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As we take a deep dive into the position that matters most wide receivers from the route trees to who plays better in man or zone, we provide the insights you need to draft the best wide receivers. As you prep for your draft, let us give you the coverage you need. Follow and listen to reception perception on the free Odyssey app or wherever you get your podcasts. This is Danny and Dusty. Morangutan is going to be a thing. You're not quitting anything new. With Danny Morang and Dusty, the fan man here. All those are monkey sounds in their code. Feel like Danny Morang pie? Danny and Dusty on the Odyssey app and 1080. Yeah, this is going to be awesome. The fan. Good afternoon. Hey, welcome in. Happy Wednesday, Araslin Wednesday for everybody out there who celebrates. It's a Jeff Ross one, which should be everybody. Yeah, and it Jeff Rust Wednesday. Welcome back, Mr. Russ. I'll let you boy. Indeed. That was a drop. He didn't even turn his microphone on. I just did just now. Those folks that are watching on YouTube, youtube.com/1080amthefan, you can see his little red light, not on, not on. Well, now it is. Now it is a year older and wiser as you come back to that seat, at least a year older. I mean, you're still a wise ass, but I mean, exactly. There's something wise in there. Yeah, we all know what's really happening here. Welcome back, Russ. Thanks. Welcome back. It's good to have you back. You're our wiggie. I would say it's good to be back, but let's face it. I don't need to blow that smoke up. Anybody's are saying it's like, wow. Yeah, you were. Well, I mean, you were living that beach life, right? Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. I feel like the Jeff Rust retirement plan is going to be just living on the coast. Yeah, you're not wrong. And on a beach somewhere, just living that good life. Absolutely. Being a coasty. Yep. People are just going to come across to you and you're just, they're going to have, and be like, what's this guy's story? Yeah, just taking over the man's and eats. How'd you, how'd you end up here? What's your, what was your path here? Well, they haven't been paying attention the last close to 35 years from here. Do we have any beach permits anymore? What do you mean? Like people, like people, not crabs. But you're going to have to elaborate on that. I'm not, I don't know what that means. The lone wanderers of the beach. Oh, yeah. Do we have them out here? Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. I'm not a frequent coast, coast goer. Not many folks leave the Oregon coast. Yeah. You live there and you're like a lifer. Oh, yeah. No, I know that, but I'm talking about like the hermits on the beach. I'm talking, we're going full goonies. I feel like if we're going coast hermits, they tend to perhaps probably stick away from the actual sand part of the beach and just come and touch further inland, you know, wandering up and down highway 53. Yeah, that's, that's more. Perhaps the old Miami Foley road. Yeah. Yeah. You'd have been jeweled maybe. Yeah. Maybe if you're getting crazy missed. How the hell do we wind up in Hamlet? I feel like you guys are just making up names. No, dude. No, they're real. No, it's, it's a, those are real, those are all real places that Hamlet quit stop. That's the place in kindergarten cop where the lady cop gets out to go throw up. Hamlet, I do not have any family that has lived there. Jewel and missed. I do have family that have lived there. My wife's friend, or not my wife's friend, my daughter's friend. Her family has a cabin up in the hills of Hamlet. My mom was a proud coastie growing up seaside high. She's a, she's a seagull. And then flying right out of the sky, my grandfather was the cop in Cannon Beach. My grandparents lived outside of Nahalam off of highway 53 in God's Valley Road. We are coasties here. We got coasties here. Yeah. It's in our blood. Yeah. My, now my, my grandmother has migrated down the coast. She lives in Florence. I would say we go beach in it. No, not that far down. Nobody goes. What are we talking about here? When goes there? No, like Mordor. She lives in Florence now. And I think, like all of my relative, like all of my mom's side of the family, they, they, they're hovering along coast now. Her brother lives in Half Moon Bay. Her sister lived in seaside for a really long time and then ventured into Klask and I. Big logging community out there. Shout outs Klask and I, where my cousin has a day named after him. Yeah, Tyler Best day. He won a wrestling state championship. Very nice. So the mayor gave him a key to the city. Cool. I mean, that is really cool. That is, I don't have a key. I don't have a key to the city. I don't have a day named after me. That's pretty bad. Which one, which one you have? I think you get both. Like, I think if you get one, you get the other, right? I think they are kind of hand in hand. Yeah. I'm not going to lie. I kind of want one. Yeah. And like, do you just wear it around your neck? I mean, like flavor flakes clock. You just do it. Do what you want. Yeah. I don't know. It's my day. And I have a key to the city. I have asked him before, what do you, what is the key open? He's like, I don't think anything. And but it's like, it should get you into somewhere. Like, like, Harry Potter is like room of secrets or just, it's like a copy of somebody in the town's house. Like, we don't know who. It's just like, you got a key, though. It goes somewhere. And you like, your goal is then on that day, it's like the purge, right? Anything goes. Like on on his day, he should be able to go up to