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Jesse Kelly Show

Social media has allowed us see what morons professional athletes can be

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07 Aug 2024
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Next hour, I'm actually bringing on another one. I can't believe it's a dude. Two guests day. I'd never do this. Our friend BK of World News with BK, there's so much foreign policy crap going on right now. So we're going to dig into that with BK. But before we get into that, and before I get back into wall stuff, I do want to do some, a couple other emails and I do want to hit on this and it's completely unrelated to politics. It just, it occurred to me and it bothers me. So you've heard of Simone Biles. Simone Biles is that Olympian who's dominating gymnastics. Of course, you know my wife is a gymnast, big shot gymnast so she knows all about it. Simone Biles is also a filthy comic and she goes on social media the other day. You remember how Trump, when he was busy curb stomping Biden in that debate, he talked about the illegals taking black jobs and that's exactly what happens. The urban black community gets filled with these illegals because that's first place all the mayors and all the people put them. They put all the illegals in the urban black community and then they go in and they snatch up all the jobs that are in that community for pennies on the dollar. They do. They take black jobs. This is something that's been well chronicle and it's also a common term. Black jobs. This black jobs that. Of course, Democrats tried to make Donald Trump seem like a racist after this and they started to say black jobs and black jobs. So it's a complete op. This is a common term that they abused that they ran an op on. And of course, Simone Biles runs to social media and says, I love my black job. Just being a snarky little dirty Democrat like she is. And then I saw this today. This is from Serena Williams, that tennis player. She's in Paris. Tried to go to some restaurant called the peninsula. Sounds freaking expensive. She said, Yikes peninsula. I've been denied access to the rooftop to eat in an empty restaurant of nicer places, but never with my kids always a first and she puts an eye rule thing there. And then of course, they fact checked her and we find out the restaurant was fully booked. She wasn't denied. They were they were booked. She didn't have a reservation and I don't have a larger political point to make about this. My point is social media has done a lot of good and a lot of harm in this lifetime. There's no question. Having access to endless amounts of information has been wonderful and terrible. Having access to other people, famous people, normal people has been wonderful and terrible. On some level, it's really cool that you can respond to your United States Senator. You could get on right now and respond to Ted Cruz if you're in Texas and maybe he'll ignore it. Maybe he'll never see it, but I know he's on there and he might respond. Kind of cool. Right? At the same time, probably not for the best that everyone has access to everyone else. People make themselves out to be terrible. But social media has done the professional athlete an incredible disservice and you know why? Because when you're an elite athlete and I've known a few of these elite athletes can be very, very, very well read and very brilliant, but that it can also be the dumbest people you've ever met in your entire life because they're allowed to be that they can be. You know that old, the old stereotype of the dumb blonde, the dumb blonde woman, and there were all kinds of funny dumb blonde jokes and there, there've been a million brilliant blondes, but yeah, there have been a bunch of idiot ones. Why was that a thing? Why is it a stereotype? Because if you're a hot blonde, you can get through life without developing a personality or a brain because a lot of things are handed to you. It's that way for professional athletes a lot. If you're a kid and you're an unbelievable football player and you're big and you're strong and you're fast, the truth is you don't really have to study depending on where you are. There are lots of places you don't have to study at all. If you're in, for instance, in my state of Texas, I've told you before, my buddy, one of my good friends, I was actually in the Marines with him, he was the third string quarterback in high school, third string. He wasn't even the backup, never saw the field. He was given A's by his high school teachers because he was on the football team. So if you're an elite athlete, you can coast through school without learning, without reading. And then of course, depending on the school you choose, you can get a full ride scholarship to some division one school and you don't have to go to class. You've seen the movies, you've read the articles, you know how this works. You get the pretty girl goes takes your chemistry exam for you. And soon you may find yourself in the NFL, a multi millionaire and yes, you are a grown adult and you're in your late twenties and you have all the money in the world. But the truth is you're a complete and utter