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Like if all the things you can fucking clip somebody over, I feel like that right up there at the top of the list. Is that confirmed? It was a soul. I mean, it was either that or some really shiny gold crubarans. I don't know what the fuck else would have been. Yeah, I've never gotten the answer. I've never gotten the answer. You know what we should do? Let's kidnap Tarantino and make him tell us. Be great. Although he's got a pretty strong constitution. He made his die. Yay, Mike. We'll find out. I'll definitely push him to the limit. All right. He's down in Austin here and there with the rubber Rodriguez and those guys. Welcome to the show, kids. All right. Let's get after it here today. The decision is Josh Shapiro. Josh Shapiro for VP, huh? Yeah. Like I told you. Yeah. Same. I said the same and I said Delco didn't want it to be because he loves him. I know. So Delco, you were you said no. Why? I just think it's stupid. He's your but he's your governor there. I don't know much about the guy. We'll kind of go through him tonight. It makes a lot of sense in one way and it makes the least sense of all the potential VP selections and a much more important sense in my opinion. Okay. Right. Like how makes sense in that you want and need Pennsylvania to win that I don't think they can win without Pennsylvania specifically because they're not going to win North Carolina again. Probably not going to win Georgia again either unless Trump keeps going down there and insulting everybody in Georgia for some fucking reason. But unlikely that they can win without Pennsylvania. So it makes sense there because he is a somewhat popular governor in Pennsylvania. Very bad decision in that he's both not just Jewish but Zionist like super pro Israel and has said some pretty harsh things about not just Hamas but Palestine Palestinians in general as human beings right in the past. He said some pretty nasty things about him. Now I agree with everything he said. Right. But the people in Michigan that he needs to vote for their ticket to win in Michigan don't agree. Right. Right. It's going to be bad up in Michigan and that's that's their worst one but I guess who is she going to pick because if you need Michigan or Pennsylvania. I don't know that two chicks together at this at two chicks at the same time. Yeah maybe not. I don't know fun. I don't know what what what never probably wasn't a great selection. Not sure but for you Delco what do you know about him? He's your governor up there. I mean I don't know much because I don't live there. Yeah but you know you don't talk to the people like when Trump shit on camp the other day in Georgia I've we fucking hate him down there. So like I hate Kemp. I hate I wish that guy was gone. I hate our governor in Georgia. My parents. Why do you hate them? Yeah my parents are pretty down the middle so they're fine with them. Why do I hate Kemp? Yeah he is. So in in June he had a 63% approval rating according to the Atlanta Journal Constitution. I don't think Georgia hates Kemp. Gross dude. I doubt it. Well let me ask you to does Pennsylvania like Shapiro? Yeah. So with this they would probably win the state of Pennsylvania then correct? Eh I don't know about that. Why? It's just so late in the game. Also I if he has aspirations to be in president, be in VP in general even if you win. It's not the road. Yeah I mean he's he can't say no though. Not after all this. No there's nothing you can do. So the mayor actually leaked it. Yeah and she if you look at her she looks like she looks like a leaker too. Sure not a pusher. Definitely not a pusher yeah. We'll play the clip. Go ahead there and play it. This was from the mayor. Rewind it. Oh god. I'm a leaker not a pusher. I mean she is just an absolute animal by the way. Oh yeah. We'll get to some of it. But this job is going to do right by a labor. It's going to do right by working people. Who's the best man? His policies have not only supported working class but have set standards for progressive leadership that benefits all citizens. Building up your building trades. I B W for Kamala Harris. Montgomery County. Bucks. We're getting behind Kamala Harris Kamala Harris Kamala Harris for president and Josh Shapiro. Josh Shapiro. Josh Shapiro for vice president. Now we need you. Let us and Kamala Harris know you stand with her. Together we can do this. We are one city. One region. There you go. She posted it. Everybody freaked out and it was just like okay to me though I think this is the only choice. Maybe I mean frankly I would have reached out to Kennedy but I don't know that he would have taken it. RFK Junior yeah not a fucking million years dude. He just dumped a fucking cub in New York City. We'll get to that later. Do you just punt on Arizona I guess. Yeah I mean Kelly would have been a good choice as well because they're gonna lose Arizona. I think it has more but it doesn't Pennsylvania have more. Yes it has the most of anything that's up in the air by far. It's like 19 electoral votes. I think Georgia's 16 Arizona's like 11 and then it's real but really like the three most winnable states for Democrats or Pennsylvania Michigan Wisconsin. Yeah unfortunately they're gonna lose Michigan now because of this choice and Michigan's 15 and they're gonna lose Arizona which was a swing state which is 11 I think Arizona I'll remember. Let's see Arizona is oh it's not even on. We're not going to get it for three months after the election. Oh yeah I don't even worry about it. I mean not like I like how we're all pretending like this this is like um this is really like standing around one of those electric horse races in Vegas. Mm-hmm gambling on my guys gonna fucking win. Like it's not like it's real in any sense of the word which is why you should go to mybookie.com and use their live casino because you've got real people dealing. There you go. You have to go drinking bros doubles at first the pound of $2,000. I like the way we conduct our elections which is this fucking stupid. Right like it's none of it's real anymore it's all but it's good it's entertaining I guess and then we'll get to see what kind of war we're in I suppose. Yeah afterwards. But yeah he's Bob look up what Shapiro's had to say about Hamas he basically said that they have like um I can't remember the exact phrase he used but it was something to the effect of their two warlike so they'll never accept any kind of peace. That's great. Yeah we're gonna war baby let's do it. Well we're probably going to war we'll do that on fake news tomorrow. No no not about Hamas dude about Palestine. Palestine. About Palestinians not about Hamas that's what I'm saying it's way worse. Because with Shapiro you're really gonna bury it. No it's from a paper he wrote back of the day I think. Hang on. Oh okay I'll say I'm looking at videos right here. Play one of them. Okay here's how I'll just see it for funsies. It's Sunday night. I'll just read it to you. Palestinians will not coexist peacefully. They do not have the capabilities to establish their own homeland and make it successful even with the aid of Israel and the United States. They are too battle minded to be able to establish a peaceful homeland of their own. Now I don't know how that's going to play with all the Muslims in Michigan and in Minnesota and so on. I don't think there's a risk that they'll lose Minnesota but Michigan they're probably gonna lose now I would think so but it's you got to take the shot. This is the only person. No kept Mark Kelly would have been a good option as well. No but if you're looking at electoral college votes Pennsylvania is going to bring in more than Arizona. It doesn't very rarely does bringing on the VP from a state to bring you that state. That doesn't happen. You don't think so? No. I mean that's why you do it. That's why. Why did Biden win California? Yeah exactly. Yeah. I mean when's it when's the last time it worked? Trying to think so I actually want to work in the last time it was even relevant actually. It was who's Gore's VP? No no no it worked. Gore's from DC. No no it worked with Clinton as Gore as the D. Yeah so Clinton won Tennessee in 96. I assume in 92 as well. Yeah but Clinton won Tennessee because he didn't even Alabama as well. He won George so 92. Definitely won Arkansas. We won Arkansas. 96 he won. Clinton did? Yeah he won Georgia. Yeah. Yeah he's a he's a he's a Southern boy. Southern boy. Yeah he was great. He was a great or anything like that. That one doesn't count. Al Gore did not win him Tennessee. Uh Tennessee's usually pretty fucking red man. Let me look at it then. Dude Bush well I guess it was a blow out in 88 but Bush won Tennessee. Obviously Reagan won Tennessee both times. Yeah but I bet Jimmy Carter won Tennessee. Let me see uh that's Reagan again. We could ask him because he's still alive. Jimmy won Tennessee. Yeah exactly. So if there's a Southerner from uh if there's a Southerner running for president it doesn't matter who the VP is. A blue dog Democrat if you will. Yeah it doesn't matter. That it never it hasn't worked in any of our lifetimes is the point. And by the way Gore lost Tennessee in the 2000 election. No he was running the president way. Yeah exactly see it's lost it hasn't it hasn't worked one time in our fucking entire and it's it's another one of those um maybe it seems uh in Congress or something like that because we all seem to think that it works in the same way that we think oh being VP first will make you a good president they never get elected. Four times in all of American history has it happened. So Kerry lost uh North Carolina which is a purple and that was Edward State. Um and then I don't know I mean you get uh the Democrats have not actually. I mean we only need to talk about winners here bud. I know I'm trying to say yeah I'm there aren't winners is what I'm saying. Well actually there are but it's of deep red or deep blue states. Yeah so it doesn't this doesn't mean shit frankly. Well then let's say she loses Pennsylvania. He's the VP. How does he go back to being governor of his own state after that? Well it happens all the time when he was a really yeah and everybody's just cool with it like hey man we're fine with you as governor. We just definitely hated you as vice president. Well do you think if you think if Ron DeSantis if Trump wasn't in the picture Ron DeSantis ran for president and lost would he be welcomed back in California or in uh Florida? Of course he would