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The Costas Come By And Topic Time Gets Smelly

We are on vacation, but don't you worry Justin has put together a great show full of some amazing segments we have done! We started the morning with a game and Disney adults! We also talked about our new contest and a smelly topic time! Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!

Duration:
37m
Broadcast on:
05 Aug 2024
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That would be a funny idea to put them to the test to see who knows their dad, Billy, the best. It was game time with the Costa Boys. Woman is game time. It's game time, baby! Okay, Chris, name three of your dad's TV shows. Oh, Dining Playbook, High School Quiz Show, and Meet Boston. Okay, that's good. Wow, and that is very important. Very current too, but you reckon I also knew that answer. Okay, well, can you name any of my other shows in the past? Yeah, TVDiner, Phantom Gourmet. Yeah, I'll prefer you wouldn't mention that, but wrap around, wrap around, evening magazine. Okay, yeah. Alex, is it bad to bring it up? Yeah, I guess it is. Yeah, very. I think we don't watch that show. No, we definitely don't. Okay, I don't think it's on TV. Okay, the ratings are great. Okay, Alex, the Olympics are next weekend. They start next week. Name an Olympics that your dad covered. Oh, Sydney, Australia. Yes. And Atlanta, Georgia. Oh, my God. Wow, this is great. I still have all the pins that my father brought back. Okay, there's no need to better his answer. I am just saying, I am just saying, good job, guys. One one. Amazing. Okay, Chris. Yeah. What's the one thing you're not allowed to do on your dad's boat? Drink or one. Oh, no, number two. Yeah. I think you guys think through the game questions a little bit more. Yeah. Okay. See what I mean? Mr. Has his own show is criticizing everything we do, but they're equally bad. The red wine and pooping on the boat. Yeah. Yes. Okay, we'll give it to you. All right. Thank you. Oh, Chris is done. I'm jumping around here. So, this one is it has sound in this rant from your dad. Do you know the group of people he's talking about? The candid microphone. No one ever knows when he's talking into the candid microphone. Honey, I hate to break it to you, but there's only so much swimming black does. Black can't save everybody. The black hair. And then all the girls think they're the car dashing. Is it more? It's more like a group of people not necessarily. Yeah, the very big question he got. Well, I got you. It's on the boat. That's really easy. I think Chris knows this answer. He can steal. Give me something, some kind of a hint. There's got to be geographical. It's a group of, it's a group of people from a place from Massachusetts. I'm locked in. So, you just let me know when it's my god. It's a region, not a specific town. Can I give a grouping of towns. I can't ask August Revere. Lenfield. And Lenfield. Yeah. Well, it's going to say North Shore. But yeah, I mean, what about the black clothes and the slimming? Oh, Lenfield moms. Yeah. First off, we love Lenfield mothers. We are huge fans of them. Our mother happens to be one. Look, I'm just answering questions. It's a quiz. Yeah, we love Lenfield mothers. They have tremendous taste. Absolutely. We have a family. Oh my god. All right. So, who's turn is it? Chris. My turn, Chris. Okay. I'm up two to one. Okay, losing two. All right. So, we're going to do the songs now. Okay. Okay. Can you know what's weird? They sound like me when I'm pointing at the songs. Absolutely. Okay. Let's get the cooking. Justin, you ready for this? I'm 100% ready. Okay. Chris, what song is your dad humming here? Now, listen closely. That's creed. Wrong. No, it is creed. Yeah. Wow. It was Green Day. Alex would have known because during his golf phase, he was having a dream day on Marilyn Manson. All right. Alex, we have one for you too. What song is your dad humming here? Oh, okay. Give me one again. One more time. Listen closely. Oh, okay. How do you not get this? This has nothing to do. Well, I know my father. It does. It actually does. It actually does. Whole lot. Yeah. That's told how understanding his tone, his delivery. I want to go back to the end of historical questions of my father. Okay. Is this another steal? Can you see? Yeah. You know that girl. This is just needed a second away. All right. One more roundly. I'm going to give this to Alex because he's begging for something easy. Yeah. Give me something. What's your dad's favorite alcoholic drink? Cosmo. Yeah. Okay. What else we got? What else we got? Cos that we just even did the playing field because we felt like