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how you going my dude yeah man doing good thanks good to see my dude yeah my guy you're looking well thanks dude how's it how's your dad been yeah nice one what's been going on my guy what's happened to your internet my dude yeah my internet just screwed up huh oh that's alright my dude sorry my guy that's okay appreciate it my other my dude going you're the my guy now is that what happened yeah switch yeah switch um doing good man yeah just being catching waves see yeah catching waves is in like waves of tiredness no I like to be surfing all day oh surfing waves my bad yeah yeah yeah no good yeah yeah they've been barreling pretty hard out there I've been catching waves of tiredness yeah barreling yeah it's been rolling through barreling on through are you in this like in the middle of the swell right now or is it flattened out well it's flattened out because I had a shower just prior to coming a little fresh yeah thanks man and hello to everyone watching how's it going yeah yeah how you going so yeah a few waves of tiredness I'm sure everyone can relate mm-hmm just when you know when you just feel like you're stringing thing to thing to thing to thing to thing and you just go um what about what about me yeah yeah kind of I get like someone look after me what about me when someone schedules things for me how do I have to schedule everything for everyone yeah kind of I just have an assistant yeah yeah well you know AI is becoming increasingly brilliant that if you need an assistant I know a few aisies while there's people out there they're hacking AI they're making millions a year yeah and they've never met one of them no I saw a guy so the way I use Facebook is you use Facebook oh man hey how come I fucking sound effects aren't clicking fuck these stupid yeah the way you use Facebook is I will go on to it on my computer when I'm working as to not work for oh oh yeah but procrastinate for a second yeah but I'll never use it like if I'm on the couch it's not on my phone do you know what I mean yeah so it's just like this little abyss that I go to during the daytime yeah it's a full like nine MSN style abyss as well isn't it like it's news.com.au kind of vibe it's crazy out there it's real Carl Stefanovic kind of vibe on on Facebook it's nuts and what was it oh I saw on Facebook the other day that I just kept getting targeted this ad for this like Tony Robinson style but like more of a con man kind of like self-help self-help kind of guy but his whole steeze is like I made 300 million dollars using AI okay and he's given like a big he reckons he's given a big like conference style speech on AI okay how you can use it okay yeah which is like sort of fair enough in one you know but um he's also super muscly and has like okay one of those tight like muscle cut you know those new kind of t-shirts yeah that like a stone blue color or something like that they're like the best cut t-shirt you'll ever have oh yeah I've been telling it though it's your dad might have some shit like that yeah and really accentuates the seps the biceps yeah so he's wearing one of these and like super muscly and I don't know it all just it all smells a bit fishy yeah a little bit fishy it's a bit fishy yeah feel like he's taken taken people for a ride he might be genuine what was his name I can't remember okay that's all right I'll try and find him there maybe if I just scroll Facebook for a bit while we just pop up yeah that would be fun just scrolling my Facebook see what comes out I know what you mean this there's there's those there's those people who sorry just got to start I just looked across out my window and saw like into a house that I've never seen into before I can see oh really a lady having a discussion with someone in front of a big painting that's crazy oh you don't usually looking out that window at night no well no not really I guess they don't usually have that light on or something I'm I don't know maybe they've just moved in who know who could know anyway we're so gross yeah oh my god keeps looking outside well you're looking you're distracted outside I'm looking over here at Facebook I'm just scrolling it okay yeah that whole thing around to the like men where they like they really really chisel their fist like they really work so hard in the gym it's an everyday thing it's quite a um it's quite a wild like it's fair it's a lot of dedication to the craft a lot a lot and how much are we talking like it's not just every day it's every day for years or every day for months or like every day for you I'd say it's every day for years and even if it just comes down to like you know measuring out the little half cup of rice and the like and eating the broccoli that's the most important shit really oh yeah definitely like keto or something no no just like eating like counting all your