any lock that he sees and see if the key works. And if he finds it, then then then's his now. It's his finders keeper. It's like for that 24 hour period. It's like Wild Wild West, where like you could just use that. I claim this land. It's like, well, I don't know. Nope. I called Dibs. And they're like, all right. Well, he makes a really good point. I just planted my flag. It's mine now. Like this ball musket says it's mine. Well, how much? How much is it? I don't know. Till there. Yeah. Like where's there? I don't where we can't see anymore. That's mine. There we go. And I can see you. You're on my land. Yeah. Yeah. And then it's like, oh, all right. Well, he did. He makes a good point. Finders verse. You're gonna have to talk to Bill because I think from where he is, he can see on to part of where you can see. And that's how the Hatfields and McCoy started. Yeah. That's how Bill died. That is how Bill died. And Steve got all of it. I'm pretty sure there was some moonshine involved in there or something too. But yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Hatfield and McCoy's is there? Why are they? They just hate each other and they killed each other, right? Yeah. But that's just like bad blood neighbors. It was a blood feud. I can't remember what started it. But we all know them. Yeah. Like, well, because we think a lot of them died. You think your neighbors are crazy? Let's go. And that's it. They're in what? Tennessee, Tennessee or Kentucky? One of those two? Yeah. I mean, somewhere around there. Six to one half dozen of the other. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe they're I think Tennessee. I want to say it's Tennessee. Like West Virginia, Kentucky. West Virginia, Kentucky. Yeah. That makes a lot of sense there. That makes a lot of sense there. But we all know, and they're just hillbilly neighbors that just were like, no, I'm dead. I hate you. If you get off my land. Yeah. You know, I think keep your son away from my daughter. Other people would have been like, we're going to move. Yeah. There was no started because that they had different. They were different parts of the Civil War. Oh, yeah. And then, which side are we on? Are we on the Hatfield or McCoy side then? Well, I guess if it was West Virginia, that was probably the the union that believes so. Well, they're on both sides of it. So we don't know. I just want to make sure we know we like we want we don't want to be we don't want to pick a side here in this battle and then choose wrongly. Yeah. You know, you don't want to be on that. You don't want to say I'm team Hatfield and be like, yeah, those are the captured by a rebel rebels. So I would okay. So we're always like our we're team McCoy. We're team union. McCoy's are the blue in the next part of this. Oh, this is going to get great. This is going to get very problematic. And it's going to be like, you didn't want to pick a side on this. Yeah, they're then the next part of this is a feud over a hog, the ownership of a hog. Ah, that seems reasonable. I saw the movie pig. And then there was the the one that I remember the New Year New Year's Night Massacre. Yeah, that's the yeah, we all know that. That's the one where they over the pig. Lots of them over the pig. I'll be damned. It was it was a lot. Hmm. All right. All right. History. There you go. Yeah. But we all know them. Yeah. Like when you say Hatfield and McCoy's, you know exactly who we're talking about. We're talking about them hillbillies that were fighting over a pig. And then just got all on New Year's Eve. It's kind of crazy, you know, to give you an insight into my brain. The number of times I've wondered the course of history, how easily it could be changed by a modern sniper rifle and a couple mags and ammunition. Yeah. I think you're probably right. I would say maybe not even the sniper rifle, but just like a machine gun. No, just like a fully automatic gun. I mean, think, think about going back to medieval times. You fire a shot from a suppressed rifle, a concealed position, a mile away. You know what that is? That's magic. Yeah, I was just gonna say that's how Merlin the magician became became at the Camelot's round table there. You guys remember the old Hatfield and McCoy's mini series from a while back? Yeah. Costner, right? Yeah. Costner. Yes. I was just looking it up. Costner, Bill Paxton, Tom Behringer, Powers Booth. Good God. He had some star power in there. Awesome. People have varying opinions on Costner. He's the best modern Western throwback actor. There is. It's not close. But people still aren't going to see his new movie. Yeah. Well, I mean, he does Westerns in baseball. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Costner's nails at that. I mean, modern day and draft day. And draft day. I don't know how, but draft day has appeared on my TikTok algorithm like a lot recently. And there's a lot of plot holes in that. It hurts. Oh, I'm sure. You don't worry about that. It hurts the watch. That movie was not meant for the football head. Well, he's like, hey, who's that new GM down in Jacksonville? The kid? What's his name? It's like, well, I think that maybe like the whole point of that is he knew who he was, but he just didn't want to acknowledge him. But let's face it, he's also working in the front office for the Browns. So that kind of tracks. Counterpoint was very good. Counterpoint. It was the Browns. It was the Browns. You know, is that the best draft day the Browns have had? Let's go down. Let's go down that quarterback jersey. Miles Garrett. Yeah. Is that the best quarterback draft the Browns have had ever? Yes. Okay. All