it. Just decided it was worth evening up. That was for me. Okay. Hold on. I'm gonna throw you. Okay. I'm gonna throw you. This should be easy for you too. Name one food that your father hates. Hates. What? Is it like chicken parm? Nope. I got it. What? Yeah. And if you and if you are sitting across from him eating chicken parm, what type of a human would decide to just load a chicken parm into your stomach at 5 p.m. On a Wednesday. It's cute. What a wait. And we're back with the Billy and Lisa in the morning. Yeah. This is Billy and Lisa show Justin here. Welcome back, everybody. So a recent discussion we had about Disney adults actually exploded on the show. So many Disney adults are out there and listen to our show. Listen, we love everybody the same. Some people push it a little bit too far, but this is a very interesting discussion. Yeah. Disney adults. Okay. We didn't see this coming, but the phones are lit up like crazy. The talk backs are pouring in. Why? Because we're talking about Disney adults and you know who you are. So let's start with the Kelly Kelly. What's your story? Good morning. Well, I have a friend from high school. So we are 54 years old and mainly we follow each other's lives on Facebook a couple years ago. Should I be married? Did the Disney honeymoon? Second vacation Disney? Last year, her and her new husband sold their house, quit their job, now work in the Disney Orlando gift shops and live in some employee Disney resort. Wow. They're all in. Yeah. They're all in and every week I get the post and she's got the many years and the dress and this year they were working. I don't know. It's a hot dog stand or doing a slushies or the gift shop or the it's and I don't know if I thought she was crazy or if I'm 100% jealous. Now, right? It could go either way. I totally agree with you. Yeah. But to be clear and they don't have kids. Yeah. They didn't quit their jobs and move to Disney for the job. They went out of their love for Disney. True. Wow. Well, it's a lifestyle choice. It is at this point. Well, kind of a lifestyle. They're living in like dormitories. Yeah, but they're probably figuring the amount of their their old jobs were paying for them to have the obsession. Right. So now they get this obsession for free. Right. Whatever money they're making, they can put together other things because you know what I mean? Yeah. So it's a lot. So they have like little communities where all of the workers live. Yeah, they she's gone. We have so many calls. Yeah. Oh my God. We can't. Oh my God. I have a brother and sister-in-law that sold their house, moved to Florida. Neither one of them had jobs for six months. They just went to Disney every single day wore the Mickey ears, every single style you could imagine tattoos. Yeah, they just bought season passes that they couldn't afford. And yeah, went to Disney and now they're back and still looking for jobs. This is so much crazier than I thought they're selling their homes. Don't you remember celebration Florida was created by Disney originally? It's not owned by Disney anymore. But don't you remember it was a community next door to the park? Oh. Oh, yeah. So all people who loved Mickey and Minnie. Oh, it's just like this. It was like a little town. Yeah. It's a town of Disney freak. Yeah. Does it still exist? I think it does. I don't think Disney owns it anymore. Wow. Let's go to Gabby. Gabby, what's your story? I so I actually used to live in celebration two years. Oh, wow. What was that like? Hold on. Gabby, you're one of them? No, so I am not a Disney adult, but I did work there for about five years. Yeah. Now, what did you do when you were working there? So I worked as a lifeguard. I worked over at the cruise line, and then I worked for their HR team. So you lived at this place. Donovan's talking about celebration. What's it like there? Yeah. So it's just like a normal town that have normal people. Some Disney employees live there, too. It used to be owned and I think Disney built it as well, but it doesn't doesn't own it anymore. But it's just a normal town. It's very cute downtown area. Wow. What you're saying is even Disney was freaked out by these people. It is kind of like a utopia there. Yeah. Well, because you work for Disney, do they have good benefits? We were talking off the air about that. Yeah. So they actually have really good benefits in terms of park passes for their employees. They can get guests in limited time. They have great health insurance, dental insurance, all those kind of benefits as well. So the benefit is unlimited park passes. For yourself, for your friends and family, it depends what type of employee you