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Sally is an Sally is performing unlicensed medical care underneath the pier. Why can't you have a c-section? I can't have a c-section because one, I'm not pregnant, so I don't think that they can just do a c-section on a man like, yeah, biological man. Legally. Sally, she's using her c-shirt for evil. I don't show up to the beach and tell Sally how to do her job. Not around her business. Whether she's licensed or not, but I could never do it because with my very limited c-section knowledge, I'm scared all of my innards would just come out. They take your uterus out, put it on the table, and then put it back in. Or maybe not uterus. They take some of your organs out to get to the baby and then put them back in. I'm old-fashioned. I like my organs in. I'm old-fashioned. I'll just push it out. Sally. I'll push it out of my knee and throw. Keep your hands off my body. Yeah, you can just push it out your butt. That's easier for you. And that's why I'm late to the podcast because I did. Oh, Lordy, Lordy. What are we going to do with that? What are we going to do with you? You're crazy. It's seriously. It's high tide. Who says that, Larry? No, just like a bystander that they buried, and then forgot about, and then he drowned. That's like justice for that bystander that they forgot in the sand. Is that one Spongebob or just pants? Yeah, which like- So much shit went down that day. Okay, so Spongebob buries and by proxy my man-slaughter, I assume, kills another person and then he fakes his own death. Right. We never see the guy that was buried again. He's an angel. His soul leaves his body and- Spongebob gets away with literal murder. Like, we do not talk about the health and specter episode enough. Sponge privilege, pretty privilege. Poorish privilege. Poorish privilege. Makes you think. Makes you think. Anyhooza, what's it? Well, Brooke? Yeah. Welcome back. Welcome back, Constance. To ad week's best comedy podcast. There it is. And a lot of you may be scratching your noggins. What do you mean? What did you say that? Well, Brooke and Connor make a podcast. The podcast you're listening to right now has been awarded. Ad Week's best comedy podcast. And correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a big deal. That's a huge deal. Yeah. Ad Week is the go-to for awards of this nature. And we got best comedy and we are in good company and it's shocking. And I did double check that like it was us because I was like, no. That is, yeah, that's- You're in a slide with Travis Kelsey and Julia. We drive this. That's not normal. That's not normal. Actually, the slide- This kind of stuff doesn't happen to two people like us. Well, here's what I- So I follow ad week. So I had like a DM that was like ad week tagged you in a post. So I was like, okay, this is like something. Sinister has happened. We are actually on the slide with psychedelic frequency and prosecuting Donald Trump. And we're actually- Okay, that's when you kind of- You're not looking at the big picture. No, I'm looking smack at the middle. You're looking at the details. Don't look at the details. Zoom out, look at the big picture, where you can see JLD and the Kelsey's. That's really- No shade to the psychedelic community in addition to the community that prosecutes Donald Trump as well too also. Yes. Well, congrats on that. Congratulations to you. Thank you. Thank you guys. And thanks for- And thank you to everyone. Obviously, you cannot do it without you and your love and your support. And your laughter and your shares. And your follows. And your subscription. As he wants to show us something. Oh, this is- Oh, this is scary. Oh, wait, okay. This is what we sent in for consideration. Okay, so this is a sizzle reel that we sent in when we were submitted for Ad Week's best comedy podcast. What do you think is going to be on here before you see it? So this is like our audition for best comedy podcast? Yeah, it's like best moments. That's like- Like our normal ones that we see on TikTok, right? Like where it's like a compilation of- No, I know, I'm asking you, which specific moments do you think we're about to see? It's probably like all of our little sayings that we temporarily get obsessed with and can't stop saying, probably. That's where my money is at. Yeah. The Christ moment was really good. Christ. Jesus Christ. Oh, the Christ. There was something that- There was that one clip about, I think what compare these to a summer's day. I think that one might be on it. Yes, that one's worth it. Perce maybe? Yeah, I have Perce will be on it. I really hope Albin and the Chipmunks when I was trying the new hairstyle isn't on it. Well, oh, you hope the bangs aren't in it. The bangs, I hope that those aren't. Let's- Okay. Our most viewed video. Let's take a look. Okay, let's dive in. You guys, you've got to keep your eyes peeled. Oh my God, look at that. Look at us. Because we are looking for Elvises. Big dukies. Last poop. Do you have borders the bookstore? Um, now we have bought the Noble. That's your favorite place to poop. Drink three beers and then immediately had to ship my pants and I'm sorry. Okay, so we're- Oh, it's poop. So it's- It's- No, I can't. I agree. Why can't I just poop? Hey, remember to remove the poop sack. What's that other 2%? I can't help but ask. Eating poop? Date roll. That's a piece of poop. That's a piece of poop. Oh, I mean- Is this- That's a piece that's- There's no way. There's no way. That's what your ship from about looks like. There's no way. So, immediately I didn't have to poop anymore. Oh, I didn't realize- He scared the shit. He scared the shit into me. Wow, that's- This is- This is- We should have bought- At least- We're on a show already knows. He's a e-pooping- Elementary podcast support. I like- Wants a poop in my pants. Now look up Brooke at Rick's shitting pants. 'Cause I fear that that- Or maybe it's actually poop. It's hard to- It's hard to believe we're looking at- It's gross. It's the two of us, huh? Poop. I've never failed a harder poop. Why are you touching this poops? I had to pick them up. They're gonna find my dead body in a- A bottle of poop and throw up. Pooping? Okay, what time Stanford poop this week? So, it's just every time you said poop. That one I see award, huh? Oh! I just did it. Oh my god. I was like- I was literally- No. I didn't- I have a speech list for a minute. No. That was about to say like, I not even- Proddivine. No, I was still projected. Oh, is he- My heart was hurting, I was- Is he- That's funny. Okay, is he- Wait a minute, that's funny. Yeah, that's the funniest- Oh my god. As he gets funniest- A funniest podcast producer award. Oh my god, that really- That really- I really thought you were serious. No, no, no, no, no. Okay. No, I really was like- Wow, no, I truly really- Watching that, I was like, this word means nothing. I literally- I was like- I was like- Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop. So, yeah. Like, did we send this into like a sixth grade class to vote? We- Also, watching that makes me feel like we need to completely reframe the direction of the podcast. Yeah, what do you mean? Just in a way that veers away from- You know, from- Yeah, well, it's not like we veer into- Clearly we do. No, it comes our way. Maybe we should try to avoid it. Maybe we should try to turn the other way. Maybe we need a poop jar. Every time someone mentions poop, you put a dollar into the poop jar. I'm going to have to take out some cash. Yeah, everyone's going to have to take out some cash. Okay, well then we'll take- Okay, we'll get a poop jar for next week. Okay. Maybe the poop jar- Maybe- Could be our- Our vase that we made- Yeah. Maybe the poop jars is the poops we've had along the way. I wonder if Kindle and Kylie are using their vase as a poop jar as well. I don't think anyone is using their vase as a poop jar. You say vase? Yeah, I've traveled, so- You're well traveled. Yeah. You say- What do you- How do you say the C