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But you fancy it! Welcome to the Uncle Hack Podcast. Where dudes pretty much just talk dude shit. Wow! Another week of the pod. We're back. Good to be here folks. It's a wonderful day isn't it? It's beautiful how the Olympics are going on. We haven't spoken a minute. I can't find where this fucking moves is. We're enjoying ourselves on this podcast with you today. We'll get into upcoming dates. Discuss a little bit about. Here we go. Alright upcoming dates. August 10th in Calgary, Alberta. Get your tickets at yukyox.com. August 17th, Thunder Bay, Ontario. September 6th in Edmonton, Alberta. September 26th in Comox, British Columbia. September 27th, Victoria, BC. October 4th and 5th in Chicago. At the comedy bar with Brian Holtzman. October 12th, Fort St. John, British Columbia. October 25th, Red Deer, Alberta. October 26th with Taskwind, Alberta. November 8th, Peace River, Alberta. November 9th, Grand Prairie, Alberta. November 16th will be Danger Fest. It'll be myself, Sam Walker, Brefoforte and Dan Guyry. The Mad Man himself and creator of the original Danger Room in Toronto, Ontario. That will be a wild time. If you're out in the Ontario area. I suggest you get your tickets today to that show. That one's going to be a fun one. December 19th, Oxnard, California with Brian Holtzman once again. And January 24th in Slave Lake, Alberta. Currently on the docket for the fellas. Wow! Isn't that lovely? We are going hard these days. Fresh off of a California swing. First time performing in California. Would a treat? Would an honour? All four shows were spectacular. Had a wonderful time. San Jose, Brea, Pasadena and Hollywood. That's right. Your boy was out hanging with some celebs. We were seeing what a dream a chrome tastes like. For the first time in our life. And by that I mean it was just homeless drug addicts blood on the side of the street and we took turns licking a U syringe. Do I have the magic Johnson flu or not? We will find out in the near future. Went down to a local clinic. Got my blood tested back here in Canada. Because the healthcare is free according to Americans. You know. The propaganda that we've spread down there for the number of years saying that our healthcare is free is finally seeped into their brains and they believe it. It really does worry me at times on how little Americans don't know anything about Canadians. Does it worry me? Not entirely. You know. A few that we did speak with once they learn that you are Canadian they love to bring up like well if Trump especially in California it seemed like if Trump gets elected we're moving to Canada and it's like it's not even it's not that great right now. I know you guys view the Americans viewed us. I say you guys as if I'm speaking to them still. But they viewed us for so long as this beacon of hope of a utopian society with this free healthcare and you know the transit systems are wonderful in an enjoyable experience where we have declined drastically. We are one of I think the worst performing country in the G7 right now economically it's a it's a gong show right. The housing crisis that's taken over many of them. Now the healthcare it was the healthcare that they were stuck on. And then after review and research we were we were able to educate the fine folks down there in California. And once they learned that you know them being I think they're the fifth highest tax state in all of America. And we are from the lowest taxed province of Canada and still pay higher taxes than the state of California once they heard that they were like what huh where are you in I thought it was just but you got free healthcare it's like well we don't have free healthcare we don't you think that things are free. The idea that it's free. You should hang yourself. Oh don't do that. We have the maids program for that up here. Yeah you can come up our medical system now is like you come in and say hey do you have COVID not know do you want it. I guess. Okay well we're going to give you COVID and in the next four weeks we're going to schedule an appointment for a what is what's the proper turn and an anastescian and anesthesiologist. I don't know somebody's going to show up to your house with an IV. They're going to stab it into your neck and jacked it and you're going to drop dead then we're going to harvest your organs and sell your kidneys. That's what's going to happen. That's our medical system right now. That's how it's free. Is they sell your organs to the Chinese. That's what's going on. I don't quote me but it was hilarious the view that they had. It's like if Trump was and we hear that so often you know if Trump words if if whatever political leader wins I'm leaving Canada nobody nobody's crossed the border over every year we hear that you know if Obama wins I'm going to Canada. Where are these people. Where are these people. Where are all the political dissidents. Why aren't they here. Plus they would get over here you know especially like a more Republican leaning individual will get over here and then like we're seeing our laws and what the fuck is this. Why did I leave America. You know for maybe like a left leaning communist from Berkeley. This is kind of what you're looking for. You know the censorship of speech everybody's racist. You know it was like we're kind of where America was about six years ago and like I said we're always five