they love him there. Yeah so if he's like he's got a 61% approval rating in Pennsylvania that does not mean that people are going to vote for Kamala Harris. She's down big in Pennsylvania. But if like going back to what you said about DeSantis they wouldn't he wouldn't lose Florida. That's the thing. DeSantis no no I'm not saying he would lose you're talking about if he lost Pennsylvania. Yeah. It should appear a lot if the ticket lost Pennsylvania. Yes. I don't know if it's there's not a good uh there's not a good example of that right now but no I don't think that would have any effect on anybody to be honest. Yeah I don't think so and it's there there uh the left is trying to they're they're bluffing really really hard right now. Have you noticed how hard they're bluffing on the debate thing specifically like oh Trump's afraid like I promise you he's not afraid. No like of the of all the things he is petulant sometimes and ego gets out of control doesn't really hold his tongue well you know goes to Georgia and insults everybody when he that's a state he needs to win um afraid is not on the roster of things he is so it's really dumb. I don't I agree with him though for one to do the debate on Fox the first one was on CNN. Sure yeah. He agreed to that which was shocking to me and I said that on the show is like man I wouldn't have fucking agreed to CNN for Christ's sakes yeah um right out of the gates they they lose their entire candidate and now it's like all right great can we do the other one on Fox what's the fucking issue here I don't understand. Well I mean it's now he's got a debate two different people. If I'm Trump I do both. I I do I say meet me September 4th on Fox then we'll do ABC you get the last one on your side okay and if she like bocks at that and tries to pretend that ABC right now they're trying to pretend that ABC is neutral. Trump just had last week a defamation suit against ABC go forward in federal court which means he's going to win the case like there's a literal defamation suit against that that news organ that quote unquote news organization right now so how can you possibly call that a neutral site like fuck off man and the guy who's the head of their political uh fucking talking heads over there it's yeah it's him yeah so he's named he's named like the guy who would almost certainly be one of the moderators almost right certainly is literally getting sued by Trump and the case has gone forward for defamation he's named in the suit like come on man or doing the after show so he's either going to do the after show or do he would be actually he's always one of the moderators when they do a debate on ABC. Do they have the moderators up Bob on ABC yet? Uh no yeah but he should for sure take it no matter what who does it because just let Harris riff because she'll say nothing yeah I agree so here's I'm going to show you right now how I know they're bluffing because everybody's got access to all this shit I don't believe that nobody knew that Joe Biden was a retard everybody knew right everybody is known for some time we've been talking about it since like 2018 we've been talking about it in earnest like please don't let this guy anywhere near the office since 2019 um Bob go to your twitter DMS um so here's here's Kamala talking about how she's going to fix inflation when she becomes president where was this the the first one I sent you so the one below that at the bottom uh it's noise smart being libertarian with the American flag in the right yeah yeah yeah I don't I don't remember where she was given this address but it was last week okay what else are you going to do to fix this problem with inflation all right thank you well let's start with this prices have gone up and families and individuals are dealing with the realities but there's not only everybody that bread costs more the gas costs more she's trying to fucking and we have to understand what that means so she can find something that's about the cost of living going up that's about having to stress and stretch limited resources that's about a source of stress for families that is not only economic but is on a daily level something that is a heavy weight to carry so it is something that we take very seriously very seriously and we know from the history of this issue in the United States that when you see these prices go up it has a direct impact on the quality of life for all people in our country so it's a big issue and we take it seriously and it is a priority there for what you just said what are you you stop it here because those things but holy shit yeah which you know not great if you're running president with that kind of answer but you know it makes me relate to her a little bit going up for like a group project yeah i didn't really do my part so i'm just kind of going for this kind of riff and let's not try to smooth out the edges because she is running for fucking president i know i know the other wild part is it appears as if they've been trying to hide her oh yeah purposely to not do these interviews because this is what happens and holy shit well i don't know if that's the worst one um so here she is explaining cloud storage like on the internets you know online sure sure god and play this so you're now no longer are you necessarily keeping those private files in some file cabinet that's locked in the basement of the house it's on your laptop and it's then therefore up here in this cloud that exists above us right it's no longer in a physical place so you're no longer oh my god that's still look on valley right there oh my she's talk she's literally talking to it people yeah yeah i like they're fucking children my god dude to be fair that's exactly how i explain it to people as well but i'm not running for president yeah you shouldn't be in charge of anything no and neither should she no no no no i think i like her more though because of this because of these clips what's she going to be like in a debate because the primary one was different because there was 12 candidates on the stage you only get you only get maybe 8 to 14 minutes worth of time i mean she didn't speak much at all bob i bet you can look it up how much how much time i'm sure how my harris actually talked to the 2020 the only thing that i remember i was going to say the only thing that i remember is her trashing biden saying he was a racist dead serious like that's the only thing that from my memory i can remember from her in that debate yeah it was the school bus dig um also with against pence where she's like i'm talking i'm talking yeah yeah that's right yeah she didn't actually ever answer any questions she says excuse me excuse me but mr vice president excuse me which is cool man though it's kind of funny like both i feel like both trump and kamala harris would be best served by letting the other person speak as much as possible during the debate you let the other person like themselves on fire i don't know trump did a pretty good job in the first one we'll see how he does this time i want to see ohio state play against not an fbs school you know what i mean like i need to see yeah i know what you want to see bob we're trying to keep the country from burning down real quick so yeah there's that no i'm just saying he has a layup for him because i mean the biden was as horrific as constantly you imagine like let me it's a 50 point spread but honestly if let's say if him v biden was a 50 point spread what's your honest take on him v harris what's the spread on that i don't think he can help himself he might no forget about that forget about the tone and tempo and all that shit i'm talking about just having a conversation and answering questions i think no answers really i don't think it's doubled as it's bred i i mean the answer is it's like a 40 point spread the answers he gave in that first debate he literally was like they killed babies after they're born like he said crazy shit but no one remembers because professor farnsworth was across the fucking stage now the shooting is panned but the story he's referring to he was beyond the north and sir i know exactly what you're talking about i know the virginia thing is my favorite because it's that voice that i always do it's that old southern man and we're gonna keep the babies warm and then uh once we get them out of there and take them off i think that's what he was referring to i was saying that it wasn't real yeah was that was that not a real story definitely real no yeah he north was that but he said they're doing this in states every state abortion delete like he was like they're doing this they're they are and which they didn't even do in virginia so that's the story that that guy told wasn't real no i don't know what he was saying it was like an insane i dumped a bear in central park story well that happened i would imagine who would say that if it didn't happen pull up pull up that guy by the way because it's sunday who gives a shit pull up that that that old southern guy i'd love to see that clip again depending on how that's real i don't know what new york's laws are with regard to bears but in some states that's like a twenty five thousand dollar fine and it's a big boy like ten years in prison yeah it's a big boy fine there is this it yeah so no no no i'm not talking about this guy but but did that play it but did did this ever happen then no i don't know anything about what this guy no i think this is this i think this is a cloud story speech yeah i i know what he's i've seen this before but i don't know anything about the veracity of this play real quick i just so this is a trip there was a very contentious committee hearing yesterday when fairfax county dellick cathetran made her case for lifting restrictions on third trimester abortions as well as other restrictions now in place and she was pressed by republican delegate about whether her bill would permit an abortion even as a woman is essentially dilating ready to give birth and she answered that it would permit an abortion at that stage of labor do you support her measure and explain her answer yeah and i'm you know i wasn't there uh july and i certainly can't speak for uh delegate tran but um i would tell you one uh first thing i would say this is why decisions such as this should be made by providers uh physicians uh and uh the uh mothers uh and fathers that that are involved um there are you know when we talk about third trimester abortions these are done with the consent uh of obviously the the mother