Let's Get Fired
51- Chris Jessop and Colton Drake- Spokane Classy
Thanks for tuning into another episode of let's get fired. If you have any questions, you want us to ask our guest or have any crazy work stories? You want to share with us go ahead and email them to us at let's get fired podcast at gmail.com again That's let's get fired podcast at gmail.com. Let's get into it. Drake revived Kendrick Lamar's career Yeah, I also don't want to lose those movies were made For dumb people and those people are in Peru. So anyways, I'm sure it was point of wondering what this podcast is about That is a wild story, bro Welcome to a new episode of let's get fired podcast I'm Drew Simon joined by Quinn Johnson and today we have two funny comedians from Spokane, Washington Comedy Mecca actually Truly is yeah Chris Jess up and Colton Drake, right? Yeah nailed it. Hell yeah Just met Colton yesterday Chris is my cousin Recently cousins. Yeah recently cousins in a whirlwind of circumstance. Yeah now very fun, but It's a destiny actually. It really was we knew each other before we really got to know each other in a religious way Yeah, yeah, it was divine. Yeah, we became I think it's a Spokane fairy tale Yeah, well this is fun because like I've talked about Spokane a lot to Quinn And it's just a hard place to describe Yeah, it is because it's a lot trashier than Seattle. I don't you're from there So I don't I can't really speak to him much. I haven't been there for for that long. Yeah, is it trashier in Seattle? Yeah, I'd say so yeah I guess that yeah, I know you can but more homeless. I think in Seattle Yeah, it's just a higher population. Yeah, I think per capita. It's right on the money. Yeah You're probably not wrong. That's Spokane. Yeah Spokane a stamp as they say mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah It's the place where homeless come up to you and they're like I'm gonna spit some bars There is a very it's a very interesting trend that happens I don't know if it's like just the size of our town But there's like this weird thing that happens sometimes in the summers where the homeless population have like their own kind of like boombox It's kind of like throwback style when they're like walking down It's probably not a boombox But it's like a you know a speaker that they found and like patched together. Oh, yeah They're like just doing beats literally freestyling down the road and it's like just they're in their own vibe in their own You know cipher and I mean it's amazing. It's the better use of I mean I mean I they're working on something, you know, like I've been seeing these videos on TikTok This dude blocks into like Walmart's with like a JBL speaker and he goes oh free concert It's like rapin like in the Walmart, but it's very much like I Yeah, you guys yeah, you guys know what an actual homeless problem looks like They're not they're not all good at rap either. They all think they're good at rap. No, they're not all good at rap homeless is Scotty G Still around oh I haven't heard the name Scotty G in a long time and the answer to that question is no He's not around dude. There was this guy who was meth personified Like you saw his face and it was just and he would Borderline homeless. He was always talking about how the cops were getting him on some bullshit warrants He was getting arrested all the time. That's like his first time. He ever got booked for a paid gig He got picked up by the police on his way to the show Did they drop him off it It's just like it's one of those he's such a character But you know there's like characters who just have like zero like awareness if he'd like knew who he was he could Have built a really good act around it, but like sure he didn't know He just didn't know how special he was that was good. Yeah down false Scotty G It's one of the tragedies of comedy. We're just seeing these crazy people like you could be so good. Yeah, it would be so good But hey, it's like having the idea of like you have to be aware of how you're being perceived Like that's a skill you have to hone as a comic. I feel like oh yeah I understand that cuz when I first starting stand-up everyone started being like are you is he gay and I was like am I? Dude, yeah, same. Yeah So that was a yeah, so that's hey now here. We are here we are lean in here and or I'm Safeest place for gay people Are you gay? I'm bisexual. Oh, okay. I didn't like realize that honestly comedy would help kind of start opening the door of like Now is that looking back at things I'd done like I thought those men like there are made out I thought made out with men at raves before and I was like, but you know, it's just so we could just do just Just what you do when you're on drugs, right? And then like my friends were like we didn't do that. Yeah, I was like, oh But anyways that joke that just told you as a million views on Instagram I Anyways, I'm gonna kill myself Yeah, also you worry here again DMS after that I was getting DMS though I didn't I didn't know this mike. Well the comedy church at a brow He posted this clipping me saying this joke and like I had no idea So like I just started getting like all these followers and I was like fuck is it like with no mutual like the fuck are you? And then like I'd get DMS with these gay guys who were like you're like hot and funny You know, I was like what is like where is all this coming from like what the fuck has happened and I saw the clip I was like, okay, all right Like we're not at a rave. Yeah But it is just like funny to get like followers and that you could you like almost get angry like why are you following me? Like how do you don't know me? Do you don't know me? You don't know me? But anyways Look in grads. Thanks. That's great. No, it's fun. It's fun. The whole careers change now. Yeah, that's great No, I was I was explaining to Colton on the way down I came out to my cousin at the exact same time that he came out to me perfect. Yeah, it was it was again a Spokane fairytale No, not really Spokane, but more Montana rural, but yeah, so we like we had recorded an episode of my podcast and you know, he and I grew up together and all this stuff and I Had planned to tell them that I was by And I could tell that he was like wanting to say something to us and he like set He like took a breath and I took a breath as well And as I was about to say something and in that moment he said hey guys. I have something to tell you I'm by and he like explained it to us and I was like dude me too Like this is an absolutely insane and then he just goes. Oh, that's why you dress like a lesbian. Yeah I know a lot of things make more sense when you look back on it like the night before I got married Me and my best man watched Porn together and then he watched me come on my stomach and then I just got married Nice, you know, and then he went on a Mormon mission and that's great cool moment for us That's in but I was like, that's amazing, but it's fun Listen what I was trying to do there. I was going into like card therapists like oh Yes, and I was just felt like I was getting hit left to right She doesn't love that story Okay, doesn't love that story also Which question do you want to ask first? They're pooling the belly button Yeah, which I think it just went straight on my stomach Cuz he went and came in the bathroom by himself and I was like that I would let you watch me and he's like, okay And then we just went to his bathroom and he's I just came to my stomach. He was just like nice That's good. That was a good job. That's what we did What were you watching for porn? Oh, that's okay. I think he was really into these things So like quickies where it was like oh like they fuck really fast I don't it wasn't like it wasn't like black. It wasn't something fun like that. It was just like quickie. So I'm Interesting dude fast. So it's a quickie. So the porn so he is expressing in that that he is a fan of just Real fast rasm attacks get it in and get it out. Yeah That was a yeah time from fun moment and then my compilation almost like yeah It's actually like you have some internalized homophobia cuz I'm like Mike cuz I didn't do that is like yeah Other people could be like that's kind of like cheating. I'm like no just another guy It's not it's not cheap interesting. Yeah, yeah, and she's like and I was