years behind the states we're always five years behind the states and right now we're seeing it live and in action because the rise of hate they're really pushing that you know they're really pushing that and they're not letting the whole Trump assassination attempts go to waste right now especially here in Canada. Because there was a there was an angle that they were using saying that the language being used caused an individual to go out and attempt an assassination on a former president right they're using the language of like oh he's an arch and he's dead and the language that was used could have been a factor that motivated this individual to get on that sloped roof that the CIA and the FBI and secret servers could not get on because that's how how intelligent this guy was he seen a sloped roof and he's like the only thing that that highly trained individuals are not prepared for is a forty five degree angle on a roof which was that that was the only reason he was able to get up there right but what I'm getting at is the language that is being tossed around right now and and now Canadian media is grabbing a hold of this and being like you could have you could have all those hate speech out there there's hate speech which in the future this is what they're going to use to try and push Bill C sixty three further the online's arms act mark my words I think this will be one of those reasons that they keep going back to as if like language that we use can motivate others to go and do these insane and and just nefarious acts you know nobody nobody should condone violence nobody should condone violence you know unless of course it's in the Olympics and it's men smacking around women which we're going to get late to that later you know that is a that is a hot topic right now we're on top of it we're covering everything on Twitter I had a few days off to just kick my feet up soak in the media let my brain twist all out of control and then run to my own conclusions on why this exists in the media but the media now it's been flipped we used to go to the media to get the information and now the media is coming to us for information to report on you know it's been whole flip it's a whole flip flop going on especially here in Canada I'm I'm not too tapped into American media as others are I love to pay attention to what is being reported on and try and figure out a little bit why I genuinely sit back and laugh at a lot of the articles that are being produced right now through Canadian media because it is hilarious you know right now one of the major topics that we are discussing in Canada is about South Asians what they say you know in the rise of hate and racism towards East Indians over a defecating in public and recently an image when went very viral on Twitter and it became a point of discussion for a lot of folks to be way in there to say I had to get in on that you know I couldn't I couldn't sit back I want the image is hilarious there is a man at a gas pump his whole is out his hoop is out it is exposed the shorts are down some are alluding to that this man was taking a shit at the gas pump and it's caused you know a conundrum online some folks are being like what do you mean this didn't happen this was photoshop some are saying like yeah you know what he was just changing this didn't happen he was wearing pants a liberal MP that used to be representing the Brampton area came out said I own the property this didn't happen this is this this image doesn't exist and then others you know with the speed of the internet we're going going to the sites that will scan the image and tell you whether it was a I generated or photoshopped or altered or not and it came back that the image was real so the media had to because this became such a point of discussion you know the media has to capitalize on this of course right because it can generate revenue that's why literally that's all media is nowadays is trying to generate the last bit of change and scoop the crumbs into their corner so they have to report on this and it's hilarious to see the national post here in Canada having to report on on such a topic now here's the headline image of man with shorts pulled down at him Hortons did not happen owner says the racism and hate that's been spread about this incident is disappointing and alarming says former Brampton MP and right now this is a is a major point of discussion because of a woman in was saga beach came forward on tick tock and started discussing the same problem that's happening at the beach is people are putting up tents they're digging holes and taking shits and holes now we covered that on this show already you already are but if you're a first time listener welcome we appreciate you being here and that caused a conundrum online and then a lot of folks came forward and said she's racist called her a honky turned out she's indigenous the indigenous should chris in the land by pooping on it but I don't I don't believe that they do that you know I don't think that they do that yeah they if it is nobody's caught them in public pooping and holes you know but this is now led to a rise of paying attention to a certain demographic in the country which is causing people to get a little uncomfortable you know the right is being like oh fuck out of here the left is like well that's just a part of their culture you know and then everybody in the middle they're