with the consent of the physicians more than one physician by the way um and it's done in cases where there may be severe deformities there may be a uh a fetus that's non-bible so in this particular example if a mother is in labor i can tell you exactly what would happen um the infant would be delivered uh the infant would be kept comfortable the infant would be resuscitated if that's what the mother and the family desired and then a discussion would ensue between the physicians and the mother so so i think this was really blown out of proportion uh but again we want the government not to be involved in these types of decisions we want the decision to be made by uh the the mothers and their providers and and this is why july that legislators most of whom are men by the way shouldn't be telling a woman what she should and shouldn't be doing with her body and do you think multiple physicians should have to weigh in as is currently required she's trying to lift that requirement well i think it's always good to get uh a second opinion and for for at least two providers to be involved in that decision because these decisions shouldn't be taken lightly and and so you know i would certainly support more than one provider all right let's uh go back to the you're good to go so this never happened or or that wasn't true uh yeah all of that's true okay so what do you mean it's true they said it yeah i mean that no people there's that's a bill that was proposed obviously that's yeah piece based on a on a real case yeah there was uh there was there were people that were trying to pass bills around the country actually in 20 they're proposed 2014 and 16 i think i don't think i've seen any since 2016 but i think that's the equivalent of saying that trump a trump administration would ban abortion all around because representative crazy fuck from arkansas put a put put a bill on the floor saying like saying that abortion should not be legal at all it's like goes do you trump support let the republican thing because a crazy person fucking put it on the floor so you're saying this was just a bill and this story actually never happened uh the bill definitely didn't pass i don't think no yeah okay but there have been states that allow for third trimester abortion that's an absolute fact not all i don't believe it's blanket i believe it's like it like it said in the thing with like severe birth defects or non-viable pregnancies because abortion doesn't just mean like yeah i don't want to do it like abortion's a blanket term even if you abort a baby that was never even if a baby that's never gonna live is terminated that's considered an abortion is that real uh why who who carries uh uh uh honestly in a state that allows for third trimester termination who carries it until they're eight and a half months pregnant that's not a thing yes it is no it's definitely not that's that is retarded you would do a test early on there are some tests you don't see until later it is extremely rare in any case even when it is legal but yes it is a thing i'm telling you that's definitely not a thing so i know you've seen you've been to them with you and a lot i know you have children i have on the fucker but like like hey i can show you my 3d print when you go in for kids do you not get a 3d scan of the baby doesn't show you everything in the first trimester second trimester it's pretty god damn close holy shit i'll bring mine in i mean god damn i feel like he was living in my house at that point uh after the first trimester it's really god damn good and if there's a deformity they'll tell you uh pretty fucking easy so that i think that's what trump was referring to and like hey dude it does happen in these states there's nothing you can say about that i mean it's fucking true uh yeah but he's it's not like uh it is it is like um trying to blame somebody for something somebody in their family dead almost because bob is right about that part it's not fucking common one and two that doesn't i don't think maybe it does but i don't think it represents the position of most democrats i don't either i would be shocked if that were the case there's a chick in the chat this is i carried my terminal baby full term after finding out at 21 weeks why i don't know ask her amber i believe is the one saying it yeah why why that because yeah 21 weeks that makes sense i don't know why that makes sense why why do it then for the full term and i think what is what is viability 28 weeks 25 i think it's 25 now i believe i think it is but i think it's getting closer to 20 with modern tech and shit it is which by the way is one of the biggest lies democrats tell when they're like we only care about viability and it's like well you know viability fucking changes as science changes and they're like no no no no we don't believe in science anymore well they don't they don't know what a woman is right i have plenty of problems with democrats views on abortions i'm just saying the third trimester thing that he's saying they'll kill it after like that is the the vision that he wants to put in your head that a lot of current like crazy people want to put in your head is that some mom is fucking for whatever however many weeks pregnant and is like i don't want to do this i want to go back and party yeah yeah sure and then the vision that democrats want to put into your head is a girl who just fucking craps her baby out into a dumpster right because she didn't have access to an abortion yeah like okay cool both of those people are pieces of shit yeah it doesn't happen very early it's wow maybe it does or doesn't i don't give a shit that's just a fucking you gotta be a real people work i spend a lot of time in dumpsters and uh yeah man i don't see that man gary does too he's been looking for raccoon lily he was looking for hunter's guns actually oh well well they're in there yeah they're definitely in there um and if if it could get any fucking crazier here uh we'll go to rfk jr i didn't know this story about the bear so apparently the new yorker is about to release a hit piece on rfk jr but why i know why like honestly you know why no i don't he's gonna take votes away from kamala no he's not fucking he's not taking votes from anybody he's barely on the fucking ballot in most places um this is like honestly there is people that love him this is like game planning for a quarterback that's been out of the league for six years it doesn't make any sense yeah the people like love him are like the worst libertarians you know like we're we're it's the libertarians that would vote for chase geyser who is the libertarian national uh candidate and he's a total fucking like let's go to trans and fucking all this bullshit i didn't even know who that is yeah i don't even know who he is because he's a fucking imbecile he's just a complete useless waste waste of skin and bone but that's the vote the same people who vote for kennedy or the people vote for him i don't know man a transsexual teaching my kids how to read in a tp while taking pcp sounds oddly libertarian to me yeah yeah maybe it doesn't though because your kid can't consent to any of that yeah that's true the core libertarian is property rights and the ultimate property is your body right yeah uh so with this he's trying to get ahead of this story he does rosanne bar's podcast here and it's about him killing a bear and dumping it in central park now there's some confusion of whether or not he killed the bear or he saw the dead bear and then put it the park uh play this clip man because we just walked into this and this was trending i mean who who sees a dead bear and drags it into central park that's heavy it's heavy and it's like oh i found it like you're dragging a dead body and cops like hey what the fuck is like oh i'm holding it for a friend you know what i mean like get out of here i want to point out real quick too i think this was shot in austin oh yeah she lives oh she was supposed to say there's a beef rib right there on screens yeah he's eating somebody's barbecue uh she lives here yeah she yeah she everybody knows that she was here okay all right as long as we didn't fucking out it go ahead i was saying in a group of people okay oh god i was supposed to meet them there at like maybe eight or nine i was driving up maybe you know really early like seven and then woman and van in front of me hit a bear and killed it a young bear so i pulled over and i picked up the bear and put him in the back of my van because i was going to skin the bear and it was very good condition and i was just going to and put the meat in my refrigerator and you can do that in the car to say you can get a bear tag uh for a girl bear okay so then we went hockey and i had the bear in my car and then we had a really good day and we went late we were catching a lot of game and the people really loved it so we stayed late and instead of going back to my home in westchester i had to go right to the city because there was a dinner i had peter lugar steakhouse and at the end of the dinner it went late and i realized i couldn't go home i had to go to the airport and the bear was in my car and i didn't want to leave the bear in the car um there's no way that was real bad so then i thought you know at that time this was the little bit of the red neck and the there'd been a series of bicycle accidents in the york they had just put in the bike lanes and saw people a couple of people got killed and it was every day i don't mind any of this i'm badly injured i'm confused about it press and so i thought i wasn't drinking of course but people were drinking but they don't say that you don't say that when i wasn't drinking of course no one asked me that's when you get rid of it i said let's go put the bear in central park and it'll make it look like he got in by the bike that was fun and funny for people so everybody thought that's a great idea so we wanted that and we thought it wouldn't be a music crew who ever found it or something the next day it was like it was on every television station it was a front page of every paper and i turned on the tv and there was like mile of yellow tape and there were twenty cop cars or helicopters flying out there yeah this is the best story i've ever got maybe this is the only thing he's ever said that i like that's fucking hilarious that sounds like some of the shits and dudes in a frat window type accidents with clubs on lifting up the bike and they're saying they're going to take this up too all but hey