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Field reporter, Hot Boss. And Delco Dan with Sports. Welcome to Fate News. Yeah, welcome to Drinking Bros. Fate News. Everybody, I'm bringing you the realest, fakest news from over the weekend. Actually, we had a fun little show last night, live on a Sunday, which was wild. Shapiro's already walking back those comments that you brought up this morning. Oh, is he? Yeah, he said he was sorry for him. Okay, cool. He said he was sorry for those comments he said about the Palestinians. So that's fun. Good for him. It started. At least it started, hasn't it? That's what happens when you become a VP. They really start going after everything. They even found, you know, Kamala's husband, knocked up the nanny, aborted the baby. Tale as old as time. Tale as old as time. It's election season, baby, and it's all heating up. Got some real news here to start at the top of the show. Our man, Ryan Mills, is at it here. A lot of people action us here about what's happening down in North Carolina. North Carolina, all those lows of foods are open somewhere in grocery stores. Down there, the lows in Bolivia, Southport, Wilmington. Oh, shit, that one's right by my own us. Jacksonville, Dempsey, quick Martin, Jacksonville, Buffalo's watering hole in Wilmington, North Carolina. Slowly starting to expand on these grocery stores. That's nice, dude. Some of my parents to head on over to Lowe's. I'm a big fan of Lowe's. They get a bar in there, by the way, full bar. Lowe's where you hire Mexicans? No, the other one, the food store, man. Okay. They have a beautiful bar in there and in a bartender and everything else. So while your wife is shopping, you can booze for an hour. And it's one of the greatest things of all time. I heard there's a few H.E.B.s, Bob in Texas that still do that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's one up at Mueller, I believe you can go do that. You can do it at Central Market. That rocks. Central market for sure. But though, H.E.B. at Mueller by, there's like an Elmo draft of other thing. That's, that's my favorite. Whole Foods, Sue, downtown. They have like an actual. So we're in central markets as well out in West Texas. And that'll start at the end of the week. So I'm super amped about that as well. But I like the bar option. She is semi my wife. I did while I booze. That'd be fucking great. Well, it's Monday kids, you know, on drinking, bros, podcast, Patreon. We always start you off with the mean. What do we get into this week, Anthony, these disgusting or uplifting or am I gonna feel like I want to kill myself at the end of it? Um, I don't think it's any of that. Great. Just racist, probably. There it is. What's a little casual racism amongst friends? Yeah, I think it's great. What's the first one here? Uh, this first one's called Chiga, please. Oh boy. I'm glad you said it, not me. I don't give a fuck. Come after me. You know where to find us coming after me, you fucking bitches. I don't know what that is. So that is, I think it's Sue from 30 Rock. I the actors. Yeah. Yeah. I want to play like the Danish lunatic or whatever. Yeah, like a like a background writer. Yeah. Big fan. But she was, I think she was actually a writer on the show as well. Yeah. That's great, dude. All right. What's the name of this shot out the account? This is just EA sports nation. This is like, is it aggregator? It's in the game. All right. I don't know how it is. I don't know how it is. What do we got up next, Anthony? Um, this next one's called black or white. And this one is about, uh, comma hereses. Let's call it racial spectrum. Okay. The Roy G. Biv. Oh, we're on Patreon. We can play this. Mm hmm. I saw this one. I love this one. So, you know, she went from a sorry to a collard greens real quick right there. Yeah. Sure did. And doing like the racist accent. Like to be honest, I really wonder how actual black people feel about this. When she shows up to a group of like a political event where it's all black people and she starts like talking street. Yep. Is that offensive? That seems like it would be offensive. So, I mean, is she gonna do the Apple voice if she does an Indian American thing? Like, oh, come again. Thank you. So if you notice, when, uh, when Trump gave his speech to the black journalist in Chicago, it was an all black audience that was dying laughing after he made that comment because it is true. Then she goes down to Atlanta for a rally and she does a fake southern accent during the middle of that rally. And I'm like, what? Who are you? What's the just tell me who you are. Nobody cares if you're Indian or Jamaican or whatever the fuck it is, but don't switch per states per race and hope for the best there because black people hate that shit and they'll call you out real goddamn quick. So I'm curious. I don't really know. We'll see obviously how the votes turn out, but you'll get those exit poll numbers and know pretty quickly in November here in less than 90 days. Oh shit, it's 90 days from today. Goddamn dude. It's coming up quick. What do we got up next? Danny. Uh, this next one's called God pranks. God pranks. All right. Read the thing, please, ma'am. God putting Jews and Muslims in the same geographical location. Okay. I just want to be clear. I don't care about anybody. Yeah. No, I don't think that anybody out there thought that you cared about. America. It's not America and everybody else. It's America and everybody else is on the fucking list. Yeah. Fuck everybody, but us just to be clear. Anyways, I don't want anybody. I think I'm taking a fucking position here. I just sure don't care. My position is squatting over your tea bagging or shitting on you. Okay. Right. The end if you're not American. This next was called energy energy and I think a lot of people have seen this one. I just want to make sure everyone is seen it because it's really funny off the same energy. So I know how to make them mean part of the race. In fact, people used to ask me to make Marines for the new Christmas. One year, I had so many that I had to walk to be in there to cross them in the bathtub. So I am not playing around. You're back before the world broke down. I was associated in San Antonio. I caught up some of them greens. Yeah. Do some crawfish out of the patio. I've made us a crab apple for dessert now. Yeah. Hey, yeah. I love it, man. People have so much time with their hands to cut shit like this. I love it. Yeah. I love it. Oh boy. Yeah, I enjoyed that one. Okay. Who is that? Do we know that the person? It's that's been shared so much. I don't know if you're ever going to be able to track it. This is operation but hurt with the Instagram account. But obviously this is some chicks just like TikTok or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Big fan. Yeah, I don't think she made the original. No, probably not. But that would be funny if she did. This next was called cooked cooked cooked. Yep. Bob, I knew I knew it was headed there. Describe what happened, Bob. Audio listeners. There was a bed with like some sort of oven underneath it to see people warm. Yeah. And I wish I wouldn't have asked. No, I said the word warm. God damn it, man. We should have done it. The sticks keep the bed warm and a white man gets in pulls the sheets over his head wakes up and he's a black man. I mean, he could have been a he could have been a Latinks or something too. Okay, it could have hard to say. It could have a fire. The fire looked pretty high, though. Yeah, speaking of Latinks, this one's called essay essay. Great. Let's do it. Bob, my teacher reading my essay on racism. I didn't know I had to be against. Why are you doing this? Why are you even thinking this way? Oh, fuck, dude. God, these are good. Yeah, even on fire this week. Next is Big Mike. Big Mike. This one's just funny. I mean, somebody just for the audience, somebody a I'd Michelle Obama over that Olympics poll vaulter, dude, who's giant cock fucking ruined his life. Yeah, did it? Yeah. It's a good one. It's gone around this morning. It's so huge. All right. So do you guys hear the latest on this guy this morning? I mean, I want to weigh that cock. Everybody does. So cam soda. Do you know what that is? Cam soda. What do you mean? It's like a fucking cam girl site. Yeah, it's a cam girl site. And they have offered him $250,000 to see this hog. That's it? That's a quarter million dollars to see your hog. You lost in the Olympics. You're not getting any money for losing in the Olympics. Sure. I think you need that quarter mill. Guys quarter million, you're showing your dick for a cam soda, right? Yeah, I got kids, man. Come on. Of course, I got to take my dick out. I agree. Yeah, I agree. Okay. All right. So I think you should do it. You just got offered it this morning and they did it through TMZ. So it's all on the up and up. But the key is what I would do is I would do it and get the money and then put it in the bank account and wait till my wife reacted happily and then break the news. You can't you have to do it in that order to make her sound like a hypocrite. Let's let's dig in here. Yeah, go ahead. Like how much how angry would your wife really be? Not at all. I'm look what I already do. Like it's not what she even know, Bob. I don't think she would never know anything that you do. I mean, if it was in the news, maybe, I don't let she don't she isn't listening to the show. She isn't following anything you do. I don't know if she would ever know Bob. No, she wouldn't. Oh, no, my dick's on the. Yeah, whatever. It would be like, okay, cool man. Did you get that shit from H.E.B. or no? Yeah, that's basically the way that would go. Yep. Yeah. Same as if for a quarter million. Yeah, dude, shit. I'm pulling that fucking thing out. Now there's no amount of money. Somebody like literally no amount of money. Somebody could offer me to make me do something that I wouldn't have done anyways. For me, yeah, I put my dick out anyway. So I don't really give a shit for 250. Yeah, but you wouldn't just post it on a fucking porn site. You know, debatable, debatable, debatable, debatable. Who fucking knows? Um, two fifties a lot. A quarter million is a lot. Yeah, it's not