Age of Ashes "The Elven Portal" Podcast
New Pathfinder 2E CORE Age of Ashes S3 Ep. 12 "Scholar's Hunch" The Elven Portal Podcast!
Karom the Halfling is quite the expert on the occult 7 may even have different views on religious items?
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Joe Gibson
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I'm just looking at Nethys here trying to find the cantrip list to see if there's a shield to tell her anything a lot of those looking up at the sky top of the monitors and the men at this is a not this nose all that does he talk back in your head but I have not yet because it's worrisome because they change it right like they change the ranks so I think it just starts at rank 1 does that mean rank 1 spells or cantrips fancy grounds is listed cantrips as rank 1 for quite a while even though you've got to look at where the description comes across and that actually will say cantrip or first of all spell to go okay these goes in the slot in this goes in that slot tonight's discussion ladies and gentlemen before we get going I'm just trying to see if there's a equivalent to the shield spell yeah somebody said during our break it's like well until Jeff discovers a shield spell and blocks all those magic missiles and it's like well no kind of like give a monster that happens to be a caster the spells that automatically counter the bread and butter or what Matt is actually selected that's that's a dick move so I'm concerned like they have a list of spells because of their background because of what they chose you know if I just looked at Joe's character sheet and countered all his clerical stuff and then countered all like I don't know if there comes a time where it might suggest something like oh and by the way you know the enemy is start to study you and get to know you guys or have heard you know how did they die magic missile how did they die magic missile you know what we should really do something about this is the captain of the bad guys like that makes sense to me but not the not your everyday table GMing well that and for second edition and et cetera shield does not totally negate magic missile yeah it just absorbs a certain amount of it before the shield shatters yes so which is nice I mean like so like on a normal magic missile shot depending on if you empowered your shield spell or not it's a normal magic missile probably would be absorbed like but I if I do my empowered magic missile where I get extra bolts they'd make it through well like for example mine casting is the fifth level so my shields has a hardness of 15 that's it so to take away 15 and it shatters and one of his remaining goistred yeah little characters make sense high level characters is like a you know hey my crown the mighty here we're having the same fight with hugely empowered for civil spells but ha block and yeah hello everyone welcome to another exciting episode of the elven portal podcast we are attempting to shift our podcast into the new ruleset the pathfinder second edition core rules now we still use legacies of fallback for instance there is not currently to my knowledge correct me from my gentleman there's not currently a archetype for alchemist so even though we're smacking a wizard yeah I'm not sure what I'll do about that I'm sure it's gonna come eventually like they just haven't got it sorted out and maybe we'll just keep limping it along until that happens but at some point in time I might just be like no let's let's do a rebuild yeah well like I said I've decided you guys can just lean on the legacy for lack of better role I mean we kind of did that for first edition but it was different I mean this is legacy is a second edition set you know I'm not like oh we don't know what the shield bonuses for a character being in the way of drew shot well a plus four because of first edition no we're not gonna do that a lot of the legacy to core changes are subtle or revamp of thought look at the dispel magic we were pulling out much to match sugar in who lost you got his bonus got kind of nerfed plus ten is nothing to sneeze at but you did go for a big bad spell and big DC so gentleman one last we left our heroes you guys were activating the portal activating the portal getting a little flash of insight and I'd like to go back to that moment where elbatek stone checker touches the four pointed star knife desna devoted portal key to the stones did you just throw caution wind and like touch the one that was actually glowing but it was more about finding out if if the portal was busted or not so I'm just and then now we're just kind of standing guard until that does it's like after so much time blinks back out again and I was so focused on the whole the possibility of Gibson like suffering mental backlash and we got into the cutscene I'm gonna have that actual hi explosion I'm gonna actually have that sorry just talking to chat that actual imagery play out in you and mirror like adjacent to the portal get you in murals right in your minds you touch the portal it revs up and this this image of the original leader of the hags and her trying to seal the portal and the black lash and as she gets stunned you get this sort of you snap out of it, you know, and you realize after being sort of entranced into all just check the portal key and say how it goes and you're distracted by the red stone there is writing scrawled in dark dried blood all up the stones and I recognize the writing what languages do you speak or shall we do the old fantasy grounds for common draconic and dwarven I think that's it oh wait I should actually have one more bonus language but I haven't gotten that for you