Billy & Lisa in the Morning
Justin Is Ashy and Billy Starts Humming
Halfway through the show and the fun continues! We shared some weird stories and snuggled! We played another game, talked women proposing and shared a crazy swat story too! Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!
- Duration:
- 36m
- Broadcast on:
- 05 Aug 2024
- Audio Format:
- mp3
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But now he's into this thing where this is what shocks me. So when you're in prison, it's really basic life. Okay, you don't have a lot of opportunity to expand your life. You're in a cell. But I got to tell you, the new Justin is so weird in so many ways. Okay. He's into not eating. He's got to have clean food. Well, he's into meticulous things as far as food and as far as his workout and as far as the way he keeps his body. Yeah, I mean, he does ice baths. Okay, he does hot tubs. He gets haircuts once a week. Yeah. And you know, you know, when you say it all in once, it really is weird. Don't forget the mouth of fake teeth. Oh, yeah, he's got a full month mouth of fake teeth talks, Botox, Botox, yeah, right? So he's in the gym. I'm telling you, if if you were to randomly run into any of your former cell mates, they would beat you up. Yeah, good thing they're all still in jail or dead. But you know, he doesn't have guys lotion. This man is so ashy. And I don't understand why you put so much work into your body, but you can't buy some of those suffering from dry skin. Well, he gets you're getting laser hair removal. But I think in the interim, you've been shaving. Yeah. Well, yeah, I do. I shave the hair on my body. You can't get it against it. He can't. This is where we were going with this, right? Yes. Secretly. He doesn't even realize he does it. But we all know because he spends a lot of time in the gym pumping up iron old school, right? He's our own little Olympian. So in the middle of a conversation, he starts flexing without even knowing it. Yesterday he comes up to me, and he's like, feel my chest. Oh, that's an inappropriate. No, you were. You see that muscle right there. See that? Yeah. Feel that right there. But he also comes in in like mini shorts, right? And very tight shirts. So whenever you're talking to him, and let's say he has an itch or something on his upper arm, right? When he goes to scratch himself, and you know what I'm talking about, right? Well, we don't say anything. He automatically flexes the arm. So you make sure you see it. He's like the guy that used to say, I'd like to to pick things up and put them down. Yeah. Exactly. That's what you're becoming. Yeah. Like he just went to show us his sneaker, right? Yes. And he's got the tiny shorts on. So to show us the sneaker, he lifts up his leg, and he definitely definitely punched it out. Right. The quad. Yeah. Yeah. I don't even realize I'm doing it. Yeah. No, I don't. It just it just happens. But the the ashiness, I know, I I shave. See, what happened is I'm getting. No, I'm getting lazy hair removal with Narsiona. There we go. That's another one. But I can't do it in the right now because, you know, the sun and everything. I have to wait to finish. I've already started the treatment. So now I'm like on the interim. So, you know, I'll shave and I and I have to use lotion and I didn't. But you're not. But you're not on top of everything else. Yeah. Like a dolphin. You don't have any. What is it? Are you entering competitions? We don't know. I'm in my health era. I'm in my health era. So anyway, at least, at least can you see any lotion? We have stories up next on Kiss 108. Kiss 108 seems a little weird to me. Oh my god. It's time for weird stories. I'm pretty creepy with a billy and Lisa in the morning. So this is actually a real thing. If you are budilicious, okay, beware because your killer curves just might be triggering false alarms through airport security technology at the TSA. People with blessed posteriors set off the X-ray machine more often than not. I feel like this is something we need to test out everybody. If you've got a fat ass next time you go to the airport, please tell me. Did you set off the X-ray machine? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't have a big butt, so I don't know. Well, the TSA is claiming that they cannot verify the authenticity of the claims made on TikTok. But they're saying, yeah, try it. Are they suggesting people might be storing something in their nose? No, no, no. It's just because if you like need wire hips or like a rounder butt, sometimes the the because it's the thing about the X-ray. They're x-raying like your skeleton. So they think this extra butt. Yeah, they're like, oh, what's that? They think it might be like the X-ray thing since, you know, right? Not your body. They think it's something inside your body. I'm the opposite. I go through. They have to call me back. Is that I missed it? I don't think he had an ask. You have no but. I have a weird story that goes along with your big butt story. I had a hysterectomy last year, and I've traveled five times since then. And every time I