like yeah I guess I never thought about like that. I just thought it was just dudes hanging out, you know She'd come did you do that with a lot of your friends? Just like I was the one pretty one-time thing I don't know where that your first like sexual experience with another man Honestly, well, I chose my dick to know the dude before okay. Let's go party. Oh scout camp scout camp. Okay, no come though No, come. No come. No, I'm a scout camp. Yeah. I'm just straight Not really Not really you do hang out ever I mean he Ironically he moved to Portland like a month before I left and then yeah, was it a going away show? Yeah, I know it's like let's let's bring this back before you leave. I gotta show you this. I gotta say it's it's better this time But yeah, so it's just a fun little moment. I had You know and one of those things too, but oh Other dudes aren't doing this. Oh, okay. Oh, I kind of have more questions Go for it Was this the first time? Coming on my stomach in front of the guy. Yeah. Yes, okay Also Had you watched porn with a friend before no no how's the first time and then how did you like initiate? Like is it cool if I like whip my dick out and start doing this? I don't even know how we got to the point for like what just watch porn together because it's crazy I don't know other guys would do that I get it and not you topping Definitely not. Yeah, so were you guys in ebrated? No? Stone cold sober sober Horny as it is it is Paris basement Yeah, that's the start of a true crime podcast episode. Yeah, it's very fun the fun story I've watched poem with one of my friends before yeah, but we didn't whip our dicks out or nothing We like watch it. It was the first time I had seen like a hint die. Oh So we were both like Let's see what this goes just mad horny, but like watching it like this is weird, right? Yeah So stupid, but like we should leave it on and I have to go to the bathroom Oh my god, but yeah, so It was interesting fun start. I mean I told you do that before you got married. I did not Okay, yeah, I would say that's cool story. I got married. We had to set up the wedding venue Mm-hmm. So we're decorating then Amanda and I got pizza and She had like lactose intolerance But she was just fighting through it to have that pizza and then she got incredibly sick came back to the apartment And just threw up in the shower then I helped like clean her up and then duster off and sent her on her way to her place and Then we woke up at seven in the morning the next day and got married. Yeah, so that's what that's you Once again Spokane fair tale. Yeah, yeah, it's better that they that night than the night Yeah, I know yeah, she was throwing up the letting I be pretty upset then I'd have to sexually sold her but No, you just team up with your best team Yeah So anyways, I'm sure it was point of wondering what this podcast is about. I thought this is it Definitely in line with yeah, it's in line with our values. Um, it's let's get fired So we interview you guys find out about your job history and we decide if we would hire you or fire you oh No on our team. We have a company. We have a company and it's the let's get fired podcast incorporated. Yeah, and If we'd hire you for this fictional position, what is the fictional position? We don't know yet. Yeah, we don't know Yeah, we'll figure it out. Okay, so we just got to be good. Yeah, it's like it's more of a vibe check Yeah, it's like based on your personality. It's like we think it's like if you're just a goody-two shoe never been fired Like followed everything to the tea boring not into that, you know So we've had one or two people like that except then that one person who's like very good at all their jobs Like I also jerked off in the parking lot of my work. We like that. That was the craziest thing you did But anyways, okay, so how will we just start with like what was the first job you guys ever had? My first job was Technically like doing a service for money. Is that what we're classifying as a job sure? Yeah, or filling out just to the first tax first job you ever did. Yeah first job. I ever did first job I ever did Growing up was this deal that my grandparents gave us where growing up in rural Montana I grew up in like a wooded area heavily wooded and Wherever you know like my grandparents lived on this, you know this property where there's just a lot of trees And in order to clean up the property you had to pick up a lot of pine cones Right, and so what we would do it or what my grandparents would do They would offer us a penny of pine cone and they had a ton of grandkids my grandparents did the exact same thing Spokane Valley, okay, there you go, right? So Yeah, so same exact thing and we would just go out and grab a wheelbarrow or a bucket or your shirt Flipped inside out and you just keep on going you just keep tracking your own head And then it turned into a game of like trying to mess up your cousin's count Because you want the most money. So like as you're counting in your own head You would go up to there and make sure you have your own count and reserve it Right, just remember your own count say you have like 25 in your shirt or something like that You just have to remember like as long as they don't add any more to this I can remember 25 and then as your cousin is picking up pine cones you go 17 21 42 he's 45, right? And you mess them up and then all of a sudden they lose their own count and they had to start over and that was the your time to Capitalize in the pine cones. It's not a game that the Amish would play I can't fuck this up. I'm not hiring you after that So that was technically my very first. Yeah, okay I mean this was pre-inflation like 25 cents because you three laughing taffys. It's true No, you know a long way and we were frugal, you know, yeah, you could buy a comic books or something. Oh drifty Yeah, you'll scout. I am. Me too. Really. I didn't know you guys did the we did the scout stuff. Yeah Yeah, I am. Are you an Eagle Scout? No, that's why you have the black mic. I don't want to be a I don't want to be a wee blow. I can't car dude I couldn't stand being a wee blow. Yeah, we blow is with two weird, dude You guys are walking around Chan that we blow we blow no, I can't do it Okay I don't know my scout stuff. Sorry. It's okay. I'm the only boy scout Not in my dad would be like a arrow of lights a big deal because when you graduate from Cub Scouts boys Scouts arrow of lights the only patch you get to take with you. That's true And so I was like the only club scout badge allowed on the boy scout uniform And then the only badge we got to take with us was, you know, the badge of being molested Well as long as you're showing each other your dick behind a tent, exactly. Yeah, scout camp I'm happy this podcast isn't about who can tie the best knots or else I would be at the bottom of that Oh damn it too. Well, I don't think any of us remember people scout who still knows how to do scout stuff No, no, like everyone flushes. Maybe you very much. Oh, you're the pinegun guy I flush that information out of my brain like as soon as I was done Yeah, no, I can start a fire without matches pretty quick. Hell yeah, you need me to give me a knife in a lighter And gasoline Okay, well, how will you first job? My first job I got was for this Thai restaurant It was their grand opening and I got the job 15 bucks an hour to hold a sign that says grand opening Thai restaurant Hell yeah, right, but I would get free pad Thai after the shift it was a couple hours and I would stand out there and she's like I don't care if you want to use a chair I had to make my own sign that was a big part of it But she didn't care if I used the chair job. Yeah, it's kind of creative my creative writing skills came in and then I Got to use headphones too. So I just got listened to headphones and stay on the corner and hold a sign 15 bucks an hour Yeah, and got pad Thai at the end. It was a pretty good game. It was in Spokane. No, it's in snow. Homish. Okay. It's a whole mesh Actually technically it was in Monroe Well, it's like an antique you kind of town sorta. Okay. Yeah, it's kind of towards Seattle All right, you've been to Wenatchee Yep Party it out there you have Mm-hmm. Yeah, dude. It was uh, you know after that whole like mass shooting happened We just went to my dude's