word? Crayon? No. I guess I could spell it, but I don't know how, so that's why I'm avoiding it. C-A-R-A-M-E-L? Oh, caramel. I knew- I knew it. You would. Caramel? Yeah. I don't remember how I say it, or like what- You would say caramel. Could I get some caramel? Yeah, caramel. Yeah. Caramel? Yeah. That's like a city in California to me. Caramel. That's caramel. And I think this is- Yeah, that is in California. Yeah, I was about to say it's not in California, it's in San Diego. Well, we're not a geography podcast. Nope. Someone made it like another compilation of us being like, "We're not blank, we're not blank." We were saying that for like months. That we're not a blank podcast. Yeah, we've made it- I hear something that we can be. Is a political podcast, and let me tell you why. Ask me anything about politics. I will be able to tell you the answer, because Jack Schlossberg has changed my life. I am tuned into every video that Vogue posts about this upcoming election and the political state of this country. And I could answer anything. Jack Schlossberg has me in his clutches. Ask me anything. Um, I don't have any questions. You have no questions? No. Not one. About anything relating to the election. Anything related to the election or politics. Who's Kamala Harris thinking about choosing for her VP? Who are her options right now? Right now, what are- That's a different question. That's a different question. That's a different question. Okay. I don't have it. Like I can't think of any on the spot. Well, if you do, just know that I'd be able to answer them. I know, I trust you. Yeah. Okay. No worries. If one comes to you, you'll let me know. Um, okay, I have a political question. Yeah. Did J.D. Vance have sex with a couch? Me crunching the numbers. It's possibility. It's definitely possibility. It's looking. This man is registered. Love seat, love seat offender. And he has to say 600 feet from any living space. What is the story behind that? I don't know. I don't know if Jack touched. I actually don't really know, but he had to come out and say I did not have sexual relations with that sectional. Here's my question about J.D. I did not have sectional relations with that love seat. Here's my question about J.D. Yeah. Besides the fact that he looks like a racist care bear. Yeah. Besides that. That is so specific and so accurate. Not my words, some that have stuck with me though. I don't remember who said it. Hey guys, want to take a quick break to thank a sponsor of today's episode. Better help. What are some of your self-care non-negotiable? That's a good question, Connor. Maybe like my nightly skincare ready for bed routine to kind of help myself wind down from the day and kind of hard reset for the next day. Wow. I was expecting you to just say like scrolling and you scroll. Well that too, but that's awesome. Yeah. Your skin's glowing by the way. So keep up, keep up, keep up the good work. Thank you Constance. When your schedule is packed with activities, big work projects and more, it's easy to let your priorities slip. Even when we know it makes us happy, it's hard to make time for it. But when you feel like you have no time for yourself, non-negotiables like therapy are more important than ever. So many of my friends and family have benefited positively from therapy. It gives you time to prioritize your needs and learn new things like setting boundaries and becoming the best version of yourself. If you're thinking of starting therapy, give BetterHelp a try. It's entirely online, designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. Just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a licensed therapist and switch therapists at any time for no additional charge. Never skip therapy day with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/BNC today to get 10% off your first month. That's BetterHelpHELP.com/B-A-N-D-C. Here's my question about JD. He wrote that memoir that everybody was addicted to, Hillbilly-L-G. He did. And I remember everyone recommending that book and being obsessed with that book. I personally couldn't read it because I can't read books that are about things that are real and pressing and important. I'm just doing fairies right now. So I didn't read it, but I know everyone loved it. And so did everyone... Was there a time that everyone loved JD? It's hard to say. I didn't even hear about it until it was on TikTok and it was about a larger issue of opioids and that area of the United States. Yeah. So... But... No one had a bad word to say about JD then. I know. I don't think. I mean, I don't know either because he was not in my zeitgeist. That's very true. But I do know that once again, politics, if you've ever watched Veep, like that's... I want you to hear what I say right now in terms of Veep, a show that I have watched through seven times. And now, don't even need to watch it. Just need to turn on the news. It's the exact same thing. It's just like, okay, an opportunity arises. Let me chameleon over and I am now. I will now die for Donald Trump. Because I want to be able to work in the... I want to be in the Oval Office and I'll do whatever it takes. And then, you know, you align with someone and then it's like, okay, well, we thought we liked you because we liked your memoir. And now, we... You know, you've lost us. It just goes to show you how you never know someone. Yes. Like the way I thought I knew JD. But you didn't read the book. Yeah. But still. Okay. Well, I mean, I don't know him either. Yeah. So, in summary, you watch Veep. Yeah. I watch Jack Schlossberg's TikToks. If y'all have any questions and ask us, it would be truly anything. We're happy to help in these trying times. Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I saw something interesting last night that like all of Trump's rallies are outside. Have you noticed that? And like all of Kamala's are all like in arenas and stuff. And actually Hank Green tweeted it. Okay. And he said, oh, interesting. Like it's funny how like, why doesn't Trump do them inside? They look so much more fun. He didn't pay any of his last venues. He has like outstanding debt to like all of his venues that he has performed at. I don't know what you call what he does. And so they will not allow him to come back until he pays his bill. Which makes sense. Yes, and anyone else would say, let me pay the bill. Well, let me let me gather the funds given that I definitely have them. Do you pay you for the service that I took from you? Actually, what I'm going to do. I'm going to head outside. I'm going to hang out front. Yeah, it's all good. Oh, any other I'm going to look at any other politics stuff because I definitely had some politics stuff that I wanted to cover. I asked you if you had any questions for me. Well, no, I just really wanted to talk about. Would you rather have sex with a couch or not have sex with a couch, but have everyone think you had sex with a couch? Defined having sex with a couch. I can't define having sex with a couch for you. That's something that you have to figure out. Now, there's many ways that you put it. I could define having sex with a couch in any way that I wanted to define it. I would have sex with a couch. I think we would all have sex with a couch. Yeah, so then dumb question. Sorry. There are no dumb questions, just stupid ones. I may be stupid. Okay, do you have anything else for me in your politics? Nope, besides that. That was just my one question that I had for you that I thought that maybe a last book or maybe she'll have some insightful response that I could go to sleep soundly knowing that she would rather have sex with a couch than not. I was on my way here this morning. Yeah. And this person had so many bumper stickers. How do you feel about that in general? You can't put bumper stickers on a Bentley, but you definitely can't on a Toyota Camry. Okay. I've learned. And on a Subaru. And I was trying to read all of them. I was getting so close to this car going 45 miles an hour, and