moron. This has been the whole history of sports has been littered with these people. The problem is now when it comes to social media, now we know it. There have always been professional athletes who are idiots always now. We know it. Simone Biles is the most accomplished US gymnast in the history of the country. And if it wasn't for social media, she would just be America's sweetheart that this boy in time. This incredible athlete. Look at how adorable she is. Go Simone. Go. Simone. We would love her. It would be universal Republican Democrat. It would be universe. It wouldn't be political. But because this moron has access to social media and has to vomit her moronic opinions out there now, I laughed when she fell on the balance being the other day. My wife told me she fell. I laughed. I thought it was hilarious. I'm tired of this field has not the first time she's opened her stupid fat mouth about something to I liked it before I knew they were morons, Serena Williams to you just could hit a tennis ball better than other women could. And that's awesome. It's an awful mass. It's an awesome athletic skill and it's cool and I'm cheering for you. But she has repeatedly because of social media revealed herself to be a complete and utter moron and honestly it saddens me. It saddens me. Social media did the professional athlete a profound disservice. We should have never been able to find out how stupid these people are and now we do. And there's that Jesse. Let's get back to politics. Am I the only one on the right not celebrating the VP pick? The choice of the openly extreme left option tells me they don't plan to lose. They know they need the moderates. There's nothing moderate about him. Anyone else sensing they don't fear losing with this choice? Well, I understand this way of thinking when your enemy does something that doesn't make sense to you, it can create in you a sense of worry. At first you're thinking to yourself, wow, this is great. This guy's an idiot. And then if you allow yourself to dwell on it long enough, you say to yourself, hold on, or is he? Does he know something I don't know? And you remember that clip, Chris, grab it. If you wouldn't mind that clip of Jamie Raskin from yesterday, the clip that has been heard around the world at this point in time, Jamie Raskin, very, very high ranking Democrat and the house of representatives, he sat down in a very serious tone and laid out frankly that they don't intend to let Trump win. What can be put into the Constitution can slip away from you very quickly. And the greatest example going on right now before our very eyes is Section 3 of the 14th Amendment, which they're just disappearing with the magic wand as if it doesn't exist, even though it could not be clearer what it's stating. And so, you know, they want to kick it to Congress. So it's going to be up to us on January 6, 2025 to tell the rampaging Trump mobs that he's disqualified. And then we need bodyguards for everybody in civil war conditions, all because the nine justices, not all of them, but these justices who have not many cases to look at every year. I get these emails, these emails of people very concerned that the fix is in, they're not going to let him win. And look, it's not that I don't share these concerns, and I'm never, ever, ever going to be dismissive of these concerns. These are very real concerns. But I don't want to make the mistake of constantly thinking these people are evil geniuses. They're evil. And sometimes they can be brilliant, don't get me wrong, but dome is not brilliant, dome is not brilliant. It's to fix in before November, I don't know, we're going to find out in November. But if we lose to these two, well, you know what, let's talk about that. If we lose next in case you're wondering why it just went quiet there, I had something caught in my throat. It was one of the nuts, and I did explain, listen, shut up, Chris, why don't you grow up. Listen, I have to explain something to you, I'm a huge nut fan. I love cashews, and the problem is every now and then one will come loose in my teeth, and it'll get caught in my throat when I'm doing the radio. What Chris, when did I eat cashews just a couple minutes ago? I didn't advertise to you. They were cashews. I didn't think they were kosher. I didn't know what you were okay with and what you worked anyway back to what we were talking about. Let's get back to politics. The fix is in. All right. So someone thinks the fix is in. We're going to hypothetical if we lose in November. What if that day? What if it happens? You have this complete moron dome. I mean, this woman, there was the creation of fire, the wheel, electricity, technology. It's an absolute game changer. That person combined with combined with Tim walls. What if she combined with this nutball? What if what if these two are president and vice president at the St. Paul armory erupted after the governor's signature made driver's license for all of the land. We talked about this wall. I always say, let me know how high it is. If it's 25 feet, then I'll invest in the 30 foot ladder factory. That's not how you stop this. Should cities be allowed to be sanctuary cities? Yes, local