IDIOTSwithMICS
IWM - Around the League
(upbeat music) - Well, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. - Hey, Steve, we're recording, bud. - Look at this. - I saw that. - So good. - Hey, man, don't do me that way, man. - Don't, don't, don't do me that way. I told you I was coming. - 15 minutes ago. - Hey, hey, hold on, hold on, hold on. Sh*t your ass up. (laughing) How am I going? Now, it's been, it's been a long day. There we go. It's been a long day. - Yes, it has. I'm trying to get set up. Everything. - Well, it took you 15 minutes just to sit down on that couch, didn't it? - First of all, there's my recliner. And yes. - I, I am posted. I know that I'm with your back. It took you 15 minutes just to sit down. - I don't move as fast as I used to. And also, happy drinking, d*ck, just dare you. A dare you. I dare you. - There was, let's say that you're being a little gross. Those are twist-ups, bro. Don't look up. (laughing) - Action-off. - You made a twist, bro. (laughing) - Hi, bro, I'm missing. - Hi. (groaning) (groaning) - You know, you have to go all over there. - So you just letting me sit to Jack? - What's up? - You just letting me sit to Jack? - No, I don't know, that's this. (laughing) - That's mud or water over there. - That's funny, taste of water. (laughing) - You're gonna tell you this. - I ain't never seen water. I ain't never seen water make a stagger afterwards. - Well, he was already drunk, so. (laughing) - Did you reach water like he's hung over? - Big as a fish. - Go, over here. - That's a good thing. That's a good thing, don't keep him doing that. - Yep. - So. - I don't want that sugary shit, you know. - In two weeks, I asked Mandela, and he reached out, sponsor us, sponsor us. - Got nothing, I'm back to my angry orchard. - Well, I think your orchard's gonna drink it next week. I'll be drinking it next week. I don't care. - I don't drink it too, yeah, exactly, I don't know. - You wanna sponsor if I won't drink it? - As gumbily as it is, it's delicious. - Yeah, uh-huh. - It is. - Oh, I'll say it's delicious. - No, CA, see what you feel to realize is that you secretly helping that daddy fuck around and sponsor, so you can go to his party. - I wanna know what all the hype is about. You keep talking to me about it. - Cheat. - So, that's how you got your back blown out. - Cheat. (laughing) - The truth comes out. - Guess who got him the recliner, hmm. (laughing) Hey, trust me, if that mother was gonna get me a recliner, it'd be a lot nicer than this. - Right there. (laughing) - I wanna be that $4.99 special, you know what I mean? - God, you don't want to move. - What's comes still mine? - Gosh. - But, yeah, apparently it looks like I'm gonna raise in my neck and hope it's all right. Eventually, I'm gonna have to like, you know, when I hit a button, the little domestic violence thing just flashes on the screen, so that. - Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe. - Right, Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe. This motherfucker says, "God damn." - Oh, we get that dude right there. - There were four weeks from it, you know what I mean? - He was, he was tugging on in my big game earlier. Like, he was gonna be on and he said, "My A." - Yeah. How would you guys feel, "Oh, I don't even have my phone on me, I can't even call 'em." I'm gonna say, how do you guys feel it's not a phone call over the, on the episode? (laughing) - He's Danny's phone. - See, I don't have, I don't know the number by heart. Who does the number by heart? - Yeah, I don't know your, I don't know I need y'all's numbers. - No. - Oh, shit, the number he needed now won't work. (laughing) - Yeah, he does. Hey, man, you gotta be careful. And he'll be gonna get them off for a clap. (laughing) - By the way, there's a little more. - So I gotta tell, I gotta tell you guys a little story today. - So, all right. - So Richie, as you know, I had to go into work today, we had some roof trusser being delivered. Super easy day, just had, we had like four deliveries. And the guy was like, "All right, I'm gonna bring one more end, you know, if you're good with that." So yeah, I just got, I gotta be back by like six, you know, we're doing this podcast. Oh, what are you guys doing the podcast about? It's like, well, it's mostly NFL stuff. He's like, how are, how are my raiders gonna do this year? (laughing) Oh, man, I didn't have the heart and tell him that if he gets four wins this year, man, he's gonna be lucky. So yeah, we wanna, yeah, we wanna do a whole thing about - Look, I don't got old. (laughing) - As a nightmare fan, I just like to lay it on them thick. You feel me, just fucking tell it to them how it is. They're like cowboy fans, they don't wanna hear it. Even