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IWM - Training Camp News and Around the League
(upbeat music) - Yo, what is good, boys? How are you guys doing? - Good, sweating like a pig, but doing good. - Yeah, I'm trying to make a doubt, a lot of fittings. - Yeah, it's been a hot one here this week. It was just been mugging. I know you guys in the east coast are used to this shit. We're not, you know, it's 110 and humid. And I thought I left swamp ass back in Cleveland, but apparently I have that here, too. - Nope, that's what you get. You came out running this motherfucker. - No, I cannot, it's worse 'cause I'm fucking, it's just hot, dude, there's nothing you can do about it. You walk outside and you start sweating immediately. But yeah, man, how's everything else going? How's the family, how's the kids, the wives? - Kids are good, two-year-olds out. - Yeah, here, my kids are out. (laughing) - I should ask Ray, how's the wife's right hand? - It's the right look. - It has been a strong reason, look, we're good. I work on my head moving forward. - Oh, there you go, you gotta stick in the ball. - Yeah. - I'm about to say, I'm about to say, Bob and we in games. See, I grew up with two brothers, so my Bob and we in skills is immaculate. - Yeah, it's, they can move, baby, let's go. (laughing) - We're gonna, we're gonna bob, head bob, and we're moving, you know, remember, work the body first and go up. - We're gonna work the heads, the way it always goes. (laughing) - No, we don't. - But I will, we don't, babe, we gotta say something. We gotta at least give pointers on how to dodge it. (laughing) - Yeah, 'cause man, man, souls may well get, catch an ass with him here and there. - Yeah, exactly, yeah, me like that. - Nah, not me, I hear shit whistling through the air and I'm on guard already, like hell nah. (laughing) Nah, you can't even throw nothing at me. - That was Steve before his hip injury. Now, now he just takes it. (laughing) - No, he makes the recliner go back and forth. (laughing) - I can't move the side. - Fuck you. - Yeah, is it one of those that rotate so you can like turn around and shit? (laughing) - No, it's not. - Oh, damn, well, I do, I do have to say Jeremy had a family emergency, he's actually driving here to Vegas. So, you know, sending him love, prayers, 'cause, you know, hard times, you know, you always gotta take care of fam, so yeah. That's why he's not here. (buzzing) - Gotcha. - Yeah, man, what's been going around in the NFL? Did anybody catch a glimpse of that beautiful game that was our Hall of Fame game? (laughing) - Yeah, so it was, I watched it, it was beautiful. It was very beautiful. - Like, was it actually? Because I did not watch it, I'm not going to watch it. - So, so here's-- - What, the second's the best, right? - Yeah, so here's why it was beautiful. (laughing) It was competitive, hitting, going on. (coughing) It was competitive, it was competitive football, I should say. Like, don't get me wrong, most of the players out there wasn't going to make the team, so it was kind of sloppy, but it was just the fact that football is back. That's what made it so beautiful. - Yeah, yeah, of course. - So? - Football's back. - How's your boy look? - Who? - You know. - You know. (laughing) - So, so here's the thing. - Hold on, hold on, hold on, should we ask how his nails look? (laughing) - Well, let's start performance first, then we'll go buy it. (laughing) - No, no, see, you gotta start with the swag first, and then you gotta perform this, 'cause performance, I'm sure, is going to be trashy, but-- - So, check this out. - Do you have fucking snowing nails? - He didn't have, he didn't have his nails painted. - Well, I love him, that's what. - So Caleb didn't have his nails painted. (coughing) - However, Caleb also didn't play. - No, that's kind of-- - Oh, did he not? - The bear's held him out. - You see, that's, I don't know, man. If you have a rookie who's either starter from day one, you gotta give him as much game time as possible. I don't care if he gets backed up here. Four stringers of what? He's gotta get the game speed down. - Yeah, I agree. - Yeah, well, you know, pre-season is slower anyway because they might be, then future UFL players. - Yeah, but you want to get him some experience though, 'cause I'm getting some of the guys. - I mean, you ain't. - If I'm the mistaken, though, they, okay, so back to Caleb. So, I mean, you as a coach, would you have let him play or