Danny and Dusty
8-7-24 Hour 2
Nick Sirianni & Jalen Hurts apparently don't get along. Patriots are out of Brandon Aiyuk sweepstakes. Worst Day on the Web: getting run over by the naked guy that stole your car. What does the American section of a French grocery store look like?
- Duration:
- 51m
- Broadcast on:
- 07 Aug 2024
- Audio Format:
- mp3
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Now we're number two, Danny and Dusty with you on this Wednesday afternoon. Thanks for riding along with us. The Philadelphia Eagles started the season. Rip, Roan start 10 and 1 and then fills it out like a stinky fart, losing five of their final six games of the year and a lackluster finish all the way around by the Philadelphia Eagles. Something just didn't seem right. And I think what a lot of people pointed to was Shane Steichen, the offensive coordinator for their Super Bowl runner up season, bolting for the Indianapolis Colts. Jonathan Gannon, the mastermind of their defense, going and taking over as the head coach for the Arizona Cardinals, they had two major voids that they had to fill there. Yet they started 10 and 1 and nobody could really put a finger on how bad that finish really was for Philly. So much of the season screams now in hindsight when we were watching and fold that they won on talent because it was the most talented roster probably in the NFL. And you can talk about Patrick Mahomes being the best quarterback and fit and all those kind of things and coaching, blah, blah, blah. But we're just talking pure unadulterated talent, the Philadelphia Eagles, when fully healthy, most talent in the NFL. Well, and that's why this year is one of those years where you sit there and you go, all right, you lose Jason Kelsey, you lose Fletcher Cox, who are two of the anchors of your leadership of Philly. Those two guys retire, step away from the game. Now you're looking at it going. Now they have not just coordinator voids to fill with Steichen and Gannon being two years removed, but also player leadership voids, which are huge in the NFL and huge as you're progressing through a season to find who steps up in that. They didn't have to worry about that for decades, decade with Kelsey in Cox. But now we're starting to see the cracks in the foundation maybe a little bit larger than what we what we were led on to believe. It wasn't just Steichen and Gannon leaving. It wasn't just a couple of injuries here and there. There seemed to be a fracture between the head coach and the starting quarterback, which is never a good thing. No, and it's an awkward one. Tim McManus and Jeremy Fowler, ESPN, they have a very long, long, long piece on ESPN highlighting just how it's not a relationship where these guys are beating each other up and screaming at each other, yelling at each other. It's one where there's just no communication. I think there's no trust between the two of us. Yes, and that's there's there's a line in here that in the entirety, I bet you jumped out to you too, was that the implication from one of the sources in the article that says is directly involved, which I would imagine is either somebody in the quarterback's room or somebody in the coaches room that said flat out that the Jalen Hertz doesn't believe that the potentially that Nick Siriani has the exes and O's ability to coach and run the offense and coach him. Yeah, that's up. What? Well, and it's Jalen does not give credit, give Nick enough credit. A lot of what we do well does stem from Nick and there is a big hurdle that you need to clear. If your quarterback just doesn't trust your head coach and his ability, not just to lead, but to coach, but to like, actually, this sounds like Jalen Hertz, the going full like couch psychologist here. This sounds like grounded in the weeds, militaristic Jalen Hertz does not believe in the water, the water, the bamboo, Nick Siriani. That's what this sounds like to me. Does that does that divide that you're picking up? Well, from what I have what I know of Jalen Hertz, first of all, he's a great young man off the field in an almost ever regard, but his father was his high school coach, who was a hard ass kind of militaristic way that he was raised and the way that he was coached. He then went on to play for Nick Saban, who runs a professional business. A very regimented militaristic style of leadership that Nick Saban has despite the fact he has these nice jokes, which may be that cheeky and fun military humor that you're talking about. 100%. But he goes from that to water, the bamboo, we're going to watch this flower grow. A little hippie-dippy. It's a little bit over the top motivator in Nick Siriani. If you're built like that, typically, I can say you're closed-minded, but you've been so embroiled in a culture. This is, again, I don't like drawing these parallels because they're not the same, but there are certain strings you can pull, leaving the military life and going to civilian life. It is a transition. It is very difficult because you are used to a structure, a lifestyle, and it's crazy and stupid and ridiculous as we are in the military. There is a regimented and rigid. Do not pass go. Do not cross this line situation every single day. And if you start interjecting the flower power, water, the bamboo, the vast majority of those kind of people are not only going to reject it outright, they're going to laugh at you, say you're stupid, you're ignorant, you don't know what you're talking about. They're not going to take you seriously. And