Trent is back! He is Ms. Pat's makeup artist, and funny as hell. It leads to a conversation on when Ms. Pat's career began to take off and why.
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The Patdown with Ms. Pat
264: What Was The Turning Point in Ms. Pat's Career?
Mom, Dad, I humbly suggest you save some money and shop Amazon for back to school. It's for my growth, meaning my body's growing at an alarming rate. And clothes you buy me this year will be very small, very soon. Plus, the clothes I love today will be out of style tomorrow. But at least your wallet doesn't have to be my fashion victim. A few shop low prices for school at Amazon. Hopefully this is helpful. Amazon, spend less, smile more. Hey, it's white boy Chris. If the patdowns ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us. Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autographed copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's Autobiography. Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon and while you're there, join our Facebook group. Welcome to another episode of the Pat Dunder, the Dunder Dunder Dunder is ready. Welcome to another episode of the Pat Dunder. I'm still here with our special guest Trent yet we kept Trent in because he was that Trent in. What? I was supposed to say Trent. That's your girl, Rilla Flow right there. Okay. Trent in. So we kept Trent in and I'm here with, um, hey, run it, Chris. It's not you, it's me. Sleeping devil. I was up all night with Popeye's Grease, my Tony. Oh, yeah, we fed him Popeye's chicken, so, um, Chris Pangeline is my co-host and my other co-host is D I motherfucking curries up. Y'all gotta stay, y'all gotta listen to after the break. I'm telling you, I mean, after the music, what happened? We talked about molestation. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Chris came out. Oh, I did not. Somebody went in after him. Some jokes are not funny. Oh, no, they probably didn't do it. We gotta tell you how we caught Chris trying to steal a black man dick. Stay tuned. Stay tuned after the music. You better get up, get out and turn into this podcast. This fat spit, the true spit, the real fact, nothing but the other classy at the same time. Jack got the flavor, these are not the same last. It's the politics, she been on the real grind. It could be pretty, but ugly at the same time. Just tune in, put your lock on the spin down. Ain't no need for the weight and turn it up now. What you talk about is real though. And cut the gang, you get no play like Nintendo. You wait till time, turn it up, nothing but the ugly. Straight off the tie, everything she say, you know it's funny. Full blast, this a taste of the future. Listen all your alphanoid, your desktop computer, Siri, tweet it. Ain't no way to beat it, nothing but the ugly, turning it up and don't repeat it. Alright y'all, we back, we're here again and guess what? We still got our own special guest, Trenton. Is your name actually Trenton? It's Trenton. Okay. Yeah, but I prefer Trent. Okay. Trenton is boy. You just go by Trenton, you're not getting out the last name. You're in Simmons, make-up surgeons. He's a make-up surgeon, so if you need your make-up done, should I come? Probably not. But you keep me so busy like, how would I have time? Y'all must have something to do every 30 minutes, you hear me? Yeah. Trenton, come do my make-up, I'm going to do a little gardening today. It's like Saturday. Yes. 2.30 and you're here. Hey, you're never not busy. No, I try to stay busy. There's a bunch of interviews and fucking zoons and podcasts and you got it. You got the perfect job. Do you do any... I'm always going to be working. Do you do your own make-up at any point now? You know, I have a lot of make-up and I've been asking Trent, just teach me how to put on a little bit and we never get to that. Yeah. I wonder why I haven't teach you how to find myself. That's crazy, because I've heard people like, "I'm not going to teach you that." I'm like, "You can really teach yourself on YouTube." I just don't have time. Yesterday, I was trying to curl my wig and I fucking called Hell. I called Hell. From your hairstyles? No, I was trying to curl my own fucking hair. Okay. So, I just fucking, before the lady who came and put this wig on, I was like, "This is just not me. I got to find another way." Yeah. I might be in braised permanent. Who the fuck knows? Okay. Beauty is hard. Beauty is a job. It is a job. I was just telling Trent the dad, "I don't know who the fuck wake up every day and want to be dressed up." Yeah. It's different now than when we started the podcast and you were living in Plainfield because you reveled in going to Walmart looking like, you know, just you rolled out of bed. But now you go to Popeyes and have to take 15 pictures, so it's a little different. You need to be made up and, you know, the thing is, I have to take a bath. I could skip two, three days in Plainfield. All right. Nobody's coming around me but Garrett. Did they ever make anybody want to fish in the house? It was already there. [laughter] Who cooking? It's Fry. My ass cooking. But to Pat's excuse why she need makeup like that, Miss Pat is revered everywhere, everywhere we go, someone wants a picture. She was going through the airport heading to the BET Awards and they said, "Oh my God, are you in this pack?" Pat said, "Yeah, but she said, 'But ain't got no makeup and then they didn't care what Pat was saying." She told her, "Bring me my phone. Bring me my phone." I'm taking this picture whether she wants to or not. I may not see her no more, so yeah. That's like a relatively new thing, isn't it? Yeah, it is. I don't mind the pictures. You know, I just, I'd rather be made up. Yeah. Thank God for Snapchat. 