calories and like your your carbohydrates and your proteins and all that sort of stuff you know your fats and take and like literally according to your body mass and all that kind of stuff you're you're going all right so I could have about this much fat a day and I need this much fat a day so you eat like avocado and almonds and whatever you eat and I need this much carbohydrates but not too much mm-hmm I'll have just just some rice and none at dinner so I'll just have protein and and vegetables at dinner mm-hmm things like that really yeah God yeah that's what it takes that's what it takes that's what footy players do and shit yeah and but you get a cheat day every week um you can see like pizzas and burgers and stuff I don't know if you get that everywhere some some people might do that thing I think it's like fairly widely practiced yeah but not maybe not if you're in the like extreme yeah if you're like full pro athlete I don't think yeah but yeah it takes a hell of a lot of dedication and and learning to be able to to be able to like do all that mm-hmm it's it's a lot it's a lot it's anyone doing yeah respect and like how many hours a day pump and weights or doing calisthenics or some shit yeah doing that probably like 45 45 just 45 45 minutes to two hours a day yeah yeah somewhere in that window yeah and you probably want eight hours because you get results yeah yeah get a late day the can't forget like day no no unless you fall over yeah top of over yeah I got kicked out of gym class and university did yeah oh I probably got kicked out of classes in high school but yeah I got kicked out what were you doing I was I was on the roaring machine it's like eight o'clock in the morning studying acting so the gym was I think once or twice a week in the morning yeah and it was a Thursday morning and club night at the uni was on Wednesday nights and what's club night there's a club on campus and there was just like when tonight was the like the student where there was like cheap drinks and music to a fucking literally 5 a.m. or something 4 a.m. really and it's not a nightclub yeah it was a night club oh like so it wasn't a bar it was like a nightclub it it was like by attending to a nightclub yeah yeah it was a bar in the afternoon there was a beer garden and like students would drink there after class and shit and then at nighttime it would kind of like they put the disco lights on kind of thing you know anyway I'd go there every Wednesday and tie one on yeah and I was on the rowing machine on Thursday morning and my gym coach I think yeah he didn't like me it's one of the one of these people that just didn't really like me you know you meet a few of them in your life yeah it was a little bit like that and um he does that's a real stereo typical high school slash uni thing where like the gym teacher doesn't like it yeah it's funny as yeah it really and it really it was like that I think it was just basically because I didn't take that class seriously at the time I was like yeah I'm an acting school I don't give a fuck about the gym you know yeah for always going there after no sleep and shit anyway I went I was on the rowing machine and he just like came up next to me slowly crouched down next to me and went you reek of booze got home and I went I mean guy I was like okay oh that's fucked man terrible isn't it I mean fair enough fair enough on his part I reckon yeah fully I mean I guess so I wonder you don't really think about reeking of booze at that age though like I remember that I'd be out at like 3 a.m. on a Thursday night and my mate I remember he's like got you know a test the next morning at like 7 a.m. or 8 a.m. or some shit yeah he would have reeked of booze in his test yeah we're not thinking about that now you don't you don't really know it when you're at that age I was 18 mm but here's a hot tip if you're 18 and listening you reek of booze if you go to work yeah if you stay up till 3 or 4 club and then you go to work 8 o'clock or something you used to be able to do that kind of stuff at that age yeah I can ask um it's glorious and you think you get away with it but you don't everyone around you know should you had a massive night mm-hmm you don't really well I didn't really care yeah yeah just pushing it yeah but thinking back on it yeah I'm like going to work you know it's professional setting yeah I've taken a pill tonight before yeah exactly gone of the flinders and you know I didn't plan on that but I've had a big one yeah but here I am at work yeah ready to sweet get in the job then I am ready to sweep yeah I'm making you money boss making you rich of a good broom show me the spot you need sweeped and I'll see you swept and I'll sweep give me something to sweep with and I'll sweep yeah mopping I was terrible mop aeroponical pills oh yes would just grab them up off me because you wanted to get out there get