are. For myself, I could get friends and family in for 16 times in a year. Okay. But what was the hourly wage livable? How was that? I would not say it was livable. The cost of living in the Florida area was definitely increasing, which is part of the reason why I moved back up to the Boston area. Yeah. But they do pay their employees pretty low, which is not the best. Winnie, you're not leaving us to go to work at Disney. I'm not. So, you know, let's go to Kevin next. Kevin, you're up next, Kevin. Hey, how's it going guys? Yeah, I got a good story about, uh, I was working a catering gig out in LA on the Disney lot. I was like, uh, you know, hundreds anniversary celebration of the Disney club. So picked it up, figured it'd be like a bunch of cute kids kind of running around enjoying Mickey Mouse and, uh, thousands of the most quintessential Disney adults come in rock in the Mickey Mouse here. It's like a convention. Yeah, like, uh, it was like a, uh, thank you to the Disney club members. Uh, so they had it was like full on, had served them lunch and everything, you know, they're, uh, they're quite a rambunctious crew. They, uh, love Disney. Wow. Oh, yeah. And you know what? They're proud of it too. That's the thing they're proud of. I just want to say that I'm actually a Disney adult. I am one of those people that I have my Mickey ears hanging on my wall in my bedroom. I have Mickey Mouse pictures throughout my house, Mickey Mouse decor. I wear a Disney necklace every single day of my life with Mickey Mouse. And I don't consider myself a psychopath. I just consider myself somebody who found something that she's passionate about. Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. That's fine. We're not shading that. We're not shading Disney. We're not, we're not a shade Disney. We love Disney. I think that, yeah, if that's what makes you happy, then go for it. Right? Yeah. Yeah. In the back of my head, am I thinking, it's a little weird. That's fine. But you know what? I'm not judging. Right. It's just a little weird, you know. I have to say there are a lot of like high-end fashion brands like Gucci that have done Disney collabs. Yep. So there is a market like for adults. Absolutely. Oh, absolutely. Going to Disney without kids is literally the best because you don't have someone that's whining that they're hungry and their feet hurt and are screaming because they don't want to wait in line and they just want a churro and they want to meet Mickey Mouse. Like you get to do it on your own time. If you're tired, you take a break, you don't have some kid that you're pushing around in his roller all day. Oh, it is, it is, it is work as a parent with kids. Oh, yeah. Pushing them around. It's hot. It's an absolute nightmare. Sit in the lines. And then my son, right? Listen to this, my son. Now, mind you, we have a pool at home. Yeah. Okay. So the hotel we're staying in has a pool. It's on the Disney grounds. We're like at Magic Kingdom in the middle of the day and he's crying because he wants to go back to the hotel to go on the pool. How much on the ticket? Yeah. I was just going to say the same thing when I took my boys to Disney. All that says, can we go to the pool? Can we go to the pool? Why did we come here? We could have stayed in a Boston hotel. We have a pool at home. Wow. Let's go to Keith next. Keith. Hey, what's up? I got one for you. Okay. Our kids are 22 and 24 now. Okay. So we're going back in March, this March, we're going again. But back in the day, when I worked for four seasons, hotels, we were leaving the park. They went little and a guy comes up to us in a suit and says, do you want to be Mickey Mouse? And I said, I have no interest in this time of share. I just kind of saw me something I thought. But don't you want to meet Mickey Mouse backstage? I said, sure. So we went through the backstage of this hotel. If you're at the main gate, there's a hotel to the right. And sure enough, there was Mickey Mouse up front. You never get close to this guy. And we did a contract and took pictures and met Mickey Mouse. Wow. Hey, is this real fast and do us back out? Is this the keys we know, Keith? Yes. We used to work in the four seasons, right? Yes. That's our buddy Keith. Oh, yeah. Great lunches. Yeah. We missed that place. Yeah. Where are you working now, Keith, where to come see you? The coin house on Commab in the back. Oh, I see. Yeah. I've seen you. So we won the queen bill. You can ask the queen. What are we doing? I'm not a member. Keith, can you get us into the coin? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm up on him. Keith is great. Keith is great. Yeah. Yeah, I really can't believe it. I recognized his voice. So let's go to Raymond. Raymond, what's up? Hey, how are you? Good. Good. Yeah. I'm a Disney adult. I go a few times a year. And I guess I agree with what everybody else is saying. You know, there's nothing wrong with it. Let's face it. The adults are the ones with money. So they're a lot of people who really are crazy about Disney. They have DVC accounts and they go all the time. I don't go that much, but as much as they do. But I did really nothing wrong with it. Everybody's a fan of something. Oh, wait a minute, Raymond. You said you go three times a year. That's a lot. That is a lot. That is a lot. But I have a friend who goes every every two months, she goes on a vacation. So it's Disney Vacation Club. So there must be some good deals, right? If you remember that? I don't know. I think if you are a DVC member, you have to want to go to Disney all the time for every vacation. That's it. And that's all you do. Now some people, that's what they want to do. In a way, it's kind of like Christmas. People like Christmas so much, they want to celebrate it every day. Well, it does get boring after a while. And you got to watch for that. But there are some people who just do not get bored and they do the same things over and over. Raymond, don't you? These are my friends. Don't you never want to go somewhere else? I do. Do you travel? I have started to go elsewhere. And I like that too. I like traveling. But I get the draw of Disney. I can't deny that it is a crazy place with their own rules. But they really do draw you in. And when you are there, you do feel like you're in a magical place. I can't deny that. Yeah, no, he's getting that wrong. All right. Thank you for the car. Yeah. I really liked Raymond. I did like Raymond a lot. He played it really well. He did. He was very well spoken. Yeah. And he was proud of it. You know what? Now we're going to plan a Billie and Lisa Morning Show trip to Disney for adults. We've been begging. 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So we're giving you a chance of tickets for that show, but also Las Vegas. You know, we love Las Vegas. Okay. Okay. We get it. You get to explain the rules. How does it work to people listening for the first time? Yeah. Go to the kids Instagram, the pin post that has all the details on how to enter. Essentially, you tag your friends, someone you want to go to the show with at 310. This afternoon, the V bros and Gianna will announce a name. Yeah. And you'll have 15 minutes to call back. If that person is you, you win tickets to the Boston show right off the bat. Yeah. Then you qualify for the grand prize, which is also Las Vegas. So bold shows will pay for everything in Vegas. Yeah. And that gets announced on Friday. So it's a one and four shot. Pretty good. Pretty ticket to Vegas. Yeah. And 21. Can you refresh my memory? 21 pilots, give me some oh hit machine. And it's only two guys. Oh, really? They do. It's only two two guys. Yeah, we're the other 19 pilots. Well, yeah, they just man, they're a great band. Great to see live too. And you never know, they might do some cover songs too. They're known for that as well, busting into covers. That's 21 pilots. Yeah. Yeah. Super talented. When and where did they do that? Okay. We asked him questions now. I know it was the question segment and I had you was a 21 pilot historic look like Wikipedia. So again, where is the Boston show for 21 party garden? Okay, they have two they have two shows in Boston. Yeah, both at the TV garden, both at the TV garden, 21 pilots sold out the garden. They have two shows. That's a big, big deal. So again, go to the kids Instagram right now. You can enter and at 310 you have to be listening for your name to be called and you'll have 15 minutes to call back. Coming up next, a little incident at Gwyneth Paltrow's house in the Hamptons. Get away for this one details next on kiss. It's Billy Irish and you're waking up with Billy and Lisa in the morning. Kiss on the wait. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the Billy and Lisa show. It's Justin here. Happy Monday. And this was a crazy story that happened actually in the Hamptons to a big celebrity. Oh, this one was tough. What happened, Lisa? So this happened to Gwyneth Paltrow recently at her home in the Hamptons, a friend of hers, Derek Blasberg. He's a writer covers all things celebrity. He was staying overnight at her house. And I guess a lost control of his bowels while staying at the home and then fled the scene, leaving all of it behind. He fled the scene of the crime. He fled the scene of the crime. I got the heck out of there. So Gwyneth wasn't even home at the time she was there. He was staying overnight. This actually happened in the bedroom and he pooped the bed. Yes. And then fled the scene. He's blaming it on. Oh, Zempek. Oh, why didn't he could have ate something bad, though, clean it up though. That's exactly what I thought. But then we were talking before the break that this actually happened to me recently with a worker that came to the house. And we'll just leave it at that. But it happened, you know, they asked to use the bathroom. And I, you know, something happened in there. And it was it was left all over the place. And my two kids came in and said, Mom, don't go in there. Wait a minute. So you had a handyman at the house. Yeah. Justin, it was a handyman. Yeah. I think we can all relate, because I know, Billy, the same thing happened to you at a Christmas Eve party with one of your friends, friends. Are we really going there? What happened? Okay. So we used to have this really big Christmas Eve party every year at the house. Yeah. Everybody. Everybody. Come on in. Let's celebrate Christmas. So you've met my, my nephew, buddy, DJ Costa. Yeah, we love it. Five foot one. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody was welcome. He had come and bring his friends. So one of his friends, now you have to understand this is a catered Christmas Eve party. Yeah. The house is all decorated. Yeah. You have like eight trees in the. Exactly. And a lot of people and, you know, Peter was a nice event. And so one of buddy's friends, I'm not going to name them, but come to find out one of his friends went into the, the bathroom, the guest bath, the guest bath, and just blew the toilet off the wall. And he cleared the room, cleared the room. Yeah. It became the Christmas story of that. I was so friends with this guy. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Allow back at your house. Well, yeah, I couldn't, not invite. I couldn't tell him he's banned from the house. But I mean, it begs the question, right? Like, yes, because I know if I'm at someone's home, I'll do. I just won't go. I would never, never, never, ever working. Like, what happened at Lisa's house, you know, to go right up to the home, I'll be like, can I use the bathroom and do that? Yeah. It was horrible. I blew it off the wall. I really don't feel like saying it's actually in there. I would prefer just to go to like a hotel or something down the street. Yeah. I know. But why didn't you clean it up so that no one knows what happened in there? Well, why would you leave it from you? What's going on? I would check every part of the toilet. I would open the seat up. I would spray something. Crack a window. Yeah. There's all this. Everybody keeps Well, not many people are carrying matches. That was the old way, right? But almost everybody keeps room spray in the bathroom. They do, right? If you don't, you're just like setting your dress up for failure. But like, most people do have some type of spray. They do. You use the toilet paper. You wipe it down. Yeah. I don't. I don't know. But here's the deal with my Christmas Eve debacle. Yes. The smell was the least of the problems. He literally rendered the bathroom useless. Oh, he called the toilet? No, no, it was worse than a clock. I mean, he dismantled this toilet. You know, you needed, you needed a handyman. You needed a handyman. And I'm not exaggerating. I gotta tell you, my nephew buddy listens sometimes, buddy. If you're listening, I forget which I'm not going to name names. But I see a picture of him right in front of me, but I forget it. Yeah, I remember this story when he told it on the other first time. Never mind. Well, I remember it reminds me of the scene in Dumb and Dumber. Yeah, towards the end, he goes into the use the restroom. And then the toilet breaks. And wasn't there something in something about Mary to with the toilet? Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. This is this is yeah. Yeah. I mean, that does beg the question. Like Billy said, you know, do you do you use the bathroom or not? I'm having worked on at my house right now. Oh, and, you know, one of the guys he's super nice, two times, including yesterday, you know, came in and said, you know, can I use your bathroom? And I said, of course, but you know, it's kind of known to the workers that if they need to go like number one, they can go into the woods behind the house. Sure. Yeah. Sure. It's New Hampshire. Yeah. You live in the woods. Yeah. So maybe he just doesn't want to do that. But he didn't do anything bad, you know, but I. Oh, hey, let him pee in your toilet. Oh, no, it's fine. It's like, what is it? What do you