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Bonus: Best of Year One
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(laughing) - Oh, okay, yeah, there we go. - For clothing, can it be that, like, the big wooden barrel with the straps? Can it be one of those? - Oh, a barrel, yeah. - Oh, yes, absolutely. A barrel with, like, suspenders. - With suspenders, I mean, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. (upbeat music) - Look, John, Johnny? - Yeah, yeah. - We're gonna have you play snowflane, okay? You know, you know, snowflane. Can I be blue? Can I be in a blue costume? - You could be red. - Close enough, I'll take you. (laughing) - Oh, yeah, he's literally half here as well, maybe even less, actually. - I don't like, you're gonna be snowflane, cocaine-based character, you know. And we gotta, you gotta, we did you that favor, we made you red. That's, you know, we did you one, you gotta do this one now, you know? - Okay, which one you got in mind, you know? - Um, something, like, kinda heinous and, like, bad. - Again? - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. I forgot you played, like, a mentally handicapped person once. - Yeah, yeah, you're good. - Once? I think more than once. Come on, baby. You didn't see Grease or two. I don't think you were in that movie to be fair, but... - I just think you were in Grease, too. - Yeah, you clearly didn't look at this in a sped classroom in the background. - Okay. - Now, John, John, I'm warning you, you're dipping into goofy territory. (upbeat music) - Boss buddy. - Ah, I love doing a boss. - Guy no boss. - These horses are so good. - Guy no boss. - Guy no boss. - Guy no boss. - Guy no boss. - Guy no boss. - Guy no boss. - Guy no boss. - Guy no boss. - Guy no boss. - Wait a minute, what? - My name's Pap Schmer. - I'm Optimus Pap Schmer. - Honestly, if the other option is like male gynecologist, I'm sure a lot of women would prefer that. I feel like you might have a booming business idea on your hands. - They are robots, so they're going to be very meticulous and like, you know, on the spot. - I would trust like they have to listen to humans, so like if you tell them something, they're not going to be like, "Nah, you're fine." - Jennifer, it looks like you're human vaginas in tip-top shape. - You did drive some way. - Why did you give me the voice of like a serial killer? - I'm trying to do Optimus Prime. - See? - Yeah. - Oh, I got it. - I did. - No, that sounded like a man in a mask. - Me like, "Jennifer, you're for trying to learn from me." - Dude, you sound like Optimus Prime right now. - Good. Good. Good. Good. Good's all around. And you know what? Who's got the goods? We got the goods. Uh, isn't that art? Is it Arby's? We got the goods? - We got the goods. Uh, is that a slogan for something? - Yeah. - I think it actually is. - Yeah. - All right, well, you know what? No dime idea. We got the goods. - Yeah. - New logo. - Well, not logo slogan. - New logo. - New logo slogan. And the song, "We got the goods. We got the goods. We got the goods. We got the goods." - And we know it. - Bad romance. - Bad romance. - Bad romance. - Classic dollar. Uh, well, yeah. If you're here, you know, it's, uh, it's no dime idea. You made it. - Your family? - If you, if you, if you're your family. - I thought that's where you're going honestly. - I thought that's where you're going honestly. - I thought that's where you're going honestly. - I thought that's where you're going honestly. - I thought that's where you're going honestly. - I thought that's where you're going honestly. - I thought that's where you're going honestly. - Would you hear your family? Because we got the goods. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. What is WAC? - That is also incorrect. - No. - The correct answer. This is all, uh, according to one specific website. Um, what is sketchy? - Sketchy. - Yeah. So sketchy or sketch. - Oh, wait a minute. - When a trick. - Tristan came up with this radical. - Yeah. - What one person did you interview for that? - What one website? Was it? It was someone's blog. One person's blog. That was never visited. What the fuck? - Wait, what? It was called surfertoday.com. surfertoday.com. - Oh my god. - It's glossary of skateboarding terms and slang. - Wait, surfer. It's a surfer though. You say, right? - No, you don't. - Skates. - You don't, you don't. - It's so much fun. - It's so much fun. - It's so much fun. - It's so much fun. You're going to do the web tutorial. - No, I agree with you. - You're a random glossary. Like a random definition. Oh, it's so much better. - It's so common. - Let me pass it to my wife over here. She let her have a chance to get this. - You can phone a friend. - Oh, okay. - Can I phone you? - Yes. - All right. What the fuck is the answer? - Dude, I can't talk right now. I'm at a funeral. - You always do this shit. - You always call me when I'm at funerals. - I don't, I don't. - Sorry, Seth. I'll be right there. - I'll be right there. I'll be right there. - I'll be right there. - I'll be right there. - I'll be right there. - I'll be right there. - I'll be right there. - Oh, I'll be right there. - I'll be right there. - Sorry, Seth. I'll be right there. - Yeah. - Oh, Seth. All right. I see. You're with Seth. - Yeah, he's trying. - Yeah, he's trying. - Yeah, he's trying. - Yeah, he's trying. - Yeah, he's trying. - Yeah, he's trying. - Yeah, he's trying. - Yeah, he's trying. - Yeah, he's trying. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - He's sad. - That's right. - Is this another guy's right? - Is this another guy's right? - Is this another guy's right? - Is this another guy's right? - That's right. - You had me figured out that I knew you were coming. - Yeah, right there. - You call yourselves fighters and heroes. Well, I'm something of a fighter myself. - And out of the gloom, my girl's gonna fall. You see a large, spherical body. - It's a soccer ball. - It's a soccer ball. before. As you see a grotesque face. That's super cool. I'm graving upon it that is able to move and speak with large jagged teeth. It is Defoe. Wow. Oh my god. And we went up a lighthouse. If I had my drones on me, I'd send a drone strike rat at you right now, and I'll end the foe. 2024's independent candidate debates. I am your presenter, Anderson Pooper, and I will be asking all the questions here and abruptly cutting off people who say things I don't like. Now, luckily we have lovely candidates who are going to be answering questions today and letting everybody get to know where they stand on very important issues. So I'd like to go to our first candidate, which is a cheese McGriddle. Oh, yes. Thank you. I am cheese McGriddle. I come from New Hampshire, and I am here to let the world know that we can be living a better life one where everyone gets mandatory book. It's a rule over to that doorstep every day. And it's cruel. I make myself. Yeah. Thank you so much. Cheese and McGriddle. Yeah. Thank you so much. That was that was a beautiful opening statement. Let's go to candidate number two. Can you please speak your name candidate number two and tell us a little bit about you? Hi, hello. My name is Clint Taurus, you know, presidential candidate Taurus. I will say I am a Leo. I know. People always ask. But just my name. So what was the question again? Oh, just just opening statement. If you'd like to say anything that the country should know about you, sir. Well, I will say I am hard to find. But I'm always there for you Americans. I'll be there just stimulate every single one of you, whether you're rich and poor or your nationality or your creed. Thank you. Yeah, so what a great statement. Thank you. Thank you so much, Mr. Taurus. I hear I hear you have quite the stimulus package. So we're gonna move on to candidate number three