funny the language I need is actually not on this list yeah you're supposed to give actually I should have two bonus languages I think I'm just rocking the ones that came from my ancestry in my background so here your fellows in sort of mesmerizing distress and you guys putting aside some of the rest of the search in the room some treasures or whatever can I have some trained occult in the tower please you certainly can sir once again new guy Caram for the win Caram you recognize these occultic runes as an actual attempt to use magic to seal the portal they did not cast a spell they set up a ritual and enacted the ritual and then when they energized the bindings of the ritual the backlash occurred and now you guys are all tucking in having a better look at this as he's activated the portal and the mists well up inside the cubby the blood dries cakes flakes and comes off like powder and the words fall away oh nice the magic of the portal reasserts itself and tries to cleanse itself sorry dust dust us itself off I'm good I'm good how are you guys very cool because I was going to actually take some time to clean that off or do something gross or even better through my jamming narrative skills convince Matt Sorser that he had to convince his cover cousin to do something gross but straight shooting tonight so apologies we missed that last episode as well you guys had a quick and dirty look but these books this library though the skin is bound with more than just leather let's say some of these books do look valuable on the library but I think we'll all take time to see if there's anything interesting there and then you guys were this and that might give karam and the vicar a chance to give a once over on the books doesn't mean you have to be the guys to examine them but I think this is going to be a since we were kind of piling stuff in Al's lab here check this here check this is a magic ring yeah actually karam's probably better versed in at least figuring out what they all are than I am while I'm busy anyways the presentation of the way a book is bound to lean on its ilk uh vicar I'm gettin' I'm gettin' there uh oh you and karam through religion and a little bit of occult most of the books on the table that are open but they had out we're looking at little before we get into the actual bookshelf are rather sinister looking and they are texts about the nature and worship of Mahatala yeah I know that I know that one did you did you rehearse that one this time no no I came fasa the worship of Mahatala Mahatala look at that okay if you have video and you're watching this on our YouTube channel I dare you like look at that Mahatala a little bit of a mouthful yeah I think I paste it quiet Alan I think you did by good sure yep Mahatala actually that's probably what I'm gonna do from now on do you know like there's apologies to Matt Damon we didn't have time to have him on the show tonight right I bought you where to be like put up all the cheese to Alan Che Cooper our number one fan don't call me out on this please no it's all good we tease each other um and a particular focus on her female deity association with death and vanity and not so much about fate now you guys in your religious knowledge know that she's all three but these books sort of heavily lean into the first two where your religious training is like she is this this and this and so either someone has sort of a bent the author let's say or perhaps your religious training is wrong because here's you know somebody wrote down it must be true um when Al did a sweep the books are not magic but as you guys begin to explore the bookcase and start making piles you know tabloid tabloid ooh bounding otter skin look it's kind of fluffy and cute put that over here that must be valuable you know you know tabloid tabloid old newspaper um not magic but after some time and I would say Al by the time you give like the three or four items of once over you come over get your chance to help them and with Al's help you guys determine that about nine of them are valuable sick uh yeah can I have some again arcane occult religion whatever you're most trained in in the tower a little bit of perception to determine an actual gold piece value and of course I love this they say gold like because they're curious because they're rare because you can't get a funny collector you can't go to like you know the armor and say so this is 20 gold pieces I would like 10 what am I gonna do with an otter skin book well I guess I would make a handsome dagger she's okay five gold you know 20 gold pieces 200 silver a piece roughly for their curious contents hmm well but only if we knew somebody who deals with books well you have your own bookstore I know we can stay there they're worth however much we want them to be let's go back to the what so not not so much a a treasure item but I will say nine times 20 gold piece books on my towel mmm my hat holla with that in your notes there you go but there is a tenth book a little bit more robust and as you guys look through it it's full of divine rituals fancy who says vicar would you like to give me one last roll the tower sure okay fine actually you know what give me an open give me an open roll because we're all over like dark I missed I missed a box anyway so there you go hey look at that natural one in our divine they are rituals they're not what you can kind of comprehend you'd need you'd need time now when you guys fail in identifying object checks is it a 24 hours is it I must gain a level like the old rules or you know I'll just go pay somebody does anyone know the slant on that these days I do not do I think okay I will they don't have