that much money. The markets are crashing. Yeah, two fifties. Um, this is an app. This, this one's called average Taylor fan. Okay. Average Taylor. You're going to enjoy this fan. Is this swift? I'm assuming? Yeah. Yeah. There we go. That one I can't stop watching. Oh my God. No, it's just the noise they put in that fat girl's mouth. Yeah, it's a fog horn. Oh boy. That's great. All right. What's the last one? This last one is amazing. Honestly, I was just looking at shit before the show and happened to run into it. It wasn't I think somebody actually sent it to me. So you know, Akon, right? Mm hmm. The singer love this story so much. Yes, I know. Yep. So there's this dude, Vitaly the goat. And I think he does like, I think he's a musician or some shit, but he also is one of those people that tracks down pedophiles and gets them arrested by the cops. Yeah. So apparently, the last time he did it, he invited Akon along with him. Yeah. And Akon sings his song locked up as the guy's getting arrested by the police. It's the best ever dude. Go ahead and play this bomb. This is the mashup that we've all been waiting for. Oh God. Look, he's got a fucking he's going to be a karaoke machine. And he's just singing his own song. I just threw this rustle for being a pedophile. This is the greatest 2024 ever get right here. The fact that the cops aren't laughing like, as this is going down. I still love the song, by the way, too. I think that's why Akon's the best. It's almost like the cops wanted to hear the full version because they're really taking their time off. Well, you don't want to interrupt an artist. I didn't pray. He's getting up down to a real piece of the book. He's sort of blocks on fire on the cover's dressed as new. Yeah, yes. Yes. All right. All right. God damn it. That was my favorite one this week. I saw that laugh my ass off and I was like, there's no way this is real. And it's real. Akon's the best. He is. He is the best. Does he? I don't follow him on Instagram or anything. Does he do bits like this? I mean, he did that song with lonely island back in the day. I just had so that's true. I thought he just puts like wells in Africa and shit now. Yeah, he does a lot of he actually does a lot to give back. You're right. Like a shit. I think we should go start digging up the wells. Would you like filling them in? Yeah, filling them in with concrete. He was also going to do like Akon City, which was supposed to be Wakanda essentially. Beautiful. Wakanda beautiful Wakanda. I love it this time of year. Don't you think Wakanda is like one of the most insulting things of all time? No, I think you asked me this a couple of weeks to go. I think it's a nice. It's a movie. It's a nice dream. You know, it's what you want to happen in the world. I mean, this would be like if Polish people made a movie about them being rocket scientists. Sure. Instead of taking four of them to change a light bulb or whatever. There's nothing wrong with having a vision board and that vision board being a movie. Yeah, but there's not one functioning African country in the history of the world. Not one, right? Semantics. Okay. Well, there's some of them. The Semitic ones actually were functioning since you mentioned that. There's a couple good empires in the Middle Ages. The song High Empire had its had its moments. But what year was that? In the Middle Ages. Sometime between 1,000 and 1,500? Yeah. No, no, 80. I just wanted to check. By the way. Yeah. I mean, so Molly, right? Monson Muso is one of the richest men of all time. Oh, yeah. A lot of people extracted quite a bit of wealth. Sure did. A holy shit. That wasn't the issue. Venezuela did that too. They're not a functioning government. The Molly Empire was pretty big. It did. Yeah, they had a call. A couple OK empires. But by the way, for the memes, I want to, in case you guys haven't seen, I found the picture of the bear that our country. I looked more into it as well. It turns out it was a cub. Yeah. Well, I mean, I've seen cubs in real life. They're pretty big. It was like a full on like cub. That's not that's still not light. No, that's not the point. This makes it kind of funnier to be honest because they put a cub on a bicycle and like that was the joke. I was imagining like a full on goddamn bear. Oh, OK. But no, it was a cub on a bicycle or had been hit by a bicycle. I knew it was a cub. I just didn't know the weight of it. Yeah. Where's the where's the bear? I don't see it. It's right in the middle, right in the middle there. You see it? No, I see a fucking a stick and some tarp zoom in zoom in just zoom in on the picture. Just enhance it. I can see it. See it circle. No, that's huge. I don't see anything. It's click very clearly. See the yellow tag in the middle. Yeah, it's right there. Where's the head? I don't know which ends exactly. See, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, Bob. The bear is a bunch of bullshit. That's not a bear. You can't read the signs of the mall either. Like this is right. I can read everything and I can tell whether it's a fucking tranny on the screen as well. Unlike you. You can't even see the bear, which is crazy. Yeah, because there is no bear. This is bullshit. It takes up half the screen, dude. The bike is gone. Yeah, they took the bike up to Albany. Yeah, get the prints run. They had to remember he had to get the prints off the bike that somebody would have taken a picture of the bike. They are first a crime scene photograph. That's which is probably what this is. That's what this is. Yeah. So where's the bike? Dead bear. This is a conspiracy theory. They're trying to take down my boy. RFK hit the bike. No, they're trying to take down my boy. Your boy RFK? Yeah. Yeah. All right. You're on his side now. All right. I'll wait two rockets were just fired at Iraq's in outside airbase housing U.S. troops. So I guess that's the big, the big attack by Iran. The fuck out of here, man. All right. What do we do? Nothing. Nothing because they're not a real country. I agree. I mean, we didn't do anything after they after we killed Soleimani and they fired some rockets at that base. Like it's at some point you just got to be like, all right, was that your shot? Great. Well, they were empty. They were empty rockets. Remember that? So at that point, it was like, great. We know what you fucking did. Yeah, they're point. Like at some point, there's no point in continuing. Like we did what we needed to do. It's good for their headlines and their controlled newspapers and, you know, whatever they're going to lie to their people about but in real life, not terrible. I think we probably just get them to fight their own government. About 80% of Iranians hate the people that rule them. You know, it's funny. It feels like that's every single country now. There's a fucking uprising, which is fun. I like it. There's a lot going on in the world. Don't like the first story here today. Global crashes around the world. We're going to talk about the Wall Street criminals. Here's the top story of the day. US stocks crashed on Monday with the NASDAQ shedding nearly 6% as the global market route that kicked off late last week, accelerated. The NASDAQ composite plunged and the Dow Jones industrial average shed more than 1,000 points in Monday morning trading with tech heavy index falling further into correction territory. Stock market decline started last week after worrying earnings reports from Amazon and Intel and a big miss in July for non-farm payroll sparked concerns of a recession. Since Thursday, the S&P 500 is down about 7% and the NASDAQ 100 is about down about 9%. The losses accelerated on Monday after Japan's stock market experienced the worst decline since the Black Monday crash in 1987, fallen 12%. By the way, the NASDAQ crash as well was their worst crash since Black Monday also. A surprise interest rate hike of 15 base points by the Bank of Japan last week led to an unwind of the wildly popular Yen carry trade, which helped accelerate the recent stock market losses. All these factors combined with the idea that the Federal Reserve missed its chance to cut interest rates at its meeting last week added to investor concerns that an economic recession is near. Look, I'm following this pretty fucking closely in particular with interest rates because of businesses and things that we're doing here in real life. I watched Jerome Powell that fucker last week. He has literally said nothing without saying nothing for fucking months and months and months now. "Oh, we might be cutting the rate since September in my recorded point. We might be doing the..." No, motherfucker, you should have cut these rates a long goddamn time ago. Now it's too late. So now, Dan, they're having emergency meetings up at the White House and they're trying to figure out what the fuck to do. How drastic do you make a rate cut and then what would happen to the economy here if you did? And I don't know that answer because I've never seen an interest rate. Stay the same for over two fucking years in a row until this administration. Yeah, well, we're in the bad habit, I think, of calling things market crashes when what they really are is market corrections. We inflate things like the house. So the housing market in 2008 and '09, that situation where we eventually had to use TARP funds to bail them out, George W. Bush did. That wasn't a market... I mean, technically it's a market crash, but it isn't because the market was weak. It's because the market was artificially inflated in the first place. The market was artificially inflated by Barney Frank and his ilk who were like this socialist utopia where everybody should have a fucking giant mortgage. Regardless of how much money they're making, it's equity. Everybody has to have the equal outcome. Otherwise, we're not living in a fair society. Well, life's not fair, but right? So you start giving subprime loans to people and blah, blah, blah. Of course, there's going to be a run on... There will be a run of foreclosures at some point in the near future, probably five to seven years, which is typical, right? We're going to see another one of those soon, by the way, but it's because of inflation, not because