out of there you know give me I'll do the rest oh really what were you doing just sloppin and slow I'm gonna do all my best yeah I've got a good mop trick so after you yeah oh yeah you spin it mm before it hits the deck yeah so it's hair all flings out and you drop it yeah I know that trick you know that there's mopping where the real mop is a lot it's all technique yeah I think it's yeah you better at it now I honestly haven't really done it since then I got a steam up yeah so you just push oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but yeah I wouldn't say I'm better now yeah back then I've used them up a few times of work recently mopped up some vomit oh did you yeah just last week and then the week before mopped up a broken bottle oh only the third one in two years can you believe oh that's yeah that's crazy last time I was like here someone dropped shit everywhere like a whole you know happy carries stuff on those trays yeah plastic trays yeah something slides off it all just goes like an avalanche oh my god yeah broken plates meatballs peas everything fuck meatballs and peas mm-hmm yeah wow been dike here recently they do meatballs and peas that's the whole thing they do hot dogs at the end but in the cafe it's like meatballs mashed potato peas fuck that sounds mad gravy it's real good and if you're vegan and you're listening the plant balls are delicious balls plant balls just aren't like you think they've given you the meat ones no I don't you do yeah cool trust me you do um I actually like just YouTube's how to mop a floor oh yeah well shit I mean it's not that good I was what I was gonna say is it doesn't that good but okay um I'm down I'll delve I'll I'll defer to you for that one let me just hover over it I was gonna say before that there's another person in my life who I know doesn't like me openly doesn't like me and it's the convenience still guy yeah oh hey come I don't know I think I pissed him off once because I went in there I would go in there sometimes when I was working in the bottle shop to buy a city because they sell single cities man I love that yeah I love that yeah and I just like nip nip a few doors down I'm like grab a city sometimes to but usually just one yeah and I went to pay on card and he was like I don't we don't don't like it's a dollar like you need cash I was oh fuck I don't I don't have any cash and then he was like all right just just pay on card is fine whatever and I paid I paid on card yeah or he or he just gave it to me that time yeah another time I went back a few weeks later and went to do the same thing forgetting that he said that like card was a no no and he's like bro I told you we don't do card you need fucking cash I was like all right fuck dude so I was like are you all right he's like well I fucking told you already I told you it's cash we're not if you come in pay on card on that I'm not what are we gonna fucking make on that it's cash it's a single secret bring your cash I was like all right dude no worries all right get some cash yeah I forgot I'm a human yeah now every time I go in there it started off because they just moved into the neighborhood they took over from that old owners yeah started off like hey how are you now cool your new shop yeah that can look that's a shame and they're but it turned to that and now every time I go in he's like skin turns a different color it's like goes blotchy like with like hatred oh that's such a shame it's not really a big deal he gets into fight off light when he sees me yeah he just wants to shrink behind the desk because me yeah you know like if it on charge the fee yeah yeah you make the same yeah I'd assume it's like oh we don't want it to appear in our tax records it's probably that yeah yeah it's probably that it's fine I mean it's yeah it's a fucking like sell-and-seekies for a dollar is like for let's face it black market activity yeah it is it is cheap tax free it's a tax free dollar tax free money yeah if you buy a siggies from the 7/11 what are we talking three of 50 a fucking cigarette kind of yeah well yeah well 250 yeah you could be spending 70 bucks you could and I have yeah 70 bucks what's everyone wrecking listening smoking in or out hmm I know yeah yeah I don't know yeah I'm personally on the I'm down for the the casual the casual diary at the moment hmm you know or a couple of casual dairies on the weekend or something not fast about smoking other times no I'm there the days of morning come on I just loved my morning coffee in a daria not interesting anymore gone yeah gone yeah that's gone for me I can't I just never want to do it again to be honest yeah getting that just for my health it's the only reason yeah yeah well it's it's really important I mean it is well yeah hmm and yeah I've like been vaping for years now I'm literally this he let it be said I'm done I'm done yeah he took the piss I