though they are, they're delusional. If my cousin's gonna watch this shit, don't know that I'm talking shit about them because this is them. They win one game and all of a sudden they're Super Bowl bound and - Super Bowl bound week seven. - I've never heard, I've never heard a Raiders fan say that they were Super Bowl bound. (laughing) - I have. - They're not no men because they're... - In Vegas, there's a shit ton of them, man. - They're delusional. - I will say this guy was pretty down to earth. He said about five to six wins and what he's expecting. - They gonna get more than five to six. They gonna get more than five to six. Because for one, they gonna get more than five or six because eight and O'Connell, O'Connell's a decent quarterback. They can live without Jack Jacobs here. They lived without him, he always hurt. - I ain't lying about that. - Well, let's see their schedules. - Let's talk about the Raiders, let's do it. We can talk about the Raiders, I'm sound like. I just thought it was kinda cool, you know, that we talked about the podcast and it started to initiate the conversation, man. - It's a lot of fun. - So week one, they go up against the Chargers, I believe they're, didn't tell me if they're not home or not. - I still give them to the Chargers, either it doesn't matter if they're home. - I'm giving it to the Raiders. - All right, really? Okay, I mean, I would, I mean, I mean, who they running back? - Who they wide receivers? Who's the Raiders? - The Chargers. - Is Amir White? - All right, if I'm not mistaken, is Amir White? - I forgot about that. - He's pretty good. - It's still the Raiders. - I still think the Chargers. All right, so they're at the Chargers, week one. - Okay, quick little road trip. - Okay. - They're at the Raiders. - Okay, they're at Baltimore, okay. - Ross. - So Carolina Panthers. - Yeah, we're gonna win. They're gonna win the Panthers. - Yeah, so they're 2-1. - Cleveland Browns. - So it's a, yeah, I mean, if, I think if the quarterbacks are healthy, if they're Sean Watson's healthy, I think he's got it. - I don't care, I don't even think it matters about the quarterback. - All right, fair enough. - They got a stronger roster. - Yeah. - As a member. - I'm gonna give that to the Raiders. - 3-2. - It's where it comes in the town. - Pittsburgh, barely? - Give it a Pittsburgh. - Okay. - I think it's legal. - That's only, and that's only if they play it with that in field. - Okay, so then at the Rams. - Rams. - Well, thanks. - Then you got Casey, the Chiefs. - I didn't know where that game is. - Where's that game at? - In here in Vegas. - What's the date? - Sunday, the 27th of October. - That could go the Raiders way 'cause my home's gonna heat up until November. - My home's just, he kinda just does this. And then finally he goes. - Yeah. - I'm gonna go. - Yeah, first few months of the season, Matt, it can go either way. If you face my home for those first few months, you got a chance. After no time. - I'll give it a minute. - All right, that's it, Mattie. - Loss. - Add my enemy. - Loss. - Denver comes in the town after that. When I think this week, Denver. - Yeah. - So is that four? That's four or five ways? - Who's Denver has Bow-Nix, right? That's what they drafted. - No, so first of all, they drafted Bow-Nix. Bow-Nix ain't ready. - Right, but who's-- - Their starter is gonna be that real soon. - Yeah, well, that's right, that's right. - All right, so we got the Raiders at four, was it no, 'cause we said Denver twice, and it's Greek mighty cheese. We hit 'em with the first game against the Chargers. - And then the Panthers, you guys call that a win, so you guys are like, "Have 'em at six already." - That's five. - Oh, okay, that's five. - So, then you got KC at KC? - No, that's a loss, November. - That type of baby? - Nope. - I think Mayfield takes that one. - It don't matter, they deep is still good. - Falcons coming to the town. - I give it to the Falcons. - Jacksonville comes into town. - I give it to the Raiders, Raiders. That's six. - Then they go to the Saints. - Seven. - And then they finish with the Chargers coming in, so you have them winning nine games? - Eight. - I got 'em in the eight. - You got 'em at eight, nine, I got 'em at seven and 10. - And I kind of got 'em at seven and eight, 'cause that cheese game is good before. - Yeah. I think it seems to eke out that first game. I could be wrong, but I think I'm gonna go with seven and 10, which is better than I thought they were gonna be. - I'm gonna jump, and I'm gonna just jump off the tree and say they get that first win against the Chiefs and they go eight and nine. - Okay. - Fair enough. - I know. I don't have much over the Raiders, so I really don't care. I mean, I