of bad mortgages. And then, of course, predators in Wall Street, which is what they are, they're fucking predators, are going to come in and fucking bundle these subprime loans together, put a couple of A's in there and then a bunch of B's and C's and say that it's A rated because there's an A in there and sell them. And then people or other predators are going to be like, "Oh, I'm going to short that because that's fucking stupid because they know how the game is played." This is a correction of the market. It's not crashing. It's coming back down to where it was supposed to be. And this is something that presidents, no matter which party they're a part of in Congress, will never communicate to you. The stock market going up thousands of dollars over the course of a couple years, that's not good. If you're a small business, you know exactly what it means to have unmanageable growth. We know what it is. There's a couple of things you can do about it. You can dilute your stock, which is something that a lot of people do, and I think it's dumb. You can dilute your stock. And in the business world, that means taking money from people and giving them too much of the percentage and control of your company. In economic terms, it means inflating your currency, which is what we've done. And now it's going to come back down. So here's the way it fucking goes, bud. Here's the Dow Jones lifetime, basically. Max. What are you looking at here? It starts to rise a little more steeply after 2009. Precipitously. Because we just started printing money. So it's like, "Yeah, of course, right? You're doing math differently now. So the stock market's going to go up, but that's not an indicator of a healthy economy. As a matter of fact, that's the opposite. Like slow gradual growth over time, that's healthy. Two to three points per year, that's healthy. Commence it with inflation. You'll see pockets of growth, but we are an established industrial country. We're not going to see massive increases in our stock market unless it's inflation, frankly. The other thing that happened, I think that it's important to note, is when COVID happened, and they shut down the country, markets crashed, similar numbers to what you're seeing here. Dow is currently down as of 230 central 1,100 points. People were nervous to get back in. They were scared. They didn't know what was going to happen. Obviously, rightfully so. We haven't had a pandemic go around the world since what 1919, whatever the fuck that it was. When was the Spanish flu? Yeah, it was the 1913, I think it was on the side, right? Is that right? No, no, in 1819. Yeah. Oh, 1819? No, no, 1918/19. It was at the end of World War one, then. So with that, a lot of people, a lot of friends of mine, and a lot of normal folks got out of the fucking stock market altogether, because they didn't know what was going to happen. They didn't know if their businesses were going to come back. They didn't know, and they needed the money to to live, because if you had a restaurant or a small business or anything else, you were just getting fucking buried. So you took all your money out of the goddamn market. The people who bought in are the fucking same criminals that Dan is talking about. And they're the ones who drove this to the fucking moon, because they could. And they're the only ones with money during this. They're actually right before your very eyes, if you open them, you can see them doing it right now as we speak, right? I mean, literally today. So all of the institutional investment firms are continuing to make uninterrupted trades right now. Shorts puts everything. They're making trades. All of the brokerage firms they had errors all day to day. A lot of them have shut down entirely. Here's an air. Here's a brief list. Charles Schwab, Fidelity, Vanguard, Ameritrade, Looman, E-Trade, FPL, CenturyLink, Robin Hood, we've heard that name before, Interactive Brokers and Spectrum. All of those companies, people got frozen in the like regular people who invested in the stock market. Their positions got frozen for the day while there's a goddamn stock market crash going on. So all these people who are institutional investors can mop that shit up. Give me all that money. Sorry about your loss, bud. This is the house always winning. The stock market is fucking stupid. Like putting your money in that is insane. Buy shit that you own. Physical property, start a fucking business. Investing in this shit has retarded, in my opinion. Unless you're one of the fucking end crowd or something like that, you are, look, there's a couple of things you can invest in that makes sense. Tech stocks always are over the course of a five year period. They're going up by probably 20%. Or the easiest, and this is like, you know, business 101, it's just the S&P 500 and just lead. I guess, but I'm talking about specific shit. Tech stocks and then the military industrial complex, which, by the way, if you look at the board today, there's a certain group of stocks that are all in the green. Literally every single one of them are in the green, which ones? I don't think you need me to tell you which ones they are. Tell me just in case. It's Lockheed Martin's, Lockheed Martin, how they doing today? Actually, today they are down a little bit, but five-day, one month, six, one month. Here's a fun one month. One month, they're up almost 20 points, six month, 30 points. What about Northrop Grumman? Thirty percent you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah, not points. 30 percent. Yeah. Holy shit. Northrop Grumman. Let's just go through the whole list, right, quick stock. They're down three, seven, nine today. What about over the last month? Up big, baby. Up up fucking 56 percent. God. All right. 56 points rather. Yeah. Fucking kidding me. Boeing. Yeah. Let's check out Boeing. See how they're doing. I have a feeling. So everyone's taking a little bit of a bath today, but over the last month. Yeah. Actually Boeing. Oh, Boeing's now. That's because of the planes. The planes are falling by the sky. Forgive me. Sorry about that. All right. General dynamics is the other big one. Pump and general dynamics. They're down seven points a day. That's just today. That doesn't matter. There are three points on a month. Moderate. That's actually that's actually normal growth. Yeah. For the past month, three percent normal growth. So they're the one out. So everybody who doesn't make a product that's literally falling out of the sky and the military industrial complex is up. Yeah. So I guess if you can stomach the idea of betting on your country going to constant war, then you can make money that way. I wouldn't do it well too. Of course. Of course. Yeah. Of course. I wouldn't put a single dime in the stock market. It's a fucking rigged game and you're the sucker. And unless you work in finance at a high level, you are the sucker in that game. If you're looking around a table and you don't see a sucker, you're it. If you're rich enough to call your broker and there is that side of it. That's it. You can get out before all this other shit and mop up. Do what you need to do. Everyone else? Every fucking normal dude in America. Sorry, bud. Yeah, you're butt fucked. There's an error. You can't log in. Sorry. There's too much volatility in these trades. We're going to have to shut down your ability to trade for the day. But the other guys behind the scenes can do it. Yeah. Nobody's ever told Warren Buffett that, by the way. Speaking of people in DC, Biden's top economic advisor, Gene Spirling, announced he's leaving today. No shit. Why today? Oh, it's bored. I guess so. It's just coincidence. Maybe he's going to go take the rest of the summer in the Hamptons. Fuck me, man. Bloodbath out there. But yeah, I got out of the market a long time ago. So buy yourself some real estate. Don't definitely don't. I've said this before, but I really want people to understand this. Don't stuff your money in a fucking mattress somewhere. At a minimum, you should have it in a high interest yield account, four or more percent. That's stupid because 3% is about average for inflation. So if you have $100 in the bank today, this time next year, at a minimum, it's going to be worth $97. That's how much you'll do. It's 3% on average is the yearly inflation, right? If you put it in something that gains over time, right? Like a high interest yield account, like 4% or higher. So you're actually making money or real property, right? Or something where you can write off taxes so your aggregate is about the same or you make money like a business or any kind of things like that. That's what you should do with your money. Otherwise, you just fucking burning it. You may as well set it on fire. Which if you are, instead of setting up fire, just brainstorming your brother's podcast. And we'll give you some hard to have and you just block out on the floor and throw your money on us. Next up, Tulsi is being stocked by federal agents, an exclusive breaking story, several federal air marshal whistleblowers have come forward with information showing that former US representative and presidential candidate, former Tulsi Gabbard is currently enrolled in the Quiet Skies program. Quiet Skies is a TSA surveillance program with its own compartmentalized suspected tariffs watch list. That's right. Didn't you break this story in like 2019? Tell the audience, refresh them of what this is. We had, it was actually the parent of a drinker bro. Unfortunately, he's deceased now, the dad, the guy who leaked this to us. But we had him on the show. It was audio only because he obviously couldn't show his face. They tried to jam him up afterwards and he got out of it. They couldn't do anything because nothing he said was wrong or not publicly available. They just do a really good job of hiding it. But Quiet Skies is TSA officers tracking people through airports, getting on planes with them, tracking to their next destination. And it's meant to be people who are on the terror watch list. People, we don't have enough evidence to arrest yet, but people who we should keep an eye on, right? Fair enough. That's a reasonable thing to do. We surveilled people that are