stuffed I soaked it in water last night and I stuffed it into the top of the beans smudged it into all the rank so I can leftovers oh you're done I'm vaping not you're done you're done no you're dad you're Dan um I did the same thing with by last packet of cigarettes I had shoved him into the bin yeah open jumped him so that the cigarettes would get a light bin juice on them yeah so I couldn't take him back out like yeah cuz that's when the cancer isn't it yeah I've chucked vapes in the bin and then got up in the morning just fish it out bro I've done that oh man so funny that's weak it's pathetic I've done it multiple times yeah yeah me too I've done that I reckon I've done I've soaked a vaping water and thrown it in the bin probably 25 times and put it in the oven yeah I like getting water off it yeah um it's it's just got to stop I remember doing that like in the full lockdown COVID times we there was a curfew and you couldn't leave the house oh yeah and I like wet some tobacco so I couldn't have it and then later that night it was like real bored and feeling better and stuff yeah it's not funny and you can't go to the shop and get any yeah I just can't do it yeah I've I've thrown vapes in the bin and then bought another vape the same day I've done that two vapes in a day multiple times it's fucking it's ridiculous oh man that is so funny yeah I've done that but in a week with cigarettes yeah often what a Tuesday Monday in the bin Friday Saturday yeah men to the TT mark yeah TT mark and I'm getting some who needs the TT mark I do oh fuck again this or chest but uh yeah I'm done with vaping hear me hear me raw I am the lion yeah I'm the lion good I hope it's true listen to you that's that's unrelated unrelated unrelated unrelated it's like the Biden cough don't call me that don't call me that case dude yeah sorry did you see Biden's speech he's um press conference earlier today on on socials or anything no it's I'll show you this is it says the headline is Joe Biden mistakenly calls his vice president Trump wouldn't have picked vice president Trump to be vice president I think she's not qualified to be president so let's start there number one check this out the fact is that the consideration is that I think I'm the most qualified person to run for president I beat him once and I will beat him again I wouldn't have picked vice president Trump to be vice president I think she's not qualified to be president so let's start there Wow wait what he said I wouldn't have picked they asked that they asked a question about do you think um Kamala Harris yeah would would be a good president and he said I wouldn't have picked vice president Trump to be vice president if I didn't think she was gonna be a good president oh that's so funny he's on it he's loopy man yeah um you got a text from Luke while that came up which we all saw up to much yeah hey yeah he's um he texts me before and I was like I'm gonna have a chill and he goes yeah me too yeah but clearly he's changed as well see what what's like he's up to um I'm gonna I'm gonna see if he can come tomorrow we don't know when this pod's coming out so that's kind of we don't want to go on about it too much but yeah um yeah that's crazy isn't it and yeah it's wild it's a it's a clown show it's more a clown show more never which is the craziest and scariest thing and it's it's fun yeah yeah I mean I know we it's yeah it's beyond it's beyond belief this this is that that that situation beyond belief yeah have you heard of this fucking um 2025 book or whatever Trump's I can't remember what it's called like um America 2025 or something like that it's like a vision for America um that have you heard about it no okay let me just um 2025 I'm gonna Google it what's America what's it called America 2020 oh America project that's right um project 2025 is a collection of conservative and right-wing policy proposals from the Heritage Foundation to reshape the United States federal government and consolidate executive power should the Republican nominee Donald Trump win the 2024 presidential election so it's a book that contains a vision a fully right-wing vision for America hmm the project asserts that the entire executive branch is under the direct control of the president and president under article two of the US Constitution and unitary executive theory proposes reclassifying tens of thousands of federal civil service workers as political appointees in order to replace them with loyalists more willing to enable the next Republican president's policies so it involves a massive like shuffling of government personnel like firing of government personnel just hectic to a point you know political point is who are more sort of loyal in doing so proponents argue that the change would dismantle what they view as a vast unaccountable and mostly liberal government bureaucracy the project seeks to infuse