right. Well, we settled that there. All right. So congrats, Kevin Costner, the best GM the Browns have ever had to give him a key to the city. Look, if you were to have a niche though, I think Costner's got it because like if your niche is Westerns and kickass baseball movies, can't go wrong. Yeah, you can do a lot worse. Look, and it's not like they're cranking them out like superhero movies. So the frequency isn't there. Well, I think he kind of is at that point with Westerns now. Like he's got Yellowstone, which he's not doing anymore. He's got the spin-offs of like, but what is it? 1889. Is that what it is? There was a 1932, I think 1889 was one of them. They're just naming years now. They're just naming years. And then he's got the new, what's the new movie? What's the new movie's got out? Oh, it's the something horizon. It's not event horizon. American Horizon, the horizon. That's right. I think you're on the horizon. Horizon in American. Water world horizon. Now the mailman. An American saga. An American saga chapter one. You can't call it chapter one. Oh, they're already doing it. Like chapter two is basically already made. Well, I know, but this is why people aren't watching it because you know there's going to be a cliffhanger. And if there's something that we're like a binge watching culture now where we don't want to wait. So I bet you whatever streaming service, probably paramount, right? Safe bet. Whatever streaming service horizon is on right before number two comes out. That's where you're going to see all of the people are going to start watching that movie because they don't want the cliffhanger. So many of these movies these days too, they come out and it's it's a you don't have the same amount of time as you're used to between the theatrical release and you know coming to home video. Yeah, it's a lot of the movies these days. It's like two weeks later and all of a sudden, it's like, Oh, if something if something fails, was it a fall guy, the the Gosling movie? It didn't do as well as they wanted it to in the first two weeks and they took it out of theaters and put it on streaming services. That's crazy. Two weeks. By the way, enter somewhat entertaining movie. Not great. But I mean, like, yeah, if it doesn't make you wait to like the end credits for the fall guy theme song, which is unfortunate. I'm looking at Kevin Costner's notable movies and shows. So you got Yellowstone horizon, um, field of dreams, obviously, but he's got some bangers and he's got some months. This may be controversial. I did not like the bodyguard with Whitney Houston. I mean, it's because it wasn't made for us. Yeah. Yeah. It's like saying you don't need like ghost, just yeah, it wasn't made for kind of like you know, no, uh, it goes in the bodyguard and they both come out at the same time. Ghost was earlier. Bodyguard was like 92, wasn't ghost. I don't know. They very may well have body 92 90. Yeah. So you got bodyguard dances with wolves, which I mean, it's eight hours long, but boy is it good. And if you don't like that, just go watch Avatar. Yeah. Water world hidden figures. Robin was really good in hidden figures. Hidden figures. Good movie. It's an insane movie. Yeah. The untouchables. He was the best Robin, by the way. Oh, and Robin Hood. Okay. All of the Robin Hoods, his Robin of Lockley was the best. The thing is though, I mean, look, entertaining movie and it's great, but they should have just reshot the scenes that he tried to do the English accent and then abandoned about 20 minutes into the film. Just reshoot them without him trying the crappy British accent. And then make the whole movie with him. I will make a counterpoint to my own point about him being the best Robin Hood. Oh, good. Curie Yule's Elvis. Yule's. I know. Yeah. It's like Mike. Oh, okay. We're putting the emphasis on the wrong syllable. Yes. Yes. I will go and then he's got like open range. That's a good movie. Oh, yeah. That's a good one. Great movie. Tin Cup. Awesome. Fantastic. The highwaymen. Really good. Here's it. I like highwaymen. Ryan Reynolds. Shut up. Ryan Reynolds is just in every movie. What makes him good is that he is just Ryan Reynolds playing a character. That's kind of in the last, what, decade or so? Yeah. But I think that's Kevin Costner too. Think about Earl of his, all of his roles are the same role. It's just Kevin Costner being Kevin Costner. It's pretty, it's a good niche to have. You know what I mean? And I think you can kind of draw those parallels too because Ryan Reynolds has bangers and just turd. And some turds. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. But if you give Ryan Reynolds, you know, Costner's got 15 years on him. Yeah. Right. If you give Ryan Reynolds another 15 years, he's going to keep going to the well. He's going to have the bangers he's going to keep putting out and we'll forget about the turds. You know, like nobody, nobody forgets Green Lantern. But I know, well, he apologized for it at the end of Deadpool two after after the post credits. He keeps going. It's awesome. He keeps going. Yeah. Even the new one. He apologizes again. He knows, he knows, he knows what he's doing. Everyone knows how much of a streaming pile of crap that movie. But you know what, that was, that was Waterworld for Costner though. Everybody's like, Kevin, that movie. Okay. The postman sucked. I will. The water world was not terrible. No, when he took the jet ski down at the bottom and he just went way up. That was pretty awesome. Look, they spent a bajillion dollars on it, but it's not not entertaining. No, it's wet max. It is. It is, it is, it is Mad Max in