they're a favorite friend i was worried because my friends were all over that bike uh oh my god luckily um the uh the story died out after a while and uh and it stayed dead for a decade and um the new yorker somehow found out about it and they just they're gonna do a big article on me and that's one of the articles so they asked me the fact record is that you know it's going to be a bad story oh man that's really funny that's one way really funny he clarified my only real concern was the legality of the situation not that i give a fuck about the law especially not in New York New York to gay as shit but just for the story sake right yeah uh if you can get a tag and then scan the thing because bare pelts are pretty expensive right and they're kind of dope if you've ever had a bare rug um and then it's not gonna work out so we're just gonna stage a prank in central park i'm obviously into that yeah um and now i don't i think they may have been he's one he's lying about not being drunk he was definitely drunk hammered only a fucking drunk person would even have that idea much less fucking follow through with it you don't say that oh by the way it was obviously not drinking unless you were drinking i wasn't smoking crack but everybody was smoking crack over here um so that's that part's bullshit but it is that's really funny i just don't wow i don't know that i don't know that i agree with the assumptions they made to get there now uh we might be the wrong group of people to ask here sure but the average central park attendee walks down a trail and sees a fucking giant dead bear with a bicycle leaned up against it and there that's gonna be a good time for them or something i don't the only thing that's really funny here like true well no everything's funny but the only thing that's odd here is you're like oh man yeah he wasn't drunk maybe he was drunk or whatever he did this when he was 60 yeah yeah it wasn't this wasn't 10 years ago this wasn't a frat boy move this was like nine and a half years ago this is so good dude it's fucking great yeah i like it i mean it definitely makes me like him more like in the same way when i found out george w bush crashed his car into the front of somebody's house drunk as fuck yep it's like i'm voting for him yeah i'm on a percent right this by the way is the only thing i really want is to donate to rfk because you can win a day falconing with him what is so one of the things he said during that whole fucking monologue was about how they had caught a lot of game that day so falconing isn't just like sending it out and then catching it like letting it land back on your arm huh apparently it's fucking shit up yeah you guys that right it gets goes and gets like rabbits and mice or oh my god and like and maybe like uh probably birds like doves or something i bet you dove heart with it and shit i'd be down i didn't know that yeah that'd be dope that'd be fun as fuck but him at the top of that story just casually dropping in i was fat i was out of that without falconing that day it was like yeah like like you know that's a normal fucking day you know like what you do on the weekends falconing i mean look at this photo it's an insane photo it's a great photo if you were a real falconer and you had a falcon like that that's a great thing how much does it cost to go falconing you get to go with Cheryl too you falcon and whale watch oh wait no you see a falconer she enjoyed falconing you can whale watch with them in hawaii 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mean her mom sergeant shriver is the dad yeah uh unis kennedy unis and he was she was uh one of edden bobby and jack's uh sisters right she yes so she was she was joe seniors child yeah so short snake was married to his niece basically yeah yeah yeah so there's a bunch of these mother fuckers out there i don't think it would have been bobby was too busy man he was doing shit he was trying to save the world he was not not that he would have done it he was a leftist but uh yeah yeah i think looking but you're right it's got to be a family or just doesn't say in there i don't think it was bobby all right well now that we're really thinking about this you're right i don't think bobby at the time i think after the election we can probably get him on the show he's probably too busy right now well hang on when did bobby get his fucking brain's blown out 79 no no 60 in the 60s or 68 69 i think on was it 68 or 69 was it before the the moon hold on it was before the moon yeah i know that i want to say it was 1968 robert kennedy uh 68 yeah june june sixth same as d-day 1968 yeah he got uh often a kitchen i got to see it didn't they let that dick out of jail syrian syrian uh i think he got denied yeah the other one got out yeah uh musician the super sweet musician oh the one that but reagan didn't die though oh it's right so it was only attempted but even p- fuck it even attempted you need a fucking to jatee in the chat five bucks uh falcon reuses small doglike terriers to taste critters out of the burrows and the falcon uh does its job it's pretty dope that does sound fun dixie rex gave us 50 bucks and said uh for the drinking bros to party we're already partying here we're already drinking tonight um i'm gonna say he got his head blown off before he falconed with him so it's got to be another relative yeah i mean how old was bobby jr how old was rfk jr so with he got offed in 68 like i said he would have been probably nine so it was probably after his dad he probably somebody in the family took him out falconing to get over his dad getting his brains blown out actually wait what year was rfk killed 68 so rfk jr was uh 14 oh okay maybe then maybe they falconed together who taught him this god damn it dude now i'm sad for for the real rf okay oh here we go in 2000 i'm still fucking assessing a falconer said it was an assistant on rehiring oh okay so he was already a falconer so he i mean he the river keepers yeah is um now we're getting somewhere what is this hold on is that a fucking group dude repeal legislation 104th congress that he considered unfilling to the environment he worked with he wrote a book called the river keepers a history of the early river keepers and a primer for the water keeper movement uh in 2000 a majority of river keepers bored sided with kennedy when he insisted on rehiring william wedner a wildlife lecturer and falcon trainer so it could have been later another thing that he did later in life damn it man do you still want to have him on the show after this story uh not i mean yeah but we're gonna argue and i'm gonna tell him he's stupid about this the political should he believes yeah but this this is fun we've got fun stories he's a falconer he's fucking dropped off a bear in central part yeah that's i know he's not gonna win the election but he'll be a fun show i'd hang out with the guy probably but he's anti-gun and oh god that's gonna be a problem for me gotcha at least you'll ask him about it he'll answer any fucking question by the way i've seen a bunch of these podcasts uh that he's he's done and then go against you know whatever he believes in whatever he'll at least sit and answer the fucking questions i'll give him that um but yeah the falcon reshit like god if there was a dollar amount bob or we could like ebay we could figure this fuck out then yes i would outbid it and do it i'd go falconing with him for the day and shoot it it'd be fun dude and we could really get down to brass because i bet she he does blow and everything else all those kennedy's raged so i bet he's a good time in real life for sure for sure uh Cheryl hines is fun she's a lovely lady person so you can weigh it well you can whale watch with them and i'm gonna fuck about whale watch dude me neither i could i can do that with anybody like it doesn't go to my house and watch dolphins in north carolina if we go whale watching bobby's not actually doing anything it's not like he can fucking look at stuff better than me or and with the waves with how loud it is out there you're not gonna be able to hear his voice yeah there's one in the distance but if he's launching a falcon and he's ripping people's eyeballs out of their of their heads yeah i'm 100% in on that and if a falcon comes back and then drops the eyeballs into my hand let's fucking go here i'll show you his falconry hype video real quick oh he's got a hype video stop it yeah careful with the music yeah let's let's see it is he is it's uh like that by uh future and kendrick tomorrow my uncle president kennedy was in the white house at that time and a lot of people were talking about them a lot and i read a book about cam a lot about the young king arthur called the once in future king by th y and th y was a british falconer and so he had a chapter in that book about young king arthur and learning falconry and i read that it was very very detailed and uh and to me absolutely riveting and i told my dad and mom that that's what i wanted to tell so you don't falcon would just falcons either like you use hawks and other birds of prey in my life since then that i have because these are not all falconry what about a horse just run up and kick something death but like there's a there's just like a herd of goats down there and the horse runs down and kicks them well dude could you imagine doing this with that one eagle that kills deer oh yeah or it's eagly from uh peacemaker you ever watch peacemaker yet she had a watch it it's really funny so we get a kill shot here in a second show you uh there's one but bang oh it's just a fucker right i think it's like a duck or something yeah it's like it would not be dull i would see my falcon would have bling the same thing i might even put spinning rims on that thing i put a chain on it yeah and it's kind of like being allowed to hunt with a wolf pack if the wolves would actually allow you to go out with them and follow them and observe them at close hand it's this really sort of atavistic partnership or you're dealing with this wait look at that lady's eyes right there look at that pause on that lady's eyes holy shit so whatever they killed she's absolutely freaked the fuck out right now it was her other kid the falcon killed the other baby dude she's like damn i didn't like that one that's good holy shit dude which is by the way the only legal way to have a fourth trimester abortion yeah with the falcon as with the falcon now for me i want to be this rich where i i can start doing shit like this because let's