control. Yeah. What if we lose to them? Okay. Well, the thinking is, well, what if it's legitimate or legitimate? No matter what, if we lose to Kamala Harris in Tim walls in November, it's going to hurt. I will be upset. You will be upset. But it's not going to be the end of the world. It's going to be a clarifying moment and clarifying moments have benefits. Even ones that make you uncomfortable. Even ones that hurt, you know, every time my dad had five bypasses done, the Kelly men, they don't live very long on my dad's side. My dad about to be 70 has way eclipsed the other Kelly men, just how problems and strokes and heart attacks and things like that. But this is years ago, my goodness, this is 15, 20 years ago, I would guess. My father is, he's always worked out, always lifted weights and hiked it. He's just very active. He's always pounding fence posts and driving cattle and he's a very active man. And he was out hiking, he's always out hiking and walking and doing things like that and walking up a hill in Montana and just can't catch his breath has no energy, cannot catch his breath and something's wrong and he's miserable and he figured something's really bad and they take him to the hospital and he finds out he has all these blockages in his heart and he has to go in for open heart surgery, which when you have to go in for open heart surgery, when you're that young, it's actually easier when you're older. When you're that young, it's brutal because they have to saw your bones open. They don't hit. It's really, it's brutal, brutal surgery and they have five bypasses done. Now, I remember it like it was yesterday watching my dad. My dad's huge, it's six, four, two, 32, 40's big tough guy watching my dad lay in a hospital bed with tubes coming out of him, miserable, laid out and that was awful. I remember being in that waiting room with my mother and my sister and it was just awful and you don't know if your dad's going to live with it's terrible. Every part of it was terrible. The shortness of breath, the surgery, the recovery was awful, it was awful. Every part of it was awful, it was awful. But my dad's about to turn 70's healthy as a horse. He's bugging him a little bit, but back to working out, still pounding friends posts, still doing things he loves to do, active, happy, healthy because he had a very, very, very painful, clarifying moment. Clarifying moments are oftentimes very, very painful. If the worst thing happens this November and I'm not saying it's going to, I hope it doesn't and I don't think it will. I'm not making any predictions here, I don't think it will, but it's possible. If the worst thing happens this November and we wake up on Wednesday morning and we've got four years of dumb walls, my goodness, I am going to hurt that day. You are going to hurt, will be sad, will be despondent, will be this, will be that. And yes, it will, it will mean pain for everyone in the country. It will for more years of this idiocy will mean pain, but in a lot of ways, it will be a clarifying moment for us. Where are we as a country? If we feel like there are some shady things that go on, where are we electorally? But if Trump wins and Jamie Raskin gets his wish and Congress won't let him assume office. Again, that's honestly, it might be, that might be wartime stuff. But again, horrible, bad, awful, but a clarifying moment and clarifying moments, as I said, are often brutal and painful and uncomfortable and we hate them. But oftentimes they're necessary to make the corrections we need to make in life. All right, speaking of Tim Walz, John Justice, good friend of mine, he's the greatest talk show host in Minnesota. He's just awesome. He knows all about Tim Walz and he's going to join us in a minute to talk about Tim Walz. Now, I have no doubt that John is going to be calling in on a pure talk phone because John is a patriot, you see, cell phone companies. There's some of the worst companies out there. They are always getting involved in the culture war filth against us always Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile. Every time you turn around, they're taking your money and they're sending it to Planned Parenthood and they're sending it to Black Lives Matter. It's just freaking terrible, not pure talk. With pure talk, you have the patriotic cell phone company and you don't sacrifice service because they're on the same 5G network. You want to keep your phone a number? Good. That's what I did. I kept my phone. I kept my phone number. You want new number, new phone? They can do that too. But switch to pure talk. You'll pay less for the same service and you'll pay someone who appreciates your values and promote your values and it's 10 minutes on the phone to switch. That's nothing. Who doesn't have 10 minutes? Right now. Dial pound 250 and say Jesse Kelly, that'll save you an extra 50% off your first month. Pound 250 say Jesse Kelly. We'll be back. It is the Jesse Kelly show and I am excited for this joining me now as I have been teasing all show long. My friend and amazing radio host out of Twin Cities News Talk obviously doesn't need any introduction there. John Justice, the morning guy, if you're in Minneapolis, you