trying to be swayed to which point or which uh which which side of the argument they should be on and this is what makes it fun you know this I want to be as centrist as possible while talking about these things because I want to have the most fun with it okay I want to be able to sit here and just talk shit about all of it I don't care at this point I do not care I find it hilarious that this is a is a headline for a publication of the nation this is where we're at folks Deficating in public is a problem and we need to discuss it and no other place to discuss it than the uncle hack podcast a former member of the parliament of parliament says racism hate or to blame for sparking an online debate about a viral image of a man appearing to defecate at a gas station uh Tim Hortons parking lot in Brampton, Ontario Raj Grawal who was a liberal MP for Brampton east from 2015 to 2019 said the image was photoshopped the image which has been viewed 8 million times since Monday night shows a man wearing a bright orange turban bending down beside a black car with his shorts bunched up around his knees he appears to be holding a cup and the right hand now the image is cut off in the news article because you know that's obscene content and we cannot display that on a you know on a government funded publication holy shit I took me a minute to get that out my apologies were fresh were fresh it was posted on social media platform X by Harrison Faulkner a producer at the right wing media outlet true north now his quote his caption on the photo was Brampton man couldn't just walk an extra 15 steps or 15 yards to the bathroom mass immigration is totally working he is then quoted by Raj saying I own this property and it did not happen see now this this is the 2024 version you remember when see these debates these are great debates these are what this is the glue of a society is having these images circulate on social media and have the town square get together and debate on whether this is true or not is this picture real or not this reminds me of like remember I believe it had been like what 2016 2017 when we were at mental about a dress being blue or gold everybody was fucking gold and mental we couldn't figure out whether the dress was blue or gold and it sparked the debates it caused division in families I believe similar to like a little flu that went around you know people were fist fighting in garages there were suplexes to be had on driveways across the nation we didn't know whether the dress was blue or gold and now we sit with a new issue before our eyes a brand new issue folks we can't tell whether this image is photoshopped or not and thank god for comment sections existing or else how would we ever get to the bottom of this you know I'm glad a liberal MP stepped up and said hey I own the property it's photoshopped he released a video and then the other video that contradicts you know it looked like it was more of a live photo you know when you take a photo and it gives you five seconds after the photo was taken or two after two before whatever it is and then somebody screen records that puts it online and then we're looking at a whole totally different scenario here we're really we're really crumbly I'm really feeling it out here later on on Monday evening grow grew all responded saying he owned the property and that the alleged bathroom break in the parking lot did not happen it was photoshopped he said he called on Faulkner to do better yeah someone just spent 10 plus hours making Hollywood tier edits just to lie about this you know what I will sit before you and I will admit I would probably be the guy to put a good solid 10 hours to have a nice running bit like this it doesn't have to be directed at an East Indian by any means but anything that will cause a little disruption online I think is necessary we are too tapped into the Internet we are just locked in to whatever's happening you know it got to the point you know as we're sitting in Los Angeles in the back there watching a stand-up show we're watching a show there we were at Ruby Tuesdays actually and somebody you know this is how tapped in everybody is to social media is one of the comments comics in the back you know the Hawke to a girl and we're like I think that girl sitting over there not the Hawke to a girl but the girl that was in the video with her that's how tapped in we are that we're like laser focused on anything that gets a little bit of heat online we got to know who is that what are they doing what's their names where they reside how many bunnies do you got you know street interviews how many bunnies are you fucking this weekend every street interview drives me insane it's the same shit do you suck dick what color are you pennies you know it's brutal these are questions questions that you asked in the classroom back in grade 9 that's what these street interviews we have not evolved at all 2004 I was asking hey what color are you pennies are you wearing your thumb just so I could get semi-hard in a home economics class just so I could sit there and fantasize about something rather than not how do you use the sewing machine oh I'm sitting here thinking about fucking Britney's red thong that's what I'm trying to I'm trying to imagine what does the stitching look like I think I seen the same pair in a in a Claire's I think I seen the same pair holy dina oh I wonder how she how she would