go through security, regardless of the airport, I get flagged and have to be patted down in my pelvic area. Not sure if it's scar tissue, or if they left something in there, but have a great day. Oh, you never want to have something left. No, and it happens more than you think. Yeah, that does. Yeah. Little instruments, laws. Don't you have something in your arm? Okay, that that's really not for the air. Oh, okay. Okay, but now you have to say it. You gotta say it now. I didn't think it was. I didn't. You have to say it. You have to say it. No, don't say it. I really have to. Everyone said wonder. Winnie. I have a piece of metal in my arm. Yeah, it's it's in there. It's been there for many, many years. Oh, yeah. Is it painful? It's very small. No, it's buried in cartilage. I mean, think about people get bullets left in them on purpose by doctors. Right. Safer that way. It would be too. I've had, you know, I wanted them to take it out. But they said it would be too much of a mess and too much digging to get it out. Although a bullet would be cool. A bullet would be yeah. Yeah. Yeah. As long as you live. How about this one? Princess Cruz is coordinating its fleet of love boats to break the Guinness World Record for the largest pizza party at multiple venues. Here's one of the boats getting the crowd pumped up right now. We have a collaboration with all their princess ships around the world. And together, we're gonna create history. Get ready to break that record. Royal Princess. All right. Okay. Yay. Woo hoo. Probably not the guy I would have hired for the offer. They should have hired you. And I'm available. Yeah, you are for cruise ships anywhere. Yep. Winnie, where we got? Okay. So law enforcement in California are telling you to be aware of hugging bandits who will come up to a stranger, give them a hug and then steal their jewelry off of them. God, this is just so wrong. It's a distractionary burglary is what it is. They're coming up with new methods now. And one of those methods is offering a hug to somebody or acting like they know you and giving you a hug. And while they're giving you that hug, they're targeting a piece of your property. Let's take that pickpocket almost. Basically. Yeah. Yeah. You don't you don't see many pickpocketers anymore. Oh, in Paris. You do. Time you're up. Yeah. Huge thing in Europe. But Paris specifically. Wow. Yeah. My uncle twice. They got paid pocket. Same in the in Rome to have a big. That's why they don't keep your wall in Rome. Yep. That's why they say don't keep the wall in the back pocket, right? Yep. Keep it in the front. Yeah. It's also better for you back your lower back. Yeah, you don't keep a wall. Do you keep a wall in your back pocket bill? Really doesn't carry a lot of money clip. Oh, the money clip. Yeah. This is scary. A woman in Athens, Georgia was attacked by spiders and you should see her face. Oh, yeah. Her face is so swollen. Her eyes are swollen shut. This is my worst nightmare. I had pulled all the stuff out and I was back there cleaning when I got bit and I was on my hands and knees. So it's inside this shed in the back of Jessica Rogues Bogart, Georgia home. I was just in there sweeping, but I immediately felt something on my face next to my eye. So I felt like I got bitten out. She says she had an encounter with one of the most venomous spiders in the US. A brown recluse. Oh, you should see her. Her face is just one. Swollen big swollen. It's lucky to be alive, right? She is. Can you die? I'm a spider. But you sure can because you could have died and he loves. No, this is going to be me in Africa. Oh, right. You know, I'm either going to get eaten alive or stung by some. What's going to crawl into your bed at night? Those African spiders are not like an African one. So there's a tattoo artist in Florida. Winnie, you're a big fan of Florida. I love Florida. The artist's son, when a guy walked into the studio, asked to be inked with a now famous picture of a bloody Donald Trump punching the air after his assassination attempt. He got it and I guess it costs 700 bucks. It was literally probably 20 minutes after he had gotten shot. He had saw the video when he was in the parking lot. And I guess he was just deciding on what to do. And when that happened, he just thought that that was it. That was his vision that needed needed to come to life. Yeah, he's not the only one. A lot of people are getting the Trump tattoo. They say it's an iconic picture. Yeah, the fist in the air. That guy was fast. 20 minutes. Yeah, 20 minutes. Winnie, where did we get over there? I don't even know how to word this correctly. Two women steal thousands of dollars worth of roast beef from our bees. Why? And I don't know why. You don't know why. They have the meat. I'm glad you asked how they did it. They snuck it out of the restaurant by hiding it in the trash. Oh, yeah. Okay. So what they probably do, I've seen this before, is you do like a fake trash bag, and then you put it in the other trash bag so it doesn't actually touch any trash. Right. And then you take it out of the trash bag. I used to do