face it this isn't a poor man's yeah hobby that should be your goal instead of having a dollar amount of money that you want that you can just like i'm i don't want to lambo or anything else i want to i want to own a falcon goal the goal should be to have a completely ridiculous and unacceptable answer when somebody asks you what you're doing this weekend yes yes that that's what real wealth is i'm all your falcons commercial jesus great great i remember we did uh for for the media company when we did the life insurance policy and jared goes in there and they go say hey what do you want to you know do after this and everything else with black rifle and he goes man i'd really just love to race cars to the fucking life insurance people they were like i'm sorry what and he's like yeah i would like to be a professional uh car racer that's literally one of the questions on the form yes are you planning on racing cars or jumping out of airplanes and blah blah yep yep and the answer's no by the way no matter what always they know no matter what the real answer always they know if you're getting one of those things and i'm just i'm in the other room and i'm listening to this and i'm like oh my god dude are you a fucking retard like no just say no uh and then cut to yeah what does he do he's fucking racing cars um endlessly jesus what was the last it wasn't like 40 hours or some fucking crazy thing it was out of like nine states i mean he does shit over at uh rally ready all the time but yeah there was one that was no desire for that pretty much cross-country no desire for that but i want to falcon for sure like that seems like an enjoyable thing go out into the woods no cell phone coverage no internet no nobody bothering you it's just you and your falcon killing things yeah and if one of your kids pulls out a phone or ipad or something you just send a falcon after grabs the phone or the ipad dumps it in the lake and then claws that motherfucker's eyes out rip it right out of their hands like well with one pause or whatever it's called one claw claw talon talon claw i don't know what it is talon talon talon well talon is just a nail though right what's the whole foot coal just a foot foot is a claw i think yeah claw so let's say claw right okay one claw grabs a device the other claw slashes it across the eyes yeah one eye at a time so you get two shots uh by the way i saw this thing over the weekend i want to ask you about it we're going to fucking war is that real uh bob if you want to look up as i think i it's sj res 106 i think when i saw there was something from lazy graham would be two words there was something from Lindsey Graham too and i was just like well that's what this is so it is okay so it's it's in committee it's a resolution to authorize war with a ran right now yeah and and when did this get past or it hasn't been passed it's in committee right now i just got put up into committee so we'll see i don't i don't know if it actually there are no co-sponsors no it's just Lindsey Graham yeah he's just like i don't know if i don't know if it's like every time people get too close to finding out he's gay he's like well war yeah war he's trying to hide it yeah he's got he's got like glitter on the side of his neck i was like now don't look at that we're going to war i have no idea it's him and cori booker he went way too grown men who are single no kids no Tim's got just got married he's off he's off the board Tim Scott was until fucking he like honestly did he actually get married or is he just engaged yeah he well he was engaged he might get divorced out that he's not going to be the vp he just got married over the weekend congratulations Tim look at that is it a white one oh i got a white one yeah yeah she's kind of cute yeah i'm a white one sure is good she wants that power good for Tim look at the way he's walking too that's a straight man uh no i mean look straight very super straight man the the huge jackman walker the right hand is pretty gay i would not let a woman hold my hand like that like holding hands fine but not like not like this i think Tim looks fabulous i think he looks fabulous way to go Tim we're all super happy for you there i'm glad he got himself a wife because now you know he looks less gay you know it's funny zoom in on that picture again Bob there's not a lot of black people there and he's black uh well there's the one in the foreground on the right that's all i see one out of ninety that's weird there's another one in the background over her right shoulder okay uh there's a crazy look in jewish dude all right two two black guys this means confirmed he finally lost his virginity sure did well did somebody go into the room with them i yeah i don't know if they did the bed check yeah i want a bed check for the consummation i bet i bet she's pregnant in like an hour dude congratulations yeah good she's she's a good-looking lady good for him good for him good for tim is good for super straight uh tim scott uh but the thing that i'm reading here and this is for take it for what it's worth is the jewell Jerusalem post this is iran is expected to attack israel as early as monday us officials arrive in the middle least why uh i don't care about israel me neither that's their that's their war yeah like hey whatever you guys want to do you want to do by the way an update on before we get into this too deep um an update on the uh unclean chick mahabad that those nine eleven yeah those plea deals all got wiped out oh they did yeah secretary of defense loyd austin said no no shit um probably because they were like uh dude like we let you have all your fucking weird trans people and what not but you can't do this come on now all right can't do that one so austin finally got a dub yeah but we're sending a bunch of uh we're sending a bunch of fucking warplanes and shit over to the middle least now we're we're deploying a bunch of people like 4 000 people i think and you know that for a fact let's see we're sending one ship uh one ship with 2200 marines from the 24th marine expeditionary unit um buncha and and then there are already six uh navy destroy destroyers in the middle least virgin uh we're gonna redeploy some of those over there um yeah we'll have we'll have like four to five thousand people over there plus a bunch of planes what is a destroy i've actually always wanted to say i don't know really what what is a destroyer's capability from like sea to land um you mean like you mean like launching yeah yeah ships or ordinance ordinance uh it's pretty good i mean it depends on on uh the loadout and shit like that but um i don't think they have any the ones is is fucking uh beer worth in the chat he would know about this but there there's mc cal says uh they're sending the lincoln the uss lincoln uh yeah that's right yeah um there's 2200 marines there's a bunch of other like navy people on there that to keep the boat running and shit but there's 2200 marines uh so basically a division of marine or not a division but uh uh battalion of marines brigade maybe i don't know how they distribute shit let's see um i know they've got crews missiles let me look it up actually uh two battalions of marines would be about two between two and four okay just one of my google search modern destroyers carry about displaced by eight thousand tons blah blah let's see what they fucking destroyer because obviously they've got a couple guns but i assume like any like a missile payload or whatever would be the main situation uss lincoln um lincoln's an aircraft carrier yeah that that one's going as well but it's got let's see hold on destroyer payload i want to look i want to find out about this because it's going to make my dick hard um it's rare we get to see you with a boner live on air okay so 90 missiles 90 i would i would assume cruise missiles um it's going to have anti-surface warfare so it's they they have i mean the stuff that you would launch at the actual ground um they would have tomahawks and crews missiles uh they'd have plenty of surface to air missiles as well um they've got the uh the missile defense system as well which is kind of like that it's the um i don't know what kind of gun it is i've never actually been on one of these things but it's like a a many gun or something that uses triangulation the rockets coming in just smacks that this guy i wish we had a navy guy in here i don't know too much about this stuff uh so serious question we get a dead guy in office who is making the calls if we actually go to war um fuck i don't know how does that work is it the secretary of defense no no only only congress is authorized to declare war they've never done it we're just doing it anyways so if we go we're we're just gonna go now the secretary of defense yeah can can order stuff yeah with with from advice that the president provided congresses agreed to it yeah okay yeah but that's okay here we go scary man so it's a weird one uh 54 mark 45 mod at one half so 127 millimeter guns um lightweight gun phalanx uh ciws i'm sure there's a way to say that they have 25 millimeter cannon um duh duh duh high energy laser closing weapon system uh david wagner saying in the chat here um let's see the phalanx as uh frightening me has said here in the chat DDG 62 um naval strike missile there's our harpoon missiles uh or i'm sorry they they replaced the harpoon missile mark 41 vertical launching system i don't know what any of the shit means uh david ariel on the chat is saying a tomahawk toa which is uh no it's pretty dangerous nope that that her life is over now did you uh bill mar asked her to do a second please please fucking creep god what a piece of shit he is uh yeah so tomahawk cruise missiles um ass rock uh missiles and r u m 139 i don't know what kind of ordinance that is uh it's made by lackey though uh yeah it can blow a lot of shit up there's there's one version i don't know if it's in in uh service but they have a tungsten railgun that shoots a 65 piece 65 foot long piece of tungsten and i believe that it has the same um uh the same same energy uh what would you call it yield as a two and a half kiloton nuke without any of the fallout so you just wipe out a half mile radius that would be so fun to watch so but no but no radiation from what's from what i'm reading most of our destroyers or something called the rla birc class but then we have three of these fucking spaceship destroyers that looks like a tesla cyber truck yeah called the zoom wall class i don't know that's the one with