what's up, 'cause-- - Oh, he would have played a whole half, fucking with me. - No, he's right. - No, I believe it because he isn't, he is a rookie. Like, my guy needs to pack this, 'cause you ain't in the, what is it, the Pac-10, Pac-12 now? - Shit, I actually need a Pac-2. (laughing) I ain't nobody over there for Oregon State, Washington State. - Can you grab a chance again? - Man. - They bad not. - They should have definitely let him play though, 'cause he needs a practice. - I get it, so I get it, it was supposed to, you know, rain throughout the whole game, the rain held off until, you know, right after half time and you know, they only played two and a half quarters. - I mean, bust out his pink parka and put his ass out there. - Stroud didn't play to me. - No, Stroud didn't play. - Well, no, not that guy, I mean, that guy. - C.J. Stroud, C.J. Stroud was on the sidelines celebrating his teammates, and they told us they wasn't gonna sit down. We don't want you even to pull a muscle while you celebrate it. - No, don't even, yeah, no, you gotta bubble wrap that dude. - Well, I like him. - Well, see, I treat, you see, Caleb should have started and he should play as much as he can, like Deshawn. Deshawn's gotta play as much as he can. I'm sorry. - Deshawn ain't playing this preseason. He's not playing this preseason. - Oh, he's here, but he should. - He's, for what? He's got the speed of the game down. He's got a little bit of rest to knock off. Listen, none of the starting quarterbacks are playing this year, are playing in the preseason. Unless you're trying to win a job or you're bow nicks or something like that. But none of, no, no veteran starter is playing. - Are there any, like, (indistinct) quarterback battles this year? I don't think so. - I'm gonna tell you one that's, I'm gonna tell you one that's going unnoticed and then to the radar. - Ooh, let's hear that. - Drake May might've been drafted number three overall or whatever he was drafted, three or four. But Joe Milton is showing out at camp. - Well, like, yeah, I don't know who Milton is, but. - I know. - He was playing Tennessee, bro. - He played at Tennessee and he was drafted. He was drafted by the Patriots. The Patriots took two QBs and Joe Milton is showing out. I believe it's the Patriots. Fact take that. - Yeah, it was. - 'Cause the rest is the best. The rest is the best. You know what I'm gonna do? They took him their first pick. They took them because it's way down. Turned out to be good. It took Kirk Cousins in the fifth round. Kirk Cousins wasn't better. They just rushed our G3. They rushed him through his messed up knee, ended up tearing his ACL and they just, they fucked the, they fucked his career up. Because they decided, oh, your knee isn't that bad. And he's telling them, hey, my knee is bad. Well, it's the playoffs we need you. He also needed to learn to fucking slide 'cause all right, he was not sliding. - Well. - How do you guys have to learn that? - Hey, hey, hey, hey. Some of these guys, some of these guys I like seeing getting killed. I ain't gonna lie. - Well, we're not talking about them, all right. - Like, why did Russell Wilson have to learn how to slide? - Oh, like, I would love to watch that man get fucked up. - All right, he perfected that shit to the point where- - Did you see that fight? - Wait, what fight? - Oh, it's the Patriots. I mean, the Steelers can't. So, they're- - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - What's so, here's the thing they put on the headline Justin Fields and Russell Wilson getting a brawl. - What they didn't tell you is that one of them got hit and that's how to fight started. They weren't fighting each other. One of them got hit, the defense hit, one of them. You know, quarterbacks is off limits during training camp. They got that funny colored jersey on, don't touch their ass. Well, one of them got touched. I couldn't tell who got touched, but I could tell you both of them was throwing punches. (laughing) - Oh, yeah. - I love watching that team on this one's community. - Hey, man, this training camp, I ain't even gonna call it this function, this training camp, it happens. Every team, every team has a team brawl. - Yeah. - So, I didn't, didn't you, didn't you know, Smith did his job, the job broke into her in a training camp or nothing during the training camp. - I believe it was during training camp. I'm not a hundred percent sure, but I believe it was during training camp. 