candidate number three. Would you like to say say a few words in an opening statement and tell us a little bit more about yourself? Is he talking to me? Is the hamburger man talking to me? Yes. Yes. Yes. I Anderson pooper and talking to you. Oh, the man made of butts. Yes. Okay. My name is Derek Washington. I am 98 years old. I am the great grandson of George Washington. Let's see. I'm a Leo. Wow. I believe you should fix all the goddamn potholes in my city because every time I drive through, I hit a hole in my car. And I hit my head on the wheel. And it's so short. I can't see over the wheel. So I hit my head on it. And my point. Okay. We're gonna cut you off there. Thank you. Thank you so much, Mr. Washington. Mr. Washington running on the bold platform of fix my potholes. He looks like he's gay. He has a special connection to classical music. Yeah. I skip a little bit of everything in between. I read some stuff about he does something to a skyscraper question mark. He puts it in his ass. Yeah. He puts the skyscraper in. I'm going to put this skyscraper in my ass. This is going to disappear. I'm going to steal this skyscraper up my butt in my ass. See, but the way he does it, the way he does it, everyone's like, dude, this guy's not going to do it. There's no way to the point where everyone's like, like the present. So he's like, let's see. Hold on. I want to see it. So Groot. Go check this shit out. He's like spread eagle. But then he shoots a shrink ray at the thing. So that's like the size of an ant. And then he puts it in his ass. And then he gets in a jet and fucking springs away. And they're like, Oh my God, he's done it. Oh fuck. He's so evil. Wait, is that what is that what Drew does or grew? That's what Drew does. So Drew is going to a skyscraper in his ass. I think that's how Drew, I think that's how Groot defeats him is that he hits him with the enlarging ray to enlarge the skyscraper in his ass. So you didn't count on this brother? Yep. Let's see. But it makes him like propel. So it's like, since it's like a pointed skyscraper, it just shoots him out. So he like kind of propels like a jet into space. Into space, because yeah, because at the end I've gotten written right here, you know, Groot's conflicted. He's like, Oh, I love my brother, but he's, you know, he's being too evil. He's and so he's being a genuine fucking dick. Give me the Coen brothers. Okay. So we got the Coen brothers right in the sci-fi fantasy. What you got, Gib? Give me Tommy. Give me Tommy. If he knows one thing, he knows how to write a movie, just, uh, just not good and not anything else. You know how to make words on page. I will say, I think that's a good combo. Edgar Wright, Tommy with so I feel like Edgar Wright couldn't really break it. Actually, which like a, like he'll walk on set with like a chain and like a leash, but like, okay, Tommy, it's what we're going to be doing right. Oh, hi, oh hi, Edgar. All right. Like they always say, if you get enough Tommy with so's in a writing room, you'll end up with maybe a page of a script. You'll make an Edgar I script. Yeah. Or what have I done? And then like another year goes by is I go, Oh shit, like this is still a really bad idea. And then at the end, he kind of learns, he's like, Oh fuck, I shouldn't have done that. So it's like, it's like an act. That sounds like a genuine good movie, honestly. No, I feel like you're like, no. No, it's, it's critically reviled. It's an unpurpose though. I don't think it's not, it doesn't sound as bad as like other fucking movies, honestly, but it's Timothy Chalamet is the monopoly name. He's, it's a musical. Gun. Oh, in the past 420 years, the galaxy has been healing. However, deep in the recesses of the Zeta reticulum system on planet Earth, a new evil has emerged. Smeagol, a local tyrant, has conquered the neighboring systems of splorg and smegmars. They have seen, they have seized the milk reserves for the galactic Biden. I love this and I forgot all. Meanwhile, yeah. Meanwhile, Rey has settled on Octo, the greenish blue home world of the Jedi, things incredibly appropriate. She has started a new Jedi order now called the old Jedi Order. Yeah, I'll tell you about, we'll be, we'll be right out, just, we'll be right out in just, just a second, just where it breaks off chair leg sharpens into a steak tux in. I don't like how this guy talks. I'm ready. Sorry. This did not feel good to me. You have garlic on you? Yeah, I do here. I hand you garlic. I didn't see him because you're looking in the mirror and you didn't see him behind you. Jesus. Well, I haven't left yet. I never said I left. You say that you leave whenever you like enter or leave buildings? Well, I do like to say goodbye. Okay, you'll see us later. Is it time for us to go now, sir? Here real quick, I'm gonna put my mascara on my lips. His face doesn't move when he talks. Don't question him. Yeah, yeah, he's a bitch. He's a little pale too. I don't really like this guy. Keep our distance. You know, most game shows are kind of creepy, to be fair. Okay, I can tell that you two are gonna be a lot of fun. I'll be on the stage. Just go ahead and do whatever you need to do. It kind of they were they were so they were talking about sending a or posting a dick pick and they were like made a joke about like shooting shooting like Terrentino or Kubrick and it made me wonder and now I have a question to you, gents. If you could choose any director to like shoot a nude for you to send to someone, who would you choose? Which director did her live? Wes Anderson. Wes Anderson. Wes Anderson. I wanted to make my dick look really like cute and whimsical. It's like it's like in front of like a model like a tower. Like it's like it's lazily like a fake monument in a fake town. Yeah, there's like a 20 car drive. It's like a roundabout. It's a middle of a roundabout. Yeah, I imagine like I don't know if he's done shots like this, but like it's like it's zoomed into like it's like Bill Murray driving with like what's the name Edward Norton and it's like slowly zooming out and then you see it turns into like a model car and then your dick is just the monument. You hear them talking? Nice. I was thinking Sam Raimi for myself because I want the like following camera shot. So it's like you'll see like you don't know what it is. Like it's just roaming through the house or whatever in your house. Yeah, then it busts through a window and then like yeah and Bruce Campbell. Oh god. And it laughs at him. Yeah. Oh my god. Jesus Christ. What about you like? I probably thought it was John Carpenter. No such a good. I would go with John Carpenter just because of the soundtrack like just I know he would have like a good synth. Yeah. And like it would be like a like honestly I'm hoping he would go with a with a they live kind of shot where it's just a dragged out slow one. And then he zooms out. There's like fog. Yeah. Or no not that fog. I was thinking like all things are fog. All of his all he's got that likes that tense drawn out. Like slow zoomed in really close to something and backing out slowly to show you more of what's going on around. It was you really you really are a true a true film buff going to the cinema French surrealism cinema films yes films no it's it's one in like January I saw like half the trailer and I was like which haven't fucking I closed my left eye so that half and it was fucking hard to find but I had to go to the almo draft house in SF which was actually it was a pretty bitch in theater if you've all I don't know if y'all have ever been. I've heard of it. I've heard of it. That's like where they serve you food right? Yeah. I think a lot of them do but like you can order food from the table it's one of those ones to where they're like yeah like from where you're watching yeah it's one of the