Danny and Dusty
Worst Day on the Web 8-7-24
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Follow the action with Game Ted, where 3D replays add another dimension. Plus, notifications can keep you connected to every pinch, every hip, every game. The MLB app, baseball, your way. Download it now for free from the App Store or Google Play. Blackout and other research and supply major league baseball trademarks used with permission. It's time for today's worst day on the web. With Denny and Dusty on Odyssey and 1080 the fans. Man, they're shocked! Unfortunately, if you've been around our office here, the downtown Pearl District area still we have. We've found needles, we've found piles of human poop, we've seen actual open drug use, naked people, and sexual acts being committed to the middle of the street while driving home. That was Tuesday. Wow. Portland gets interesting. We are not alone in this endeavor, apparently, as my god, what the fuck, man, the Brits, they know how to do it. They know how to do it online. Bare naked bandit hijacks car in Iowa and runs over owner before plowing into tree, all caught on camera. No. Bare naked bandit. Not to be confused with Bare naked bandit. When did this happen? Was it one week ago? Yes. Mmm. That's my job. Ahhh. Lost a step in your old age, pally. Wow. Yeah. Maybe he was looking for his old apartment. I hope this, I hope this. It was overwhelming. No, I hope the headline, the article starts. It's been one week. Unfortunately, it's a man from Des Moines, has been arrested after allegedly hitting a man with his own car while attempting to hijack the vehicle completely naked. Okay. Well, why don't you lock your door? Like, I mean, if you're hijacking the car, it's like, ah, no naked man, door locked. Look, I will say this. At least you know he's not having a weapon. I don't know if I mentioned this story on the air. It's not hiding it. I know I've told you this story about the naked guy in the middle of the street when the way home. Was it a couple months ago? Yeah. The whole block was, this is why I brought this up. It's literally happened to me. There was a naked guy holding his junk, trying to get into cars, trying to get in the car in front of me. And then it came up to me and I was going to literally run him over. I don't know if he saw the look in my eye of like, you know, I'm going to run you over or he just made a smart life choice, but he reached for the door and then opted to kind of do the pullback, the drugs, maybe cleared his system for a split second. Maybe he realized that you're not a zuber. Yeah, definitely not a zuber. But yeah, not. This is getting super in the weeds. There's a tunnel or an off ramp in Nebraska and Omaha that is actually. I would say we are way far in the weeds now that we've ventured into Nebraska. It is infamous for carjackings. Oh, really? Because of the way it like comes together, there's no way to get out of it. You're kind of sandwiched in. You hit that late at night. You were opening yourself up to a carjacking and a buddy of mine's wife. It happened to who is stationed out there. And this is kind of the same thing where like I started to do like, how many cars don't self lock when you put it in gear? Yeah, or I mean, in this case, like the guy took the driver out and then hopped in the driver's seat was he at no point when a naked man comes up to my vehicle, am I like, you know what? I'm going to get out and see what this guy's got going on. I'll maybe crack the window and just be like, Hey, man, wear your clothes at pal or I will just drive off. That's what I'm going to do is I'm just going to drive off if the naked guy comes running up. It's it's something. I mean, it's quite honest here. I mean, when they say naked guy, they mean totally naked guy. The whole thing's going to film because somebody's just on the street filming like this whole situation. Yeah. And there's a guy sitting at a parking spot and the guy just jumps into the like opens the driver's door, jumps in the car. Driver socks him in the face. Yeah. Yeah. That's no. Wow. Yeah. See, why did you even open up the car though? Naked guy puts it in reverse. Runs over dude. Yeah. With his own car. Yeah. Oh, man. Not fun. That's not good at all. And then drives off with car. Yeah. Wow. Naked. And if you're wondering what the guy looks like, that's a hell of a drug. The guy that you're picturing in your head. It's him. Yeah. Dude. It's a hundred percent him. Oh, man. It's not a, well, you know, maybe they look like so and so. No. No. It's exactly the guy you're picturing. Man. Who knew Des Moines? Des Moines. Carjacking. I mean, you think you're safe somewhere. Oh, no. The meth is really good in the Midwest. Mm. All right. Take your word for that. And apparently there, you don't need a license to sell hot dogs either. This guy's just out there doing it before he takes the car. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Somebody's Vancouver, Texas line Charles Manson without the tattoos. Be kind of. Yeah. He does. It's very much of like, hmm, I don't know what you're doing here. You know, there's some places where public nudity is completely legal. That's fine. City is one of them. Ashland is one of them. Oh, I thought you were going to say Des Moines. No. They're not. But we do have a naked bike ride here in Portland. That's true. But in Ashland, it was a shock to my system. In the summer, there was a group of nudists that would come out and they'd played tennis. They just played tennis just in the new. And we'd be going in for like workouts. They only came out in the summertime. That's the only time I ever saw. Naked tennis? You keep that second ball for the second serve now. You would be surprised. No, just on the side, just on the side, but we went in for weights and they were just sitting there, bucket naked playing tennis right behind the, right behind the stadium in the weight room of all the sports to play. Could, could, could you think of anything that puts it more all on display than tennis? I'm, I'm here to tell you, no, I cannot imagine. You open it up. You do the splits. You get the full extension. A lot of range of motion going on there. Right. Yeah. A lot of stopping and starting. Yeah. If you're wondering, no, they were. Not hot. Mmm. Mmm. Sick. All of them 60 plus. Oh, God. Yeah. There's a good group of them. A lot of angle to the dangle. Yeah. So now I know where they keep that second ball. That's right. You know, it was not, it was like, and then you just scurry on in, but they don't have that tennis court anymore. So I'm wondering where they're playing their tennis now. I'm not going to be ageist, but they're, they're to be totally fair. There are different rules to how naked you beat, you can be depending on how hot you are. No, I don't think so. There are. I think you get to a certain age where you're just, you just throw that out the door. Oh, yeah. I don't know. I mean, you're good, but I'm talking in general. Yeah. If you're stupid hot and you're just walking down the street naked, some people might object to it, but you're not getting phone calls, like 911's not getting lit up. I don't think. Yeah. This guy? Like this guy. 911's been called multiple times at this point. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Not it, man. Not a man. There was an article I was in. They kind of in that same vein. There's a, a rather large man who's been running shirtless. I can't remember what city it was, who's been somebody who's repeatedly called 911 for indecent exposure on him. No, I think he got arrested. Yeah. He doesn't know sure. Yeah. Screw that neighbor. Yeah. You know what? The guy's out there trying to better himself, getting in some better shape. What's wrong with you? You know what? Sometimes when you're a large man, you sweat a lot. So, you know what? That's the same neighbor that calls the police on a meat eater because they're vegan and they don't like the smell of meat. That's the same neighbor that calls the police. Everybody loves the smell and the lemonade stand. Yes. Everybody loves the smell of a barbecue. Yes. Everybody. Mm-hmm. Stop. Just cause you can't handle it. Get out of it. You know, maybe what Karthi was right. Maybe they're a communist. The vegans? Yeah. They're the ones that don't like the smell of meat. That's how you can actually tell if they're American. Sure. Sure. No? Yeah. I'm with you on that. Don't speak. I think that should be part of the citizenship test. Trying to figure out what to eat for dinner yet again. 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