'Cause Snapchat gonna put your ass on the wig and some makeup. I told her, she was like, "I'm gonna take a basketball look, bitch. Do you have Snapchat?" So, she has Snapchat and so we took the fucking picture. But I don't like going through the airport fully made up. I just want to be in some leggings on a T-shirt and, you know, a hat. I prefer not even a wig. She said, "I want to hear about know who I am. She have on Miss Pat T-shirt, Miss Pat jacket, she have on Miss Pat's backpack, they have all her paraphernalia." I said, "That's how they know her." It's just about to stay here for a voice, they'll be like, "Oh my God, this is Miss Pat." Yeah, it's like the giant sunglasses and, you know, right. Well, I like to advertise myself. You just never know who's looked up and said, "What the fuck is Miss Pat?" Do you want to take pictures or not? It does feel like, and you tell me, but it does feel like things have changed for you in the last year. It has a lot. It has a lot. It's so grateful, you know, with things changing, and I mean, it's some work, but the fans are the ones who support you, and I always try to stay who I am, and, you know, like, bring your black ass on. I just got them pictures with you, you know, and they like that. It's like they live to get cursed out by you. Oh, oh, if you can see some of the DMs or people are just like, "Hey, could you tell Miss Pat that I'm going to be sitting in front of a row and if she want to say anything, it's fine." I'm going to tell her to go, "They want to be cursed out by you so bad." They do. And that will cuss your way outside. What do you think was the turning point? Like, what was it? Because you're on season five of the TV show, second this year, yeah, so it's four, and that'll be a season five, but like, so you had the TV show, you've done like, Breakfast Club, Bob and Tom, you've done all these things. V103. V103 was the turning point. Don't say she did that, too, we just want to do hot accolades. Go here. V103. But is there like a moment or is it just all cumulative? Ah, a moment of what? It's like the one cumulative is. Like, was it, for me, like, if some collection, if somebody said, "I can read between you." When is the moment Miss Pat went from like, walking around Walmart, not taking pictures to having to take pictures, I would say it's Bert Kreischer's show on Netflix. When that aired and you got in the fight with Kaylee Cuoco, that, to me, felt like when it sort of shifted. That did not blow me up, you're not going to give me that. All right, then what was it? What do you think it was? I don't know, it was a little bit of everything. I think the show helped out a lot. I mean, all those podcasts, Bert, Joe Rogan, Thomas Ger, all of those podcasts helped out. I just think as the show called on because, but the problem with, I think the problem with the BET, my show is on BET Plus, which was such a relevant new app that people wasn't getting it because the average motherfucker have five apps. So do you really want to add another app to it? All I can do without that show, I think it's the promotion that I did along with BET just started telling people, "Come over here. This is something different. This is something new." And just kept banging on everybody's door and that people looked up like, "Who the fuck is this Ms. Pat?" Because I've seen people this year, like, "I've been avoiding this show for three, four years. I'm going to go watch it now." And then when that fourth season popped out, everybody was like, "Wait a minute, is this what everybody was talking about?" It's social media too, the clips this time, this season where so many more people had watched the first three seasons, that this season, they were looking for clips to start promoting it. Yeah, so this is the most watched season to my knowledge, more than one, two, and three. It was just, I think it was just that the app was so new and people did not want to add a new app, so they was like, "Well, fuck it, let me give it a chance." And I think that's what really, the show, and then I got the next show, the Ms. Pat Sellers Day, all of that help took it over. And then, you know, I started, I'm in the business, so I started mingling a little bit in Hollywood. I started taking meetings, and you know, what do you mean? Emi nomination. Emi nomination, also, because people are like, "What the fuck, a show over at BET+ nominated for an Emmy?" Yeah. And it had never happened. So it just, I think it's just a consistent, you know, joining the Coop is the co-creator, and we get that part together, but he'd know I'm going to get out on a mat and run with this motherfucker. Like Trent said in the last episode, I don't take no. You know, what also helped me is I hired a peer person early on, and a lot of, a lot of actors, a lot of people don't get a peer person, they depend on the network to promote the show. Netflix got a hundred million shows, and they don't promote shit. You come over there, you find it, I mean, if you really be, like Kevin Hart, I say they will put that out there way more, but I think a lot of shows in these days fail because the person who developed the show, or the star, do not go out and promote the show. Oh, it's the network. No, this is my shit. I want it to work. Right. And even BET, he was like, "This motherfucker will work, and I will go out. I don't give a fuck. I don't stop promoting my shit till you tell me I got the next one." I still be promoting the Miss Pat show when we filming the next season of the Miss Pat show. Yeah, because you can do that with non-linear TV like that. Yeah. And I also, one thing that I learned early on with this is, you know, it's my project. It's my show. I took control. Like, I was like, "Hey, BET, just please give me a camera person behind the scene." And it was like, "Oh, we get UBS, well, they