[music] Live from the Bifnet Studios World Headquarters in Spring, Texas, it's Barry on deck hosted by former ESPN Houston radio host and stand-up comedian Barry Lambinac, starring Oliver the Cat, written by Barry Lambinac, produced by Barry Lambinac, directed by, you guessed it, Barry Lambinac, featuring sports, entertainment, special guests, film sessions, and some drinking. Okay, a lot of drinking, viewer discretion is advised, and now, here's your host, Barry Lambinac! Whoo, what's up you damn dirty dickheads? Welcome to Barry on deck. I am your host of Barry Lambinac. Thank you guys for being here. Today is Wednesday, August 7th, 2024. Shit, I didn't turn the lights on. This is episode number 800 and 23. Barry on deck, welcome to show, welcome to program. Hey, hi, hello, how are ya? Let me turn these goddamn lights on, welcome to show. Busy day, busy day, lots to discuss. Finally, we gotta get some Olympic talk in today. Gots to get some Olympic coverage in today. Um, definitely, I, what is this? What is this? What's going on this damn chat? Um, oh, yeah. Yeah, we gotta talk a little Astros today. Oh, God. Talk a little Astros today, get some Olympics in, and we're gonna get to something that we didn't get to yesterday that I am just absolutely, absolutely, 100% fascinated with. I can't look away from it. Um, it's Corey Feldman. And if you haven't watched this, if you haven't been keeping up with it, it's the most amazing thing in the world. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Um, Corey Feldman is making music and he is touring and it is the train wreck of all train wrecks. It is awful. And it is awful in the best way possible. So we're gonna watch some videos of it. Uh, I can't wait. Yeah, I want, I can't wait to share this with you guys. I can't wait to show you guys. I can't wait for you to see this. Um, yeah, FJ said Olympics still going on. Yes, man. Are you guys not into the Olympics? Am I the only one into the Olympics this year? Alex Villanueva said, is he the saved by the bell character? No, Corey Feldman was, what was he in? Corey Feldman was, um, what was he? Let's see, Corey Feldman. I am DB. Uh, let's see. Goonies. It was in Goonies. I didn't, I'd never watched Goonies. Like I've never watched the Goonies. Um, so he was in the Goonies. He was in the Goonies too. He was in the lost boys. He was in stand by me. He was in a license to drive. He was in Gremlins. He was in, uh, dream a little dream. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. He's got quite the, he's got quite the, uh, IMDB. As a matter of fact, uh, he's, he's a bit unhinged though. Uh, if, if we're, if we're being honest, I've never seen Goonies, Mark. I've never seen it. Is that, uh, is that a problem? Is that, is that a, is that a, is that a my bad? Is that, does that say something terrible about my character? I feel like it does. I feel like it does. Uh, let's see his IMDB. Here we go. Um, go all the way to the bottom. Golly. This goes way back in time. Jeez Louise. I'll make this a little bigger. That's what she said. Um, he is enough. Holy shit. There's a throwback. He was a daycare kid and age is enough. Uh, boy, he was an Alice God bless. I feel old now. Uh, let's see. Morgan Mindy. Holy shit. Bad news bears. Jesus Christ. I'm old. I know all of these shows. I'm a big girl now. I don't know that one. Uh, let's see Fox in the hound. I don't know why that sounds familiar. Love boat. Remember that? Father Murphy. Father Murphy. I remember that. Uh, Amos said Goonies is a classic 80s flick. Didn't know they made Goonies too though. Yeah. Yeah, they sure did apparently. I didn't, I mean, if I didn't watch the Goonies, I certainly didn't watch the Goonies too. Uh, I think he did a cameo in cheers. No, no shit. Chris from Sam Houston is shaming me. Shut up. He said he was in MJ's bedroom. What's up, Donna? Good to see you sweetie. Uh, let's see. He was in father Murphy, which is crazy. So let's see still the beaver lottery cheers. There's cheers. There's cheers. Friday the 13th Trump final chapter. So Gremlins one day at a time. Uh, final Friday the 13th, the new beginning. I love that they're like final chapter Friday the 13th. This is it. Oh wait, you guys are still paying? Oh, well shit. We got to make another one. New beginning. It's like fast in the furious or it's like Marvel. They're just like well fuck it. We'll just keep going. We'll just reboot it. We'll just make a new one. We'll just do some cockamainy bullshit rewriting. We'll just, uh, yeah, we'll adjust on the fly. What the hell did my sticky nose go? I don't know. Someone take a memo. There reminds me I need to, uh, God, I got so much to do. So much to do. Friday the 13th, as many final chapters of the Rolling Stones have had farewell tours. That's a really good one. Danny Dan, bro. Danny Dan. Did you see Mick Jagger? Uh, they had a video of Mick Jagger recently on stage and it was like, Oh my God. This is sad. It was like Mick Jagger fancy footwork. Is it not bad for 80 years old or something? And I was like, yeah, okay, it's true. But at the same time, God damn like, bro, I think about like how my body, okay, back to Feldman. I took a second at her all. So I hope it kicks in. Cindy Loper, there's the Goonies that came out in 85. Family ties stand by me came out in 86. Uh, heart of the city. Wow. Lost boys came out in 87 licensed to drive in 88. The burbs. I don't even remember that. Dream a little dream. I don't remember that. Trying time sounds familiar. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was 90 rocker roll high school forever. That was a 4.6 meatballs for that's when you know your career is dying. That's when you know, uh, when you have to do meatballs for how the fuck that we get to meatballs for who bought who went to see meatballs three. Jesus Christ married with children blown away, loaded weapons, step monster. Oh my God. This guy. I didn't realize he did this much work. To be honest with you. It's like, who kept hiring this cat? This is crazy. This dude did, he did a lot of work apparently. I mean, he got paid for all of this and he wasn't getting just, you know, a couple of bucks. They weren't like giving him like they pay comics. Here's $20 and a beer. He was getting like cash, cash. Like he was getting, uh, uh, lucky Fritz. I don't know what that is. He was getting union money. Katy Perry. Jesus Christ. So he's, look at this. Oh my God. He's super active, but we're going to look into it because now he did an interview where he said, uh, yeah, that's true. Don, who wasn't at the Olympics? L.A. must be empty. He did an interview and he said he compared himself to some of the greats and I mean, I should have saved these goddamn videos. I'm so mad at myself that I didn't. Um, let me see if I can change profiles. Son of a bitch. Um, because this is, I mean, it's train wreck city. It is, it's, I can't even describe it. I don't even do it justice by telling it to you. I have to show you. I just, I just have to show you. So I'm just going to show you and, uh, he spent all his money to look like Michael Jackson. That's true. And then what's sad is he came out and he talked about, you know, being molested and how it affected him and that was tragic and heartbreaking and everything else. Um, it's sad and I think it really fucked him up. If we're being honest, I think it, it, it fucked whether he meet, he named some of his accusers and he said he got blackballed from Hollywood, but he was doing this video and he was saying how he, um, there's one. He was saying how, oh my gosh, I have so many saved. He was saying how he wanted to go on tour and he wanted to play music and that his manager was like, well, you know, he didn't think he was going to be very good, but his manager was like, bro, that's what they said about the Rolling Stones and Nirvana and they were all misunderstood. So it's probably the case with you. You're just going to be misunderstood. So get out there and tour. So that's what he's doing. And I just, I need to show you this was, hold on. Okay. Now I've got, oh, this is fucking, why is this taking so long? Come on. Please don't do this to me. Now you stupid ass down loader. You raggedy bitch. His dancing is fantastic by the way. His dancing? Top shelf shit. If, if, and by the way, any, any, any, any Corey Feldman dancing smack will be dealt with harshly. Okay. It will, it will be dealt with harshly. I will not stand for it. Hell. It's not a bitch. I have sports headlines for you today too. So don't worry about that. We, we actually do have a real shit to do today. We actually do have real things to discuss. But I gotta do this court fellowship, man. It's just too fantastical. It's, it's too damn fantastical to not do it. Um, okay. Good. Now they're downloading. Thank God. I was going to be so angry if this didn't work. But now now it's working. All right. Good deal. Oh, thank God. This is so fantastic. All right. I have one video. Why I have a video of a stripper in a wheelchair. Don't ask me why that's saved. Okay. Don't, don't meddle in my business. All right. That's all I'm just going to tell you. Don't, don't get in daddy's business. But I do have a video of a stripper in a wheelchair. Just, just say it. And that's the thing that's apparently saved on my Instagram. Don't judge is the lesson here. Okay. Don't judge. That's the lesson. You guys, this is, oh, here's Corey Feldman shredding. Have you guys heard Corey Feldman play guitar? Apparently people are questioning whether he's really playing. And it's like, mmm. Really? Are we, do we doubt his prowess? It's pretty great. It's pretty great. It's pretty great. All right. Hold on. I got one more. I'm, I'm downloading them now. Everybody. I'm downloading them now. One, two, three, four, five, six. Yes. There's that many. Yes. There's that goddamn many videos. Okay. There's, uh, oh, oh, it looks like you got serious there. Oh, this is so fantastic. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. I should have done this before. I realized that. I should have been prepared. I understand. And don't judge. Close download. Close download. Okay. I think I got them all. What the fuck is this? Why do I have a video of a guy, a Dallas Cowboys fan and high heels? That's a lot of stuff. Uh, Corey Feldman. Who the fuck is that guy? And we just covered it. We just covered it. There's a video of him and lit biscuit. Yeah, by the way, have you seen lit biscuit? Have you seen that? That shit was crazy too. Lit biscuit. Old as fuck. They had professional wrestlers on stage. I guess once I watched, um, Corey Feldman videos, it was over. I started getting all kind of concert videos. I was like, what has happened into my feed right now? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven videos. I think I have more than that saved. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. I'm missing one. Damn it. I think you'll get the idea. I think you'll get the idea. I don't want to, I don't want to overwhelm you with the goodness as the kids would say. Um, here we go. I have them now. Oh my God. I can't wait for you guys to see this. So here's Corey Feldman. They're loading now. Jesus Christ. Why is this taking so long? Look God. Go. I kind of want to know which one I missed. I kind of want you to see them all. Very, aren't you older than lit biscuit? Oh, I'm not older than Fred Durst. How old is Fred Durst? Suck it nerd. Fred Durst is 53. Born in 1970. You can kiss my entire ass. Delaware's voice. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, nerd. Hey, by the way, Jen, do you, can you text me a total? Or is it the same as last night? Jenny Jen Jen. Jenny Jen Jen. Oh, I'm going to pull up a picture of Fred Durst for you while we're waiting because this freaked me out. Smells like, here's a picture of Fred Durst on stage. I was like, what the fuck? That looks like a homeless man. That's crazy. Fred Durst looks like a homeless Vietnam veteran singing rapcore. Isn't that what it's called? Isn't that what their, their genre of music is? Rapcore. I believe, I believe is what it's called. Rapcore? Rapcore? How dare you, sir? Yeah, I think it's called a rapcore. I don't know, but Fred Durst looks crazy. Now. Oh, come on, there's a better picture than this. Oh, here we go. Here's one of Fred Durst. What? What? Here we go. Fred Durst coming up, folks. Bam. What? What? Berries on the DH gate at her all. Shut up, man. I'm working here. I'm doing a lot of shit. I'm doing a lot of shit. It was either this, like, do it now or make you guys wait and start the show at 245 to download all this shit. Okay. Okay. Yo, what up, Jacob? How you doing, brother? I miss you too, man. How you been? It's good to see you, home slice. Bro, you're just in time for the greatest thing on the internet. No, it's not Fred Durst. You are just in time. He looks like Red Green. I don't know who Red Green is. What up, Jet? Good to see you, sweetie. That man greeted me at Walmart. Bro, that man. That man looks like he's, you know, he kind of looks like a little bit. He kind of looks like a character on the waterboy. I mean, a little bit, right? He like, he kind of looks like he would just yell something in Cajun that you wouldn't understand, right? Like, he would be in the background at a pep rally and he would be like, yeah, we're going on and I'm rolling, rolling, rolling. I'm like, what the fuck? Hey, that's who Joe was dressed like last time you were all with him, but the early 2000s version. You ain't right. You ain't right. Look up Red Green seriously. Red Green. The Red Green Show. Son of a bitch. It does look like Red Green. Holy shit. Oh my God. Nailed it. Same fucking person. Same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same. Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, uh, keep rolling, rolling, rolling, uh, keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, uh, oh my God, that's hilarious. Yeah, Fred Ders looking old as shit, but he's still out there. But this time now Fred Ders when he's out there singing, he's like, when he's singing break stuff, he's just talking about his hip. He's like, I think about break stuff tonight. Give me something to break. Fuck. I broke my hip. Give me something to break. Fuck. I broke my knee. That's the new Biscuit song. It's a remix. It's just Fred Ders singing about all the body parts he broke standing up. Just standing. Fred, what'd you do? Were you in the mosh pit slamming? Nope. I just stood. God damn it, Fred. That's not good. All right. Here we go. I have for you a Corey Feldman video, ladies and gentlemen, the first of many. I am so, so excited to bring to you. I started, everybody said that I just turn on an episode of duck dynasty. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, I can't get enough of it. Amos said a lot of old rappers are back on tour. I wanted to write a bit about this. I still haven't. This is driving me crazy. My OCD is killing me softly. I'm probably going to fuck this whole thing up. Yup. Show did. I wanted to write a bit about that Amos where Mick Jagger in the Rolling Stones. They can tour at 80 and people want to go watch it and it's cool and all right. I don't know that anyone would want to watch an 80 year old Snoop Dogg. Well, I take that back because Snoop Dogg's doing like entertainment stuff, but I don't know if anyone would want to watch. Oh, what's a God? This is fucking sad. I need my boys to put one of these together. Okay. I'm going to show you that too. I'm going to show you the uh oh. I'm going to show you berry beat teas and shit like who shot JR. What you talking about? Oh y'all distract me. All right. I bet you get Corey Feldman on the show friend of mine went to a bar he was playing and said he stood around for like an hour just chit chatting. Yeah. That's what relevance will do. Okay. Here we go. Snoop was in cybers performing at a bar as a DJ. That's not true. You're a damn liar, but no one wants to see like a gangster rapper at 80. You know what I'm saying? No one wants to see Ice Cube. No one wants to see I don't know. Would you want to see the ghetto boys come out at 80? Would you want to see in WA? Would you want to see? I don't know. I don't think I would. I don't think I would want to see a gangster rapper coming out. Being like, I'll shoot you. Like I must have kept your ass like no you won't row you got an IV. You have you you don't have teeth. You don't have teeth man. There's no no one's buying your gangster rap shit. All right. Corey Feldman video. Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, here is one video of many. This wasn't when he was on the Today Show starting his comeback. Corey Feldman. Musical Genius. KK. Oh shoot. He's dead. Hit the clown. Tell him. [Music] Did you realize that it was all noise and you needed to be true to you? You know what? A friend of mine who actually helped, he's an investor of mine, his name is Brian McMullen and he was on the phone with me. I was all depressed and I was crying and he said think of it this way. When kids first started, when M&M first started, when Nirvana first started, they all got hate. People were turning them off at the radio stations. People were walking off the dance floor at the clubs because it didn't make sense to them at that time. But those all became amazing legends. So just think of it that way and that really turned around for me because I'm like, you know what? You're right. A lot of people get hate in the beginning because we're doing something new. It hasn't been done before. But it's all about innovation and being an artist and we can't be afraid to sh*t. Yeah, you can't be afraid to come out dancing. [Music] That was the first one I saw. And thus and thus, thus began my infatuation with having to find more videos, more and more and more of Corey Feldman. And so I have found them, ladies and gentlemen, and I bring them to you now to share them with you now. What is going on here? Because I can't, I just, I cannot. I repeat, I cannot get enough of this sh*t. I just can't. So that being said, here's another Corey Feldman video on stage to come back to you. [Music] Come on now. [Music] [Music] Get your tail on the floor, they're going to keep it. Just kick you some more and treat you like spit. When you reach for the door, the gotho closes. You're a beautiful soul but no one knows it. If we all have sadness, all is that we've got. Watch the spit, this is the last one. [Music] It's f*cking amazing. It's, it's amazing. This is so, so goddamn amazing. [Music] It's just, Tony said he's lived his best life. I'd rather be doing whatever that is versus working. It's, it is, it's. Now, he did it again. Uh, here's another one. Let's see here. Let me get this set up. Who wins in a dance-off? Barry or Corey Feldman? Ah, hey Jared. Uh, Jared gifted us up to Jared. Thank you Jared. Appreciate you buddy. Jared, also a resubscribe for 30 months. He said it's gone by way too fast. Yes it has amigo. Yes it has. Thank you so much buddy. Much love to you. All right, let's do the poll. Who wins in a dance-off? Who wins? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What was the damn poll? Hold on, cancel. I got to copy and paste it. Um, new poll. Who wins in a dance-off? Your boy or a Corey Feldman? I think it's pretty obvious. I ain't got the moves like Corey Feldman. We should probably throw a Mick Jagger in the mix too. Uh, listen, here's why. Okay. I'll give you a chance to modify because, because, do you want to change your answer? I mean, do you want to update your poll? Here, ladies and gentlemen, is Mick Jagger at 80 years old on tour. What the fuck is this man? Hey, what? Bro, what are we doing? Don't you do it. Don't you do it. Don't you do it, Mick? Don't you do it. Look, this is fantastic. This, I'm just going to walk around like this from now on at the grocery store. I will give you credit though. Hold up. Let's, let's all just marvel at an 80 year old man's body. Bro, he's put together for 80. I ain't going to lie, but I'm just going to walk around at a grocery store like that. I'm just going to walk around. Don't you do it. Don't you do it. This fucking is so great. Just watching these people. This is fucking amazing. My thing is this, why is Mick Jagger doing this? He's got all the money in the world, bro. You know, oh, oh, Mick. Mick. Don't you do it. Mick, stop. He's like, take it down, Steven. I can't, I can't hit. So he got so tired. Look, he's dizzy. That's not dancing. He's just dizzy. He's wobbly right now. Bro, Mick, go home and be with your great-grant kids, bro. Go home. Stop this touring. Stop this nonsense. Go home, man. Go be with your great-grant kids and your money. Amos said he's looked 80 since the 80s. That's kind of true. It's kind of true. He's on strings. No way. He's awake. Tony, he's just like a, he's like a, uh, what are those fucking, um, what are those dolls called? He's like, he's like Pinocchio. People steal my tickets. Oh, I know. Look at, look at the places packed. The places packed. Look at all these old heads. I guarantee you. I guarantee you. This cut, I'm a marionette. Thank you, Jet. Yes. Oh, you can see the strings right there. You can, you can definitely see the strings. There's one coming up from his back right there where he's just like, I want to be a real boy. I guarantee you the average age of the person at this concert is 72. That's on the young side. Guaranteed. And I promise you, this concert started at 130 in the afternoon and it was done by four because they all had to get home and watch their programs before they went to bed. They all had to be in bed by 6 p.m. Are you kidding me? That includes the band. The band was like, Oh, shit. It's five o'clock in the afternoon, man. Oh, God damn it's late. They're in the back doing shots of Metamucil and shit just partying. Look at whoo. This is crazy. Doing shots of fucking beet juice and carrot juice and fucking cranberry juice. Oh my God. Just chopping up fucking syndrome, silvers, snorting them. Whoa, fucking amen. You know what? I feel like I go out there and fucking walk really fast. Oh, shit. It's a kickety big. Yeah. They're like, y'all want to fucking go grab a Luan platter? Hit the park and feed some ducks. Oh, fucking slow down, Mick. Always got to be the crazy one on the road. Luan platter. It's two o'clock