can also hear yours truly on that station. Maybe you're listening to me there right now. So John, you know Tim Ball's walls better than I do. Who is this guy? Um, Jesse, I'd like to refer to him as Kim John. Yes, I know how respectful you like to be. John. So look, I've gotten, I've fielded a million questions about this guy over the last hour and a half, John. And one of the main themes is how does this guy get elected in a state that is relatively purple? At least it was and goes so hard left and really take the state with him. How does that happen? You live there. You live there. I don't. How does this happen? Well, it feels like process of elimination at this point. I mean, I know a lot of people have been talking and I agree that I think that, you know, I think Shapiro was in the lead, but for obvious reasons to everybody, the problems that the Democrats have in their party, they decided to go with, with walls. Walls has been jockeying hard for this physician ever since that June 27th disastrous debate with Joe Biden. He was the first person that I saw on the national news defending Biden's performance. And ever since then, and through the coup and the asking of Biden, he has been out there auditioning for this gig. And I've got several reasons why I think Kamala picked him. But I also think that Minnesota is in play. And while Pennsylvania is crucial for Kamala to win, I think they also know that Minnesota is vulnerable as well. And because of that, walls, that was one of the reasons why walls was chosen. Okay, all right, you need to lay out for me these reasons why you think he was chosen. And I want you to start, if you don't mind, with the fact Minnesota is in play, I never even considered Minnesota to be in play. I feel like that's something the GOP lies to itself about it all the time that Minnesota goes blue. But you, you feel like it's in play this time. Why? What's going on? The polls were closing prior to Biden getting ousted and every single poll that was coming out, leading up to that debate, showed that the gap was closing and closing and it was well within the margin of error and Trump usually lags in the polls. And some of the polls were actually showing that Trump was leading. And because of that, the moment that walls ended up being one of the most prominent individuals that I saw out there defending Biden, I got my spidey senses started tingling that he's doing this for a reason. He wants this job, he's got a massive ego, but he also wants to make sure that the state doesn't go to Trump. Now the other reason why Jesse and we can get into this, if you like, is I think he's a safe pick for Kamala Harris because no current Kamala Harris supporters are going to pitch off because he chose walls. He doesn't have any real good name recognition across the country. And he's safe, they're going to cast him as a moderate, he's a radical, but he's going to play the role of a attack dog. He's a crescent wrench. He's going to be a useful tool for Kamala Harris because he's very, very media savvy. Okay. So why, why go from Minnesota though over Pennsylvania? If it's not the Jew thing, obviously I've been saying it openly. It's very clear that Democrats have an anti-Semitism problem. They hate Jews. At least their base does now, but even even though you know your base hates Jews. Okay, I'll give you that, whatever the Democrat base is a bunch of dirty demons anyway. Don't you still have to pick Shapiro? You need Pennsylvania more than you need to protect Minnesota, right? But I think that the word coming out of the Shapiro camp that maybe he didn't want it. And I think that because of that, he may have turned it down. I think he has further aspirations and Jesse, I think that's why somebody of the prominent names that the listeners would throw about, you know, your Newsome, your Whitmer, you name them. Those that they thought would end up being the nominee over Kamala Harris while this was all going down. I don't think any of them wanted to be involved either. I think they have their own political aspirations. I think this Shapiro was the first pick, but I'm not the opinion. He probably bowed out. And so, by choosing walls, perhaps you can lock in all of those Midwest states as well while you're at it, secure Minnesota as well. And I want to add one more thing here, and I know I'm going to cut me off whatever you like. No, no, no, but I don't. But, you know, what we know about Kamala Harris isn't a lot, but we do know that she had a massive turnover rate within her office. Okay? She's not very well liked. That's pretty well known. I think she chose walls because she connected with them. Walls is a jerk. I mean, he is. He comes off like this folksy guy when he wants to, when he's talking to local media and plays up the dad role, he really is loose some in flannel though. And I think that she found a commonality with him. And I think that she connected with him because they really do seem like their card from that same political far left radical political stone. And I think that she found something in him and it may not be the best pick, but I think for her, that's what she wanted. I think it was a personal