'Cause you gotta remember, they are round each other. 24/7, imagine us being locked in a facility. We practice together, then we sit in his meeting room together, then we eat together, then we working out together. After a while, a joke here gon' go and then the joke there gon' go and then after a while you get tired of it, it's like, all right, man, you say or do one more thing and I promise you, I'm punching you in your shit. - Yeah, shit, I mean, I played sports and I didn't even take that. I played sports and it didn't even take that. All it took was a one practice. Somebody at the beginning of practice got a little, a little too aggressive and then it was like, you know what dude, you do that shit again and we just gon' have to throw hands 'cause I ain't putting up that shit. - Correct, correct. I didn't seem, I didn't seem more happen for less. - Yeah. - Well shit, that's what's up, you know? We always like this function around here and it's always funny, you know? - I'll do it. - In a way, but-- - Yeah, all right. - But yeah, you see, that dress guy, that dress guy came out and said he wants to set the bar or be like the, like a face for like the quarterback and stuff. - And next. - And next. (laughing) - So he needs to be a quarterback first. (laughing) - Hey, I just want you my, it's my Dallas takeout there for the, like. - Yeah, no, they don't even want to hear it. They don't go to their practice. Have you seen that shit? These are bleachers, they're, it's empty dude. Like, even their own fans know this ain't their year. (laughing) - You gotta remember, they not in, you gotta remember, they not in California and they not in Texas. - They're in Irvine, right? - Hey, somewhere over there. - They're in Irvine, California every year. Why do you know when you move on? - Look, look, look, look. - I snark, I snark, I snark, I snark. - Yes, yes. - I snark, Irvine is literally right there. But it all depends on which way you look at it. - Yeah, the Saints are, the Saints are in Irvine this year and the Saints got all the fans. - Look, every year it is stacked with fucking Cowboys fans. These motherfuckers ain't going into the Cowboys. There was Cowboys fans at our practice. They were taking pictures with our team and everybody was booing them, but hey, I gave them, they just wanted pictures. I'm like, yo, they finally learning. They're like, fuck. (laughing) - Well, I mean, I mean, you are in Vegas so they might as well, you know. - I'm talking about the Niners, bro. - Oh, man, I'm my fault. I associate Mexicans with Raiders, my fault. - Wow, how do you associate Mexicans with Raiders? - I had to, that was cheap. That was cheap and easy. That was one of the LA team. - It was cheap and easy I had to. - Yeah, you know, I don't get it, but it's still. Anyway, yeah, it was in Santa Clara. They were fucking, they were over there and they were like getting booed and shit. I'm like, I mean, I don't understand why they would go and they were like decked and fucking cowboy shit. Taking pictures with, who were they taking pictures with, babe? - Where am I? (laughing) - No, yeah, I think it was George Kittle. They were taking pictures and I'm like, wait, this is the man that had that shirt, the stuff, fuck Dallas. And they still wanna take a picture with you. - Well, how far is Oxnard Irvine from Santa Clara? - Yes, I'm talking about the cowboy. - And-- - We need a PR stand. They might be there watching the cowboys practice and they might just, well, hey, let's go here and drive. - Man, nobody take it. And nobody take it eight-hour drive. - I think it's eight-hour drive. - California is fucking stupid long, all right? Like, you could probably, I think it's like, how far is Cleveland from Cincinnati? - Four. - Four. - Okay, so you probably have to go all the way to Cincinnati and back and that you probably got to the Bay Area. - Yeah, you gotta remember they in Northern California. - That's right, okay. - Yeah, it's like two whole different states. - They see why we're in Georgia, you can touch. - I don't know, I don't get that shit. I don't get that, but-- - What? - Yeah, that why he's in Oxnard, like, he doesn't sit every year. - Jerry does that. - Their whole campus is there, right? The entire time. - I get, yeah. - I think so, yeah. - The Browns just started one in West Virginia last year. - Where did they-- - For a week every year now. - Where are they at in West Virginia? - The Greenbriar, like, I gotta-- - I