understand you're biased to H or four of them, but they're scheduled. They're scheduled to say that they can do it. - They can, but let's be 100 percent. They're not gonna get out of the AFC. And they're not-- - Oh, no. - They're not making a playoff. - No, yeah, no, we, yeah, we've already discussed that. - Yeah. - Yeah. So. - All right. - Well, I don't know anything else about it. Oh, Steve, how do you feel about that hole? Devontie Adams is Jimmy Jink. (laughs) That's the thing that happened. I find it hilarious. - So. That game was last year or Monday night. He torch-capped certain. He hit him with a smooth, bull, bull, bull, the straight out, my God. And when I tell you, I saw that ball get thrown and they showed it on TV and I say, "Hey, I've been walking here for a touch now." And I saw that ball get out with all my T-E-R's. I say, "Thanks, Jimmy Jink." (laughs) Man, that guy, I don't know, he was one of those words. We kind of were like, "Damn, he's kind of garbage." But that one was one where Kyle Shanahan definitely made him better. (laughs) 'Cause he was not good. What do you think about him signing off on him getting bent? - He signed off on Jimmy Garabolo getting bent. - Yeah. - I mean. - He literally said it too. So, it's... - Oh, so you must be talking about receiver. I haven't watched receiver yet. - Neither have I. - I, yeah, I haven't been, I've kind of been, I kind of been pussyfootin' around because I don't have Netflix. - Me too, I don't have Netflix. - And then I have not, I gotta get Netflix. - Yeah, I heard this though. It's actually funny 'cause I heard that it's a lot of like, nine or shit. So, just being being aware. - Oh, okay. - It's a first kiddo. - Yeah. - Two receivers on there too. So, and then from what I've heard, and I'm not, you know, I'm not 100% sure if I haven't seen it, but they show more 'cause as the season goes along, the receivers that are having a better season and meaning they're team having a better season, they show more of that. - Yeah, so that means it'll be a lot of Amorase and Browner too. - Yeah, probably. - You guys need the thing about the Giants. I think they're doing the Hartnocks. And I guess they had an interview with Marvin Harrison Jr. And they tried to get him to throw his quarterback underneath the bus when he was playing with Ohio State. And he absolutely refused to do it, man. It was pretty cool to watch. He's like, no, it was on me. - I didn't think he was from the five yards, but he's on my caliber court. - What's that? - He's talking about the quarterback caliber court. - Yeah. - God, that's all I have. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's Ohio State. I know he's talking about caliber court. - I'm trying to get Marvin Harrison Jr. to throw him under the bus. He refused to do it, man. - I don't know if that's a deal. - Good, good. - It was, it was caliber court, caliber court stunk. I don't care what his numbers look like. I don't care what his step line and all that caliber court stunk. - But you know what, good for Marvin Harrison Jr. saying, you know, not, you know, not get everything in. Like it doesn't, it doesn't fit him or it doesn't in any way. So it's like, just don't do it, you know? Like, you've been thinking about him. - Huge problems on that. - I think you might've, had you been coached a little bit? Maybe, but that's good PR, man. And that's what you need in the NFL, you know? - Well, you gotta remember, you gotta remember his father, his father in Saudi, all that stuff. - His father told him to just do work. 'Cause that's what Batman did. - Marvin, his father, yeah. He didn't even work out. He didn't, he didn't do, he didn't do the compound. He didn't do the pro day. He didn't do none of that. He said, he said, "Hey, watch my game field." - But that man was a crows pro, man. I love Marvin Harrison. - Absolutely. - We're a little, I'm a little-- - I hated his little ass. - We have Ray finally jumped in the chat and saw that we are on. - I was just watching that. - I told him to send me the blinking emoji if he's in trouble. - I didn't get, so I didn't get a chance to see the other video that had something to do with, I hope I'll butcher his name. Jaden, is it Daniels? - The quarterback. - Yeah, the quarterback. - So I guess there was a video of him interviewing with the Giants and it was a video of him absolutely failing. - Absolutely failing his interview with the Giants. Like they was like the moment you realized they were not drafting him. - I mean, he knew he wasn't-- - He knew he wasn't that low anyway. - I'd bomb it on purpose if the Giants were calling. I mean, if I was-- - I'd bomb New York. - If I was Game State and I wanted, you know, and I had the talent to play