I think that's very, very, very much what we're dealing with. Well, and there's a lot of quotes that are in here that are pretty telling of the relationship that Siriani and her tavern. Look, your head coach and your quarterback do not have to be best friends, but they do have to respect each other. See Bill Belichick in Tom Brady. There was story after story of those two guys not seeing eye to eye on a lot of different things, but they respected one another and their ability to prepare, their ability to lead and their ability to win. It feels like a lot of what is happening in Philly is there is a lack of accountability in those two guys taking accountability. There's people within the building that are noted in this story of, you know, accusing Jalen Hertz of trying to play hero ball at the end of the year when they were in the middle of their skid and just saying, Nope, I'm not going to, I'm just going to do my own thing because I don't believe the direction that we're heading right now. There's also quotes in there of when Nick Siriani tried to take accountability heading into many camps this year of Jalen Hertz kind of chuckling when asked about it and saying, um, I guess we're going to have to see about that. Yeah, right. There's a fracture there. AJ Brown asked about, you know, the relationship and what's going on. He said, I was taught that if I have nothing good to say about something to not say anything at all. Which if you're saying that, that doesn't seem like a what you should be saying there is, it's fine. Yeah. Yeah. The fact that this is getting out and that it is this, that is this detailed and there's this many sources means it's bad. It's not great. It's like, this is Siriani's going to get fired the second things go sideways. Yeah. And that's what this is. Look, I think he knows that too, because you go from Shane Steichen in the wealth of talent that they haven't looked. They are still a very talented roster in Philly in a very winnable division. They could win the division with having this fracture between their head coach and their starting quarterback because that's how talented their roster is. But you go from Shane Steichen to Ben Johnson. And then now this year, they've hired Kellen Moore as their offensive coordinator. Cowboys fans not thrilled with Kellen Moore as her OC Chargers fans not thrilled with Kellen Moore as her OC. And now you're going to Philly and what they are hoping is that the relationship between Kellen Moore and Jalen Hertz can kind of supersede the relationship that Siriani has with Hertz. And then that's the thing about this. It's interesting is that Siriani has taken his hands completely off the wheel almost offensively. There's mentions here of Siriani not even really being involved with the offense as much as just being on a walkie talkie and feeding information back and forth and hopping kind of between station and station. Much like you talk about with Dan Lanning, but even to the point of like actively avoiding Dylan Hertz, like that seems like a recipe for a disaster. Maybe I'm wrong, but that seems like a very, very, very, very bad thing. Yeah. And look, these things can happen with you have two ultra competitive men in a football locker room, butting heads, it's going to happen. Like you, if you are not having any sort of conflict, you're not moving in the right direction. But you have to have two sides that are willing and able to get over the conflict. And when a season doesn't go your way, because look, I mean, this is the crazy thing about it. It's like Bill Belichick in Tom Brady, Patrick Mahomes in Andy Reid, they have not they didn't win Super Bowls every single year that they're together. Yet you will have a season where you're not standing on the mountaintop. How dare you. And when that happens, it is, all right, how do we progress and how do we move forward? It appears that it is Sirioni's going, I'm going to give Hertz his space. I'm going to let him do his thing and try to make him happy by just saying, all right, you and your offensive coordinator, you and your quarterbacks coach, you guys go and you will do the offense. I'm just going to take this leadership role because Sirioni apparently more hands on than what Jalen Hertz wanted him to be because he didn't believe in him in his acumen as an ex as nose guy, as you said, right? So if they can get over that, they don't have to like each other. They have to be able to work together. And if they can't do that, the guy that's going to go is Nick Sirioni because Jalen Hertz has his money now. And now you have the franchise is connected to Jalen Hertz long term. It's going to be Sirioni who's on the way out and he's going to be the one that has to give more ground than Jalen Hertz does. The way every point of this shapes up to me is I don't see a way where this makes sense going forward. It can be. I think it can be. How many relationships that are this fracture where there's been distrust between the two most important figures in your organization on the field? Well, you have to be able to, well, the Patriots and they won. Was there distrust or disdain or dislike? Because I think distrust is very different. There was distrust because Brady thought that Belichick wanted him gone. The whole Jimmy Garoppolo. And then Robert Kraft went over Belichick's head and traded and gave the green light for the trade for Jimmy, right? I understand that part of it, but he never distrusted Belichick in the sense of like, he doesn't know