suck me off oh how many bunnies you got it it's where we are just a bunch of dog brings I'm not complaining either because that's where I exist intellectually I'm there that's where I fall you know that's exactly where I need to be I need to be like dragging my knuckles on the street asking do you shave your pussy excuse me do you have hair on your clam oh man I can see your titty-piercing to your shirt oh boy my tummy is crumbling I need to eat that's that's me that is me you can look no don't look no further you know this is this podcast isn't designed to get folks together to have a massive discussion on the direction of society how it's going that's not it we're sitting here trying to debunk on whether or not a man shitting out a gas pump the photo is it real is it fake that's the level of genius behind this art that you are listening to you know oh god brutal brutal that's that's what's the annoying part now now shouldn't it annoying it should not annoy me it shouldn't because this is this is my area this is where I come together with other folks you know you tune in and you're listening to this and you're thinking to yourself like yeah I don't know who is it is it fake is it what how are we gonna get to the bottom of this the article goes on by saying the elder man was not defecating in the open he was clearly wearing pants not shorts contrary to the photo that was initially shared the racism and hate that's being spread about this is incident is disappointing and alarming is what Raj tweets on top of this out of respect for the senior citizen involved we are not providing any further comment on this you know what who am I to say anything about shit in their pants you know who am I who am I why are we all gonna act like we we we have an eight something that was questionable you knew it was gonna tear your insides up but the grease the grease and the fat and the disgusting carbs that you ingest you think to yourself like I know I should I'm lactose intolerant I shouldn't have a milkshake but I'm gonna chance it today because I'm feeling a little naughty I'm feeling a little sexy and you do that and you go out in public and you chance it because you're a risk taker you're an adventurer and I respect that about individuals now was this guy inside trying out the new flatbread pizza from Tim Hortons and he got to his car and he was like oh this hit me way too hard I cannot make it back one step I've done I've had that a few times where you're fighting it and fighting it and fighting it I almost lost a half an hour war one time in the back seat of a car because I refused to speak up and I knew that I was just counting down the minutes that I would be getting home you know you just stay silent you have to fight your gut it's in like your chili ring you're just fighting the diameter of your chili ring the whole time sitting in that back seat pouring sweat you know you're counting down the minutes you're watching the miles clock up you know that it would be 44 kilometers to your house and due to traffic you're doing quick math in your head I got 27 minutes I can fight this for 27 minutes you're just pushing against you know when you see those concerts and everybody is rushing in I think it was that Travis Scott concert where all those folks just start pushing against the security gate that's your insides that's that's the diarrhea screaming to get out and your hoop your hoop is the last line of defense and it's 15 senior citizens at the front gate with security fucking wands making sure no weapons get in here MIMA it should be retired at home watching God knows what series on Netflix she should be making phone calls to her granddaughter every out of the TV turn on how do I get to the Netflix how do I get to the Netflix it's like grandma you see the button on the remote that just says when hit the end where's the end can you come over here and show me it's like I'm at work I can't come over right now well can I let me just FaceTime you and then the FaceTime that's an even bigger disaster grandma I need you to point the camera at the remote and the camera's pointing straight up the ceiling you just see them straight up nostrils and you're like trying to know wow I can't hear you Christ this is a connection but that's how that that right there that's probably what this poor man was going to you know sometimes you got to pull your hole out in the middle of public and unleash hell I've been guilty of it I've never I've never shit at a gas pump but I have been known to shit myself in public you know a good Sunday hangover after a good night on a good night on the whiskeys and the next day is followed by pilots taking place in the porcelain to the theater you know unbelievable it's a tough life we live folks it's a tough life we live speaking of tough lives these poor this poor Italian woman the Olympics is anybody even watching the Olympics it initially kicked off with I don't even know what the hell was happening I open up Twitter and the first thing I see is like a fat Jesus a fat female Jesus everybody's upset at that and then you had whatever papa smirth with his hog out I'm not overly religious so I don't they're making fun of the last supper and then all the other religious snobs chime while it's not that they were making fun who cares okay you religious folks they would never make fun of Muslims we make fun of Muslims what are you talking about we make