in the afternoon, bro. Lunch was at 10.30. Slow down. Mr. Heaven lunch for dinner. Jesus. Let's calm it down a little bit, pal. What are we doing? I guarantee you, you know how long it took for all the old people to get to the top of this arena? That fucking elevator was working overtime. No one, no one at this concert took the stairs. First of all, it probably took four and a half hours to get everyone to their seats. Okay, everyone, it was handicapped parking was nowhere to be found. It was probably all handicapped parking. They probably just went there and were like, well, it's all handicapped today. It's all going to be handicapped at this arena today. That's wild. This is crazy. I just, this is wild to me. Amos said I'm not gonna lie at 44 a concert starting at and being home by five sounds amazing. That's so sad, Amos. That's so sad. You are so sad. Did the total dials get timed out? Damn. Rest in peace, total dials. Rest in peace, buddy. All right, so we'll put Mick Jagger on here, too. Mick Jagger, who wins at a dance off? Boom, boom. Berry. Boom, boom, laminac. Oh, it won't let me. I'm just gonna put boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom. Corey Feldman. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, laminac because I don't want somebody all getting confused. You might not know who boom, boom is. Corey Feldman or Mick Jagger, you have five minutes to vote starting now. And if I lose this poll, I'm turning this whole goddamn show around. Do you hear me? Do you hear me? That's fantastic. Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones at 80, out there performing. You know what's crazy? As you can see, there's one person on their cell phone. The rest of them? No cell phones out. You know why? Jitterbugs don't have cameras. Everybody at this concert has a Jitterbug phone. So you don't have to worry about that. That's that phone that's got like three buttons on it where you can program like three numbers that'll call like 911, life alert, and the grandkids. You know what I mean? That's it. This got three buttons on it. That's it. There's no cell phone use. He's like, all right, everybody, get out your cell phones and let's light up the place. They're all like, I can't do that. I could do. I got my life alert on. I think it's got a little glowing dot on it. Yeah, that's cell phone in the big box carrying case. That's a mobile phone. They have a portable phone. Oh my God. Could you imagine? Jesus Christ. You can tell, you can tell this person, whoever this is, is old because they're actually filming horizontally. Anybody want to fact check me? Huh? Anybody want to fact check me? Huh? Huh? That is some old people shit right there. That is how old people record videos. That is old people shit, ladies and gentlemen. Young people don't record videos like that because they don't, they post shit on social media, which is all vertical. Only old people would record a video horizontally. They're like, well, I'm going to transfer this to VHS later. These are all my phone now you would under and my need to go back to that one. What? Understand. Wait. Oh, under. Cece? Two percent. I wish I still had an old bad phone. Those things got kick ass signal. Yeah. Uh, it was a piece. He's junkyard ready. Yeah. Amos had fell back in the day when he was hanging with Michael Jackson and Manuel Lewis. Mop and y'all up. Uh, kiss my ass. Kiss my ass, Amos. Cece said lurk, Jim, kiss my grits. Oh, Cece just got mad because she fucked up her type. She's like, you know what? Fine. I'm going to go work out. Joe pro said don't worry, Cece. I understood you. Now, I will say Joe pro also talks to animals. He can understand a coyote. He can understand a wombat. He can talk to a buffalo. He could talk to a rabbit. So use that information how you will. I'm just saying. All right, back to the most fantastical of all the videos. Uh, this, ladies and gentlemen, so we got, what was this one? Oh, yeah, that was the, okay, we got that one done. Now, this one is Corey Feldman rapping. This is Corey Feldman. He's got bars for days, man, bars for days. Missed it, try to get your horse out to miss it. Said a kick in my ass and would've kissed it. I was driving the bombs without the fuse with only your brakes to make your medicine. Place that favorite running name, post distraction. To advance such a chance that your mission, you would never catch me down to keep on fishing. [Music] We got the class, this time. [Music] I like the dance moves. I got a, I got a bird nose. [Music] Do we just bite our bears, be it, son? [Music] Don't make me download it. [Music] He just wants to make a shit up. I'm the comeback. You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no That's fantastic. God damn it, I can't get enough of this. I just, I can't. I can't get enough of this. Jared Taylor said, "Just Google who Corey Feldman was and still don't know who he is. Guess I'm too young. I fucking hate you." Joe Browsett, it looks like Kid Rock and Michael Jackson had a baby. Jesus, I hate y'all so much. Yeah, I got a timeout, Jared Taylor. You young son of a bitch. How do you not know Corey Feldman? He's famous for the goonies and having Michael Jackson inside of him. How do you... Okay. All right, more Corey Feldman. There was one where he came out and he chastised his band. What's available for 5K? It got, you can't post links. Skiggity big. You can't post links. What's available? Man, there was one. I wonder if that's the one that I didn't get. There was one video where he got on his band. He goes, "Guys, you can't be playing the song. Oh my God, the URL is available. Come back, King is available. I'm the comeback. Come back, King." Oh, fuck. Jesus, God, I'm just so hard right now. It's some fantastic man. Just just fucking fantastical. Okay. Let's see. Everybody's making fun of his guitar skills. Let's see. The crazy thing is you can hear, you can just hear the lack of people. I think if you listen to this, listen again, Dre. Dre, thank you for resubscribing for 25 months. 