ones to where that like it seemed fine I didn't have an issue but they were like we'll kick you out if you go on your phone or talk kind of like mentality but it wasn't really. Yes. At all. Yeah. If you look at this funny theater. Look everyone looks straight. See you dude. Oh my god. That'd be my theater. Like I stand at the bottom with the flashlight like pointing at pointing at the audience. Yeah. Not at the movie because I don't deserve this. Yeah. Yeah and they all just. You know well. It. It's like a it's like a they sit in like dentist chairs where like that their heads kind of like lock in to the lock in but the thing is my tickets are a dollar. So everyone. This is starting to feel like a saw trap. Yeah. No it's not a trap. It's not a trap. It's a fun experience. Well it's clockwork orange like if anything. The eyes. Oh no that's terrible. Well I would imagine too you're like okay no one sits next to each other there's always a space in between so you can't even like whisper to the person next to you. You have to like you have to like check in your phone at like a code room but instead it's just a phone room. Yeah. You have to like give it to their phone. Your phone gets checked in. Friends can't sit. People stop reading extra phones. Well you do you put strangers next to each other so they don't. Yeah yeah. It's strange. It's like it's like mix. Yeah. Yeah. You're like okay you look like you're born as fuck so you sit next to that guy. You look pretty chatty so you go over there. Like oh I do. You're going to go right in the middle of the ground. And before five o'clock tickets are 50 cents. So it's the busiest movie theater. But they really fuck you over when you're. It's like not enjoyable at all. Like no laughing. No crying. No no no. Like someone's like someone's just like. Hey get that. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Nothing too exciting apart from Godzilla. Yeah. Should we jump into our spoiler review and then our spoiler free afterwards? Yeah. Spoiler first. That non-spoiler. Yeah. Yeah. First things first. Godzilla's gay in this one. Yeah. I knew it. I knew it. The moment that he came on screen he when he did that Z snap thing. I was like oh my god are they actually? Yeah. He comes on and then he uh he goes to roar and he just goes yah. Now if you uh if you all vote for me I'll I thought the Hunger Games was a pretty good movie and um you know you've elected actors as presidents before but what about electing uh someone who's seen a lot of movies before as president? I think that'd be pretty cool this time. Um. Aren't you the like grandson of George Washington? Yes. Yes I am. You. Oh boy in the audience. Thank you. Me? Yeah. Oh that wasn't me. Oh your voice changed. No that was me. Clint. Taurus. That's interesting because George Washington the original George Washington uh how many movies did he see? None. So a great statement. A great treatment from the new George Washington about the value of being one who watches Derrick Washington. Oh yeah. Oh yeah and uh we were sharing with each other the uh Japan has uh they got a big McDonald's uh Godzilla cross promotion going on right now so they brought back. Funny enough I think it's the Hase suit too. Um the Hase suit is fighting a giant Mecha Mecha McDonald Mecha Ron and Japan. Mecha Ronnie. It's like the building more so right. Oh it's like the building yeah cause it sucks now. Like literally like a McMac. Oh yeah I like that. That's good on. They actually clowns are not really a thing in Japan. There's no like uh yeah. Oh. Oh yeah I guess they just don't. Well then what is Hisoka in Hunter Hunter? I don't know cause I made it up. Oh god. Yeah I was just saying it was like I'm like thinking like three clowns but actually it's funny if you go. I was like bugging the clown for one of the odd piece. Yeah yeah that was a say but if you go dressed up in clown makeup to actually send you back. Yeah get back. Sorry. We don't believe me to hear. They'll let you get on the plane but they won't let it off. Yeah they don't tell you until you get there that you actually can't be. That was one of the person that's like dressing like a clown on the plane like Don't mind my big feet. I had to get another seat. Mimes get very confused because then they have no way of explaining. True. They're not. Well Mimes can't uh leave out of France actually. They're illegal for them to be France yeah. Yeah that was true. Every time they try to get through TSA they uh they like bump into like a wall that isn't there. They start pulling things out of invisible bags and they're like whoa whoa whoa you didn't check any of that and then they send them right. Yeah no no and so what happens is uh he they they get through uh they get through TSA or they no they're at TSA and they take the bags and they put it they put like a big heavy bag to go. Yeah yeah and it passes through it passes through and then uh everyone at TSA is like oh this mother fucker is a bomb. Get him. And then they take. They walk through the x-ray and they actually see the bag of the x-ray. Yeah that's. That's what they say. I'll just say what if they go through the metal detector and it goes off even though they have like no metal on them. It's like oh he's got a piece. Get him. Welcome aboard the uh KDI 77 um commercial flight from California to Japan. I'm going to be your captain Dalla and I'm joined by my two co-pilot. She'd like to introduce herself. Ah yeah this is your co-pilot Jim Leader Nate. We'll be flying at about 10,000 feet today. And uh anything from our other co-pilot. Yeah gibbledang here you know it's going to be a beautiful day today. We got a little bit of turbulence but but don't you worry about that because uh at the the first inconvenience first you know slight bump of turbulence uh the cyanide capsules will be handed out so you can you can go ahead and start taking those just whenever you get the uh just a wee bit anxious. When in doubt the cyanide is always uh your way out. Yes I remember you always want to give the cyanide capsules to the ones next to you first before you serve yourself just to make sure it's a very thorough extra um yeah and also I want to you know as we were flying to Japan I just want to send a reminder to all clowns on the plane that you will be detained um once we arrive as clowns are not allowed in Japan. That's true. That's true. Unfortunately you will be stripped off to the Gulag immediately um they will turn you into soup. They will turn you into clown soup and uh our in-flight meal for the night is actually going to be clown soup so take this as a warning um yum if it tastes funny then it's normal. Yeah if it tastes funny then it's a good soup it's a good clown soup. If uh in case of an emergency landing uh we have prepared holy documents from various religions underneath each seat please begin praying at their leisure uh we probably won't crash safely uh we're not very good at this. Thank you. Yeah and we'll definitely be crashing in burning. We definitely do that a lot. We'll cut to three gents in the airport. Uh and then I got Miss Loomis you know Billie's mom with the Donna Donna Summer's uh bad girls because you know she's a bad girl herself like she grew up listening to like how does that song go? Oh yeah. [singing] It wasn't that the price is right. I have a bad girl. I have a bad girl despite the I'm such a bad girl that is me. Yeah I don't know I know this song. It's me Donna Summer is that I'm here to say I'm a bad girl in the middle of me. It yeah if there is a 40 blue beetle it's probably that they just give you a burrito while you watch the movie. George Lopez sneaks in 20 minutes late but he brings you a burrito. He's like hey man I got you this burrito full. Hey I got this one. I got this yeah it's like shaking you that's