what he's doing in the field. Because Sirioni is significantly more successful, but the line that I'm drawing immediately is to McDaniel. And I think what I think what we could have here though is if you have a situation where Sirioni removes himself from the offensive preparation and game planning. I almost think that's worse. Well, I don't because if that's the problem that hurts has, and it appears that that's what it was when Shane Steichen left and Ben Johnson took over, or not Ben Johnson, Ben Johnson's in Detroit. The other, the former Utah guy, oh my gosh. I am too. But when you have him take over and Sirioni didn't trust him fully. And so he was more hands-on. If you can just hand it back over to Hertz and his offensive coordinator and quarterback coach and say that relationship can carry our offense, then I think you can get over it and be successful. Because it appears that Hertz was just upset with the fact that Sirioni was way too involved offensively. It's going to take both of them though to give a little ground. And it appears that Sirioni is giving a lot of ground by just saying, I'm going to stay away from the offense. Can Hertz give that ground too? Because they have to have some heart to hearts that they need to go through. And it doesn't appear that either one of them are willing to build that relationship back up. And if that is the case, then I'm with you. I don't think they can do it. This is again the arm choice psychologist where if you give somebody like Hertz, and I'm not saying he's a bad guy, and I'm not saying he's right or wrong, but if you give somebody the militaristic person who's kind of refusing to change who he is or what he's doing, if you continue to just give them everything. Brian Johnson. I knew he was going to come. Sorry. That's okay. But if you continue to give them everything, it's a kind of a creeping philosophy. Well, they'll just continue to take and take and take and take and take and take and take and take. And that's kind of where I wonder. I'm like, this seems like Sirioni is like, you watch the show scrubs. You've seen the gift of Sarah Chalki digging her own grave and like piling the dirt on her. That's Nick Sirioni right now. Like that's that's what I see. I'm like, I don't. I think going this path is bad for him. Yeah, like giving giving some ground and seating some control. Not an issue. Holy stepping aside and be like, all right, you do your own thing. And because that's that's not just seating control. It's to be like, well, no, that's, you know, that's a it's a genuine thing to do. And it shows the cares. Like, if you're a CEO of a company, you don't tell your, you know, general manager, you go ahead and run things the way you see fit. Right. You're the CEO. 100%. So there's, that's a little weird to me. It's no, this whole thing. Like this, like I don't, I don't see how this works. I genuinely don't. I thought it was interesting. There was a tidbit in there that when, when Shane Steichen left, that hurts, believed that when Ben or Brian Johnson took over, it would be the same kind of thing where they could have their, they just have their own meetings and they, they do their own thing. And then he was really caught off guard. That Siriani didn't trust Brian Johnson the same way that he trust Shane Steichen. If that, and that says a lot about your head coach, if you hire or promote a guy to be an offensive coordinator and you don't trust him for that job, it's like, then why are you giving him that job at all? Exactly. And that's where Hertz had a gripe. I mean, and this is why I also think Philly's going to, Philly's going to go and they're going aside with Jalen Hertz at the end of the day. They got to have it. Yeah. Siriani's coaching for his job, and I don't know how long he's going to have it, if, if this thing, if this relationship continues down the path that it is, but Philly, not good, not good at all. This is coming out into week two and training camp is problematic. To say the league. This is, this is, this is kind of writing the, the death sentence before the, the body's turned cold. Yeah. All right. One more team is out on the sweepstakes for a high end talent next on the fan. 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As we take a deep dive into the position that matters most wide receivers from the route trees to who plays better in man or zone, we provide the insights you need to draft the best wide receivers. As you prep for your draft, let us give you the coverage you need. Follow and listen to reception perception on the free Odyssey app or wherever you get your podcasts. Another cedar has bowed out of the Brandon Iuke sweepstakes. And it is the New England Patriots. No more. No more. Yeah, it turns out, Brandon, I'm not, not, not one to go. I wonder why. I don't want to be triple covered. I don't want to be triple covered in playing for an offense that doesn't know who their quarterback is going to be by week three and has zero offensive line. Oh, when you're a hard pass, but it's not just about the money because they were willing to get willing to give him the money. And this is where it's getting a little tricky for Brandon Iuke. All right. So what we know and what we talked about yesterday, the commanders and the Steelers had bowed out of the sweepstakes according to Matt Mayoko of NBC Sports Bay area. He said both the commanders and Steelers said the asking price was too high, which would be a receiver and a pick for Iuke. And you have to pay