Know Dumb Idea
Ep. 51 - I pay 6 mana for BALDERMAGIC
You are now listening to No Dumb Idea. Alright, so I'm going to tell you what I'm doing now, and I'm going to show you what I'm doing now and I'm going to show you what I'm doing now. I'm going to tap three lands, and I'm going to play Salad Toss, and basically I'm going to make your creature toss the other one's salad, and that's going to deal three ranch points to him. In response, I'm going to pay two, I'm going to tap the one colorless and then one blue, and I'm going to play Frasier Crane. Whenever an opponent attempts to toss your salad, create five scrambled egg tokens and counter the spell. Do the scrambled eggs have to tap to activate or do they just get to activate? They just get to activate. You silly bakas, both of you bakas, you activated my trap card, flips over, you give a card. That's right. The fatass summon in Skoll, he doesn't eat salad, so you won't even touch your toss salad suckers. Good job, dolla. Unfortunately for you, unfortunately for you, dolla, I have this trainer card, so I'm going to play Professor Sycamore from Pokemon XY, and that will allow me to put your summon skull on a diet. And I'm getting my ear bottle off. He's going to be... Ah, he played the card that I can't counter, the one card. What did I do? Maybe if I have the heart of the cards, I can draw a Metazoo card for me, dolla. Let's just keep naming the cards right here because you got bike cards. And now the real challenge is to try and name a single Metazoo card. Give me a sec. Alright, I feel like a bigger challenge is starting the episode for us today, honestly. I'm welcome back, everybody. Hey, we got to go Scoop token. I got less. Oh, shit. I clean. Scoop token. In attack mode. Alright, well I guess dolla wins that obviously, the rules of most card games are the first person to play a Metazoo card win. So... Because someone has it? This is no dumb idea. I'm jibberly today. We got dolla and gible dang here. And I guess we'll interrupt our game of Magic the Gathering to bring you a little podcast all based around pop culture, media and various comic books, games and other entertainment. We are going to be talking about some footsteps today and we're going to play a game. You know me. And when it's my turn to steer the ship, I typically steer us right for the rocks. Oh yeah. I love a good game. It's always the best. The most first of all, pointy rocks you find. Yeah. Honestly, as craggy as I can find it. So dolla, gible dang, how y'all been, how's your week been before we get into this? I'd rather not. I was like, I'll start off with me. That's fine. I could take over real quick. And I just want to say happy birthday, Willem Dafoe, because his birthday is on July 22nd, which is fun fact. Of course. Our anniversary of our first episode was the 23rd. So we're like practically 20s. Yeah. 20s. Yeah. We could have been twins. We could have been the same. Our unofficial mascot. Yeah. Yeah. We had Willem Dafoe just came out like 1159. We came out at 12. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. It's close enough. Prior, and then we came out a deep deep stream. I mean, deep steep. How linear is time really, you know? Oh, wow. Think about that, guys. Yeah. Yeah. Listeners, think about that. That's really what you have to ponder. Yeah. But I would say the rest of my week, honestly, has just been movies. Yeah. I saw kinds of kindness, long legs, maxing. Damn. Oh, pretty good. I mean, it's been a while. Also, we did a escape room together, which was pretty fun. I was like, wow. That was fun. We did a escape room, little. I don't think we had that. We never talked about that. It was the highest thing. It was good. Yeah. We robbed the bank. Yeah. We robbed the bank. We found a chaos emerald. Big old fucking jewel. Yeah. That's good. That's control. Honestly. Honestly, pretty good. Pretty good escape room. Yeah. You know? Like, when it comes to escape rooms, honestly, they're, like, I have to imagine there are some stinkers out there. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? I was nervous because it was in the middle of like a random, like. So this is a limitless liver more in California if anyone wants to, you know, shout out to them. But yeah, it's like in the middle of like this, like, hidden, like, alley kind of, it just felt sketchy. But then, not alley, but not alley. It's more of like an industrial, like a strip mall, industrial, like a warehouse. So it's like where you'd go and buy like textiles or do, like, shipments, like, very fucking boring shit, you know? Yeah. And then just all of a sudden, one of those business fronts instead of being a printing company or something is an escape room. Oh, yeah. With a, with a hostess that was like clearly hated her job. It was like, she was cool. She was nice. It was funny. You could. I'm glad other people, I'm glad other people like picked up on that. Yeah. I have a vibe to this. She did not like being there. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody loved her job. She was so kind of nice. Yeah. I don't know. That's the ability. I guess. She would probably just just like look at all these queers, like I can't help these guys. You know, people randomly be very judgmental. True. True. It's true. But yeah, I just wanted to highlight that because I was like, that was actually my first escape room. And so I'm glad it was like a solid experience for me. It's funny for my first escape room. It was back in like, I think around the year the first Ant-Man movie came out. So I think like 2015. I was working at this like port-a-potty business. But it was basically like, I never had a clean shit or anything. It was just more of like, okay, are the items stocked? It's all good. All right. Cool. And I'd been working there for like a month at that point, like and it was like on call jobs. And one of the jobs they had me do was at Comic-Con and I wasn't inside the Comic-Con center. I was outside doing this like little game event or whatever where I had to monitor the fucking port-a-potty and I was just like, you know, I think I could, I think I could take some time off. You know, I think, you know, people don't shit too often. I got these all stocked up, you know, and even then if it gets all backed up, I'm like, if it gets all backed up, you know, it's not my responsibility to clean it. So we're all good. So I left and I hung out with friends around Comic-Con. We ended up doing an escape room. We did a black ops zombies while you were on the clock. That was on the clock. I was going to say, I imagine the escape room was escaping from the job. That was the first one you did to skate to my own personal escape room. But yeah, we did the zombies escape room, like Call of Duty zombies is really cool. It was themed after like black ops three. So I think it had like a noir, like Call of Cthulhu vibe to it. It was really cool or themed. Yeah, after that, I walked around Comic-Con, I managed to get a ticket, go inside, went back to work. My manager was furious with me because, of course, things went wrong. Of course, while you were gone for three hours, something happened. Five hours and then so she's like, what the fuck? They look at me. They're like, where were you? They're like, is that a Comic-Con badge you have? I'm like, oh, this little thing. I found it on the ground in the toilet. Yeah. So I got fired from that job that day. But it was good. That was my first escape room. No, that was a good way to. I'd say it was worth it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Honestly, a hell of a memory for your first escape room, too. Yeah. You could say that job was shitty, for sure. And then I got into Comic-Con. I've hand-handled my way into Comic-Con, so yeah. That's always fantastic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I was 18. He was not having to pay fucking $200 for you. I was 18, and that's why I was a dipshit 18-year-old. I mean, that's totally like a teenager. I'm just going to not do work and go do this whole other thing event. Yeah. Do you know why? Like, have any consequences or consequences? My friend and I, we both worked for that job. Yeah. I only got the Comic-Con job. I've done it before. Well, there was a time where we had like an eight-hour shift and we were watching this like private, fucking private event, but it was literally just like, imagine a, like a movie trailer the way the movie stars have, but it's just like, it's like two porta-potties in there, but they're like two deluxe porta-potties. Excuse me. Porta-potties. Extra-spacious. Oh, yeah. Really nice. Yeah. And the day and all. Extra-spacious. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. We, we were there for like three days and the first day we were like, no, we were there for two days. The first day we were like, dude, this is so fucking boring. The second day we went to the beach after saying everything. Hello, this job is like, I'm just fucking off and I'm fucking around. It's like once you realize that it's eight hours unsupervised if you're just sitting doing nothing. Yeah. It's like, might as well go do anything else. And how often do people shit? Like, you know, it's apparently all the time at Comic-Con. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you got to remember, at Comic-Con, they got, they all got them Dr. Pepper Poops. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like everyone. Yeah. Well, my week, my week's been just a lot of work in backspin killing me, you know, a little bit of, a little bit of old injuries kind of coming back to haunt me, unfortunately. Don't brag about it. Too many grinded on your back down the rails. Yeah. Too many flips and somersaults, you know, all throughout the land, but, you know, trying to, you know, trying to just chill, take it easy, take it, take life, one I'd be profiting at a time. Not too many don't want to overdose. Yeah. I know what O.D. I'm the one of you. I don't know. But, nothing special. Is there anything else we want to talk about, or should we get to the mean potatoes? I watched Night at the Rock story last night, and, uh, it's not his problem at it, because he thought, no, no, no, I re-watched it. It's been a long time since, uh, yeah. But it was one thing. I was worried about that. Yeah. Because I saw a clip every day on my timeline. Every day I wake up. I saw a clip pop up on my timeline, where I was, um, it looked really funny. And I was like, oh shit, I remember how good this movie was, but damn, I hope that it held up well. Because I think I re-watched like Austin Powers and Beverly Hills Ninja. And those are good, but they kind of like, there are points where it's like, oh shit. And apart from, uh, it's mostly just Will Ferrell and Austin Powers. Yeah. And from the main characters being like, uh, in Night at the Rocksbury, being like sex pest virgin party animals, I don't even know if they're party animals. So I guess, yeah, clubbers, I don't know. They want to be. They're trying to be party animals. Um, it wasn't like, it wasn't really like offensive, you know? There wasn't any like, it didn't age poorly. Well, I mean, I guess it aged poorly, but not, like, not as bad as really, it's more, cause like, it's not as different from pet detective levels. That too. Yeah. It didn't age poorly. It's just dated a little bit. You know what I mean? Yeah. Cause it's so alive. That's why I was in 90s. Yeah. Cause the other one that by Chris Katana was like, uh, cook your Ramano, I remember watching that and being like, it held up better than I expected, but it's like maybe like 80% like not offensive. You know, like it's like, not mostly offensive, but there are those lines or things every now and then you're like, ooh, that is something that wouldn't fly these days. That would not fly. Yeah. Yeah. Not much. Not much. Not much. Not much. Yeah. Pretty good. That's it. Yeah. That's it. Although I did forget speaking of watching things, um, I did finish the acolyte Star Wars TV show. Oh, yeah. How was it? Overall. I loved it. I loved it. It was a great time. I had a great time. That's cause you're a woke Disney show. Yeah. I guess. I guess I'm a woke Disney show who likes Kung Fu movie wire tricks, uh, put into Star Wars. Yeah. Um, yeah. I like not to give away too much, but we see our first live action on screen like force repulse where someone like blasts everyone away from them in every direction. Someone's like, ew. Is that not? I'm repulsed. Satisfying. Yeah. That forced disgust. Ooh. Gross. But no. So satisfying. Like great show. I had a great time. Um, bad show here because I've been here in the opposite, like almost exclusively. But that's. Yeah. Everybody's complaining about it and it's like everybody's got these like stupid asking planes because every time, I don't know, I just, I don't get any. I haven't. Yeah. I haven't seen it, but I think it's bad and it's, that doesn't look good and it's stupid and I'm. There you go. Yeah. It's woken. It's from someone else. It's bad. Also. Crap. Also. Yeah. But also somehow new. Mm. Where's the men? Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if there are some people about that. Mm. Two Chinese pass. Most. One of the, oh my God, one of the episodes had a hip hop song in the credits. Wasn't. I've heard about that. Um, and people went crazy. Yeah. Really? They literally, literally, like that's the level. That's where critiquing this right now. So heavily of fully the internet with their voice is people who get offended that there's a hip hop song at the end of a TV show. Is it? Should have been a rock song. Yeah. It should have been a pop a roach. Is it licensed or is it like a made up rap song for, or hip hop song for the show? Uh, no. That's a real one. Is it Star Wars hip hop? Wait, if jazz becomes jizz, then does hip hop become like, uh, hip hop, hop, hip, hap, hap, hap hip, uh, flip-clop, flip-clop. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's too. All right. Without further ado, I saw Sin City as well. Sin City was pretty cool. Ooh. I saw... Good. Let me talk about all three movies I just saw, like that I talked about. I saw separately. Yeah. Separately. Great movie. Starring movie. Oh, I saw Last Action Hero. Like. Well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna use an interrupt instant to, uh, respond to this conversation. Sorry. I sacrificed my three scrambled eggs to counter your instinct. No. I pay six men at a cast. Baldur Magic. Okay. Welcome, gentlemen, to Baldur Magic. Now Baldur Magic is a game that I've devised that is essentially a game that already exists. You know, the, as the most creative of things are, um, um, exactly, Baldur Magic is a game of definitions where I'm going to give you a word. And when I read this word, everyone is going to come up with a definition for the word and what it means in the magic lore. So in the magic lore, you're gonna have to tell me what this word is. As in, then you will... Sorry. No, no, no, go on. I'll save my question. Then you will text your definitions to me. So I'll have a definition from each of you. Okay. You will read all the definitions allowed, including the correct one. And you have to try and guess which is the correct definition. Oh, okay. That's fun. Now are you saying magic lore or magic like rules? More. Okay. Shit. There's a few times, there isn't, I will tell you right now, there is a few times where it kind of dips in, kind of crosses that line, kind of both. Okay. That's what we have to call you out. We have to do with the cards themselves, kind of have to do with the lore. But mostly lore. Because I wanted to go with something that I was pretty sure neither of you would know. Yeah. I mean, I have to show it. So, I know Gible then plays magic now, but I still, there's so much lore that I know there's things he hasn't heard about. No, definitely. I've not done a dive into the lore. Only a little dive. Honestly, the only things I really... Just dip your toe dip. Yeah, just a little toe dip into Phyrexia, that's probably it. Nice. Alright. So, let's go over the point system so you, we all understand how this is going to work. If you guess the correct get definition after I've read them all, you get a point. If someone guesses your definition because they thought yours was the correct one, you get two points. If you supply a definition that is essentially just the correct definition as your answer, you get three points. And if no one guesses the correct definition, that's three points for Nathan. That's all me. So, the real question is, can you guys beat me when I'm getting points when neither of you get it? Probably not. Probably. Yeah, probably not because they think we get a lot more points. Well, you can get a lot of other points by tricking, tricking each other into voting for your answers too. It doesn't sound like me. Because if you both trick someone into getting your definition and you get the correct definition, that's three points for you and you deny me my guess. I heard that. So, people didn't know it sounded crazy. That's gross. Yeah. I hate that. I'm sorry. You're fine. I just sounded weird. No, that's all right. Keep that in. Don't do it. All right. So, does everybody understand the game? Are there any questions? Can you repeat the first part? The, like the order of events. The previous slide. How pause played? I guess. Can you just start from the beginning? So, I'm