a couple jokes there's shit in the gas pumps we just made fun of it for 20 minutes come on folks nah everybody gets these jokes now the Olympics are under fire over that it's too gay the Olympics are too gay oh right yes no when I when I see a male gymnast I think to myself boy that guy's probably straighter than a flagpole in the winter time right that's pointing straight up come on folks and then and then we move on to the boxing this is the big one okay this is the big one everyone now has their two cents about that Algerian woman woman we don't know we don't know what she is our our Algeria listen I'm seeing some reports coming out that that is a naturally born woman I believe they call it cis these days I believe they call it cis XX chromosomes but because some of there's some genetic defect going on that she's pumping out too much testosterone and it registered as XY chromosomes got her banned from another boxing event earlier I believe in the year or the year before and now it's trans woman why are we just not taking into consideration that maybe just the ladies from Algeria are a little bit homily why are we not taking that into consideration the Neanderthal women that crawled down out of a cave to go to the Olympus to go knock the shit out of other women you know the Italian I'm gonna try to get a medal here and then this Algerian monster just came out of a cave punched her right in the head into the that Italian woman was like nope not doing it I'm out of here I'm done I've had enough one and done 43 seconds tapping out maybe maybe Algeria is just producing some of these thick Helga bitches that we haven't seen in a minute we used to look at at Scandinavian women and think like holy that has to be a man that has to be a man there is no way that lady can lift 4,000 pounds over her head that's gotta be a man maybe these ladies from Algeria are just a little *gasp* did you not consider that? nobody's considering that I can't believe you folks who are always running J.K. Rowling has to get in the mix and start running her trap right out of this *sings* I'm a woman I want to thank my team my coaches times are a change aren't they? we're progressing very fast back in the 60s your grandfather used to have to slap your grandmother around in a kind of a closed-off area in the house and not hit her in a manner where she could bruise and start telling people you know you gotta be able to gaslight her a little bit no no no no that black eye she was you know Martha she's a silly goose sometimes she put a tomato soup can at the top of the cupboard and we were having a little spaghetti and meat sauce and she likes to put the tomato sauce you know how she makes that puts the soup can up there well old fumbles what happens the soup can comes down right in the eye that's why she's got a black eye you think I was giving her a one-two Mayweather in the kitchen are you out of your mind it's 1965 we're better than that now you can't just smack your wife meanwhile now now grandpa's watching the olympics and seeing guys throw on a bra and just beat the hell out of him he's got to be upset back in the day you had to be a little more discreet about slapping the ladies around now you just go in a boxing ring in the island every four years you can sign up and go down and just beat the absolute snot out of a woman they'll congratulate you hand you a metal and you go back to your home country a hero and you want to say that this isn't progress how dare you how dare you you're out of your minds people this is this is the best it's going to get this is the closest we're going to get to advocating for men to beat the hell out of women and you have a problem with it unbelievable I got I know I know at least nine guys we could call up right now scattered across the country there's probably thousands of these guys just hanging out in a trailer park right now that have slapped around their old lady for not bringing back a six pack of whatever beer was on set and she spent just a little too much money on the alcohol selection and now she's in for four rounds she's been a sparring partner for at least 10 out of the 12 years of marriage that guy's battle tested he knows how women fight back why are we not as a nation grabbing a few of those guys and throwing them in Paris we could we could use a gold medal in the fucking female Olympic boxing couldn't we here in Canada now just think Canada how many of them are floating around down in America I bet you have what 20-30% of the prison system has guys for smacking around some ladies right these are Olympic athletes that you're you're depriving of performing on an international stage due to the fact that you can't be progressive enough and forget what that wizard writing retard J.K. Rowley saying you can't have a man of a shot the fuck up go wave a wand make another story about some twink that went to magic school we've had enough of it hang your hat on the wall it's over no one gives a shit about some idiot with a lightning bolt scar over his eyebrow it's done millennials have moved on they have moved on now you want to get into the whole trends debate after what years and years decade a decade of playing fantasy and you can't dive into the fantasy waters get with the times J.K. you're an asshole I'll say I'll say it on this show you're an asshole for thinking that you have led millennials on to believe that they're a part of a fake