in the country all the time, people that aren't citizens, right? Instead, they were using it, if you recall the show, the show has been deleted, unfortunately. But if you recall the show, yeah, like 85% of the use case was against American citizens. And here we go again, a woman who is an active member of the United States military, a fucking lieutenant colonel in the United States military, somebody who's run for and won political office in this country, who's now switched sides from Democrat to Republican, and all of a sudden she's on a fucking terrorist watch list, just like people who are defendants in January 6 and their families, people that were unrelated to anything. This has been used time and time again. This is Gestapo bullshit, right? And it is another reason why the entire Department of Homeland Security should be eradicated. Get rid of it. It shouldn't exist. It's not authorized by the Constitution. It was stood up by George W. Bush, that fucking piece of shit, and all of his gay ass friends, right? Get them out of here, the FBI gone. Make me the fucking, let's create a new fucking cabinet position. And it's called Fuck You. You want to be the director of Fuck You, Dan Holloway, and anybody that comes into my office from a federal agency, hey, guess what? Fuck you. You're fired. Get the fuck out. Have you seen the latest at the airport and Austin airport? When's the last time you flew? Uh, I don't know all the time. Why? So this was new to me because I was in Nashville on Friday, I left Thursday nights. You're talking about the facial skin? Yes. Yeah. All right. That's the first time I've ever seen that in any airport whatsoever. There was a guy ahead of me that refused it. So he said, no, I'm not doing it. And, uh, and I said, all right, great. Well, I'm not doing it either. And, and you can just like insert your ID card. Yeah. That's what I always do. I just insert my ID card. When did that start? I don't remember anybody asking to take my fucking picture before I got on the flight. Well, the NFL is doing it now too. That's the next story. For what? You'll see. Okay. Um, and it isn't just, it isn't just to ID you on the way in either. Uh, the, the guy ahead of me was like, uh, he goes, Hey man, because I listened to him say first and I was like, I don't, I don't do it too. I don't fuck here. Yeah. So anyways, uh, well, he goes, he asked me. He goes, he goes, Hey dude, I heard about this on temple and blah, blah. They're starting to have these facial recognition things everywhere. Yeah. Is that the new? I mean, it's been going on at ports of entry for some time. I've never seen coming in and out of the country. It's pretty, it's pretty quiet. I've, I've left the country in a while. Um, so the whistleblower's first shared the information with, uh, Sonia Labasco, who's the executive director of the Air Marshal National Council, AMC, which I, it's an advocacy group for federal air marshals. Um, according to Labasco, at least one of the whistleblowers is ready to go on record with pertinent documentation. Uh, Labasco shared that gabbard is unaware that she has two explosive detection canine teams, one transportation security specialists and explosives, one playing close TSA supervisor and three federal air marshals on every flight she boards. Why? Every flight she boards. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven federal agents on every flight tells the gabbard boards to track her. Why? She's so normal. Why? She's, she is not a threat to any human being. Are you fucking kidding me? No. She was anti-gunned like two years ago. And then she fuck off fucking rolled in here. No security or anything. I, because by the way, we have gotten DMs on that. No, she didn't have a security guard or team or no one, dude. She's her, her husband and they just fucking rolled up. Well, calm down. I did smell her. Yeah. Well, you know what that was? That's where she left. That wasn't like for security reasons. Yeah, that was for your own personal, yeah. Lebasco and MNC, AMNC president, David Londo, have repeatedly testified on behalf of fans, which is the federal air marshal service. They have also written countless letters concerning the classification of innocent Americans as domestic terrorists to the committee on Homeland Security and government affairs, the household and committee and blah, blah, blah, the other stupid committees. Because of ongoing whistleblower information, Lebasco believes TSA and Homeland Security are violating citizen constitutional rights and a quote, big domestic surveillance grab that seems to be targeting conservatives. And the, as usual, the media is a few years behind drinking bros on this, obviously. Yeah, I always break stuff way before the media does. David, we got some sponsors to put this shit wagon on the air, first and foremost, Ghostbed.com, Ford slash drink and bros. The markets are crashing. 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I talked to a son not too long ago, but I don't remember exactly when shit. I didn't know that. This is more of more of George W. Bush's bullshit. This is the Patriot Act realized this is the Patriot Act in the hands of the enemy. Like this is how it works, man. This is why we say before you fucking pass a law, create some new bullshit that you think is going to be helpful against your enemy. Anytime the state creates a new law, they will eventually use it against you. You always have to keep that in mind. Do you think personally that they created that law so they could eventually use it against us? Yes. Okay. Of course I do. Yeah. I didn't know because, you know, at the time, well, you can tell by how bipartisan the vote for the Department of Homeland Security was. I didn't see it in the Patriot Act. Okay. Hunter, it was Bob, you can look up the vote for the Patriot Act. Well, it's funny because at the time, like, I think you were there and, you know, as just a fucking civilian, you read the Patriot Act and you're like, oh, yeah. The Patriot Act could help in America. The Patriot Act passed 357 to 66. And then 98 to one in the Senate. Yeah. What year was it? 2001. October 24th. Yes. Yes. Because, I mean, okay. So I remember hearing it at the time and you're like, shit, yeah, we need this. Are you not? Are you not a Patriot? Yeah. Exactly. Freedom for us, man. Sarah in the chat says that she blames Lizette Sandoval. I don't know that she wasn't responsible. At least to some degree. We know she's alive though. A drinking broke, grab me at my, my child's thing the other day. And he pulled me aside. Very fucking cool guy. And he just goes, Hey, dude, I had a fucking meeting with Lizette Sandoval. And he goes, shut the fuck up. Big Papi Chulo. I love hearing Dan say investing is dumb after asking us to invest in his business. I literally just said to invest in a fucking business. In a business that you believe in that is yours, we're not on the stock market. And by the way, that's an excellent point. We have zero desire to go on the stock market. I know our friends did it with Blackway for coffee. Not ever. Never in one million years do we have that we want to sell privately and get out. Like I don't want to go to the stock market. So yes, invest in a company that you believe in that is not going to go on the market or start your own or start your own, start your own business, dude, we'll be happy to help you next time on the show. I think Wednesday. And we have no problem talking about your company and everything else. If you want to come chat about it next time, I'll see it in Spanish. So you're not confused. Yeah, big. So that's that's where we're at. But yeah, that's that's why we say this like find something you believe in or something local or anything else. What like one of my neighbors is with a bunch of UT grads and they're doing some shoes and like a grass company and fun things. Sorry, a grass company? I don't know what that means. A turf, an Astro turf company. And I think it's very, very smart because I don't know about you, Bob, but my fucking lawn dies every goddamn summer here and I'm just like mine does really well. Does it really ask you have so fucking fine. So I know my white man, I'm supposed to care about my grasp, but I just look at it. Whatever. That's green. Whatever builder grade bullshit that gave me at my new house is it's been a struggle. We've had to get like weed spray and stuff a couple times like professionally. But my old house, I had St. Augustine put in and that shit does not quit. My neighbor got the Astro turf in his backyard and he was kind of hesitant about it. Once he did it, he was like, this is fucking amazing. And I was like, God damn, this rocks. Have you got dogs or something? Yeah, I'm not getting Astro turf with dogs. And dude, I shit stains all over that. The apartment complex I lived at a couple years ago, had like a big second open area, second floor, all Astro turf or whatever. And people would take their dogs out there to piss and shit. It would be it was all sun in the middle of the day. It would bake in July. I mean, it was just fucking hot piss. Yeah. Anyone who had a balcony overlooking that thing, fucking nightmare. For me, I don't have a dog. So and the night is the neighbor. So it's it'd be great. Well, the guy in that balcony is just like that. It's just like stink lines coming off of that all day. Yeah, but it's businesses like that. And then locally or your friends or things where you're helping each other on a daily basis. Yeah, that helps. We're not going on a fucking stock. No, but the point of that is put your you have to put your money into something that's going to grow at a minimum of 3% per year. Otherwise, you're literally losing money. That's the point. It doesn't matter what you put it in, as long as whatever you're putting it in is going to grow 3% that year or more. Yes, then good to go. And again, zero desire to go to the stock market really want to make that clear. As a matter of fact, if I could end the stock market, definitely do it. It would fuck up a bunch of 401ks, but the rest of it, it's just because all these people, by the way, it's a shit ton of rich. What's the current market? Like 90% of rich people and then