don't know where to fuck. - I think the white sulfur springs or something like that. It's in West Virginia, but they went last year, the guys love it, they went this year, and like, Stansky does it too. Pretty much to keep the guys together, give them a kabong for that first week. - Hey, that guy. - It's important. - Like, I get it, if you wanna, like, change it up, you know, try to get, like, you know, change it up for them so they don't, it doesn't, like, fucking burn 'em out. But, like, the relationship between Texas and California is not great, first and foremost. - No. - But, yeah, no, um, you know, I, it's always good to see the Cowboys fucking, you know, fan base, unhappy. Their peers bring me joy. - I can't, I can't, I cannot wait for that for week one. I can't wait. - Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - What's up? - We was the last time y'all won a home opener in y'all's stadium. - It's got a good point there. - I wouldn't, I wouldn't brag so soon the great, hey, the great Tony Rizzo from the really big town. - No, the great Tony Rizzo from the great, from the big show, or the really big show on ESPN Cleveland always said three things are certain. Death, Texas, and the Browns lose they home opener week one. - They, they knocked that, they cleaned it up. I see, they won Carolina. - Nah, I see that. - I see a home opener week one. - I think, I think they did that one. - Let me look at that. - I'm just saying, I'm just saying the great, they've won one. I'm used to fans can they've been, well, they snap that string. - Mmm. - Let me see. I'll tell you guys right now. - Go back to 2020. It's just, it's been these last like few years. - Mmm. - Oh, shit, I think the last time they did it. - Is this correct? - This is correct, the last time they won, their home opener was... - 2004? - I actually have multiple warrants, right? One more, that one. - You guys had Jeff Garcia? - Yeah, that was, yeah. Thanks for that, by the way. - Hey, he was a good quarterback, right? - Mmm. - Mmm. - He yelled at him in his head. - No one. - I said good, all right? I didn't say great, I said good. - I think we are, I had to take the Jeff Garcia. - I'm hoping recently, I guess not. - Nope, maybe. - It's probably like a season opener, not a home opener. - Like a... - Yeah. (crowd laughing) - Week one, week one home opener is the Browns don't win. Death taxes and the Browns losing that. - Well, hey, you know what? This year's a good year to break that shit, right? - Right? - Three. - So, let's pray for a Browns win. If not, I mean, nothing changes. - Hey, I ain't... - Well, shit, I better not spoil. - I ain't praying for shit about no Browns win. Well, okay, I am, but still. - I'm gonna, I'm gonna pray to draft Kings, how about that? - There you go. - And you know what? - I know why. - You know what? There was a, so many, one of these runners did like a Super Bowl match up reaction for this year. They had the Lions and Browns, the most, I think, one of the most likely. - That would be extremely historic fucking Super Bowl to be completely honest with you. - I'm telling you, I'm listening, listen, I'm telling you right now, so everybody hears it first hand. If the Browns vs Lions come true, I'm watching that Super Bowl, I'm hosting that Super Bowl party. It's gonna be a Super Bowl party at my brother house. I'm gonna be there. - Am I invited? - You're more than welcome. If the Lions win, that's probably gonna be my last day on earth. - Just keep drinking so for that. - No, 'cause I'm telling you, I'm talking, I'm talking so much shit, I'm popping my shit. Wherever we watch that game, man, I'm popping my shit. Somebody gonna pop me through the window. Somebody's fucking, yeah, it's gonna be mad 'cause they Browns lost, they're gonna be out the window. - No, no, no. - Bro, if the Browns make it to the Super Bowl and they lose, the whole city of Cleveland's gonna burn, all right? It's gonna be like fucking, it's gonna be like. - It's gonna burn if they move. - When, oh yeah, you're right. - Listen, listen, when the Cavs won their title, when the Cavs won their title, the worst thing that happened was somebody's fans stole a fire truck. I was on East North, I watched it go by and stole it. - I literally thought you were about to say, I was on it. (laughing) - God damn. - Dude, they were scooting, they were scooting, that was it. - But yeah, that celebration and praying was insane. The Browns win one. That seems