water. That's all it is. Yeah. Yeah. And I think that's why people are like, well, we thought this was going to be different and it's not. It's an entire world covered in water. Yeah. Instead of entire world without water. Yeah. It's not, it's a post apocalyptic wasteland of water. Yeah. Here's another one. Instead of dust, the old Vancouver Ford text line in terms of actors that just played the same role in every movie, The Rock. Yeah. Well, well, I mean, what are you going to do? It's just six foot five, 330 pounds from Owen man. Like what, what, what is it going to do? I mean, there's, I have this criticism of a guy that people love Nick Cage. Like Nick Cage. There's no variation in anything that he does. Well, that has just become more glaring over the last one seven years to a decade to because he owes the damn much money on taxes and he can't turn down a movie. Yeah. But he does, he does a lot of the, he just does the same guy. And the guy who's kind of flipped a script on that is Keanu Reeves. Keanu Reeves everywhere. He, yeah. And Keanu Reeves, look, phenomenal actor, he went from Bill and Ted and the idiot race car driver in parenthood to being like this go to actor in John friggin wick. Look, look, uh, well, John Wick and Neo, I think are kind of the same, but I think the difference between where he was the same was he was Bill and Ted. And then he was that as an F B I agent. Yes. Johnny Utah. That was the same person. He transitioned from just being an idiot into Oh, we can do something different with him in action Star Wars. And then the first matrix, he will kind of still had the same degree. But then he sort of evolved there. What was, uh, what was that movie? It was I am an F B I agent. That's so bad. I'll back off for a child seriously. Uh, there was a movie like they did the RIP. It was a, uh, Keanu was in the, it had a weird animation to it. Oh, God, where he's like undercover. Oh, a scanner darkly. Yes. That's it. Like that. Like it's a bad movie, but can't say I've ever seen it as a trip from hell. Oh, as a trip from hell. Okay. Like just if you ever want to just throw something on where you're like, what the hell is this? And then just kind of continually ask yourself that, but also kind of being thrilled with just how weird it is. It's, it's fun for that. It's a great summation of my life. There you go. What the hell is this? What the hell is this? Well, we're going to keep on going through it. We'll see where we land. All right. Um, well, let's talk in Kevin Costner. Yeah, I like it. A damn legend. Mm. I love Kevin Costner. Fantastic. Do we believe the Cowropkin Jr. conspiracy theory that the same person? No, no, no, that Cowropkin Jr. One night, the lights went out. Oh, yeah, Baltimore. And it was because the Cowropkin Jr. went home, and he saw Costner stupid his wife and then ended up going back. They delayed the game. So the street could continue. Yeah. Both of them have denied that, but cowards, you know, you want to believe some stuff. Speaking of things that will continue to believe forever. Let's get this radio program on the road. We got a lot that we need to get to. It is Rass on Wednesday. What's up, Rass on Wednesday? Um, we have an anniversary to celebrate today. We've got a lot of NFL news and notes, uh, in, in just the wheels are falling off in one place. Indeed. They really are. Got some NBA news, Olympics. I got a baseball, I don't know, baseball sack, baseball sack. Uh, I don't know. We got a bag of balls that we need to get to with baseball, because the White Sox one, I mean, it's, it's effectively called what it is. It's a ball sack. Yeah. Um, but where we got to start this thing off, he didn't apologize yesterday. And don't expect it today next on the fan temp check. What kind of summer are we having this year? A family road trip summer, a beach bum summer, or awake me when the sun sets summer with Instacart, choose your own adventure and skip the shopping side quests where available you can get ice cream delivered to your hotel, sunscreen to the pool or cold brew to your bed. Well, door in as fast as 30 minutes, wherever you find yourself this summer, you can get the goods. Download Instacart for free delivery on your first three orders. Offer valid for unlimited time, minimum $10 per order, excludes restaurants, additional terms and fees apply. Nothing is more important than getting a good night's sleep. 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Visit purple.com to find the perfect purple for you and enter code podcast 10 to get 10% off. Hey, fantasy football owners. Anybody can tell you what a good fantasy quarterback looks like, but it's the receivers that make or break your team. I'm Matt Harmon from reception perception. Join me and James Co. As we take a deep dive into the position that matters most wide receivers from the route trees to who plays better in man or zone, we provide the insights you need to draft the best wide receivers. As you prep for your draft, let us give you the coverage you need. Follow and listen to reception perception on the free Odyssey app or wherever you get your podcasts. Unbelievable finish in the 400 meters at the Olympics in Paris. Quincy Hall, American sprinter, South Carolina, I believe is where he went. He ends up going from fourth to first in the home stretch of the 400 meters. And that makes it now three gold medals for American runners at Paris with unbelievable finishing strength. You go back to Noah Liles in the 100 meter where he went from last to first. You had Cole Hawker yesterday in the 1500 meters where he was trapped against the rail and in fourth place and then