25 letters on the dresser. Yes, sir. I gots to get paid. Appreciate you, homie. We're watching Corey Feldman videos. It is the train wreck. It's the gift that keeps on giving, Clark. It's the fucking most fantastical thing on the internet, Dre. If you haven't seen these yet, oh my God, bro. Oh my God. It's fantastic. But you can hear the silence. Listen to Corey Feldman repping to what sounds like an empty crowd. Oh my God. I'm so fucking great. I'm so fucking great. I'm so fucking great. I'm so fucking great. Oh my God. I can't, I can't. People are like, is he, is he, is he, is he doing it? So there's been accusations of, oh, are the answers playing right now? Am I interrupting the Astros? Oh, they sure the fuck are. Is in him Fred's brother? Oh, no, shit. Oh, okay. Interesting. For nothing, Astros, top of the sixth. Suck it, total Dallas. The backup singers are just bad. Oh my God. They're awful. And I got to find the one I'm telling you, there's one where he yells at his band and it is so fucking awkward. Because then he's like, he tries to cover for it because he's like, ha, just kidding everybody. It's like, no, the fuck you were kidding. Like that was super awkward. Let's see. Oh, let me see. Okay. While that's going, that was the one I just played. This is Corey Feldman puts a hurt in on his guitar at two shows. Corey Feldman's, here we go. Here's Corey Feldman shredding. Here's one minute and four seconds of Corey Feldman shredding. And people are like, is that really him playing the guitar? And check this out. It's like, I found the one where he yells at his band. Oh, fuck yeah. Thank you very much. Give me read on sex. Oh, my fucking God. Bro. Thank you very much. There's nobody in the fucking grill. Has the fucking greatest thing ever. Oh, my God. And then he hits it with a fucking saxophone. Nobody's clapping. Thank you very much. That's the fucking greatest thing. Give me read on sex. Jimmy's like, oh, well, anybody want to fuck you? Oh, my God. That's the greatest. This is the fucking greatest, you guys. Now I found the one where his band fucks him and he gets mad at him. He chastises him. And then he goes just kidding. Oh, it's fucking great. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Some of you might be like, this is fucking stupid, but I don't like this. And I don't particularly care for it. This might not be your show today. That's all I'm gonna tell you because this is so fucking great to me. All right. But we're gonna get through them all, I promise. This is Corey Feldman yelling at his band because they what does it say, bro? They were advertising their show in 1975. Corey Feldman was he came to town. Mother fucker. I would have went. Oh, shut up. Shut the fuck up, Dre. Where? Where? Where? Where? Hold on. Corey. Feldman. Tickets. Houston. I'm going. I am fucking going. Are you shitting me? I am going. Yes, Tony. Yes. Is the comeback. Come back, king. Are you kidding me? I go to come back. King URL. Find out. Oh, my fucking God. Let's see. Corey Feldman.net, tour details. It's the comeback. Come back, king. You know, and you know what I mean. Oh, 811. Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch. What the fuck? Oh, that's VIP. I was like, bitch. Oh, Paul. After show meet and greet. Um, please arrive no later than 530 so you can be in your seat to 6 p.m. Sharp. I am the first opener. So if you get here at 6, you will likely miss my set. We have had several who have missed us. You can't miss the comeback, king. So fucking great. Jesus Christ. How are you missing the comeback, king? Oh, my God. Uh, Shamala, my ding dong. Let's see. Who said October? Is he coming back in October? So he's out there. Row, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live. Keep. So we get to go see old ass Fred Durst and Corey Feldman. Jesus Christ. It's like Santa came to visit in August. Yeah, but I'm not paying $220. You'll receive an email directly. You're also added to the VIP exclusive. Yeah, I don't want VIP. I don't, I don't want VIP $220. I, I am not, I'm not that. I'm not that. I'm not that guy. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yo, what up heartthrob? October might be someone else. Yeah. Jeff Belsa. It sounds like deckhead outing might double the attendance, right? Tyne Hugo said traders, village concert. Shock. Shock, tell me that you have seen shock monopolist. Tell me, tell me shock. Tell me you've seen Corey Feldman in concert or at least performing on the internet. Shock. It's the most magnificent thing ever. Just buy a ticket to the actual event and get there early. Well, no shit, Mina. I'm not paying $220. That's for damn sure. Not for that goddamn train wreck. Oh boy. Yeah, the tour ends 824. I wonder how much. Let's see live nation ticket master. Oh, here we go. Oh, here we go. 8 doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, Corey Feldman. Oh, coming of the answer. Don't, don't, don't. Okay. Okay. No. Nope. Hey, miss, you're still singing is to come back. Come back, king, that you know, and you know what I mean. And what the fuck? Let's see. Um, limp, biscuit, Houston. Here we go. Cynthia Woods, Mitchell