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A Quick Stop At Johnny's House: Out of the Box Questions.

For a quick stop at Johnny's House we ask the listeners to ask us some out of the box questions. How often do you curse? What is your favorite word?

Duration:
24m
Broadcast on:
06 Aug 2024
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That's on you. But we got a lot of stuff planned and we're looking forward. So it's something behind the scene. We've been planning and hoping it can happen. And when it finally came through, we're so excited about it. So it's going to be the last weekend. Creme Royale Orlando September 27th, 28th. Come out and join us. Two to a room, and it's going to be a good time. We got a lot of stuff for you. A full itinerary. We'll have that coming up soon. So if you want to join us, please do. Yeah, we do only have a block of rooms as of now. So you need to get in just in case, because we don't know when we can't take the whole resort. Yesterday, Brian and I hosted the acoustic rooftop with Alex Warren. Really cool guy. I mean, he was a really good dude. I swear a lot, but he's a good guy. But he loves his fans. And he probably took over 100 questions. Yeah, because we figured we would do a few us questions. And then these people came to see him or be huge fans. So we're like, we'll just throw it out to them. So I had a mic in the crowd. And we would just figure, we'll ask a few. No, my man, keep writing the questions. I was like, no, I love it. I'm like, OK, so I said, you know what? When you want to stop, yeah. Let us know. And he just kept on. And one lady asked this question. Brian, do you remember what it was? It was the first question of the night. And so, you know, we're expecting how did you get into music? Yeah. Yeah. What's your favorite song? Yeah. Just the standard. And she's-- her first question was, if you were going to be the musical guest on Saturday Night Live, who would you want to be the host? And it's done to him. He was like, he hadn't had a question like that. That was just out of the box. Yes. It's usually the standard, how did you get started? Yes. And he was just like, oh, wow. And then he offered that person a job at that radio station. Yeah. And he was-- it stunned him. He was like, wow. And I was looking, I'm like, that was out of the box. That's a good question. It's a random that you wouldn't think of. Yeah. And I think a lot of times, people try to get really deep with these questions, like, how can I get into the music business or whatever. Now, that was a good one. Now, we're going to open this up for you guys to ask us out of the box questions. But it can't be like, hey, if you're going to be a social character, who would you be? Not that one. It has to be an out-of-the-box question. And what we want you to do is, the best out-of-the-box question that you have for us, we are going to hook you up before tickets to Disney on Ice at the Kia Center, Friday, August 30th, tickets on sale right now. Now, these are questions you've always wanted to know, but they're not your average. Brian, how long have you been doing it? Brian, how does it feel? Waking up in the morning? Yeah. Brian, what do you eat at night? If you weren't going to be in radio, what would you be doing? Those are all standard. And we don't mind answering those. And we'll get back to that. This one, we what? And we told you that we're going to do things like this so you can better know us. It's kind of us, know you, you know us. So we're looking for you to come up with an out-of-the-box question for one of us or all of us. One that makes us go, oh, wow. That's a good question. OK. And the best one for tickets to Disney on Ice at the Kia Center, Friday, August 30th, tickets on sale. Now, if I think the question is whack-- [BEEP] You're going to get that. 407, 919, 106, 7, 877, 919, 106, 7. And if that's busy and you'll still want to ask the question, you can hit us up on the XL mobile, which is 41067. All right. Out-of-the-box questions, one of us or all of us, one of those that makes us go, oh, wow, oh, oh, oh. And that's what we did. You could tell that his mind was like, OK, I need to answer. Yeah, I need to answer. I never-- I don't have a stock answer for this. 407, 919, 106, 7, 877, 919, 106, 7. Four tickets to Disney on Ice at the Kia Center, but you got to ask us the best out-of-the-box question about one of us or all of us. And we'll find out what you got next on Johnny's house. 