moved his way up to third and then got an alley and ended up with a gold in the 15. And now Quincy Hall in the 400 meters runs everybody down. He went from fourth to first on the home stretch running a 4340 to win gold. It looked like holy smokes. It looked like a drag race or an engine blows up on one car, but instead of getting off the gas, the driver just kept the pedal down and said, whatever the things got, I'm going to I'm going to dump it into the tank because his form goes to hell. He's bobblin looks like he's going to fall five different times and then he opens his stride up in the final 20, 30 meters and he's hitting the ground the same time as the guy from England. His head and his arms were out of control, but his body didn't his lower half was all in rhythm and his core didn't move. It was just his head and his arms just strung it out. Never really seen anything like that. That was crazy. The clothes like that and that much that small small of a distance isn't insane. That's wild, man. He was nowhere near coming out of the turn. Cheese Louise, but that's I can't remember three races like that, where you've had the 100, the 1500 and the 400 all finished that way. That's crazy passes. Passes three guys down the home stretch. That's nuts. All right. Football, Jim Harbaugh has been hit with a four year show cause by the NCAA. The whole, if you do not cooperate, the NCAA will hammer you. Well, Jim Harbaugh's finding that out. He has been hit with a four year show cause that includes a one season suspension for his recruiting violations during COVID where remember when he said it was just a hamburger, downplaying that whole thing. When you do not comply with the NCAA, they will absolutely hammer you for whatever they can find on you. If you want to think that this is just because of the recruiting violations, I would have to say it also has to do with what we talked about yesterday with the notice of allegations where he faces level one infractions for not cooperating whatsoever with the Coner Stallion spying. He said, I'm good. And he said, I will when you when you stumble, you apologize, I will not apologize. And so he's not going to apologize for the Coner Stallion thing because that's not what this show causes for. This one, what is this one for? Dusty is for violating recruiting and inducement rules, engaging in unethical conduct, failure to promote an atmosphere of compliance, and violating the head coach's responsibility obligations, resulting in a four year show call. And a lot of this came out of the COVID period. Oh, yeah. Remember, it was, you know, he says that a recruit showed up on campus. This is the whole hamburger. They bought him a hamburger. And look, the NCAA, like the old saying was, if the NCAA wants to, they can they can hit you for a ham sandwich. Now we can say a hamburger, because that's exactly what happened in Jim Harbaugh's case. And look, if an unpermissible contact during the COVID lockdown, it happened all the time everywhere, because that's what you had to do. But again, defiance is what kills you. And not cooperating is what what hammers you. And so it was more than just the hamburger that he said. Sure. It was text messages. It was text messages, phone calls, his entire staff just continuing to basically recruit throughout the entire thing. And that does fall on the head coach. There make no mistake, the three years leading up to him finally taking the charger's job. Remember, he was, he was rumored to be in the hunt for multiple NFL jobs the two years prior to taking the charger's job. They knew that something was going to happen. He had one final run and one hell of a run. It was basically knew that he wasn't going to get hit last year. So yeah. All right, we'll come back and do the skin. Yeah. And what the NCAA said is that the fact that they thumb their nose at the rules and going through the recruiting process during no contact times and just saying, we know we're not supposed to, but we're still going to do it. That's why he's getting hit with the four-year show cost. This is unrelated though to the spying situation. Yes. So not the Connersdallians. There could be more, but wait, there's more. And I wonder if you're going to get Harbaugh to be like, Oh, well, yeah, you know, we already went with that. He did that. That was his suspension at the beginning of the season, by the way. Remember last year he was suspended for the first three games of the season. First three games and then the final four games of the regular season. And that's when the first three games, remember, he had three different head coaches for those games. That's right. They've cycled through because they're sorry, but I didn't want to name one. He would Jesse Mentor, his defensive coordinator for one, Sharon Moore, his offensive coordinator for another. And then I believe it was his dad and special teams coordinator for the third game. If they didn't matter because they played Patsy's at the beginning of nobody. Yeah. But that was, this is why he was suspended for the first three games the last year. And then the Connor stallion saying was the last four games last year. So Harbaugh missed half the year or actually just a little bit less because they went 15 and all right. Yeah. So a little bit than less than half of the half of the season. Harbaugh was suspended for and they still went perfect in one national championship. That's good. That's a good little resume to have there. Some so good. The titles per games coached that year. Pretty good. I guess that maybe just says about the level of talent at Michigan last year. Not too shabby. If you were