like the 10% are just the common folk. I mean, it's becoming luxury at this point. If you have money in the stock where you're like, oh, you must be fucking rich. Next up, big brother in the NFL. The NFL is rolling out wickets facial authentication technology across all 32 stadiums for the upcoming season. Are you fucking serious? Yep. Like this isn't not not just when you walk into the stadium, but as you're sitting in the stands. Why? Keep reading. Okay. The system should be operational by the time pre-season starts. I think we'll be at the Detroit Lions game here in like, shit, September. The full installation follows a successful trial conducted at various venues last year, including Cleveland Browns Stadium. Primary goal of the system is to facilitate access for credentialed media, official staff and guests to restricted areas such as the playing field press box and locker room. Get the fuck out of here. There's always a noble reason for them to start peeling your liberty away from you. There is zero reason for this. Now it's retarded. You get a fucking landing. How many times have you and I been on the field the last fucking 10 years? A million and nothing ever happens. No. When's the last time you've read an article about not during the game with some asshole jumps the fence, but somebody using fake credentials or not having credentials, getting onto the field for for pre or post game and then causing a problem. It never fucking happens. And all of the the the pictures you see us on Instagram on the field at this shit or whatever, do you know how many fucking checks security goes through with their goddamn clipboards and everything before we can just get on the fucking field? Retarded nonsense. There is this is a lie. You were a fucking liar. These the field is the most secure place in the world. Shit. If it all got fucked up, I think I'd rather be it's a Jerry world. That place underground there. Let's fucking go, dude. You're not sniffing the fucking field. What a crock of shit. So people were cool with this last year. I didn't hear about this. Yeah. So all 32 stadiums. So I just said the airport's awesome airports than the stadiums. They'll have everything on us then at that point. I'm not I won't be going to any more NFL games ever again with this bullshit. And it's like you have to pick and choose sometimes like I can't I have to fly. I can't not fly. And there's going to be cameras at the airport. There's that just don't getting around that. But I don't have to expose myself to any more of this bullshit than I need to. And you know, I don't want to participate in this. Like I don't think it's a good thing for America. America's turning into a shit hole London. Yeah. Well, this is what China's doing. China's been doing this for years. Pretty soon we'll have a fucking social credit score that follows London was the most spied a spied on city in the world for a very long time. Now, because of their incompetent government, as you can see, by the way, like Birmingham is fucked up. There's parts of England. This this idea you should really look into this. There are parts of England that white cops will not go to like literally will not go to. Yeah. Because it's all fucking Sharia over there. But this is, you know, this is the US fucking version of that that is turning us into a surveillance state. And I'm not going to participate in that shit. Fuck them. So like I'll watch, I'll watch the game at home. The question is why, why NFL stadiums? Because I always try to think of why they would start there. Because they know that people don't want to go up the NFL. The same reason that they told you, well, you can just you can go back outside as long as you get a shot. So it's always the same reason. They dangle something you want in front of you and then say, we just give us a little bit of that liberty. And you can have this little jing jing jing jing, you can jangle them keys. Like fuck you, dude, not participate in that gay shit. It says, as users look into the camera, the system compares their faces to the stored digital code associated with their accounts, a successful match authorizes all tickets, purchased by that individual, which means a private company. Yeah, what's what's the what we own a ticketing company. So they've gone extreme with what they have. So you hold up your thing to the thing and and then it's a barcode that moves like this back and forth. You can't even screenshot it. It's the most there's no way to fake that. It's the most secure a ticket can possibly be there's no need for any of this bullshit. Like is this so completely, like completely unnecessary. All of it is is entirely unnecessary. Holy shit. But it is like they like this is part of a larger movement that people want to that when I say people, I mean, people in control of the government want to know where everybody is all the time, always, right? What possible good can come from that? I mean, fuck right the fuck off with that bullshit. This is like complete state surveillance is the most dystopian of all things. Like, what do you think they're going to use it for? They're going to use it to fucking congratulate. Hey, that was a nice shot in your pickup basketball game. No, they were like, Hey, you were looking up some fucking unacceptable ideas on the internet. I don't like that. You went to a protest or a rally that I don't like. Now you've got to go to fucking jail for it like England. The guy who's one of the guys whose daughter was stabbed by that fucking asshole in England, he's in jail right now for what? For talking shit on the internet. Get out of here. Yeah, 100%. That's where it's going. So fuck all this bullshit. Don't participate. The crusade. It's common crusade to a theater near you motherfucker. Next up, America's funding terrorism. Again, I can't believe this story. This feels like fake news, but it is real news. We verified it. The US government has inadvertently since $239 million to the Taliban to the Taliban in development assistance since 2021, according to a new report, the oversight. We use air quotes there occurred because the state department failed to properly vet award recipients. Less than a year after it was reported that the Taliban established fake nonprofits to siphon millions of dollars in US aid to Afghanistan. A new investigation by special inspector general of Afghanistan reconstruction reveals that the terrorist group has received hundreds of millions of dollars in development assistance due to an adequate vetting by the state department. Since 2021, US military withdrawal at least $239 million may have likely filled the Taliban's coffers. How do you fuck up this bad? I don't know that this is even the worst part of it. What do you think the worst part of it is? The worst part of it is that this is just the amount we accidentally sent them. Oh, there was more on top of this is what you're saying? Oh, yeah. So what was that final number? Sean Ryan broke this story, by the way. I don't even know how long ago it was. A couple of weeks, months, maybe. He had a whistleblower from, I can't remember the guy's name. You can look it up, though. He just go to his social media and you can see him posting about it. He broke the story a while back. The US government is giving the Taliban somewhere between 40 and $87 million a week per week, great per week, 40 to 87 million, depending on what week it is and what's been authorized. That's taxpayer money. That's been happening for a while. So this quarter billion that they accidentally sent them, that's kind of a blip, to be honest, because they've sent them billions at this point, to a terrorist organization. By the way, this is what we've been doing to Hamas, since they won the Palestinian elections in 2006, we've been funding their government, along with Israel, through Qatar, using Qatar as a cutout. That's why the Palestinian political leader that we just clipped, that they just clip rather, lived in Qatar in the first place, because he was there to be their fucking point man. So he could all the fucking funding we could run through him from the United States and from Israel down into fucking Palestine, wherever the fuck you call that stupid shit. He was a finance professor at Texas A&M Qatar, actually. Was he really big fan of that school, dude? How's his football team this year? I think they just tie in with the normal A's, they send a couple of yell leaders every year. Yeah. You think they rush? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Because the coaches pull just drop. That's like fucking chop of people's heads off of rush week. The girl shows up, starts doing a TikTok dance, and they see your ankle. Hell no! Cut. Actually, cut. You know what's fucked up? I saw a tweet the other day. I think it was no context humans. And it was like Spain's volleyball team versus Egypt's beach volleyball team. And they don't cover the feet. Everything was covered except the feet. So like the erection is still coming. Yeah. Well, for you, it is. Yeah, like I don't know what you think you're accomplishing here. We had like Middle Eastern royalty in Greek life at UCF. They would drive like fucking sports cars. They were the baller of the ballers. Oh, yeah. And when they come over here unsupervised, if one of the more clerical members of their royal family isn't here, they just go to Vegas and get drugs and whores for real. Yeah. Like I've party with them before. Yeah. They just get fucking hammered. Why not? At any rate, this is exactly what we did with Hamas for years. Like it's like, yeah, Iran funds Hamas to some degree. I don't know if they fund them more than we do or did. We don't anymore. But I don't know if they funded them more than we did. I think America probably spent more money in Hamas than Iran did. It makes sense. In between American Israel, they definitely spent more money on Hamas. And what was the result of that? Ultimately, I don't know what the result. 