in the NFL. And the Giants were the ones that, "Oh, we might take you." I'd be like, "The hell you are." (laughing) - Hey, that's the first line. - Hey, so that's kind of like-- - That's the first line. - That's kind of like Dallas Goddard. Dallas Goddard bombed the Eagles interview on purpose because his father was a die-hard cowboys fan, so much so that his first name is Dallas because of the cowboys. - Oh, man, look at him now. - And the Eagles steal and the Eagles steal to him. - He didn't steal to him. - Look, look. Okay, scenario, all right. Hypothetical. Let's just be, if, if, let's say my son was being interviewed by the cowboys and he was coming up in the next man. I jumped, Jerry, so fucking quick. He ain't going to eat. You ain't grabbing us. That's like that right now. (laughing) - What if the Seahawks wanted to sign him? - Oh, you're struggling with that. - See, like, Seahawks, the rivalry is there because it's just a divisional rivalry. Like, I don't like you guys because you're on our division. I don't care for you guys. With the cowboys, there's a deep hatred right there. It's just... - That's it. - But you not just remember, just remember, when you saw it get drafted, you got to put that hat on the support of him. - Oh, no doubt. No doubt. 100% of it. - You can't pull it. You can't pull it off the rivers. You can't pull, well, you can't pull it dot rivers. When Austin Rivers got drafted, they tried to, they gave the whole family hats and they tried to give him one and Doc was like, "Nah, go ahead." - That was like the way he put that up. He was still coaching the Clippers though, so he couldn't. - Well, yeah, if you didn't want to be, that's true. - Nah, he didn't even do that. He sure, he sure the hat like, "Nah, I'll be back." (laughing) But, you know, that's just, you got to put that Seahawks hat on, bruh. - Hey, I feel great to go with the whole Cowboys thing. - I don't care. At the end of the day, if my son got drafted into the NFL, whoever the fuck he went to, I put the hat on him. 'Cause, you know what, you got to support. - Nah. - Fuck that, I ain't putting on the Tigers hat. - I think I told you guys the story that my ex-step mom claimed to be a huge Cowboys fan. So, she's from Washington State, right? Washington State, Cowboys fan, Yankees fan. - Sorry. - From out what you want. - What's wrong? - She's my way. - Yeah, that's how I felt about it. She couldn't have done anybody on the Yankees or the Cowboys that weren't a star. You try to get the herd of names, anyways. When Romo fumbled that snap for the field goal, what was it? Oh, five in the play. - That was hilarious. - Y'all, dude, she was almost crying. I was laughing my ass off, man. George Babinow with a pack up still one of the best fucking memories I have of football, hands down, hands down, man. Loved it. And those tears tasted so sweet. - I will always remember that picture that he took on me just being on the field only in his helmet. Fucking crying. I mean, as a sports person, I get air-like, but that must suck. But as a minor fan, and not unlike the Cowboys, that was fucking sweet. - Hey, so take this out. I woke up this morning. I chose violence. - Oh, do you tell? - I was on Facebook. I was on Facebook, and they show the flashback to the biggest upset in sports history. Does anybody know what that is? - Well, it could be Brady coming back 28 to 30. - Nope. - Nope. - I think it's upset. - It's the biggest upset in sports history. - Megatron being drafted by the United States. - Maybe it's a miracle on ice for me. - Nope. - Nope. - That's what Megatron being drafted by the Lions. - No. - Damn. - You gotta tell us, I don't know. - No, no, no. - So, the biggest upset in sports history was when Appalachian State went into the big house and knocked off number five, Michigan. So, they showed the highlights of that game, and I sent it to every Michigan fan I knew, dishing them out like this. Bro, I ain't never got so many, I ain't never got so many text messages that said, "Fuck you," and blah, blah, blah, blah. - I'm blocking you. - Love it. Love it. - I'm petty like that, I don't give a damn. - Yeah. - Yeah, I'm bad. - I feel that. - I'm good with that. I'm good with that. So, it worked, man. We have a two-man career right now, and both of us are, we grew up within 20 minutes of each other, so we're both Seahawks, Mariners, Huskies. We got a new guy. - How the fuck that happened to me, man. - Did he better not be a Cowboys fan? - Wait, wait, how the fuck that happened in Wyoming? I mean, Montana. - Dude, I have no idea. No idea, but it just happens. I grew up a job, grew up in Auburn, which is like, it's a 20 minutes away, man. So, I can actually sit there and talk to him about