house and knew in Wenatchee We just went there and this guy this guy who's just Filipino guys literal name is go die That was his name He was there. He was at the concert And his name is go die and then he started busting out liquid moly. We all started ripping that and just got fucking crazy in Wenatchee So whoa, just throw it into Wenatchee. Wenatchee. It is beautiful. Yeah Gorgeous not as cool as Yakima though. Way cooler than Yakima. Oh, god I just I hated I drove through Yakima and I was like everyone here should kill themselves The Yakima is brutal Yeah Whoa, how old were you when you had the sign job? I'm like 17 17 was first. I think so. Yeah, and then my next job. Oh, you didn't ask about my next job. No, I don't go My next job was for red Robin. Ooh, and I got hired as a dish Washer a throw diver love was really hoping you were just for you to stop at dish. I should have just got It's a dish. I don't want dish about doing dishes, dude Did we do we have red Robin's did they do they do the? Bottomless fries. Yeah, but it's like the given to you every like 45 minutes or something Stay fries. So I went in there thinking I'd like game the system like I'll get some more fries in there Like three minutes later like you have to take PTO Yeah, dude when I was a kid, I remember the red Robin We thought it was so cool because they had a TV in the floor, right? Yeah, that was a big selling point. I think back then and then they would always have the red Robin mascot Just walking around. Mm-hmm. Just pop it in it people's booth. I was lucky. I can fit in it. Yeah red bird costume like yeah, it was like just a Satter chucky cheese. I Really despise Everything about this the dude in a Robin costume. Yeah, like how's the fold? Yeah, cuz there's like tall. There's nothing to do it red Robin besides eat your burger It's not like there's activity is going on so they're it was just looking at people while they eat honestly What they design those buildings for is to get people in and out It's just a restaurant. Here's the food eat it. Yeah, but they designed the building So it's so loud. They're like people have a hard time talking kind of so they will eat faster and get out and then get more people in Gotta flip this to top. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Okay. I've seen the bear. Yeah, so then I went from man Yeah, I know I'm talking behind Corner Yeah, exactly corner Yeah, so you feel like a weed. Did you feel like you were? Fucking chef in there like no get the lingo. Well, yeah, I know all the lingo I knew all the going shit But I was not that good at plus I didn't like it like it sucked and you would be there the latest like fashions the worst Do you know in Spokane Valley players and spectators? Yeah? Yeah, that was my first job I was a dishwasher there back then. I don't know if they still did they had a casino in there and Yeah, they had the full bull in art alley and Arcade and then on the weekends. They always had MMA fights there and we'd go to like 3 a.m. When they had MMA fights God brutal then you're there for like another two hours I tried to describe people like outside of Spokane where my first job was like it was like a bowling alley slash restaurant casino MMA venue What sort of business venture is this this jokers That's a fun that's a fun comedy joke in central Washington If you're in the know Joker's comedy club in rich Richland richland. Yeah, this is a name. I said rich field Used to Utah now richland Washington right next Pasco Yeah, I'm saying all the things I like to hear yeah In a bowling alley perfect in the casino At this the bowling alley active for the comedies happening no separate venue It would be sweet was in the bowling alleys simultaneous Because when I got my check from the my check said from atomic bowling. Yep. It's owned by the same people. Yeah I just barely featured out there actually. Oh really? Yeah, it was great time. It was super fun. Yeah, fun Did you miss that you should have been here? About a year ago Because we had a we had a fresh brand new comedy club out here a box car comedy club Oh, I heard and you guys had Tom Segura do the open the open it. Yeah, and then you know three four months later closed their doors Because the ownership was fucking retarded Well, they were so they were just like not booking correctly. I don't know what most of they like stopped paying people Well, I mean Yeah, I mean I featured their Friday night show like 7 30 like so it's not even a late show and Maybe 25 people in the club. Yeah, and a club that's supposed to see like 250 Well, I think issue they had it's like also you walk in there and it's like Most of the seats are like movie theaters. Yeah, and oh, it's theater style and I'm like, yeah And but they put random tables right on the side of the stage like the VIP But like I'm they do the full drink service and food and like how they it's in the middle row. How are you supposed to put? Yeah, yeah, I'll do it. Excuse me. Excuse me. Yeah, so it's like from the jump. It was like this is already bad But I got a feature there. Yeah, cool Christina Hutchinson fun. So cool cool. That's good. Oh, yeah, it was weird But that's the first place ever featured at a club and then just gone. I Don't know what that means something. It's kind of cool though And they were having been a Rory Scovole. It was gonna. I know everybody was like fighting to feature there Oh, yeah, did he end up showing up? No, they can't close right before that. Oh Rory Scovole couldn't it cute. I mean I know I was nothing can say that it was that if you can't I mean That's and the open mic unfortunate was The open mic would have like five people there, but it just like they just gave up so fast They were just like why isn't it selling out? Oh fuck and then they just yeah, yeah Yeah, I was trying to build that um so We gotta be a little tough cuz if we hire Chris it'll look like nepotism since her cousins. Well, I didn't reveal that Well, what about blood and I mentioned it right away. No, I do it doesn't matter our fan This guy looks similar Yeah, so we're and we're just doing like some vibe check questions Thanks, right also Yeah, also this podcast is brought to you by white claw white claw the the only claw. That's the Find the joke Black cherry flavored white claw The only drink that has two different colors in the title that was worth it We're like salt and pepper claw Chris the claws are coming out. Yeah, we know what we don't know if you can join our team yet So you hit him with the question here. Yeah, um, so this is a fun question. We've been asking what's Your favorite guilty pleasure song It's good or banned or whatever Guilty pleasure song or band. Mm-hmm All right, and this is for a vibe check. Yeah, this is all all right This is actually been nice. It doesn't have to be performative. We just want to know you He's actually been a very big part of the interview process. It's my biggest. I brought it on pretty early actually very big Well, I mean if you turn on I Mean it's kind of become it's kind of rounded the curve in a way, but if you turn on Can you take me higher by creed? Hey, I like that. I kind of you know what I tried hating that song, but just it's you can't you know Everyone and everyone was giving shit to creed, right? Scott's dad boy seems at the bottom of his jaw. Fuck this guy, right? Whatever that's fine. It's cool, but he's been mimefied and that's kind of the unique thing It's because if you become mimefied then all of a sudden you're back in favor again. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, also when I found out that the Astros won the world series by listening to create That's funny. That's awesome. Those the Rangers. Oh, it's the Ranger, Texas. It's the same thing So yeah, I would say higher by creed is my not a bad pick. It's not a bad pick at all Yeah, seriously, I'm like I used to make fun I mean I still it's still a fun song to make fun of and sometimes it just hits great karaoke Yeah, everybody knows it also. I'm like, I don't know who sings like this. No, no person's voice So it's very fun. Yeah, okay, it's a good pick. Yeah, hold it Takashi six nine That would probably be Oh, yeah, not the karaoke guy though. I'm not Mexican enough to say It makes sense you guys talk about all those like almost dudes rapping on the street Dude, I do love Takashi. I think he's awesome. Wait, so Takashi's the guy with the rainbow bright. Yeah He snitched okay, I still defend him. He I don't defend him right now Go ahead. Okay, sorry the question I was about to say or basically say is I don't have any sort of like compass or gauge on rap beef. No way. No looking at you Come on Kendrick Drake. What's going on there? You know, what was my next question? I I know that You can't wait for these questions. I know you guys are probably thinking man. This guy is not like us Their family, dude, it matters. Yeah, all right family matters joke. Very good. Hey, I thought I like that Man, how cool would it be if we all could say the n-order right now, don't be Really, I mean, what's the spice up? All right, so what's the beef with Takashi? The beef with Takashi. Oh, he's pretty much out of the industry now. He kind of got black balled out Yeah, hit a weird you like flamed out pretty hard, but he was awesome, dude He was a great troll because he wore rainbow bright. No, I wasn't it. He was just who he is as a person Yeah, and he was like snitching on people and then I Don't even know everything honestly, I can't remember but like it was a I don't know I'd hang out with Takashi if you hear that Takashi. They go hit me up, dude Were you at 69? Yeah, is he in prison? No, not anymore. He was he was. Yeah, okay. Yep So anyways, he's out. He exists. I saw this video these dudes were in a New York subway and like I must be like three in the morning like someone's planning to get the Kashi 69 song and like everyone's getting fired up in the moment The beat drops everyone starts fucking losing their minds like all different like races and cultures All just like fucking going crazy for the song. So well Takashi 69 kind of got replaced by Lil Mabu Hey, Lil Mabu. Oh, we don't know rap dude He's a white dude. I never said I did he's a little white dude, and he does like drill. Okay. Yeah, so Drake No, no, he's this little skinny You see him there's a video on Twitter of him like shooting a music video with a gun Oh, and he tries to like put it in his waistband or whatever and he like goes to take it out of his waistband and pulls the trigger And then you just see like the look of shock on today. It's pretty great. It's pretty cool. That's pretty cool Lil Mabu - I like you dude. Pretty cool. Um Team Team Drake Yeah, I have been this whole time wait, really? Yeah, I've been team Drake this whole fucking time I really should be surprised if you're like the Kashi where you at? Here's what I'll tell you dude Drake revived Kendrick Lamar's career. I Think ever need to be revived big steppers Not it Mr. Morales incredible. No, it's not it's really not not something I want to listen to dude It's it's not cuz not fucking like damn is wasn't credible Damn was incredible. It's like Mr. Morales not like you know like like if you're used to listening to like like Play-Doh music and like Oh, this is music for children like you know like that like that's the Drake. What a nice insult I think it's a great album. I don't think it's his best album, but I really liked it There was like two songs on it like maybe three songs that are that are like worth It's it was like you listen to it once all the way through this do it twice all the way through Then you kind of find which ones you like I just felt like I didn't I just didn't connect with it But at the same time, I'm not the I am not the demographic for that album, right? Like same with I'm not the demographic for to pepper butterfly. I am not that demographic butterfly those like one of the greatest albums It's incredible It's so good. You have a drink. You have a drink album. You guys ever listen and you take care. No Yeah, I got something If you're reading this is too late was also amazing Yeah, it's not been to to to pimp a part or five. Yeah, it's definitely on for me more than to pimp a butterfly We all are on subjective taste, you know, just the same way that like it's just a little - like I get it Did you just try to fuse jazz and all that it was cool? I just know that that's not for me. No, that's totally fine I'm not that culture for that. It's everything subjective, you know, it's like I Like the people I'm attracted to Bisexual adults my cousins attracted children, you know, and that's just Sneaked those in dude. Yeah, I'm like, huh. Yeah, it's just fun to do it. It's comedy's about truth. Yeah Another fun interview question. So if a hidden Video came out and was leaked tomorrow of a celebrity is saying the N word, okay? And they got ruined. Uh, which celebrity would you want that to be? Oh And this is a white celebrity. Yes, that's black celebrity I was about to say Oprah. Yeah Oprah saying it you're like it Russell Wilson I don't know. I mean, how about like who do you think we could who do you think could get away with it? Meryl Streep Nicholas Cage. Oh, yeah, who's a white one? Who's a white who's our white knight? I think Nicholas Katie. Honestly, you might be able to get away with it because he's he's such a wild character everyone's like Let him let him do a thing. We know the capio got away with it. I think it yeah, this point if Mel Gibson said it It wouldn't be any Chinese anymore. I mean, it's not he's not a great example. No, like Not the first bird like he's already insane. How about like dude Would have Joe Biden said it that would be on accident He's pretty sick Sleep you actually win tie to home You just was you just was tired turns out he just he just not woke Same Joe is for him to say the n-word Joe. I think right now. Yeah with that last debate that might be the only He has to just come out. That's the only thing that'll save America I would the next debate should just be like who's just who's better at golf. Like I don't like Nothing matters. That's kind of what it was. Yeah, we were arguing about Play a match and like all vote for that. Yeah, we vote for the winner Well, cuz I'd be placed bets when you do the over-under on all that. Oh, yeah Plus if they got a train for so long I've been saying this a long time, but like they need to fight in Tekken I think that would be really cool. Oh a Tekken match to decide who would be pressing one Yeah And so you get so long with like got pick your main guy Right, and then you just get a grind with that for like three months and then you guys fight each other. BAM I like that's actually that's a way better. There's a way better way doing election The or just like smash and imagine how people would get good at Tekken dude. It'd be great be a cultural phenomena Like smash like you don't know who which character they picked forever and like the day of the debate or the game It's like Joe Biden's pick Mr. Game and watch and you're like oh Yeah, I can totally see Trump picking Ganon Dorf Who's that not peach the other girl? It's a Rosalina Rosalina. Yeah Just get there's also Daisy Okay, okay, see him to pick him Bowser also It almost is too obvious. Yeah, right you know that you just wouldn't pick Donkey Kong And then he hears the DK rap Stands for drift king then he's cool with the Japanese boom Wasn't in that way Paul Walker he died when I was in Guatemala one of like the Peruvian missionaries called me to break the news that St. Paul died and brutal news. Yeah I know and then I laughed and he was like what the fuck is wrong with you Kringos. I told my American companion He also thought it was hilarious and that well wait does Paul Walker mean a lot to the Peruvians? I guess so they love Fast and Furious is white guys like um those movies were made for dumb people and those people are in Peru and Really like those movies a lot down there Probably all those puff peppers. I also know a lot of guys in Spokane that like Fast and Furious. Oh, yeah, there's a lot Yeah, I'm trying to discount the amount of Americans like this. Oh, no, I did Two weeks ago. We were talking to our neighbors and so I brought up Fast and Furious I was like oh, yeah, that's a series they made for just the biggest morons ever and then my neighbors are my favorite franchise Fast and Furious is I think it's just dumb fun. You know who likes it Christopher Nolan loves Fast and Furious There you go. It's fun. Really? Yeah, he loves it because he's like he's like just it's just stupid and like mindless