The Sports Brewery Podcast

356: Episode 322 - 8-1-24

Braga, King, and Ski talk: :15: Marvel movies, RDJ vs Majors. 12:25: Shit talking at the Olympics, Peacock's amazing coverage, Tom Cruise opening the LA games. 18:15: Lebron's squad > Dream Team, when the rest of the world caught up, the future, the women's team leaving off Clark and Reese. 35:23: Complete losers calling Imane Khelif a man. 52:10: Breakdancing as a sport, the horrible USA 3x3 teams. 1:05:30: Top three 3x3 players who should be on the team instead of who is actually on the team.

Duration:: 1h 19m
Broadcast on:: 02 Aug 2024
Audio Format:: mp3

(upbeat music) ♪ I was so dumb but I hopped on a plane ♪ ♪ I was drove right back to the 541 ♪ - What was the big plus one, was it like the eternals? - Yeah. - Yeah, see that's it's nobody knows who those people were. You need it. - Yeah, which is weird 'cause like everybody they got to be in it is like a absolute star, yeah. - I actually thought the movie wasn't bad. It's just, I don't know these characters. So it's like maybe you like work some of them into other movies first and then you give them their own shit, it's like-- - Yeah, like the eternals universe didn't make any sense. Like if you're including it in the MCU, like all this shit happened, like how have they never interacted with anybody else at any point? Like 'cause they were on Earth for like thousands of years, right? Like how have they never interacted with anybody? Like you would think like Thor coming from another universe to crash onto Earth would sort of raise a red flag, but whatever. - So you know, I guess the problem I have it with the whole like future of Marvel is like, I don't wanna see Aaron Mackie as Captain America. - I do. - I do. - Is his Cheetos supposed to be taken over Iron Man? And it's like-- - He's doing the Iron Wars. - Or his war machine. - Which is where like-- - Somebody steals, apparently somebody steals the Iron Man technology and he has to like get a back or something. - Yeah, but he's essentially taken over the Iron Man like role, like character. - No, he is. Like if you saw the series, which was actually pretty good, he totally takes over the mantle. - Exactly. And then you have the new Black Panther and it's like-- - Yeah. - Yet, you know, all of a sudden you're starting to pinch and hold all these new characters into like existing characters, that's the thing. They're not new characters. - They're trying to do the young Avengers too. And that's why they're bringing all these like the kids in. - Ooh. - Yeah, which? - The problem is they definitely-- - They definitely slowed their role on all of it. Like the fact that they had their big announcement and only announced two movies is like says a lot. And by the way, you notice who was not on that was what's his face? Majors? - Oh yeah, that's-- - Yeah, Kang is gone. - Yeah, that'll slow your role on when you try to build the future off that and then that gets derailed. But also, I mean, they're years in years. - They were setting it up big, man. Like, and they just had to completely stop it. Like it's a shame-- - So my eyes are-- - Like Loki, like Loki ties into the new Deadpool. And like they set up a lot in the Loki series. Like that was really good. Like, but including the Kang character, they set up a whole bunch with him. And now that's just and the Ant-Man movie too, which like everybody hated, but it had the actual Kang in it. And so like now that's just completely abandoned. - I think it was wrong. - I don't know, man. Like, I don't know, like, I love Robert Downey Jr. Like, apparently there's a comic storyline where Iron Man becomes doom, but like, I don't know, man. - You don't see his face though, so it's like, who cares? - Yeah. - Yeah, we'll see what he does. - I mean, he's got the mask on. - We'll see what they do. I'm really curious how the fuck they're tying everything in with that too, 'cause like-- - Well, I said, they're very-- - Because fantastic-- - They're years out. - Well, fantastic four is like set in the '60s. And doom is like the villain in Fantastic Four. So like, how the fuck are you, I mean, I know timelines and whatnot, but-- - No, but I, like I said, I think they're years away, 'cause I mean, look what they had to set up to even start the Avengers. They like, it was like 10 years of movies of, you know, Iron Man's and Thor's and shit like that. And then you need to build these characters back up through like multiple movies before you just throw them all together for an ensemble cast. - Yeah, and I, 'cause those are of Avengers movies that they announce, like they're both Avengers movies. - Yeah, all right, that's-- - Yeah. Who the hell's gonna be an Avenger at that point? - Well, especially with what like Guardians is done for the most part, I think, at least for most of the characters. - I bet they could bring Prat back, I mean. Yeah. - Yeah, it's by, yeah. No one wants Spider-Man. - Spider-Man rather. - Like the end of Spider-Man, nobody knows who the hell he is. So, Spider-Man's kind of out right now. - No, and then, yeah, I'm sure, I mean, they could probably get Hemsworth back for Thor, but-- - Oh, yeah. - He's probably done if he, like, yeah, I don't think you're making any more Thor movies. - Yeah. - So it's like, well-- - I'm curious how they're gonna-- I'm curious what they're gonna do with X-Men. 'Cause like, you can't do-- - Well, that's weird. - You can't do like-- - But they're missing. - You can't do like a full reboot of the X-Men. Like, 'cause I was thinking about that. You can't just like, you can't reboot Magneto because Magneto's origin story is being in a Nazi internment camp. Like, you can't do it. (laughing) - That's right. - Yeah. It's true. - Oh, hey, Kate. - Very true. - Nice of you to join us. - I mean, yeah. - Magneto. Can't retell that one. - Timeline-wise, Kate, by the way, listener. I'm gonna keep all of that Marvel talk in the podcast this week. So King just hopped in. So as you can hear. 'Cause he interrupted our in-depth conversation about Marvel movies. - I mean, I mean, you got to keep true to the Magneto story. - I mean, you got to keep true to that cannon, man. - Yeah, if not for him, for who? - The Jews, right? Doesn't that kind of his whole back story? - Yeah, it is. - We're gonna have Rosa Pucks and Uber next. I mean, what's happening here? (laughing) Let's see, what do we got in the chat? Boob will never saw "Eternals." All his friends said it was trash. Maybe you should give it a shot. I mean, you might as well. I mean, what else are you doing? Fucking watch "Eternals." Let's see. Why are we okay with a new Batman every five years, but not a new Iron Man? I mean, because there's a cinematic universe, that's probably why, for one of them, there's not for the other. Majors was badass and Creed III, too bad he's problematic. Yep. - Yeah, Jonathan Majors is like, why don't we get to see Jonathan Majors again? - What are we doing? - Yeah. - Hopefully never. - Yeah, probably the user. - Yeah. - It's been funny to see the... - Skate, you look like fucking Zlatan. I love it. Who's here here? - How are you guys doing? - I don't know. - I don't know what is great. - What is Lothran, is he Swedish? - Yep, sure. - Yeah. - He's one of those. - Yep. - There you go. - Abrahamovich, yeah, put the hair to the side. Come on, man. - Oh, my God. - Abrahamovich. - Oh, my God. - Why? - You do play Berkeley FC. Holy shit. - Why would you ever wear a hat, dude? - Why? - Why would you ever wear a hat? - It's how long this shit is. You gotta do something with it. - Yeah, I see it, Ski. And I'm asking the questions. It's too thick and voluminous. I can't do it. - Too thick and voluminous, this fucker says. Shut up. As if that's possible. I'm just a reporter. I'm out here asking questions for the people. - Right, no, but back to the juggling of people trying to equate what Jonathan Majors did to Robert Downey Jr's substance abuse in like the early '90s. It's like that dude was out of Hollywood for a decade because of it. - He literally went to jail, like. - Yeah, and it didn't hurt anyone. He just was doing drugs and drinking too much. - Yeah. - And pissed the wrong people in Hollywood off for a decade. By now, that's the same as, you know, abusing women, right? - Yeah, same thing. - Yeah, yeah. Snorting a rail in your breadwood estate is exactly the same as punching a woman in the eye socket repeatedly. - Yeah. - Very analogous. - Yeah. - Well, I'm at least glad Marvel finally decided to, like officially take him out of all their things. It took 'em a while, but you know, all right. - It was a while. - Took 'em a while. - I don't know. I don't like either one of those. - Yeah, you know, we're just riffing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Welcome to the podcast, everybody. I'm Alex Kingsky. Podcast handles are on the picture of the podcast. If you wanna tweet at us, join our Discord, Sports Brewery, and Discord. It's a good time. That's where we get our movie suggestions, our list suggestions. We got a lawyer in there, folks. He's given us like legal advice on things in there. So if you need me. - Ha, ha, legal legal. - Yeah, we got lots of- - Legal legal- - Got lots of legal-ies going on right now. So yeah, get in there, Sports Brewery and Discord. If you need an invitation, just ask us for it. Twitch.tv/Abrog87 is where we are right now. Twitch.tv/Abrog87. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - Abrog 87. - Wait, hold up. - We, people have to get invites to the Discord? - Nope, but we can give them one. - Oh, okay, okay, okay. Carry on. - Okay, no. - I'm sure you, I know you have that read-in scripted. I just never pay attention. - Man, it's like, it's so weird. It's such like a, like a radio training thing. And I was never trained in radio, but like, where you just like, you get stuck in these like, patterns where you just repeat the same shit over and over again. Like I, I literally try every time to not do the exact same thing I did the week before. - No, I think you're supposed to do the exact same thing. - Yeah, it's the cadence. You do that cadence every time. - I know. - Yeah. - I am conscious of it. I'm like, it's cool, it's just another Coors line update, man. - It's a scoreboard update, yeah. Movie on Sunday. - TV, yes. - Movie on Sunday, see? - Oh, it's ready. - See, it's in there. Like, I had the timeline of things I need to say, and the movie was right back here, and now we're at the movie part. It was still there, it was waiting. - Stupid brain. - Movie on Sunday, it is major league two. Thanks for that, WCP. - Jackass, it is on Netflix, major league two. I think we can safely say the worst of all the major league movies. - No, I haven't seen back to the mic. - Have you seen back to the mic? - All right, listen on Sunday. - It's not singing back to you in the buzz. - Listen on Sunday, we'll have this conversation. Hash it out. - This guy has not seen Walton Goggins turn two. That's for sure. - Boy, the baseball, we should say this, but like the baseball from one to the other two movies, wow, it's a falling off a cliff, man. - They're at least still throwing and hitting baseballs in the second. At least they are doing that. It's not CDI. - You're the one, it's. - Yeah, it's, oh my God. - Okay, enough. - We can save, save, save. - Yeah, that's when AI really started taking over Hollywood, was back to the minors. All right, where should we start? Olympics happening? Simone Biles winning all the gold still? I sort of have enjoyed the, like the general shit talking aspect of the Olympics so far. 'Cause like we saw it with Biles and was it Michaela Skinner or whatever who was the former gymnast who was talking shit saying they're all bad. And you know, they literally like are talking shit online. They're in the press conferences talking shit. Sabrina today, hitting that three. So the only reason she shot it is because there's a point differential thing. Like I understand that in the Olympics, but like knocking down the three and then shushing the crowd is awesome. Like that's awesome. I love that stuff. So I don't know, I feel like the Olympics over time have not been that, but this year they sort of have been. - They've been propping up like the US Aussie like swimming feud big time also for it. They've been trying to push narratives of, you know, actual, you know, real or fake, you know, back and forth. But I mean, none of it's like US, Mexico, Kopa or anything like that, but it's pretty good. Have you guys enjoyed watching the Olympics? You've been actually like watching it? - Yes, very much so. - I have two. Yeah. And that's not something I've been able to say for the last few Olympics. Like I've been into this one more than previous ones. I'm not sure why, but I watch like I watch skateboarding. I watch skateboarding with the 12 year old. Like I'm watching, I've watched all of the basketball game so far, all of the soccer game so far. I watch the women's rugby bronze match. Like it's actually fun and interesting. - It's the coverage now. I think that's bringing people into it more now too. It's, as I said, I, I, I semi enjoy watching rugby. I never watched rugby sevens. But I was watching a bunch of rugby sevens 'cause I could go and click on the cocking, go wait. - Yeah. - And they're like 20 minutes the entire match. - Oh, the game's 20 minutes, it's crazy. - It's crazy. - No, but at halftime. - Yeah. - Yeah, it's great. - No, no, by the way, Peacock is great. - Peacock is awesome. - It is really, really, really good. The way they've organized it is fucking amazing. And the fact that you can just like load up a game, so like games mid progress, you can load up the site, click on it. You missed the first half hour. Usually on streaming sites, you're fucked until they like post the replay later. But in this one, you just click back. You can start over, you can like, it's fantastic. Like it's really cool. And the replays are really good too. - I was listening to Andrew Sussiliano the other day when they were talking to him about the gold zone coverage. Like groundbreaking it is. And he was like, man, I hate to be like the wet blanket here. But we literally did the exact same thing for 2016, I believe in Rio and 2020, which is 2021 in Tokyo. But they had to do it on something called like NBC Olympics something.com. And so no one fucking watched it. He's like, the Scott Hanson stuff is, you know, is new. But he was like, we've literally been doing the same thing for eight years. We just now have a venue and a vessel so people can actually watch it because no one could actually watch it on whatever.com they were trying to do it on. And also like the Tokyo games. The time difference, the time London's nine hours from us. It's doable. It's not great, it's doable. But like those Tokyo games. Man, I watched two US men's games and both of them I had to wake up in like two in the morning to watch it. One of them was the gold medal game, whatever. It's different when it's like, oh, it's noon. I can watch this. It's just. - I mean, how jack up are we gonna be in four years? - Oh man, it's gonna be a standard time Olympics. - Oh man, right at the wheelhouse. - I'm gonna be going. I'm going to events. I'm going up to Seattle. I'm going down to LA. Fuck that. Let's go. Go over to Hawaii and watch the surfing, baby. - By the way, I don't know if it's true or not. I saw it. It said that, you know, after the Olympics ends, like the host nation for the next one, like it's like a passing of the torch kind of thing. I read that it's supposed to be Tom Cruise, like skydiving in to like get the flag at Olympic flag. And then there's another scene where he's like, I'm doing something like with it in LA. Like he's repelling down something in Paris to get the flag and then skydiving into LA. - Fuckin' Eiffel Tower. - Fuckin' Eiffel Tower. Yeah. - I prefer Carousel, but you know. - No, Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise crawling upside down with no rope on the Eiffel Tower and then getting on a fuckin' like dirt bike or something. Give me all of it. - Oh yeah. - Give me all of it. I'm so on board, hopping on a plane and then skydiving with no backup parachute 'cause it's Tom Cruise, baby. - Are we, you know, the US men's basketball team, they're not even out of the group stage yet. I mean, they will, they're gonna go three and a half and get out of it. Are we doing the thing where we say they're better than the original 1992 dream team? Are you guys willing to go there? - No, because they're, well, I was gonna say like, I was gonna say because like depth of the bench, there's like genuine scrubs on this team. Like there's- - Are there? - There's genuine people you've never heard of on this team. - Derek White's on the team. I mean- - Derek White, better than Christian Leitner, who was on the '92. - That was gonna be my follow-up. You're absolutely right. - There was, Christian Leitner was, I mean, the step up from Leitner to the second worst guy in the dream team, big difference than Derek White too. - I just, I just wanna put this in perspective. In 1992, Larry Bird, legend, right? - Larry Bird. - We took him champion a couple of times. (indistinct) - I lost him. - Because he was, okay, okay, we lost you for a second. Go back to your Larry Bird. You said Larry Bird. - Larry Bird was 35 years old on the dream team. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was. Magic Johnson, we don't really want to get del deep into what happened to Magic Johnson in '91 and '92. He wasn't good either. You want to know who's 39 right now on the team? - LaRocce. - Can I name LaRocce James? - LaRocce James did at the age of 35 when Magic and Bird were unbelievably washed. He won a fucking NBA title. Like, I don't, the original dream team, because if you don't want to pretend like the rest of the world has gotten better, you're just kind of being an idiot. You're just bow dumb, but of the original dream team, who could play right now? 'Cause this is my list. Michael Jordan? - Yeah. - Barkley, Charles Buckley, Carl Malone, David Robinson. - Yeah, probably Stockton. - Well, he could be in the league, but he is not. - He's not on the, no. - Yeah. - Oh, John Stockton and Chris Mullin on a pickin' all gonna stop Kevin Durant and LeBron James or Steph Curry. Like, it's, we're so warped when-- - I think Tatum-- - I think Tatum playing basketball. - I think Tatum is better than, like, most of the dream team. - And he was a D, he was a CD player. - He was a B. - Yeah, yeah. - I'm just sayin', like, I see stuff still where I go, we can stop comparing the original dream team. My guy in 1992, like, the best international player was, like, Chironis Marshall Onis. - Yeah. - What's up? - What's done? Like, look up, didn't qualify. The world is way better than in 1992. There's no Angola in the Olympics now just fartin' around, losing every game by 70. It's a little different. - Yeah, I sure, I sure that stat. - I sure that stat in the Discord, too, is like, this team has played 52 full-time NBA players, whereas the dream team played, like, three, I think it was. - I think it was, I thought it was, like, five, but can you name the five foreign players in, like, 92? - I would say, Dina Raja, Chironis Marshall Onis, Arvita Sabonis, and then I had the other two. I'm Compeja, Tari Kukuch, Toni Kukuch, who's the guy who used to play for the Blazers who, like, died in the car accident? - I was in Petrovich. - Driving Petrovich. - That's the other one. - Yeah, yeah. - That's it. - You named him. - All right. - That's like, like, I'm not going to say South Sudan is good, but South Sudan does have, like, a win-yen Gabriel, who, it was a bad NBA player. Don't get me wrong, but he made the NBA. - Yeah. - Dude, a 92, these guys, like, - He was a fan. - He was a fan. - Even Japan had a full-time NBA player. - I just, yeah, we got you. - She's a mora. - She's a different, it's just a different world. I just, like I said, like, I just have a hard time being like, "Man, can you imagine John Stockton on the perimeter against Kevin Durant?" - Well, I mean, you could realize that when, when did the US start struggling? When Spain was good, because Spain was the, like, the first one to have, like, four or five players. - Yeah, the Ghazal brothers. - The Ghazal brothers. - Yeah. - Rudy, and say, you know, they had a squad. And it's like, oh, all of a sudden, they had a little run as, like, they were the number one international team for, like, four years running there. - I think the hard thing now is, you know, these other countries, they played together for so long. Like, I mean, a lot of these guys played, you know, AA, they're equivalent to AAU, which I guess is Academy Ball when you're 15 or 16. We throw these teams together three weeks before the Olympics started. Hey, go to Vegas for 10 days. You will fly a halfway across the world to play two games. And then we'll take you to the site and play a couple exhibition games. It's just a little different. - In your guys' eyes, is this, is this kind of the, not the end for the US, but kind of the gap is closed after this one? 'Cause you gotta think, you know, Durant, LeBron, all those guys, they're gonna be, they're not gonna be playing international ball anymore. They're gonna be out of the league. But, and then you look at, you know, France just had two guys draft in the top three. They got WMB. It's like, is that scale evening out even more so now? 'Cause the US did jump that back up. 'Cause the world did kind of catch up when we were lacking and being shitty. They were deemed teams, like before they were deemed team. But now it's like, yeah, not just a singular player on these international teams. They're filling up full squads now of NBA guys. - Well, I mean, the 2019 World Cup team, before, you know, COVID head and 2020 Olympic Scott delayed, they finished seventh in the Fibo Worlds. Do you remember that roster? - I don't know. - Kemba Walker, Chris Middleton, Donovan Mitchell. Hey, Derek White, Joe Harris, Marcus Smart, Harrison Barnes, Mason Plumlee, Miles Turner, Brooke Lopez. Like, we're still the best country at like having basketball players. But when we don't send our best, we're having Plumlee's play on our end. And they finished seventh. I know 2019 feels like a long time ago. We had Kemba Walker as the best player on our roster on an international scale, four and a half years ago. Kemba Walker, he was a washed Charlotte Hornet in 2019. - Oh yeah. - Yes, the gap is closing because the thing about international play is, I mean, I'm not breaking any fucking news. It's just different than the NBA. It's just different. And I don't know if Anthony Edwards is really going to be a great international player. - Do the young kids even want, do they even want to? - I think, honestly, I do think so. - Because that was a problem, right? The young superstars didn't care at the time. - They didn't. And then, you know, like 20, the 2021 games were kind of fucked up because of COVID. Like that team also really fucking sucked. It was Tatum and Kevin Durant and an awful Damian Willard. He was terrible. Like I said, the 16 hour time difference, we kind of forget Damian Willard was an awful player in the 2021 Olympics. And he was supposed to be one of the best. And, but I do think, I do think we'll get by in. I just don't know if we fit. I just don't know if we play the game internationally. - Well, none of these, a lot of the guys have never played that FIBA rules basketball. - And it's totally different. - It's a way different. - But that first, the first game, I mean, just that sequence where, like, it's like the US team forgot you can block the ball off the rim and LeBron does it 'cause he's played in a couple of four Olympics now. And people are standing around kind of looking before they finally grab it as it about to go out of bounds. It's like, that's a rule. - That's what I was gonna say, like to your question ski is like, I think watching LeBron and watching KD and sort of playing alongside them in this Olympics, I think is gonna help the buy-in in the future. Like just, you can see how serious LeBron takes it and how savvy LeBron is with the international rules. And they wouldn't be winning the way they've been winning if LeBron wasn't playing the way he's been playing. Like, yes, like, yes, Durant's like lights out. He doesn't miss a shot when he plays, which is great. But like, LeBron is bawling hard in these Olympics. - Yeah, and you need, like before LeBron, like there was a period there where like Kobe was like the driving on force, like we were taking this serious. So everyone took the lead from Kobe. And now LeBron and I, you know, hopefully we have someone to pass it towards because we always know we're the best country at actually producing basketball players. Does that mean we'll win the gold going forward? I don't know. Like, I just, I