delicious. It's full walks into the bottom of the theatre. He's like hey hey Donna where you at? Well I was kind of thinking of like what I would want to see and I came up with it. I will say this is a dumb idea but I want to see it. Hell yeah. Hey no dumb idea. Exactly you know we talked about like cassette futurism and then kind of like the fallout like 50s version of that aren't you like nuclear futurism or whatever where the transistor was never made so technology never advanced past whatever technology was in the 50s and it was more nuclear based. I want to go further back and go to caveman time so everything's just rock base and but it's like high fantasy when they just live in like spaceships that you want. Yeah the Flintstones so based on Flintstones but like in space and you know high fantasy version of it. Ooh like all the rocks are like magnetic and magical and like because of the the minerals and how it all interacts they can make stuff out of just rocks and wood and okay yeah that is like mush mushy. There's like a dinosaur like spinning a wheel that makes an engine go or something so like like fly off to Mars and call it. They have like they have like mechs that are just entirely made of like wood and rocks and vines and stuff but that's like that would be fucking great. It's like a high it's high fantasy or has a high sci-fi with like some deep commentary about like communism or some kind of like dystopian like a or like you know what is it to be a robot rock man versus like human you know like Detroit come become human but with rock people or something. That's my pitch. Oh the story could like center around like there's like the human-esque figures that we would relate to who use all the magical rocks and stuff to make their technology and then they discover rock people. Ooh they're perfect. They're made of rock. This world is just expanding itself dude it's perfect. That's what I want to see. I want to see rock spaceships. All right Captain Bunkus you're going to be the first caveman to walk on the moon. Why don't you go ahead and put your rock helmet on. They still grunt to each other for their language. Yeah. Come on guys come on we're past this. All right. Make sure you get your military standard club. You know I follow the ancient way. Yes. Ooh go go. Yeah. Pulls out like a club. Cocks it. Just in case. Grunkus you're going to space. I don't think that you're going to need the rock just in case. I'm side the shot rock. Yeah maybe big shot rock alien dinosaurs in space maybe perhaps. Okay why are you guys talking like this. We are past this. He's got like a sling with a rock in it and when he throws it it's like boom. Like it makes like a laser. Dude yeah. This is starting to sound like this side by movie. Like this started to sound like bronco. Dala kisses both gilding and gym leader Nate on the cheek and sends them off with a smack on their butt. We load into a rocket ship and fire fired across into the sky and disappear with like chances. Yeah they arrive. It's at a factory. There's posters taped on the wall. There's like like curtains hung up to make like a maze. People that clearly are like dressed like actors that clearly don't want to be there. Both gym leader Nate and gible dang get one jelly bean and to get three licks on a titzy pop each. Oh my god I think I think this is it must be really well because factory but the Scottish one. Hey hey welcome my name is Ann Dachroyd. I'm the host of ghost busters or nosed busters. You must be the gible dang and gym leader Nate for this uh our pilot game show and dachroyd. Yeah yeah yeah and dachroyd. You got it. Nice to meet you nice to meet you. Like A-A-A-N-N-E? Wait wouldn't it be Ann Dickroyd? Why would it be that? Why would my name not be just my mom maybe? You tell me man. That's fair. Who is in this fighting game and why are they fighting? So presidents. So or holidays or holidays. Wait presidents were saying to you the holidays is also good. Oh my god. You can do okay gible thing actually gible thing you you be the final voice for the for the for the for the group because the so we're and then we're gonna go around and then one person each gets to be like the final say. Okay so for this one you'll have the final say on who the group of people is. So like we've got presidents we've got holidays so it'd be like the Easter Bunny versus Santa Claus in Slenderman. Yeah let's see what's in the holidays. Slenderman holidays let's see so you'd still have like George Washington here to represent presidents. Well so it'll be like um it'll be like the ash or the the Pokemon trainer that's the that's the president's day. Is that and it's the Statue of Liberty and they send out different presidents. Okay okay yeah yeah okay so it's a holiday fighting game the presidents are here to wait the presidents are there too. I mentioned you have like uh the Cupid we have the Cupid like Cupid fire heroes for Martin Luther King. Yeah boxing day Muhammad Ali which is like pretty sure exactly that just an actual fighter there just beats the shit out of everybody. Holy mafia dude the holy mafia. Oh yeah yeah we can have our own characters in this license game. Yeah and then even. This one's an interesting one hunger games. Oh man I want to pick hunger games now but I've never seen a fucking movie. It does include District 10. The one we came up with that's coming out. Yeah that's hard then. It does damn yeah because that's a really good movie. That makes up for all the other ones. So Jason Simpson who's playing the titular. Oh dude fucking Jonathan Majors. Oh that's that's not an idea. That is perfect casting. Also sorry I had a real recent realization. Kind of I want to run it by you. Okay so I was like thinking I was like instead of canceling people that like like you know Jonathan Majors or like Armie Hammer. Yeah as Armie Hammer raised the guy that eight ten kids. Yeah. 11. Well I was like what if instead of that we just typecast them to the crime that they did. So it's like if Armie Hammer were to play Superman he would have to be a cannibalistic Superman or like Jonathan Majors would have to play like so it's like you get that good actor from my real life experiences of eating children. Yeah I think we brought that to my role and this is going to be my last press story. Quick Superman help us. Hold on I got to eat these kids. Then I'll get the Lex Luthor. Just give me a minute. I would love to see the director. This is like I need to tell a Superman cannabis story. Yeah. I'm waiting for all the cocaine ones. Yeah true. That'd be fun. That's the Winston of Oz guy made out of lions. I love those. I'm a bitches. I made of tin and I made of lions. I'm the one that yells. Okay. Yeah we smoke the brought in gym leader natives starting to hit in. It's getting it's really hitting. All right. Oh it's hitting in guys the weed is hitting him. I forgot he was on. I would have taken that too. I'm not gonna lie. I straight up forgot he was on because women aren't the only ones who are caregivers. Okay. That's what Drew Barrymore was going to be with the. He was going to be subversive. They were going to be lesbians. And all the men were going to be villains. That was the problem. I got to think about this. I took the only other woman. Next one. Soccer ball. You know you're fun. I guess it's a toy. Do you use toys in sports? It's a bomb. So it's not like the versus contest is also on here. Pugs. Oh I mean that's easy. Pugs versus a soccer ball. That shouldn't even be in there. The soccer ball shouldn't fucking be in there. Oh you can't play with a soccer ball. I agree. The soccer ball is not a toy. The pugs are a toy. So pugs moves on. Oh wait okay so cards. MTG cards are a toy and a super Nintendo is a toy but a soccer ball is it. I'm like well no I think we were we were on the level that MTG and and also not these words. Yeah. Yeah I was saying they weren't. I said you guys say they're not. We're saying we would say technically they are but also like if we're not including them in this list then ball doesn't go on this list either. A ball like not even a regular ball. Listen message me. Let me know our balls toy. Here's a basketball hoop. How do you love this toy? You can play with it. It's not a lot of the episode. Cleats. You can put these on your feet and you run around. It's a fun toy. It's a huge. So do we choose pogs or soccer ball? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm like which is moving pogs. Nothing else for the reason that you need pogs. People have played soccer ball with not soccer balls. You can use other balls. I mean the soccer ball is not really the most important part of the game. The rules and the games are most important. Whereas like pogs it's like you need the pogs. They're they're the toy. I would argue you could do the same with the pogs. I think that's the same thing with the pogs. Pogs or men your own extra figures. I think we've all kind of established that it's pogs. Yeah this is pogs. Pogs is moving on. Like this argument is getting lost. Again listeners message reply our balls toys. Two young balls are toys in soccer ball. They're toys. Young boys though. When I was a kid it was I never stopped on the ball. If we do nothing that's gonna be on our hands. Look I I'm not Santa anymore. I'm I'm just close. The mall Santa. Now now I got to get back to work. So you leave me alone. I'm done with all that Santa mumbo trouble. No the real Santa would never say that because Santa is responsible for the joy of millions and as long as those millions remain he has not lost anything. I'll be back and you better think about what I said and how you need to take responsibility for what's happened. Not just ourselves. I'm responsible for shit. Next. Hey it's me Skyler. Oh no no. Hear me out hear me out. I think I could be. It's an adverb. Depends on how to use it. Pittsburgh. Again. Green. Now ish blue. Green ish blue. I I'll accept green ish blue. That is actually an Adric Cornish game. And then. That's also a hand. Yeah. But not not hand. Hand is the noun Cornish game is the Cornish game. Sick. How is it? He has to fight the house. Nancy. Yeah. Nancy and her dad and sick. That's mine. James. But then you have to have Johnny Depp in there and that's not you don't want Johnny Depp in the mix anymore. That's true. That's true. He'll get his like 40 rings on and then it's going to be a mess. And then he's going to hit somebody. Oh yeah. He'll have a. He'll have a pint glass of wine. Poop it or. That was gonna say like Uranus is already fucking right there. But that's a little too obvious. Well that's going to be. Yeah. I think right next to Uranus. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can you turn around? Do you guys not want to guys do you guys not want me to do this podcast? Squatting over my life. That's fine. Just turn around. I don't think you're going to be facing us that way. You know, you said someone in the eyes. Not the brown eyes. I just didn't know. You know, you said you were going to show us Uranus. But I don't know why I thought it was going to be the planet. I guess shame on me. All right. So I'm going to tap three lands. And I'm going to play a salad toss. And basically I'm going to make your creature toss the other one's salad. That's going to deal. Okay. In response three ranch points to him in response. I am going to pay two. I'm going to tap the one colorless and then one blue and I'm going to play Fraser Crane whenever an opponent attempts to toss your salad, create five scrambled egg tokens and counter the spell. Do the scrambled eggs have to tap to activate or do they just get to activate? They just get to attack you. Silly bakas. Both of you bakas. You activated my trap card. Flip's over. You give a card. That's right. I have the fat ass summon in school. He doesn't eat salads. You can't. He won't even touch your tossed salad suckers. Good job, doll. Unfortunately for you. Unfortunately for you, dolla, I have, I have this trainer card. Oh, yeah. So I'm going to play, you know, Professor Sycamore from Pokemon XY. And that will, yeah, that'll allow me to put your summon skull on a diet. And I'm getting my hair model. He's going to be. He played the card that I can't counter. The one card. What did I do? Maybe if I have the heart of the cards, I can draw a meta zoo card for me, dolla. Let's keep naming the cards. We got the real challenge is to try and name a single meta zoo card. Give me a second. For the Sony Spider-Vengeverse, beginning what would people would expect? Which is they expect if they were to reanimate all of our properties at once. Amazing Spider-Man 3. And we tease them with this by alluding to a Spider-Man movie when this Spider-Man movie starts. It's a new Spider-Man brand new. Oh, Spider-Vengeverse will have a new Spider-Man just like the MCU Avengers. Oh, the only way through. So this new Spider-Man will be fighting who? Oh, Spider-Man. Tom Hardy's Venom. That's good. That's like another Venom. I know the Spider-Man kind of. I like it. We're going to bring it all in. All into the same thing. It doesn't matter how much funding we need to use these collaborations. Now, these two fighting will go public. They will create causal ruckus of these two spider-like beings destroying large areas of the city in their clash. And through the great vine, through a newspaper a day, four hours later, and the Aranya and Peru will learn of Spider-Man and Venom's clash. I like this, all right. Spider-people in the city of New York start to the hidden people of the Aranya. So they will take off to contact the spider-people in New York. As they make contact with Spider-Man, they will teach him about the web of life and destiny. That I'm assuming that's what the glowy thing is in Madam Web when I googled it. Am I correct? We can always make it mean that. Yeah, we can change the movie whatever we want. I thought you I thought you ghost-directed Madam Web. Well, I didn't know what that was when I made that movie. So when we made the ghosty web with her powers, I wasn't I didn't know there was a real thing. And by ghost-direct you mean that means directing all the ghost scenes, right? My great my great nephew informed me that there is a magical web already. So I think if we need to save face, we need to say that her her water web spirit future powers that I geniously invented. And you know what they say with great nephew comes great niece. That's very true with great nephew comes comes great uncle responsibility. So, Dadella, you have a spice personal favorite of me. Let's go. Yeah. And Jim later Nate, you have a Karen, a sink, the idea of your choice. I'll say you have Karen. Would you like to go first? That or pass? Well, I guess I'll go first. I will just keep it short is that I spice, you know, said it best. You ain't even the shit. It's like you ain't even the fart. Okay. And then I'm going to need an object. A Jeep Cherokee. A Jeep grand Cherokee. A 2008 Jeep Cherokee. Perfect. Honestly, honestly, every good movie has a true. Yeah, true. Like fucking Godzilla versus Kong. You guys remember that? Or Godzilla and Kong where it just cuts to the commercial in the fucking. Oh, yeah, yeah, that one. I remember. And they're driving. They just pulls up to the car commercial. Yeah. Like what? Give me three examples of gay things. Uh, but plugs. Three of us. Hey, all your actually all your buddy is going to like about gay comics prep, gromics, gay, gay comics, yeah, and buckets of lube. That's where all your money goes. Gay movies, goofies, goofies, goofies. Gay music, buckets. I love that. It's like a pale, like a metal pale of just