BTS came once a week." I said, "No, no, no, no. Just give me a certain amount of money. I want somebody here all the time." Yeah. And so I got a video person. I said, "Hey, I want you to chop this up." So when the season, we start to tease you, we put a little crumb on your plate along the way, and these clips started popping up. And then when the season came out, we just started hitting your ass across the head. Right. On top of, we always try to cut a really good promo reel, a bloopers reel. So that bloop reel would be solely me and Jordan. And then the good thing about it would be, T plus, they gave us, we so much hand on. If they're gonna cut a promo reel, we all got to agree. They just don't cut nothing and give it to us. We all work together to make it work. And I just think that's why we possibly became me going into the fifth season, because I care. Also, I'm dealing with work on the show. You won't get no, you would not get no rehab jokes. Yeah. There been times, you know, every second season, and somebody said, "They use a mic up joke. Say this." And I stopped the whole set. I said, "What we will not do is use a joke that I've heard that made another comedian different." What is it? Do a little strain, thank for a chain. Do some strain for a little chain. Yeah. They actually, I said, "No, the fuck, we will not say that." No, we will not say that. I said, "Riders, let's find another joke." Yeah. And, you know, and I think that's why people think that the show is so funny, because there's so many jokes that we throw away that don't even make it. I mean, if you look at the bloopers reel, I had about 15 just on Tammy Hat, and it just kept coming. Yes. Miss Pat settles it. Like, each one of the tapings could just be an episode, because it's so crazy, and it's 45 minutes taking down a seven. Like you think about just how much is left on the table with that, too. It's crazy. You just have to care. I mean, you really, if you out there creating a project, you cannot depend on the network. Network is going to do what they do, but I had a peer person. That was the best shit ever. And I would say this. I truly believe Pam Loeschak saved the first season of The Miss Pat Show, because when I tell you, she knocked him back and kicked, and then nobody want me at every motherfucking body, though. That bitch gave me so many interviews, and then the first season, I would not say no. Now, I'd be like, "Look at bitch. I'm not doing all that. I'm home. I'm four more years old. I was on speakerphone ego. I got to do all these podcasts. Yes. Podcasts or everything. You're doing them. Yeah. So, and that's what you have to do. You get whatever you do, what is a podcast, what are you singing, whatever the fuck you do in this business, you got to say, "I'm on my own. I hear to make this work." If you open a fucking cup cup, cupcake shop, you got to do like them Korean people when you walk through, "Hey, Tasty, Tasty, Tasty, Tasty, Tasty, Tasty." Wow. Hey, I don't even have a mortgage yet. Come on. Fuck you me. Is that racist? No. I don't. Everything is racist. That was not fucking racist. It was. So, have you walked through the mall and the Chinese food, right? I used to get four doing it. Korean, is she Chinese? I would walk. There's a difference. I would walk. That's why I'm crazy. Because you don't know me. That's why you're talking. That's why you're talking. That's why you're talking. Asian persuasion. Asian persuasion. So, we were going to cut that and say, "You ever walk through the mall and the Asian people stop you and tell you to come taste they food?" Yeah. Then you get rid of walking. You're like, "Hold on. This mother fucking chicken is pretty good." It's good. You make a U-turn and you go by. Yeah. Yeah. So, that's what I'm saying. I'm going to work that hard because they know the average person, if you're a small chain restaurant and you sit next to a McDonald and a Chick-fil-A, who the fuck lines are going to be longer? Yeah. Right. So, if you don't get out there and persuade the people to come in the mother fucking shop, how are you going to get them in the goddamn shop? You can't sit back and say, "I got rice." "What nigga? What's your rice taste like?" Well, they got burgers over here. They'll sold a billion. So, when you were young, did you give out samples of the crack? Crack sales itself. Crack sales itself. But sometimes, some people step on that crack now, but some people have better crack. We stepped on it, but, yeah, I think with me, I never had to really give out a sample. No, I'm just playing. You don't have to sweat. Correct. I want to also add that onto this. Free crack samples. I would also say the difference now, you have a team behind you. Not just Reg and your management agents, all that, but like Jasmine, Miss Jeannie. Like everybody. Yeah. The customer service side of mailing things out and bonusing your fans and the parties. And then Jas doing an awesome job with your social media. Sure. Yeah. You know, fifth, and everybody that you've got kind of working with you around like. Yeah, I have a team now, and in the beginning, it was just me. Right. So, I had to mail all shit, and I had to do this, and I had to do everything myself, because I didn't have enough money to pay nobody to do shit. Yeah. I remember the time I said, "Oh, Ashley, you can be my sister. You can just help me out." Ashley was smoking weed at the time. She went and mailed all the people T-shirts off and mailed them back to me. Let's talk about a return on you with this. Yeah. Y'all came back. I said, "That's it. That's it, bitch. I'm not fucking with you. What else was the time? What else was the time? Ashley, where did you get that weed? Yeah. Probably from Jumbull. You know how that shit goes. I need bacon next. Jumbull seems