don't know. - I said, Francis is gonna trot out like three guys that are 6'11" and wenby and then one guy's guard and playing in that fever rules. It's like, good luck. You better be swishin' everything. - Yeah. - I mean, should I, I thought Germany had four NBA players on it. I mean, it's, it's Wagner's and, like, T-s. - Hey, the Wagner's are like $200 million players. - It's a controller, yeah, it's like-- - Shruder destroys people here. - He does. - He is made for that shit. - Yes, he is. Yes. And even Canada, like, you look at Canada's whole roster. They don't got scru-- I know people make fun of Dylan Brooks and blah blah blah. Dylan Brooks is gonna be like a 15 year NBA player. Is he great? No, is he making the Hall of Fame? No. Is there gonna be an all NBA player? No, but he's gonna play for a decade plus. He's a good basketball player and he's like their fifth best player, like, I mean, he starts, but he's not, you know, he's not-- - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - He doesn't need to beat you with his wife. - The women's side is fucking annoying because they're starting to Rossi. Okay. She's a good player, but look at her stats in international play this year. She doesn't score. Chelsea Gray is starting a guard. Look at her just WMEA stats. She shoots 1.23s a game. The international game is spacing, shooting, and passing for the most part, like simplifying it down. The fact that Sabrina and Kelsey Plumb, they both combined hit like eight threes a game, like 8.5 threes a game combined. Where Gray and Rossi, it's like 1.2. It makes no sense. - Like I said, it's similar to the '92 drink. They don't have to worry about losing. So you could start the, you know, they're in their last Olympics. They're old. So it's like, you might as well, they have no, they're not going to lose. - No, you might as well go to their flour. So that's- - I get it. - Yeah. - And I think, I think, I think Belgium, when they played today, was the betting favorite to get silver. You know, so, so- - It's like when the US played Serbia in the first round of the group play. Like they were favored to silver bronze. I mean, they're right there too. So it's, there is a gap still, but it's kind of annoying, like on the women's side to watch, because you just kind of, you can see how it kind of plays out. And it's like, you know, like they're going to win by 15. Like they did today where they just kind of just won by 12 or whatever it was. But they're missing their opportunity with, because like I said, they have the momentum right now, the WMA does. It's like, Angel Reese and Caitlyn Clark should be on this team. The old, those two older, they, Terasi and the other chick, should not be on this team if you were trying to promote the game more. Like that was your goal was to promote the WNBA, especially internationally. Those two would be playing instead of the older players. No, Don Staley talked about that too with, with Toreko, because Don Staley is on like the selection committee for US basketball. And she was like, yeah, when we made the selection. So she was like, if we were to make the selection today, we probably would go another way with it just because of how she's been playing this season in the WNBA. But she was like, when we made the selection, she hadn't really done anything yet, other than what she had done in college, which is incredible. Sure, we can get, get your young superstars, international eyes on them. It's like, if you want to grow your sport, that's what you do. By the way, by the way, we got to like give Angel Reese her props. Because, you know, like early on this season, like she was doing a whole bunch of not shit and talking a lot of shit, but like since then, it's like all she does is get double doubles. She's like one of the best, she's one of the best players in the WNBA this year. So it's what I will just say. I will just say she is in elite rebounder elite elite elite elite elite elite. Some of those double double stats, it's like they're either down 10 or up 10 and they're just feeding her so she can get to 11 points or 10 points in the last 20 seconds. You're able to get to 10 points. Yeah. So she's elite defender elite rebounder, but. So we can get her own rebound, get her own way down a couple of times, get a put back. Yeah, I mean, I've never seen. You can't be in going forward. I'm not saying she's not, but some of those like 11 straight double doubles. Well, yeah, she took four shots in the last 90 seconds and get to 10 points. I think I've never, I've never seen someone with worse touch around the room. That was. He didn't try though. He didn't try. So don't, so don't a prince. Oh, we're talking about good players. We're both part of the edge. I think he's pretty good for TCU. They're ninth season. Yeah, and that one month in March of 2021. That one time where she had like a one, that two, that two game run. And that 14 day stretch is March of 2021 in the bubble. Yeah. Bum, am I allowed to call Sedona Prince a bum? No, she's, she's interesting. Do we want to get into the, into the spicy Olympic boxing talk? Are, OK, I mean, I think I know what you're bringing up, but go ahead. Yeah, but I will, I'll preface this by saying, haven't we had this conversation during the Olympics, like three other times? Seems like it all comes up, right? No, that's not new. I, I'm just baffled about people. Like it's, well, it's because the whole trans thing now, but it's the same argument. It's, it's not about that, but that's what they're quoting to. But we've had this argument about women testing with higher testosterone on their body. But there was that, I can't remember the, the, the runner. And there were other athletes too. It's like, we've gone over this topic. I thought we put this to bed a decade ago. It's, it's, so I just want to, I just want to read the bed, you know, from Algeria, there is a main caliph from Taiwan, Lin Wu-Tang or boxers on the women's side. There has been nothing substantial. There's been no shred of evidence. They weren't born women with vaginas and functioning uteruses. They're women. Why did you, why did you sound like Trump when he said vaginas? I don't know. I, well, I think it was with the, I do know why. Yeah, I was talking with my hands and I was looking at it and I was like, nobody knows more about vaginas than me. But there's no credit. There's a, there's talk that they're trans. There's, there, there's no credible. The, the, you, you, you can't just say that. Khalif is from Algeria. Homosexuality, let alone transgender, is illegal in the country. Like death penalty. In cases can be, you know, three years imprisonment for the sin of being homosexual or transgender. So to think that that country of Algeria is going to go on some nefarious scheme to put a transgender person in the Olympics is fucking insane. And. She was not predicted. I don't think she was betting favorite to metal either. It's not like they both, they both competed in the 2020 slash 2021 Tokyo games. Neither of them meddled. Neither of them came close to meddling straight up beat. They're not good. Like, I say that comparatively, when in Gabriel would beat a bull with date, he beat us 10 nothing in horse. Unless we hit a miraculous shot. He's in the Olympics. Another when in Gabriel reference. I know, God, I really love this one in guy. Obsessments. It's like, it's, it's just, I'm, I'm seeing people on my time on my social media is that I feel like a pretty rational and sane people. Like doing genuine, genuinely a set about this. Oh, well, I just, I don't understand because there's no credible person who's saying, oh, they were born men. Like that's, that's not, that's not what's happening. And if I was run out too early by prominent, like, I think McAfee made comments earlier. And that Riley gains right before finished seventh in a meet once and turned into whole economy. Fucking somehow because she lost to six other people in Lee, Thomas. You know, it's just, it's kind of. For months, for months, for months. Yeah, it's just like, I just, I'm not, the thing is confusing me because. Because if you act like a, and I'm doing a repeat here, was she born with vagina? If you would say yes, do you have uterus? Yes. Did her, did their countries, they were born in Taiwan and Algeria. This