lube walking down the street like, all right, what's in the store? Guys, guys, I never believed they got it. They got it on the lube store. I buy, buy, buy, buy the grom. You know, you got to be alcohol about this. Costco's got some great deals. Yeah, dude, when you're ready, you just want to be able to dunk your butt and get going. Doing pretty solid. Yes. And now I'm going to turn to the family to your little child. Hello, child. How are you today? Hello. Hello. Okay. I move on to the to the to the wife and I go, sister child. Yeah, but please don't kiss me like that other guy. All right, I move away. So we're going on to round two. Like that other guy. Yeah, the other guy, you know, you know, I don't want to insert it. And it was an end. Yeah, I signed an I signed an MDMA. Ah, what happened? I don't understand why we look like this. Kibble dang don't love what's going on. Oh, I don't like I. Oh, yeah, there we go. Oh, oh, you got me. And I don't like mine because I got the wall with my ass. Oh, yeah, I have something up for us. Now, hold on. If we're going to be methods, yeah, we're not we're all going to have to get used to that. Well, I mean, I guess I can. It's not the first thing that's put in my ass. Oh, I, well, I guess we just learned something about you know, uh, I guess this is dollars second time being a muppet. I never said I was a muppet. Yes. Well, don't, well, don't worry. That reminds me of today's special later. Hey, for ass. If we have a little boy on this show that we talked to about asses or something. Because I don't think we should do it. Actually, today we'll be talking to actor from the Marvel franchise, Jonathan Majors. Hi, guys. It's me, Jonathan Majors. Now, I love that it's, it's large right now. You know, you're so scary in your meetings. Sorry. Did I move too fast? But you're so nice in person. That's right. Like, so like, okay, so the world, there's all these different holidays and everyone has their own holiday and everyone's trying to figure out which. Shut up. It's my turn. I get to say this funnel. Say. Anyway, each holiday gets its own district and they have to sense. I could go over this. I could see it. I figure out. And then they figure out who the best holiday is holidays. Yeah. And no one else can bring the cheese like I can. It's amazing. That's not true. He brings the cheese. In fact, everybody. I've brought cheese for everyone in the audience. Uh, yeah, I got some sick ass buns myself. And, uh, oh my god, in a stunning, in a stunning turn of events, Derek Washington is throwing cheese cubes into the audience. Oh my god. And you get cheese. Everybody check under your chair. There's, there's cheese. Wow. Wow. That's amazing. A stunning show of cheese to be worried by. I came in last night and I put all the cheese underneath the seeds and I stuffed my pockets full of cheese. But actually I went to, I went to pick and save about last week to prep for for such a big purchase of cheese and I went to the dairy section to buy the cheese. I should have brought my nacho cheese. There is a young man. Let me just find that button again. Turn off the mic. There we go. All right. So we're going to go back over here and we're going to get a few questions from our audience. So, uh, let's, let's get the first. Oh, I found the button to turn it back on. And so I found the man with the cheese. Oh, wait. Nope. Okay. Yeah. Oh god. It's somebody, somebody just, uh, turned off the power to have, to that boom. That was where he fashioned his gavel into like a longer gavel. He could push it from afar. No, I didn't. Yeah. It's so long. I can see it. This man, this man doesn't even exist. Don't trust what he says. You deal with your gavel. He's not even pleased. Who are you at your core? We're going to be figuring out what type of creature you are. So if you both could, could roll a D 10 for me. Sure. And can we get it like a, we're going to see a reading of our options? Yeah, absolutely. So your options are, you could be either a human, a hobbit, an orc, a dork, a fork, an elf, a sky elf, a squirrel, a shark, or two dwarves in a trench coat. I hope I gave five or 10. Let me see. Should have been two dorks in a trench coat. Two squirrels. No, no, that's a separate class. That's a different, that's a different creature group. Looks like I rolled an eight. Number two, I mean, I already know exactly what I would name this guy. This is Slick Willie. Slick Willie. You know, my favorite movie, "Godzilla" or "Slick Willie." He has a little bit, he has a little bit of an SDD problem. It looks like it looks so true. Looks like he's contracted some. Oh, what? What the, what do you mean that is so true? What the, he's definitely Slick, he's still Slick Willie for sure. Good. Sorry that, would you say that I had the same thought like when I was putting the PDF together? Mm hmm. Shit, that's so good. Dude, what? Yeah. So I need, you didn't give me as much as you did with the first one. You just said he looks like he's Slick, he's Willie, he has SDDs. That's it. Yeah, you know, like he is, he most likely has contracted warts of some kind. Oh my God. You know, I sure am glad the US government was able to pass that specialty law that allowed snakes to fight in Vietnam with us. No, all right, Bartholomew. How do you think, uh, you know, how do you think we're going to take out this threat? All right. I got, I got a special plan. All right. I've been working on this prototype for a while. You know Bayonets that they put on the end of your rifle so you can stab people with this. I do. Now get, get this. I invented a brand new type of bayonet. Now this bayonet, it goes on your bullets, right? So that way, when you shot fire the bullet right before it pierces their skin, it's going to stab them. It's going to give them a quick jab, kind of open it, kind of open it up and give itself an entry point. And then it's just going to tear right through. Absolutely incredible. You see, you always had a knack for bloodshed and violence. That's why I always gave you those weapons and guns every Christmas. You flatter me, Santa. I must say the rocket launcher was a divine addition to my collection. And I definitely appreciate the candy cane grenades, you made me say what other weapons did you know? Oh, don't you worry. First we got your jingle bell bombs. All of these see the key, the key to that is that every other one is a jingle bell bomb. The other one's just bells. So you just throw some regular bells at them and they're just like, why is he throwing bells at me? You toss another bell, all of a sudden, that one takes off half their face. My favorite, yes. And what else did you make for me? And we got this giddy right here. I call it the sack trap. It looks like your ordinary present bag, but on the inside is nothing but active bear traps in barbed wire. Okay, okay. Yeah, I'm back. He's back. Side note, I'd love for like a movie pitch to start like that. Like, all right, so imagine, we're at the trailer. All right, the movie is about to start. People are sitting in popcorn, where everyone's, everyone's, uh, people are sitting on popcorn. Yeah, dude. And they're eating their chairs. They're there. They went just for straight for the movie for the trailer. People are going crazy. They're so excited. They don't know. They forgot how it's like they're going to the movies for the first time. They don't know what they're doing. If the pandemic just happened and imagine just happened. People are eating the chairs, they're sitting on the popcorn, the drinks. This was a little later, but my favorite character became Spike. And then, yeah, I really just liked Spike just because I like, I don't know, I liked more simple, simple mutant ideas. But also, I think he, he was the audience surrogate in X-Men Evolution. And Evolution the