that at a store I worked in high school. You mean the Cambridge Clothier? What did you see? The heat never. Yeah, he's all close. You go around it and I took it like the trash is grossed up in the trash. Pick it up later and take it out. And then he got best dressed at your high school. Absolutely. I was rewarded for it. Wow. Oh my God. I do have the list of all the meats that they took from the Arby's if you guys want to hear it. Oh, sure. Two filet mignons, two tops. Four crispy chicken fried steaks, two boneless pork chops, four gourmet jumbo franks, 12 ounces of all beef meatballs. Mm hmm. It's cute. And we're back with a Billy and Lisa in the morning. All right. So usually we do our topic time at 7 40 every morning, every day, a brand new topic. But you know what? We're going to throw it in here because this was a really good one. A lot of discussion on this. Do you snuggle with your partner or not? Are you a snuggler? Jennifer, are you a big snuggler at night? My husband is. Yes. So how are you all? We're doing fine, Jennifer. So do you snuggle through the night or just before you? Yeah. No, almost all night long. And if he does roll away, it won't be long before he rolls back over and he's mothering me. I do love it. I feel loved and cherished. And sometimes it does get hot. It's a good thing. I'm going through menopause, so I'm too hot for him sometimes. So he'll have no choice but to get off. Get off me. I just love that he's the snuggler. Yeah. He's the cuddle guy. Oh, so yes, very much so he adores me. Oh, very nice. And we've been married for over 10 years. We're going on 14 years being together. Wow. So yeah, it's a fabulous union. Now do you snuggle naked? If you don't mind my asking? I do. But he's a lot bigger than me. Like he's tall and so I'm little. I'm like 5'2" and he's 6'3" and so he towers over me. So it's way easier for him to snuggle me. I love that for you. Boy, look at you just hanging out. Okay. Yeah. And the first the reverse spoon wouldn't work too well. This is snuggle time. It's hard, but he does love it when I'll turn around every once in a while, I will. And he's like, I love when you do this to me. All right. God, you guys sound so sweet. I love that. Let's make this all look. Yeah, we are sweet. Jen knows. Yeah. Well, good call Jennifer. Thank you. Very sweet. Yeah. By the way, a message for the talk back of whose husband is growing back here. Yeah. Get it waxed. No, I'm getting my laser even lazy. Yeah, it's permanent. I'm done with it. I'm done shaving it. I'm going to nurse Fiona. I think that's a good idea. When he's bringing me to nurse Fiona, I'm going to laser it off. Well, there's poor wife. I mean, the man shaves once a week. It's so prickly. Yeah, it is. Oh, I didn't know you had a lot of back here. Okay. I wouldn't say I'm not changes my whole. But anyway, anyway, get it taken off and you'd be like a dolphin in bed. That's awesome. You know, even when I get it taken off, I'm not. Listen, I'll snuggle up, you know, good night. Yeah. But after we say good night and I tell her that I love her, I roll over the other side of the bed like an adult. Okay. Yeah. Not, not only that. There's a pillow that I put in the middle usually because she's on her phone when I have to go to bed because I get up. Oh, you're going to bury her up? She calls it the wall. Yep. I totally see that. I have the wall. Boy, that sense of love. Justin, he's done the night. Well, the snuggling thing, too. She doesn't always want to snuggle with me. You know why? What is it? I have a nice snuggle here. I know, but your snuggle always leads to sex. So what's wrong with that? Why shouldn't it lead to sex? Well, sometimes you just want to snuggle and you don't want to have sex. What's the advantage of that? Let's go to line two, Laverne. Laverne. Hey, snuggle. Yes or no? Absolutely. After 32 years of marriage, we still snuggle. Oh, I love that. I think this is the secret to a happy marriage. Well, are you happy? Absolutely. He's the best. He is the best. And he's like the other lady. He's more of the snuggler than I am. And I do love it because you feel love. You feel like you still like me after 32 years. Yeah, you feel safe in his arms. You feel like you're taken care of. I love that one. I am. He's the best. His name is Gawad. So there's a shout out to Gawad. Gawad, okay. Gawad. Yup. He Middle East said why? Middle East. Well, African African African. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Okay. When he calmed down. All right, we got to make ourselves feel better. Yeah, we got to make ourselves feel better here. I'm definitely not a cuddler. I will cuddle with my husband for like five or 10 minutes. We will have cuddle talks and whatnot. But nope, I need my own space. I have to go to sleep alone. It's too claustrophobic. I need to just breathe. And that's what makes our marriage work. I agree. Yeah, Michelle needs her space. I think I could be wrong, but maybe I should start snuggling. I don't know. She doesn't want to be smothered by you. I just don't want to hear the words get off. Yeah, you never want to hear. You know, you never want to hear. Yeah, turn over. My husband and I are in bed. I joke, half joke, about wanting that bright blue painter's tape down the middle of the bed on your side. I'll say on mine, don't touch me. I just want to sleep. I'm sure you're thinking, wow, what a lucky guy. I mean, there's a time and a place for the other, and that's fantastic. But when I'm ready to sleep, hands off. Oh, man. Yeah. It's just that rules. You never want to hear. Don't touch me. Yes. There's no recovering from that. Just don't touch me. What? Yeah. But then again, we've got a 55 pound dog in the middle of us between us. That's oh, yeah. That's you've got a third person in the bed. That's the irony. Titus is a big snuggler. Yeah. You know, so you're snuggling just not with a human. Exactly. Okay. All right. So you are a snuggler. Your wife just doesn't want to struggle with you. Yeah, again, maybe she does, but I'm just afraid of those. I wonder what would happen if you took Titus out the bed? Would you guys struggle? I don't know. I think she likes her space. Again, I fear the words. Yeah. Get off. Yeah. What about you, Lisa? I still cleanse on top of me all the time, so. I used to love to snuggle with my husband. It was lovely. And then he started snoring too much. So not so much anymore, but we loved it when we did it. Yeah, you can't snuggle with a snore. No, it's just not happening. Usually the snore ends up down the hall. Usually on the couch. Yeah, it's really bad. I mean, the cuddling was going to be such a big thing. 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He remembers what he calls melodies that he then hums, and just in time for a brand new feature on YouTube. It's like Shazam. It's a tool that helps users discover the name of a song just by singing, humming, or playing parts of it. Yeah, so if you follow along to the show, we play games often. And Billy, he can't remember lyrics or recite them. He can just hum the melody, and he loses pretty much every single game because of that argument that he knows the melody, not the lyrics. So we do a finished the lyric. Your melody, man. Yeah, your melody. So this is perfect for you, Bill. I mean, this sounds like a game to me. Yeah, so for this one, Bill, you can't play. You can you're like me, right? Well, right, right, right, right. So we're going to go against Winnie. Okay. All right. So we have all the clips of Billy humming. Oh, and I have to guess this on. It gets the song. It's, yeah, some of them are easy. Some of them are hot. Yeah, because you're not. Yeah. It's really going to keep a little off. There's one actually ready for this. There is one that I don't even know what it is. No way. And I brought Billy in. I go, can you tell me what this is? Dude, I'll play in a couple minutes. Okay. All right. He goes, I have no idea. Oh, my God, I love this. Okay. First Lisa. Okay. What song is Billy humming here? It's Lady Gaga, bad romance. All right. That is Lady Gaga, infamous clip that we play on the show. Yeah. Billy's Lady Gaga, rage that no one understands. Spot on, by the way, whatever. Good job, Lee. All right, Winnie. Can you guess what song Billy is humming here? Oh, what can you hear it again? Yeah, please. Want to hear it one more time? All right. Listen closely. Oh, oh, poison by me. Some of these you need a second listen. Yeah, but you don't want to go pretty good for too long. I'm telling you, you're good. Here we go. Here we go, Lisa. You know it. You know it. And you know, and you know, and you know, and you know, and you know, you know, you know, going to hear one more time. Yeah. I know the song that I give you a hint. You had some involvement in this project. What do you mean? This song is part of a movie that you had involvement in. A movie. You're making it worse. You're involved your bra. A bra? Yeah. It's a it's a can't fight the moonlight. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You can try to never say you know Lee and Ryan's song. Yeah. Okay. You can try to business. Yeah, baby. I love these versions. That's a good song. Yeah, yeah. Having heard the song. Don't you think I was spot on? Yeah, right in the money. And you know, yeah. I told you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. All right. I'm going to hear you. I love it. What song is Billy Costa humming here? This is the one I don't want to know. Can you one more time? Absolutely. No idea. All right, listen close. Yeah, I have no idea myself. None of you. No, it's Ellie Goulding. Love me like you do. Oh, yeah, like you do. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I was humming Ellie Goulding at what point in my life was I doing that? Probably when she had a, you know, she had some big songs. She came to a couple of our shows. She did. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Who's turn is it? Lisa. All right, Lisa. Here we go. Okay, wait. Can I hear it again? Do you know what this is, Billy? No, I feel like I played again. All right. One more time. Listen close. Either something there. I know that there's nothing. Wait, do you know it? I don't know what I think. All right, ready? I'll play Billy and then I'll play the real. Are you sure? Oh my god. I wonder if even this new YouTube feature is kiss 108 and we're back with Billy and Lisa in the morning. Welcome into the final hour of the Billy Lisa show. It's Justin here and how about this one? Is it weird if a woman proposes to a guy? Close. We found this one on TikTok. Have you ever, you know, been in a relationship and it's just not moving the way you want it to. So you're like, you know what, maybe I should propose to my person. Well, one woman did just that and it didn't really go that great. She proposed to the to the guy. She proposed to him. I love this man forever. We have a child together and we have a family together. I know he doesn't think much of this little singing thing that we've done today, but I wanted to find out we've known each other for 10 years. I wanted to know if you spend the rest of his life with me. Okay, all right. The way that man completely looked away from her and discussed, we didn't say yes, he just said. And then, but then he looked away, like into the space, like he was like, the one in his face is like, I don't want to do this. Wow. And her whole family was there. Our kids were there. Yeah. And to have to go through that pain when they'd already been together for 10 years and have kids together is like next level. Listen, I'm a modern day woman, but I would rather be run over by a truck than ask me to marry me. There you go. I couldn't do it. Well, I think the public part of it, inviting the family over, having a party, you know, if she wants to, you know, that's a one-on-one conversation, right? Oh, well, now she probably regrets it. Yeah. Although maybe she did. And he didn't give the answer that she wanted, you know, didn't give the ring. And so she thought this was the next best thing to force it. Yeah, right. What would you guys do, Billy, or Justin, if a woman proposed to you? Well, I'd like to think of all it wouldn't be in a public place. And, you know, to me, that's one of those one-on-one experiences. It should be private. But, um, well, I don't know. Everything is different. It depends on how you feel about the person. And like, I mean, if you're not into it, you can't say, "Oh, that's awesome." Yes. It'll definitely get married. But it's just, it's mortifying. Yeah. Mortifying that he basically said, "No." I didn't remember that. That's his right. He didn't even say, "Yes." He just wasn't excited. No, he was like, again, you gotta watch this video, but his face, when she started doing it, he looked so embarrassed and not like, "Oh, embarrassed." Like, "Oh, this is from our friends and family." Like, it was embarrassed. Like, "Why are you doing this?" Like, "I don't want to marry you." To say, "No, yes." And not want to do it. Okay. If a man knows he wants to marry you, he should know way after 10 years. Way before 10 years. If he wanted to marry you, he would have asked already, right? I'd like to think that I wouldn't wait 10 years with a woman that I loved before I proposed to her. Right. You know, there's obviously some kind of issue there. Right. I'm not against a woman proposing to her guy. I'm not at all, right? Man or woman, the bottom line is if you're proposing, you really know what the answer is going to be, right? I mean, unless it's just not a great relationship. Sure. It doesn't seem like it's a great relationship to me if you're doing it in this grand gesture and the person's not even have a smile on their face. Yeah. How did she not know that that would be the answer? I think she was, I think she's on her last effort, like her last ditch effort to force his hands. Yeah. The other part of it is being so public. I know it was family that was in the room, but maybe he's a shy person. You know, maybe he doesn't like being put on the spot. He looked pretty embarrassed. Yeah, or or maybe he wanted to check with his side piece first. Well, he's waiting that long before he proposed. Maybe he was so shocked because he was planning to propose to someone else the next day. But she got the kids involved. Like the kids were wearing like, will you marry? Like, would you marry me? Sure. Yeah. I haven't seen the video. Yeah. It's like next level. Just friends like, oh my god, I can't believe this is happening. And then all of the people have some big smiles on their face and then you pan to the guy that's being proposed to and he looks like he got me anywhere else but there. Yeah. You think it's possible it was staged? No. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this was so on stage actually. But I wonder if there are like listeners out there who, this has happened to like they've either proposed and the person said no in front of everyone or just didn't really give an answer. I'd also want to know if there's a woman out there that have proposed to a man and what how that one? Well, you know, I can't imagine doing that. That's why we have the right now segment. No, it's that well, it's definitely not common right for a woman to write. No, it's not as much. No. Yeah, no, I've never heard of that. Winnie, I find it a little more than ironic that you would rather get run over by a truck than proposed to a man. Seeing it is most likely a truck driver who's going to propose dating history. That is true. It's kind of ironic. I don't listen to this for me. I'm so aware. It's kids. What are we? And we're back with Billy and Lisa in the morning. Hey, good morning, everybody. It is Justin and yes, welcome back to the Billy and Lisa show. If you listen to the show, you probably know that crazy things tend to happen in my life. And this is a perfect example that's happened on a Friday morning out of nowhere that started with a text to my beautiful wife, Jen. Justin, are we allowed to talk about what's going on right now in your family? I mean, it's happening right. I have to say it's one of the coolest videos I've ever seen. Justin, can you please like tell the story? So my friend of my wife who she is going to help move today. Literally, when I get home in a few hours, she's going to go to this her friend's house and help her load a U-Haul. Okay, so the problem? The house just got rated by SWAT. Yeah, like two like two trucks were. Yeah, the SWAT. I mean, I have it on video. The trucks approached the house very slowly. And all of a sudden SWAT teamers came out like ants and surrounded the whole in full gear. So can you say is this in Massachusetts or in New Hampshire? It's in Massachusetts. I should mention that what can it's I'm not going to tell the town. Stop asking questions. Yeah. That my wife's friend is not part of this. Oh, she lives in an apartment in the building. Like a multi family. Yeah. And it's not the best neighborhood. So the the ring camera caught it. I was showing Billy and Lisa, you just it's nice and quiet. And then you see these two SWAT trucks just pull up and about 30 SWAT members get out. What is going on in that building? And it's a literal happening right now. Yeah. So I don't have sound on the video. But apparently, they ended up shutting the camera off. Oh, because you could hear the cops and get that camera off. Okay. Well, if you look at that neighborhood, please call us six, one, seven, nine, three, I want one away. Something's going down. If you've got SWAT outside your home, give us a call. We have to go to an anonymous call. I'm sorry. Is this the SWAT bank? This is the greatest morning. So to recap, if you just started listening, about 20 minutes ago, Justin got a text, the video from his wife, Jen, she was going to be visiting her friend. We're not going to say where, but somehow Justin ended no, Jen sent you a video of the home she was going to visit. And it's actively, as we speak, being rated by SWAT. Yeah. So let's go to an anonymous call regarding the SWAT invasion. So a good morning. What's up? Hey, what's going on, guys? Yeah. What do you know? Well, so I just left there, and everything went smooth. And we took the house down, and everybody safe. No, wait a minute. You're not one of the SWAT. That's a hero around the phone right now. What? I wouldn't say that, but Justin's got good connection. So that's how he got me on the phone. So you're actually a SWAT officer? Yes. Wow. That's so cool. Oh, yeah, there's nothing cooler. There's nothing cool. If I were a SWAT officer, I don't care where I was going, even if somebody's wedding I would dress. If it was my husband, I'd make him wear it all, all night, just walking around the house. Yeah, I'd go to weddings, everything else. Full gear. Walk around the near run. Shower with the helmet on. Yeah. I'd never leave the house. I just walk around to my SWAT here. Let me take it out. So were you a part of that to those cameras? That'd be great for us to see. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, I can send you the video. So now we're helping SWAT. Absolutely. Now we're basically SWAT. Yeah. Wait, this is a real person. You are basically SWAT. Okay. Okay. So if anybody lives in the neighborhood where the SWAT invasion, the raid has been taking place in the last half hour. If you have a camera, anybody, we need it. It's over now. It's completely under control. There's no worries in that neighborhood. Sure. It's a good thing. My my friend was moving out today, right? Oh, this was moving day. It was moving. I was going there at 11 o'clock to help her move her stuff. I've been to this house. Imagine if they padlock her place because they have to search it because it's close to the person who's being raided. This is a great story. Wow. But thank you for the call anonymous. And thank you for your service. Boy, this is a cool show. You asked for anything, and you can get it. Yeah. I can't believe. Do we really think you were the SWAT? I think so. I don't think so. Well, theater is the mind. It's like Justin's little talkback mafia that they're anyone that he needs them to be. I didn't tell him to call. He called himself. You know how I know? Because he told me the town off the air. It really was. It doesn't matter to me. It's all theater of the mind. 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