him whatever he wants. Okay. They said, no, that's a little bit too high. Both of them by report said that. Steelers, then all of a sudden we're back to being a player in this conversation at some point later yesterday afternoon because of the fact that maybe they took a look around their receiver and said, one more guy would be nice. One more guy would be nice. And so they were trying to massage it super useful. The Browns and the Patriots were the two teams that were left with San Francisco, according to Mayoko in having those conversations. Well, now that New England is out, that leaves us with Cleveland and maybe Pittsburgh or he stays in San Francisco. And this is why it's sticky is that San Francisco is like, hey, man, we'll give you what is it the 26, 26 and a half. We'll give you that, but we can't afford to go any higher. And you're win here. You know you're going to win here, but we can't go any higher than that. If you're looking at the Patriots who are like, we'll give you what you want, but you want to win. Now, maybe the ball is back in San Francisco's court a little bit more of, hey, dude, we've told you you can go and negotiate these deals. You can go find somebody that wants you. But I don't think you're going to find anything that's sweeter than the deal we have here. Yeah, it's for whatever reason. I don't know. Call it a gut feeling. I think he ends up in Pittsburgh. I think he does. As much as San Francisco. Look, Lynch has been done an incredible job in San Francisco. But there comes a point when you strong arm and you strong arm and you strong arm, you get to the point where you end up losing. And as much as they can say, well, screw it, we'll just have you play here under the $13 million that you're going to make this year. And then you'll just walk at the year. That's not good for them either. If they can get a first round pick out of him, well, I don't think you're getting a first out of any team. Well, I mean, again, yeah, that was the reported. This was the first and a wide receiver, which I'd never believe was going to happen. But if you get a, let's say a second round pick and a good receiver, let's say the Cleveland deal is there. Let's say you're probably looking at more like a third if you're giving up a receiver. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Get it. You're getting a market. You're getting a pick in a player that you think will be serviceable for you in the third, second or third round. Yeah. I mean, is Mark Huber a good player? Yeah, absolutely is like as much as you want to focus this year, this year, this year, this year, you, you are going to be refed of all assets, eventually, with the way that they have gone. They just, they're just going to run out of space for stuff. And if you can get something out of IU as opposed to just this year, I don't know how you don't do that. No, yes. That is in say, we need something for the long term. They, they, and that's why they want to pick. They want to pick because there's, they draft so well. Yeah. And there's the reason why they're in the predicament that they're in is because they've drafted so well, so many drafts in a row that they're having to make tough decisions on guys. And they're going to continue to have to do that. Yeah. And I don't think that you can sit, there was like, well, the 49ers in this great position because they have all the leverage. It's like, I don't think they do. I think they do in that, if they know that their run is going to be, their window is starting to close up because if you're going to have to play, play Brock birdie, then you're going to have to make some real tough decisions down the road. If there is that one year window, because that's what you want, you want to get, you want to hoist a Lombardi, right? And Brandon, I use the guy that can do that for you. Then you win that Super Bowl. And what do they always say guys that when Super Bowl, you can go ahead and get veterans are going to come and play for a little bit cheaper. They're going to, we're seeing it in Kansas City. Guys will boomerang back around when the grass isn't always greener on the other side because you have the quarterback, you have the head coach, you have a front offset draft, well, develops their players really well, veterans will be like, well, if I'm going to ring chase, San Francisco looks like a pretty sweet deal to me. So if they, if they're just hinging on, we got some bad breaks last year, mainly, you know, debo fracturing is shoulder and McCaffrey getting dinged up at the wrong times of the season and we can get over that hump, that's Super Bowl could have gone either way, remember, we could have seen that Super Bowl go either way, you know, and they just say, if we get over the hump and we have one year of IUP, that sets us up for the future. I agree with you in that, if you're San Francisco 100%, you'd want to get something out of him instead of just watching him walk for free later. And I think that as much as we all focus on the now, the now, the now, and you can't always worry about the future, I think it's the general manager of the 49ers at John Lynch has to do both. Yeah, I think he has to continue to do both. And I think the do both here is getting a player back in return, whether it's Pickens or whether it's Cooper, and then a third round plus pick. And even if it's not the value that you want, sometimes when you're in these situations, you it's this isn't a situation where IUP is the only thing the 49ers have. This