it's like- But first, this is sort of a hazard. Like that is someone who wants to be rear-ended, and that's clear. That's a really good way to get rear-ended, especially if the person behind you is just trying to get to know you. It has an open mind. Because I would be liable for anything that happened, even though I'm just trying to get to know you better. That's why I think the baby on board stickers are so dumb. Hopefully- Like I wasn't going to try and hit you, and I'm going to try not to hit you regardless. You know, that's my end goal. I went out on the road today to rear-end somebody, but mark yourself safe. Right, like it's never my intention to ram into you, and the sticker's not going to do anything besides make me squint into the sticker, which could end up forcing my hand and my car to be closer to than you would prefer. People don't think about that. No. People don't think about that. The risk that you're playing- The game that you're playing when you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley. I'm so- You know, I've got my iPad here in front of me. Yeah. I'm so intrigued by some of the things you have written down. Do you mind if I run a few by you? No. What does Brooke think dressing slurry is for a guy? I'm it slutty. Like, because I keep saying this thing like, "Oh, this is the sluddiest thing a guy can do." And I'm like, "What is he doing?" It's like a positive connotation. Yeah, and it's like a guy wearing like a hat backwards, and like stretching. Oh, for me, I'm thinking knit sweater. Yeah, so- Does that make sense? Yeah. Knit sweater, knit sweater and glasses in a book. That's like too slutty. That's like, x-rated. Knit sweater. Glasses in a book. Yeah. You would have loved Tumblr in 2008. And Connor? I did. Yeah. Yeah. Um- I was just- I really want to circle back because I just thought about Tumblr in 2008. Okay. Because I was in New York last week. And I remembered that I deemed Dumwah. I saw that. About a year ago. I- it was so hot in New York a year ago in the summer. So hot. I'm walking through Washington Square Park. And I'm wearing shorts and a t-shirt. And I'm having to take like 10 steps and then stop. 10 steps and then like slow steps and not move too much because I was sweating so much. And then I look over and there's two people like tangled up and each other making out in like all black and some leather. And I'm like, oh, you guys are going to get tetanus. It is so hot. Like you're going to overheat, like slow down. And then I take a closer look. I go, that's Maddie Healy. Wrapped up with this part. And I look and I'm like, oof, an DM Dumwah. I go, because we have a close. We have really tight. And I go, hey, duh. Just praise yourself. You're about to be inundated. Your DMs are about to be flooded with DMs about Maddie Healy in Washington Square Park. And she goes, wait, what's going on? And I go, he is playing tonsal hockey with what I assume is a witch. And she goes, a witch? Like, I don't even know how to describe the way it was Gabriette. Yeah. Who like is gorgeous. I couldn't see her face. It was just like all black. Like I couldn't see her face because it was just black hair. And then Maddie Healy like locked in with this. She has a gothic energy to her. Oh my god. Like I'm probably in the background of this photo. But like they were straddling each other. Yeah, of course, as is the right. And no one said a witch isn't stunning, by the way. That's very true. Stevie Nicks stunning. That's very true. Self-proclaimed witch. A lot of witches are stunning. It took our field as dating a witch. And I'm not even like. Oh no, she's a literal. She identifies as a witch, yeah. Witches are the sirens of the forest. Witches are the sirens of the forest. A siren is like of the sea. Yeah, I understand. But there's a siren of the forest. Witches like have some objects. I guess they have like cottages. It cottages in the forest. Yeah, witches got a bad rep because they always, when you buy a costume of a witch, it comes with this huge nose that has boils all over it. But like they could also, witches could be hot like Abriette. Yeah. Hey, I'm so on board. I did feel guilty when I deemed Zuma about a witch. But like I minted in a positive conversation. Exactly. And that's on anyone else for thinking that you meant it anything but. I wouldn't, yeah. Say that if I wasn't being positive Conno about it. Yeah. Pause Conno. You are, you are Pause Conno. I'm going to Pause Conno, Italy right now. See you there. And then we're going to nipples France. This episode of Brook and Connor Make a Podcast is supported by State Farm. When you get a new car or a new home, the first thing you might find yourself saying is, heck yeah. Or I can't believe it. Or how is this real? But what you really want to say is the one thing that can get you the help you need. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. State Farm is there with the coverage you need for your car, your home, and even boats, motorcycles, RVs, and other things that matter to you. Listen guys, adulthood is already exhausting and complicated enough as it is. I am still, it's been three weeks. I'm trying to make that dentist appointment that I was talking about three weeks ago. I'm in probably one of the biggest battles with my redacted that one could imagine. 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You should text Daddy and have him pick you up on the California coast. And swing me over. In the chopper and then take you over to the Hamptons. Yeah. Yeah, we could do chopper to y'all combo. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm aligned. But I've never been, what is it like? God, don't tell me what it's like. It's gorgeous. It's really like it kind of feels like you're, you're dead and you're in purgatory. Like deciding your fate. But it's exactly what you see in the pictures. It's just like restaurants outside with rosé. And then you go, you go to like dinner and then it, every dinner place like turns into like dancing and stuff after. Are there any like, it's every single place that you have the option to stay at. Like super bougie. No. Or there, I need just like kind of like, I don't, there's no like motels in the Hamptons. There are, there's so, yeah, there are. I said motels. There's motels. There are motels. Really? You could like kind of like, yeah, no idea. God, no, of course not. All of my friends that like live out there for the, for the summer get share houses. And it's literally just like a big house. And there's like seven rooms and then they all go out there. Like on the weekends, you rent it for the month. And you all split it. So it ends up being like affordable, but they call it share houses. This is things I've learned by the way. I have never done this. I just like go out and crash at someone's house. Well, yeah, you're doing share house, but you don't have to put up a share, which is nice. So true. I bring my personality and pay with your personality and your, my loving. I, I'm a good safety blanket for the next day. I'm like, oh, you were being so fun last night. I want to call a phone. Okay, do it. No, I can't. Just do it. Okay. I was like sitting at this club late at night and and I like went and sat down and I'm like only one of my friends sitting down. Because I figured out recently that like I love being out and about, but what I really love is like when I go to a bar or something or like a restaurant and I'm sitting and then my friends are like, we're going to go to another place. I'm like, nope, because I'm not going to be like, I already paid my rent for this place. Like I'm sitting already. We're going to go to another place and then be standing the whole time. I don't understand. So anyways, everyone's standing and dancing and having fun. I'm like, it's my sitting time with my cocktail. Like I want to watch everybody have fun, but like, I'm going to sit. I said, somebody goes, hey, how's it going? I go, good. How are you? I'm just like, I love sitting. So