school and and we can't live in reality a little here we can't we can't let the boys go out and bring home some medals you big it this is all for comedy purposes by the way nobody should take this show ever serious at all even in the past I'm trying to I'm trying to really craft this this show in a in a direction that is much needed right now mocking the current state of affairs mocking our political leaders mocking the whole structure of hierarchy within our societal realm it makes no sense to me talking will be outlawed so I'm going to enjoy it while I still can and I want to just say the dumbest wildest shit I possibly can drum up inside my P brain and I don't see a problem with that some folks do some folks some folks think that you know I maybe I'm an academic I don't think that at all I'm sorry I'm breaking character here nobody thinks that nobody walks up to me I'm like hey what do you think about the geopolitical situation that's happening between nobody cares what Uncle Hack has to say about the fucking Gaza is real war that's happening the real war that's happening right now that I'm going to cover on this show okay is the invisible war that's taking place that a lot of people are not paying attention to I don't even think many of you know that it's going on right now it's under the radar and you need to know about this apparently I just stumbled across this the other day I didn't even know it was happening apparently Gen X and Millennials are at war with Gen Z right now I had no idea about this I was unaware that this war was even taking place and I wasn't even involved first off can we stop can we stop Millennials okay my generation we are not cool anymore okay we are not cool we had our chance and we blew it what did we do we kicked our feet up many of you like we just discussed decided that you wanted to play in fantasy land on what Harry Potter house you identify best with you know you walked around hey you muggle and now now reality settled in we're all in our 30s and not cool anymore we don't create any of the new slang that the kids are using we're outdated in fact the only thing that's keeping us relevant right now is limp biscuit and you could even consider that like a Gen X generational thing even though we came up with it it was part of our generation you know in the 90s and early 2000s the the new metal era of music is come back I don't know how much Gen Z is digging their claws into it nickel back we got nickel back to present to them that's all we really have right now before our eyes for some reason I don't even know why the war is happening why are we upset at Gen Z nobody has came forward and said why we are pick what because they don't want to follow in the same footsteps that we did we sat around with the idea that startups was going to be the next big we had all these start-up ideas I'm going to create an app where dog owners can text other dog owners it'll be like Tinder but the dogs can look at the photos and if they bark then we'll meet up for a play date and whatever dog park and is a bang bang bang kill me that's what we spent our time doing okay we didn't we didn't curate and mold the future for the next the next generation coming up could give two shits about anything we care about we we didn't give them any styles I guess no that's a lie because I'm seeing the early 2000s style of kind of the skid baggy pants in the in the tight t-shirts remember the wide pants you get them at like Randy River I can't remember what the true name is but those wide jeans I'm seeing those come back the 70s fashion is in with Gen Z we didn't leave much we left the door actually quite wide open for these guys to just do whatever the hell we want and it is fun I will say this I love watching the realization settle in in my era of human beings where we are no longer relevant no more and you can say that about me I'm fine with that I don't want I don't want to be somebody that is totally in the mix I don't want to be mainstream it would be nice to have a fan base just large enough where you could tour North America comfortably you know the idea of mansions and fast cars and expensive watches doesn't get any blood to my cock but watching the realization settled in to many of these millennials that we are no longer our humor is no longer relevant a lot of the younger generation doesn't find most of it funny a lot of that curated nonsense in the beginning we are kind of the first generation that grew up with the internet so there is a back log of what we did wrong and now Gen Z is able to see like oh you don't want to be like that guy you don't want to be like that guy we are still going to have stupid individuals that do dumb shit on the internet right here old stupid you should go back and look at things and be like oh god I hate it so much I don't think there's a single video from 2017-2018 that I look at and be like that's funny I shouldn't there should be an evolution and quite honestly I don't think I've created anything in the past year that I'm like who raw I do get a I do get a smirk from time to time about the vaccine one that one gets me I'm not racist anymore because the vaccine only racists and homophobes are unvaccinated that was a fun one for me I had a good time with that one after that you know I had a few other sketches but this war this war this invisible war we should be dumping billions into this now which side obviously