The Howie Carr Radio Network
Chopped Chumps - 7.30.24
Enjoy these Chumps that didn't make the Chump Line, just maybe not on a sloped roof. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.
- Duration:
- 2m
- Broadcast on:
- 30 Jul 2024
- Audio Format:
- mp3
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