I'm just going to sit down and he's like, nice. What's your name? I was like, I'm Connor. He's like, I'm Cuba. I'm like, Cuba. I love that name. Is it Cuba. Of Cuba, I'll see. I was like, oh my god, I hate my parents for naming me Connor when Cuba is a name that I could have been named. It's an opportunity, yeah. And I was like, Cuba, you kind of look like Cuba getting changed. And he goes, I am, I was like, beautiful. I love your work. And that was the end of that, but that was funny. And then like shortly after our friend Hunter tripped and fell on this table. And there was no glass on it. Luckily, there's just like this large pizza. And he fell like into the pizza. And then he's like six, four. So he collapsed. He's six, four. He might be six, five. And he collapsed the table and he was just covered in basil. So like the whole rest of the night, like all like, I couldn't find Hunter. I'd be like, I smell basil. And he would be like over there. There's worse things to smell like. That's for sure. That's four sharp. That's for Don Dune to chart. But yeah, that's that's all like, I have nothing to report. I had really you were there for so long. I know. I really have I have nothing. It was it was a lovely time out east as they say. Okay, great. As they say. Well, welcome back to the, to the states. Yeah. Yeah. It is actually New York's grape. But when you look at the ocean here, when you're on PCH, you're like, okay. I get it. But the Jersey Shore also does not exist here. And that's a shame. I like the Jersey Shore. That's what I just said. Yeah. It's a shame that it doesn't exist here. Yeah. I do love the Jersey Shore. I miss it. The Jersey Shore and the hands are like extremely similar, by the way. Like looks wise, there's hydrangeas everywhere. The houses have shingles. I don't think we went to, we go to the same place on the Jersey Shore. That's like move on, right? Do you have any more questions about my notes? Yeah, I have tons. Hit me, baby. NYC press conference for trash cans. Oh, okay. Another thing while I was in New York City. So I guess they had, they, I don't, we didn't talk about this, right? So I noticed, I was like, there's no piles of trash bags. Like there used to be where are the trash, but like it hasn't been trash day every day. They had a press conference where they introduced trash bins on wheels. And I was like, what do you mean? What do you mean, like we're introducing trash receptacles? They just didn't have them. There's no way. The mayor of New York City just announced the city will now use trash cans. They were you just using the floor as trash cans before? I just figured everything was overflowing. And so it ended up on the floor. No. It just ended up on the floor to begin with. He's trending. I wonder if this, are we live streaming? No, he's got, oh yeah, he is getting sued. For what? For like last year, he kissed Ross, one of the, there are ban mates in Malaysia, I think, which is illegal to be gay. Oh, wow. And so he was making a statement. And now he's being sued by the Malaysian government. Yeah. For two million dollars. What are they going to do? For what? For two million dollars. What are they like? Are they going to come here and arrest him? I don't, I honestly don't know how the intricacies of the Malaysian government. But maybe you should. Yeah. Jack Slausberg. Wait, let me think back to Veep. I have nothing either. Um, I love that you're a, a, a slaus head. A slaus head now. I am like the America's biggest slaus head. I do want to like circle back to the fact that remember a long time ago. I followed him since you said that. When I was like, this guy is so funny. He just went on a rant about how much he hates restaurants. Not like, not like wait staff. He didn't have a bad experience. He just hates restaurants. I was like, this is a mind of a generation. And this was like a year ago. I know. And look at him now political correspondent for Vogue. Yeah. I would like to say. I could be a political correspondent, I think. Okay. Now I want to base all of my politics off of like energy and vibes and my, and my memory, which does not serve me well. And then I have someone else be like, okay, I, I feel like your energy towards like, how, how kind of freaky you feel towards J.D. Vance. And like, here's why. And like you are on the right track, you know, like, you know, like where I'm kind of like, ooh, I'm kind of spooked. Like a political vibe correspondent. Yes. Okay. Yes. And then someone could be like, the way, the reason you feel that way is because, and then educate me. You could partner with a good way. I feel like I'm going in a bad direction to where like someone's going to be like, that's bad. A good witch. I need Gabriette, Gabriette and me hand in hand into the Oval Office. I actually think you and Gabriette would get along so well. I know we would. I don't know her super well because I don't know her. But either something about like the way she like smokes eggs, but it also makes like grain-free like oat flower brownies that sits well with me. And me. It's like the duality of women. Yeah. Yeah. Like how I'll have 12 beers, but then be like, just the shallard, please, just the side salad. Yeah. Yeah. Good luck finding my waist. Yeah. I want to talk about Raya. Go. And I know that apparently if you like talk about Raya, you'll never get on Raya. That's fine. Because for me at this point, I don't even want it. I do not want to be on Raya. I only, I moved to LA in 2021. Yeah. Okay. Apply to get on Raya then. And you know, I don't use dating apps like to date. I just, it's fun to look around, especially on an app like Raya, probably where you can find some like some fun, some fun keeping. When you said to date, I had not used dating apps like. I don't use dating apps to date. To go on dates. No. I don't even like, historically, I don't use dating apps like that. No, I don't use them for what they're meant to be used for. I just like to swipe. Okay. Can a girl swipe. Can a girl swipe nowadays? Anyway. Yeah. So I've been on the wait list of Raya for three years. All this time, all of my friends have been admitted over time. Yeah. Okay. So I emailed them, I said, please take me off the wait list. Don't want to be on the wait list anymore. Okay. I thought that was going to reboot my chances because then I reapplied. And this was like probably like eight months ago. So on the wait list. So now I'm on my fourth year on the wait list. Okay. And at this point, it's a total pride thing. Like I don't care except for the fact that my pride is bruised. Okay. My sister comes to visit this weekend. She's 19 in college. I don't remember how we started talking about Raya, but we did. And she was like, oh, what is that again? And I was like, oh, it's a dating app. And it like used to be kind of exclusive for celebrities, but now kind of everyone but me can get on. She downloads it, applies, whatever. Eight hours later, she gets accepted. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Yeah. She gets accepted. And now, so now I'm pissed. Right. Okay. What's going on? What, how does you, how do you get on Raya? Because it used to be pretty clear that back in the day, like if you were, if you had followers, you can get on Raya. What is their, what is their, what's the strategy? Well, I applied when I was one year post grad out of college and it took three years. What is the strategy? Maybe they have a back end algorithm that like feeds them profile. I think that there's someone in an office hand selecting the people that are allowed to get on Raya based off of their mood. I don't, I don't know how they view the person. I don't want you to create a narrative that victimizes you because I truly think that this is a system error. And I think that you have been buried in a, in a pile of applications. Well, I thought I was buried too. So I rescinded my application and rebooted it out. I think you need to delete the app. I did. And I think you need to go to what service you have. Rise in store and I think you need to switch, cut your line off, go to T-Mobile. I need you to, I need you to get a new number. I need you to move. I need you to move out of the country to France for one year. Raya France, I hear it's easier to get on there. Raya France, one year in France, didn't come back. You know, I've been away in France. I've been away in France. I studied, I studied food. I studied wine. I studied culture. Come back and be like, oh. I am Capriette. I just want to play. Hey. That's really it. Like I'll be so good. I won't screen, I won't take any screenshots. Yeah. I'll be a good girl and take photos on my iPad of my phone. I'll be real good. If anyone works at Raya, I'll be good. Throw her a little bone. No, but I don't want to get on anyway. No, come on. I really don't want to get on. There is still a chance that someone on Raya is listening to this. No. Not hey, Raya. Not interested, honestly. Look what you lost. We're for a second. What? We're for a second. Oh, okay. Yeah. Luck what you could have been. Do not, I'm not interested. I don't want to get on. Also, you have to pay, what is it? 25 bucks a month? I'm willing to pay. Like, take my money. Well, you're not an interested. No, I don't want to be on it. Don't get it twisted. I don't want to be on it. Hey, guys. We'd like to take a quick break to thank the sponsor of today's episode, Zbiotics. I know we've all tried ways to feel good after a night of drinks, and I found something that actually works. It's a pre-alcohol probiotic from the brand Zbiotics. The probiotic was invented by PhD scientists to tackle rough mornings after drinking. Here's how it works. 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So if you're unsatisfied, for any reason, they'll refund your money, no questions asked. Remember to head to zbiotics.com/bnc and use the code BNC at checkout for 15% off. Thank you Zbiotics for sponsoring this episode and our good times. This reminds me of last week in New York also, I forgot like, you know when your phone goes on bed in time mode, so like I wasn't ready for bed yet. So I turned it off and I forgot to turn it and then my phone was on the bedside table and it kept going and I was like, oh, I got to turn it back on. When you turn it back on, do not disturb. Like it just goes to do not disturb, not like bedtime. My bedtime mode turns off at 7.45 am and I'm used to that. So I just like went about my day and it's a weekday and I'm like, it's noon. Luckily on the on the eastern on eastern time zone, like it's 9 am here at noon. So anyone I like I'm going to need to talk to professionally is just like getting to the office at nine or whatever, but I go, oh crap. It was like probably 12 there. I go, oh my God, crap. I've been on doing that strip. Oh my God, my phone. Turn it off. Nothing, I go, oh crap. Like I have water damage. I went to the apple store. I'm like, my phone is not like it's it like it's been on like I haven't gotten any calls or anything today. Like something's off. They go. No, like all good. You want to send it sent a text delivered to my dad to my dad? No, I literally was like, there's no notifications. Like what is going on? Something's broken. Didn't even consider. You're not even a. Honestly, this is a good thing. The fact that you wouldn't even consider that you haven't been notified or reached out to you by someone speaks highly of the way that you connect with people and the relationships that you have that you would expect to be have your phone be blowing up in the morning. Like, wow, see, I think it's narcissism. I think it's a little bit of both. Yeah. The balance of opposites. So important. What? Balance is so important. Okay, that's what you said. I'm so back in my Dominic and Arella era. You and me both. You know, he deemed me here, but by the way, Dominic and we're in Morella. I think it's in Arella. Remember that name, by the way, that's where's my dad. He's so much more than that, though. But like a lot of people won't like need to know. No, I know. Need to be reminded of that. He deemed me and let me just. When was that? Such a sweetheart. I want to frame photo of him on the set. Dominic, where are you? That's in the poop jar. I might have to type it in. Oh, I found it. Hey, Connor, I saw your comment. I saw your comment. Thank you so much for the kind words. If you ever want to collab, I'm down whenever I would be pumped. If I can get on the podcast, just let me know. Are you kidding? If you and Brooke are down and then let's do it. Are you kidding? No. What was this? On the 22nd of July. So that was one week ago. It's amazing the things that you choose to tell us. Well, I'm glad that that came up because. Like in his notes, in the notes right here, he has. Would you rather be sticky or itchy? But you're not going to tell us when one of our fan favorites DMS you asking to collab? Well, would you rather be sticky or itchy for the rest of your life? Sticky. Because being itchy can hurt. As I'm itching my finger off. Being itchy is at the point where it's painful. Sticky to me is one of my sensory things like. No, don't get a twisted. No one likes being sticky. It sounds like you love being sticky. No. Icky, you're so, so sticky. You're so sticky. Just the thought up being around you makes me. I'm so sticky. Icky, Icky. Oh, oh. But being sticky doesn't. It's time that it's painful. It's time that fairly odd parents gets the flowers that they deserve for creating some of our hits. My my shiny teeth and me. What's the conspiracy theory behind Cosmo and Wanda? That he's schizophrenic. Yeah. That's the same theory about Phoebe from Friends is that she's schizophrenic. And all the rest of the friends are figments of her imagination. All of those people that have come up with those theories have now become political. Yeah, they're running for office. No, they they are all. What's the thing that I always say that I am conspiracy theorists? The conspiracy theorists? Yeah, like now they just go and they're like. Did you notice how on the new kind of quarter like George Washington's eyelashes are longer? Yeah. Because there's he has more sweat because he's sweating because he's nervous about that future of the United States. Honestly, this whole like must have fun. Brooke, it must be so fun. I know. It must be so fun, but it also must be just so exhausting. It must be exhausting and also like isolating. I don't I think that there is a lot of them and I think that they find a lot of community in their conspiracies about coins. No, they definitely do. And I think that that's great for them. I think that that's great as as long as they just it's like having a spider in your shower. As long as a spider stays up there, I'm over here. Do your thing. Don't disappear. Don't disappear. I want to see you. I want my eyes on you. Connor, I genuinely think you have no idea how many spider lives that you've saved since your last play because I had a spider in my closet the other day on my sweatshirt and I was about to whack it and I as my hand was elevated. I paused and I said, wow, I'm about to kill a living creature simply for existing. And I brought him outside. And I wonder how many other people have been through something similar since your words. She literally sent me a snapshot. Your words just saved this young man life. Yeah. And it's like, okay, first of all, let's think about it. By the way, I was so anti-spider before that video, before that TikTok video. Do you think a spider wants to be like in your house? No, it wants to be in a bush. Like it does not want to be on your couch. Yeah. Never asked to be on your couch. There's no there's no bugs in your couch that it can indulge. And like, you know, it came in because you brushed up against a tree and it came in your house. It wasn't it's not born. It doesn't have a it doesn't have like it's not out to get you. And spiders don't even want to bite you. Not me being so pro spider now. No, no, I know. I didn't mean for this to happen. It's totally