isn't someone from fucking San Francisco or Brentwood if we're doing stereotypical shit. Like these aren't countries that are pretty oppressive on some fronts. And if they're comfortable or not even comfortable, if they're just forever cycling them through as biological women, the fuck are we doing here? This is not, we're making, we're making this such a stupid, such a stupid issue that it's not. And I'm like, well, she has a little bit of testosterone or she has more testosterone. Okay. But the IOC tests that they have a threshold. So, you know, they're like, well, the world championships. They said they had too much testosterone. Okay, so different combat sports have different rules of thresholds. Welcome to boxing and MMA. Like, I don't really know what you want me to say. Like, this isn't a, a paul brother doing an unsanctioned event. So they can roid out of their fucking mind and fight. Like, that's not what this is. The Olympics have a threshold. Like, how many, do you think bam, out of bio has more testosterone on a test than someone from insert country? Like, I'm just picking a random US player, right? I probably sell the LeBron genetic freak probably has a more testosterone than any of us. Like, right? That's just kind of how it is. But they have a threshold for it. She doesn't go, they don't go over it. No, I don't. Don't go over it. Our, our, we are collective us three. And let's say maybe a good other portion of Oregon sport fans kind of see this differently because we dealt with this with Kendra a little without her name, right? Yes. We went through this what like a decade ago or like, like six years ago, we, we, we delved into this whole thing of some women produce more testosterone. More testosterone. That's something we haven't said yet. It's like, every human being is different. Some women have more testosterone than other women. That's how it fucking works. We're all individual flowers, man. Like, it's, what, what a ridiculous argument. And, and especially like King says, they test for that. If you're popping over your testosterone, you're not going to pass it. Yeah. Like, shouldn't that should not be the question? Like, I don't understand it. Like the question, like, oh, are you within the Olympic guidelines? Yes. Okay. Cool. They've been on. Yeah. Yeah. That's the thing that is escaping me is there are rules. The IOC has always had rules. The IOC has kicked men out of like Ben Johnson, like eliminated for having too much testosterone because he was doping. Like, it's almost the entire Russian Federation before. Like, yeah, like, Russians can't compete on earth that flag this year. Like, it's crazy. And it's just, and it's not even just for Ukraine. It's because they're the, they're the ultimate doping country, even in China was hit a bunch with like their women app. Like, yeah, they're swimming team is like, government officials, like assigned to providing performance enhancers to them. We've, we've, we've all seen Rocky for, we know how it works. Yeah. Yeah. Just the whole thing. If he, if he dies, he dies. I mean, I, I get it. You see the shit heal politicians say the shit and I, I get that, but you see, like Dan Orlowski saying, like, we need to protect our daughters. Protect your daughters. If I want, guess what? This Italian broad has got punched in the nose, and she couldn't take it. That's essentially all that really happened. And if you look at other videos from her, she's a bad fighter. Like, there are videos of her when, when the round starts, she's backing up and she twists her ankle, it has to be disqualified. Like, she's jaunty Porter adjacent, I think. Like, I would love to see the prop bets on her because there was a couple of videos I see, she just throws, she just, oh, I'm hurt. I'm out. I'm done. I've never been punched so hard. Lady, you're a boxer. I know they put heavy guys in the Olympics, but you, you dropped your left hand and you left your face exposed and you got punched in the nose. That kid hurts. And you, you fell on your knees and cried. Like, I'm, if Mike Tyson was in a ring, that's not fair. Like, you know what I mean? Like, Prime Mike Tyson fighting against that woman. That's not fair. That's not what we're watching. And we just, I don't know, maybe I'm fucking weird on this one, but I don't understand what the, once you take like five minutes to like research some of it, like not even research, because that's putting way too much like credence into what you read. Just, she's from Algeria and they said she's a woman on her birth certificate. The fuck is, I, in all these cases in my eyes, especially like here with like, like in high school, like trans athletes, once a, once a legit athlete has complaints, then maybe there's something to it. But the only people that have complained is a chick that got like ninth in her state tournament and cried about her like missing scholarships. Another one was some like 24 year old skateboarder who was losing to 10 year old skateboarders and finishing like 27. It's like, you're not good. You're just a sore loser and you're trying to pick someone to say, Oh, this is why I lost. It's not because I got beat by six other better people. It reminds me of, and I forget the kid's name. It's probably a good thing because it's mean to be mean to him. But when COVID hit, he got famous for about a month as a senior in somewhere like central California for saying Gavin Newsom cost him Pac 12 scholarships for football. And he wasn't on a single recruiting site. Like he was just, he was just a regular guy playing high school football. It's just kind of one of those things where it's like, well, it's sort of easy. It's sort of easy to forget in this like what all of this does to the athlete. Like think, think of her situation now. It's like she's in the Olympics. She just won a fight. Like she's not a very good boxer. She just won a fight at the Olympics. Like I saw something in her 50 fights. She has five knockouts. I'm saying like she won at the Olympics. This should be one of the best moments of her life. And the fucking narrative is that she's a dude. Like, really? Like, and by the way, like we've gone over, over and over and over again, the fact that there is literally no proof or nothing that says this is the case and well within the Olympic threshold. Shut the fuck up. Like shut the fuck up. Like what are you doing? Like this, this is like beyond all of this like sports shit. It's like this is a human being. Like this is like like who has fought for years and years and years to get to this point. This is like her whole existence is to box and get to the Olympics and win at the Olympics. And she just did it. And this is what you're fucking doing. Like just shut up. Like shut up. Like I really wish like it wasn't Twitter, right? Like if it was anything other than Twitter, you hear some, you hear some dudes say that in a bar. You're like, dude, shut the fuck up. Like stop it. Like go outside. Like this is what you do, right? But here we're in fucking 2024. And these people, there's no filter. There's no way to get them to shut the fuck up. And so this is what she has to deal with. Bullshit, man. Snowflake. Go look at its bullshit. If you want to get any more, go look at like the comments under like Katie Ledecky just broke like the total medals count for I think swimmers. Go look at the comments under that. There's a, it's not a few. There's a amount calling her saying she's like a man. No, she just swims a lot. So she's got to find shoulders. Like I see my argument there is like, all right, you take her and you take Phelps. If Phelps is a freak, like for men, his wingspan, you know, his shoulders, everything about him was a freak is a lung to pass. He was a freak to be a swimmer. Katie Ledecky is just the same. She's just a woman. But because she's a high profile, like elite Olympian, you're going to have all these fucking idiots out there bringing up this narrative. Like unless there's a good amount there, like unless you're in their eyes, unless you're hot, that's the only proven fact for them that you are a woman in their eyes is if you're hot. If you're not attractive or I said you have more masculine features, which look at all the female swimmers, they all have broad shoulders and backs. You have those. They swim all