like the only one that doesn't work with you. Like, is that a conscious choice that he doesn't... No, he worked for me. He worked for me on his second season. Second or third season? He was there in the first season. First season. He was definitely there for the third season. I was there once. He did it once where he sold T-shirts and he goes, "I'm never doing this shit again." Oh, no. Oh, as far as that. He would go on the road sometime. He would just go on the road. Yeah. He would just go on the road. So every nine day, when he's not working on a set, but he mainly... The good part about Jumbull, after he left the second season, the third season, especially when he was like, "I don't really want to be connected to my mom." Yeah. The team he liked kept him, so they go over the top of the pair. They get ready to start up another show somewhere else here. So he'll go off and work on his own. What's he doing? He builds the sets. Okay. Yeah. He's a set deck. So that's what he does. Great. So I just like to get them through the dough and hopefully they can go on their own. Yeah. I think Ikea's found what he likes. Yeah. He's been doing an awesome job this week, which I like. He can't break the chair if he ain't sitting in it, if he's standing in it. He's been standing up in the camera. You know, and I was just telling my husband, I said, "I think Ikea really liked this kind of stuff." Yes. You know, cause at the set, when he was working on the main special, all he did was literally break chairs. No, no, no, he refilled the snacks. You remember that day, he fell out of that chair. And they came and got me, they was like, "Oh, I was shooting," and everybody was like, "Cut." And then everybody just froze. And I was like, "What's wrong with y'all?" And he was like, "Oh, we need to talk to you." "Your son fell." So I'm thinking Ikea. He was like, "Oh my God, this motherfucker's gonna fill off this goddamn scaffold up in the eye." And I get over there and he land on the ground, I say, "Well, what did he fall from?" And they say, "At the chair." I say, "Get your big, stupid mother. You ain't found no claim over here." And why you got all that dust on you? He had an old, all on the floor, cause it was in the back, back there with a storage shitboard. He was sitting on the chair watching. I said, "You're not, you're not gonna fuck it. You're not gonna..." You didn't hear it. You were focusing, but I was in the jury that day and we heard a giant... Oh, no, that was a sec. That was another guy. That was another one. The first one. Yes. You break. You wasn't on set when he fell out the chair. No. He fell out the chair on men's past celery. So I was about to deliberate, or you had the right word, and I heard what? Boom! And I said, "What the fuck?" I said, "Nigga, did you fall again?" He looked like... He looked like... The barry and Willy wonka. Roll and try it again. It's not Nikea's fault. Is those chairs? They were. They were fan of chairs on set. No, they were not fat men friendly. They were... They were fat men friendly. No, they were those flimsy... Fat man friendly. Tucked where plastic hanging over the edge. You didn't fall out of them? I'm down 30 pounds. Oh, shout out to you, Olympic. No, I'm not on that subject. But I stopped eating sugar and it's amazing what that does. So what happened? I just... You lost 30 pounds? Yeah, I lost 30. I was 277 in November and I went out of sugar fast for Lent. Stopped eating sugar. Are you starting Lent? Yep. That's a very good joke, actually. I don't like reset my body. Lent? Oh, nice. Lent's like the Catholic thing for 40 days, you stop doing something. Stop smoking. It's a Catholic, so do they stop touching? No. No, they get you coming back every Sunday. They keep you covered in the gum, they come back. Then Lent went away and I started eating sugar again and now I'm like, "I got to slow down." So you do Lent to pray? It's so you give something out of devotion to God, say, "I'm struggling with this and I'm going to give this up." God, I'm going to give you a purse. A purse. But you ain't really giving up nothing, Pat, because you got a million of them. You have to give up all your curse. You have to give up all your curse. Like something you really, really love. If you say, "I'm going to stop cursing for 40 days." It's the yell that these motherfucking children. So then you couldn't film during that time. For 40 days, you're not going to ask Ramon to do a thing. Oh, Ramon will be so happy. Ramon, I can't even do no chick for labor for 40 days. Yeah. So it's just like you give something up and so we gave up. That should be a challenge. You should challenge yourself to give up. Not something like major. I can only treat me first. I don't mean anything like major. No, that's not giving up anything. You know? But like, give up something just to challenge us because burp and tops of girl be doing them weight challenges all the time. You do a social media thing. Yeah. Make a bit out of it. You know? No. Seven days of sleep. She's not convinced. You can handle it. Day one. This is what I sound like. She has two guest rooms and we showed up. There's not a bed in the other one and Garrett sleeps in the other one. So Garrett sleeps in the master and I sleep in my room and there's so much man. I said, Garrett, you want to come and sleep me. But he's always in my room watching TV. He was running his bed like I'm about to snatch something off of him. I was like, do you want to come and sleep me. I love that. I love that. And the reason, and there's nothing wrong with our marriage, we look, he's like, I like a soft mattress and he likes a heart mattress and for years we have been miserable because we have not found any of these. You actually got a sleep number. We did. We just threw it out of the dough