40% chance of rain. All right. Trying to find out the best out-of-the-box question that you have for us. And we're going to hook you up a pair of tickets. Four tickets to Disney on Ice at the Kia Center, Friday, August 30th, tickets on sale for that right now. All right, y'all. Here we go. Out-of-the-box question, this one is for all of us, from Orlando, Gabriel, good morning. Good morning, good morning. All right. What's your out-of-the-box question for us? If you had the opportunity to direct, move your show with no budgets, what genre do you think you could work with that would make people remember you? I'd probably go to comedy, right? Yeah, I think comedy. Right? Yeah. I would say probably like a hallmark holiday relationship movie. You know I could use the same damn script. That's why. Yeah, pretty easy, but I would make it a little spicy. And if they remember you part, because it would play every damn year at Christmas. Yeah, that's true. That's true. The reason? I think I'd probably try to do something with like a horror, because I'm thinking of like, what is it? What's that supernatural movie? Which one? Poltergeist? It literally costs them nothing, and then they're-- Cara-normal activity. Cara-normal activity, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't like the Blair Witch. Yeah, Blair Witch. Yeah, all right. I think that could be a cheap budget. All right, Gabriel, good question. You hold on. From Wintergarten, Jay, what is an out-of-the-box question, and this is for all of us, go for it. Yep, for all, y'all. So I was going to say, if the characters of the office started working in your office, who would y'all beef with? Who would you like? I didn't watch that show. Other than that, all that. I didn't watch that show. Yeah, I didn't watch it really either. I didn't know that there's a little woman named Pam. I know everyone says I would think it would-- they think it would be hilarious, but I've never seen that, yeah. No, are you sure you're saying it? Yeah, but not enough to say the characters like that too. Oh, man, good question. Jay, unfortunately, none of us have watched that show. I know, yeah, that's such a good question, too. When I said never watch the office, that's the exact response I always get as, wow. You guys have never seen it. All right, from Wintergarten, Mike, good morning. Hey, good morning. All right, and this question is for me. What you got out of the box? Yep, at the world we're ending, and you could choose three people, excluding family, to accompany you on a space flight to safety. Who would you choose and why? Three people, it would probably be the woman I'm seeing, my son, and Brian Grouse. Yeah, that's my dad. Johnny is so complete with all those three things. I made the cut. This is because he's going to use you. I'm going to test you smart. Hey, whatever you hear dead. Yo, there's bros forever from life, I love it. All right, but boy, Sienna, I had a boss question for me and Brian Phil, good morning. Good morning, guys. All right, what's your question? Where you can be involved in this as well? OK, go ahead. My question was, what is the one thing your parents never taught you that you want to make sure your kids know? Damn, that's a good one. That is OK. One thing my parents-- now ask that one more time. What is the one thing your parents never taught you that you want to make sure your kids know? How about finances? Yeah. I would say finances, anything with credit, because I had no idea about any of that. Wow. Brian, you want to-- Yeah, for me, it's totally anything about money, because we didn't know anything about money. I didn't know what a credit score was until I already ruined it. Yeah. Yeah. I guess for me, it would have been about relationships. My mom and dad, when I was at Gellin, it worked. I just thought that's how I worked. I thought you'd date somebody and it worked. I knew it. I knew it. Yeah, more about relationships. Listen, I don't got kids, but I know that you can teach your kids a lesson without using La Chantla, which is nice. [LAUGHTER] It doesn't always have to be in the house. Yeah. Some kids. Some kids don't get the message. [LAUGHTER] Ray, what did you say it over there all night? They're actually pretty stupid questions. OK, no. [LAUGHTER] No offense to Facebook. Brian, anything over there on the box? Let's see. "XA mobile powered by attorney Daniel and Interreg need a check. It's a no-brainer. Just call attorney Dan Newlin." There's a bunch of them in here. Let's see. "If you go back and apologize for one thing ever in life, what would it be?" Ooh. Then I made my mom cry. It was a day that I was super drunk. I regretted it immediately. Yeah. I apologize to my brother, because my parents had a money jar, and I took some of it out because of my brother. And I never said it was me. Imagine that. [LAUGHTER] I apologize to him for it. Ray. I think I would apologize to some of my friends that I've known forever, just because I brought them down that dark road. Oh, are you took control? I feel like I introduced them to some things. And me? I ain't so sorry for nothing. [LAUGHTER] That's exactly what I expected. I would apologize to a damn person for a damn thing. [LAUGHTER] But there should be a line around the block for apologies for me, though. Oh, my