wondering if Jim Harbaugh will ever go back to college football. The answer is no, no, no, but at least until 2029. Well, no, he'll have to, if he comes back, he'll have to serve the suspension. So that that's what you're getting is whatever time he comes back is he'll still face a one-year suspension for the team that hires him, which is going to be crazy. Do you hire him as an assistant coach? He's just spending free here. Yeah. Well, who's going to take that job? No, he's just going to get, you know, yeah, we're, well, you do it at Michigan. Yeah. You just say you're going to be the placeholder and then Harbaugh's going to take over and we promise he'll let you have a job. Have your job back and you get paid a lot of money. You get head coach pay for a couple years. Yeah. Actually, that's not bad. That's not a bad gig at all. Go ahead and give you a little extra on top here before that happens. So he's not even eligible to go back to college until 2028 or, and then at that point, I believe he'll still be suspended with the way that the one-year suspension happens. Anybody that hires him, his show cause starts today and goes through August 6th of 2028. And then it requires the school wanting to hire him to suspend him for the first full season. So he's not. Harbaugh is not going back to college anyway. No. I don't think that that is going to be in his cards because when you think of Jim Harbaugh always has said that he's going to coach football and then he's going to die. He is 60 years old right now. You assume he'll get, even if it goes sideways in LA, he'll get four years there with the Chargers. So then he'll be 64 years old and then he'll probably just do what his dad does, which is latch on to somebody in his coaching tree and just be around the game until he literally dies. Yeah. Otherwise known as the Monty Kiffin. Yeah. That would be, okay, say Harbaugh coaches in the NFL till he's 70, 10 years in the end. Which is non-herve at all. The NCAA goes away and in the power four conferences have their own, Charlie Bakers, he's recommended it. The president of the NCAA has said the power schools need to operate into their own umbrella. He could just go and just start coaching again. Yeah. I'm done. In the, in the new whatever entity that is, is ruling the, even if, hell, say this new entity gets going in two to three years, Harbaugh could just go and retake the Michigan job and not be under the NCAA's ruling anymore. Yeah, it should be done with it. Damn. This is, this is all of a sudden, Harbaugh's been playing 3D chess. We're all playing checkers, brother. How about, yes, sir. He's no dummy. He's no dummy. I'm going to love to hear what Harbaugh has to say about it. And at some point he will be asked about it. He's going to be asked today. Yeah. I mean, Chargers are going to, they're going to drill him down. He's going to give a, a nothing burger of an answer and it will be fantastic because he said yesterday, quite literally, I will not apologize. Yeah, there it is. Oh, offense. There's no defense. It's, it's a we fence. Yeah. God, I forgot about that one. Yeah. That's a good one. That's it. He's a quote machine. America. I'll never forget. I remember I made a little graphic that I used we man in offense. He was doing, he was doing, dishes, packing big lippers. Like he was taking big old dips during the pack 12 coaches calls back in the day, pack 10 coaches call. Like you, you'd just be mid question, you hear him go, uh, and then you'd be like, Oh, I know what Jim's doing. And he's not having a stroke. He's putting in a lipper. Every answer after that you'd hear like a, yeah. Perfect. He's a legend. I love it. For your show cause and the NCAA is just getting going with Michigan as the notice validations for the spy thing is going to be coming down the line. Yeah. Oh man. Hey, we've got a new contract has been consummated. We talked about this briefly yesterday and how it pertains to the Portland trailblazers. Uh, now it becomes official. Indeed. One guy is off the market in the forward trade market that after us with Sports Center. Lori Markin and the Utah Jazz have made it official. A new deal for Lori Markin and, uh, it's technically a five year, 238 million dollar renegotiation and extension, uh, gives him 24 million dollars more this year and then a four year, 196 million dollar extension. He'll go from making 18 million to 42.2 million dollars this year. That's, that's the key there with signing that extension. He did not do that. He would have left an additional 24 million dollars on the table. Yikes. So, uh, Lori Markin accomplishes a couple of things here. First of all, he gets paid and the jazz who needed to get to the salary floor, accomplish that goal. Uh, on top of that, Lori Markin, because he signed the contract today, as opposed to yesterday, limits his ability to be traded until the summer. So he effectively gave himself a one year no trade clause. This is kind of the same thing that you get when you sign as a restricted free agent. Uh, you have kind of like a right of first refusal in your first year. You cannot be traded without consent. Uh, and you cannot be traded to the team that offers you if you're a restricted free agent. Now that isn't the case with Lori. He just basically because of the timeline, had he signed August 6th, that would have gone to February 10th, ninth, I can't remember the date, uh, of the actual trade deadline, which is exactly six months. So it would have meant he was trade eligible for a span of hours. But, but again, would be trade eligible on the trade deadline. Signing at the seventh, that day gets pushed