and it didn't work. It was just snacks in between that motherfucker. So we outgrew the sleep number, the twins that they put you on. So we decided, I decided it's just best if we have our own bedroom so therefore we better. And I wasn't even thinking about really, I just go over there to sleep. I bought a queen side bed so we both kind of thick and it ain't working. So but he is a king but it feels like he's laying on concrete. So I said, go knock yourself on out over there, I said, I tried to get on that bed. My motherfucker is so hard. I was like, I can't do it. So you don't like it no hard things no more, right? Jesus. Fuck you. I mean, that's what I heard too. He's not out of line. I always got to do that. So are you're in the guest bedroom or he's in that guest bedroom and you're in, who's in the one with the connected-- He's in the master. To the big shower. Yeah, he's in the master. Okay. So that's our master. And I'm in the guest room. Okay. I'm in the room where I go for peace. Okay. All right. And it really works out because we watch separate shows. Yeah. I don't like what he like. That mattress, that mattress thing, I'm telling you, it's a, it's a, it's a breaker. I could not. I said one thing when I was building this house, I said, I refuse to sleep on another apartment. The mattress at our last house was hard and I had to get it firm for him. Yeah. And I was like, I'm sick of sleep. Sometimes I would literally go sleep on a fucking sofa. Are you a side sleeper stomach sleeper back? Well, I'm a side sleeper. But, but that liked the bed to be solved. Yeah. I mean, you know, he like his pillow's hard. I said, Nick, are you flinsed on? Miss Pat Bougie now, too, though. I'm not fucking. You boys. Miss Pat got to stay in the biggest rooms when we go places. No. The room has got to be so plush. Miss Pat don't play no more. Y'all. So she put you up in the same hotel. You have the clothes went to. Oh, Pat rose out the red carpet. Yeah. I treat everybody. We stay with every state. That's not true. Her favorite is the London. Her favorite is the London. That is what you mean. I'm choking. If I take you somewhere nine time out of 10, I'm going to make sure all of us together. My rooms be so nice. She, I don't come out to it saying the word. You know, this motherfucker do not be like Trent, you know, I don't want to be with y'all back in the old back in the old days, Deanna and I had to snuggle a lot. Yeah. And, you know, if it's two guys, like, I'll ask you to share room. I want to extract the share room. You know, I want, if Mimi, if Mimi come to fix my hair and it's, in both of my sisters not give, I put them in the same room, but most of the time, she get her own room. Yeah. I mean, if I'm, I got those habits from Cat Williams when I, when I opened for Cat Williams, I think it was a 10 city tour and I saw how he treated his people. And I told myself, I said, if I ever get some money, I want to treat my people the same way. Yeah. Um, I forgot what I was going to ask. Good point. So do you? Okay. Yes. So when you're, when you're on the road, do you share rooms with people anymore? No, I refuse. No, I refuse. I cannot. I mean, there's a certain level of graduation away from, well, yeah, cause like 2019, 2020, we were doing it. Even 21. You were doing some of that. Well, I was, I like heat. I like the room to be really hot. Oh my God. I'd be about to have a stroke. Do I make a, I put on the air just for him, but I like, but, and the reason why I don't like to share room with nobody, cause I know where, no matter where I'm at, I will wake up at five o'clock and call in to have that time to talk to my husband before I get busy doing the day. So, you know, I don't want you to my, I'm disturbing, you would get the fuck out of my room. Yeah. So I don't want anybody in my room. That's there. Plus, plus my room is a fuck up a room. She really does. Tasmanian Delta. Yeah. We literally just got here. How is it? Why you had to say it's six of trans mania different. Was that sexy? Yes. Oh, you used to call the 1-800 numbers when you was younger than I did. Right. They phone be a little. So I, I call one with, I had never featured, that's hilarious. I call one one time, the prayer line in my time, man, and I said, I said, I just met me. I know. She was like, I said, she said, no, I, I said, I want you to pray for me because I'm getting out of the streets and stuff like that. And I just want to have a good relationship and then the lady said, oh God, it's so good that she's just on the prayer line taking my money. Then she said, oh you married. I said, no, but we're going to get married. She said, stop what you doing right now. And I said, what? She said, and put that man out of your house until you married. I said, bitch. Oh, that's the first thing I met that don't hit me in my motherfucking eye, who treat me right? He didn't think I pay by a section, they rent. You want me put it out with a job? I love that you call him every morning at 5 a.m. Like, what are you two talk about? Just what's going on? I don't like it. It's all dumb shit. Sometimes he starts knowing on me. He can't wake up. I don't care what time you do him makeup. She got somebody to talk to. I said, Pat, who are these people? She was just kind of wandering around the kitchen with jazz on the phone and what she she'll do it with me too. Like, Pat will have the you on speaker phone and then she'll be going about her day, but I feel like you like to just be connected to the people that you love and so they're on the other end of the line and you may have something you're talking to him about, but you just kind of-- And a lot of times I get ready to call you and I forget what I'm going to say. Right. And so I'd be like, let me call you back. And she'll hang up on you