goodness. Damn, right. Phil from Punciano got four tickets of Disney on ice at the Kia Center Friday, I'll get 30 tickets on sale now. That's awesome. Last night, it was amazing. It was another one of those intimate acoustic rooftop things that if you ever hear that we're doing it, and it's an artist you like, you should go. We were Alex Warren last night, and he was amazing. He's starting-- I guess you can say he's on the rise. He's starting to blow up, yeah. And it was a huge fan base. The place was packed. And we've got to thank the Dr. Phillips in her because that place is super nice. And we joke on JJ Rice, the boss man, but he does a good job putting us together. He put it together, and Alex Warren was there. And he just-- he talked to the crowd, and he took questions, and he sang, and he was very personable. Next time he comes to town, you've got to pay. And I think his show was already-- I think it's in October. And it's so loud. And it's already sold out. But one thing about him is that he's very raw. And when I say raw, he likes to cuss a lot. He does cuss a lot. And he apologized, but I think he felt so comfortable in the room that he just let it fly. I mean, it was just like, well, damn. Wow, and of course Brian goes, hey, man, I like you. [LAUGHTER] Because he just talks like we're talking off the air. And that's how we talk off the air, quite honestly. Yes. So it made you, Brian, believe what is a person? How much do they swear? And what do they go to? Yeah, so it's funny that he swore so much last night. Because this morning, I was reading around, and I saw a list of states that swear the most. OK. And shockingly, Maryland is number one. OK. Which is wild. Yeah. What's happening over there? Maryland, followed by-- I just know about crabs. I don't know. They have-- Maryland's when you want to go for-- But they're so tiny. They need a loner's tiny. They're like, how? They curse a lot. Followed by Louisiana. Well, yeah. Makes a little bit of sense. But you can't understand what they're saying. Right. And then some of the northern states. And then Florida's in the top 10. So we do curse a lot. And it was so funny, one of the questions that a fan asked Alex Warren last night is what his favorite curse word was. And so I was like, OK. So I wonder how much people actually swear. Do they swear like he does? Yeah. And then, of course, your favorite curse word. But you've got to clean it up. So we'll start with you, Brian. How often do you say you swear? Oh, my gosh. I'm probably on the par of Alex Warren when I'm not here on the radio. Yeah. Really? I curse a lot. Oh, wow. Yeah, I do curse a lot. I tried to tone it down a little bit, because now my son's an adult, and he talks like that. Yeah. And I'm like, boy, watch him out. He's like, we're late now. He says, we're adults. Yeah. Geez. Now, we can't be pure. So it's going to be hard to say what your favorite curse word is. Well, I mean, I like any variation of the F word. OK. Yeah. OK. I tried not to curse. I don't think my curse is in here with y'all. That's about it. Because your mama's still around washer. My thought was so-- Oh, for sure, man. Here's your talk like that always over. Dude, I said something on-- I said something on one of the things that I posted. And my sister said, well, I was going to show it to mom, but you said that word, so I just blocked it. So I try not to swear. And I don't-- if I have any favor, then I guess it would be down. Because let's go. Yeah. Yeah. [INTERPOSING VOICES] And that's the cleanest one. Yeah. Now, I would never say GD. And in this room, I'd prefer that y'all didn't either. Because it just shins a shiver down my spine when I hear-- Yeah. We've avoided it. Yeah. I haven't said it. I said it once in front of you. And that's the last time I don't want to know. Yeah, I learned my lesson when I do say-- You already learned it yet. I learned me. I told her, Reese, I said, you say GD one more time. Yeah. I got an angel over you. I'm taking it. No. No, you know what your go-to is? We don't damn god in this room. We do not damn god in this room. Right, I don't say it like that. I don't know. We don't damn god in this room. And then he throws holy water. With the Bible in me, we do not damn the Lord in this room. We don't do it. No, Reese. Don't say that, Brian. I don't say it like that, right? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We don't damn the Lord. We don't damn the Lord in this room. We don't have that room. I'll say, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, no. That's why I don't have the heart of them now. But oh, yes, none in this room. Ray, how much do you say-- I'll stop saying that for you then. I don't know. I don't say it. We don't damn the Lord. No, we do not. I am a frequent swearr. You guys know this. That's in Brian. We're probably about the same. We're probably about the same. We're probably about the same. But I try-- you know, I don't do it in front of my kids just because I don't want them to be those kids to be-- Because they're sponges right now. Yeah. So I mean, I'm pretty good with-- obviously, with this job, I have to clean it up. And here's a question for both you and Brian, who are habitual cutters. Is it more when you drink? Yeah. Yeah. What is it saying? Yes, it's more when I drink. It's more when I drink too. OK, here's another one. Is it more, more? OK, here. Is it even more when you drink and watch the sports? Yeah. And then if you get us together, it's even worse. What about when you're angry? I don't customize when I'm bad. OK. Yeah, because I mean-- I think I do. Do you? Yeah, but I try to clean it up. Because it feels way more aggressive. And I don't want to feel like I'm attacking somebody. Yeah. You know, I'm trying to have a conversation instead of just arguing. But I think my favorite swear word is the S word. But I say shoot. But you know, I say the S a lot. Yeah. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. You just try to shoot. Or I just go shoot out of the blue. This is right. Shoot. Shoot. Nobody's talking. Shoot. And we look up. What? Shoot. Yeah, one time it came out on the air. That one day. Oh, yeah, we'll go. And we saw you. Yeah, so I do find myself cursing to the point where even my mom has to check me, which I don't even know how like I haven't said a single bad word on air yet, you know, knock on wood. I'm not trying to do that. But yeah, no, I do it when I'm really, really comfortable with the people around me, which hello, my mom. And she'll check me. She's like, he has to stop it. You sound like a man. I can't imagine customer on my mom. But it's just, you know, if I'm passionate, I'm telling you a story. I'm just like, you know, bleep this and bleep that. And she's like, can you stop? I was like, yeah, no, but my favorite curse word. I wrote it down because I didn't want to say it. Can I say that? And then. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can I just clean it itch, itch made. Yeah. Yeah. That's your, that's yours. Like I'm like saying now. Have you said that around your mom? No, no, no, no. Like I'm saying that like I'm like saying that like it's made. I do like when people put two curse words together. Yeah. That's fun. Where's that? Don't go like I call people mother itch. Yeah. I like that one. And everything that Johnny says as we go here we go and it you're so pretty, but that mouth. Yeah. It's such a pretty girl. It's such a pretty girl. But you got such a dirty mouth. You know, from my cousin, I never cussed in front of my mom either. Yeah. Okay. My mom was around. No, I can't imagine. I do. I wouldn't cuss in front of my mom. But I know if you did your mom pretension here, she would say she might say something like we don't talk like that, like just joking, but she cussed a lot. Really? Where are they? I got it from. My grandma was a cusser. Really? Yeah. Wow. So listen to bloodline. Yeah. All right. I'm just kind of curious in your everyday conversation, how much do you swear and what is your swear word? Which one is yours? Are you zero or you're like a hundred? It depends on how comfortable you are when you're even drinking. How much do you swear? Because my man was swearing a lot. And he apologized and the crowd said, hey, go ahead. He said, go ahead. And he went for it. Yeah. 407919. 167. 877. 919. 167. XL mobile for one. 067. live streamers. Yeah. Cause you want to curse anyway. And I don't think we put that on social media. Cause y'all want to say the words anyway. All right. But we want to hear from you. How much? Be honest. We were honest with you. Be honest with us. How much do you swear? 407919. 10067. 877. 919. 92. He'd index of 102 and is going to be partly cloudy today. All right. Alex, one last night, we're all hanging out and he was talking to me in the green knee and he swears a lot. This thing. And he apologized and everybody said, go for it. So he did. So we just have a simple question for you. How much do you swear? All right. From Lake Nona. Datto. Good morning. Hey, good morning, man. Oh, I can tell you curse a lot. I can hear right now. You want to curse on the radio. Man, listen, you know, I went to my congregation, you know, I go to the church and I was on Zoom because I, you know, I wasn't able to go. Okay. So I go through Zoom, I'm working and I forgot to hit the mute button and boy, I was working man. I dropped like four, five F bombs and everybody heard it, man. And they cut me off right away and they ought to call me a brother or tease. The other side of this day, you got to beat your phone. You said everyone just heard you drop like four, five F bombs. I'm like, no, no, no, then I dropped another one by accident, like, no, I didn't. You just, you just dropped it again. So when you were telling them that you didn't do