series. Yeah. Each, each like team, how is that like a audience like audience? Yeah. And that was, that was a hundred percent spike in Evolution. A hundred percent spike. I remember being super disappointed with the way they portrayed him in a X-3, X-Men 3. That wasn't him. The last stand. That wasn't him. That's a different. Oh, thank God. Oh my God. But it's funny. It's funny because that's fine then. That sounds amazing. I'm so glad it's not him. People would be equally disappointed by who that mutant was supposed to be, which is someone named Kid Omega, who's like this psychic energy construct dude, who they turned into quills. All right. So, Dala, your turn, you can't pick two because it's already been picked. So, giving a number between one and six. Dang. Two. You lose. There actually wasn't a way to lose this, but you lost kind of way. Yeah. You found it. Damn. Sick. 2.5. So, I get half of each. Oh, don't do the six. Six. All right. Your, your movie is going to be. It's a scene. District nine, man. The alien movie. I've never seen the one I've never seen. Okay. So, this one's going to be about Napoleon. We know. So, yeah, there's an alien lands and this fucking nerdy white guy with curly hairs like talking to him and trying to feed him human food. It's so stupid. He's like, what the fuck? I don't know. He's obsessed with tater tots. Clearly, the aliens in district nine love cat food. No, no, it's tater tots. Yeah. Okay. So, again, like I said, I didn't see district nine. So, we'll call this one district 10. It's going to be, it's actually going to take place in the Hunger Games world. Yeah. So, he lives, the alien will live in district 10, which we all know is because each district has its own like. That's the butthole sniffing one, right? Yeah. The butthole in love like, you know, cuz uh, or bouncer. Oh, this is a third glove compartment. Yeah. Shit. Wait. It's in the trunk. Shit. I was going to say it's in the trunk. It's weird. It's like each right here. Let me. Huh. What's in there? Yeah, I'm going to pull down the back, the back of the chair, the back seats and I'm going to go into the trunk. Yeah, sure. What's what's in there? Let's uh, I'll follow you, crawl in. Whoa. He's got like a little, whoa, wow. There's a lot more room in here. Looks to be like a, what seems to be like a bed and like a little TV and it seems to be like a mini fridge. Do you? Does he? Oh, this guy's actually got a really, really nice setup. Yeah, it seems like he lives here. Oh, fuck, you guys caught me. I got dead. Yeah, I'm fucking, I live my car. I'm married to my job, essentially. Well, it's, it seems like you live in your third love compartment. Well, I live in the trunk too. I mean, the whole car, and you have a car. I live in the whole car. It's just, that's where I sleep on TV. It's all right. It's special. What you say you live in your bedroom or your house because that's due to the same shit. Well, unfortunately, a guy like me lives in his bedroom. Yeah, fair. Nice. Nice. All right, gentlemen. So this is, stop your pokey crying. We will start off. Jim Leader Knight, you won the coin. The easiest one of these games, I'm sure. Oh, yeah. Jim Leader Knight, you, you won the coin flip. So you get to choose the generation. I will play a Pokemon's cry and then contestants pokey in and take their guess and whoever gets it right gets control of the board and gets to choose the next generation. Absolutely. How would you like to proceed, Jim Leader Knight, you give. Let's go. Let's go third gen. Third gen. It is. All right. Pokemon number one, and I can repeat it if you need. I didn't know I didn't hear shit. No, no. I think this was the issue last time when we did the music episode. We, oh, music one. Well, I can hear the list. Does this work better? No. I didn't hear anything. Damn. Hey, let me try this. Let me try a little more. Nutter? Nothing. Literally nothing. It's crazy. Are you actually playing something? Are you fucking with me? Yeah. No, I can't hear it either. Goddamn it. Okay. That's so funny because we never got to this one in the Pokemon one. That should be the clip. That should be the clip. Yeah. Damn. That was weird that we, you know, that part was in there. I still managed to lose that episode, I think. Yeah, dude. That's so weird. Hey, you want to see what I could do? Look, I bet it could run as fast as the cars. Oh, wow. That is so great, Shawn. That's so impressive. Wait, Santa, come back. I have so many questions for you. Oh, I lost all my money on this date. Now I won't even get to talk to Shawn. Sorry about that. I, you know, I just had to make sure I, well, I got a couple laps in. Hey, would you want a chili dog or anything? Oh, yes, Sonic. You know, I want a chili dog. Yeah. Do you have like, do you have like 20 bucks or something? Oh, oh, I just got to go grab. You know, I love my wallet at home. Oh, well, I was moving so fast and I left my wallet. Could you just one back there and get it and leave you what you just did? No, that was a different thing. I was trying to impress you. Oh, okay. Okay. Oh, I'm so happy I bought this date on eBay. Okay, here, here, here, here, here, here, Sonic. Here's the $20. Can you give me a chili dog too? Yeah, sure. Oh, thank goodness. Sonic has gone for 45 minutes. He came back though, apparently. Hey, hey, you're back. I wait, what, you've got so long. He didn't have any chili. He's my chili dog. I didn't have any more. So what, did you give me something else? Oh, no. So I bought a beer, but then I had to buy a second one and then they took the 20. They, what do you mean? They took it. They robbed you? No, that's how the purchase worked, but then I drank the beer. Where have you been? Oh, I got lost for a little bit. I ran back home. Oh, oh, you didn't grab your wallet. I think I'm going to go. This didn't turn out how I wanted it to go. That's okay. Remember, never to meet your heroes. By the way, can you take me home? You can run home. I'm bonking only drive me. She's not driving you. Martin Luther King will like inspire you to stop fighting. Oh my god. You automatically, you start to lose health. But the more that he he gets off of speech, the more that you like automatically just decreasing my health. It's that thing. You have to do like, speak, if you do like, speech combos and it creates like, oh, yeah, like spells. Yeah, if you can't, if you can't get, if you can't get around his like shielding words, then you start losing stamina because he's drained of your fight, will to fight. I'm meaning Martin Luther King. It'll, it's a rat that it'll scurry, it'll scurry along the floor and like, pick up nuts and berries and shit. And then kids will be like, Hey guys, look, it's a frisbee rat. And then they'll pick it up. And what they'll do is they'll like, they'll smash it flat. And then they'll, they'll chuck it. Chuck it. I almost want to say that's from something too, funny enough. Those are just ordinary souls. All right, we are back to round two. Dala, how are you feeling? You lurk, you're sweating, you're bleeding. There's body is all around you. The, the other contestants, you've managed to take them out. We didn't ask you to do that, but you did. And we applaud it. Hey, but, uh, that sled in that blood is, uh, it's on purpose though. I will tell you that much. You know, so it's better than, uh, sweating and bleeding on accident. Let me tell you. Dala. Oh, okay. So I was waiting for my intro. No, no, either of you want to guess, you don't have to ask questions. You can guess right away. I mean, I think we both have our guests. Yeah, I think we, I think we've got, I think that we want to say it on the count of three. Let's say it together. I'm going to wait. The question is which one though. Yes. Do Dala, do you want to ask your question? Yeah. Contestant number 10, if