I'm gonna I'm gonna side a little bit more with Gen Z because I just want millennials for the ones that annoy the shit out of me the most Gen Z's are making me laugh harder than the millennials you know all those over produced and tacky videos from back in the day when they resurface you're like oh god oh god and it's very expressive the drama kids the teeter kids that had just the slight knowledge on how to produce content back in the day shot the fame that's how you got like your Logan Paul's the back the what was that current love for all those creators we're now Gen Z Gen Z yeah I love the laziness behind of what they're doing just a little hip twist and barely lip sync lyrics I'm for that I like that I like no effort because our generation Gen X and millennials are just complaining Gen Z's like this is talent I'm like whoa talent there's no talent here at all but they just believe it I like it I like that no one cares and they just destroy everything it's beautiful art is not thriving AI is coming over we're using AI about generating income off social media and stealing people's content and putting your own twist on it in some video of a guy weed whacking a sidewalk and making the edges all nice you put you double it up with that post it to some other tick-tock account at garners millions and millions of views and you make seven eight thousand dollars a month repurposing someone else's shit genius make your money destroy it all burn it to the ground I love it live art is thriving to a degree the big name guys are able to charge $150 a seat to go tell jokes yeah danger cats comedy we're like bring your ass out for $25 for the love of Christ bring your ass out for $25 we're getting called called all the names in the media because we're telling some naughty jokes across the country it's a good time to be alive that's why I side with Gen Z a little bit I want to strike a match I want to light a flame I want to be young again I want to say no gap I want to not feel like a pansy I want to say those things don't you I want to perm my hair so it's all curly in the front with that that llama hairstyle and go around and just lift weights and end everything with bro hey bro bro you don't even know bro how fucking psyched I am bro like no cap on cap no cap steeze font italic times Roman numel times Roman numeral italic and bold no cap son get at me she's saying onc I want to hear those words I want to be spoken to in that way I want to be in though I want in on the war what do we got to do what do we got to do I want to I want in on this I'm not cool anymore I'm aging I look my age I feel my age I'm tired you know it's gone to that point the crossover is there I'm 33 years old I don't act it I don't want to act like it there's an idea in our head of like you have to be a certain thing at a certain age there's really these rules these unwritten rules of life that are all and we're aware but unaware of plenty of us seem to think we have this figured out we're arguing online constantly about it you know the millennial women right now what I'm seeing that have popularity online are preaching this lifestyle of being child free of living your life going to concerts and brunch at 11 and trying to project that their life is somehow more meaningful than the individuals that do have children and take their kids to swimming lessons and all that where I almost you know I see you don't see the women that are mothers you have the mother content creators that that probably their content is getting in the in front of the eyes of other moms so they can discuss like the various ways that they're raising their children and you can steal ideas and you hey this would work for me that won't that's the point of social media is to educate one another on whatever the fuck you give a shit about and if motherhood is that congratulations I wish you the best on your endeavors I am not here to hate on it but I'm on the mothery TikTok but the child free women that are that are putting stuff out there you can see a shallow version of that human behind those eyes of projecting that my lifestyle is so much better than waking up to you see Chelsea Handler I don't got a kid I don't got a kid like me I live the best life I'm down a ski slope with my tits out these hangers are just flopping in the wind while I'm hitting the slopes down in Denver Colorado isn't that nice nipple so hard I can kind of windshield I'm over here cutting glass I'm a glazer at this point in my life my tits are out life is good no kid has sucked them dry just gravity did its work for me and these ladies are running around trying to flex that somehow they're like I've never looked at a woman skiing down a hill at the age of 55 with her tits out and thought to myself you know what that is really what it's all about right there that lady is ahead of her time get me out of here it's somehow it's controversial to say something like that watching white women in their 40s now run to the idea of like oh I didn't make a mistake did I I didn't I didn't scare off any potential lover for the future and that goes for lesbians as well you know these ladies that any lover at all I don't care who you love you've pushed off every individual that gave you any time of the gave you time out of their day gave you the attention and your brain your brain is just so poisoned that that that it pushed the words that you use and how you speak