the the railgun i think it's fun let's let's let's do it uh but would this help or hurt them if they went to war right now who's they who's the them democrats in this situation um i don't think it helps i mean how how's it going to help because again they need uh they need fucking palestine people to vote for them to win this election and if they start launching fucking bombs at Arab countries then that's not going to be a good look for them even though there's a full-on revolution starting in uk right now um so i've heard that so somebody wanted me to ask you about uh that dm's i mean before before we came here how close is it like what what's happening in the city i don't know man i mean like how i don't i'm not there so i don't know but it's there's like people are are running through the streets setting fucking hotels that were set aside for immigrants they just burned them to the ground they burned down mosque all kind of shit any any video this but i'd love to see it which is kind of interesting because the kid so it all it all started with a when this 17 year old black kid stabbed some little girls or some shit yeah he walked into uh like a ballet place and uh there was like you know 26 little kids learning ballet yeah so he stabbed and killed i think three little girls and then uh but his parents are like they're christian they just happen to come from africa right okay so a lot of people are like well why are you going after muslims and that's a reasonable question to ask on the surface but the second question or the set my response to that would be unchecked illegal immigration and people whose culture doesn't match up with ours are fucking murdering and raping people all over the goddamn country right now that's why they're pissed it doesn't matter if the dude is african or middle eastern or from or if he's muslim or christian nobody and good good for them for not even stopping to ask the question right some invaders came into my country and fucking killed little girls and now we're gonna fuck them up that seems reasonable to me it is time for a new crusade i've been saying this a lot lately uh play this video here bob i haven't seen this oh shit this is going down huh yeah i mean i don't know why you would uh smash up to these cards and stuff that doesn't make me sense but you know riots by the way can i show you the most dystopian part of this whole thing let me go back a second why he's filming on i guess snapchat and a little thing pops up you know i need for this role and it's like hello you are filming harett shut the fuck up you're about to think about that like yeah you are online so that's where we're at bob it's where we're at it's pretty funny they're also claiming i guess there's like a two-tier police system when it comes to like how they treat immigrants compared to how they treat why people know well that is true we've had uh people on the show and i i know i said it in the past but i'd share i was talking about two where it's just like they don't go into the neighborhoods so whatever happens there the police just do not go into those neighborhoods anymore here they are outside of a mosque i believe okay and an aldie hey but all these over there it's a european story oh shit i never liked it never liked aldie we have one in north carolina wasn't a fan uh aldie is the sister store of trader jose and it was founded by two brothers who like split off and did their own i like trader jose whoever did that's the winner trader jose garbage it's better than oldies everything in trader jose is fucking poison it's like free trade poison congratulations mom but it's it's better than at least whole foods has actual whole foods bob i just sent you a video to your dms and twitter well whole foods above everybody but i'm just talking about in this particular match up here because oldies is like a like a dent now fucking bean can so this is why people are pissed because right now the fucking prime minister of england is getting on tv threatening everybody we're gonna fucking prosecute you and this is terrorism and blah blah blah even the fucking chief of police or whatever the gay ass word for it in england is uh was like we're gonna fucking do this this just don't accept old make it a little tech talk video or something about himself this is relatively recently here where muslims are fucking destroying people in the streets and the cops are standing by a watch one a two there's no fucking international outrage right there's no international outrage there's no fucking prime minister getting on fucking late night tv saying you got to stop no it's just fucking muslims attacking white people because they don't give a fuck about that uh it's the chum trumbler of the bobbies is the term you're looking for oh is that what it is chum trumbler well i know way a night stick is is referred to as a truncheon so yeah i've actually got one of those do you really have a truncheon a big time oh that's nice i don't know yeah it's it's got it's full on lead buddy play this video attacks on the police wanton violence alongside racist rhetoric so no i won't shy away from calling it what it is so they go they get stir right thuggery yeah okay fuck this is muslims attacking white people in the streets and this is him in the bottom right corner talking about how all white people are attacking muslims this week i know how frightening he didn't say a goddamn thing last week when the shit was going down i want you to know but this violent mob do not represent our country it sure does and we will bring them to justice this is there like fucking they're going to try to spend this the way that america tried to spend january sex in a lot of ways and i just want to remind you of a few things just a few things about you know you've heard of the crusades right and what's the general bob what would you say the general uh thinking globally about the crusades is especially from like a democrat oh bad bad we certainly get uh the christians certainly get an unfair share of the blame on that sure look i'm going to i'm going to give you a brief list of countries that muslims invaded before the first crusade before the first time anybody fucking actually reacted to it from europe syria libya lebanon pout pout the pout city region jordan all those countries france germany england shit huh all those countries were invaded not wait what did that not england not england excuse me not england spain yeah spain excuse me the moors uh all of north africa grease all of north africa turkey turkey was greek originally it is there's there's a list of about 17 or 18 countries that were fucking christian countries that were invaded by muslims no not before the first crusade was launched not even just christian too uh india and yeah but when we don't care about india do the smells this dinks fair enough even per even iran stinks iran is not original they are they are they're a zorro astrian yeah they're persians man the persians just kind of went with islam because it was the prudent thing to do then they got to the point where they're going to go for eastern europe and uh Vlad the impeller was like nah yeah now he impaled a couple people as vladzer want to do apparently uh yeah but that's like this isn't new it isn't new that one group or another tries to exert uh assert dominance over each other right and take their territory it's still going on now this time the fucking muslims have just decided that they're gonna fucking prey on toxic empathy they're gonna fucking sneak into people's countries and then out breed them it's a war no matter how it fucking goes down that's still a war they you got to get them the fuck out of here get them out i agree uh get them out but this is happening everywhere so this isn't just england ireland's going through it right now scotland scotland i mean it's the it's all of europe so the interesting thing about europe is it's mostly african muslims there there's a lot of there's a bunch of palestines some middle easterners in the u.s it's mostly samalians and middle easterners and then latin americans as well right so um we don't care so much about most of the latin americans because they're all catholic right so they at least understand something about right and wrong if you're gonna build a crusade get us more troops yeah man i mean that's like if you want to fuck here here's the deal if you are from el salvador and it sucks down there right fucking sucks you're trying to come to a real country and be a citizen of a real country two two things one assimilate into american culture right we don't we don't fucking act like retards here we don't do that stupid bullshit uh you know two for every for every uh muslim you deport from our country you you got to do it yourself you got to handle the financing and everything but for ever when you get out of here you get another family member in the country boom boom boom boom right you want your brother you want your sister you gotta get these two out of here get this motherfucker out of here yeah it's up to you yeah i mean while the u.s government lot um this is going to be on fake news tomorrow but i i fucking kid you not there's two stories that are on fake news tomorrow that one of them i'm breaking uh that and it's about ice fucked up and now all the people here legally aren't getting watched anymore well i'll talk about that more tomorrow okay um but the the truly crazy one is the u.s the u.s government accidentally sent the town uh the taliban of fuckload of money like accidentally really yeah a bunch like i don't know how the wrong wire number no well no it wasn't the wrong wire and i was the right wire number they just weren't supposed to send the money and it's a bunch so we'll talk more about that tomorrow as well okay but that's what we're up to that's what the united united states is under attack people are fucking 20 million mother fuckers over the last like 15 years have illegally come into this country one we have no idea where any of them are don't even we don't really care to be honest nobody's tracking on any of it um and they're out breeding us and they're fucking murdering and raping people it's like cool let's get some money that's you know what we're gonna do we're gonna pay terrorists on accident a lot of women were asking out to the last show when are you gonna start breeding when are you gonna get out there and start to start dropping loads um working on it okay yeah just start and just not pull out you know uh that might just be