mean? Well, you know, pee in the woods. No, but what I'm saying is like, whether you're a guest, but especially if you're a handyman, right? You, if you know, you've got a an emergency, you drive up the street to a gas station or a restaurant. Have you ever done that? Like where you're just casually walking to a restaurant acting like you're a patron? Yeah. You have to fake it, right? You can just walk right to the bathroom. We're going to like a McDonald's or Wendy's. They don't care that. Well, yeah, I'm sure it's happened to a lot of people. Yeah. Wait, what is the topic today? We're going to be talking Billy and Lisa present topic time talk amongst yourself topic time. Okay, it is a topic time on the Billy and Lisa morning show. I need to caution you. It's kind of a crappy story this morning. It all started with Gwyneth Paltrow, right? Leashing an internet at her house. Good friend of hers was staying overnight. There was a catastrophic incident involving a toilet. Yep. And that's all we'll say. We'll let everybody else chime in. We've got a lot of talkbacks. We certainly have a lot of phone calls on this. And you can still call in six one seven nine three one one one oh eight. And we'll start with you Taylor. Good morning. What have you got for us? Hi, how are you? Good. Go ahead. Um, okay. I have chronic IBS. So when I have to go, I have to go. I haven't broken a toilet like the person in your house, but I've had to stop over at I don't condone us. I have to go at work. I have to go at friends houses because when my IBS comes, you got to just go. You got to go. You got to go. How do you handle that though? What's that? How do you handle it? Do you have like, you know, spray on you at all times? You know, I have I have the poopery spray in my purse. I have it in my carry on bag. I have it in my bathroom in case someone at my house has to go. I have the poop wipes, you know, so you're prepared. I like that, though, that you're ready for anything. I wasn't aware that poopery existed. Yeah, we have to be very good. You know, poopery is? Yeah. Oh, it's it's a big hit. Okay. Well, you spray it before before you go. You see it in a lot of guest bath. Yeah. Yeah, but that's I mean, that's a that's a medical. Right. That's a different story. He's always worried about a lot of matter. No, it's not. It's not a matter, but I think it's something she deals with. Right. Other people might deal with it too. Like maybe Lisa's handyman or maybe your guy. Correct. That came to your party and they just weren't prepared. She is ready to go. I'm going to I'm going to go on on a limb and say that the handyman at Lisa's house just had a big lunch. I think so too. Yeah, I think there's that. I don't know if Lisa had a handyman. He went to the bathroom and basically clogged the toilet. Yeah. So we really talking about this. Let's go to Maggie. You're up next Maggie. What's your story? Hi. So I was living on my aunt over the winter and she was getting her first floor completely renovated up in Maine. And so it's a very small town and she kind of knew everyone. And so she knew the handyman and they were kind of like friends and whatnot. And so they would use the bathroom, of course, when they were at the house in the spring, they started working on the neighbor's house across the street. And that was like a complete runner. So they didn't have a bathroom in there. And they would still come over our house. Oh, when it was time to go, they'd just walk across the street and use your toilets. Right. Yeah. That's like a little too friendly. A little too friendly. Yeah, I just drive up the street. Yeah. All right. I like that one. Was that a New Hampshire call? Me. Well, she's in Maine. Okay. Let's go to Steve. Steve, what's your story? So buddy and I, and I were in a bar and we're watching these guys play darts and all of a sudden we get the smell. And we're all looking at each other. And like, it wasn't me. And literally started clearing out the bar. So this guy goes over to the men's room door, kicks the door open to Yellett, whoever did it. And my buddy realized it wasn't coming from the men's room door. And he goes wrong door, sir. And it was coming from the ladies room. And cleared the bar out and we're out on the sidewalk. And this 25 year old kid and we're looking at him and says, yeah, that was coming from the ladies room. And he says, well, if I pick up a girl from this place, first thing I'm going to do is take a home and rubber. I should we should mention before we go to the next caller, right? That that Billy infamously has a rule on his boat. Yeah. No one is allowed to use the restroom, right, Billy? Well, no, you're