isn't the Panthers with with McCaffrey, right, where it was like, well, their entire offense is built around this one guy. Yep. And if you get rid of him, well, there goes everything. Yeah, I think where San Francisco maybe feels comfortable, though, is that they have all of their picks moving forward. They have an additional third round pick next year. That's a compensatory. Isn't it? Yep. Because the Demico Ryan's being hired by the Houston Texans, they got an extra third round pick for developing a minority coach who ends up going getting hired somewhere. And so there's it's it may feel a little bit different if they were still handing over picks for Christian McCaffrey, right? Or for the blance. And so now they're they probably feel pretty comfortable with our track record is really damn good. We can reload, which is why I would want the additional draft. You would want more out of that. Yeah. But if you're sitting there and looking at a roster that says, if we don't have a player of IUPs caliber, we don't win a Super Bowl this year. I think maybe they are. I think they can still. Yeah. That's ultimately where I fall. Maybe they can't, but it's always better to have those players. No, it is. I'm with you with if the Mari Cooper and a pick from Cleveland is on the table. Yeah. Yeah. Because you can win a Super Bowl with a Mari Cooper being your third or fourth target. I mean, I was always the guy on him when it came to Mari Cooper. I was like, man, if he was your number two and if he's your three or your four, I think you're a really good, really good spot. Yeah. And it's one of those situations. Vancouver for text on 503-864-6326. Your dollar goes further. Vancouver for it. They treat right before during and after the deal. Uh, not just wide receiver room need. It's the leverage. That's why we got back in. He wants to play for Pittsburgh. He doesn't want to play for both New England or Cleveland. Now we're just betting against ourselves. That's why that's why Pittsburgh and this is why I think he that texture saying on the Pittsburgh front, I ain't Washington is in the same boat where they're pulling back saying, we're going to be fine. If they get desperate and he's and he starts sitting out. I think that's what there could be a player in this and say, we're not going to give you a receiver and a pick. We'll give you a pick though. And that's why when that story came out the day where there was, you know, Kendrick born in the first and a Mari Cooper in the first, I was like, there's no way in hell those options are on the table because if they were, they would have packed his stuff for him. Well, they were on the table, but it all hinges on IU being able to negotiate a long-term deal with that. Well, the Browns were willing to. And apparently the Patriots said, yeah, we're out. We're out on this. So maybe those conversations still happening with Cleveland and well, he becomes a Brown singer rather than later. I would love Cleveland, Pittsburgh, doing a little watch and all call each other. Hey, you know what? We don't normally do this, but Screw John Lynch. We all going to just collectively just drop our offers. Yeah. Okay. Just just colluding against him just so that there isn't a market. Yeah. Well, if there isn't, then guess what? Lynch is going to be comfortable because he's done it three times before of saying, fine. Sit out. That's what I mean. Fine. Sit out. What happens when you find that guy because it's happened before when that guy says, okay, it doesn't happen often. It doesn't happen often. But you know what, Brandon, IU, one thing we're learning, he likes money. He's going to have to pay a lot of money. He's going to have to pay a lot of money not to be. And again, it doesn't happen often. Yeah. But when it does, and look, it doesn't sit well in other locker rooms where when you have a guy who's like, you have a window, all of these guys are trying so desperately to be on a contender. And you're on a contender. And you never talk about another man's money. And you let him do his thing. But but it's like and that's the other part of it. You have a window where it's time to win. And all of these guys want to win and you can do it. It may not sit well with some other teams too. And just again, I think that for all of the leverage for everybody's side, I think it gets very dicey for all parties involved the longer this goes, particularly on the, I should say all parties on the 49er side of things. So I think, well, I know, I think on now, I, I'm saying with, I'm not, I'm not, I think both the 49ers and Brandon, I, yes, the longer this thing goes, it gets worse for both. It gets worse for both sides, which is why I was, I think that you need to find him in a meditable. If you're a Niners fan, you're just like, get it done. I don't care what way it goes. Just give me a damn answer, please. It's a Damien Lillard trade season. You're going, I just want to know what the final result is. And then we can move forward because we're all going to do the mental gymnastics of Brandon, I think it's going to be fine. The Niners are going to be fine. And it'll everybody's going to stick the landing. So until they all careen to the side of the mountain. All right, come up with a worse on the web. Hey, that naked guy you saw running across the street, don't let him into your car. But first, you've been going to sports and everything. You ever had a big kaluna burger? It's time for today's worst day on the web. With Danny and Desti on