critical fail in skill checks and they don't have critical success otherwise everyone would just be spending all day and like by the time the weekend is over I will roll 20 and make my own enmentine armor look at that hey first try okay 20th try but you know so even with a 17 I can tell you three things first they are divine origin second one thick book pages pages pages only contain two rituals that's how powerful they are and third there is something familiar in some of the descriptions in both like I've seen the symbols or something like it before scratching at the back your head but you can't quite piece it together like where have I seen something like this you know it's almost subconsciously like do you know the wall color of your barbers shop is it white is it gray is it blue is it you don't subconsciously you do and they probably have some teal light or whatever you don't say but like this is the kind of exposure I'm hinting at for you Joe you have been in contact with this ritual or at least something written or somebody performed it or something like that and it's like this critical fail is misidentify and that's your poison and it's poison and it's poison and it can't really salvage that so go for comedy you are absolutely certain you know one of these rituals and all if I wasn't mistaken I would have to say that this is you've seen this performed or maybe the you know contents of it that we're trying to make the vicar look bad but player to player I mean it wouldn't be it wouldn't hurt to pull that card I've got trial religion I'm not trained but I have a feat that allows me to use any skill like it is trained or call for um recall knowledge and stuff it's limited I can't be trained only applications but it might I don't know if identifying is trained only I'll throw it out there though oh I just dropped it in the tower you tell me if I know what I'm talking about sir Karen got a 25 okay um with Matt a direct message to you see you two in characters I can try and start doing that now like if there's a pause and I can like fix it in editing apologize to live feeds and video if I can text something directly to a player to have him reveal you know the barred card oh now what you look at that it's a little bit out my wheelhouse but that's a a guide to summon in a planular ally have a good read of this vicar you might be able to make yourself a new friend that's your fancy fancy yeah um that's where it is Joe somebody had summoned a planular ally and there was evidence of a summoning as you guys fought or were going to fight some creature in the in the past six months but that's not the critical fail the critical fail comes next this who does this halfling think he is you know to find rituals far better than this non priestly little dude although he insists it's resurrection I'm happy I'll see a real attention for now I'll stay with that for now nope they're all wrong they are idiots they do not know the way Aaron do you like to know what I sent you? yeah I first I thought it was to everyone sorry no no this is why I'm not saying anything no I was um trying to get to um trying to get into the whole like a you know you do could be sent a direct message for your own you know so ah well when I when I do learn this in time then that will come in handy but right now it's it's not that no no it's above me so just put it at that okay well an official party member I mean he did pay your your bar tab managed to to pull this off right um the last thing that we left on for vicar denials were the dream stones ah yeah one diesel and one unleaded or one cursed one not so cursed right so if I were to shall we say pull up good old vicar yank up your inventory sure and permanently pasted cursed dream stone on you what oh oh great it's like a load stone it's there forever you I need them so they're all yours okay awesome have a look at look on your sheet there um as far as algos we had uh we did we talk it like we identified the bountiful culture in which you will now find on your sheet nice yeah did you actually get into like what it specifically makes and does a little bit um not too much details so it um once per day I can stir the cauldron and it casts a fourth level creature create food spell filling itself with enough delicious vegetable stew to fill to feed 12 medium creatures so our food requirements are completely covered by this um it also gives me a bonus to crafting alchemical items potions oils so if I if I ever decide I want to start pumping out potions like I think it's I kind of talked to you guys about this a little bit in between episodes but um I want to like make a utility belt where I have permanent potions you know like you get your invisibility your dark vision your healing your yeah healing potion oh speaking we are back that's what who's taken the big ritual book give it to the vicar yep birth I'll figure it out later given um karam the matala worship book because he's the only one that could read it anyway that'd be funny he slowly starts reading it by the campfire and one day wakes up he looks like a hag look look I'm getting taller and lankier guys this is great awesome I've got saggy boobs that are great hours of fun there's no downside I can put down that book but just put down the book and stop away my hair looks amazing the room itself had contained an ornate archway stones, carbon symbols, stars, comets and waves the space underneath the archway is a feature stone plug who has been decorated with a complex series of runes scribbled and what looks like long dried blood so we never got to this because just ran in the room what do you see I see rusty mate getter right I forgot the