it, you dropped one saying that you didn't do it. Yeah. Yeah. The most embarrassing day of my life, man. I didn't go back to church for like three, four months, man. When I went, when I showed up at the look and everybody's face, there he is. Look at him. They got you so worked up to curse like during a church. Well, he was at work. Oh, work? No, he was, I went, I went on a zoom. Yeah. But he didn't mute it. Yeah. But I was working, you know? Uh-huh. I got it. Got it. Everybody heard it. Let me tell you something. Yeah. I thought so small. And now how you skip church for how long? Oh, man. About two months. No, no, not too much. I've been working on it for like 20 years, man. That's how I want to, you know, it's a bad habit. No. Here's the thing though. It was you that thought that they were talking about you. They had moved on, bro. You said that. They're all looking at me. No, they wouldn't look at that. They walk her into. I know. I know. You have that. Hold on a second. From a pop car. Mackly. Good morning. Mackly. Hi. Mackly. Call of 4-0-6. Yeah. Yeah. Welcome back home, girl. Welcome back home. All right. So. It's fun. You're playing your voice. You cuss a lot. Actually, I limit it, but it's funny like the caller before me says, my next story when I was like a pre-teen, it was one of the out of the three thousand when the first time I got baptized in my life, right after you got. You, you, women, you not tell me, you're not tell me when you got baptized, you cursed. What? No, I'm going to put me under and pull me out. And then they will drive me off automatically. That's when my Salem man mouth started, but a lot of people don't really know about me because I was a pre-teen and I tried to keep it at bay. But. What was it about getting baptized in major cars? You came out the water, cuss? I don't know why it was. It doesn't come out. I wouldn't have to be a fan in it and the funny thing about it, the pastor talks about afterwards, the pastor talks about a girl that I got baptized and then this is what happened to her. Everything happened. And I was just like, so this is a thing. Oh my gosh. So before before you got before you got before you got baptized, you didn't curse after you got baptized. You just started cursing like crazy. Yeah, a whole lot, a whole lot. They needed a dip in there one more time, but my youngest, she's 11, going on 21. I couldn't hold it no more after she turned five. So it was just more like, yeah, it was a lot. And then they were like telling me, my kids were telling me the other day, they were like, mom, you just be throwing straight up people like this. And what's your favorite curse word? Now you know, you really can't say it on the radio. No, no, no. It used to be a lot of like F space, like the F word thing, saying that together. Oh yeah. And then, like these documents, it had all the energy that's changed to like me not me trying to see you have to use the F word using the N word. The N word. Geez. It's worse. It's worse. I've been right in traffic and somebody is like, oh my goodness. You, you might want to get a refund on that baptism. I have to agree with Norese, you might want to go ahead and get a double bill. I was going to need Jesus. Oh my goodness, girl. Wow. You went to the wrong water. Wow. Oh my. It might, it might not be your fault. It might have been the person that got baptized before you they left a little resident. And it might have got in your lungs, I don't even know, girl, because I ain't never heard anything like this. Try one of them ocean baptism. Yes. Yes. Yes. I agree. They should have changed the water or something. I suggest you go. I say go back. You need to go back. What? Right. Go from F to M. What? You are funny, girl. You call us anytime. Okay. Yeah. I love you. Bye bye. Yeah. That's great. Wow. I had to change the water. Anything you can read open. Exo will power by turning to a new land in Iraq. Need a check. It's a no brainer. Call a turning to a new land. Very much. And they definitely swear on Sundays. Okay. So I take a little break on Sunday. That's the Lord's Day. So once I don't have one to one hundred, there are a thousand. Whoa. And then someone said, I'm married to an Irish man. They use the F word as part of their common conversations. That's just in their vocabulary. Wow. Wow. I don't even know what to say. But if you get baptized and you talk cuffs and you might want to go back. Do you need to see your family doctor today? Now you can, at AdventHealth Primary Care Plus. But what's the plus? On-site labs, virtual visits, evening and weekend hours, and of course, same-day appointments. It's comprehensive primary care on your schedule. Wear your home for wellness exams, health screenings, nutritional counseling, and even mental health support. Visit primarycareplusnow.com to schedule an appointment today. Primary Care Plus. A whole lot more. (upbeat music)