happened over the course of the past few weeks and I'm right there with you. Like I've never agreed with you so hard. Yeah, bugs I will kill. Roaches like I you can't you can't show me a roach video. That's gonna make me like pro roach. So sorry. Nah, they're too fast. They moved too fast that just gave me a shiver. They moved too fast. Not down. Not down at all. Not down at all. See you not down. No, I have luckily. I don't want to talk about roaches. Yeah. I've never had a roach in mind. I don't want to talk about roaches. Oh, I have an idea for this podcast. Okay. I have an idea. Someone wrote in last night late last night and said, can I. So wrote in wrote in DM do you personally wrote in? Okay. And they said, I would love to write in a manifestation if you guys could read it aloud in the space because I'm trying to like, what if we have people write in and we pick one a week and a one or two a week and we read it off. Yeah. Would that be so fun? Yeah, read in whatever she wrote. I will. Okay. Oh, not that one. That that one was from. JD. Okay. So I'm going to keep the names redacted. This person is an active listener. I'm taking the LSAT in September and would love to score 164 on the exam. So if you guys could say a quick manifestation in the manifestation space, it would be greatly appreciated. If not, no worries. Guess what? Her name is Andrea because I can say it because I feel like we need to say. Yeah. Andrea is. Are you sure it's not Andrea? No. Has it spelled? A-N-D-R-E-A. It could go either way. Yeah. They're not spelled differently. No, I think Andrea would have an accent mark. No. I'll go with Andrea. You can do Andrea. Okay. One of us is going to be right. Okay. You said first 164 on the LSAT. Andrea is going to get a 164 on the LSAT. She's going to elbow this bitch. Andrea is going to get a 164 on the LSAT. She's going to be a lawyer. And LSAT is what you need to get into law school. And the bar is what you take after. Yeah. The bar, the bar exam makes you become a lawyer. Is that making lawyers jump through all these hoops, y'all? Just let them go. Let them be. It's almost to be a lawyer. Just let them be a lawyer. Who cares, man? We need less influencers. We need more lawyers. Hey, guys. We want to take a quick break to take a sponsor of today's episode away. I just traveled with my brand new away luggage. I'm not joking, you know? Like, I love my hard case away bag. But when I stepped with my soft... I don't know if we call it a soft shell or... It's no longer the hard plastic, these new away bags. It's blue. I was kind of getting some looks. I was kind of getting some looks. Like jealous? Yeah. With the hard case, which I still love. You don't have that expansion part. Yeah. Which like, I got so much stuff in, and I bought stuff on my trip. And I was gone for 10 days. Whoa. Three pairs of shoes. No. Three pairs of shoes. No. Would I lie to you? No. No, that doesn't sound like something you would do. I see a way luggage a lot when I travel. As much as I love, it's looks. I prefer soft side suitcases. Soft side suitcases. That's what I was looking for. And I always wished a way made one. Well, now they do. This suitcase seriously looks better than any old-school soft side suitcase I've seen. And it's designed to be lighter than others on the market. Soft side comes in four of their best-selling sizes and colors. There's something for everyone in the lineup. 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They even stopped me at TSA. A nice person at TSA, mind you, which is rare. I, they're like, I don't know. Like you can try. I don't know if that's going to fit in the overhead bed because it looks large. Like a damn glove in the overhead bed. Yeah, great. You've got to check out the new soft side luggage from away. Head on over to away travel.com/bnc. That's away travel.com/bnc to see the new soft side luggage from away. Away travel.com/bnc. Do you want to talk about the Olympics? I do, I do want to talk about the Olympics. What do you want to start with? I have some, I have some thoughts. I mean, I obviously only have one thing to talk about and I'm sure you guys know what it is. Okay, why don't you start? Steven. Oh, oh my gosh. Let's leave it at this, Steven. Yeah, this is the, this is the one that you said. The sluttiest thing a guy can do is get on the pommel and shake some ass. Pommel. Who said that? Well, this is the guy with glasses and a sweater and a book. This is, yes. No, he's not wearing a sweater and a book. But a slutt nonetheless. I mean, I've never, I don't really watch the Olympics as me. A lot of you don't know this about me. I'm not very athletic. And I don't really watch any type of athletic competitions including the Olympics. He has my heart, he's got my attention. I don't understand how. Here's my question. Yeah. Have we seen his legs without pants on? I'm sure they're massive. No, that's not my, are we sure that they're like the kind of legs that mean you have? Or I'm wondering if they're made of a different material. They're legs. I think they're legs. Because the way that they're flopping around like that, like completely weightless. You know what that, I want to know if we've seen him in short. That's more of a testament to his, his core strength and his legs. I'm just saying, I don't understand how like it's physically possible for his legs to be flopping around like that in such a weightless way. Right there on the right, on the right, right of this. He's in a kayak. Yeah, those are legs made of flesh and bone. Well, I'll be. His girlfriend, I think his girlfriend. His legs literally, they're made of ribbons. When you watch him on the, on the pommel horse. Oh, Stephen on the pommel horse. He's been with his girlfriend for eight years. She calls in her bio, she calls herself Mrs. pommel. That's cute. That's cute. That's really cute. I love them. Oh my gosh. He is just up there spinning his up. And he's so sweet. Have you seen himself in your Rubik's cube? Yeah. He's so sweet. And he's so genuinely excited by all the meme content of him. Like he literally, he was like, he had this ear to ear smile. You know that song that's like, and your friend Steve. No, no, no. That's like one of the big memes that he's been in. Just like, the camera showing him. Just like, oh my friend, Steve. Because he's just sitting there waiting for his turn. Yeah. And he gets such a kick out of it. He thinks it's such a hoot. I just love people that like, he deserves everything. He doesn't take himself too seriously. He's so funny. He's so funny. He's such a sweetheart. He's genuinely like the excitement you feel through the screen. He won his team the metal man. Yeah. And I like him a lot because a lot of people are like, he doesn't, he shouldn't even be on the team. Like it's like what he's like. That was the sentiment I was getting that like a lot of people were like, why is he even, you know, whatever? Like the pommel horse is going to be like closing out. He won the metal for everyone. He won the metal. He's the one that won it for us, so. I didn't even know what the pommel horse was before him. He has single-handedly brought the pommel horse into the zeitgeist. He has. He has. The pommel horse, like, if you saw me on a pommel horse, like, it would start to make sense how incredible this is. If you saw me try to lift my body onto the pommel horse, I get why it's called a horse. It's like trying to get up on a horse, like a pommel horse. I can't get myself out of the pool. That's what I'm saying. I'm not using steps. Could you imagine trying to do, trying to get your body over like one part of it and then? I can't even do it on this, on this Kelly Clarkson collection from Wayfair. And when I watch other parts of gymnastics, like the rings and when they're flipping themselves over the bar, I'm like, "Okay." Like, I could do that. I could do that in another world, or even even this world, if I train since birth. Pommel horse, I look at it, and I'm like, "There's no, I don't