Odyssey and 1080 the fans. Man, they're shocked. Unfortunately, if you've been around our office here, the downtown Pearl District area, we have, we've we've found we found needles. We found piles of human poop. We have found we've seen actual open drug use. Naked people and sexual acts being committed in the middle of the street while driving home. And that was Tuesday. Well, it's Portland gets interesting. We are not alone in this endeavor, apparently. As my God, what man, the Brits, they know how to do they know how to do headline. Bear naked bandit hijacks car in Iowa and runs over owner before plowing into tree all caught on camera. Bear naked bandit. Not to be confused with Bear naked. Wait, when did this happen? Was it when we could go? Yes. Mm. That's my job. Lost a step in your old age, Pali. Wow. Yeah. Maybe he was looking for his old department. I hope this. I hope this, uh, he was a woman. No, I hope the headline, the article starts. See, it's been one week. Unfortunately, it's a man from Des Moines has been arrested after allegedly hitting a man with his own car while attempting to hijack the vehicle completely naked. Okay. Well, uh, why don't you lock your door? Like, I mean, if you're hijacking the car, it's like, uh, no naked man door locked. Look, I will say this. I don't know. At least you know, he's not having a weapon. I don't know if I mentioned this story on there hiding it. And I know I've told you this story about the naked guy in the middle of the street one the way home. Was it a couple months ago? Yeah. A couple blocks of us. This is why I brought this up. It's literally happened to me. There was a naked guy holding his junk, uh, trying to get into cars, trying to get in the car in front of me. And then it came up to me and I was going to literally run him over. I don't know if he saw the look in my eye of like, you know, I'm going to run you over or he just made a smart life choice, but he reached for the door and then opted to kind of do the pullback. The drugs may be cleared his system for a split second. Well, maybe he realized that you're not a zuber. Yeah, definitely not a zuber. Um, but yeah, not, uh, this is getting super in the weeds. Uh, there's a tunnel or an off ramp in, uh, Nebraska and Omaha that is actually, I would say we are way far in the weeds now that we've ventured into Nebraska. It is infamous for carjackings. Oh, really? Because of the way it like comes together, there's no way to get out of it. You're kind of sandwiched in. You hit that late at night. You were opening yourself up to a carjacking and a buddy of mine's wife, it happened to who is stationed out there. And this is kind of the same thing. We're like, I started like to do like, how many cars don't self lock when you put it in gear? Yeah. Or, I mean, in this case, like the guy took the driver out and then hopped in the driver's seat was he at no point when a naked man comes up to my vehicle. Am I like, you know what? I'm going to get out and see what this guy's got going on. I'll maybe crack the window and just be like, Hey man, wear your clothes at pal. Or I will just, um, drive off. That's what I'm going to do is I'm just going to drive off if the naked guy comes running up. It's, it's something. I mean, it's quite honest here. I mean, when they say naked guy, they mean totally naked guy. The whole thing's kind of film because somebody's just on the street filming like this whole situation. Yeah. And there's a guy sitting at a parking spot and the guy just jumps into the, like opens the driver's door, jumps in the car. Driver socks him in the face. Yeah. Yeah. That's no. Wow. Yeah. See, why did you even open up the car though? Naked guy puts it in reverse, runs over dude. Yeah. With his own car. Yeah. Oh, man. Not fun. That's not good at all. And then drives off with car. Yeah, naked. And if you're wondering what the guy looks like, that's a hell of a drug. The guy that you're picturing in your head, it's him. Yeah, dude. It's a hundred percent him. Oh, man. It's not a, well, you know, maybe they look like so-and-so. No. No, it's exactly the guy you're picturing. Man. Who knew Des Moines? Des Moines carjacking. I mean, you think you're safe somewhere? Oh, no. I mean, the meth is really good in the Midwest. All right. Take your word for that. And apparently there, you don't need a license to sell hot dogs. Either. This guy's just out there doing it before he takes the car. Wow. Somebody's Vancouver, Texas line Charles Manson without the tattoos. Be kind of. Yeah, he does. It's very much of like, hmm, I don't know what you're doing here. You know, there's some places where public nudity is completely legal. This fine city is one of them. Ashland is one of them. Oh, I thought you were going to say Des Moines. No. We do have a naked bike ride here in Portland. That's true. But in Ashland, it was a shock to my system. In the summer, there was a group of nudists that would come out and they'd play tennis. They just played tennis just in the new and we'd be going in for, for like workouts. They only came out in the summertime. That's the only time I ever saw. Naked tennis? Where do they keep that second ball for the second serve? Well, you would be surprised. No. Just on the side, just on the side, but we went in for weights and they were just sitting there bucket naked, playing tennis right behind the stadium in the weight room. Of all the sports to play, could you think of anything that puts it more all on display than tennis? I'm here