full description well the ground below the archway is scorched black four ornate chairs surround a silver cauldron to one side of the room while a large wooden table with some books atop it stands against the opposite wall the room contains two exits in the wall opposite the blocked archway which you guys are cleaning out and is now sort of shimmering with mist and I believe he said you wanted to test it like to see if it shuts down or what happens or was that the one on the way in no it was the one that was in that room that had gotten blasted I wanted to make sure that we didn't have to fix it OK so I just activated it put the thing away and we're just and then we just kind of watch the opening in case something right until it wings out so very much like the hunter's gate it remains active and accessible as far as you can tell for 10 minutes so it's almost like imagine an actual door that you put a big key in turn it pull the handle and leave the door wide open and it will close itself and lock itself and spit out the key well I guess you'd kind of take the key out because you still have it but you know I mean 10 minutes later ish what do you guys want to do now? have some delicious stew out of the pot have a rest make sure everybody's healed up to full of bat so really good bats too man alright yeah probably have a recharge before going through the portal you want to refocus your spells take your 10 minutes no I want to I'm out of spells I don't know about that the way station as these are called in you know intermediate area between portals or whatever just like the last one which was a lava tube right you go on one side have your fun and come out the other as far as you guys can tell it's secure if you guys wanted to retreat and go lick your wounds or whatever or camp down here you know there's lovely beds in the other room summer curse not so much in the other ones yeah well you know that's original purpose of this place was for worse of deathness yeah but not the one with the ugly trap in it but don't okay so it looks like Victor is gonna have cop himself a nap in the other room what are you guys gonna do give the orders of bed down closet cabin interdimensional space inside the interdimensional place what happens it shows up like cock-eyed and just glitches and shakes and it's only got like thin wall like he's glitched it out because we're between I'm good with getting another rest I would like to get some treat wounds at some point oh sorry yeah I can do that do you have healer tools Caram yes I do okay do the new hero tools are they finite like these tools you keep them till they break or you keep them until it's like a one-shot each kind of thing there was some up and down in the last rule set about like disposable healers tools you had 20 and a kid then you ran on the you know as opposed to the forever healers tools like wow I never run on the gauze how many healing checks can you do with a healing kit right half of its tools that are half are like actual bandages and crap that you use up right so I'm curious what the doesn't really say oh it doesn't know okay so you just it don't really think of the stuff into we're playing you know why aren't you studying this all week long well it looks like here something yeah the main thing they changed is no more one hand to use oh wait no it's up at the top oh so the legacy was like you need two hands or something but you only need one hand in the description and remastered they kind of took that away and it's just one or two hands I don't same thing just worded it differently I guess yeah cuz it doesn't state anything on usage that would be a GM thing since they don't but it does cost a five gold piece so still sterilizing is that what you're hitting these are damn expensive Jeff I love them self sterilize for our first level character that's third of your money yeah yeah but it's not it's healing without using magic like they didn't have these in the old games right you get potions that was it yeah the healing checks and stuff were pretty craps like well let's leave and bed down for three days right this battle healing swoop in slap them on the ass like a football player your gold adrenaline you know stem a coffee out pretty cool I mean it is a game and you want to keep playing you don't want your first little knee scratch to like completely ruin your fun I get it but interesting enough that I thought I'd bring it up so let's assume that mr. Niles is going to target Karam in his sleep and fire away oh sorry there's lovely healing I mean yeah that's a treat wounds I will do the DC of 15 that's everybody doing wounds wise how's Mirro's doing I'll do a hero says Mirro's has 58 wounds yeah that's why well guys could before I go to bed I will use my once a day healers gloves to give them 2d6 plus 7 okay go ahead please yeah if you guys unload before bedtime sleep get your sleep healing and then revamp the morning it's always good more need to wealth wealth hit points okay done and done put on some gloves here you go Mirro snap here's your time for your mat's holding up two fingers for that this may feel a bit funny yeah no I would say right of the gate man I don't care what world it is medieval or not the gloves are blue and stretchy very strange but you know really you know no mental image I've got big giant Mickey Mouse style yeah how could these possibly help right if you're seen the first time I contemplate it was in one of the Assassin's Creed's the doctors have the the beak helmet right so back in your Renaissance medieval times what they did was it was a holocone that they breathe through and they had the right idea about filtering stuff but all