going to give you a word. Then you are going to text me what you think that word's definition is. All right. I get it. I'll read all the definitions aloud and you'll choose which one you think is right. Yeah. Quit your yapping. I get it already. All right. And this part? All right. So, without further ado-do. Nice. You know, we're just going to get into it and you guys are going to learn a long way. You know, I feel like that's the best way to learn any way. Yeah. Yeah. Learn through mistakes. Purposeful. And fuck ups. I do. Purposeful. All right. So, here we go. Your first word is una. O-O-N-A. Una. Okay. All right. I got mine sent in. First, I should say. Can I get a point for being first? No. There's no points for you doing it faster. I'm sorry. No. No fast points. Stand. All are you done? Also mine's. No, yeah. I sent mine online. Okay. Okay. All right. I'm now going to read our definitions. Allowed. All right. So, una. A queen of fairies who is part fairy, part bug, and part plant. Okay. Okay. Una. A fish-like delicacy found in the Forgotten Realms. Una. A type of instrument often played by orcs and goblins that is a horned instrument. Una. Do we get points if we guess around? So, you don't get points if you guess you're around. You don't. Do you want us to respond? Sorry. Go on. And so, I would say go ahead and I'm going to, like, just take, we're just going to take turns. Okay. Going first who wants to make their guess first? So, I'll just go, like, Dolly, you can go first this time and then- Gible then. Gible then. Gible first next time. I will go with, is this fairy one? No. I'm going to go with the second one, the- The second one? No, the third. I'll go with the- I'll stick with the first. The fish like delicacy? No, the first one. The plant insect fairy. Yes. The first one? Yes. Okay. And Gible then, your guess? Can I also guess the first one? Yeah. You can do- you can both guess the same thing, it's still fine. Alright. Nah, actually. Nah, I can't do it. Alright. You both have guessed that Una is a queen of fairies and you are correct. Yeah. This is the queen of fairies who is part bug and part plant from the mystical land of lore wind. Nice. Nice. She birds new fairies by having the buds on her plant self kind of just turn into new insect fairies. Yeah. Mine was the fish delicacy one. Tiger. Yeah, that was a good one. Cause I immediately thought. Unagi? Oh. Yeah. Yeah. My first instinct was honestly to do a joke answer, but that like, it's like Una but then I was like, "No, no. Cause I got to trick you. Like try to." Yeah. See, you got to trick the other person. Cause right now you guys both get one point. Yay. So I didn't pick the- You both have one point, which is great. But in order to, you know, to get a leg up on each other and win, you're going to have to trick each other. Or maybe we want you to win gym leader Nate and we just all keep fucking up for the rest of this game. Ee. Ee. That's a good one. That's true. Sorry. I'm going to grab a writing implement. Alright. Get pumped. Whoo. Brethren, we're about to move on to the next one. So our next word for you to define is going to be muxus, muxus. Alright. We have our definitions for muxus. So here are your definitions, muxus, a swamp creature that can be found in the forbidden lands that swallows creatures that get stuck in the muck. Muxus. The life tree which generates magic throughout the universe. Muxus. Sorry, I have to open another. A group of six goblins who take turns wearing a crown and being called muxus. Each day one goblin gets to be called muxus and wears the crown while being carried by the other five. That one, I pick first, right? Yeah. I was like, I love that fucking name. That's what I wanted. Dala, your turn. I know. I know. I'm just trying to think if you're picking that one because you made that and it's goblin related. Or if gym leader may picked it because you knew you liked it. Yeah. Because they knew you liked goblins. What was this? My answer. What was the- That is a strategy because if you vote for your own answer, you can trick the other person into voting for you. Exactly. What was all three of them again? Sorry. Can you do a real quick- Okay. Here we go. Yeah, sorry. All right. No problem. Muxus, a swamp creature that can be found in the forbidden lands that swallows creatures that get stuck in the muck. Muxus. The life tree which generates magic throughout the universe. Muxus. A group of six goblins who take turns wearing a crown and being called muxus. Each day one goblin gets to be called muxus and while the other- or while being carried by the other five. I'm gonna go with the third one still. So you're both going goblins? Yeah. I think I have a reason. I think I have a reason but we'll see if it pays through. All right. That is correct. That is the correct definition of muxus. I will look like this. Muxus is a group of six goblins where one of them sits in a chair on a throne with a little crown and the other five carry the throne and every day they play a game of dice and whoever wins the game of dice gets to be muxus. That's amazing. That's so fair. That's so like. Oh my God. That's fair. And the fact that they all, well they all like, they're like, okay, we're gonna take turns. We just have to like, we're not gonna fight for it. We're not gonna like, clearly we're not smart enough to like, oh my God. What a people. I love that. Mm-hmm. That's it. It is also made. That's real. Some of them can be muxus like, it's probability. It's all probability. That's okay. Yeah. You can't get mad at that. So I love this guy. Oh my God. Is he legendary? Are they legendary? He is. He's a legendary red god. Oh my God. I've been on a real day. I've been on a real big goblin kick lately. Goblins are just my little. If you ever want to make a goblin, a goblin brawl deck, he'd be a really good commander. Yes. Dolly. I got to give up there. All right. Yeah. Okay. Goblin horror movie. Because what did we do? What did we do? Did we just Google Goblin horror movie? We watched Ghoulies 4. Which was hilarious. No, you fucking idiot, no, what are you doing? Okay. That's right. You know, you know. Yeah. We watched that. And then that's how we got to the Goblin movie. Gotcha. Okay. I thought we were going back to the town of Nilbog. No, no, that would have been a more direct way, but a little more Asinine. Yeah. All right. Our next word for you to define is going to be. Old growth. Old growth. U-L-G-R-O-T-H-A. Old growth. Maybe Ulegratha. I don't know. Looks like I have both responses and we are ready to go. All right. All right. This is going to be the word Ulegratha. Ulegratha, an Eldrazi god from in between realms. Ulegratha, a place that is famous for its planeswalkers and vampires. Ulegratha, a vehicle often commandeered by bushwag to navigate unfamiliar terrain. I guess I'm first. Yeah. You get the first guess, Dalla. The first less. Yeah. Come on, got him. I will go with the third. With the third one, a vehicle often commandeered by bushwag to navigate unfamiliar terrain. Do you like me some bushwag that is my like canonical? You do. I do. Damn. Yeah. I do. Number two, which was a place that is famous for its planeswalkers and vampires. And the correct answer is number two, a place that is famous for its planeswalkers and vampires. Yeah. You didn't fall for my trap. My-- Looks like-- Well, my answer was the-- The whole thing did not fall for it. My answer was the first one. And I actually thought that was, I actually thought that was it. But then once you said the second one, I'm like, oh, wait, no, it's the second one. Yeah. Yeah. I got you. For me as well, I was like 50/50. So I was like, let me just try. I think you're thinking of Ulamog? Yeah. That's exactly what I'm thinking of Ulamog and the causal Ulamog, causal like and Emrakul. I did a whole Star Wars wrap earlier. We got to turn that. It's some backing like hip hop tracks to dollar and I rapping doing some Star Wars raps. You just got to brushify by that. I love it. All right. I'll cut that. Thank you. So our next word for you to define is Avizoa, Avizoa, A-V-I, Z-O-A, Avizoa. All right, so Avizoa, the Avizoa, all right. That is our word. So is Avizoa a sibling to Kamal who perished in the Great Plains and fueled her vengeance? Is Avizoa a race of flying jellyfish that can catch and eat people? Is Avizoa a red-grained black guild from Ravnica? My word's got jumbled there. A red-green black guild from Ravnica or the first two? The first one again is the sibling to Kamal who perished in the Great Plains and fueled her vengeance. The second one is a race of flying jellyfish that can catch and eat people. And what are the last two? A race of flying jellyfish who can catch and eat people and a green red-black guild from Ravnica. I'll go with the first one. All right. I will. The other thing has chosen. Yeah, I think I will go with the second. All right. And the correct answer is the second one, a race of jellyfish that can catch and eat people, Gible Dang Guest Dollar's answer. Yes. Finally. You know, knowing enough to use the name Kamal, a real character from... I gotta imagine that. Three more things left in me. Not knowing enough to know it's a man, but you know, still close. It worked in my favor. That's not too soon. You did work in your favor? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You have an... The newest update. They actually are not in my area. You know, come on. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. He did go for a transition of sorts from a barbarian to a monk. There you go. See? Okay. So, Dala gets a few points. Same thing. Because Dala gets two points because Gible Dang Guest Dollar's answer. And then Dala gets one point for guessing the correct answer. Now this sounds like a fucking game of magic. I get one point for you guys. Yeah. Let me put my dice. An additional point right here. Yeah. And then this triggers and this triggers is another one. Let me just update the... You put this on the stack. And you're dead. And you're out. You lost. And you're dead. That's it. That's how the game works. That's what I've seen at least. It's usually... That's my portrayal of how it looks as an outsider. Especially if it's my not-do deck versus Gible Dags Arkham Dags and deck. And then it's just like... Once that last card comes down, you're like, "It's one of us goes and I go infinite." Yeah. It's like, "All right. There's no point now." Yep. Yeah. All right. Good word. Good word. Let's move on. This one's going to be a little... I think a little easier for everybody and just to get this out of the way. Is Moronomartica Dastin a Koldakar? Perfect. The word is, "As Moronomartica Dastin a Koldakar." It just depends, Dala. What do you think, "As Moronomartica Dastin a Koldakar?" Yes. That's what I'm like. What is... All right. So, the word that we are defining is, "As Moronomartica Dastin a Koldakar." So, is, "As Moronomartica Dastin a Koldakar," a wizard who summoned a demon and had to feed him a new dish every day for seven years or else she would be eaten? Or is it a great deity of the planeswalkers who grant safe passage on journeys of great importance? Or is it a book? I will... I guess I'm first. I go first? I do. No. I think Gibledang goes first time. I think you went first last time. Yeah. But are... You go first. I'm gonna make the video. No. Yeah. Gibledang go first. Yeah. I was like that. That's me. Dala. I'll go with the third. A book. Yes. Got it. What were the other options? The third one is a book. The third one is a book. The first one is a wizard who summoned a demon and had to feed him a new dish every day for seven years or else she would be eaten. Or is it a great deity of planeswalkers who grant safe passage on journeys of great importance? Pick mine. Pick mine. Pick the one that's mine out of the tree. Whichever one that is. Yeah. Pick... Say all three and then if I default I get three points. I'm gonna say it's a book. Ooh. Nice. Okay. That's what I would want you to think. So unfortunately you don't get points for guessing your own answer. Damn. But Gibledang and Dala both guessed a book which was Gibledang's answer. All right. A book. Damn. I was thinking I had faith in gym leader Nate. That will give two points to Gibledang tying it up five to five. As Mora Mardic Adesma called the cart is a wizard who summoned a demon who demanded that she cook for him a little bit. Basically she had to keep feeding him and if he ever got bored with her dishes he would eat her. After working in hell for seven years working for him as a chef she wrote The Underworld Cook. Ooh. So it is a book. New York Times bestseller. Yeah. She's not a book. She's a writer. Yeah. Also I was gonna say Gibledang loves goblins because it's the GG and I love demons for the DD. Dala demons and... There it is. Perfect. I'm always down for the demons. All right. We'll step back from the from the long ridiculous word here for a moment. Do something a little bit more simplistic and we're just gonna go with the new word Muldaya. Oh my god, what do I know of this Muldaya? This is actually what they call it when you throw your hand back and get into the one. It's called Muldaya. Oh sorry, that's when Spanish speaking people are describing how many dollars are in front of them. Muldaya. Muldaya. Muldaya. There's a lot of us. There. You're welcome. I had an idea what a wizard. All right. The word is Muldaya. So... Oh wait. Is Dala here? No. He's taking a shit. Nooooooo. That's alright. I forgot a peach. Okay. All right. Muldaya. So is Muldaya? A tribe of elves living in the humid jungle. They are often spies and assassins. Or is Muldaya a legendary artifact capable of providing mana and destroying creatures when sacrificed? Or is Muldaya a hidden village founded by orcs where they can seek safe haven from discrimination? What was the first one? The first one was a tribe of elves living in the humid jungle. They are often spies and assassins. I'm gonna go with that one. All righty. Dala? Can you give me the last two then as I can hear all three? I'll give you all three. First one was tribe of elves living in the humid jungle. They're often spies and assassins. The second one was a legendary artifact capable of providing mana and destroying creatures when sacrificed. And the third one was a hidden village founded by orcs where they can seek safe haven from discrimination. I'll go with the second. All right. And the correct answer is the first one. A tribe of elves living in the humid jungle. They're often spies and assassins. Dala, I want you to know orcs aren't persecuted in this world, okay? They don't need safe haven from anybody. So gibleding gets two points for Dala guessing his answer and a third point for guessing the correct answer. I will say so far, no points for Nathan. I was going to say I was going to try to get you some points, but I was like, I wasn't sure. Do you need one in something else magic related? What? Yes. All of it. Always. Fuck, there's something I wanted to oh yeah, did you see that Dala brought this to my attention the other day, but in D&D orcs are Mexican now? I did see that. Yeah, where they're designing new orcs culturally as Mexican. Which now makes me think of like Dirk now, Dirk has like an entirely different like, now I'm thinking like Aztec guy, like especially with the fucking the the tornadoes, I think, right? Oh, the tornadoes moment at the end. Yeah. I'm thinking rather like that. Yeah, it just changes the way that I view him now. So that's sick. True. That's sick. I love that. All right, our next word is going to be olvinwald, olvinwald. Here we are. So now I'm going to read you the definitions for olvinwald, olvinwald, an ancient book once wielded by Jace, which aided him in his battles. Olvinwald, a spooky forest full of werewolves and tree people. Olvinwald, a frozen plane inhabited by evil planeswalkers. Olvinwald. I'll go first, I was like, I forgot. You do. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. Yeah, I'm going to go. You don't need me. All right, I'm going to my mental picture. I'm imagining y'all playing MTG in front of me and then what card gets played that would be called olvinwald. And I'll go with the planeswalker once, if I think that was-- A frozen plane inhabited by evil planeswalkers. Yes. All right. Sounds like evil. And gible dang, your answer? Evil wall. All right. I'm going to go with the first one. An ancient book once wielded by Jace, which aided him in his battles. And the answer is neither of those. It is a spooky forest full of werewolves and tree people. We chose each other's answers. We chose each other's answers. Yeah. Three points for Jim Lee Verne. Let's go. Wait, so do we get our points still too or no? Yeah, you still get points for each other's answers. Hey, you're on the board, though. Actually, we didn't know there was like a third-- But I'm on the board. There's a third rule. Whoever's the least points win. So Jim Lee Verne. It's like golf. Yeah. All right. So you both get two points for someone guessing your answer. Nice. Nice. The score currently stands at gible dang, $10, $7. And Jim Lee Verne-- Three. Jim Lee Verne. You want to trade your three points for a pack of magic cards? I'll trade you all of my 10 points, get a pack of magic cards. What do you mean? All right, Shane. I'll give you my points. I'll lose at this fictional game, fucking, for real world, buddy. You're never supposed to know what pack, though, so. It's quite the cheapest one I could find. No shit. It's a jumpstart. Or not. You better get me one of those fucking-- All right. Transformed cards. All right. Let's get our next word here. The next word to stump you, bitches, is going to be "museum." "Museum kids still get you pregnant." "Museum kids still get you pregnant." Oh, I found lots of "museum." Oh, lots of "museum." Oh, why? Let's get the definitions. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, he helped me experience high tide. All right, I've got one, gibberding, holding up his transition of being first. Just take your time real quick. Mom. Mom. What's this? What's "museum"? Well, when a woman gives birth, and there's all the afterbirth mixed with the "museum" and the placenta. I think it was a-- I thought it was going to be a fucking spice. She's-- No, no. It's about time you learned. "Museum kids." Yeah. It's about time you learned. The birds and the miseums. The birds and the miseums, yes. All right. The word is "museum." "Museum." "A museum." "A museum." "Museum." "A museum." "A museum." A crystal that encases the spirit of Gildron, the god who is trapped by a cabal of wizards. Jesus. Or "museum." "A magic-infused metal that is super strong and heat-proof and durable." "Museum." Do I go first? Can you-- word of origin? Yes. Magic together. Magic together. Okay. Give you some essentials, please. Mark Rosewater. Number three, my lord. All right. Yeah. You said three? Three, my lord. Pick the three. All right. The magic-infused metal that is super strong and heat-proof and durable. All right. Dalla, do you have any guesses? Hm. I am really torn between the two that are not mine. Hm. Hm. That makes sense. Yeah. That makes sense. Like, for once I am, hm. I will go with-- fuck it, I'm just going to go with my own then. Maybe I'll get you some points, Kim Leader Nate. I'll go with-- I forgot which number mine was, but I'll go with mine. Are you sure you want to do that? It's a 50/50 chance, I mean. Then take the 50/50 shot, why go for the zero percentage? Because I don't get more points. That's the problem. I either get no points or I get one of these. Oh, that's true. You get it. Yeah. You can't canonically-- All right. I'll go with my own for a while. So-- Because I can't. Yeah. All right. So your-- since that's that, you went for your own, which was the crystal that was encased by the spirit of Gildrom. The correct answer was, "Museum a magic infused metal that is super strong and heat proof and durable." Oh, no, sure. I thought-- I would have thought if I threw the double and in there, it would trick people with the bad grammar. My problem was-- Gible Dang saw right through me. Yeah. My problem was, when you read that, I was like, that just sounds like Adam Antium or Vibranium. So I was like-- Which it is. I think. I guess it is. Yeah. So I thought Gible Dang was like, huh-huh, fuck it. But then I was like, the museum one, I'm like, that's like the book again. Yeah. That was hilarious. That was funny. Yeah, yeah. That was funny. When I heard that, I was like, okay, that's not Gible. Also a little tip, when you're like, I'm done, I'm like, oh, this is not going to be the long one. Because you text it so quick. Oh, yeah. That's true. Then my strat, some of these. I don't know. I've only done that with book. Yeah, here we are. Here we are. Yeah, there was some long ones. Okay, okay. Gible Dang is now at 12. Nice. It's 15 or 14. True. All right. Our next word. Anax. I think it's like when a stanax kind of comes together with another state and the kind of joint or like when you build off a house, you know, when a larger country absorbs a smaller country. Exactly. When a smaller Jason absorbs a brush rag, that's a lot smaller. All right. So here are the answers. Anax. Is it the king of a sorry, the king of a powerful city in the world of myths and heroes or the name of a mighty axe wielded by the Gremlin King or in the first millennia, annexing gorthax, the first pair of brothers ever born created all the mystical realms in Dominaria, but then turmoil broke out between the two and annex killed gorthax and separated all the planes from one another, thus magic had to be gathered. Hmm. I think who's goes first, actually? Gible Dang? You. Gible Dang goes first. No, I went first last. I think. Oh, really? Why? I thought I went. Yeah. What was last word? It was. Mizziam. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Gible Dang, go first last time. So I do go first. So you're your first dollar. Um. Can I sorry to say, can I get all three again? I would ask for one of them. Absolutely. You can. Absolutely. You can. Is an axe. The king of a powerful city in the world of myths and heroes is an axe, the name of the mighty axe wielded by the Gremlin King or is an axe in the first millennia, annexing gorthax, the first pair of brothers ever created, ever born, created all the mystical realms and dominaria, but then turmoil broke out between the two and annex killed gorthax, separating all of the planes from one another, thus magic had to be gathered. I will go with the third, but now I'm also cautious that I gave away one of my strategies that Gible Dang somehow typed on all that, like, earlier something, so I'm just hedging my bets, but yeah, I'll go third. Okay. Gible Dang? Got it. Can I hear all three again? I'm so sorry. Absolutely. It's hard to say one of you. The king of a powerful city in the world of myths and heroes, annex, the name of a mighty axe wielded by the Gremlin King, and annex in the first millennia, annexing gorthax, where the first pair of brothers ever born, created all the mystical realms and dominaria, but then turmoil broke out between the two and annex killed gorthax, and separated all the planes from one another, thus magic had to be gathered. Oh my god, the first one. The first one, which is the king of a powerful city in the world of myths and heroes, and that is correct Gible Dang. I called it. I called my bet. Unfortunately, Dalla, Gible Dang did immediately adjust to what you said, and gave me the log as well. Fucking answer. Yeah. Night, I figured. Yeah, that's why too, when Jim later Nate was like, are you still typing? I was like, I don't get you. I was going to lose this game in the game. Yeah. You just started typing in the minute. I'm sure. In the first millennia. Yeah. It's the first. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, the first one that I think was like, mightn't magic or something like that. I was like, that sounds too generic, but yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is funny because it's just like, yeah, it's like, don't you pick, you can't pick up on my patterns. Fuck you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wasn't planning to win this one anyways. You weren't planning to win? No. I play for fun. Not with that. I don't do that. All right. Yeah. Yeah. I think one of the odds of me winning the MTG game. I mean, I guess it's not none, but it's not like compared to Gible Dang, someone that played. I've been guessing too. I don't think something guessing. It's not been like, oh, I know that one. I know that one. No, it's that one. You're like, I know that one. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, I know that one. There was one that he recognized upon me reading it, but the other ones, at least... They didn't also tell me. The other thing is, you have to guess the same thing as the real answer. No. I'm not complaining. I'm just like, it's just funny. I'm just saying too. It's like, it helps to actually know the words. I've exhausted all of my words. I know. Yeah. True. So I am like, you're entire. Yeah. I can't keep it too generic, but yeah. All right. Here we go. Next word is, drug skull. Oh boy. Drug skull. Drug skull. Drug skull. Drug skull. I'm a little bit cooler now. I just had to take my pants off. Listeners. Epic. Listen to the no dumb idea, right? No pants podcast is like, I feel like it's the new meta. I want to say there's been days where I'm like, all right, we're just going in chonies and like tank top or something even. Mm-hmm. Uh, honestly, ever since I started doing a job that requires more like physical labor again, all of my off time, I am in pajama pants and slides like just constantly. I'm like, I'm not putting real clothes on at all. Yeah. It's too fucking for some reason, literally, all right. We now have all of our answers. Dammit. Charge my phone. All right. So the word is, drug skull. Drug skull is it? An ancient tomb owned by the ice giants containing the entirety of their lore. Or a notorious undead orc assassin known to assist vulgaris on the plain of Pilverius. Or