choice. Speaking with my friend, John Justice, we go way, way, way back. He's the best talk show host in the state of Minnesota, in my opinion. John, can you explain to me this because there are issues that you care about and I care about that don't go past the norms and normals and I get that. I know I'm a partisan. I don't pretend to be otherwise. But the National Guard thing, John, I opened up the show, I got my freaking blood pressure up. I was a dad gone mad about it. Running out on your unit right before they deploy to Iraq is not a small thing to me. It's everything to me. If you agree with me on every issue, I would hate his guts for that alone. Does that not, does that not move the people in Minnesota, the masses? I know it probably moves you, but the masses, does that not, does that not bother them? It does, but here in Minnesota, more recent events supersede that. I understand your frustration. I echo your sentiments on that, but here in Minnesota, the riots, let's go back further. Let's go back to the draconian COVID lockouts. What he did to the businesses and the people here in Minnesota is unforgivable by a lot of people. And when the George Floyd riots took place and he hesitated to call the National Guard and then tried to defend his actions by saying that what we're going to call up a bunch of young cooks, that's how he labeled them. That sticks with the people of Minnesota more than those previous events that you mentioned. There's a lot more focus on that than there is. That was something of a controversy before, but now that's what people are more focused on. John, tell everybody how far back we go as far as you and me. Oh, yeah. You, I mean, we go back to the beginning of your political aspirations, the start of my, my talk radio career for crying out loud. I think you were one of my first interviews. John Justice was, he was the big deal in Tucson, Arizona, back when a young idiot Marine started running for Congress and it was a really, really, really big deal to get John Justice to have you on the air back then, especially when nobody freaking knew my name. And before anybody else, anyone nationally or anything else would even bother talking to me, you kept bringing me into the studio that it's, gosh, John, you want to feel freaking old? I think that's like 15 years ago. That's how old we are now. Yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah. It's been 28 years of doing this at this point in time. And you know what, Jesse, it's amazing to me, I listen to your show. You're usually my, my main listen on the drive-in. I catch up with your previous show on my drive-in to work. And what's incredible is that I had so many instances of people that I interviewed for the first time at the beginning of their political career, just, you know, entering into the fray. And I've seen so many other people, Jesse, go the other way. They've just succumbed to, to, to all of it. And they just turned evil, you know, there's no other way to put it. And it's so refreshing after all these years to, to listen to you and to know you, you stuck to your gun. You're the same, Jesse, that I knew then, you're the same, Jesse, I knew then that you are now man. And it's always a thrill to listen to you. Yeah. I, it's a, it's, it's something I never forget in terms of our relationship and my radio career. Well, I appreciate you very much, my brother. Like I said, he is John justice, honestly, I would, I would tune in if I was anywhere across country. I'd tune in. Listen to John justice in the morning. He's as good as it gets. My brother. I appreciate you. As I always do. He is, he's awesome. Freaking John justice. Gosh, what a good dude. All right. We have a lot more. I'm going to get to some emails and stuff before I get to those, uh, you know, we are going to touch on the Iran thing. In fact, I'll probably leave lead with that next. What is coming? What do I think is coming? I've been, I've been reaching out to every source. I have trying to figure out what's going to come, but no matter what comes, the people in Israel, we're going to suffer for a while. That's the way it goes. They're going to suffer for a while. There is going to be needs. There are going to be medical needs, emergency food needs, a flak jacket needs, fire fighting equipment needs, armored vehicles. They need armored ambulances, imagine living in a place where your ambulance has to be able to stop bullets. You remember October 7th? A lot of the people who lived there lived because they were in IFCJ provided ambulances that stopped bullets because Hamas was shooting up all the ambulances. That's, that's what the three donation goes. They're looking for 500 people to give 150 bucks because they have a donor who's going to match those don't know donations right now. You can give give support IFCJ.org is where you go to give. All right. We'll be back. He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right, it is the Jesse Kelly show on a Tuesday. Remember, if you miss any part of the show, you can download the whole thing on I hard Spotify iTunes. Let's move off of this stuff and move on to other things. Shall we machine gun Kelly is Kamala, the perfect candidate