out. He is no longer trade eligible. Done, complete. There's no more. Well, the warriors could know it's done. Uh, you are, if you're a team who is looking to make a move before the season now, you were took, then you're looking at forwards. You're looking at two teams. You're looking at the Portland Trailblazers and Jeremy Grant, or you're looking at the Washington Wizards and Kyle Coos. There is also some news on Jeremy Grant as well as Yahoo Sports, Jake Fisher. He had his little briefing yesterday or late last night where he said, uh, that Jeremy Grant would prefer to stay in Portland. Here's a, an excerpt from what, uh, Fisher wrote, few players want to face a general uncertainty of moving mid-season, especially those who have enjoyed new found stability for the first time in their careers. That has been the same, a word about Portland forward, Jeremy Grant, sources said, despite rival teams interest in the veteran Trailblazer, he wants to be a blazer. He, and you, you touched on this yesterday with Lori Markin and Jeremy Grant, where they're not, they, neither one of them wanted to be moved because they're family situation. This is not a, a guess from Jeremy. I talked to him directly about this. He has told me repeatedly, repeatedly when I've asked him about this stuff over the last couple of months, I've just had a kid. I like it here. I'm comfortable here. There's nothing here that's like, I want to leave. And Jeremy's, I can't share other things. Jeremy's very bluntly honest about things when, when you, when you've got a good relationship with him. And I trust him. He's flat out told me he's not in a hurry to go anywhere. He's got another kid on the way. Yep. Now, if a deal came up that more made sense for both sides, I think Jeremy would be, Jeremy would be amenable to it. If it made sense for both sides. Like, well, and if it's to a place where he's not being sent to Siberia. Yeah, then that's what I mean. Like, because he's already there. Sending him to L.A. makes sense. It's number one. It's Portland, L.A. You're not uprooting your family and going across the country. And it's, it's a very easy change for an NBA player to make. And it's, it's a trip that you make as an NBA player, pretty frequently. Guys go to L.A. That's where they spend most of their summers. L.A., Miami, that's kind of where in New York, those are the three cities, everybody spends their summers at. Like, so it's not a, it's not a big change. Going back to like Oklahoma City, that's a big change. Going to the East Coast, that's a big change. So that stuff, I don't, and I don't think the Blazers would do that unless the deal was so overwhelming. But even beyond that, the Blazers have shown in the past, they're not just going to screw guys over. And despite what every Miami Heat fan wants to tell you, they did not screw gaming a little bit over by sending him to Milwaukee to play with the one player on the planet he wanted to play with more than anyone. So calm down. They, C.J. McCollum got a list, right? Norm Powell and Robert Covington got sent to the Clippers where Norm Powell wanted to go to L.A. Yeah, he wanted to go home. Like everybody they basically worked with, they have gotten them to a place, well, Acabrogdon, wizards, but again, closer to home for him. And not a guy that Portland needed to do that for, because he didn't, I mean, when you produce and provide something of value to the organization, that's when you send a guy and say, we appreciate your value. Go on. And Acabrogdon was here for a cup of coffee. And they did do it for Drew though. Yeah. Drew gave him a list. And I reported that when that deal went down, that Drew Holiday had a list. The Utah Jazz pushed infinitely hard. They wanted Drew Holiday unequivocally. And when they didn't get him, they, they cashed out on last year. Last year was supposed to be a year that they were going to try and win. And then all of a sudden they went, what they wanted to do was get Drew, have Lowry under control and have the salary space and a bunch of young prospects and a bunch of picks. So if things went sideways and Dallas, they can make a move for Luca. Yeah. That's, that's what they were going for. Like, how do we get the guys around Luca? Drew Holiday, who doesn't need the ball? Laura Mowgrenen, who doesn't need the ball, can both play off ball, one's a plus defender, one has plus size and shooting. It's like, it was very easy to see kind of what they were doing, right? They've now pivoted, but they've got Lowry locked up long term now. And it was like, Oh, Lowry's making all his money. He's a 26 year old, all star, seven footer, who's a damn near 5049 shooter, who doesn't, who doesn't dominate the ball. Really damn good. He's so good. I don't, I can't, Andy's fulfilled his finish, or is finish Air Force responsibilities, military service records. Yeah. The thing about Lowry, and this is the, that makes him so unique. There's not a team in the NBA. He couldn't play on and be effective. There are so few players in the NBA who are at his skill level, where you're like, Oh, you need to make concessions and they need to do it. Lowry plays off the ball, maybe better. Everybody talks about Steph. I think Lowry plays off the ball even better than Steph does because of his size. He can, he can do more, so to speak, off the ball as a cutter and as a finisher. Yeah, finisher. Oh, great nickname, by the way. But I think this is a win, whenever there's a bunch of people out there like, what are the jazz doing? They're doing the same thing the players can do. You can have good players and suck at the same time. Calm down exactly what the