to these individuals you've pushed them out of your life and now you use social media to pat yourself on the back as if like ah I am in the right place the right time my mantra is child free look at me tits are out while I ski and life's good but I see these in the the culture war that's taking place if like trying to allow now life life here we're going to get philosophical here for a second I don't think that you've got to compare your life to others and make your life seem like it's better I appreciate people who have a good life and make it look like shit or if their life is shit and they put it out there then that's that that's more wholesome to me you can identify with that where when you try to project yourself there's a better human being than you actually are like I must come back I almost listen I was running around the countryside hosting amateur strip contests all through the western region of Canada while starting this while just regurgitating talking points from a lunchroom from the oil patch and it garnered this attention because it was for some odd reason this brings me back to the speech part in the beginning that we were talking about is you're not supposed to talk a certain way you're not supposed to say certain things and that's always irritated me I don't understand why you can't just talk I don't know why we are so driven to criminalize speech and censor one another I think that speech should be open and the idea that hate speech exists is concerning because it brings in this gray area I think the only way you combat bad speech there's bad speech in good speech and I think you need just more good speech to combat the bad speech but a lot of us I don't think understand context and tone and intent behind the words so it confuses us you confuse comedy for taking it in a literal sense and now you're left with this idea of what that person said they meant and they run around like a torch is out throw them in the wood pile put them in the wood chipper we gotta get rid of this guy he's saying some things that are a little too truthful I want his head on a stake and then I'm gonna fuck his mouth until his eyes pop out you understand me you son of a bitch get a wanted poster out across the country I want faxes I want printed copies on light posts I want tweets I want Facebook posts I want it everywhere and I'm not gonna stop until I fuck his severed head on a stake till his eyes pop out of his skull and those will be the last words to ever leave his mouth is my semen screaming looking for an ovary to praying that's how I want my life to end that's how I want my life I want I want I want folks to be so upset over the words coming out of my mouth that there is a witch hunt for me that would be just such a high honor in my head such a high honor to be chased around in the streets which were probably not that far off which is great and speaking of high honors oh let's uh we have for the first time in quite some time folks a fan has finally figured out now I I was worried for a while I was worried for a while and the internal temp of the cameras finally went down I do have a fan coming that will keep this little sucker cool just hasn't arrived yet we're getting there but a fan has finally sent in a voice note and it's figured out how to do it what a treat record a voice note on your phone and email it to me I'll play it on the show you don't need to put your name in it you can just talk you can say whatever keep it short they don't have all day for you okay we have that for you it's the first time and I believe about six months on the Uncle Egg Podcast here we go what does this gentleman have to say? hey Uncle Hack I read the podcast episode about the Picton it's wondering if you ever heard of Pat Carson he's Alberta's serial killer that's currently still uh living on his farm doing fucking weird shit if you look on Reddit and Facebook there's a ton of information about it one guy even on Facebook said very Canadian accent weird kind of basementy thingy and he didn't really understand what it was for it had like a sump with a drain and it was just a small room and then years later when he started hearing rumors about the Pat Carson dude he's like oh my god I made his fucking killing room and he told our CMP about it and they wouldn't follow up on it for a long time and when they finally did it had it all been destroyed or whatever and yeah there's much information um check out YouTube, Facebook and Reddit there's lots info on Pat Carson we appreciate that uh voice note you sent us in the the tracker on Facebook and fuck and yeah we'll give her a go we'll take a look into this we uh thank you that episode with the unacceptable Canadian really drug out some fucking folks from the weeds let me tell you I got some pretty odd emails after that uh we will be following up with her in the near future we thank you for tuning in to another episode of the Uncle Hack podcast please if you like the show head on over patreon.com/dangercat69 support us there and by us I mean me extra episodes out every week uh well try to just got back this was so you know we're getting back in the swing of things it's tough to accomplish a lot of this on the road we're traveling hard traveling long thank you for your dates available at dangercatshop.com links are down below thank you take care everybody [Music] [Music] 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