a massive army of ghosts. I'm going to go with the first one. The first one, an ancient tomb owned by the ice giants containing the entirety of their lore. And Dalla? Can I get all three repeated like seven times? No. I heard the first one right now, so can I get the second and third? Yeah. Yep. The second one is a notorious undead orc assassin known to assist vulgaris on the plan of Pilverius. Or a massive army of ghosts? I'll go with the third. I think that's a fun one. I like the idea with a bunch of ghosts. All right. The correct answer is a massive army of ghosts. Oh, yeah. Sick. The one time it's like short. Gible Dang has guessed Dalla's answer. Nice. That's not the-- Sick as fuck. Tomb of the ice giants. Sick as fuck. Sick as fuck. Sick as fuck. That's-- that gives Dalla a total of three more points. So now it is 15 to 10. Ooh, close that gap, baby. Close in the gap. All right. Let's see if you can keep closing the gap with our last-- or our next word here. Oh, god. Yev. Yev. That's Twin Peaks, but backwards. Twin Peaks, but backwards. All right. I'm going to message you on Discord now, okay? Yeah. I'll just steam. Let me message you once. That's fine. Real quick. We added you. Bazinga, I just bazinged my answer to you, Nate. Got it. All right. I just sent her mine too. All right. I just also bazingered. All right. You put an R in there, was there a hard R and bazinga? That's okay. I'm part bazinga. Next word, what's going on? You made it racist. It's true. Only the Brits say that anymore anyways. Bazinga? Bazingar? Bazingar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. The word is Liev. L-Y-V. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Next. Liev. First answer, Liev Tylor, Princess and daughter of Steve Tylor. Second answer, Knights who serve as cops for the biggest city ever. Are you going? Third answer, a flower that is often enjoyed by the bushwag and is most delicious in the fall. Liev, you're a first-section. No, dolla, you'll be first to start. Wow, it feels like I just did that. Do I think these are fucking narks? Do I think it's a flower or the first option, which, what was that again? The first. A princess. That's right. Liev, Tylor, Princess and daughter of Steve Tylor. I'm going to go with the cops one because it's, yeah, because I, I think I spot me some narks. All right, some pigs, you smell bacon? Yeah. All right. Giblegang? What was the third one? I have forgotten what order I read them in, so I'm just going to read them all again. We have Liev, Tylor, Princess and daughter of Steve Tylor. We have Knights who serve as cops for the biggest city ever, and a flower that is often enjoyed by brushwag and is most delicious in the fall. I don't think fall is a thing in MTG, but I'm going to go ahead and pick it anyways. All right. The correct answer is Knights who serve as cops for the biggest city ever. This is the order of the Azorius, the Azorius Senate in Ravnica, and it's their order of enforcement knights, skynights, known as the Liev. I can always tell a pig when I see one or smell one. No, legit, the live Tylor and Steve Tylor thing, I was like, fuck, that's stupid, but like, I, maybe. I mean, like, did they do it, like, they might have had performers and like evil day, you know, but like, ooh, like I was something else, at least a little subtle with that. I wasn't though, not, no, I hope I read it. I tried, I tried to read it, like fantasy esque still. I was wondering, did you put like a lot or something over the years? Oh, yeah, there was like, apostrophes and whatnot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I was like, there's no way it's like, hey, make sure you read this as like fantasy as fuck or something. Yeah, editors note or something. Wait. Oh yeah, I mean, he's, he made sure to spell it like fantasy, so I knew I would try my best. That was good. But unfortunately, I'm still recognizable. All right, our next word is going to be Malamet. Malamet. We have all of our answers. So now I'm going to read them. So the word is Malamet, a group of buff warrior cat people, Malamet, a high-ranking marmoset wizard, Malamet, an ancient dragon capable of creating new universes, Malamet. I'm going to go with the first one. I believe it is kibble dang. I'm going to go with the buff cat people. Buff cat people. All right. I'll go with the third. Dala. Yeah. Your cat's third, which is the ancient dragon. Yeah, I think the dragon. I think I remember hearing about that funny enough. All right. The answer is the buff cat people. Damn. Um, yes, they're the, they're the tribe of cat people from hollow earth in Ixalan who are modeled after the Azteca. Yeah, that sounds cool. Nice. Wait, so is the dragon thing real though, because I feel like that sounds familiar. Or is that from something else kibble dang? That does exist in magic. Yeah. Yeah. But it's called the Ur dragon. Yeah. Because I feel like I've heard that before. That's why I was like, nice, nice, Malamet sounds like a dragon. It definitely exists. Yeah. It does. Malamet does sound like a dragon name. All right. So kibble dang gets three points total there, two for getting his answer guessed and one for getting the right. All right. And our next word, this is going to be a fun one. Paliano. It's a, it's a Eastern piano, Eastern region piano that can't be played in America. It's my buddy Tony's last name we're talking about, it's Paliano. Yeah. Oh, there you go. Ooh, definitely make sure you put that till day there though. Yeah. Yeah. Don't want to fuck that up. That's for sure. Nope. Nah. P-A-L-I-A-N-O. Paliano. I go to the doctor. It's a doctor. I'm the press. The doctor says, Hey, why don't you go check out Paliano? He's a funny fucking guy. He says, Doctor, I am Paliano. Hey. Oh, hey. Oh, hey. I'm a fucking office. Hundred dollar copie. Yeah, forget about it. It's a copie. Let's see. It's a copie. Let's see. It's a copie. It's a copie. American joke. Yeah. All right. Here we are. Paliano. That's polyamorous. How are our definitions? And I am going to begin. It's when... Is Paliano a plane based off of Italy/Spain? Or a liar owned and played by Jayce as a young child? Or a city state where everyone is cutthroat and treacherous? So the first and third option are the same. Paliano. Get it. Ooh. Snaps. Gotcha. Spain and Italy. Who goes first? Is it me or Giffel? I actually don't remember. That's you. Is it me? Okay. It's you. Okay. Sorry. Can I get them all three again one more time? Absolutely. It's two thinking jokes. Paliano. A plane based off of Italy/Spain? Or a liar owned and played by Jayce as a young child? Or a city state where everyone is cutthroat and treacherous? Now go with the third. Yeah. Alrighty. City state. It's two minutes. And Giffel died. Me too. Also go with the third. We've got two for number three. So that is correct. That is the correct definition. What? I am. So I am. I don't know where I stand. I'm giving Giffel dang. Oh. Because of the. No. Because it's close. It's modeled after ancient a little bit after the politics of ancient Roman courts. There we go. Because like it's just like a lot of assassinations and replacements with different leaders and emperors and stuff. It's supposed to kind of mimic Rome's kind of. Well, I guess the question is series of emperors. Giffel named Newt. Did you know about this before? No. But it's just. Or did you just guess Paliado? Yeah, just guess Italian name. Italian name. It's got. Okay. I'm not going to. Then I'm not going to award the three points. I was the same. It was just. That's me. It's not the actual aesthetic. Let's see. Yeah. No, because the aesthetic. The aesthetic isn't actually like it's not actually designed after Italy. Like the aesthetically. It's just the structure of their treachery. It happens every time I went to. I would hear that listening. I was going to say I'm down to give you points or half points at least. Forgiveable thing. But. No. I'm very excited. I can't do it. I gotta keep my integrity intact. Every time listeners hear that. Every time. Go listen to all the other people. That is the. That was the closest we've gotten probably. That's the closest we've come. That's what I was like. I'll give you a half point at least as you got like it's in a location. You're not in charge of giving up points, dollar. That's why but I'm just trying to. You don't want help and fine. Don't. Don't come on. The next one's going to be real easy. Are we? I thought we were friends. You're breaking up with me now on the podcast in front of Gym Leader Dave. Oh God. He thought he thought we were his friends. Yeah. Oh. Oh no. There's been a large misunderstanding here. Also, I love looking back at the chat, me and Gym Leader Nate's like text