to tell you it. No, I cannot imagine another. You open it up. You do the splits. You get the full extension. A lot of range of motion going on there. A lot of stopping and starting. If you're wondering, no, they were not hot. All of them, 60 plus. Oh God. There's a good group of them. A lot of angle to the dangle. So now I know where they keep that second ball. That's right. It was under the muffins. It was like, and then you just scurry on in. But they don't have that tennis court anymore. So I'm wondering where they're playing their tennis now. I'm not going to be ageist, but there to be totally fair, there are different rules to how naked you can be depending on how hot you are. No, I don't think so. There are. I think you get to a certain age where you just throw that out the door. Oh, yeah. I don't know. I mean, you're good, but I'm talking in general, like, yeah, if you're stupid, hot, and you're just walking down the street naked, some people might object to it, but you're not getting phone calls. Like 911's not getting lit up. I don't think. Yeah. This guy, like this guy, your McGillicuddy. 911's been called multiple times at this point. Yeah, he's not. Yeah, not it, man. Not a man. There was an article I was in. Maybe they kind of in that same vein. There's a rather large man who's been running shirtless. I can't remember what city it was, who's been, somebody who's repeatedly called 911 for indecent exposure on him. No, I think he got arrested. Yeah, he doesn't know. Sure. Yeah. Screw that neighbor. Yeah. You know what? Let that guy run. Guys out there trying to better himself, getting in some better shape. What's wrong with you? You know what? Sometimes when you're a large man, you sweat a lot. You know what? That's the same neighbor that calls the police on a meat eater, because they're vegan and they don't like the smell of meat. That's the same neighbor that calls the police on the smell and the lemonade stand. Yes. Everybody loves the smell of a barbecue. Yes. Everybody. Stop just because you can't handle it. Get out of it. You know, maybe what Karthi was right. Maybe they're a communist. The vegans? Yeah. Well, the ones that don't like the smell of meat. That's how you can actually tell if they're American. Sure. Sure. No? Yeah. I'm with you on that. Don't speak. I think that should be part of the citizenship test. Speaking of American, what does the American section of a Parisian fresh grocery store look like? Danny Dusty, 10 of the fan. Oh, let's see. Would you even go to the grocery store? You've got your nationality sections. Yeah. Up and down the grocery store. I frequent to the Asian and the Mexican. Those are pretty much right in my pocket. I love that they put them in the same aisle, because I can just go down and grab basically everything. Can't say that I remember a time when they flashed a French one other than like a baguette. Yeah, you go to international markets and they'll have like their little sections there. Yeah. But I don't frequent those very often. I mean, then the French one doesn't stand out. But the American section of a fancy French grocery store, of course, this is being painted because of what's going on with the Olympics. And it's it's disturbing. What is what's weird to me is that people are getting very offended by this and saying that this isn't what American grocery stores are. The American section in this French grocery store, this bougie French grocery store has a lot of marshmallow paste. Yep. Two types of corn syrup, peanut butter, bunch of candies, sour candy, brown sugar, and beef jerky. And like the people that are offended by it, I'm not that offended by it. I think that they're not that far off. They went gas station. Yeah. But you know what? They're on some Pringles and hot dogs and you're there. You know, they have hot dogs in a they have like pickled hot dogs, like sausages in jars of water. Yeah. The other one that's what they're going with. Cool ranch Doritos. They're just called American over there. Oh, like Canadian bacon here. Yeah. Yeah. From pigs from Canadian. It's American. It's American flavor. Huh. Well, and you want to know why you can't find the French section of the American grocery stores. That works too, because we put ranch on so many things. And we're the only country that does not to backup Casey Holdall ranch should be the official condiment of the US. Yeah. You got a lot of ground to make up on ketchup though. But I mean, it's but you're not wrong. It's it's ranch. Yeah, it is ranch. You know, every kid loves ranch on everything. Yeah. Dare I say it might be more American than bacon. My son puts ranch on like teriyaki chicken and rice loves it. And I'm I don't know why he does it. The reflex that I just had. It sounds disgusting, doesn't it? Oh my God. Dad, you got to try it. No, I won't. No. Nope. I just got that. You know, that stage you get right. That's the only way he eats teriyaki chicken rice. I'm watering right now. I felt close. I just got to puking. Yeah. You know, you know, when you do that, that yawn when you're about to throw up. Yeah. That I I was a just millisecond away from puking on air. Yeah, try being the dad who goes to like a bento place and is like, do you have ranch? And they're like, no, they're like for the salad? Yeah. No, they don't have it even for their salad. They're like, they have the ginger dress. I always have to tell. I'm like, buddy, they're not going to have it. He's like, we just ask you. Do you have rant? Nope. Okay. Told you. Eat your damn bento. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. Ranch is it. But a lot of people are saying that this is unfair and stereotyping American culture. It's like, oh, so you think that like the Mexican section of a grocery store is the clear indicator of all Mexican grocery stores. You're giving three shelves. No, no, no. You're giving no stop. I'm giving three shelves back. You don't have just refried beans and hot sauce at filling up every grocery store in Mexico. I've been to a lot of grocery stores in Mexico, and they're very similar to the offerings that are on hand. Oh, stop. To be fair, Fred Meyer also has a very long aisle of offerings. Okay. Just throwing that out there. All right. Just, you know, looking at this, at this picture though, it is pretty terrible. It's also the pancake mix, cheesecake mix, which I thought was really interesting. A lot of Hershey's syrup. Yeah. They just think that we're just fat and love sugar, which they're not wrong. I mean, spot the light people. You want to get upset about it. Don't have what is the ad on the, you're on the SI website right now. Scroll back up. What is that ad you got there? An Oscar Meyer hot dog injected with cheese. Yeah. Gooey goodness Oscar Meyer. That's the advertisement on the website that has this story of people saying this isn't, this isn't a, it's a glizzy gliding across the screen. Yeah. It's like, this is an unfair depiction of American cuisine. No, it's not. The ad on your website pretty much is backing up the French grocery store right now. And the French, they're mad because you want to know why we don't have the French section at the grocery store. They gave it up. That's right. White flag surrender. Like, okay, what would you think a French grocery store would be? Baguettes. Yeah, Brie cheese. Escargot. Yeah. Yeah. And it's just a lot of, a lot of, a assortment of cheese, wine, olives. Yeah. And they'd probably be like, how dare they? Well, guess what? You eat more cheese than Americans do. Yeah. They got the three, they got the three bees. They got Brie baguettes and Bordeaux. Yeah. I think that they're actually knocking out of the charts. Beef jerky in this SI article. They're done, of course. Beef jerky is a revelation to the French people. They love it. Yeah. Like, they're like, how did, how did we not know this? It's like, well, you know, we were actually forced to make beef jerky. We're just drying out all of the meat that we were killing as we were expanding Westward. Yeah. Yeah. It's not like bad. We got to stumbled into this one. Yeah. We figured out smoking before refrigeration. A lot of salt. You just a lot of salt. To me, there's just too many sweets in this. I don't, I don't think of the US as sweets when I think of food. I think more. Did you see the cotton candy burrito that got unveiled the other day? No, see, but I think like, when I think of like the ballpark food, it's, it's so much more of the, the salty, so much more of the savory. That's, I think more savory when I think of American food in general. Dusting, feverishly googling the cotton candy burrito. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just looking up the sugar consumption by the United States, comparative to the world. It is going to be higher because we do eat more sweets than anyone else, which is exactly why the French grocery stores think that. Yeah. I mean, in it, United States is the biggest consumer of sugar in the globe. According to sources, the country's per capita sugar consumption is 126.4 grams daily. That translates to 10 times the lowest recommended intake, the lowest recommended intake of 11 grams per day. 11 grams of sugar per day. That's in my toothpaste. The second largest consumer is Germany at 102.9. And all theirs is just alcohol sugars. One, and we're in the chocolate bars. We're at 126. The next closest is 102. And then the Netherlands at 102.5. So I think that they're being fair. I understand what you're saying here because we are a sweet and savory country here. We are sweet and savory. And apparently, like, soul food is catching the eye of French people. Well, yeah, because you know what, it has Creole ties to it. Yeah, well, not just that. And when you go to the south and you go to Louisiana and you have the hybrid of Southern comfort food and Creole food, there's a French flair to it. But there's also, like, the French, they do baking better than damn near everyone. They do. But their food, it's not as good as everybody lends you to believe. I spent a fair amount of time in France. The food's good. It's better than England. But it's like, it's, it's sandwiched in between. That's setting the bar low. Yeah, I know. But it's sandwiched in between Germany and France who both do food better. So chill, France. All right, come up next. This next quarterback class is shaping up to be a little bit less inspiring than the class that we just had to go to the NFL, particularly as it pertains to Shador Sanders. There are multiple NFL executives, evaluators and scouts have been given the the glass of anonymity to talk about Shador Sanders and what expectations could or should be for him at Colorado in his development going forward. We'll get to that and more coming up in our number three on Danny Dusty. Trying to figure out what to eat for dinner yet again. With North Sides and Bullion as you're not so secret ingredient, you can skip the drive through and do dinner at home. 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