without saying bye. Every time. Every time. I'd be like, Pat. I'm not Pat. I was mid-sentence last week. Click. Click. We'll see. If cell phones are back in the day, Pat will have a high bill. Do you remember when you had to pay for the week and you get free nights and weekends? That's where I got that. Like, your phone would be-- You don't have time to say bye. Click. Click. But I sent three text messages and cost my mom 30 cents and she beat me. You're so mad. Yeah. I remember a lot. This wasn't free. Yes. M.C.I. You remember M.C.I? Yes. I worked there one time. I called and tried to sell her some loans and she said, never call my fucking phone again. I quit that day because I could not deal with those people. You quit because she said I don't call us. Because you got to call people and sell them a long distance. Mm-hmm. Do you remember like the pound 902-0 or whatever? Did you have those down here? Were you supposed to say something like that? Yeah. That's when you called people back, right? Uh-huh. Oh, that was the best shit ever created. You better have land lines anymore. Yeah. Miss Jenny has one. Do you have one? Yeah, I do. Okay. My elevator has one. Oh, elevator. Yeah. There ain't no joke. Well, as case you get stuck, you know, how it goes out. What do you got? What do you got? You got an elevator. Yeah. It's looking to modest elevator. It only fits 3-fat. It's just-- See, my husband's sleeping in different bedrooms. I'm sure there's 19 of them in here. I think his 9-bit room is a 10-bit room in his house. I feel guilty because I'm sleeping in Gary Ana's room. Bitch, don't say that out loud. Oh, jeez. Cut this. What did she find out? What did she find out? Roll half-mercings. I colonized her bed. There's a white man in here. She's got a copy of black marxism. You know what you did to our people. What is happening while I go to New Orleans? She has a copy of black marxism. I'm replacing it with a libertarian manifesto. It smells like privilege in here. Then I went to take a shower this morning and I was like, well, surely there's no shampoo or whatever. So I started asking around. There's one bottle of shampoo and one bottle of body soap in this whole place. No, it's a bunch. Gary Ana have some, but I guarantee you, his full black natural. I went to Ramon and I said, hey, do you have any shampoo that goes, no, I just got body wash. Once you wash your hair with, now, Deon and I smell like teenagers, they smell this. I'm like, ax, ax, a word, excuse me. I'm still a dude, I'm a hula gay. He's going to ask for consent. That's why you should have pushed him in the face. You're asking nothing bigger to smell you. What's wrong with you? Come smell me. Well, you know. Thank you. Smell like. We use the same cedar wood and I was taking a shower and there's no curtains in there and Garrett was clean out of his car and I didn't have it on. But then I look out the next time I look out the window to see where he's at. He had a towel over his head so he couldn't look side to side. I was like, that man saw my ass. I think you put it on the glass. I swear, I swear you see me naked. That's what he did. He went blind up there. He saw a clean through you. Did he even stuff all we get out of here? You say we had a video? Yeah. I texted it to you, Chris. Oh, yeah. Let me let me send it out. Let's take a quick break while I send this over to Nike and Barry. What she says, she don't fit my weight. So this video I've found on X, it's just a thread of pedophiles getting their comeuppance and this particular video, the guys doing the thread of the videos, some lady comes in as black lady. Just watch what happens. It's the funniest fucking shit. What's going on? This man's here. He made a 13-year-old girl. Right. He made a 13-year-old girl. Right. Why are you here to meet a 13-year-old girl? Because you like to tell him? I told you guys three times. I'm asking you, how old are you? I'm 20. Why are you here to meet a 13-year-old girl? That's one, right? She was 16. No, she didn't. No, no, she was 16. She was 16. Okay, don't hit him. This aren't the way I want to do. Shut the fuck up. Get me, bitch. Oh, that was great. That was great. She's friends. Whoa. Yeah. Hey, she ain't with that. But that was a pretty good one. Okay. She don't even know what I mean. She started macing him in the face, and now she's chasing him to mace him somewhere. What if that's a viral video and you're making me a 13-year-old girl? Right. Why are you here to meet a 13-year-old girl? Because you like to tell him? I told you guys three times. I'm asking you, how old are you? Two. Why are you here to meet a 13-year-old girl? That's one, right? She was 16. No, she didn't. She was 16. This is what I wanted to do. Shut the fuck up, bitch. That was great. This is what we're at. Hey, she ain't with that. But that was a pretty good one. We're right into the 7-up. The fuck is she the child molestation police? She was not about that shit. Oh, shit. I'm going to go in the middle of the street. Hey. I'm glad she-- fuck. He gave us some throwbacks. She wasn't about it. That was personal. She didn't ask no qualified questions. I mean, you hear to meet who? How old are you? Bob, spray, spray, spray. Don't hear them. I'll do them. Fuck out. You're next. What the fuck? You can stay on help. I'll help you. Did you see the bitch hands? It looked like she did brick layer work. She didn't look like he been biting on them bricks. His teeth. You were smoking them. Yeah. But this bitch just got maced. Wait a minute. What do you say? I thought she was 16. Like, that's any better. Yes. Right. Something must have happened to her between 13 and 16 because it brought back some memory. And whoever asked she wanted to whoop, she tuck it out on him. When you spray mace doesn't it blow everywhere