know how anyone could do that." No. Like, ribbon legs. I couldn't get up on the pommel of Harris and spin my ass off like that. No one could besides Steven N. No. Bless his heart. I have another thought about the Olympics. Yeah. I made a TikTok about this yesterday. Okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Good TikTok. Thank you. Full, blown stream of consciousness, because I was watching the women's gymnastics yesterday, by the way. Incredible. I really only care about the gymnastics. I'm addicted. I hate to do it. Incredible thing what some people can do with their bodies, while others of us can not. Not so much. Well, not so much. We'll at least touch it at the Kelly Clarkson collection. Right. Right. Well, they dedicated their lives to this sport. That's why it's so incredible. But I'm watching that, and they keep panning to Michael Phelps, which he wasn't allowed to have hair for most of his life because of swimming. Because it would weigh him back. Yeah. But someone tells him the bonnet needs to go. Like, where are his friends? I hope I haven't seen that. Oh, which? And you know what? I don't need to. No, well, let's look at it up right now. Because I just want to, like, obviously, American treasure. Um, let him live. I can't. Like, it was like a jumpscare. But I can't. I can't. Okay. You tried. I tried. Anyways, I kept panning him and I was like, wow, like, I can't believe they're giving him this much screen time because he's like, didn't he do something horrible? I said, like, like, it wasn't he in, like, like a horrible, I don't know, massive scheme of sorts, or like, killed somebody. No, he smoked weed that one time. And there was a picture of him with a bong. And it was like, in times, it was like, America's downfall. Like, I was like, my hero. Like, I remember being like, it was the same burn scene bear, like Mandela effect of Tiger Woods cheating on his wife, where it was like, oh my god, what are we going to do as a nation? Like, how are we going to recover it from this? Because he smoked weed. And then get this. Now, and even, like, whatever, how many years ago it was where Shakeri Richardson smoked weed, remember? And she was like, disqualified? Why would that disqualify you? Because how would smoking weed give you an edge? If anything, I drown. Yeah, if anything, I'd be like running the wrong way on the track. I'd be like, whoa, this water is so wet. Let me, let me soak in it for a little bit longer and just be still. Like me, like, pissing my pants on the, on the track. Like, laughing so hard at something. No. And now, our global ambassador at the Paris Olympics is Snoop Dogg. Hello. The one positive way that our country has been heading in is the weed positive direction. I'm just like, how are you not a little bit embarrassed? Like, we never, like, formally apologize to Michael Phelps, or I don't think we, like, apologize to Shakeri either, about how we just, like, shunned them. And, like, it was national news. And I think Phelps lost all his sponsors and couldn't compete and all that stuff. I might be making that up. And now Snoop Dogg, by the way, Snoop Dogg is kind of nailing it. I've been really enjoying all the, all the content of Snoop Dogg. Like, he's, like, swimming with Phelps. And they are both, like, very clearly, it seems like they're stoned. But the pool just might be, like, highly chlorinated. I mean, truly growing up, like, I did not think there was any difference between a joint and a needle of heroin. Me, too. Like, that's how we were raised. Me, too. Yeah. Tisk, tisk, tisk. That's just, like, like, seeing Snoop Dogg there. And then it reminded me, I'm like, oh, yeah, that's why we were turning our backs towards this, towards one of the largest massive backs in America, Michael Phelps. How tall is he? I don't know. You know, he swims faster than a great white. No, I didn't know that. Whoa. He's only 6'4. Like, I'm 6'4. We're the same height. That's weird. That is so weird. Yeah. We're also, like, a lot of times when I'm at the beach, people, like, from behind, people, like, sand tops. How tall is he on gravy? I miss him. Yeah, me, too. Whoa, yeah. He has a new song coming out. Nothing, well, I've been listening to Betty a lot recently. Again? Nothing's going to come close to it. Wow. Yeah. Incredible. I feel like we had more stuff. Nothing else on the Olympics. Well, is he has a good note about Zac Efron's stunning and a new selfie? Oh, yeah, come on. Oh, wait. Look at him. I got himself. Oh, that doesn't look like him at all. He's back. Yeah, he does. He's glowing. No, something he reverse unoed. Well, I think that his cheek filler dissolved. Yeah, but usually when somebody gets their filler dissolved, like, it's still wonky. He looks, that looks like if he had progressed naturally from Troy Bolton to 35 years old. Like, it looks like he just, like, didn't miss a beat. Yeah, it looks good. Like, he just wouldn't know what had happened previously. It looks great. He looks happy. He looks happy. And when I saw him, IRL at that premiere, he looked like this. Like, there's no sign of the way his draw used to be a little bit different, I say. I do say. I do declare. I do declare. But yeah, he's looking incredible. I'm really excited to see where he's going to go with this new outlook and this new direction. Is his hair died? Yeah, I think his natural hair is kind of like a dirty blonde brown. I think that's what's throwing me off about this image. Yeah, it's darker. Or maybe it's wet because look at his umbrella. Yeah, but his eyebrows too are really dark. I think that I fear he may have gone touch of, touch of blood. One door closes. Another opens. Yeah. Yeah, he's back to black. Shrew out. As you know, he looked incredible when he died in his hair black for hairspray to be linked, but then also had that hair die in to play Troy in High School Musical 2. That is one of a great look. Black hair, Troy Bolton, that we know one ever really talks about. I don't think I know. You do. Don't be silly. Don't be silly. Don't be insane. Girl. Wait, the sharks in Brazil that we're testing positive for cocaine. Did we talk about this at one point? So sharks in Brazil are now testing positive for cocaine. Off the coast of Brazil. That's a positive for cocaine. And what did we say about this? We said something about it, bro. What led someone to be tested for cocaine? That led someone to test a shark. I think they test for microplastics and stuff to see like what's being ingested by. Oh, and the cocaine alarm went off. Well, because they test like fish for like mercury, you know, they probably do the same thing for. Touch on jaws. Oh, we touch on jaws trying maybe having. Not being unrealistic, of course. Jaws being maybe having having been under the influence of drugs. Of cocaine. Cocaine shark. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like there's a there's a hole in the market. Yeah. All these animals could maybe try a little bit of coke. That would be interesting to sprinkle and see what happens. The manifestation space is looking off the charts. Congrats on lawyership. Andrea, like you got it, girl. I promise. If if I'm not on Raya by next week, there's there's something like the universe is against me. It's clearly working against me. If this space manifests the way that it does so easily and is intentionally not manifesting me, something's something's off. So manifest in the main or like, can I do it in the bonus? I think you can do it in the bonus. Okay. I'm going to I have something a little bit more under under the radar that you want to manifest. Yeah, kind of more so. I just don't want everybody knowing in case it doesn't have it. Yeah. Okay. Me too. I'll do that too. Yeah. Well, it's kind of like my news resolutions how I don't like to say them out loud, because when I quit, I don't want anyone to be like, Twitter, let me quit in peace, you know. Oh, 100%. Nothing wrong with quitting while you're behind. Yep. Have you seen Twisters? No, but I've been hearing good things. I did watch the old one like last week. I've never seen the old one, but I did see the new one. Okay. Well, what did you think? It was definitely good. It was a movie, right? It was like a movie. And it was a good movie. I was very entertained. I will say I am scared that there is something wrong with me, because I have not entered my glenazons and I fear I won't at this point. I think give it time. I don't see it for me. I think give it time. I don't see it for me. Do you realize how frustrating it is to have a crush on everyone, but not the one person that everyone else has a crush on? I think that's so isolated. It's good. It makes you different. I don't want to be different. I want to be the same. Because when there's a line of 100 people for Glenn, you're going to be in the line for Steven from the pommel horse. That's true. And it'll be you next. And you know, like you're not even going to have to be like, can you hold my spot? I have to go pee. I want to have my glenazons, just like all the other girls. You can't force yourself into being horny for hashtag horny for Glenn. I want to be hashtag horny for Glenn. Broke, you can't you can't. He seems like such a fun celebrity crush to have. There is so much content of him available. Okay, maybe you need to you need to lucid dream yourself into falling for Glenn. Yeah. Maybe we should have Glenn on. I know if I have a dream about Glenn, that's it. Then I'll wake up and be and I'll have that's my glenazons. Yeah, that's how it works with anyone. Yeah. You're very manifesting a dream about Glenn. You don't have a dream about someone. And you're like, yes, but you don't remember until you see them. And then and then you're like, oh, yeah, it's horrible. Hey. Yeah. Hey, so, um. Hey, so, um. Drinks later. No, wait. I had the funniest dream last year. I don't want to, I don't want to say this on the podcast. Um, not a weird dream. Charlie D'Mellio was in it. I and in like close friends, but like Charlie Melio stuck out to me. We were playing, we were all playing hide and seek. And I'm laying, I'm laying down. And I think it was like a hide and seek where you like play dead. And then I go. I sat up straight, like straight up. And it was really funny. And then I. Okay, wait. That is really fun. No, no, no, but the funnier part is I woke up laughing. I woke up like. Because I was picturing, I was like telling Charlie D'Mellio and whoever else was in the room. I was like, how funny would it be if I was on my side? Like this. And I sat up this way, like vertically this way. But I was sideways. And I woke up laughing about that hypothetical in my dream. Like I didn't even perform that act. I think it's because I've been watching the Olympics and. Oh, oh, you're wondering if you had pommel horse yourself. Into something that isn't a natural human form, but in like an incredible, funny way. It's because I had a can before I went to bed. I was Connor. The next thing, how did my mouth was going to be? Did you have a can before you went to bed? I had a can before I went on a run last night. Call me Shakeri. I was not tired at all. And I was figuring because I didn't, I ran twice while I was in New York for 10 days. Like that's pathetic. I even bought running shoes because I was like, I didn't bring them. That's not pathetic. No, I run every, I run at four, five days. That's better than nothing. Two. I was like, but I was, I'm more thinking like, wow, I'm going to hate myself when I go on the first run back. And then last night I was like, I'm killing it. I'm not out of breath. I'm not dreading the end of the like, here's how I can see the end. And then I have to turn around, go back. I was like, you just like, oh good. I was like, this is funny. I was like, oh my gosh. Nice. That's great. So it was the can, but I went to sleep. And I didn't get, I guess I didn't get to the giggle phase because I went to sleep early. And I guess my giggle phase happened in Rem, which is hilarious. That is hilarious. Or me cracking jokes to Charlie D, like, but subconsciously. That definitely sounds like it was the can. Oh, positive connotation. Pazikano? Yeah, Pazikano City. Pazikano might be like one of the more creative things that I've come up with on this podcast. You've said a few creative things on the pod. This, I don't remember any of them, but you definitely did. I did not have sectional relationship with that love seat. That's crazy. That's crazy good. I'm no lazy boy, but I did not have sectional relationships with that love seat. Kiss your brain. That's really good, Connor. I want to end on just this last note that you had written. I had to hear Missy for the first time because they didn't have cheesecake. And then, and then. So Sunday, I was watching, just go with it. Didn't want to get up in the middle of my movie to go to dinner on a Sunday. I said, just go, but be a doll. Bring me home some dessert. And I knew they were going to an Italian place. So I was like, would love some piece of cheesecake while you're out. And they called and they said, no cheesecake. They have tiramisu. I go, I don't even know what tiramisu is. You didn't know what tiramisu is. That's my cheesecake and tiramisu are my favorite two desserts. I love them. I'm not one to try a new dessert. I would rather just like not have a dessert if I don't know what it is. The tiramisu arrives. I was like, oh, that's good. I hate the whole thing. I go, tiramisu is my new favorite dessert. I loved it. It's, it's soft. It's moist. It's, it's crunchy because there's like the curled up chocolate on top. I love the, I love, some of them don't have the curled up chocolate. Not even. I just don't want you to be surprised by that in the future. Not even six hours later, the world has lost a great man. Roberto, Lali, Linguenato, the man who invented tiramisu has passed away at the age of 81. Rest in power. He has you to continue his legacy now. That's, he knew he could go. Oh, he knew he could go. Say his name. Yeah. I can't remember. I don't think I said it right, but. Do you see that, that tweet was like, well, tiramisu. Oh, well, tiramisu, Lali. We will tiramisu him. I just like feel like I did that. I feel like I did that. But I mean, it's fine though, because he know he's completely at peace knowing that you've tasted his creation and you'll continue his legacy. Imagine your legacy being tiramisu. Like that's like, I could never be me. Like, what am I going to create? I was just about to ask you if you had to pick one thing that is your legacy. If you were to get hit by a bus right now. Well, what would you like? Probably that ice cream I made myself, Nara Smith vibes. Oh, when I said when I was confused, if you turned it or not. Yeah, I just scooped, I have vanilla ice cream, and then I scooped crunchy peanut butter, and then I put some Nutella in it and swirled it around. And I'm going to call that. The woody? Like, what should I call it? The woody? Is that like a woody? Sure. Do you have a better name that I could maybe use? Well, let's, we can workshop it. I'm not as quick as you with the wordplay and stuff like that. And all that's kind of stuff. Okay, forget it. We'll workshop it. I think I had fun today. Did you have fun today? Yeah. On Ad Week's best voted comedy podcast. Yeah, I had fun today. There were some laws where we were not Ad Week's best voted comedy podcast. Well, it has been nice. It's really been nice to meet you. Knowing you and nice meeting you. Nice, nice becoming closer to you. Yep. And I'll see you in the bonus. I'll see you in the bonus. Okay. I fear. And we hope to see you in the bonus. Please subscribe to our damn YouTube channel. I'm not going to ask again. Bye. This week on Close Friends, it's January 19th. That's funny because I'm June 18th. And I'm September 11th. How are you? You've been sloshed. Okay, you just got sloshed. You're gorgeous. You're gorgeous. Grog. I was going to say that and then I stopped. 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