And it's like the stunts are crazy. He's like just yeah, I'm like the moment. We're like we're pushing for 10. I'm like, let's go I'll say how far we Are like they're gonna do ten - I think that's the next one coming out and they split ten into two parts Oh, ten. That's what we needed was a two part Fast and Furious. Yeah, I mean, that's the most Fast and Furious thing that is our last one, but Exactly exactly. Yeah, how fast so it is crazy when I was like a child I remember watching the first Fast and Furious and then like it's just been a constant. That's awesome throughout our lives Yeah, I don't know if I'm ready for a ten. I don't it we're gonna go into disarray Okay Okay, so I'm sure we have some other question about your your your jobs if you guys ever Done anything sexual at your job If you're like, you know, masturbated Assaulted someone or anything like that No, and no to both of those options. Just want to be that clear. I've got I've got I've got so I'm a construction worker I'm a plumber. I've gotten head before at lunch. Hell. Yeah, that's from a client. No from my girl Really excited I was about to say a plumber I mean These all the hoes kind of multiple Well Okay, yeah, ever showed up to work under the influence No You saying that they really trying to sell that one. I don't believe that at all No, well, I mean that working at a comedy club is like it's like working at a restaurant You know and there's a lot of people who imbibe on various Chemicals and I mean like you're talking about working at red robin as a dishwasher. Mm-hmm like line cooks wait or some waitresses It's like a It's the industry that catches on it's the net that catches everybody right like you have a dude who's been like Servant hard time and they'll take him on as a dishwasher like that's what happens sometimes not saying that that's what happens at the comedy club specifically, but But yeah, no, I there would be times where you'd be like, you know what this crowd has been nuts. I have been You know seating a ton of people and we need to kind of take a break for a second step outside And then I get back to business What kind of breath was that? Is that a? Oxygen or meditative. Oh Is there a cadives something else that helps, you know, I felicitate that or whatever. Yeah, I also don't want to lose my job Well, hey, don't worry about it. What's this podcast gone? It's cuz let's get fired Which I have I had someone reach out once like hey do you delete that episode of my HR just found it? Oh That was fun It's all jokes yeah Legally, I never came on my stomach never happened. What all jokes. Oh, that was funny Yeah, you got me got it. Yeah, I created a message coming up with a drop master Anyways, if you guys ever done improv. Oh, did I get I don't get the drug question. No, no, no, you're sorry I didn't mean to cut you off. Oh Yeah, my whole apprenticeship. I was stoned my whole apprenticeship perfect Yeah, I got in trouble one time by my This is a long story, but basically we got this dude fired and Cuz he was like he was horrible. Anyways, we're getting fired They bring us he goes and like snitches that we were getting stoned like because we'd show up We'd smoke all the way there get there on break. I had an oil panomie So we'd smoke all the way to break and then on break we go to Safeway get stoned come back Hit the pen and then the whole time. Yeah lunch go to Safeway get some right whole thing so he told on us and so the next morning we were at a safety meeting and They were like hey, we need to talk to you're got like Picked up a couple of us and like we need to talk to you guys in the conference room after the safe meeting. All right cool We go into that conference room and the boss is like So I hear you guys are smoking a bunch of weed on the job and I was like not bunch And he's like all right. Well, don't do that You just gotta keep your job. Yeah, dude. It's happening Utah totally good Yeah, it depends on the good construction. It's like they're just like Are they have they doing their work out there? They hit in the nail on the head like dude? I got hurt. I got hurt super bad. I tore my bicep at work. Damn, right? And I was all worried about cuz I was like, oh no, like I didn't want to tell the doctors that I fucking It didn't that it happened at work cuz I want to get drug tested. Well the doctor comes back and he's like hey Toy attendant you tore it like like a textbook way to tear it and he's like Honestly, if you go through LNI blah blah blah they are gonna drug test you, but I think you'll be good. I went through LNI The drug test people after I took it called me back and they're like hey, you did pass task pause test positive from marijuana And hydrocodone, which is what they fucking this is like prescribed me right and I was like, okay Never heard a fucking word about it didn't miss a paycheck and I was off for like three months Oh, yeah, I'm like when I was applying for jobs in Portland they're like a ton of these places without like like on like indeed if all caps like we don't care if you smoke weed It'd be like that would be like a huge part of their like Selling point was like it's okay. You couldn't smoke weed. It's so that's a huge selling point. Yeah a lot of folks I wish I could smoke, but I can't I just get fucking anxious. So well for me. Yeah, dude. I've had I've had to take drug tests Where I have like my buddy's pee between my legs perfect, you know nice. Yeah, that's stressful Yeah, well it is too when you dump it into the cup and the cup you dump it into has a hole in it Swear to God that happened to me. I have my buddy's pee running down my hands I'm trying to put my cock away because you're supposed to you're supposed to pee your real pee into the toilet And then you dump your buddy's pee into the thing, right? There was a hole in that cup. That's not been all over me. So I was like, oh no there has to be three ounces I think we need three or four ounces is what they mean Anyways, so like I put I put my shit away and I like as I head outside. I'm like hey You gave me a cup of the hole in it right and I step out and she's like oh my god I'm so sorry and it's kind of like running down my hands and she dumps into another cup and I was like I'm sorry. That's all the P. I have and she's like, oh, that's so fine I'm so sorry that that little blah she fucking dabbed it up look that she's like you're good Boom tip My heart was fucking racing dude Do they watch you But like is it a five-hundred empty out all your pockets and oh, yeah, well, no did you wear two pairs of underwear? You slap it in your gooch. So underneath your balls. Mm-hmm, right? You have a you have a Like a hand warmer on it rubber bandit Throw it on there right you temp-tech it before you go in there make sure it's 98 degrees Or like depending on how long the weight is you got to do some calculation sometimes Right so you know how much temperature drop you're gonna have so then you try to heat it up to like 102 So that by the time you flip it from here into the cup the cup's gonna be colder It'll drop the temperature, but you want to be right in between ninety to a hundred degrees So if you're telling me that you have to be a chemist No in order to pass a drug test. Mm-hmm. That's the only way it's a you're able to because that was Read detailed. Yeah, I mean yeah Also, it doesn't seem I feel like getting high doesn't seem worth it at that point. Well actually I think This means you're absolutely qualified for this job. If you're willing to think about all that Thank you both for that whole process like this guy's he's guys putting in the work already Forward thinker. I actually think it's a yeah, yeah other dudes just walk in their piss and Fail and then they have to go to a class or something not doing that. I'm doing a hand warmer on a bucket of piss in my Gucci and yeah, it's it's we're making it happen. Yeah, I like that. So what's What's the most embarrassing thing either of you have posted online? Posted online I posted my ass online. Hey, yeah, nice. Yeah, it was a it was a photo of me at this place in Montana Called blodget overlook It's just like hike you can go on. It's like a few miles away from where I grew up. It's really scenic super awesome Fun little hike super cool, you know, and we went up there and I was like, you know