and get on YouTube? Well, that mace was directly. That was white people mace. She knew how to fire the mace too. She had a thumb over the spray. So the spray was directional like a dad with a hose. I just love how she was about to go to the grocery store or wherever they are. She wasn't involved. She was like, what happened? This one had nothing to do with her. No, she had nothing to do with her at all. She was just about to go to the store and then she overheard it. She said, what? There's a whole genre of guys because police aren't doing their work. And so there's a whole genre of people that trap these guys like Chris Hanson used to. And then go and humiliate the person on video. Stop. Stop. Stop. So there's this whole genre now of people that are going out and kind of doing like the Chris Hanson thing and they're trapping people and then going out and confronting them and filming it. That was fun. So they set up these fake chats. Yeah. Yeah. From like those websites like Omega lay or rumble stuff like that. Even Snapchat. You've been on a job unless they just know he just knows about it. I've been watching these. This is where they find them. I saw one where it was like a really old guy and then his old wife walks out, old white guy like dressed like in like car heart jacket and he's like, oh yeah, you were messaging me. It's actually me. He's like a 30 old guy. And his wife walks out and says, what's going on? He molests kids. He's asking for nude photos and she's like, well, all right, goes back inside. And it's just like you're dying for the woman like, oh, this is so horrible. But it's so horrible. She know it. Well, they need to hire this lady that we just saw. They need to hire her to be behind like a door or something. So when they come in, she needs to be there and spray her with mace. She don't get somebody soon. What's crazy about these videos we were talking about it the other day, it's like these guys admit it too. Like it happened on the Chris Hansen show on Dateline where they're just like, yeah, that's why it's like he got shot in the leg, the guy. Yeah, he got shot in the leg. Really? Did he stop? Oh, really? No, he didn't stop. The lady shot him or who shot him? No, no, no. In a different video, he got shot because he confronted somebody else. Oh my gosh. And then grow in the Walmart. He was in the store and he shot him. Was it the molester shot him? The molester shot him. Yikes. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I thought it was a black dude that shot. He went to go shoot something else but he ended up shooting his gun. Jesus. Yeah. Pretty much. Okay. But he shot it on somebody. He wasn't interested. What can I tell you? Something very interesting. When I was growing up, it was like all the younger girls liked the older guys. Yes. And it was like a common day to see a 13 year old girl messing with a grown man. Where'd you grow up? In Memphis. Okay. Well, that was in my neighborhood too. You know, it wasn't until the late '90s that they started. And I'm not trying to condone this behavior. Yeah. What I'm just saying. But that's what it was. We saw that so much growing up. My daddy. The girls would be developed a little earlier and older than like big dope guys would swoop these girls up. Like 13, 14 years old. They were looking like they could be grown. That's crazy. Yeah. It was just like. And I tell you, for one, the shit went on forever because it also happened to me. And my mom and my mom, my daddy was 10 years older than my mother. And so by the time my mama had me, which was her last child, which was told of six kids. She was 22 years old. Wow. Nobody gave a fuck. But it was also, if you had a daughter, it was almost like the color purple. You know, if she dated somebody with money, then that kind of helped the family. To me, it was just prostitution. That's all it fucking was was prostitution. Day, I still remember my sister going up this hill with older guys. I remember that like day and no, my mommy used to always want to fetch a pillow. Oh my gosh. It's just like Ashley, it's like the, it's like the deep version of Ashley, everything is gay. Why are you doing that? He made a game. I don't know. They just make everything. What is happening? Oh, it's the fetching us this game. Okay. Okay. I didn't say skipped up here. I didn't say switched up here. I didn't say fetch a pella water. He didn't say Jack and G. Yeah. You know it. And I didn't say Jack and Jack, Jill and Jill, fetch a pella water. Yeah, I think it kind of goes back what you and I were talking to breakfast this morning about like the legacy of slavery and black communities and like lack of educations. Like everyone before, you know, like Roman times, for instance, that's just the existence of women and girls, like, and then at that changed over the course of time for a certain segment of people, but it didn't. Well, women started to speak up. Yeah. Black Americans. Well, women, well, well, that shit wasn't just, let me just say this. But young old girls dating older guys was not a race thing. It happened in the white community. It was poverty. Yeah. Because if you touched somebody in plain sight, you know, that nigga was doing it. Yeah. That nigga was doing it. You ever seen it? You saw the whole family. Yeah. Yeah. Jeffrey fucked them in 18. Who? Jeffrey Dome. Yeah. Yeah. But they were selling dick. Damn. You never seen what that movie. I ducked it in plain sight. You never seen a ducked it in plain sight. No, it was. It was a neck. Especially. A ducked it in plain feel. It was his white man who befriended the family and kidnapped the daughter. And they, I mean, it was the most, then he fucked the daddy. He fucked the grandpa. He had. He had. He had. Wait now. Okay. So he had the girl he kidnapped, her father, he