Washington sports. He understands what I'm talking about, you know, vice versa. But this new guy that's starting on Monday, he either, he just better not be a Cowboys fan. Our old boss, he was an Eagle fan. - He's gonna do shit anyway. - Oh, I'm a fox himself. - You know, Rich, I'm gonna talk some shit. - I don't care. - You act me like you gon' fuck it. Five million kicking the fuck off. - Shut up, you ain't gonna do nothing. - You ain't see me on the job site, man. I'm a different beast. - Hey, hey, hey, I kind of feel you. I kind of feel you 'cause I was working with a Packers fan. And he gave me so much shit. And when the Lions finally kicked that monkey and won one in Lambo, I showed up for work early that day. Was, I was waiting on his, and this is back in 2015. I showed up and I was waiting on his ass. - Yeah, yeah, you work. - Yeah, and when I tell you, when I tell you didn't know if you saw me, it was like, yeah. - I'm probably, no, it didn't work. I went to work with a Lions jersey draped over my uniform. I ain't gonna fuck, you gotta come talk to me, bro. - You know, Steve, Steve, I got one better for you, Steve. I can one up you. My best friend is a fucking Niners fan. - He's cool as fuck. - Nah, he's a fucking asshole. You know what, guys, I can't wait for a fantasy football this year, guys. It's gonna be a lot of fun. - Yeah, I'm not playing fantasy this year. - Can't afford it? - You are? - No, no, I can't afford it. - Bro, you fucked that. We got you on a payment plan, don't worry about it. - Did you say y'all was up in the price? - No, I forgot it, no, 50 bucks. - No, it's not 50 bucks. - It's still 50. - Yeah, no, if I have the price on the-- - You can afford that, Steve. - Everybody's gonna leave. - I'm thinking. 'Cause that is just so-- - Hey, my soul's gonna-- - And it's just so much more of the food staffs for this bottle of Patron I got. (laughing) Fuck. - You need a bag of rice? We got a bunch of bum. - Uh-uh. Now the bag of rice, I ain't gonna get me in the fantasy. They didn't go about me two black people. (laughing) - You can't say that. You got a couple of hundred people, remember? - Nick, don't matter. You cut this shit, shut up. (laughing) - Yeah, I can play fantasy food. (laughing) - I'm about to monitor somebody. - I think, I think-- - No, you ain't gotta borrow money, just fucking do on a payment plan. You're part treasurer, always got you to hook up. - She a fucking bully, I don't know, but-- - She's just waking up, her drunk ass. She's like, where'd you guys go to get her drunk today, Richie? - I didn't go anywhere. She went to brunch with her fucking friends, and Steve, you saw the pictures on Instagram. They were downing mimosas, they knew it was no tomorrow. I go pick her up, I go pick her up, and I'm leaving this shit in the park, I guess. I go pick her up, bro, I swear to you guys, she told me five stories, five different times. She was so drunk, she could not remember. Once she was done with the fifth one, she would circle back, they'd tell me though, and I'd be like, hey, I'm not gonna be able to tell me that. Like the first three times, I just let it happen, I don't know, she's fucked up, she's just let it happen. But after the fourth one, babe, you've already told me this shit like three times. We said, well, I'm just making sure that you know. (laughing) - I know, I know, I remember, she wanted to have the domesticated man. - Yeah, exactly. - Wait, what do you call them, I don't think he's Mexican. - I call him a house, I say, I'm not a house. - I'm not a house, I say, I'm not what you meant by that, bro. They were clueless, I knew exactly what it was. - I don't know, I still don't know what you said. They don't know what you say, I don't know what else and say he is, but I like to call it domesticated. She said, I would love my domesticated man. He can't say a day. I said, Lord, I'm originally not my dude in fucking shows, then I had to remember. That boy got three pumps, didn't even he go. (laughing) - I've been working on him. - I just don't-- (indistinct chatter) - So, I wanted to hit on Kyrie Jackson. The corner back from Oregon, and he got drafted by Minnesota. Yeah, the corner back from Oregon, he was drafted by Minnesota, killed in the car accident by a drunk driver. Him and a whoever's high school buddies. - We touched on that a little bit last week, Steve, but we'd love the year we have to say about it. - Yeah, man. - That wasn't unfortunate. That was an unfortunate situation, especially me being so close to the NSC North. He was in line with the starter. That was a tragic situation, and I just want to say rest in peace today, young man. Because I had shit not a fucking happy. (silence) (silence) (silence) [ Silence ]