they made a video game about you and it was a buggy piece of shit. What would be? No, no more questions. No more questions. Yes, yes. Oh, yes. Okay. I'll be, I'll, I'll guess, uh, oh, wow. Interesting. Do you want to do a three, two, one guest together? Yeah. Let's, I'm going to tell you what, let's both, I'll do, I'll do the other one and you do that one and like, we'll, we'll cover our base. Oh, yeah. We'll be both saying at the same time and know the one that you're thinking of. Yeah. I was going to say, let's say, ready, three, two, one, Smeagol, our goal. Oh, damn it. That was goal. I didn't do that. I was. Because Smeagol is the mean one. This guy seems mean. Full of Smeagol. Smeagol is the, is the, is the kind one. I thought you were going to do it all up to Gollum. Sorry, guys, I am so sorry. That's all right. I think it's a perfect time to jump into Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes. Starring, Marky Mark. Um, Marky Mark in the Funky Monkeys. Right off the bat to just to generalize things. Yeah. This was a great movie. I thought this was a great movie. I really liked it. Let me check my article quick. I didn't think it was that bad. I don't know why you, I don't. Okay. Wait, I like you. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I will hold on first. Hold on first, but I just want to say I like, look, I sure I am a walking embodiment of a Tim Burton character, but I will say he does have a lazy period. And I do agree with people. I basically agree with everyone. And when it comes to like where Tim Burton fell off, um, I think it was right after this movie. But honestly, this movie, Fox. I like this movie because I think it's really goofy. I think it's really goofy. I remember so far from it, but I've seen this. Bionicle, we got forget. I would love to see a soccer, the movie. They'd be like, okay, you know, like a magic soccer ball. Yeah. So it's a magic soccer ball that like it's the first soccer ball ever made. Oh, yeah, yeah. It has like, okay. Yeah. So it's like a spirit of the guy that made it or something. It's the spirit of the guy that made it. And it's like the dude's like, great, great, great, great grandfather. And like, he's, uh, he's a down on his luck, like soccer player who's like trying to win the championship. And then he finds this old ball and it's like teammates. So like, you can't win. This is all Brazil. It's like, you can't win. That that ball is so stupid. Like, that's an old ball. And then the, the ball's like, don't listen to them. Son, you could do whatever you want to. And, uh, when he first kicks the ball, like it flies around the city. It goes in the. It's like a, like a Capri Sun commercial, just fucking flying around. Dude, dude. Yeah. That's gonna be a perfect game. That's the soccer ball. Have you seen that? I just really enjoyed media. Do you have a favorite? Top 10 go. Especially like 10 media is good. What's your favorite kind of media? My favorite media would probably have to be movies for sure. And sorry. The answer was laser disc. Sorry. No, the answer was laser disc. They were looking for laser disc. Yo, I just saw a laser disc for the first time in Rasputins. I never, never knew they were that big. Yeah. Well, just take a picture of it. Take a picture with it. Oh, look at this. Take a picture of me with the laser disc. Yeah. Thumbs up. Look, it's, look at my hand in comparison. Look how old it is. Also. Joe Biden, I'm going to move him to the night for something funny. I'll be his PR guy. Like we'll have him on the podcast first and then I'm showing up. That is still why. Listen, sleepy Joe. We got a talk. Yeah. Wake up. Yeah. Get you some caffeine in you. All right. Come on. Fat. Look. Come on. Let's come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. You don't want to see water wiggles. He's the movie either with the hell. I know. I know. That sounds awful. No, Willem. Willem Defoe is the soccer ball. Don't worry. Just have to believe in yourself, Johnny. Now kick me as hard as you can. I'm Thomas Sockerton and I meet. I think it's Will Smith's Wild Wild West with the big fucking animal spider. Yeah. Because it's like, that's the stupidest reason to have that. But that movie's out great anyway. It's just, I don't know. You had the spider because he was in a wheelchair. Duh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Totally. That's because look dude, if you have, if you're a, because look, if I was in a wheelchair, I'd be like, God, I wish I had legs. But what's the thing that has the most legs? Spider. Spider. Oh. Millipede. Or Millipede even, actually. Well, okay. So first, I would, I would think, I would think, Melopede, but then I'd be like, I got to think small first. I got to hedge my bed. Yeah. Maybe a spider. I got to build up to it. You only lived in the Wild West. I'm already in a wheelchair. So that's two legs. You can only go with what you see, you know. Yeah, exactly. This is no true centipedes millipede. There's not such thing as a Millipede in the desert. Take the day after tomorrow and take it back to like, the day after tomorrow. Take it to take it to like the 90s and just be like, this is the future. This is from the future. When Al Gore is running for president, show him the day after tomorrow. Yeah. Not just our TV and have him like stand in front of it and then like, pause it and like, give a little like, blurb about like, exactly how the climate changing has caused this and then go back. In the year 2024, a very fine-tiff named Jake Gyllenhaal will sacrifice himself to save the world. Time travel is from the future has sent me this data. Yeah. Next question. Hi. Question. I thought it was a very bold choice to kind of only have John Travolta as Snowflame sing his lines. You know, at one point, I thought it was distracting, but then you kind of settle into it after the first 10 minutes or so. But, yeah, I think it was a bold strategic choice because nobody, the movie isn't a musical. There's no music or anything that he just starts singing and it's awkward because there's no score in the background. Any reason in particular why you would do this choice? No. Yeah. Next question. For the next role in the actor poll, we have stunt double. Who's going to be doing all the stunts for everyone in your movie? The rock. I don't know. He's taking it. Oh, he's taking it. I know. I wish I didn't pick up. Imagine every cut, every larcen and then it's like a rock falling off a horse. Like a wig. Yeah. Yeah. So you have we have options available. Timothy Chalamet, I'm on Vellani Tom. Oh, Timothy Chalamet. All right. They can go play. Yeah. So I'm actually going to take it. I'm going to take him on Vellani here. Oh, shit. And then, um, that leaves you give give holding for your, um, stunt double. Who's love Chris Pratt and Tom Holland. Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt is going to be doing stunts for Emma Stone. Love it. And everyone else. Tom Holland is out of work again, but he's going to go like, he's going to go like, whoa, like, he's going to be doing the Mario voice. He's going to be like, he's going to be like, I'm Garfield. I want this on you. One of the nodes is going to attack. Let's see if he, uh, let's see how his attack goes here. Not great. He is going to miss and land next to you, uh, in between Gible Dang, Fork Fighter and Squizor Dala. Dala, go ahead. I'm going to do a get over it on my skateboard and then I'm going to put my gun and shoot him right in the eye. Don't look up moves. Don't look. Are you looking up moves? No. Yeah. I'm like, don't look up. Are you, are you on? No, you don't want to get over for today, not top. No, I'm not. I'm a cool wizard. That's the one I know. I know you don't know. Get over. Yeah, I know. Get over. Thank you for listening to No Dumb Idea. [Music]