the government and society with Christian values critics have characterized project 2025 as an authoritarian Christian nationalist plan to steer the US toward autocracy what does autocracy mean I think it's that's like it says it here is a system of government in which absolute power is held by the ruler known as the autocrat so dictator oh it includes most forms of monarchy and dictatorship while it is contrasted with democracy and feudalism e that's crazy various definitions of autocracy exist yeah so many legal experts have said it would undermine the rule of law the separation of powers the separation of church and state and civil liberties project 2025 so it's that is just insane sounding mmm well unfortunately what tends to be the case is the crazy insane thing is the thing that ends up happening yeah right yeah well it doesn't seem that absurd it would seem it seems more absurd to imagine that America would suddenly heal rather than get worse yeah like it's perfectly reasonable to think that that could happen yeah yeah do we so that was a Wikipedia I was reading by the way but and in terms of the the actual yeah there's an article from the website yeah there's an Indian Express here journalism of courage project 2025 Trump's blueprint for America's future the document was unveiled in April 23 it was initiated by former members of the Trump administration as the 2024 do you want me to share screen Todd or yes you're happy listening I'm happy listening yeah okay cool as the 2024 US presidential election draws near project 2025 a detailed policy proposal has been released by the Conservative Heritage Foundation spanning nearly 900 pages it lays out ambitious ideas for a probable second Trump administration what are some key proposals of project 2025 all right here we go the documents suggest significant changes to the federal government including the dissolution of certain departments and a conservative stance on social issues greater presidential control pushing for the expansion of presidential powers through the Unitary Executive Theory is one of project 2025's most controversial aspects it seeks to centralize decision-making authority inside the White House by directly placing all federal bureaucracy including independent agencies like the Department of Justice under presidential authority it aims to streamline governance it also supports stripping thousands of federal officials of their job protections enabling them to be replaced by politically aligned appointees who support conservative principles yeah immigration in line with the former President Trump's previous demands for increased border security project 2025 advocates for increased investment to fortify the US Mexico border it suggests a tougher stance against illegal immigration and border control by combining several immigration enforcement divisions under a revamped Department of Homeland Security hmm huge sounds dodgy shall I carry on mm-hmm are you mate or are you bored I'm not bored scary it is scary yeah it is scary economic policies the project calls for a return to a monetary system backed by gold the elimination of the federal reserve and large tax cuts mm-hmm okay I don't really know I can't remember what the federal reserve is the elimination of the federal reserve mm-hmm this is in contrast to the present economic policies which prioritized the reduction of carbon emissions and the promotion of renewable energy social stance socially no right fuck social stance socially project 2025 strongly opposes pornography and abortion oh my god so dark it recommends banning the use of the abortion pill and severely restricting the distribution of prescription drugs connected to abortion mm-hmm the text also demands that pornography be declared illegal well I've the president just fucking Mike went to court for making under the under the table payments to a porn star this is met this is wild it lays out strict penalties for tech firms that allow users to access explicit content mm-hmm fuck under the project education policy supports parental control over curriculum and school choice initiatives it suggests cutting federal funding for initiatives that promote diversity equity and inclusion it aims to dismantle what it labels as woke propaganda in schools okay this is insane yeah this is insane dude this is like it's it's literally like it's just completely catering to the right wing it's fascist it's it's fascism it's awful and I mean it's all like it's already like that way obviously I mean like yeah in a lot of ways but this is this is really like seeking to legitimize and promote it as mainstream yeah basically yeah that's right what does Trump feel about the project former president Donald Trump has distanced himself from the document stating he is unaware of its origins and disagrees with certain proposals within it okay okay however there has been