they really put in their herbs and things so the stench of their patients wouldn't you know right but it was like your very first attempt at like a gas mask or filter but then they got these big dark opaque like that really horrible brown oily black stained glass eye sockets and this big beak how could you practice your craft proficiently wearing this headface gears what I want to know you know I mean I guess tongs jarly choose you're good to go but still well it was probably better than its predecessor which is your bare face taking the brunt of blood spraying out of people yeah yeah it's a shield of anything else right great big beak knows like what knows um Joe so what have you got in the world of healing or did you guys want to do those one a day potion things now I'm just doing medicine check on everyone didn't or sorry treat words I'll drink one of my little 3d 6 they're not even little potions they do actually quite a bit now but yeah fire out their boys was kind of hoping for roles while I was rambling on but I took the hand 6+6 so my first target was a serum serum at the halfling so he gets 32 because I get a crit success and anytime I get a crit success I do maximum healing damage okay I wonder if fantasy grounds actually does that I will find but apply to all or apply to him sorry here just curious we're learning core we're learning the upgrades of fantasy grounds whether you know people want us to or not if it's based off the skill try running it off of the activities page I did that and it's it's there but none of my feats are there so oh okay anyway I got it 32 on you know he drops from 73 wounds down to 41 wounds can you take your wounded condition as well yes yes I can yeah any wounded condition is gone and in an hour you get the exact same amount so I don't think that was can you doctor was DM my character but I like the role play there Joe and Albrecht's first potion going down his own gullet right jump jump seventeen is here 17 for full okay and who's next I guess I'm here maybe right can you want to go for the big one little one little one DC 15 15 okay how about you okay there you go I gotta I gotta find some music they play the doctor's office you know I tend vaguely 60 70 stuff like not elevator music there is a distinct difference between doctors office music and elevator music yeah so I got a 30 so that is a crit success so he gains 42 then which is max so he gets 32 and anybody else he still has 14 wounds you vicar have 8 wounds I'm still has 41 wounds but you already poked him once today so he's kind of immune for a while where an hour and then after rest of an hour he gets the double effect so treat wounds work oh because you're working on me for a full hour yes oh so your initial 32 was the full hour or no if you succeed your check and continuing healing the target to grant additional healing you treated for a 12 one hour double the hit points it regains from treatment so 64 yeah okay so I don't think time is very relevant in the situation but you've been on camera for an hour yeah but I then you go to me because I have skills I have the word medic so I can treat up to four four patients in the hour oh wow he had your own tree it's kind of funny because if you don't use that guys it's literally have guys laid out on this on this pentagram five star bed thing you know and your also is running around you know I don't know where he got the chart from under your bed but just go with it yeah let him let the guy do his thing okay yeah so it takes an hour okay for everyone to get so double so I know 64 yeah so Karam comes down to nine wounds with another 32 off mirrors comes down to zero or you do it on a check no okay and the rest of us are at low enough the point damage that what if we sleep we'll get it back because a good rest and good rest in the new is your level times you're going on yeah and even minimum one it's you guys are ninth level so Karam's disappears vickers at eight disappears whoo yeah hit point check Karam what's your maximum current at your ninth level maximum current hit points yeah for your level 105 okay and mural says 143 elbrick 82 see he I used to call him elbrick wall hugger and the recently it was elbrick or was it to haul stepper right this is a little diver yeah well it was only got any hit points give him a break right yeah I mean what is that three six wounds you could possibly withstand or no one oh typically it's to typically two hits yeah that's true close you think it's you think it's been bad with with guys that have a minimum of plus 18 20 see what's coming I'm sorry foreshadowing not mocking so you rest here five narrow beds made of hardwood although they look like they made of stone arranged radially radially gradually as in a radius I'll just explain it since I can't pronounce shit right in the center of this room the five headboards carved from a single piece of wood in a large star shape and center the center of the wood star has a disshaped indentation indentation that's interesting insert coin here three of the beds are acid pitted and badly scorched exit sleet out this and that and there is what did Brian name my horse didn't go he didn't accept coal driver or whatever the hell my name was renamed the horse as Willie Nelson or something Willie do you guys want to do anything or try anything to the structure before you just bed down? I guess I'd like to examine the indented star? Okay the star itself like imagine like a workshop project where it's flat and somebody has just carved an actual flat star out of a massive piece of wood the size of a small car table and that's taking in the actual outside points you know it's not barely the