had him jack him off. He fucked that guy's wife, her mother. He also wanted her sister, but they kept her away from him. So he ended up taking, what was her name? B. B. Yeah. I need to watch this. B. It's the crazy shit. I never seen someone who molests the whole family. You can't even say it without laughing. It's so ridiculous. Yeah. That family was fucked from the beginning. Yeah. From the time Jerry walked in, he fucked everybody. And when it came, now he's jacked the daddy dick. So the daddy had to go along and let the rest of the family get. Wait a minute. The daddy enjoyed it. I guess he, you know how, what, what thing about white guy? He talked him into us. Yeah. Yeah. White guys, y'all are playing with each other dicks, but black men. It's the thing. No. Wait a minute, Chris, come clean. No. Come clean. I have never touched a penis. Not even my own. You're free. I'm going to stop pissing on your balls. I ain't the thing. That's what I was about to say. Yeah. You better aim that thing. I know your balls with us. She had the cleaners in the day. The cleaners got done doing a bathroom and I went in there to pee and it just went everywhere. I was like, oh, no. Oh, no. Control that thing. Damn. I know. I'm confessing. You need to piss on a condom. I need to sleep in one. I'm not going to sit down though. I think. That's a more than real protective. What, what, what white guys are all with touching wieners? But the, I mean, y'all slap each other with y'all dicks, y'all draw dicks on forehead. Black men will never play like that. What are you talking about? I'm frat white boy. Frat white boy. You're right. No, black men would never do that. No. Y'all be y'all. I'll open. All right. So let me ask you a question. If your friend fell asleep at a sleepover, you wouldn't draw a dick on his face. Oh, you get shot. Yeah. I'm going to go ahead and put mine on. Nope. Ain't no drawing. Like one of those chalk out. I'm just. No. I'm just playing. You motherfuckers are crazy. You know who you're thinking of me. He's just, he's putting dicks on people's faces. Well, listen, I was in good company at the B2 was they, we saw all kind of stuff there. And they didn't look Nell and Charles on a runway, why you didn't get them in? Who? Nell and Charles. They denied them access to the, to the record. What? Yeah. I barely get the other people. I was talking to you. Hey, hey, turn the ray ray J. And I can hear some cameras out. They turn the ray ray J. The fuck is you talking about? They turned out. They turned out Ray J. Yeah, they said he turned the ray J. He got to a fight, didn't he? Was that it? I don't know who. Yeah. They say he got into a fight. I don't know. Watch. I watched him on club. I wonder if that was because of. It's so crazy. Of him not being able to get in. Crazy. I'm on TMZ. That was a busy one. I think it was. Yeah, that was. That was a real party. Oh, at the party. Oh, at the party. I don't do at the party. I take my old ass home because that spank is killing me and my drawers are wet. So I don't. I'm screaming. And take my bra off and go to bed because you can't get killed in your bed. The only way you can get killed in your bed is the person above you or below you shoot through wall. You should get, you should get wet suit panties. That way you could just go about today and be without a lot of shoes and a wet shoe is called scuba diving pandas on. That's what they don't think I need. They so hard to put on. Well, if you get panties made specifically for that, you just pull them a whole body suit. Just the part you need to keep. I would die. I would die. You would. It's just a lot of. You can't with Frank. You can't with Frank. What the fuck is this nigga right here? There's a bug on the mic. Damn. That thing when I. I saw that climbing on his like 10 minutes ago, it's like let him live. He deserved to have a nice life. He kills everything that bothers her. Like my spirit. I wish I could kill everything. I'm gonna stay. How good graces. Please try to. And y'all make sure y'all keep watching the pedophiles videos because they're very fucking funny. You understand them to me all the time like I have not been molested and like I want to see this bullshit. I'm sorry. I'm triggering you. But do you think? That's funny. Do you think so we were talking and debating like should these guys be like physically assaulted? You know is or even like the video itself. Well, where's the state that castrate you that cut your dick off and put it in freeze to you. Exactly. Florida. They keep it hard for you. Yeah, they keep it hard for you. Who's got that job? Who's the pedophile fluffer. The D freeze. Wow. They dig south and put it in the freezer and they tell them where you act right. You can get your dick back. Is it color coordinated? Hey, I think you got mine, buddy. I already touched it. Possessions. Nine tension. My remote control. My remote control. Yeah. Texas. Texas. Texas. All right, you get it back like a Texas. Yeah. Screw. People going to get the wrong things. I had the big one and that of nine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're right there with all the veins. That's that. That's it, man. No, no, then they got your face with a prisoner. You notice your dick. That was not my dick. That's somebody switched my bitch. I can see Chris right now in the black dick line. That's a little white shit that pisses all nuts. That's not mine. Oh, that's not the thing you look from afar. No one that got a divorce. Chris. Chris started rapping all the sudden. I am a rapper. The rappers don't have them types of dicks. I get to give me the loop by Biggie. Hold on. My dick could say digger. Another great episode of the pat down. Make sure y'all join me on tour, y'all. 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