day every day. Exactly. It's embarrassing. Like I'm embarrassed for these guys. Like, like just like grow up, man. Like, like the thing that it was just it doesn't surprise me. It's just such a encapsulation of where we are is when I would just look today on Twitter and I saw a couple Instagram things too. And, you know, internet's not necessarily real life, but whatever, where people would say she won a gold medal or he won a gold medal, blah, blah, blah in his Olympic debut. And I'm like, well, this is these are prelims. It did not win a gold medal. And this is not her Olympic debut. Everything you've just said is wrong. And then you look and it's like 44,000 shares, 700,000 views. And it's like, we are we are an elite nation at just spreading misinformation from like the dumbest people. Dumb, dumb fuckery, I think is a good word for it. Some of them do it on purpose. Yeah, you know that like Clay Travis and and wily games, they start they're doing this on purpose. But there are hundreds or thousands of other people who aren't that actually believe that was a man, like, for a man. And it's just it's really hard to just doesn't make me feel good saying that shit. Like, does it make them feel big and strong and but obviously internet man, you you know, Twitter, yes. Yes. You guys are also just not factoring in that 40% of people are just really fucking stupid in general. Absolutely. I mean, the invention of social media just gives those people voice and you're like, Oh, my God, there's really this many just dumb people out there. That's the problem. It's before you didn't you didn't listen to all these. You knew a couple people are probably pretty dumb, right? You're like, Oh, yeah, but you didn't have to listen to him. He's your buddy. You need to see. Yeah, he's just dumb. You tell it to anyone. And it's like, but now you have, you know, John, three, 16, eight, nine, seven, five, four out here, who might be the dumbest person on earth, but he's got a ball and that's 250,000. Exactly. There's. Yeah. The problem is people equate this with actual, like, news and information. Yeah. Too many. We're we're we're yeah. We're we're cooked. We're cooked. Correct. That's just correct. Correct. Correct. All right. I'm trying to move on to something. That was a good talk, man. Thanks for bringing that up for real. How you guys feel about like the newer sports? Are you watching those two? Like I like my 12 year old and I watch skateboarding, like legitimately, like my kid doesn't give a fuck about sports at all, but we like sat and watch skateboarding. It was super into it. I know there's there's break dancing, right? Yeah. It hasn't started yet. It hasn't started yet because I did watch some shit on YouTube about like the qualifiers and it is it's pretty cornball. So we'll see what they do rules. They're like, well, they don't know the song that's coming up, but I'm like, oh, really? You're you're just going to give them a tranish trip song and say, bring it. I got I got friends in low places comes up. Maybe not. But I don't like I don't understand the scoring at all. I'm going to need that explained to me because I did watch like the prelim thing or whatever, like the finalists to get into the Olympics. And it was it's literally one on one. So, you know, it's it's break dancing. It's a competition. It's one guy across from another guy and they do tricks at each other, basically. And they they pose and do all that stuff. I'm like, that guy was way fucking better than that guy. But that guy won. Like, what am I missing here? Like, wasn't it a fraudulent? Was he technically better at break dancing? Like that goes against everything break dancing is about. Well, why maybe is that sort of a hope that support? Jesus Christ. Yeah. Maybe it'll be like technical, like, ice dancing. We're like, yes, they both did the triple axle. But if you actually look at the degree angle on this one's left elbow, the fact that it's 180 instead of 270. It's a world of difference. It looks the same. But to the discerning eye, the finger placement is just a little different. It's not it's not it's not just skateboard though. Like, I see someone grinding the rail. I don't know what really what the fuck they're doing. It's nasty. Like, nose 50 50 dark side grind. They all all the grinds look the same to me. And it's in it's MTV the grind. My kid my kid was dying watching skateboarding when the dude would like say all the tricks that they're doing. He's just like, that doesn't make any fucking sense. It's a deep six. I think break dancing will get there to where. I mean, at least in at least I hope so that the judges like in King's eyes, like nose, the moves like that. And they could say like, Oh, that's I don't even know what a break dancing. Yeah, I didn't wear head spins. I don't know what's happened. I know we'll call them be boys. Definitely be boys. Do they? Yeah, just like stand and like, that was like the boys and be girls, by the way. Yep. One of my whitest things I do, except for mowing my lawn is thinking that break dancing is just weird. I never got it. Even I was like, I see people do it. And I'm like, I apparently did it when I was like a really little kid. Like I went to the like, apparently my mom tells this story all the fucking time. We're like, I'm like three or four years old or something. And we're at the zoo. And like, there's these people break dancing because it's the eighties. And I were eighties kids. I'm saying like in blood. I apparently run out there and just start break dancing and shit. And everybody's like cheering me on and stuff. Like she loves telling that story. And I was like, I have no memory of it. I've never done that shit in my life. We were, we were born with b-boyness in our blood in the eighties. You know what? Shouldn't shouldn't like part of the scoring just be like the O factor? Like do the crowd go, Oh, like louder than the other guy? Like, that's how everyone won and old break dancing battles back in the day. I'm saying. Then you gotta throw your track jacket like farthest. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Do they got ghetto blasters out there? Like what's No, they have DJs. There's there's literally a DJ like spinning records. Like, I mean, he's not he's not spinning records. It's fake. But like, yeah. Do they put down the big cardboard square for them to do it on to? They don't, but they should. They definitely should. Well, the worst part is that I think I'd actually rather watch that than this stupid three on three basketball. It's maybe the worst thing I've ever it's so dumb. It's so why is this it's so dumb? What I don't get is I've only watched a little bit of it. And the fact that they don't call it three on three or three three, it's three x three completely kills me. That's a key invention from 10 years ago, or every collabo had to have an x. Like, I need them. If you score, check the ball up. Yes. To one, check, pass it and get bang. Our ball check. I don't get why they don't check it. They only do it on my dead balls. I don't get it. Motherfucker. We've been playing three on three our whole lives. You check the fucking ball in. You check the ball in. That's it. Well, it's because you know, it'll happen. Somebody doesn't check the ball up and you're going to have fucking beef on the court in the Olympics. You can't have that. That's even better. The hell you can. Hands will get fucking thrown. Yeah. I mean, like, it's just it's totally fucking stupid. It's totally stupid. Like, Oh, here's Jimmer for dead. I'm saying to David Deadman or some random miles Turner. Like, well, see, you're no, those guys are actually like competent at basketball. Remember these guys? Two white guys in a black guy I've never heard of. Well, did you guys hear the qualifications to play? I did not know. So you have to play in a certain amount of Fiba sanctioned three on three X three games, right? And they're generally out of the United States, they're international. They're generally during the months of the NBA. Yeah, that's why. Yeah. And you have to have you can have to have you can have two top 10 feet at most, Fiba ranked three X three players and your other two have to be in the top 50. So it's like, Jimmer for dead in the top 10 of the Fiba. 100%. He's the best player on the team. And