not to shut down for at least a week or so. - Oh, for sure. - Hey, I'm telling you now, if the Browns, if the Browns win, I'm gonna be happy for them. As long as they're not playing alignments. Nah, but that being said, if the Lions win, (laughing) I'm telling you, I'm telling you the Lions, let the Lions go to the Super Bowl, I'm mayor. - Listen, Lions win, we'll do a show like, we'll do a show like a week after and Steve will be like, pretty much Steve's on the show. - Yeah, no, Steve, Steve wants a real shit, that would be like the most stressful fucking thing ever. I remember my first experience of seeing them go, because I hadn't seen them, it was against Baltimore. And like the whole fucking week leading up to it, dude, it was the most stressful shit ever. - I remember that. - I'm fucking aging here. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? - That was, that was what, 2012? - 2012. - It was 2012, I remember that. - I remember, we were still working together, you were, man, you were still working together. - That mother fucker had it, that mother fucker had the Super Bowl party. I never had a party, I don't know what you're talking about. - You had to see, you had my fucking, you had my, I think you had my place coming over. - No, I had some coworkers coming over, that's for sure, but it wasn't like that. No, you literally said no, because you're fucking hanging out with your boo thing, I'm like, fuck you then, right? - Damn, I didn't even, I didn't even get invited, so. - Did I know you then, Steve? - Yeah, I'm all fucking, yeah, I'm all fucking, 'cause I remember right after they launched, you got to call a duty, but refuse to put that hat set on. - No, 'cause I remember, not the same day, not the same day, but during that week, 'cause I remember, I went to sleep, I was just like, that was the first time like real heartbreak hit me, all right? (laughs) Mm-hmm, oh yeah, not for sure, man, I mean. - Man, you know what I mean? - You know what I mean? - I, people, people aren't like, people aren't like, "My insurance is a brown stain, "they're a little heartbreak good, man." - Yeah. - But I like in it, you guys know what heartbreak is, but you guys just have been so fucking, no, you guys, no, you're not understanding, you guys have no clue what it's like to actually be heartbreak. - No, no, no, no, no, no, because you don't know what it is to get there and lose it. I've experienced that shit three times. Now, the third time was literally, this last time it was the most chill I was, 'cause it was just like, fuck, like it happened again, and I was like, whatever. The first time, it was the most emotional one, in sense of like, I felt it, like my fucking heart broken. Second one was fucking anger, straight anger. I'll do it, I was so fucking mad, because, and I just kept, I kept motherfucking Jimmy G, 'cause I'm like, dude, how do you not hit motherfucking Sanders as wide open as he is? Fuck you, I'm dude, I'm pissed. - So they're the last two shimples, they're the reason the last two, didn't they? - Yeah. Yeah, they were up at halftime, I mean, if that's what you wanna call it, but the-- Nah, that's second, not that, that first one, it gives my homes. Give them a fuck, 'cause he's a teen in the fourth. - Yeah, we should have won that one. That one was the one that I was the most angry for, because this last one, yes, we lost. We, but it was a back and forth type of game. And, you know, I-- - The kind of thing, the kind of thing-- - I fucking knew it, I knew it, the minute they took, they took the fucking ball and, or, yeah, they took the ball first. I'm like, what are you guys doing? Like, why are you taking the ball and fucking overtime? Like, kick that shit off and give yourself that option that if they score, at least you can go down. I was just like, yeah, I think this is over. I kind of, I looked at Danny and I'm like, it's over, like-- - I could see, 'cause see if he's got a little field going that first on a real plane drive. - Yeah, that's what I mean. It was just like, you get, you kick a field goal and then you, you, you want our defense who's been stopping my home's all fucking game. You want them to stop him with a game on the fucking line? Nah, you tripping, bro, like-- - Yeah, 'cause it, no, I was trying to defeat it. - Oh, you're right, man. - I was just kind of defeated. - And that's the situation of post-season you want to kick off with the pressure on that. - Yeah, but the, you