discussion regarding the project's possible impact in the event of a Trump presidency due to the connections of a number of influential individuals who were involved in its design right so this is a document designed by some absolutely fucked people yeah and they want to get it in but you know it could be part of a like strategy that Trump says like you know it's been introduced in the media right this this whole thing and Trump says I don't know anything about it yeah but he could just be I don't know saying that yeah I hope that takes a speculation yeah exactly yeah could just be wonderful so once presidents do it all the time and they don't necessarily like do anything about yeah what they promised yeah exactly they say something they say all kinds of shit mmm so but what they don't say is mai monkey yeah which they baby should say that if that's the new that's the new let low for me in terms of cringe but I knew it was coming it's beautiful this well my monkey can be your campaign and you can go up against Tash with her what was that get real get real yeah monkey so you're the Trump yeah seriously yeah my monkeys got a chance no one wants to get real I know wants to get real no one wants to face facts what's a fact anyway yeah god so went to Kirk's wine by the other night in the city shout out to Kirk's wine by Melbourne yeah you've been there before now I don't know what it is love a little spot of a little wine bar it's um where is it it's some little it's on little Collins no let's a little Burke I'll look at that little let's fucking screen share take me Google straight view it for me let's go walk through city yeah oh yeah I'll take you to the wine bar I like afterwards all right sick yeah I'll take you to the wine bar let me show you the wine bar so this wine bar sure here we go presentation no we went on a trip to the Taj Mahal that was great it was brilliant street view here we go on a trip after this so go to Street view I'm gonna go I'm going to go should I go straight there I should walk up walk you up the street to it walk me up the street hang on yeah what fucking where are you oh I'm just typing in what am I looking at hang on bringing your map yeah I'm in Street view you can't go and you'll see in this oh is your browser like skinny can you see it can you make it a bit bring it in a bit and then I'm like fit in this little section nice what can does that help yeah that's good that's good that's good yeah little work street all right let me let me take you for a walk so I never use this fucking street-view thing what do you click to get into it are you dragged a little orange person from the right bottom right oh yeah and drag it to the street you want to go oh my god how did you find that out that's amazing hey it's been there a while all right so we're in Burke Street mall all right okay I think are we know where the fuck up no this is Elizabeth now I am Elizabeth that's all right we're on the corner we must be on the corner of yeah here we go in the corner so hello kitty cat but that's not that you like trying to get the cat can say hi that's pepper everyone say hello pepper pepper pepper really um pepper really loved me when I was there last week oh yeah absolutely loved you knows I'm allergic yeah that's how it works just getting right up in your grill yeah okay so hang on where are we Elizabeth where the fuck's Burke Street out hmm there backwards oh that's the post office oh is this little nice little I ran into ranking on that exact corner once right there here okay is that the more yeah yeah now we're in the mall okay so like Burke Street this way yeah great so I want to go I'm gonna I'm gonna take you over here sunny winter's day yeah yeah beautiful go down here and then we'll turn left up little Burke okay so the opposite end of Chinatown yeah there's little young great so we'll go we'll go up little Burke now I'm taking you up to okay past the one-hour photo joint hopefully this is where Kirk's is yeah oh yeah I think we're getting there walking okay cool cool I know the street is it a thing is it right here are we are we okay no that's not it Kirk's is on a little lane way kind of it is I might know it but maybe it's not little Burke it might be little oh I reckon it's little colons little it is little colons all right I'm gonna walk around the block also we need to go yeah back down and then you're like yeah let's walk around the block yeah go on go up and then left so yeah venture bus I can't wait to tell you this story about Kirk oh hang on no okay left we're here that's it oh I didn't have to walk around the block I was worried about that oh that's it that's it oh cute right and so you see they put all tables and shit out here it's like our fresco have a glass of wine you do a cheese board it's really lovely nice from ours yeah so so much so that Kate's having a nails done in the city