he bricked a game winning layup by rim checking himself on the bottom of the rim. Like, they had somebody named like Ken Yana Walker, he played it for like 15 years ago. Like, I think he was, I think he went to home ec with Javan curse. Like, what are we doing? It's, they gave it against us, but it's an embarrassment that we still can't be better. Are you saying that any team off ice cubes, big three can't represent the US? Yes, they can, but they just do we have to play, but we can't like promote them to do it, is it? They can't get them out there and say, Hey, go run your five games of this Fiba three on three shit and get in the fucking Olympics. Well, just the one thing I read is they said, they, they throw these three, three X three things like in Europe. So it's mainly guys that play in Europe because it's like, Oh, it's just a 90 minute flight as opposed to saying, Hey, Carmel Anthony will pay you, but come flight 18 hours to fly. And he's like, yeah, I'm not going to do that. I'm not doing that. I have 600 million in the bank. I'm good. Like, I'm fine. See, the problem is, would you guys rather see Jimmer in these other three, like X, Florida gator guys, or should we just pick four guys up off the actual streets playing ball and be like, Hey, guess what? You guys are now the new USA team and this three X three shit. Where's the end, what makes you a good park? Yeah, yeah, rocker park. Exactly. We're skipped to my Lou and you need him. It's just so, so dumb. All right. So, I do love, I know they have the roof over the three on three tournament, but I love how games had to have tarps brought out today. Oh, yeah, because the rain was coming in from the side. Very serious event three X three. I really like this from the chat. So WCP dropping a jimmer in the jabronis, which is fantastic. Booble saying, why is Chase budding or playing volleyball and not three X three? It should be a good question. He's there. He's better in the other three. Yeah, yeah. All right. So let that roll. By the way, by the way, by the way, before we go on, I know you're, I know, we'll roll us into our list because that's what this is. No, I know. Go ahead. Have you just seen the stadium for the beach volleyball? It's right under the Eiffel Tower. Yeah. Oh my god. Is that like the most like beautiful shot? It's incredible. Yeah. I've become big fan of volleyball. Like I've been watching a lot of indoor the, you know, full team volleyball, too. I don't, I just like volleyball, apparently. And watch them all. Good for you. Yeah. Yeah. You're for the right school for it. Like we're involved. We'll see. Over the weekend, I think on Sunday, I was telling the wife, I was like, yeah, there's, I didn't want you, but there's to make hullabaloo about my wife. Sorry. The beach volleyball women wearing like full length pants or whatever us. Spandex pants, whatever you go from joggers, whatever the fuck they call them. I don't even know. I just like, oh, yeah, really? And so, you know, like 20 minutes later, we're turning on to volleyball. And it's the US is playing some other country and the other country is wearing full on legings. And the US is wearing dental floss. Oh, yeah. Oh, well, we're still true. We're still true to that one. We were not buckling down to the PC. The first match, the women's team, we're wearing like the yoga pants. Oh, were they? Okay. I guess because because it was a fucking late match, it was like 50 degrees and raining out. It's like, yeah. It's like this, this isn't Southern California. I mean, this is, it's been raining like the whole fucking time there. So many, so many athletes talk about how fucking ridiculous those things are. Like so many female athletes, it's like these, this is the uniform. You have to wear this. Like it's in their asshole, man. Like, like, what are we doing? It's a gourding weavers 80s. It's what they're wearing. It's her alien underwear. I had forgotten about this. And it kind of came up on one of my socials over the weekend is college women's volleyball is kind of done the same thing where a couple years ago, they just, they just kind of lowered the length of the pants, right? The shorts, there's no shorts. So they're like, spike shorts now. Yeah. Yeah, like mid-thigh now. The UFO had the team voted and said, no, we're just going to wear the traditional ones. And with, I think they played in Nebraska in the tournament this year. And so I saw some how Nebraska fans were just so like clutching their pearls about these promiscuous women from Oregon for wearing these booty shorts. I was like, that was the norm until like 18 months ago. I can understand why someone wearing that would be uncomfortable and not, again, especially on sand. And who said these Oregon women were allowed to have a choice about what they wear. And that was the thing is just like, the article was like, they voted and they just didn't want to wear biker shorts. That's about it. Let it let it women have autonomy over their bodies. Absolutely not. I mean, have you seen the amount of options like the female track athletes have for like the gear they wear? They have like 20 different options they could wear. And it's like, yeah, guess what? Some chicks are going to want the ones that's riding up their fucking ass. Someone wants to wear the long pants. Maybe it's maybe it's one longlet short in one short leg there. You know, never know. I hate that look. That's why Angel Reese could have for plans on Olympic team. I don't know. I hate the long leg of the short leg. It's like being on a libertarian act. Get yelled at by a side. Loser don't sit on the fence. Right to a leg length. It's the moderate takes. Figure it out. I think health care's fine. I think health care for these people should have rights. Health care for people's. But I don't want to argue about it. All right, list. So the as we mentioned, USA 3x3 basketball is winless at the Olympics. And so our list, which came from somebody in the discord, I'll figure it out in a second. I think it was duck, duck, chef. I think you're right. It was duck, duck, chef in the discord. Who should be on this men's 3 V 3x3 team other than the people who are on it? And it's out of those people who are on it. We know who one of them is. So. It's very Elon Muskish calling it 3x3 into the same 3 on 3. Just call it what it is. Are they trying to be cool? Is 3 V3 trademarked or something? You're not going with the coolest a person that tries to throw an X in on everything you fucking owns. It's like, all right, who wants to start? Go ahead. I'll start it. So I strictly chose athletes and other sports that I think. Okay. Yeah, by the way, so this could be like anything, like a purse like a could not even be a person. So I can talk. I just got a good name from distance. So my number three, you know, I'm going with a big right out the gate. I'm going with Penay Sewell, who's going to stop that guy down low and getting boards? I like that. I like that a lot. Sure that do could jump too. I bet like JJ Watt would be really good. Wait, TJ Watt. That's what I meant. TJ Watt. Yeah. He's not on my list, though. My number three AI, like I don't mean Alan Iverson. I mean, like, Andre Iguidala legend. That's by the way, that's my top three artificial intelligence, Alan Iverson, Andre Iguidala. And the finals MVP. Best of the best. Best of the best. I got a round of 35, 14 and 11 better than LeBron. Everybody knows it. Everyone knows it. A lot of people to say. A lot of people to say. My number three, it's kind of the same same line, big guy, but he also did play college basketball. Tony Gonzalez. It's very good, very good, very good. Number three is from the chat. Booble says the professor. The professor. My thoughts on Grayson. Why didn't we just want? Yeah. Why did we not just have an and one team out there? Uh, Cadillac. Escalade. Escalade. Escalade. That really dates the and one tour. There was a guy. Who's the other one? Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Yeah. Roles. Did I think? No, he was skipped to my loo. That was my loo. Yeah. No, hot sauce was the guy who were like the shorts down to his ankles and would like go all this. Like he'd dance with the basketball. Yeah. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Grayson Bouchard, the Chemeketa's finest. All right. The professor. I think that's his last name. Yeah. Number three from WCP is Miles Garrett. Very athletic. Very athletic. Yeah. I've seen him dunk a basketball before. All right. Was it you ski or me? Yep. All right. My number two, I'm going with a wing player here. I think Justin Jefferson would probably be good at basketball. Do jumps high, good hands, runs fast. Yeah. He's blocking a lot of shots. I bet. Yeah. Yeah. Wingspan. Yeah. Is he tall though? Like, I mean, he's like six four, right? So, but that's not like basketball tall. So. Well, none of these guys out there are that in this three on three should or that big. Either is a thing. That's true. My number two is Joe Young. China's finest. Yo, overplaying in China, getting like 30 points a game his entire overseas career. Like, I don't understand why this dude's not in the league right now, but he should at least be playing three on three. That dude gets buckets. He could score. That's for sure. Yes. I'm not going to play any defense, but that's okay. It's three on three. My number two, Brock Osweiler. He's six, seven. Did you know that? Did you know that? Did your own bet? This is from Detroit. Do you know the Brock Osweiler? Six, what's that? Two's from the chat. Booble says the big show. Yeah. By the way, like on that note, Yoko Zuna, like just RIP Yoko Zuna. Not exactly American, but oh, wait. No, isn't he from Hawaii? That's right. He's American. That's right. Definitely not Japanese. That's right. We learned. We learned that on this podcast. Yoko Zuna, not from Japan. And then WCP says Julius Peppers. He's good. Miles Garrett and Julius Peppers for his three and two. That's going to need some shooting. There's some athletes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where's he going with that? Right. All right. Uh, my number one, you know, I'm going to small guard or smallish guard here. And you know, he's he's a five tool player and the best player in baseball. Bobby Whit Jr. I guarantee he could play. By the way, Bobby Whit Jr. Can I just read off of Bobby Whit Jr. stat real quick? Thank you that you've just been holding on to this off the top of my head. Bobby Whit Jr. stats. Here we go. Bobby Whit Jr. finished July with a 489 batting average going 44 of 90. He was 44 of 88 before a little 18 inning slump. That is the fourth highest batting average in a month, minimum, 80 plate appearances since 1931. So none of those count before that too. My eyes. So he's number one was Todd Helton, 512, number two, Pudra Rodriguez steroids, 500. Number three, George Brett, 494. It's just a royals thing. You wouldn't understand. Well, all right. Yeah. Baseball. Cool. Baseball talk baseball, still a thing. All right. Baseball, Jerry. I was given. Yeah. You're baseball. I was given Charles shit in the discord for talking about baseball so much. You guys still talking about fucking baseball? Stop it. I did. Oh, my goodness. I'm an ace fan. Baseball doesn't exist anymore. Cut it out. All right. Have you given your one ski? I did. You did. My number one Jimmy Chitwood from who you need your shooter. That's your shooter. Just spotting up doing that like one leg up, like push shot money every single time. I'm saying I got I got guys getting buckets. I got artificial intelligence. I got Joe Young and I got Jimmy Chitwood. That's a squad. Guys ain't stopping a cardboard box on defense. It's three X three, man. All you gotta do is get buckets. See, I'm kind of with you because I was I was thinking about it. I was like, do I go Kenny Lofton because he could jump. I've seen him steal home runs. He also played basketball at Arizona. Yeah, he did. Randy. Plus, you ever seen him in white chocolates, a little, you know, highlight film in high school? And I can eat a whole thing about it. But you want to know what? I need a shooter. I need a rock solid dependable six four shooter, who in the regular season is going to make every single shot in the playoffs and maybe not Kirk Cousins. He's getting into the playoffs. That's all I'm saying. He's getting you to the middle round. By the way, why from now? Why are we not saying white chocolate? He's still he's still balling. We've seen the YouTube videos. We've seen the TikToks. I haven't seen that yet, but he's he's he's still out there playing in his 50s. Ballin do white chocolate. I bet you white chocolate like balls out in three X three in his 50s right now. Crazy ones from the chat. By the way, WCP does say Randy Moss. So that's his squad. Miles Garrett, Julius Peppers, Randy Moss. Got no ball handlers in there. Yeah. Yeah. At, uh, okay. Here's his bench. Uh, Charlie Ward. Good call. Good call. Uh, Jimmy Graham Antonio Gates and Tony Gonzalez. Uh, number one for booble is Billy Hoyle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a bucket right there. He's he's he can play outside, you know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He knows how to navigate the winds. Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy. He's so stupid. Billy. Billy. What? We all do have great impersonations too. They're spot. Bench. Boobles bench is Ben Wallace. We're on our test in the. If you lose the game, he ain't losing the fun. They're all available. So we did post game regardless. Yeah. Oh boy. Yeah. WCP's team will bully the fuck out of everyone. He says, yes, they will, because they're football players. Yep. But I got Kirk Cousins. Yeah. He's. Yeah. Leadership. Yeah. Yeah. He'll get you a Jesus on your. Yeah. Jesus on your side right there. He won't get you. Only is he shopping target. His jump shot on target. He won't get you to the promised land, but you know, like Jason, you know, Jason, oh, bronze. We get the bronze. Yeah. Bronze is better. Bronze is better than what they're doing right now. So, yeah. Do you guys see that the Falcons sold out their season tickets for the first time in like 30 years this year because of Kirk Cousins? We didn't sell it up before. Yes. They've got a two Super Bowls in this. Yeah. And they didn't sell out their season tickets. Not Brian, just not driving ticket sales. Recnodgers, man. Where you at? Was that 30 years? I mean, was that the dirty birds? That's a little bit more than right. Yeah. Well, no, that was 98, right? That was bad. Yeah. Chris Chandler. The NFL used to be so bad. We like fucking like 80 year old Dan Reeves and Chris Chandler going to a Super Bowl because some Minnesota, because of Randall Cunningham, let a field goal kicker miss a kick. Oh, my God. Well, the 90s football, boo, boo, boo sucked. Bam, boo. Oh, gross. Thumbs down. That's when you got all your Super Bowls, Braga. You should love the 90s. Yeah. The 80s. 80s. And we had one in the 90s. One of the 90s. We all right. I'm on that on that note. I dropped a win, folks. God damn it. You maybe you didn't see me when I was a teenager in the 90s. I suited up. I've seen that NFL films clip in the 95 Super Bowl at Joe Robbie Stadium where Steve Young is saying, get to take the monkey off my back, take it off. Young Braga. That's who he's talking to. That was me. Yeah. Yeah. It just, his hair blended in with the red uniforms. I stole, I stole Gary Plummer's uniform and was Gary Plummer. Oh my God. Remember Gary Plummer played in a time where men wore mustaches not to be ironic. Like just, you want to know what mustache and that guy had to wearing a mustache. That guy had the biggest shoulder pads in the history of football, too. Like God, football uniforms were the worst in the 90s. We all had to suffer wearing wearing like the knockoff shitty versions in school, too. Like I know about to go, but I recently fell down a rabbit hole of NFL uniforms in the 90s. Man, there was no rules until like 97. Teens were wearing Wilson. They weren't starter. They're wearing apex. Whatever they could get. Everything was chip. The Cowboys were where the Cowboys and the 49ers were a Wilson verse apex matchup and like the height of the sport, historic matchups that still look good on TV today. Wilson verse apex. Hey, should we try to make a business out of this? I don't know, I guess. Very bizarre. Yeah. All right. Uh, movie on Sunday, Major League two, it is on Netflix. Watch it. Listen to us talk about it. Major League two on Netflix. Thank you for watching. 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