go down, if they don't score, you go down to get a field goal game over. - Yeah, exactly, so it was stupid. I didn't like the call and it is what it is, but yeah, those three, those three Super Bowls, the first one was an actual heartbreak. The second one was just fucking anger, dude, I was pissed. That one I, like Danny kind of like left me alone for like an hour, like she didn't even talk to me 'cause I was fucking mad. And I just went outside, I literally fucking went outside, I just started smoking, I'm like, fuck this. I'm like, I'm just gonna chill out there and leave me a fuck alone 'cause I'm not in a good place right now. Oh yeah, and Danny was pregnant. Danny was fucking, she was about a pot. Our son was about to be born on, I honestly believe that if they would have won, the happiness would have drove our kid out. He was born, the game was on the 5th of February, I think, if I'm not mistaken, he was born on the 16th, but his due date was the 26th, so he came early as well. And she started going into labor, like fake labor, like in January, so it was like any fucking time. - Yeah, imagine that one. - No, that's where I was born. - Tell me where the deal was born. I don't know man, neither was one, she was born, so I'm jumping, sorry, I'm gonna stand early, right before? - Yeah, and she left me alone, dude. She left me alone 'cause I was not in a good place on that one, straight up. This one, this last one, I'm a seasoned vet, baby. I was ready for it. - Hey, so I'm liking it. I look at going to the Super Bowl and losing. I look at, well, no, I ain't anybody got here. Sorry, Ray. - Now, you know, I like it to be left at the altar. - Yeah. - Could you just back get that ring, no, sorry. - Yep, you up there saying, I do, let me say, is there anybody, is there anybody who can see, just calling as to why they shouldn't be married? Some dudes stand up there saying, because she's mine, and she's like, you know what, I'm here, so, you know, let's just go and get married. That's why, when Brady won the 7 Super Bowl, when Brady won the 7 Super Bowls, that's exactly what it did to those things. That's exactly what he did. - That's why I look at it as I rather not go than to go and lose. - I just think that was the point. - With that mentality, though, what you're never gonna fucking go, because you don't want to lose. Like, once you get there, it's a 50/50 chance. - Bad. - So you would never take that shit? Like, that's what you get what you're saying. I get what you're saying, but at the same time, you know, you're gonna, you'd rather never make it, because you don't want to face that fear? No, it has to happen. If you want to fucking see the ball, you have to fear it. And every, every fucking time that my team has made it, you know, mind you, the first time was the worst, because I had never seen them actually make it there. And it was stressful as fuck. Like, the minute they won that NSC Championship game, it's just like, bro, like the excitement, the adrenaline, it just kicks. And then it, and then it, all at the same time, you're like, fuck, dude, but what did they lose? Like... - Is it my turn? - Yeah, yeah, go ahead, go ahead. - If the Lions make the Super Bowl and fucking lose, my fucking kids bet not even call me. And that's the whole off season. - Yeah. - The fucking one. - Honestly, honestly, if the Lions make it, and they lose, Steve, I would literally call you just to make sure that you're okay, because yeah, the first time, dude, it's very... - Just on it, it has. - Yeah, yeah, and it will. But it's very emotional. I'm not gonna lie, I fucking cried. Like, I was like, Jesus fuck, dude. Like, I can't believe they fucking, they got there. And honestly, for us, it got emotional, and I'll give you my whole experience of that Super Bowl. It got emotional because, bro, they were kicking the dog shit out of us at halftime. Then they came out, and that was the light game. Remember that shit, when the lights went out? Okay, so then they came out, and I still remember, Jacobi Ford, Rest in Peace, my man's just passed away not too long ago. - Jacobi Jones? - Jacobi Jones, my bad. - Yeah. - He took a fucking, and it still stands as the longest fucking kickoff return, 108 yards. He took it to the fucking house, and at that point, if I'm not mistaken, it was 27 to seven, some shit like that. And at that point, I was pissed. No, we were down. We were fucking down, and they actually made a comeback to try to