1200 dead Israelis. That was the fucking result of these people need to be fucking annihilated. But I don't know why we're sending Iran any money ever or any of these countries. Do you remember any of these countries in the Middle East money? Why? Do you remember when the when Obama put 400 million dollars on a fucking plane and sent it over to Tehran? Yeah, that happened. I just like, we forgot, I guess that it happened. But it happened. It was for a hostage exchange. I don't know. It doesn't matter. It was for we we should have put a bomb inside of that goddamn money. Is that what are you showing right there, by the way? That's the reason are the Egyptian beach volleyball team. Shut the fuck up. They're wearing like fucking scuba outfits or some shit against the Spanish team. The dump trucks on the Spanish do. Like usually that's beautiful. The beach volleyball girls don't have giant dump trucks like this, usually. But the Spanish team, I mean, it's dumpers. They do because they're athletic and if you're athletic, but they usually have straight bodies. But if you're in sands like that, you can really fucking I'm not saying that have strong legs and strong butts. What I'm saying is you don't see fucking dumpers like that. Put up on screen. We're on Patreon says who cares. Zoom into the fucking scuba gear there. I thought those were security guards. Sorry. I haven't seen this photo before. Holy shit. Imagine trying to play a match. It's a thousand degrees. Yeah, Bob, if you want to keep going, scrolling up and down real quick. Yeah, let me just leave it right there probably for the next couple hours. This is all the parts I need. Got Egyptian ankles and Spanish butts. This, if you want an answer of why certain parts of the world I don't care about in certain parts I do, this is your answer right here. And by the way, Egypt and Iran in the 1970s would have looked just like the Spanish women right there. I saw too, they've been posting, there's just one account. I think it's Iran from the 70s, posting women on Iran and they were fucking hot, doing shit, living a fucking normal life and now it's all gone. But I was shocked. I was like, there's no way. This is not a great example, Bob. This is from the 19th century. Jesus Christ, Bob, you know I don't care about anything over like 70 years. Is this like the Iranian Habsburgs or what the fuck is it? This is an Iranian princess from the 20th century. I've got a cut off of history in my life where I'm just like, I'm good. Pull up the photo, Rob. We know the photo. Which photo? Oh, yeah, I don't know what the photo you're talking about is like in the actual wedding night. No, Iranian. Just pull up Iranian women in the 70s. I did. That looks like kind of like Lazarus Lopez. No, Bob. We're not. This is from like the fucking first century. Iranian women from the 70s. They were hot. Oh, God. All right. God damn. Okay. There's so many. How about the girl on the red chair? Yeah, I mean, it's far away. But if it's zoom in, let's see what it looks like. Yeah. Look at that. Who's that fucking? This is a random woman from Iran in the 1970s. Totally fucking normal. Look like they're having a great time. Jesus Christ. And now they're all wrapped up from head to toe. Yeah, that's what happens when can't drive, can't vote. This is what happens when Western governments want resources more than they want peace. They fuck that country up and let all the crazy asshole Muslims fucking just run rough shot. The cleric, uh, uh, Wahhab is non nonsense people run rough shot over that country. This is the result, right? So you can say that Western interference caused it, but the fucking acts that was actually fucking swung was, was radical Islam. And this is the fucking result of it is taking these hot girls away from us. It's that it should be unacceptable. And then, and, and it's exactly what the US government is doing right now catering to these fucking DEI CRT retards, right? When you fucking deal with extremists, people who refuse to say what a woman is, people who fucking think that it's okay to mutilate children's genitals, then this is the kind of fucking community or culture you get. Eventually, yeah, eventually that's how that's how it works because the craziest of those people are the ones who go run for office, who fucking organize voting and all that shit. And they end up taking over your fucking culture and taking this away from you. Yeah, Bob, I'm just, I was looking at the background here. I'm not. This alone is enough for a fucking crusade. This is like the classic photo that everybody brings up. I like that one with who's what was the magazine covered because I was looking at, as Dan was speaking, I was looking at what you were pulling up here in the background. What was that magazine cover, Bob? I don't know where to go. I've actually never seen this photo before, but fair enough. And then here's just a random Iranian. Just random. That was a magazine in the 70s? Yeah, in Iran. God, I mean, it's weird to see how quickly a country can change. You know what I'm saying? Like, that seems like another fucking time over there. Wow, that's crazy. And then obviously, you have her from the first century. You got a fight for your right to party. You know what I mean? And by party, I mean, just live a normal fucking life without a bunch of pedophiles coming after you. Yeah, that's it. Just fucking pay attention to what's going on around you. Next up is a fun story. Killing Gawker, a screenplay based on whole Cogan versus Gawker's court case. I'm sorry. It's whole. Whole Cogan, yeah. My wife, my wife's used to think it was whole, and then Cogan, then that was his last real name. That's a true story. Oh, thank you. Versus Gawker court case has been bouncing around Hollywood circles, has picked up considerable steam, and is expected to move forward in the days ahead with some major Hollywood names involved. The word making the rounds is that the Hollywood film Killing Gawker is currently being set up by Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. Look, they're just coming off of the Nike movie, which is a huge hit air. So they decided to start their own production company. And it's going, the production company begins, or its first day is January 2025, I assume. And this is their first project. So I think production will begin then, which means you're probably looking at a spring or summer release of Killing Gawker, 26, you would think, right? Yeah, it's usually 18 months from. Yeah. Based on the book written by Ryan Holiday, he's been on the show. Wait, it was written by Ryan? Yeah. Oh, shouldn't fuck off. Really? Yeah. So Ryan Holiday is the daily stoic guy. Yeah, I love him. Great writer. The book is conspiracy, Peter Thiel, Hulk Hogan, and Gawker, or Gawker and the anatomy of intrigue. Ryan wrote the book. Let me see. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Randolph is writing the screenplay. Let me see you this. We should get him on the show to talk about this. This story. Oh, it's the guy who the screenplay guy is the guy who did the big short. Oh, that was a great fucking movie. Oh, dude. All right. Great movie. Y'all all hit Ryan up and get him back on the show sometime in the near future. It's still all kind of speculative right now. Like they own the project. They bought the project, but it's not even supposed to start production for six months. Well, a lot of stuff happens. A lot of stuff can happen, but I so always look for timing in Hollywood and what things are what are what's popular and everything else. I mean, this leak right after Hulk Hogan's RNC thing. And it was massive. Like everybody did it. And now he's traveling around with his beer, ripping a shirt off, drinking beers with everybody. Hulk Hogan is back. It feels like and I would love to hear his side of the story on this. But you know, he also did say the N word 13 times. And I feel like a pig during that sex tape there. I would also love to know the other side of this because it was Bubba the Love Sponge. If anybody listened to that radio show for years and years and years, I think there are podcasts now and they're they're still pretty big. He was kind of like a raunchier version of Stern back in the day, which which is fine. It rocked, but he set this up. Hulk Hogan was one of his best friends and he put the fucking video camera in there. And that's a shitty thing to do. But he also let Hulk Hogan fuck his wife, which is even weirder to me. So he has not normal. Yeah. Yeah, the Bubba army podcast. Yeah, yeah, he's he's still going, dude. Nothing changed for him. I mean, imagine having to explain to your grandchildren the relationship between Bubba the Love Sponge and Peter Teal and Brian Holliday. It's all and Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. At some point, you're going to have to have that conversation. Yeah, they're going to see something about this. Like who the fuck was Hulk Hogan? Like, well, he was he was a white man with Asian hair and hot dog skin who wrestled occasionally fucked other people's wives. He used the N word. Well, what's I got to do with me? Nothing. Nothing, man. Nothing. It's an enjoyable life. What does it have to do with the founder of PayPal? Oh, we see he liked dudes. Yeah. Yeah. And this this magazine online magazine called Gawker outed him during a period where that was really a taboo thing to do for anybody, much less a liberal organization. They outed him because he was conservative. And then, of course, he couldn't do anything about it because technically it's not illegal and it's not defamation because it's true. But then they did commit an act of defamation. It's Hulk Hogan. So Peter Teal funded their lawsuit and ruined that company, brought it to their knees. Yep. Okay. Can I just go back to eating my fucking jello? Like, let me tell you a story about Jello. Have you ever heard of Bill Cosby? Like, shit, I can't enjoy anything anymore. Who's playing Hogan? It's fucking Ben Affleck. No. That's what they say. No, but I don't know how. I'm not. No. That's the name. That's the headline of the story because Zold. Come on, man, Ben Affleck. Hogan, you know, many steroids you have to do for to come on, man. This is old. It's old. It's old. He's still big, man. Have you seen him? Dude, Affleck was pretty big as Batman. But he gave the fucking suit on. He looked big. Like, show me a shirtless fucking Affleck from that movie. Was there one? Yeah. I