size of a coffee table right it's filling up a five foot square on my map so it's not huge and the very center is a let's say bigger than your palm smaller than your hand circular disc indent and can I have a perception check karam there we go do you know how you set your glass on the table and the water discolors the wood yep okay not water damage more like something's faded from light damage or discoloration there is a imprint an off-colored a vague sort of looking like a Rorschach blot of a four outward appendage blob of discoloration of light like something has been set here and any light sources over time have you know shone through it and discolored said wood Hmm looks like there's something that used to be here perhaps due to the discoloration is there anything on your person that could fit as I asked there are spends an hour with tiny coins and then making circularing he making the coins more and more like he spreads them around in a spiral high Oh my money sits each our cheek in there because the gnome suddenly likes potty jokes I hear nope nope nope nope Like that? No she's actually watching a show I gotta say some of her laughter is well timed leave the mic open honey thanks for joining the show This is probably not going to show up in the audio there's a lot of stuff sometimes where I've noticed that in some past we suddenly go off about something that we hear on our mics and it doesn't seem to actually make it into the audio So people just think we're crazy great yeah yeah it's Cheryl's watching her show across the room with headphones and a snickering So uh karam you might be onto something after picking everyone's pocket and coming up with objects of round round you know you have Yeah I've got soap but I don't think that works Yep L's soap perfect condition never been used can you round disc we have Muros' um peck puffs you know like how women put the little pads in there make their buttocks look rounder He's got those pull them out of his pocket don't ask and uh yeah Vickers got a disc imprint sticking on the side of his pack in his pocket right? Oh yeah I have I have uh Dreamstones so you do too much too much hinting long way round no no no the others you know it does make sense we're in the temple of I'm sorry not a temple if but if a player takes a shot in the dark in the right direction I will latch onto that bullet and guide at home okay yeah But sure uh do we want to do this yeah why not which one 50/50 uh karam can decide which one goes yet Vicker holds out two fists yeah I fists I have Dreamstones one's cursed one's not tap my fist buddy I don't know I don't know the difference Oh he's Vickers gone insane already he's already cursed that's why he's acting so weird about this I mean Well I don't see anything that says um number one number two number three so let's just pick with the closest one to you Oh no sorry um I think the picture is throwing you guys off those aren't those are pillows the actual discmentation is dead center of everything in the wooden star so it's like one circular thing so one load stone goes there or Dreamstone yeah one coin five plays that's right I gotcha five lives uh a pair of dance dance revolution dream edition how many load stones you get two first not load stones they're Dreamstones not a load stones you put a load stone in there you lie down you get up you get a crap excuse me I gotta go come back to me okay so 50/50 chance there I couldn't tell you which one's different which one's which roll percentile yep one of the left the one of the right sure one of the left is to load so and that's up to the I'm thinking of a number yep so that'd be fun let's find you what happens 63 the right hand it is going going with the one that was actually not cursed I'm pretty sure that you actually had identified which is which uh last episode that okay I didn't think I did since that's the first of it no it's fine uh you know puts in his quarter okay right everybody lie down but sleep okay so what do you guys do to your gear do you guys like actually take off your armor stow your gear and I have to go to bed or you know yeah okay I have to otherwise I was what otherwise I get fatigued is your gear within reach is my you're going to be within reach uh sure I'll put it uh at the end of my where I'm lying down I don't wear armor so it's not an issue for me you know I think I have to take mine off as well so I just didn't worry about any magical item radiation there's me these identified objects will be fine how is all all the other stuff oh my god of wonder yeah all the other stuff has not heard us to date yet that we know of stuff just ignore the third arm it's fine yeah yeah okay lie down and take a nap oh we're gonna die place the um disc in the bed and you get those cybernetic looking you know vain circuits start pumping out wom wom wom right I was hoping the further vibrating but you know you put the coin in it's just but that's the cursed one right it's cool magic fingers yeah like the other the other tree that grabbed you right you guys over type sleep into Spotify and you get all that relaxo music yeah the the rain water lovely stuff and that's fine six seconds or not it's probably copyright um yeah he put it in and what does this is kind of cool if it was the right one so actually you ever see ice pirates and they load the bed chamber passion storm and there's like a backdrop of a beach even though they're like in a little cubby in the side of a room right whole room turns into like twinkle twinkle um that's gonna be a thing you know twilight night you know the kind of thing and lovely stars dance and we all have a lovely soothing dream right right I mean