allowed. It's, you know, it's advised that, you know, you're going number two. Yes. And so famously, several years ago, a big Hollywood star. Oh, yeah, rented the boat to, to, you know, while he was filming a movie here, Billy can say his name. And it's Mark Wahlberg. And Mark broke that rule. Yeah. He was paying the use of his boat. Right. Jim, the whole, Jim, the whole boat up. I couldn't believe it. And I didn't find out until the next day after the crew had all left. There's a lot of protein there. Yeah. It could have been one of his people, you know, and maybe not Mark, but just a giant. Let's go. I mean, it's hard to break an entire system. It is. But let's go to Shannon next. Shannon, give us a good one. Go ahead. So it was over a Memorial Day weekend. And my daughters and I went to a friend's house. And we, I thought that my daughter was maybe hungover. She was about 19ish. So I thought she was hungover and she went to the bathroom and she was going to be sick. So, you know, we didn't think anything of it. I again just thought she was hungover. She came out afterwards and the toilet was running and there was a huge mess. We wound up in the emergency room. She had kidney stones. That sounds. Yeah. See, that's a medical issue. Yeah. So I, I know, but it was devastating to destroy my friend's bathroom. I bet. That's the thing. Somebody's going to get hurt. Yeah, you know, she's like, I don't care about her. Can you? So she embarrass me at my friend? What are you doing? Okay, there's a good one. Let's get some chalk packs. Let's see here. Does anybody else remember the infamous friends episode with Ross and his leather pants and the powder in that four woman bathroom? That's all I keep thinking about. And I can't get that out of my mind. Oh, we remember. I got really hot in my leather pants. So I took them off, but they must have shrunk from that, the sweat or something or my legs expanded from the heat. I can't get them back on. Surely I can't. Yeah, he, he tried baby powder. He calls Joey. He's a trilosian. He tries everything. And then he has to walk out of the bathroom with his pants. At least should I tell my parking lot? No, please don't. Oh, my God. No, please don't. Yeah, Billy has a lot of episodes. It's not about clean or not clean. It was it was an insight on. It was one incident with a parking lot. That's all we need to know. But anyway, we got to go to my homeland. You know, my homeland is right. Peru. That's right. Hey, kiss 108. This is Gabriela calling from Cusco, Peru. Wanted to share a story about an extra neighbor and her little sister that came over. They, they boxed macaroni and cheese with us. And we watched a movie and little sister went to the bathroom and never said anything when we went in. She had projectile vomited and done a 360 on the whole bathroom. It took forever to clean up and it was disgusting. We actually getting international stories now from Peru about puke and food. Imagine she's in Peru listening on the iPad out to our show. She's like, I've got to call them. Totally blown up the bathroom. 360 degrees. Woo. Oh my God. I maintain that what you should do is if you're going to potentially destroy somebody's bathroom and do a courtesy flush halfway through a flush. Yes. Assess the situation and then continue on. That way is less chance of being clogged and it's just more polite. And for God's sakes, just open the window. Yeah. Highly recommend the courtesy. Curtis is a big thing in prison. Way through. Yeah. You have the courtesy flush. Well, you're in a cell with another person. That's right. Yeah. I've been trying to teach my boys that. Yeah, you should tell you it's good for college because the college you share bathrooms in the hallway. Yeah. First I'm in college. I've never really understood the really loud ones. They really love flushes? No, you know, like they make noises. Yeah. Okay. You know what? See, he's taking a second. No, we can't, but this is the, this is real. Listen, this is a real conversation with something that happened to Gwyneth Paltrow's house. And I think it's something that a lot of people deal with. It really happened to me too. At least it just happened to me. At least they're calling it a freaking company to come in and clean up bathroom because you didn't want to go in there. Exactly. You put caution tape on. Now you've got a new handyman. All the handing to the handyman. It can get lonely climbing Mount McKinley. So to entertain myself, I go to Chumma Casino.com. At Chumma Casino, I can play hundreds of online casino style games for free. Like online slots, Bingo, Slingo and more. 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