jazz are doing. If you do, if you think all the jazz might go for it, no, there's one place on this planet that a Cooper flag jersey would go more platinum than Portland as Utah. It would it would flag jerseys in Utah. That's the great white hope right there. My God, that that jersey, you could put the total number of stocked in them alone jerseys on this planet and it would pale in comparison to what a flag jersey would do there right now. All right. Well, Lori Markinan now officially extended in Utah, which opens it up. As you said, there's now two guys that are prime targets. One Washington one right here in Portland on the forward trade market. And that is Jeremy Grant, who wants to stay in Portland. All right. An unknown. Oh, wait. Who was the guy from Washington? You said again? Kyle Kuzma. Kyle Kuzma. Is Kuzma really that valuable though? I mean, right now. Yeah, six foot eight, two way forward, who's got some playmaking versatility, some scoring ability to create off the bounce. Yeah. Kuzma despite being Kuzma is still a good basketball player. Right. An anniversary to be celebrated today in sports history, a recent Hall of Fame inductee had an all time moment next on the fan. As Sting's theme brings us back on this rass on Wednesday, we head into the time machine, August 7th, 2001, an all time moment, a man well ahead of the curve. Just this past weekend, Steve McMichael was introduced or inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. I can't know how he is suffering from ALS. That was a sad. It was very hard to watch, but it was also a great honor for him to be getting into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. This past year, as an all time Chicago Bears great, two time all-pro and two time pro roller for the Bears. He was an anchor in the middle of those 85 Bears that steamrolled their way to a Super Bowl, but Mongo is also known for one other thing. Fantastic. Probably one of the all time seventh inning stretches in Chicago Cubs history. He was a guest singer seven years after his playing career was over, still beloved by the folks of Chicago. He went to the north side of Wrigley Field and he gave us this seventh inning stretch. Mondo's home Chicago. And don't worry, I'll have I'll have some speaks with that home plate umpire after the game. Bet you can't guess who the home plate umpire is. All right. And the fun of this. This bus for you, Harry K. Shuggin to be here. All right. Let's get off this shoulder so I don't like how to do it. I want a two, a three, take me out to the wall game. Take me out to the ground. I'm on the air. But it's good. The bears are becoming. If they don't live in. Three strikes are out. Yeah. He's Chicago drunk for sure. Absolutely hammered doing Harry Kerry right, by the way. I mean, you got to be half in the bag or fully loaded. They're pulsed off with the natural Bud live. Hey, hey, if the moon was mighty cheese, would you eat it? I don't know. I would. But he gives a toast to Harry Kerry and then he tells angel who's the umpire, which was angel Hernandez. This is 2001. This is long before angel Hernandez was known as a terrible home plate umpire. Everybody just knew he sucked then to in Mongo McMichael was ejected from that game by Angel Hernandez for criticizing angel Hernandez. Now there is some controversy in that angel Hernandez says he never ejected Steve McMichael. Oh, I'm sure that things skinned more on never did. Okay. But what had happened was first base umpire, umpire Randy Marsh. He said, I'll handle this to Angel because Angel was just staring daggers from home plate. Was he at first base with his, you know, what's in a wheelbarrow? Yeah, Randy Marsh. That Randy Marsh. Exactly. It was so there's conflicting reports. Angel Hernandez, what we do know is he said, I'm going to toss him in Randy Marsh. Probably said, no, I got this. And apparently, Mongo was removed from his suite after that. So he was ejected, but the cameras never caught angel Hernandez directly doing it. But I will say this. Steve McMichael deserved to be in the Hall of Fame as a football player. He deserves to be in the baseball Hall of Fame for that seventh inning stretch right there for knowing just how much Angel Hernandez sucked before everyone else. He's ahead of the curve, man. Right. He was a good like, I mean, Angel Hernandez really came into everybody's like purview when Twitter took off and people started criticizing him. We're talking like that's at least 10 years before the launch of Twitter. And then probably 15 years before Twitter really became popular to criticize Angel Hernandez. He's a modern man. Mongo McMichael Hall of Famer. Very good. And on this day, 2001, booed Angel Hernandez prior to singing the seventh inning stretch. If you ever given a microphone and having the opportunity to boo Angel Hernandez, we are right. Yeah, it's fantastic. I went up and I looked up the end of that game. That game ended with a walk off single by Joe Girardi for the Cubs. Wait, what? Girardi was still playing? 2001 Joe Girardi hit a single. How soon was he managing after that? And then he got caught in a rundown and he was caught in the rundown long enough for the winning run to score. And that's how the Cubs won that game. Screw you, Angel Hernandez. Cubs win. God, he was managing until then eight. Yeah, he's only 59. Good. That's a little bit surprise. Actually, goodness, the fact that Harbaugh is 60. Yeah, I guess it makes sense then. It all makes sense in that regard. I thought he was holding that. Yeah, I am. I'm all in. Thank you, Mongo. Thank you for that. 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