just because you identified dream stone doesn't mean that the cursed one is a little bit too close to where you're laying down your head bicker I'm sure everything be fine this one cancel each other out do you get a hit anything do we know uh don't get anything cuz I did not attune it so it's a magical item shape cards be with symbols or prayer blah blah blah fall asleep five minutes lying down to our sleep per day gain the benefits of eight hours sleep okay did you want to talk about what it could do so but it tells a bit time story it's not active yet guys but check it out you know I put in my quarter and this is what it could do for us yep yes so uh you find it easier to fall asleep you gained improved effects from the resulting sleep you always fall asleep within five minutes of lying down with the intention of sleeping you only require two hours of sleep per day to gain the benefits of eight hours of sleep which is awesome for our spellcasters providing I have attuned or sorry someone has attuned themselves with it for at least 24 hours prior to resting and you also get a plus two item bonus saving through against sleep effects now attuning means you just carry it it automatically you know attunes which is kind of cool and you do have it is an activation interact met metamagic item you do have to sort of turn it on you don't just like oh I forgot I had my stone on me like you have to consciously go engage one action nap time you know I kind of think that's what they mean by the intent to sleep but not just lie down no they're starting to rack up some very cool items we have a meals on wheels and we have an alchemist in the party that can make seriously cool use of all the bonuses to alchemy this thing has totally worth an entire jungle with a shit paste now we have casters that go on batman time I only need two hours sleep right now this is true yes yeah like not but I think surely like it's a it's on a one-to-one like you can use one for yourself but this little bench thing here lets us use it for everyone for five people yeah so hello base of operations so he trucks two days into the wilderness from wherever you happen to be adventuring from this point on like I need sleep we go back and oh two hours that's really good yeah wait till you can teleport right five minutes in out but you know we walked ten hours for two hours sleep whenever I thought about teleportation yeah do you have fiffle spells yeah mm-hmm yeah you're busy yeah you're too busy with your tendrils of death and innovation and trying to hurt my feelings and my characters you guys could have your spell I have well I don't think teleport was available to me okay I'll check I don't know I'm kind of going through the list one by one to see what's basically every single spell I picked is like a pretty much pretty much the whole thing I built my character around in the first place I'm a white dragon descended frost mage that was my original character concept I ended up with drunken I'm gonna call it a swagger wizard okay anyways if it gets bad and I mean really really bad where we have some amnesia thing and you need to rewrite your guy and we'll have to make it make sense I'm just like kind of finding the equivalence anything I can that I noticed I was like I was like Raya frost I'm like I wonder if that's legacy like it shouldn't be but it is so there is a spell that is similar it's not the same it's similar for our party in particular murals and myself it may be broken so we'll talk about that when the opportunity arises yeah talk to me for getting a scene I'll excited will you so before we just do like if you hit that critical with it it would just do like a movement speed reduction but now it actually pauses weakness one bludgeoning so every hit he does an extra point of damage but those you know stack up man very cool okay so falling asleep 50 minutes not 50 I mean you're in a strange place I never took those gloves off so who knows who's you gonna like you know investigate next and this place is a thoroughly creepy kind of you know an hour two of surgery sorry an hour of surgery for patients your eight hours of rest and let's say nine ten hours including surgery and full rest you guys awaken tied yourselves up and discuss what happens next you guys talk about making this your new base of operations is it or like a outpost as opposed to the castle right which is your base this is your new right because you guys still have the portal room sealed from the castle so no this is a pretty convenient location and it's you know there's a there's some storage space we can haul goods and drop them off in here and not have to worry so much about people sneaking in and out because we've got the key and I'm just looking to doing some warning and verses people speaking in via the plane that will come later but uh yeah and also looking to this teleport business here it's all the rage I'll just look into this you know sounds pretty good um what do we do now is a major force it's a fourth or back you know you guys talk about gear and payments and force okay we've been here a good one day we go forward uh yeah but this I gotta say like the dream gate way station is is pretty yeah pretty boss you guys fought an illusion trap last time this is like four rooms in a separate room in a separate ecosystem going on in here legacy content and it's a sixth level spell not a fifth oh thank god I mean oh stupid two more levels that makes sense it does seem pretty op yep well there are some restrictions to it as well okay so it's time to pull out the old star knife which I'm assuming is an al's possession yes who's got who's got the hunter's gate arrowhead