cause Gary's doing the clips and all that other fun stuff you see on the channel, we're going to lease him a purple dodge. What is it? A fucking charter? Hellcat. Hellcat. Yeah. And then if we get to a million, we, we buy the car form outright and then he gets to kill himself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll do my coffee. Yeah. Subscribe to the channel for Anthony, Anthony Holloway. I'm Ross Patterson. This is drinking bros fake news. Good night, everyone. Bye. Bye. a lot of time. a lot of time. (upbeat music)