make it a game at the end. And sure shit, it came down to our coach in Harbaugh. Like, you have Frank Gore, bro, like one of the best rushing fucking running backs ever. - And, lema. - Okay, give him his fucking credit. I mean, what the fuck? - You said one of the best. You said one of the best. - One of the best, he is. He's got it. - He's, okay, so here's where I'm at with one of the best. One of the best means, Jim Brown, Walter Payton, Barry Sanders. - Okay. - Number four, number four through 5,000 is the rest. - Okay, so one of the rest, there you go. So one of the rest, you know, and you have first end goal at the four-yard line, and you put it on fucking Kaepernick to win you that Super Bowl, like I was I was pissed. I'm like, fuck that, four-speed Frank Gore. We have the best O line in the fucking league. Let him have it. But it is what it is. Anyway. - I guess that's what I mean. - Let's coach Payton getting too cute. - Okay, real quick, will you rank Emmett Smith in the running backs list? - I don't wanna do this right back there. - Ah, I ranked Emmett Smith somewhere. - I don't know if he's top 10, he's barely top 10. - I've seen him ranked higher than Barry Sanders in some spots, which I think is absolutely absurd. - Man, and that's because people don't know what the fuck they're watching. Look, Emmett Smith, yes, Emmett Smith holds the record for all time rushing yards. Look how long it took him to get there from one. Number two, if I'm not mistaken, his whole offensive line is in the fucking Hall of Fame, his whole offense with the exception of Jay Nova checking Darryl Johnston. So you got Mike Urban in the Hall of Fame, Troy Eggman in the Hall of Fame, the whole offensive line is starting with Larry Allen all across the board. And you mean it to me, and you mean to tell me that you could argue that he is the top five running back ever? No, I'm sorry. I'm slow as all get out. I'm built like a defensive end. I actually played, I actually played defensive end. I could have ran 4,000 yards a season behind that offensive line. - Yeah, Barry Sanders, that dude was agile, he made people look great. - Barry Sanders rushed, Barry Sanders rushed for like, you take his total of yards that he ran, and then I probably add like another, you know, fucking... - 8,000 games. - When you retire? - Yeah, I'd add, like at least another... - He retired July 27, 1999. - How old was he then? - He was 30 or 31, wanted it to. - My man's ran a lot of yards. - Tell you what man, that dude could have picked you because he easily shattered that record nobody ever tried to get him come from. - No, my man's ran a lot of yards. - Yes, if he played as long as Emmett Smith, he would have had well more, he would have had way over 2,000. He got to remember, he retired with 15, 269. - If they counted the fucking yards from Easton West, he'd have the fucking yard record, and nobody would break that shit. That's what I mean, like that man ran so many fucking yards in West that... Yeah, he made motherfuckers look silly. - Well, the thing now is nobody's gonna touch your record. The way he fell is, nobody's gonna touch it ever again. Unless a league starts going back that style of football. - Well, yeah, no, because I think the last of the breed of the bell cow running backs died when Frank Corr retired, 'cause he literally was the last one where he was eight. No. - Nick Chub? - No, he's right, no, Derek Henry and Nick Chub, guys are big and big like that, they can do that. They are becoming a dying breed now. - No, good one, I guess. - Yeah, I was worried about it. But the one's actually long that long. To last that long, those ones are dying out because teams don't wanna fucking pay them. - Oh, right. - They don't last that long. I mean, I get it, Derek Henry's a fucking, he's a beast, but he's took as a fucking punishment. As big as he is, he took as a punishment. - Hey, I understand Baltimore, they're hamming the Marge action, but I understand people are scared, but. - That's a solid three running back. - No, it's not. - No, it's a solid duo. - It's not, look, first of all, you're not gonna play Lamar Jackson as a quarterback. He's improved every year. So, we're gonna have this fucking argument again. I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna talk about Lamar Jackson. - No, dude, I gotta see him twice a year. I don't wanna talk about him either, but still. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music)