log. It's just looks like I'm just, yo, hey, hey, like you're not reply. The same thing. Just if you look back without context, it's like, dude, this guy's like obsessed with Nate Jesus. And like weird shit. Like that makes no sense. The fuck where I just put my phone down? All right. It's supposed to have to tell you over the podcast. I'm so confused. I guess we could just end it here, you know, just uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you can find me at, uh, the door, at least two more questions, just two more questions, just two more words, then we're gonna be good. The first one being... Oh god, that looks... Chainer! [humming] Alright. The word that we are going to be finding is... Chainer. So, Chainer. A gang from the plane of Ravnica. Or... Chainer. An evil cultist who is an expert torturer. Or... Chainer. The job held by imprisoned creatures who are charged with holding down the chains, which hold Plogth, the Great Titan. Chainer. I think it's a gible dang it? Or is it a dahlogan? Yeah, it is a dahlogan. Wow. I thought I... I feel like I'm just going back and back, but... It's because I never have to tell Gibledang that it's his turn to go for us, he just guesses. So anytime we're unsure, it's yours. [laughing] Can I get all three again? Yeah, you get all three again. Alright. Number one. A gang from the plane of Ravnica. Number two. An evil cultist who is an expert torturer. Number three. The job held by imprisoned creatures who are charged with holding down the chains, which hold Plogth, the Great Titan. So the first one's a plane. Like, plane is like a location. Again. Again. Oh, I heard plane, my bad. No, a gang from the plane of Ravnica. That's what I was thinking. Okay. I will go with the first... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You have the gang, the cultist, and the imprisoned creatures who hold down Plogth, the Great Titan. I'll go with three. And the answer is... Two, and the cultist who is an expert torturer. I needed some points. The third one is so sick. I love that. It does. I was thinking God of War, to be fair, when I wrote that. Back in the day, when I wrote this, I wrote this, it was 47, and at the time I was playing a lot of God of War. All right. So I'm going to do a few more. So I'm going to skip ahead to the ones that I particularly enjoyed. That was one. That means a ton more. Because I made a little bit... Yeah. I'm going to do one or two more. Will you read the ones to us that we're not doing, or do you want to save those for another? Oh, sure. No, that sounds like fun. I probably won't. I'll also probably forget, too, by the time it comes back in. Yeah. Next was going to be Riff. Oh, that's a type of Riff in time. You guys have a list. But only for people with LISPs, yeah. It's an ancient dragon who is sealed in a huge tree. Thanks. So, I'm going to do this one. This one, tempting. I wanted to do this one badly, but we just don't have enough time. A college of magical study focused on mathematical magic. Yeah, I would never have done that. All right. The one we're going to go with is... Actually, there's a few more. So, micro synth. An organic web of magical metal. This one I'm fine with skipping, because honestly, if you know roots, like root words, you can figure this out. I was going to say, actually. So, what we're going to do is we're going to do... I don't want to back back. This one. Volrath. Volrath. Players, please define for me, Volrath. players, please define for me, Volrath. Honestly, I got like two more in me because I feel my blood pressure also dropping, but I definitely need to eat. It's just going to be this and one more, and then I'm done. My brain is starting to like fizzle out, too. Yeah. Volrath. I was like, "Plus, you have to get ready for it, right?" Yeah, I do. Just one more after this, and we'll be all done. Yeah, whatever I write these out, I'm always like, "Fuck, I'm making some wild stabs here." It's just so funny. I type it out, and I'm like, "I really hope that this thing is true in magic." Earlier when Gible Dang was like, "There's no fall in MTG." I'm like, "All right, well, shit. Didn't know that." No, that's not true. The players have seasons. Yeah, they absolutely have like fall, I guess. Yeah, and they just call it autumn or whatever. Everybody speaks English in magic. All the stories are just in English, so they don't bother with like, "Oh, our word for this is this." They just go like, "Oh no, this is the changing autumn's here." Yeah, that orcs, when you said the orcs were prosecuted, I was like, "Yeah." That's why it's like stuff like that where I'm like, I didn't say that they get discrimination, because I'm like, "Everyone does, even micro-aggressions. MTG is the perfect role." I want to see the one person though that's like, "World's..." I'm playing an elf deck, so I'm going to speak an elf too as I play, and I hope the players know. God. I'm sure there's somebody out there with like a Lord of the Rings, like the Indec doing that. All right, so the word was Volrath. So here are our definitions for Volrath. One, a giant scorpion creature, which is predator to many small creatures, including the brush wag. Or a goblin queen and the cause of the great battle of Ikoria. Or a shape-shifting villain who rules the land of wrath. Oh, it's my turn now, right? Yeah, as I say, like... If it is, it is gible bangs. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. What was the first one? The first one was a giant scorpion creature, which is predator to many small creatures, including the brush wag. I've got the third one. I can't remember what it was, but I do like that number. The third one was a shape-shifting villain who rules the land of wrath. Is that what you want to go with? Yeah, that's pretty cool. All right, Dala. What was the second... You didn't repeat the second one, did you? Can you please? I haven't. The second one was a goblin queen and the cause of the great battle of Ikoria. In the... in the cause or...? A goblin queen and the cause. Oh, so she was the cause of the battle? She is a goblin queen and the cause of the great battle of Ikoria. Okay, that's why I was like, yeah. Uh, I will, um... Or a giant scorpion. I'll go with that one. No, yeah, the other two. I remember you read them. Go with that. The goblin queen? Number two, my lord. Two. Number two, my lord. All right. The correct answer was... Number three, a shapeshifting villain who rules the land of wrath. Okay, I don't know that. So... Nice. No, I... You didn't. Was that a guess? That was a guess, yeah. Do I not... Do I not get the points if it's a guess? Is that a new rule? No, I never said that. I only follow my rules. Sorry. You had to actually know the answer before guessing in order to actually get the points. Wow. Love gibbling, I'm sorry. All right. So I'm going to turn into his persecute you. I don't mean to discriminate against you like in Newark. They feel like I'm Mexican. Is that why? Is that why? Yeah, exactly. That's why I picked the works. All right. And here is our Mexican. Here is our last word. A personal favorite of mine. I'm going to skip Citesa, which was a city in the jungle full of Amazonian war. Oh, yeah, dude. I knew it. See? I didn't even know, but I knew that that's a sexy ass name. That's probably what I would have. Yeah, baby. Take me there. All right. All right. Let's get off of this. Our real word is. Second. Zinder spilt. Zinder spilt. Second. Split. Zinder spilt. Hey. God, I hope I win. I fucking, I hope so too. It would have to be quite the upside. Yeah. This point would be worth 20 for the dollar, particularly. Yeah, sorry. Yeah. Just for dollar. If dollar gets this one, he gets 35 points. That's my new rule. You sound like fucking. You sound like that guy who I played. That's my new rule. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. You sound like that guy who I played against in like that prerelease for modern horizons. Every time we would kill one of his creatures. Cats looking at me like I'm a fucking idiot. Makes sense. That does. That's a pretty smart cat. That's true. That's what he senders here to say the mic cuts more. It's good impression, right? Yeah. I can't. Yeah. I can't get off. I can't get. What's the quaggy? All right. So here is our three definitions of Zinder spilt. Is Zinder spilt? Zander splat. Yeah. The ghost of an ancient book. Or a homunculus creature. Or a one-eyed champion in professional magic sports. I will say. We'll do our guess. First one. Okay. I'm going to say. First one. The second one. Yeah. So the answer was the third one. Yeah. But gible dang, gible dang's answer is also correct. Zinder spilt is a homunculus creature. Yeah. Okay. So you guessed it right. Mm-hmm. So he did guess it right. That's a three point. Okay. We did it. So that'll be four points to gible day. That I actually knew because I remember you saying that all the homunculus, they don't have syllables or whatever. No, not syllables. Vowels. Vowels. Yeah, I forgot. I told you that. Damn. Yeah. Right before this episode. All the homunculus is just some point. No, I know. That's funny. Yeah. All the little homunculus guys, they don't have vowels in their names. So there's Zinder spilt. Mm-hmm. And of course, everybody's favorite homunculus. Fibble fiddle. Fibble fiddle. So why is that one everyone's favorite? What's he ever done? Cutie pie. Because he was a, he was, he was like, as a joke, artists kept putting him into the background of cards. That's awesome. And then after he appeared on one card where they mentioned his name and he's just a little cutie and the card was called totally lost. And it's just him standing amongst amongst a bunch of giant legs because he's tiny. So it's just him on the street like lost. Mm-hmm. And so everybody loved him right away and eventually they made him his own card and he's gotten a couple legendary cards now. Oh, nice. Oh, look at that guy. I'm not a good guy. He even went to, he even went to Thunder Junction and he got a little cowboy hat. He's a little guy. What was the, what was the getting lost card or something? You said? I'm going to look this up right now. Yeah, it's called totally lost. Holy spies. No. Nice. So who won? And so they named him in that card's flavor text, they named him too. Mm-hmm. And it says, "Fibblethip had always hated crowds." Is it a little cutie? Um, he's just a little cutie petootie. Yeah. And so they make, so they. Can he be the thumbnail? It turns out he, yeah, absolutely he could be the thumbnail. Or put him small in the background of the thumbnail. Oh, yeah. Just put him in the background. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, and Bray's gotta be just hating there. There we go. Because he's lost. He's always lost. Totally lost. Totally lost. Yeah. All right. That was fantastic. Thank you for bearing with me. Yeah, I know. That was a great little game of Baldur Magic. Nice. Um. Yeah. No, it was fun. You guys, our winner is, our winner is Gible Dang. Gible Dang pulled away. What the fuck? Tell me my points. Tell me. Yeah, go ahead. I'll tell you, I'll tell you the points. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Gible Dang, Gemulator Nate with six points. Then Dalla with 16 points. Nice. Uh, and then, uh, Gible Dang with 28 points. Nice. I could have gained more. It's okay. It's fine. That was a nerve. It's all right. A nerve in myself. Yeah. Next, I'm going to do this Dalla game. I'm going to also throw in an extra fake answer. Yeah. That would be better. That would be easier. Yeah. It would be harder. Yeah. Also, I'm going to make it a little harder next time. Sorry, real quick. I was looking at the totally lost card, and I didn't realize that that was an eye in the one where he's like looking up with all the feet. I thought that was a fucking like Cubone skull. So when I look up other pictures, I'm like, oh, that's a fucking eye. I thought it was like a Cubone skull with like, that's his eye sticking out of the hole. Nah. That's just his one big eyeball. He's still cute, a little more derpy than I thought he was. But he gets cuter in his respective card printing, so to be honest, here, let me send you... I'm looking at him. I might have said just zero. He's got a bunch of shoot ones. Just look up on Google. Click them all. No, that's what I am. I'm just scrolling through. That's why I was like, I thought it was a skull. Fibble, Fibble, Fibble, Fibble Fip Lost on the Range is just such a cute little guy. Meanwhile, in the background of his card, there's like giant dragons going to war with each other, and he's just like, oh, where am I? Oh my god. I just found one called Super Duper Lost. That one looks really cute. Let me see. Let me see. I think that... Is that like an un-card? Um, no, it's, uh, oh, Infinity? Yeah. Oh, yeah, it is. Yeah, Infinity. That makes sense. Nice. Oh my god, put target... put target creature into owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the number of doors you can see from your seat. That's so fucking stupid. I love them. Unsets are so silly. That's what I... They're so silly. I love sets. Like, they're cards like that, where it's like, use your actual, like, surroundings or... I guess if they're one, it's like, rip your... one of your cards, and like, some guy lost, because it's like, you technically don't have, like, a 60-card deck now, and it's like, fuck. And there's like, um, what was it? There's like, things like, uh, my favorite is approach of the second me, where approach of the second son is a card where after you play it, it goes seventh from the top of your deck, but approach of the second me says, you become a card, you take the top seven cards of your library, and you balance them on top of your head, and you have to draw them off of there until you're drawing as a card. That's not sick. Yeah, I love shit like that. That's great. Alright. That's great. Let's get some plugs. We're gonna get some plugs for the... after a nice, roaring game. Yeah, you know, I'm gonna be gibber-dang at gibber-dang. I'm actually getting back into the custom mini-mate game right now, making commissions for people. Someone asked me to make chappies, so I'm gonna be doing that, uh, from... It's gonna be fun. It's a robot from Chappie, yeah. From the end of the end of the last... Oh, it's the Star Wars recipe. Keep going. Oh, it's the Star Wars recipe. Keep going. Oh, it's the Star Wars recipe. Keep going. Oh, it's the Star Wars recipe. Keep going. Keep going. Oh, it's the Star Wars recipe. Keep going. Oh, it's the Star Wars recipe. Keep going. Oh, it's the Star Wars recipe. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. I'm Jim Linenade on everything. Abby always stays the same. Instagram almost deleted my account, but apparently they're fine with it now. I don't know. Thought I was a bot. Oh, okay. Because I don't use it. At all. My friends, uh, happened with my friend, actually. A friend of a friend. Oh, shit. So annoying. But it looks like it's fine now. Yeah. Well, if you want to follow someone that is not a bot, for sure, follow the no-down idea, Instagram account, and, uh, listen to us. What do you mean? I'm not a what do you mean? I'm a bot. Sorry, man. There's none of us are bots, clearly. Yeah. This is not AI. Yeah. Uh, none of us have, uh, we all have the right amount of fingers here. Yeah. We all know how to eat spaghetti with our hands, obviously, right? Uh, I, I, I, I look like I want to plug also the show Fantimos. Go check that shit out. It finished. And it's a really good show. It's beautiful. One of my favorites. Really funny. That's on HBO. Or, or legal link to, but check that. Is it about orange soda? No, no. I talked about it before. It's like Julio Torres, the gay comedian, Salvadoran comedian. Uh, it's great. Oh. It's, it's him just kind of going around and doing little funny vignettes with like a plot kind of. It basically, he has like a jaw. He comes up with dumb, or like not dumb, just like kooky ideas and tries to sell them or like just talks about them. Like one of them has Steve Buscemi as the letter Q and he talks about how, like, oh, like the alphabet used to be different, but Q was so weird and they put it all the way in the back. And it's like, Steve Buscemi is like, Hey, I'm like, I'm Q. I'm crazy. I'm fucking the letter Q. Just like playing piano. Like, you're so weird. Get out of here. Yeah. Yeah. Go check out Fantimos. Okay, I'm definitely going to watch that. And also, you know, I said, follow us on Instagram, YouTube and anywhere you can follow or anywhere you can listen to podcasts. Yeah, that's it for me. And feel free to send us a little email if, you know, if I got the definitions wrong, you know, if I actually. If you think that Gible Dang really did deserve those points, you know. Yeah, we always got to do one. Do one upset. We still want to hear. Yeah, we're going to do a redacted, you know, I might make a, I might make a late game correction. Like, we're going to have to make an edit to the official record. Yeah. Yeah. God. All right. Yeah. Let me get my brush rag and. Get out. You know why we don't go ahead and do another shout out shot to New York again. Once again. Shout out to brush. Yeah. Always differently. Live Tyler. Live Tyler. Yeah. Live Tyler. Yeah. Live Tyler. Live Tyler. Yeah. Live Tyler. That was another one. All right. Anyways. SNL. Peace out. Thank you for listening to No Dumb Idea. [Music]