when she finished finished work we're actually gonna meet there and have a couple of glass of wine afterwards to be lovely mm-hmm but yeah highly recommend Kirk's that's my that's my recommendation that's uh that's me on what a great what a great pick yeah Jamie's wine bar of the week yeah Jamie's wine bar of the week I'm what a great punk and Todd what's your wine bar of the week don't you do you have a story about this particular wine bar before we make oh yeah so what I would like to give a shout out to the GSM there was a it was a really lovely you know bit of that sort of sour bit of acidity to it it was plush it kind of danced it really was vivacious and it opened up lovely fruit to it you know and just that medium-bodied you know so it wasn't say a lot you know it wasn't peanut no I could called outside but not a syrupy is a surah for example so it was just a lovely it so I'd like to shout out the GSM and that's about it yeah didn't you say I can't wait to tell you my story yeah it's just that had a glass of wine that's the story all right sick well I'll take you down to my mind bar of the way where we going we're going if you can drop the little man you want to walk there or well depends how far it is all right it's near Flinders Street Station oh well let's just walk there yes walk there okay walk there so where are we now 451 we're on the back screen I've got to go back down this hang on put streets this oh wait there's a little map like Mario Kart yeah oh so we need to go I think we need to go fuck I can't like if I was there in the flesh come not understanding it looking at it in this it's stanky street you gotta go south did it go south yep so down okay yeah cuz we've got a little compass so we'll go down here mmm no we're going we got that now we're going up into the city yeah that's east yeah that's all so yeah you want to be on swan I'm gonna start on swanston yeah it's not great podcasting yeah swanston just type in um yeah where where are we going oh you want to be on the north the south end of swanston I think you just got to tell me the one store actually I can't we can't this is the west podcasting so you just yeah just put in uh put in a fucking put in the town hall town hall yeah town hall station town hall hotel town town Melbourne town hall swanston Street okay okay oh so I'll plunk us out here on the corner is that swanston yep okay so yeah okay cool so go left on swanston left on swanston so we're going down towards flinders yeah yeah yeah so um been driving cabster about oh ten years and then over sort of came in and just straight down to your mate or yeah I think so I'm kind of not exactly sure who became along and um they sort of blew us all out of the water sort of on the right oh sorry yeah yeah oh this yeah it might be on this next block actually getting the right hand side go against the traffic yeah yeah we'll do a yeah do a turn 1-6 so just straight down yeah it's around here there should be an arcade somewhere here on the on swanston don't go on swanston yeah yeah yeah so maybe over here so we can use to these carrots the bosses um yeah because I put this one in a wall but so I'm just using the bosses car at the moment but okay there should be it they should be an arcade along here somewhere yeah yeah no I know the arc yeah I know what you're talking about my there is no the arcade yeah there is yeah yeah it's all a bit different because this is all under construction now so I'm coming on it is this fucking is they used to be a hungry Jackson shit there that's all boarded up and the Commonwealth Bank and stuff that's all gone how old's this street view of swanston Street yeah it's the the wine bar might not actually be there and then anymore but it's around here opposite park so yeah go down one more next corner yeah so yeah put the last car on the wall and the boss has been kind enough to lend me he goes for the moment sorry man he gone he gone yeah it wasn't actually my fault it was god tailgating me sorry I keep going there's a little arcade that goes in around here near the corner so keep going we'll find it find it so I'm here bit more bit more yep so we're going past the feel like it's here where the subway is subway the 711 on the corner stop looking a couple of pigs couple of fucking oh fuck okay around here maybe even straight ahead I think it's either here or the next bog down there's an arcade that goes in yep and I know the one that they sell there's a watch clothes in there yeah yeah they're on that in there there's a tiny little chop and other that they have a little one die okay and it's mad cool yeah great actually we're oh fuck I don't know if I'll say this story Todd some Todd's one and so what was your peak what was your peak well first time I went near I got a long black it's delicious earthy great full flavor did the job bitter bitter bitter yeah but chocolatey great