the plan actually now that we're fucking going to start making real money off of this uh these companies i might just go full elon to get like 18 girls pregnant why not dude if you want new tips why not will you let me know no bob i don't want tips from you i don't miss every time it don't exactly it's a baby comes out it's fucking ridiculous did you plan yours bob like with the with the dates and everything on a calendar uh we've had app two out of the three were not with an app but two out of three were planned soft planned like we were just like i guess we should try and then bit yeah and then one with the old wise tales right uh yeah we tried for a girl this time and we kind of like there's no real way to try but we did like the old wives taylor stuff to try to like make maybe what is it i have a girl and i i didn't think girl girls the swimmers are stronger but have and have more stamina yeah they're marathoners yeah so like if you if you fucked like four or five days before ovulation you're more likely to have a girl basically which is we did that and then uh on top helps as well i guess gravity helps uh beat down the men a little bit oh you got to go mesh yeah dude no no no no no no she's on girl buddy she's on okay so uh male sperm are uh sprinters interesting yeah interesting and i think the female sperm also live longer if i'm not mistaken that might be true too yeah um but yeah so it's essentially just giving them a sort of uh physical advantage any way you can cut i mean it's the only way a woman's gonna get a physical advantage if you give them one right yeah sure is too sure it's like out of here uh but yeah out of out of my three bob i didn't think anything of it so i have no i can you remember just out there dropping loads yeah that's it dude just dropping loads and uh and doing my best for america so we got three honkeys out of me you know i've done my part i don't care what the race of the people are if if uh are if americans have more american babies that's what i want oh i'm saying no i'm gonna get raised as americans no i understand i'm white so i knew they were gonna be honky i just don't give a shit about that that doesn't matter to me what i care about is cultural american that's what i care about same that's it yeah even the fucking Mexicans who come in here legally like dude i have a appreciative and i mean it's it's awesome i have a shitload of muslim friends that are cultural americans dudes who are pipe headers in the afghan army during the gwad a bunch of them are over here and they like if you tried to start some shit with america they would fuck you up oh yeah they love this country that's it that's that's the only fucking standard nobody cares what race or religion or any of that shit you are uh but these people that are coming over now waving fucking palestinian flags and shit i mean honestly i should start a company that sells palestinian flags and it has a little tracking device on it and the dude just shows up mexican dude like hey i want to live here bud sorry about your bad luck picks you up throws you into the fucking ocean get out that's a great idea man god damn right it is because you could geotrack it and then just be like oh it was that fucking guy this guy's gonna support palestinian fuck you you're gone dude yeah you're out of here yep i don't need to deal with you anymore it was like the type of thing too i like to to the point like it's it's just obnoxious like it's fine if you like you know miss your food or whatever there's certain i want people to bring a certain part of their culture and right because you don't you want tacos right you want that type of shit but i want all of garden i want tacos i don't want cartels right here exactly like you want you want certain parts of their culture but not other parts of their culture but it was like when i was in college i would see people wearing like different like i would see people wearing like k state shirts they're going from can see my dad went there like bitch you were on missouri's campus like get the fuck out of here with that shit yeah it's crazy man oh it's absolutely fucking crazy and i but i do feel like america's coming back i feel like we're we're getting it back a little bit it's it's we're reorganizing right now so a lot of um middle-class white people women and men with low testosterone are moving to the left and black people are moving to the right latinx are moving to the right and the white people who want to be left alone are getting far more right than they probably need to be right but that's how it works so even the the ratings for the olympics like people or gangbusters right now um i mean through the fucking roof i think there is a sense of pride for america and all the other shit i really do the only thing i've really been i i haven't watched any of the olympics except for i started watching the pole vault oh with that guy after after that dude's giant hog fucking made him lose a medal that sucks pull it up bob i mean i guess a dong on him dude my god i guess you're winning in life one way or the other right yeah either win a medal or you got your fucking the entire world knows you have a giant dick now it's awesome dude uh yeah play the video here bob on screen i don't know if we can play it yes you can uh it's uh it's everywhere this would be see though oh oh you're right you're right fuck man they're dicks about everything all right we'll just pause that i tell what bob just pause it right there right there yeah right there look at that this is how you show that one that's his classic dick my god it looks like he's smuggling a banana yeah out of out of the cafeteria so the whole world now knows i don't know the guy's name i just know that he's from france he's got a giant dick hogfather yeah no need at that point good for him you know the other guy to the uh the turkish shooter um he's a stud fucking cat dude he's got like he's got like a wife and two kids and a bunch of cats or some shit no the wife left him for the butcher oh good for him yeah he looks a lot happier now to be honest the memes of this guy uh he already got a deal out of it yeah it showed up on my facebook he's doing uh some camera uh from over there and he's talking about how great the camera is he said uh i don't camera so great that i i don't even need to hold it to my face he said i don't need any special glasses i'm a natural shooter that's what he said look at him he's just and he's got his hand in his pocket well you do that oh really some people do not everybody does what a lot of people do a lot of more set does it like you put your hand in your pocket to uh while the reason i i do when i shoot one hand at some time the competition is back in the days so i'm not fucking leaning one way or the other with it it just keeps it right up against your body no shit um because bob pulled the uh the china men who did it he's got like some back contraption oh that's a rifle though this is a pistol uh yeah but he's in he was in the same competition and it was weird to fucking see like he's got all this shit on him that's on it well did that guy have a fucking flintlock what the hell was that shit all right keep going you've seen it Delco just go to the same guy but then there's comparison there's comparisons yeah there was a meme going around of uh of what it's like there it is oh my god so what can so shit describe this to the audience here because i don't know what i have no idea what's going on it looks like there's um one of the eyes is covered so it's not to be distracted maybe i don't i don't know i don't that that's the only thing that makes sense to me i don't know else who you would use any of that shit it's very bizarre right and he ended up winning i think gold because the turkish guy got silver that's a woman right there okay this is a chick but they were all using this shit they were all using this shit and like i don't really get why and what kind of gun is that i like it looks like an old timey british gun that that we use in revolutionary i don't know it looks like something made out of uh what do you call that shit uh an erector set or something it's why it looks like uh there's guns people used to talk about it used to be murder used for murders a lot in like the uk it was in a movie with conferral actually you can just make like a single use single shotgun you get a bullet and then you like but you put it on pipe in a piece of wood and it's just like one single uh injector or whatever to to spark it is this so they don't get mass shooters at the olympics eh what do you just give a dude a fucker baby if you just give a dude a fucking glock could you imagine yeah i mean it would be really funny not not funny but it would be crazy if this guy just turned around and killed him it killed somebody in the audience yeah i mean you would have to i don't know that that at that distance what what is this like a 22 short or something like that i don't and i don't know if you could even kill somebody from like 80 feet away or however far away they are but can you imagine if there was a real shooting team with like real guns like a fucking 308 rifle or some shit like that and then it's like next up from palace dying like oh shit no we got to get out of here uh what's the picture on the on the right bub was that him arriving that's oh so he just literally rolled up like that and then boom got a silver medal what a fucking gangster dude what uh people were asking you never seen anybody put their offhand in their pocket to throw darts and shit before no no that's that's pretty common but with this guy here uh so the the rumor is it well that he confirmed it later because they were like oh man it was the the butcher i guess his wife left him for the butcher and he did this just to kind of feel some happiness inside and uh he said he did get to keep the dog and he goes the the story about the woman keeping the dog was untrue and he posed with a dog afterwards so we did get to keep the dog but the wife did leave him for the butcher and this was a nice little thing that he just wanted to do of uh going to the olympics and winning a medal which is rad i think he was a cat i i saw a dog on facebook but it is both but oh he's got two he's got two yeah good for him he's gonna do okay though i think wait do you do is that that cat from men in black that has the whole universe around its fucking neck there what is that it might be it's a little bell you just let them know where it is a little cute bell oh