what? They have that nature bums Instagram page that I've seen before it said my you know, it's hit the algorithm You know and so I was like, you know what? Maybe I can contribute. So I dropped trow and Took a there my girlfriend at the time took a photo from behind and very scenic and Thanks, you're embarrassed about it though. Nah, it's about everyone's got one Why would you worry about the question was what's the most embarrassing? Oh, yeah? I say that's getting some people would find it embarrassing Which is why I guess it yeah, but you don't that's okay train to flex on us. Yeah, yeah I just want something like you look back on you're like, oh 12 years ago. You posted a post I posted Wow one time That's cool. Just because I wanted the attention people like on Facebook. Yeah, I said wow and everyone's like what happened Yeah, don't worry about Yeah, yeah, I I'll get like you like Facebook like you remember you remember when you posted this And I'll be like when I was going through like a real dark time in high school where I just kept posting like like a Self-help quotes or like song lyrics green day lyrics and Yeah, you're like man things weren't going well then or also we didn't know how to be cool on the Internet I feel like that's different kids now are being raised to know how to be cool on the Internet We didn't have that the Internet came around and then it's like we're all just trying to be cool Yeah, this week I was getting you know you posted this 12 years ago, and I was like Fourth of July post of like I'm so proud of being American. I live in the greatest country in the world I love this place pray for America That's awesome. I still subscribe to that I have a friend. He had a face memory pop up right after the Boston bombings and he Wrote a post like whoever did this will we punish of the full extent of the law? We're gonna find you like it's just like 14 year old dude from Florida be like I'm gonna just get my opinion and I did I miss I do miss more those posts of just like Because when you read them now, you're like, why who's this for? You just yeah, I'm posting for Anyways, dude, I really wish Facebook was around when 9/11 happened so we could see everyone's 9/11 post Now we see everyone's 9/11 posts now You posted one where after Lance The the whole Lance using steroids interview with a little talking about my dad Family matters I didn't know it your dizzy was Lance. Yeah. Yeah, that's his name But I posted this thing about how Like I put into question whether or not Oprah used interviewing enhancing drugs during the interview Mm-hmm and like tried to make a joke out of it And it happened while I was in college and there was a few black teammates that I had they got really pissed off at me They're like, how dare you insinuate that Oprah used drugs Like is it cuz she's black and I was like what no, no, I was just trying to make a joke Maybe she like took it. I don't know add her all something. I don't know how to try to be funny. I'm sorry, but yeah, no it happens Best thing to do in those moments just lean in and be like is cuz she's black. Yeah Sorry, so that's that's my whole argument. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Okay. Well, I like that You've heard what's like You've ever done any like theft at your work like like like time card theft or ever stole anything from your job Oh, yeah, I stole socks. Hell yeah socks. Yeah. Yeah, I worked at a small pine cone. Yeah, I Worked at a sporting goods store And these ports from the warehouse no Bob Ward's An Hamilton shout-out Hamilton They were like in the tryout bin And they were like the the socks that we would use that like, you know Sometimes maybe somebody else took a pair of socks from like a two pack Mm-hmm from the the sock that's behind in the little cardboard or whatever and like try to be sneaky that way So we would occasionally find stuff like that and we were like alright So just like toss them to try and you know try out bin or whatever so you know people walking with sandals or whatever Try out some shoes. They don't have socks with them. They would use those to do it, right? We'd get them laundered and everything There are sometimes where there's like really nice high quality socks And I would sometimes maybe occasionally allegedly put them in my cargo shorts and clock out and walk out of there It's a hardcore man. What brand for these socks? Darn tough Shout-out darn darn darn tough. I'm not I'm this is just a personal plug here darn tough makes the best sock Because if they ever wore like everywhere out or get a hole in them You can send them to them and they'll send you another replacement pair appropriate not tough to get away with stealing them either exactly They don't know. Yeah That's awesome, man, yeah, I keep the Tootsie's warm. What about you hold in? I'm not a thief. I'm not a thief, but I've taken a lot of shits Like good like an hour like time tough you just go to the port-a-potty or your job and steal our other people's shit No, like sometimes I just gotta go didn't I'll just go That's fine. If anyone's fire and anyone for taking a shit. Yeah, but it's a few sometimes. It's a few shit You know, I mean, what are you eating? I guess a lot of fiber. Okay. Yeah New to hell. Yeah, man. Shout-out to a good clean diet, right? Yeah, but never but yeah John Cini. That's what I eat Yeah Anyways, children children Adrena Chrome or you at what what what for skin for skin Are you going to sell certain size? Hand up, circumcised. Yes You're wearing a hoodie. Yeah, uncut. You're wearing your I haven't been generally mutilated. Yeah, your dicks wearing a beanie Sure. That's more of a turtleneck. You want a Pashmina. Hmm. Yeah, that's cool Yeah, that's that question every episode Dira. Yeah. Yeah Moon the female comics will come in and I'm like have you been chemically castrated? Yeah, has your clearance been cut off by a jihadi hottest Yeah, that's fun. What's a movie that you guys hate that most people think is really good? Oh big one Movie that gets a lot of hate that movie Yeah, I guess love but you get you got you got you overrated what I think is overrated Could be TV shows you if you can't be a movie TV show easy friends fuck friends I'm with you friends. Yeah, I hate friends friends is not funny if you if you look and watch it I mean, it's it's heartwarming sure, you know a bunch of friends hanging out doing things I'll be there for you. It's in the title sound great, right? But I don't find the humor in it funny at all whatsoever You're doing a laugh track for me and if that that's that's kind of a Bearing for me if you take the laugh track out, and it's not funny anymore. It's not really worth the writing I mean, I was falling out of my chair when anytime Joey would be like how you doing? I'd be like my god. How do they come? Is there anything better than this? Oh My mother-in-law doesn't like shows that don't have a laugh track because she doesn't know when to laugh What am I supposed to do? Really? Yeah, she's watching like breaking bad like I'm supposed to try to get her watch the office Once and she's the worst thing ever. Oh, okay Tracks were better when it was front of a live studio audience. I Just really I just was never a being a sitcom like the audience laughs I don't know it just feels odd always feels like also Yeah, cuz if you've watched even watch the clips and people will take out the the laugh track and it's like horrifying It's like he's like weird pauses. They have no and it's like nothing. They're saying it's funny Yeah, then it turns like you're like dark really quick. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you could add creepy music to it Yeah, next thing Joey's just sexually assaulted everyone. Yeah, yeah, it's tough Yeah, so that would be one for me. I have all I also fair confession. I have not Seeing a full episode of the office from start to finish. Whoa Yo, that's almost sacrilege. I mean especially in Utah. Yeah, this is I wrote weirdly Big part of Mormon culture is there is the office. Yeah huge part of it. I think it's the suits I might be the suits. Uh, I don't I think it's because like for Mormon culture It's a show that is right on the line of edgy like it's funny You couldn't get away with now. They're actually a shit. They say back then that you're like holy shit That's brave So I I mean I hear a lot of hype. Yeah, it's fantastic. It's it's a great show. You need to watch it Amazing. I you can just watch up until I won like Steve Carell leaves Kind of says to fall off, but I'd still finish it out You don't also don't need to watch the first season. What are you talking about? First season's amazing. Yeah, first season had Diversity day. Yeah, diversity today the basketball game. Oh, I think they're just trying to be like the British office They are yeah, and the first episode like Shot for shot for shot and then the British office like that is it can be legit and really hard to watch it It is because it's that good. No, they play it. They play it. It's so dry. Yeah, it's so dry So it feels a lot more real. Okay, so that to me I respect that shit that if that's what they're going for like that kind of thing They're like check out the great office. Yeah, I watch it. Just I'm like you can't a net any uh what's overrated Freddy cougar Five night. No, no, Freddy cougar Yes, oh Kruger. Yeah. Yep. Yep. There's a cougar ever saw it. It's pretty cougar. Yeah, pretty cougar If I'm gonna tax these old No, I don't like Freddy cougar. I can kind of appreciate the movies But I don't like I think it's weird when people get like a tattoo of Freddy cougar Kruger. Don't say that dude You know I have that tattoo. I think it's weird You know, you know, I have a full chest I Think it's weird dude. He was a pedophile. There's it's like oh, you're just getting a pedophile blasting on your body You know I mean sick move. Okay. I got the JF skiing right here Given me shit about the pedophile shit earlier. You gotta have one tattoo on your chest This is all jokes Yeah, okay, so you don't like nightmare on Elm Street. I wasn't expecting I've never seen it I don't know there is a street in Spokane. Yeah, yeah, there is Watch it watch it. Yeah, watch it. It's pop culture. I'll check it out because it's use like the claw hand thing Yeah, you can like come into your dreams come into your dream. Yeah, he comes so hard in your dreams, dude No, you tell me into your dream Okay, I don't know if there's like any Pretty Krueger fans still left though. Oh, maybe there's a bunch. It has a huge like a cult following Well, there's a bunch of you know horror is like its own thing and all those like Very big very much huge market. So they hit you have a haunted castle in Salt Lake. We do Really, which how is that? Is that pretty cool? It's a cheesecake factory What were you saying? Sorry, I cut you up a haunted castle We talking about the Mormon church No, uh, no, I went to it. Yeah, it was a haunted, uh It was just like some fear factory place, but they're like I'm doing it's only operating during like a Halloween Oh, okay. That was my question. I don't know if they do your rounds, but I don't know if you're like a ski broom system It's supposed to be like the best one, right? I don't know. It's on like travel channel and shit. Is it? Yeah, they've like done exposés on it Well, it looked badass when we were driving through I was like is this thing operation? It's cool. I go like it's like a very industrial You know, like you feel like have you walked through it? I was like outside of it yesterday. Yeah, I've been like Ever went in Too scary No, I don't really give a shit about them. Uh, who got a escape room. See like escape rooms Uh, I haven't wait. No, I haven't done one. No, it's like yeah The last game reminded I was on mushrooms and my friend was on Yeah, my friend was on molly and all the girls were like pretty functional So they were all doing stuff and we were kind of sitting down and there's a water spot on like this ceiling tile and my buddy's like Dude, they got a leak there. I think obviously we got moved that ceiling tile. Where's the stool? So it's like we're just looking for shit. It was fun. No, dude Escape rooms not my thing. I I did one once if it wasn't for the other people I'd be there to this day like it just I don't get how people's brands work for like We're just gonna look for clues and was your escape room? Uh, two years long and in Guatemala Cool. No, he's really his real escape room is uh accepting his sexuality and That is tough. That's the escape room of all. Yeah, you know, I'm uh Flamin homosexual You heard it I only bring that up because any temple talk about some gay shit. He really like Messed up. He really really has to let us know that he's he's not. Oh, I don't I don't and it's almost like it's almost a little like sus Why are you being this like like uh outspoken, you know, like what's going on there drew? I just want to let you know that I'll pray for you. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, let's call your dad right now and tell him you like the suck car That would be a fun prank Let's call lance Okay, the other thing about doing escape rooms on mushrooms is when you come out of there. You're still in escape room mode Oh, you know every look. Yeah, you're like, so where's the car? Do we go to the car before we go to this coffee shop? Do we Get McDonald's like to say your number like can't be that No way, it's me That's cool Wait, wait last movie to make you cry Oh Easy iron fist New you're gonna say I felt it Iron claw. Yeah, that's it Very different movie Different iron claw dude, I felt that I'm bald my eyes out to iron claw like three times. I was trying to hide it from my wife the way I was laying on the couch This is this is bothering me at all. I don't care about these guys and then just I love when you're trying to hide it Well, I'm an only child too. I'm an only child, right? so I'm to have brothers so I'm crying I'm balling my eyes out and I'm trying to hide it from my wife and she's like She goes she asked me a question and I was like, yeah She's like, are you crying over there? And I was like sure right and she goes. Why is this movie hitting you so hard? You don't even have brothers I was crying and I was laughing so hard because I just had gotten fucking roasted but also it's so insane too. It's like, why are you crying but I think Uh, you don't have brothers and there's no way you can feel empathy for anyone You feel empathy at all for anyone there situation My wife I told her oh, sorry Oh, I I told her I was like, yeah, well, I don't have brothers and sisters So I can like relate better right because I can fill in the blanks. I'm like a shell You'd be like that would be me. Yeah Exactly. Like you can't relate because I hate whatever Yeah Almost make it as wrestlers. No, that's great. That's like if uh, my wife doesn't know her biological parents and uh It that would be like for watching lion king and with faucet eyes, but you didn't know Don't even lie. Yeah, that comparison is crazy It was so funny to me though. I like it didn't hurt my feelings at all. That's my mom. Um, okay, and chris Uh, last movie to make me cry Uh, hit all go When did you watch it? A few weeks ago. Oh, it was like when it came out in 2004 No, uh, I'm a big I want to say underrated movie great movie vega mortensen. Um, shout out Do the pod. Come on pod vega. Where you at vega? He's hiding. He's ducking I'm ducking us, but uh, no, it's yeah It's a movie about how a guy a western like horse racer Uh, travels to Saudi Arabia to do this horse race. It's like across the Arabian desert And he wins against all odds and there's i'm a competitive distance runner Um, and so it's like one of those things like the a to b just gets to me Just gets to me go from here to there here to there man. It's not that toby maguire movie That's seabiscuit. Um, also a movie that makes me cry Took him maguire Quick shout out to him as one of the most insane actors Amazing when he cries or we next know when he screams. It's like the most unhinged shit i've ever seen Tell you why um, sometimes you just have to make a decision as an actor Well, he'll do this that yeah, no, he does that like, uh, he didn't great. Gatsby. He was like Like it's like it's so fucking crazy, but like he's cool guy, you know, nobody cries like him He's either dude the ugliest crier. Oh spider-man three Classic. Oh great. Oh, last like when he said it's like, you know, become a bad boy bad boy peter parker Yeah, it was that it keeps pointing at the girls Yeah, this is a bad ass shit like in front of the door Yeah in front of like