goodness mmm second time I went there can't remember got a nice red just got the red you know yeah but I think it was maybe a bit a bit light for me like you were saying okay so you have the Pinot yes something like that and that's Todd's wine bar of the week yeah I wish I could get music playing but just they're not clicking these that's what I can do it another time anyway there's a little cute little spot right right I can't remember I swear this is from my 2004 this fucking numb yeah it's 20 20 taken me back says 22 Google on it they've got a little 2020 Google yeah yeah yeah it's they've that's all boarded up for that train sure is looks completely different yeah so I can look it's not important it's called that's essentially yeah okay so yeah check that out if you're in the city great that's Todd's wine that's a that's Chewie's wine pick of the wine bar of the week well done so you don't want to want to go on a little holiday summer well you want to go somewhere else yeah let's go somewhere where we go you want me to share screen yeah go where you want to go where you always wanted to go um pyramids are you yeah yeah let's go pyramids oh Flosger you back I should be am I here can you hear me yeah all right you can hear me yeah I can hear you know yeah fling to straight pyramids pyramids station fling to straight pyramid station pyramids of Egypt is this let's go to the pyramids of a global part I'm sorry when I check it out yeah oh it's good the one in noble park or the actual ones in Egypt let's go to the actual ones in Egypt okay all right so that's in Cairo yep CS are right I are see FM EU all right um cool and do we just type in pyramids now that we yeah just type in pyramids of Egypt pyramids you don't just tell me there's lots of pyramids you know yeah but there's only you go things to do the main ones here we go in child museum the big five so wow should we go to the big let's go to the big five son pyramids that looks fun I like to look at the big five oh pyramid of Queens oh my god that looks pretty good won't you yeah let's go there let's treat you I'm gonna move my screen okay cool let's check him out whoa dude read the pyramids wow that's massive that's beautiful whoa I would love to go for a walk I can't I have to go back far how they look amazing dude look at these old fucking rocks and shit have you I watched a few docos on like just some Egypt like ancient like archaeology and stuff recently yeah is it was it fun yeah it was cool it's just about them like digging up old terms and shit oh wow was that was that kind of like passive viewing for you were you engaged I was engaged yeah but I was like a chill night you know I mean you dumb I just watched the Hitler documentary on Netflix which was educational because I don't don't know much about that whole period really you know and to watch like a bunch of documentaries on announced so dense with information that takes a long time to yeah well I've I watched that whole like World War II in color mmm five years yeah it's like man it's fucking documentary about war it's yeah but it was interesting to get the whole history oh yeah very recent so recent yeah you fucking crazy was a teenager you kind of like oh that was fucking ages ago yeah but it was like no yeah then yeah and then get a bit older and you realize yeah all right so we're just kind of driving down a highway yeah should ride with a pyramid anytime soon right we're going on the pyramid I don't know I think so I don't know if they're this way though I'm just like maybe I'm driving around a monastery yeah just having a trip down Cairo what we got here might get some fuel total yeah let's free fuel and then fucking I'll see you if I can get us closer to the pyramid so just drop me here man I'm good I can you got it yeah I've got it from here I'll just I'll get a uber or something you're all good all right well just gonna drop you here if that's right by the pyramids yeah wow careful of the horse the horse and cuts oh yes um well generally the only vehicles allowed to drive around here because of the pollution and the pyramids can't really it does not really let me walk absolutely stunning stunning and cities just down yeah the city looks pretty really beautiful and huge yeah wow it'd be sick to go yeah all right maybe let's just check out some other parts of Cairo like we can go see what's in the waterfront I think I think I might need to skip it all yeah you gotta head down the yeah sorry gaming but I've got to go down the coex is I'm just gonna see what I'm calling my name see what's so oh this is nice down here down near the water it's a crazy street view all right well let you go yeah all right thanks guys no worries mate thanks thanks for stopping by and giving us the poddling tips and all that yeah no worries and thanks for listening everyone yeah we'll catch you next week all right bye bye