didn't see any of those. Yeah, he was. He looked at it. Here's the Batman workout montage. Well, he's going to have to go back to cycling up then. Sure. I mean, he's single now. So, okay. Yeah, he's a but no, it's not allegedly. He's definitely getting out of there. Look at this animal. Let's see. Slapping a tire with a sledgehammer. I mean, he's big, but he's not hulk. He's going to have to bulk up a little bit. Well, my problem is the blonde hair and the fucking handlebar mustache. I don't see that. I can't map that in my brain. Can't map that on. It's a bad. Now, I understand how it works, motherfucker. I'm just saying he's going to look retarded like that. So the one for Netflix, and I don't know, Bob, you can look it up. See if they're still going forward with it. Chris Hemsworth was attached and he was getting ready for the role. Holy shit. He was massive, and I don't know if they shot it. He won't do it now. He says he's not going to do any more movies where he has to bulk up. He's tired of like the straight. It puts on his body. I don't blame him. Steroids. He's tired of doing steroids. I understand that. Well, that and working out like fucking six hours a day and eating like 50,000 calories. So did it go forward? It says it's still in development. I don't think it's ever going to happen. Is it Todd Phillips? No, that's just like a random ad. No, I think Todd Phillips is producing it. Oh, maybe with a fuck. So they never shot it, huh? They have not shot it. So he did all that work for nothing. Oh, that is brutal. For people in the audience who have never been in or around this type of Hollywood bullshit, they'll work out for several months and get all jacked up and then peek for about an eight to 16 week shooting period. And that's the only time they ever look like that. Then they immediately go back to looking like a normal person afterwards. So it's a lot of fucking work for a very short runtime. And man, having it fall through and then having to do it again, there's no fucking way. And it's hard to get the weight off. Who did it happen with? Fuck, who got all big for a role? And then the right of strike fucked it up. Oh, it was Wolverine. Wolverine. Yeah. I don't. And the rumor is that's why they had him in the suit most of the movie too, where it was just like, Hey, and I don't blame him. He's like, he's fucking 56. Yes. And he looks great. And he did. So he did have one shirtless scene in there. And they gave him his glory. But I'm assuming he was just like, bro, I can't do this anymore. Doesn't care about games. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's like, at 56, even before, even before the scene, like they'll have weights on this on set for you. So you can get a pump, you lift right before there's a fucking gym in a goddamn, it looks like a Mack truck that opens up. And it's a full fucking gym. Your trainer's in there. Everybody's in there. And then, you know, your doctor's somewhere nearby. And you're good to go. So you get like some, Anabar or some shit right before the scene. Tightens you up. Tightens you up. I mean, it's fucking rough on your body. I would not do that. That Anabar, you can put on 40 pounds real quick. This was one of the most jarring ones I feel like I ever saw. Kit Harrington and Pompey. Like when I was watching that movie, I was like, I can see every crease on him. Like this is fucking nuts. Man, if that movie doesn't, if it bombs and you worked out that hard, you know, angry and big. And it did bomb. Yeah. I don't know anything about it. Yeah, it was fine, but it bombed. I bet shit. He was at home looking at those box office numbers going, God damn it. I did all this steroids for this shit. Let's look at this. I mean, this is like nuts, man. It's not like he's huge, but the amount of like cut he had to get for it. Look at that. That's not steroids. That's yeah. Yeah. He's definitely on like clan tread or something like that, just to tighten up, but not to get big. He's not big enough. So hard. I don't think he went full anabolic to get like he's not that big. That might just be diet. No. You're fat. You can you can pull it off for a couple weeks. Got more definition than a Webster's dictionary. There's no fucking way you get that shredded. I mean, it's not healthy for you, but you could you like eat super low fat food and no carbs at all. It's not good for your body. No, no, it's not, but he's he's fucking jazz. Being rich is good for your body. Yeah, he sure is. Being rich is good for your body. He's not huge there. Yeah. No, I'm looking at the traps. Your standards, dude, or not. No, he didn't bulk up. He's he's your standards. It's not that I'm telling you, like, there's very clear signs when you're using steroids, usually in the traps, puffy shoulders and you don't see any of that. He doesn't have rounded shoulder caps, which we you would see if he was on steroids for sure. He fucking big. He's got nice cum gutters though. What's that? That's the little V line. I don't know what that was. Yeah, cum gutter. But he's like, what is he like five seven or something? He's a dainty man. He's really short. Maybe five eight. I don't remember. Perfect actor height. Yeah, those little guys can trim out real quick. Brad, Brad Pitt is the same where it's like, he can fucking trim out. Although Brad Pitt is close to six feet. Yeah, he's he's he's a freaking nature that guy. I know, dude. Still to this day. God damn it, he's good looking dude. Look at him that F one trailer that just dropped. I'm all in. I'm all in a fucking Brad Pitt. I like Brad Pitt in a non sexual way. Whatever. I mean, if I have to fucking my fucking book, I think Daniel Tosh used to say at a certain point it's art. Well, Brad Pitt is. Yeah, anybody else that's gay. But Brad Pitt is art. Next up, illegal immigration just got worse. Ice his temporary temporarily suspended some programming due to a $700 million budget shortfall. Jesus Christ officials at ice and the Department of Homeland Security say that the failure of a border bill has ice officials cutting costs by releasing thousands of immigrants and reducing detention levels by 16,000 from 38,000 to 22,000 which is this is what it means. I talked to someone about this today. This is what it means. They're just going to release these 16,000 peoples into the country, people into the country, people that were detained. So think about how everything's going immigration wise right now. You show up to the border, you cross illegally, you get apprehended by border patrol, you go to their detention facility or something like that and you say, Oh, credible fear asylum. They fucking check a couple things, send you on your way with a notice to appear, right? These people were actually kept. They were detained for some reason, usually because of derogatory comments, right? On the derogatory comments, meaning they had a felony in their host country, they were related to organized crime in their host country, they related terrorism in their host country, something like that, right? Typically, or they committed some other crime than just coming into the country illegally, or they've been deported a bunch before, something like that typically. They're just going to release these motherfuckers into the wild. Now on that point, another part of the budget shortfall is that there are currently 140,000 illegal immigrants in this country who have derogatory comments, right? 140,000 of them who in some way are linked to crime, crimes they committed themselves or terrorism who have just been released in the United States. Now they've been being monitored by the federal government while they're here through phone access, through some of them are on ankle monitors, all sorts of other shit. Is any of that still going on right now? All of that has been cut as of this week. So now they're just out in the wild, nobody knows where they are. Awesome. Yeah. But you can scan my face at a fucking NFL game? Correct. Yeah. So without funding and without temporary suspension of some of the programming, the question is where and how are they being monitored and surveyed? The answer is they're not at all. They're just out there in the wild. Now one of the main points on this is that they've not reached out to any local communities. I have this from a direct source. They've not reached out to any of the local communities that they're about to dump thousands of illegal immigrants with criminal records into basically, right? They haven't told any of the local law enforcement, no mayors, no fucking county supervisors, nobody knows that it's going to dump these people into communities and be like, Oh, fuck, man, we ran out of money. Yep. Sorry. And they usually do in the middle of the nights somewhere. I'm sure it will be in the middle of the night. NVM Inc will be dumping people all over the country within within hours of today. So again, the estimate was approximately 16,000 people will be released. We don't actually know where they are in the process right now. These people could already be in your local community. 