maybe he could take the cat to the olympics but not the dog you know the bell is actually he practices shooting in the dark on the cat uh be great be great he would win though he'd blow that fucking cat away in ten seconds oh no you don't even see the cat shoot before though that's true good looking dude though uh i think he's gonna do all right he's gonna do all right uh yeah i mean he'll probably he he won i don't know what his religion is i mean it's probably muslim but turkey it looks like a doctor or something maybe erduan is kind of a fucking lunatic muslim so i'm just thinking about if the government's gonna sling plus at him probably not probably not he'll have to go find it himself yeah uh now's the point of showing it to the drinking bro of the week you can submit at drinking bros.com while you're over there uh grab some merch we got yard signs here convicted felon bomb if you want to bring it up and then you can also submit for drinking bro the week it'll be emailed to us live on air and we'll read it we typically don't do sunday shows but uh flight got canceled and i was late i was uh about four and a half hours late on friday we usually record the show on friday but we don't miss we're for the fucking people here pop that up on on screen there uh these are pre-sale and they're selling a shit ton i wanted to ask you do we have enough of these oh we have plenty out and we'll order more if they run out keep buying them awesome and then uh lastly here uh we are working on a drinking bros app now i've seen the the first uh test of it there's a message board that is unfiltered over there and apparently you can just say whatever you want in the post any picture you want to yes i uh i gotta say it's dangerous we had that at total friday back oh shit did you how did it turn out it did not last uh it on apple well we had an app but i'm saying we had message boards too yeah yeah but but so what was your app on apple yeah and then you got a message board tell tell me what happened because i'm going back and forth with this guys right now a porno dump yeah we don't care we don't care about that did did apple new kid or did you guys i never got nukes by apple okay great yeah yeah yeah i mean look the the we kept the message boards off the app because you did because the message boards were a straight up porno dump well we're not doing that i mean it was more than porn yeah i know it was more than porn but it was a lot of well you can't post videos on this so yeah i was but it was like pics of like it was like the type of shit i would show you to make you puke really look man that's on you that's on you you can mute that person because the guy goes hey do you want to have an admin for this and i was like no i kind of just want to see what happens and he goes all right man good to need one i would i would recommend an admin really yeah i would recommend asking a listener to do uh to run admin on that well we have them on facebook right now but the problem is so like here's the the honest thing with ours and and why the first page got nuked people were just showing their gun picks where they were like hey man i just bought a sweet gun right at him at the range yeah i'm calling each other words that friends call each other that apparently aren't great i don't know what to tell you anyway it's common uh it'll be ready here in like five or six weeks and it'll have all of it on there the podcast the the the store rdaf a message board all the things that we've dreamed about forever uh it appears that it's going to happen but now after hearing bobs story am i going to see like fucking 80 dick pics in a row is that where we're headed yeah and also uh our uh to to that point our uh former co-host softcore history jake worked at the chive for a while they also have message boards and it's just like dude it's a lot of gnarly shit all right yeah i would i would ask somebody to to watch the walls we'll see how it goes we'll see i'm not at all worried about that let's see how it goes but yeah it'll be up and at them and then you don't don't worry about duckerberg anymore all right uh let's get to the drinker bros of the week two people submitted at the same time so fuck it i'll just read it uh drinker bros submission this was uh come on man dandria bobo montana bobo is a stage name probably uh dandria bobo oh no i think it's dandria bobo and then they're from montana they didn't say they're from montana okay you're from montana a few years uh ryan bobo and uh living active uh military 15 years plus space force unicorn with all the soft experience great dick better finances allows me to be the best mom and not worry about any of that outside world shit great husband and father i know ryan bobo this is a real person uh so that's his wife dandria bobo okay great um yes i we know ryan he's fucking awesome uh he's in drinking bros sports and uh and he posts all the time and uh i love that dude so i actually know who this is uh dandria yes he is a great man and uh and cheers cheers to ryan bobo uh next up was uh drink and bros submission darrick Sinclair from new york um it says uh since jessie was lit inks it was an ongoing joke on ron's penterson revolution uh jessie my wife's mom told her that she was mexican her entire life until she got the what was it the 23 and me done uh yeah it was 24 and a half i think for them it sure was and it turned out it was indeed not mexican and it was italian so she didn't find that out until her late 30s which was a fun game uh so the person they're living is uh rodney he's definitely living um so on wednesday 7 31 24 so shit you're looking four days ago five days ago tsa security manager rodney last name withheld tackled a man and it helped to detain a man with a loaded nine millimeter hand gun in his backpack uh the man put on his backpack in the x-ray and it was diverted once the handgun was uh diverted awaiting law enforcement response once the guy noticed his backpack was separated he jumped on the on the rollers reached over the plexiglass barrier grabbed the backpack and began running rodney led the charge along with several other tsa officers rodney delivered the initial blow while other tsa offers officers were able to separate the bag and hold the man until police arrived uh i work as an explosive specialist at laguardia airport i've known rodney for many years and he's an awesome dude uh and the video can be found oh shit we got video this fucking shit god damn dude all right um fuck i don't think we can show this right now sorry uh the video link you sent me is uh incorrect now but i'm sure it updated for uh looks like a local news channel there in new york but uh cheers cheers to you rodney and uh and if we ever see you out there in these streets uh we'll give you a hug dude and a free 12 pack if we're carrying it uh all right closes outs university michigan cans are done uh they will be launched here in they'll probably arrive in like two uh to two and a half weeks up there a lot of people have been DMing me about the stories regarding university of michigan and the allegations that are going to happen this week we'll chat we'll chat about that and drink a bro sports tomorrow we'll save that for uh for that because it's just as wild as we thought it was and then a university at lonoy cans uh are printing on tuesday morning so this was a shit ton so this was the first round that rent uh lonoy cans uh prints on tuesday and those will be shipped out and they'll be in that state uh for the opening game which danson and i will be at on august 29th at university of lonoy we're still looking for a tailgate there it is we don't know anybody's champagne the best flavor we've made orange no duh i'm sorry the michigan one oh yeah well yeah the orange i know i have it but man that michigan amazing blueberries was so fucking good it's one of my faves man um we've been knocking out of the park lately all these new flavors will be available in the next 30 to 60 days in your states and uh thank you for all the support thanks for tuning in go to itunes rate the show five star and leave a quick review also head on over to spotify it's just a five star and you can walk away subscribe to the channel so gary can get the fucking hellcat all right there he is walking around in a fucking sling back there look at you hey uh somebody mentioned a discord for drinking bros i'm not totally sure what that is but i'm gonna look into it and uh maybe even admin it's an audio channel well it's uh it's a chat it's like a chat room i'm running right now for softcore history it has no shit you guys have one for uh first off corn discord how is it for patreon yeah is there any good yeah okay shit uh we'll look into it i i don't know nothing about discord i remember ten dillon was on it back in the day and then uh and then he bounced from it i don't really know the reason or why or anything else uh but he was the first one i heard it from discord is where uh a lot of like funny shit happens on discord like funny shit that's not funny like that's where uh allegedly that tom is matthew crooks guy was in some gnarly discord yeah it's where all the it's where it's where all the stream is groomed children yes as well okay cool it's where including mr bs guy it's where john kitten his kid uh was sharing child porn yeah he was of corn back at florida all of this sounds positive yeah so we love it at softcore history we're all you know yeah yeah fucking hey dude it's really it's just like one it's just like a major chat room app and so a lot of fuck that shit happens there but well what's the difference if it's there in our own app then you know what i'm saying like fuck you want to throw up a tit pick or a dick dick pick here and there who cares um i guess unless you're bombarded with it i don't want to see every pick like i don't want every post to be a dick pick obviously now like every third or fourth man yeah yeah throwing a tit didn't that one uh 19 year old who's in the military who leaked a bunch of classified shit didn't he do it because some discord he was in where he was like check this out boys i can i think i think he was in a weird discord too it's not Bradley Manning no no no the new the one that like no one talks about the like it was like a 19 year old from like two years ago i don't know i don't pay any attention to those fucking gay lords got shit to do man we appreciate you tuning in kids for damn in a day of letting me hollywood i'm ron's patterson this is the drinking bros podcast you