for the system. In my opinion, she's the perfect win-win candidate as an empty vessel. She's the perfect puppet. On the other hand, nobody likes her so she could be the perfect scapegoat for losing the election. Well, that creates an interesting scenario, doesn't it? Of course, the system wants Democrats to win. The system is communist run. Therefore, it's Democrat one. It only helps the system when Democrats win, but if dome were to lose, it would create a unique opportunity for the system and that she is a huge pain for them. Remember, they didn't want her on the national stage because the public rejects her. The answer to your question is, no, she's not the perfect one. Yes, they love having an empty vessel they can control, but what they really want is a charismatic empty vessel they can control. Joe Biden was much, much, much more of a perfect candidate for the system than dome is. And it's not because he's any more or less capable than she is. It's because Joe Biden, and don't you dare email me and yell at me, Joe Biden is charming. Not to me. I despise Joe Biden. I want to be clear about that, but Joe Biden has been elected for a very, very, very long time by doing the Scranton Joe thing, which is, of course, a lie by being, hey, look at me. I'm, I'm hard. Scrabble Joe Joe Biden. Remember when Joe Biden squared off against Paul Ryan and just beat the living crap out of Paul Ryan and that VP debate? Like, obviously I was sitting there rooting for Paul Ryan, so I didn't want us to lose that election, but as a complete partisan hack, I watched that debate and I winced the entire time knowing Joe Biden was taking that lightweight dork Paul Ryan and beating the living crap out of him. At the same time, Joe's an empty vessel and getting emptier by the day as his mind melts into hot steamy goo. So Joe Biden was the perfect president. Dome actually creates problems for them because I have to try to get her over the finish line. They want a charming empty vessel. Look, she's come down on so many different sides of so many different issues. This is how the interviews are going in the 2020 primary, the vice president praised the defund the police movement. And now she says she doesn't support defunding the police. She called for decriminalizing crossing the border illegally. Now she supports president Biden's policies for clamping down at the border. She supported Medicare for all at one point, eliminating private insurance. And her campaign says she doesn't support that now. She's reversed herself on a fracking ban. What do you think that voters should think when she's reversed herself on several issues just in the last four years? I think that voters should think that she's a human being who learns new things every single day. No concern about flip-flopping. No, no concern about flip-flopping. No, no, no, no, look, she's she can have a hard time getting elected. But as we talked about earlier, if she gets elected, they win. It will be painful, but it will be revealing speaking of revealing, which since Minnesota's in the news, let's talk about their lieutenant governor, her name's Penny Flanagan. Listen to this because let's be clear. This is life affirming and life saving health care. And our children tell us who they are. It is our job as grownups to listen and to believe them. That's what it means to be a good parent. She's, of course, referring to the fact that she wants children to be able to mutilate themselves behind their parents back and that I want to pair with this story here. This is from town hall. I want to make sure they get credit for it. This national hospital, it's a major, major children's hospital. It's advising parents on how to help their kids transition. This is such an unspeakable evil to me. There are so many evil things going on as we look around here right now, but the fact that children are not only being mutilated in our society, they're being mutilated out in the open, politicians are bragging about doing it. Parents themselves are bragging about what they're doing to their own children. I, I don't ever claim to be a good person, as you know, and I'm certainly not any kind of a good person. I know that, but even me, even terrible Jesse, I look at what's happening in my society and I'm so overwhelmed with the evil I see. Does it ever hit you like that? Sometimes it hits me like that, whatever. Dear pink flower, I've been wanting to email you for a while considering I've been listening to your world famous show for a couple of years now. I'm a 20, I'm 28 years old with a wife and son and I started my own company last August. I love that. I listen to you every day. You have influenced me heavily. I appreciate your boldness. The reason for my email was I just tried a new Dorito and it was amazing. They're called Diddy Meeta Sticks. Dynamita, dynamita would get Chris. How do you say that word? Dynamita, it's Mexican. I'm anyway, dynamita sticks and the flavor is smoky chili queso. Oh, that sounds legit. My first thought was of you and your terrible eating habits. They are absolutely amazing. Please try and let us know what you think. His name is Josh. 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