16,000. Yeah. The final point of this is that 99 of those people are on the terrorism watch list. You don't say 99 of them are on the terrorism watch list. They were detained and have been paroled into the US now. That's the terrorism watch list. So now we have right around 500 confirmed people on the terrorism watch list who have been allowed into our country. I think it'll be fine. I don't I don't think anything's going to happen to you. When's the next fucking terrorist attack? You think over under? It'll be before the election. You think so? Yep. Okay. Yeah. All right. Look, I always ask you. You haven't missed this year. You've been on fire. I think there will be a major attack before this election. And I would also say regarding our involvement in the Middle East, they're going to try to use this two missiles or rockets or whatever the fuck from Iran to try to start a war with Iran. Lindsey Graham filed that paperwork last week, right, to authorize use of force against Iran. The question you should be asking yourself is why in the goddamn fuck do we have soldiers in Iraq? To be shot at in the first place? Why are they there? Right? Why are they there? Who fucking knows, man? I don't give two fucks what happens in Iraq or Afghanistan or Syria or Lebanon or Libya or Iran or Saudi Arabia or Qatar or any of these other mother fucking countries. I don't give a fuck what happens there. I sincerely don't care. Me neither. I could not possibly care less about any of those places. Why the fuck are American soldiers there? Why are we spending American tax dollars on these motherfuckers? I don't know. We spend billions and then trillions of dollars sometimes to put people in the same thing we're doing with Russia, Ukraine right now. We fucking put people right up to the edge. And then when somebody's like, hey, whoa, back up, bud. We're like, well, we've got to go to war. Do you see what they did? Fuck these people. We have to fucking get rid of these people in government. They have to go. I agree. Last but not least, we got a breaking news story here. Google loses massive antitrust lawsuit over its search dominance. Google has violated US antitrust law from its search business, a federal judge ruled Monday, handing the tech giant a staggering court defeat with the potential to reshape how millions of Americans get information online and to append decades of dominance. After having carefully considered and weighed the witness testimony and evidence, the court reaches the following conclusion. Google is a monopolist and it is acted as one to maintain a monopoly. US district judge Amitz-Mita wrote in Monday's opinion. It is violated section two of the Sherman Act. The decision by the US District Court of District of Columbia is the stunning rebuke of Google's oldest and most important business. The company has spent tens of billions of dollars on exclusive contracts to secure a dominant position as the world's default search provider on smartphones and web browsers. This is a really wild one to me because it says those contracts have given it to the scale to block out would be rivals such as Bing and DuckDuckGo. I know you're a fan of the US government. I'm not actually. Okay. In a historic antitrust lawsuit filed by the Trump administration, what happens here then? If you're trying to break up this monopoly, how do you stop people from going to Google every day and then going to a Bing or a DuckDuckGo or whatever the safari or whatever it is? Make a better product. That's what I say. So otherwise shut the fuck up. Yeah. Like if you've got this is the equivalent of having to call dad because you're getting your ass kicked in a game of pickup basketball with your big brother. You get your ass kicked like dad, he's not playing fear. What are you fucking gay? She's too better. And make a better product. That's it, bud. Or get into a different business. Like you're not entitled to be a web search engine. Sorry. Like I don't like Google anymore than anybody does. Frankly, I hate them. I think it's a fucking evil corporation. Yeah. Like a really bad one. I think they're one of the worst organizations on earth frankly. But what are we telling on people now? Because life's not fair? Like fuck off, dude. I'm not under no circumstances while I'll be using Bing or DuckDuckGo. All DuckDuckGo does is they allegedly don't capture your personal information, but they still censor the fuck out of their search results. The CEO of the company admitted it on Twitter last year. We don't say we don't change search or have a search algorithm. What we say is that we don't fucking collect your personal data. It's like, oh, cool. So you're working for the government. Thanks. Let's say you're CIA, dude. Yeah, you're good. I don't need all the fucking peripheral bullshit. My wife and I are big, Bing people. Nobody under 80 uses Bing, which makes sense. Love a good thing. That's about your. It's a Bing.com. I don't even know what it is, to be honest with it. Was that where you would go, Bob? Go to Bing. It's Bing.spluth. I mean, hold it up real quick. Dot spluth is picking up some steam on GoDaddy. Yeah. Hey, man, would you like dot com and also dot spluth? That'd be great, man. For your business. Drinking bros dot spluth. Is that Bing right there? Yeah, it's beautiful. It's nice. Oh, shit. Yeah. How much processor speed is getting eaten up by that? Actually, you can work this. You can see Bob go hover over the tab up there. All right. So who owns that? Microsoft? What's it say? This is Microsoft Bing 89.5 milli megabytes megabytes. Okay. So Bob type in Donald Trump, just out of curiosity here. Oh, we have a little trending topics. That's only that's only four megabytes worse than Google. So they're doing all right. Bing's not that bad. I think we've shit on Bing for a long time, but Bing's not that bad. This is pretty aesthetically pleasing. Yes. I believe they have a better image search. Is that the word? Well, it makes it makes sense because their phones take better pictures than iPhones. So like, yeah, dude, I get it. I get it. Are we switching to bang? I might be a fucking bing guy now, dude. Am I bing? My hardcore bing? Just a couple of bing boys. Couple of bing boys on these streets. Let's do it. Can we can we organize our little community here to only use bang for the next week? Until next Monday, just use bang. Don't use Google for anything. Bob, you want to do it? You want to try this? We'll just try to bang for a while. I will maintain being disciplined and only use this website. All right. And let's just see how it goes. I don't mean just just for a search engine stuff. I know you're gonna be on fucking Gmail or big booty. Whatever. I don't know which is rad, but let's bang it up and see how it goes for weeks. I'm just fucking straight bing, dude. Now's the point of the show. We get to the drinking bro of the week. You can submit at drinking bros.com got a lot of messages yesterday. We had somebody volunteer here to be the moderator for the new app for the message board. I mean, we've always used volunteer. We have forever. There's there's work to tell. There's 15 or so sports. There's 20 or so in the man. Anthony Danzler, Ethan Ward. I know a lot of them offhand. Well, I can look in man. There's a bunch. Yeah. And so yeah, we'll see how out of control it gets when the app opens up. But you know, maybe we want that. Maybe we don't. I don't know yet. Total Tim Morris, old school, Dave fire, hashtag fire, Dave, Mary Dugan, obviously Bruce McLaughlin, Bob Cox, you wonder knows. Madeleine Dahl, Elena Lavalin, who that's a rough name, Kaylee McCarthy. A lot of people know her. Yeah. Just thinking of people that are that are around a lot that everybody knows. Braden Dub, everybody knows him. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of a lot of people. Some of these people have been moderating drinking bros as a Facebook group since 2015. Yeah, nine years. And it's been a long ass time. Nine years. Yeah. We have another breaking RFK. Jesus fucking. Oh, he posed with a bear cub. Yeah. I mean, he's not posing with it. He's just well, yeah. Is that him laughing getting it getting out of the car? Yeah. This might be in Central Park, who knows. But yeah, boy, this is him with the bear cub. Look, look at that, dude. So we had somebody take a picture of him. I mean, it's already dead. Yeah. Well, dude, this guy ripped open. Look at this. Well, I got hit by a car. That's going to happen. I wonder if he performed last rights on their Catholic, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, look at the little joke picture. He's putting fingers in the bear. Yeah, it's biting me. I mean, they were on the way to stage a fake accident. So, you know, not shocking. These stories out of him, dude, just keep getting better and better by the day, don't they? I love it. But on the web center, drinking bros.com, it's got all our merch. Everything is fully locked and loaded. We'll have some new hats for college teams coming out there on the site as well. Somebody took the the Michigan one. We got some Oregon ones. We got a bunch of new hardy F hats. This is a fun one. I'm wearing right now. That's available for sale. And then also, while you're there, you can submit for drinking bro the week. It comes to us live on air and we will read it. This one was submitted. Just a couple hours ago. Mike Boskovich. I know Mike, big fan of Mike, dude, Michigan, OG, homie, nominating Carol and Dan. Sorry, Mike, if I fuck up their name. Uh, Grace Haber, Grace Habor, pretension, it's, it's, that's a tough one. G-R-I-E-S-H-A-B-O-R? Greaseyber, maybe? Mike, I'm sorry. You knew better than to give me a name like this. All right. You could have just said Carol and Dan. All right. Carol and Dan, I wouldn't have fucked up. Uh, they are deceased. Says, uh, Ross, I know you're going to completely butcher the last name here. On cue, Mike, yes, yes, I did. Yes, I did. Uh, I know you're going to completely butcher the last name here, but I would like to give them a drinking bro of the week to my mother and father-in-law. Uh, first off to my mother-in-law, Carol, lost her battle with leukemia in June after a strong two-year battle and second to my father-in-law, Dan, after taking care of his wife during her fight was diagnosed with stage four cancer two weeks ago. He has a long fight ahead, uh, but I could not ask, uh, for better in-laws always treated me like family. Uh, cheers. Mike, sorry to hear that. And sorry I butchered their last name. Uh, but you were right. Some people just spell it out, um, like, uh, like a- phonetically. Yeah, phonetically like a child. It's just like a, like a baby. Just like a baby. So if you want to do that, that's fine. I apologize if I butchered their last name. You're absolutely right. I know I did. You don't even have to to hit me up. Okay. I love you, Mike. Uh, we love you guys out there. Uh, shit. Join us on drinking bro sports here in about 15 minutes. We will be alive with the way to early college football prediction show. Coaches poll came out today. Kids will be picking the national champions here alive on drinking bro sports on YouTube in 15 minutes. Join us for that in the meantime, rate this show on iTunes of five star and leave a quick review. Also head on over to Spotify. 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