a chase bank and he's like, come on Yeah, what is that? He goes emo in weird. That is not emo My old wife took a cinema class at BYU and they played the clip of him going on the street and uh, the instructors like this is the greatest scene in cinema history Dude, I took a film class at uvu, uh, which is anyone can get in and uh My film professor came in and he was talking about cool the movie pixels looked if you remember that movie That adam samler movie where they're like video game characters enter the real world And they're like drive mini coopers and they're like, I don't know That's how they get them out. It's something dumb like that And he was like that movie looks fucking awesome And then I just dropped out of college. I was like Like this is drop down. Yeah, it was like this is not worth it You're not your opinion is not worth my credit Well, it's like if this is like my professors like this is our aspiration is to make pixels and like No, definitely not out of here. Um, okay, how about this? Uh There's one country you can nuke off the face the earth. What would it what would it be? I North korea Okay Low boring, but hey, I like that it's in a white country. So it's mainly because it's mainly because now I know better It's like annoying sometimes It's like yeah, no, we're definitely like a serious threat and their navy is like a paper mache boat You know, oh, yeah, it's just kind of like all right. Yeah, let's just Get him out of here. Yeah, get him out of here. People are starving. Just put them out of their misery Yeah, they don't know any better actually humanitarian if you think about, you know, I mean you have a dog. It's sick Kill it. Also, there's some brainwash beyond belief. Anyways, you're like Well, they enter our society. We'll have to tell them that friends was a popular tv show Uh Yeah, dude. Sometimes my wife will be like what if we're living or what if we're the brainwash ones Oh, what is actually free. Oh red pill. Yeah. Yeah. What if What if but okay, not a bad answer Not a bad answer. Not the most exciting answer. It was exciting answers when someone just Fires on like a country that's like just yeah, just some african country. They like Sudan Why they don't because kony 2012 that's only 2012 Shout out to the director of that film. Oh, yeah get caught masturbating in public Actually in traffic on cars. You're just running on naked just jacking off on cars. Whoa That's how that ended. That's why that you just stopped hearing about it. That's why that ended I had no clue. Also none of the money it went towards The goal. No, yeah But I remember once again back to old facebook post so many facebook posts. Oh, yeah guys. We got to stop this Though these child soldiers problem. Yeah, kony. What's going on with kony? I also remember the like the response to that was like you don't give a shit about kony And they like posted a picture of africa with all the like countries in it and it said pointed to where kony is doing his bullshit Right now and there was like a validation of like you don't know shit good. No trick trick question africa's one country. So Yeah All right, we'll call then How about you? What country would you make nuke off the earth? Man, this is tough A lot of a lot of options out there. There's a lot of options Can I go over my options in real time? Tell us tell us what you're feeling. All right. So I mean if you nuke china That's really gonna like fuck up the stuff we get It definitely have an impact. Yeah, so I don't think It would be so far i'm a fan because it would also Think about this decrease the carbon footprint global warming. Oh, you know, yeah Like who has the most cows? Not china Is out of india Maybe I don't know mean well because like they say that they're carbon footprints pretty big them cattle It is shit. Also. They don't eat Uh beef in india because i've been there like you go to mcdonald's there just like it's a veggie Yeah veggie burger Okay So i don't even use any cows using it. Yeah. Yeah, all right Okay, that's india. I mean israel's been a there's like a lot of problems there I would You know at this point. I would take If you said israel and palestine, I would accept that answer just We get rid of the problem, boom take it all out. Yeah All right, then we move in there Install a pop eyes change the whole region Yeah Yeah, I mean do bye They got some cool stuff, but It's all fake Yeah, who's living there? No, it's not real. Yeah, dude. That's fucking imagination land. Mm-hmm. Dubai. Yeah. It's where Epstein's hiding right now Oh, yeah, he's still alive. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. Yeah, maybe I knew do bye just to get do bye Just to get Epstein the fuck out of here dude. Get him out. Yeah for all. Yeah Okay, I like this is a fun answer Yeah, dude fucked you by what are you guys doing down there? Yeah, just have a bunch of super cars. Yeah boil. Yeah. Do you know how big that's gonna blow up? Indeed. It's gonna explode. We're all green now We're all green over here. Tesla baby Elon were you at? Yeah, okay. That's a good answer. That's fun. Um Yeah, but sometimes we have people that want to say like can I nuke america? I'm like, no Yeah, those people immediately. Yeah, it's just it's such a boring answer Can I nuke america's the worst answer there is? Yeah, why would you nuke the country that's gonna save the world exactly? Dude, we're spreading it as my favorite and it is a fun. We've had a couple candidates, and that's very fun Oh interesting. It's like take him out. I have like three prances. Yeah Okay, fun We get to say Drew. Well So I think these are two slam dunk hires pretty good hires music question, dude guilty pleasure creed and 69 that's If I I feel like okay with the term in your position though, so I feel like Chris Who would you? What do you think? I think you could be honestly I think it'd be fun to be a guard around jimmy's glass box So do like maybe he could be the one who gives jimmy his food Yeah, we do it in the comic that we put in the glass cage because we're afraid of him or an woman. So oh Yeah, great divan out food. Yeah. Yeah, you know Give him a little advice on the world talk to him. Yeah, you know, like you'd be like you're Giving someone food through the fence and like an agosh wits or something like it'd be like Which is ironic because I look like I receive food at all I don't know. I judge him. He's one of interest Yeah, so I think that'd be a good position for you hand him food and then also just an overall Uh, you know, you just you just kind of give us a report every hour to like the vibe check in the building cool vibe check Yeah, I do like colton's team trade openly And it is like it's so ballsy. I can't I have to respect it, you know and but like what you would do on the team um I say why not just full-blown software development. Like you're you're working on the app soft war South software. You're working on the app Because I don't know how that would I don't think good pan out. Well, so I think it wouldn't yeah, it wouldn't but it'd be fun Yeah, soft war. I'd be into that. Yeah, there we go. Yeah, dude So I'll actually know what just start you just take over our official instagram account and just our pick and fights everyone Perfect. Yeah, I mean go just deep in the instagram comments. I love that dude. Yeah, if they mention m&m I'm fucking you get right going in dude vaccines. Here we go. Yeah Yeah, I don't believe in those Okay When do we start well now you're official already on yeah Oh, yeah. Yeah. Thanks for doing this check anything you guys want to plug before we uh um Yeah Follow us on instagram. Uh, my name is uh at jessip jukes on all social media Yeah at colton drake on instagram So follow me there and then um Yeah, all right. That's good. Oh, yeah. Thanks for doing this. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Thank you guys Lovely So I was taking glances at live stream and I was like like Oh, that's 45 minutes. That was just man I have been showing just straight up taint and I didn't have to get a button, right? You hit the button. It was good So, yeah, so this is transmitting to the camera. Okay, perfect. Yeah, pretty good Because I saw that I was like, oh no That's awesome Class Bold Immediate and now I see is a thing. They're real. I know they existed. Um, is there