I do believe it's me ups okay just curious um is that the portal yep rev that up you guys stop and turn look directly at carob right so last time we went through one of these we ended up in the middle of the lasted moogie expense and there were oh a few dozen elven archers with their bows trained on us so I'm not quite sure what we're gonna expect this time but uh dear best not to jump to conclusions and uh maybe no sudden movements I thank you for that advice a jungle normally we have we have a little tester goblin that we chucked through just to make sure things are safe for us but uh you know he hasn't turned up for quite some time tester goblin oh dude that's so good he's gonna love that so um does he test your potions for you too here man drink this I'm working on this uh everything oh my god I turned green so um no offense but after use I hate hmm a tester half lino yep once again chilled up I'll venture through prove your worth hi okay I will uh hesitantly walk through okay you step into the mist no don't go yet I'll pull my uh rod of wonder in my um wand of dimension door out one in each hand and I will be the last one through as portal as portal etiquette stated it's open for ten minutes so you go through and last of years don't you do I'll turn around come back with narrow laugh at it okay uh you you've been hazed uh I'll stand by the the exit and give it maybe a ten count if nobody comes back through I'll I'll go back in okay you hear snickering distorted on the way thicker's got a weird sense of humor it's awesome but what he employs it right um the kind of things that Igor Spangler would find funny I'm assuming Joe's character the Twinkie scene and Ghostbusters things like that yeah um you step through give it a ten count do you guys after you compose yourselves yeah come after of course all right um yeah bigger dials that leaves meros and albrick now you said you want to go last yep well come on froggy boy then euros is currently a gnome but just for spite he hops through the other side of the portal your light sources dim momentarily and when they recover be a torch or this part usually goes by magical twilight and some dark vision do you have a merge a little light but I have gone in with no torch initially last time I checked you actually believe Vicar had cast a light spell for you and handed you something and you put it on your bow now that might have run out yeah was oh yeah I guess did you want to go through with lighter oh yeah I'll use that um now not to talk or halfling into it stepping into a dark place and not giving off your position might be a good thing right yep but if it's a magic spell I'll keep it on all right you step through the portal and one by one ten count few stickers later you find yourselves in a 30 foot diameter cavern with a single exit to hmm does anybody have any kind of like no direction I mean it's kind of hard to figure out where you came out but which way is up in here no I know I know I know I do not okay I think murals might have something from his heritage but that might be completely different now actually because he's no longer a dwarf okay no that's fine gross well never mind single tingles down my cheek oh we can do a survival check there you go sense direction it is secret though yep in the tower does anyone trained is a train track and open check that is a open check which way do you believe is north good way of sort of setting your compass right I think it's hmm there you go untrained all right I see you oh sorry yeah I was reading it but you dug that up and if we do not have a compass we get a minus two penalty to that okay you don't have a compass but I will be kind I do have a compass compass thank you very much all the way from his level okay pull off the dust this would come in handy one day it's like the pirates of the Caribbean points to his booze oh it's a stood finder hold on but that's worthy so yeah that's happened 30 foot diameter cave you believe that the only exit which is clearly seen is on the north wall you guys head out to the edge and see daylight you also see crashing surf on a seaside cliff 30 feet straight down to a rocky beach below and 50 feet straight up to a bluff cliff top above your heads just like just a cave on a cliff face yeah that's all of an ocean of an ocean of an ocean oh yes can I have society in the tower please or knowledge nature you know the wind blowing a certain direction tells you that you've traveled west from breach hill one of the western oaches oceans there are several with lead three out here I'm sure which one is still giggling that the stud fighters pointing at him all care so it's not working but that's okay care them for the win with a massive shall we say goblin stealth role you look at the shoreline you look at the sea and I believe you have a map on your person of canal we are in isgar the neighboring country is chelyax and the northern western tip of chelyax has recently been liberated from said country during the hells rebels adventure path which happened a couple years ago now as an independent little country on the ocean with chelyax below it and bordering an eastern border to nidal lies revenue and if your calculations are correct zooming in on this lovely map you would put yourself somewhere on the coastline between what you believe one of the largest cities, kintargo and cypress point matter of fact looking to your right to the northeast there is actually a small fishing village burning which you believe is cypress point and we will see you all next time and you know, we have a single town we come up on on fire and I don't know 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