Pavilion. How about that? Got it. August 11. Shop tickets now. How many tickets do you want? Any. Inventory is limited. Oh my God. Uh, $80. What if I just want to go see, uh, Corey Feldman. Okay. Get the fuck out. Stop with the reminders. Shock says he's with limp biscuit. I have not seen him. Oh my God. No. Skiggity makes it. Barry, did I miss you showing Corey Feldman on Howard Stern? It's the ultimate. No, I will find it. Corey Feldman on Howard Stern. Um, how long is it? Does he perform? Is that a 92? Skiggity Biggs? Is it, is it the, from 1992? Or is it recent? Do you have a link? Simuos. Can you send me a link like DM me a link? Cause I see one from 1992, but I also see an interview. Corey Feldman, what's up with? Oh, he's got an official video. What's up with that? What's up with youth? Oh. Oh, fuck. We've got a whole last official videos now. Okay. Now I know what it is. So, okay. Yeah. Okay. Hold on. One at a time. One at a time. We're going to do this. Let me look at the tickets real quick. Hold on. No, I got it. I got it. Um, okay. 80 bucks for the lawn. Let's see. $290. Are you, how much is handy? No. $222. Jesus Christ. That's insane. Oh, wow. Pit tickets are $1,333 each. Why does that say 702? Holy fuck shit. This is, this is stupid. I can't, I can't justify paying $80. One, I don't give a fuck about seeing a 70 year old Fred Durst. I'd rather watch an 80 year old Mick Jagger. TMac, you crazy. I'm not spending $220 to watch fucking Fred Durst. I would rather, I would much rather, much, much rather. Are you shitting me? Son, son, ain't no way. I would much rather watch Mick Jagger do this. That's so fucking great. That's so fucking great. Oh, that has Mick Jagger. All right, uh, results with the poll. Who wins in a dance off between Boom Boom, Corey Feldman and Mick Jagger and the winner is bitch. Mick Jagger. And fuck y'all. Yo, fuck. Oh, y'all. Fuck. Oh, y'all. 47% picked Mick Jagger. Y'all can kiss my ass. Y'all can kiss my natural ass. You hear me? This is gonna say damn, I missed my own poll. Yeah. You damn right, shock, tell him. Mick was never in a break dance crew. What? Fucking pass that down. He could never do it. He could never do it. Heartthrob, thank you for the 200. Miss Heartthrob said afternoon fan just went to visit mom now that she's set up at her assisted living place. Yeah, that's good because he had told me he was gonna get her in there. So thank God. Now she doesn't have to climb those stairs. She's got people looking out for her 24/7. Oh, well, well done, Mark. Well done. Mark said you said at the beginning that any back talk about Corey Feldman's dancing will be handled harshly. So yeah, I voted Feldman. Okay. Yeah, but you but not went, you know, dickhead. Yeah, mixed grandma never sowed him parachute pants with fake zippers. Anyways, here is Corey Feldman doing a performance and his band fucked him. Not like, you know, like fucked him like screwed up the performance and he tries to he tries to lash out. But then I think he had second thoughts and he felt bad. So just just watch just the train wreck continues. And then I'm going to show you more Corey Feldman shredding and more Corey Feldman dancing. But first you have to watch Corey Feldman pulling the wool over the audience's eyes. I got you. I got you audience. I fooled you. Uh huh. What? Oh, okay. Got you. Oh, got the track. Got the churry. That was called a technical mix-on. Nobody should ever start a track until I'm on the stage, guys. Hey, that's all right. It happens, man. Guess you can have to wait for that one next time. Sorry, guys. All the ride along. We'll just have to play that song next time. Sorry. We love you, though. It was all just a joke. Oh, you old coo. You old cooner. Oh, damn you, Corey. You son of a bitch. You got me. God damn it, Corey. I thought, oh, man. You got us. You got us. Oh, it was all a joke. Son of a bitch. You got me. You got me. Bro, it was so it's so fucking I can't get enough of the fucking awkwardness. I can't get enough of it. Shocks and he's dressed like a baked potato at the panda roast. Holy fuck. So great. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's so fucking great. Skinny mix and all those assets in the front paid $1,000 for this. Well, technically, they paid $1,000 to see lit biscuit, which can you imagine how limp their biscuit is now? Fred nurses 53. Good Lord. I bet that biscuit is just the limpest. It's probably now like limpest biscuit. Alex, I was totally fooled. Damn it. Corey, you got me. Yeah, Corey was the bonus. You know what I mean? Yeah. Now Corey was the finger in the butthole. Yeah, lit biscuit was sex. Corey was. What was that? Oh, I didn't know I'd like that. Oh, my gosh. That was extra. I'm not paying for it, but wow. Was that fun? Oh, my God. Kevin said that poor old lady seems to have smoked a lot of cigarettes. What's up, Tiffany? Good to see you, sweetie. We are watching Corey Feldman videos because I can't get enough. I am just fascinated with his comeback. He's the comeback king, if you didn't know. In fact, he is the comeback king. And if you didn't know, it's kind of turned into our theme song on their show. And it's a catchy tune. It's a down on the floor. They're going to keep it. Just kick us some more and treat you like spit. When you reach for the door, the guard will close it. You're a beautiful soul, but no one knows it. I'm really hearing the words that you like spit, which I think is hilarious. You can't say shit. Hey, you're welcome. That's the new theme song for Barry on Deck, by the way. Now that you've seen that, and we had awkward saxophone interludes in the middle of all this. Barry's going to get sued by Feldman, but we don't deserve him, shock. I would agree. I have a thousand million bazillion percent. Speaking of that, if you check this out, there's here's some back-to-back choreography of the whole thing. It's got a little dark and drained. It's got a little dark and dark, but it's got a little dark and it's got a little dark and there's a little dark and it's got a little dark and it's got a little dark and it's got a little dark and they're going to get it. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] I just love that in middle of concert randomly, he just goes, "Ahh!" Like, "Bro, what the fuck is that?" "Ahh!" Oh my god. Steve-os that I'm worried about, Barry. Don't you worry about me, brother. I am in heaven right now, sir. Heaven! You can't ruin this for me, Steve-o. I know you want to be a dick about it, but you can't ruin this for me. I'm too happy. I'm enjoying this too much. We got a couple more here. Ah, let's see. Two Corey Feldman shreds sessions at the same time, puts a guitar on two shows. Let's see, I think it's the same, uh, let's try this. Here we go, two, thirty-one. It's the comeback, comeback king. Don't you know what I mean? [Music] I like to look at the crown. I can't feel the back of the back. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Thank you very much! [Music] [Music] Thank you very much! [Music] [Music] [Music] Jimmy's like, "What the fuck have I done?" "What the fuck have I done to deserve this?" Now, there's another video. I don't know if this is the same. Uh, yeah, it just puts a hurting on his guitar at two shows. I think it's about the same. Oh my God. Just, that's so funny. I can't get enough. Now, Skiggity Big has said that, um... [Laughs] Susie said I don't hate his outfits, but I am pretty sure they are not washed between shows. What? What? Uh, how dare you, Susie? Um, okay, so... Oh, okay. Yes. So, this is the one that you are talking about. Let's see. You two... Uh, excuse me. Pardon me. This would be the first one. Now, I want to do some, uh... Some context here. Let's see. ♪ And the comeback, comeback king ♪ ♪ Don't you know, don't you know what I'm doing? ♪ [Coughing] [Coughing] [Coughing] Now, um... What? Okay. I have the videos at Skiggity Big said we needed to download. Skip the context. Oh, no. No, no, the context is... Fantastical. The context is definitely needed. Um... Because... Wait a minute. There we go. Yeah, the context is needed shock. Um... Because you need to understand... [Coughing] Next time you're back on 97.5, you need to use comeback king as your intro. [Gasping] Bro, I should go on stage to that. I don't think anybody would get it. But I should definitely... That should be my walkout music on stage. Because whenever I do shows, people are always like, "What do you want to come up to? Do you have a walkout music you like to come on stage to?" And I always come out to Eric B and Rakim's "I know joke." Because one, it's my absolute favorite song of all time. True story. Two, it's the... I mean, Eric B and Rakim... Go down is one of my all time favorites in hip hop. And three, it's ironic. Get it? I know joke. It's comedy. [Laughing] Okay. So, yeah, it's all of that. It all plays in and ties in well together. So, I do that. So, it all has kind of some meaning to it. But boy, this would be... This would be the titties, if I could do that. Cisco said I said, "Thank you very much." What? What does Cisco think before? Who could we do it with Goldberg from the Mighty Ducks? Nice. I'm going to make this your ringtone, Barry. Oh, yes! Yes! Yes, CC, please do. I need to find the... I need to find the actual song. I bet not ever see him in public because I'm busting out his song. [Laughing] Oh my God. That's fantastic. Oh, Cisco. I said, "Thank you very much." I'm going to start doing that when I'm at an open mic and there's four people. When I finish, when I finish my set, and there's like, you know... Because sometimes you do open mic and there's not a crowd. There's like four people in the crowd. You do your jokes. Nobody laughs. When I get done, I'm going to be like... Open mic, four people, and nobody laughs. I'm going to be like, "Alright y'all, that's my time. My name is Barry Labanek. Thank you very much! Houston, I love you! Good night!" I love you guys! Whoo! Thank you very much! Fucking two people. And I'm going to record it. And I'm going to record it because fucking inspired by Corey Feldman. Alright! Let's get to these videos. I'm the come-back, come-back king. Don't you know, don't you know what I mean? Now, here is... Oopsie daisy. Yeah, think about it, meh, meh, meh. Okay. Alright, I have in my hand tonight's top ten list. Let's see, copy. Paste. There's... Z-Z-B-Bop-Bop. Boop! Alright! Um... Let's go back to the beginning. And what we'll do is... Ed, thank you very much to your V-Mix. Oh my god. Cisco. You're a fucking genius, bro. And then the saxophone riff. (laughing) Just the saxophone riff. Just the fucking... Z-V-Gn. I don't know. Oh, yeah. Is this fucking so great? Thank you very much! (laughing) Dad is making a YouTube video! Oh my god. Okay, okay, enough bullshit. Alright. Here is... (mumbling) Uh-oh. Here's some context of what we are looking at. So, Skiggity Big said I needed a download of this, okay? And I don't think I've seen this. Although I may have. I'm not 100% sure. Okay? Mm-kay. Um... But, this is a little preview of what we're going to watch. And then I have not seen this second one that we're going to watch afterwards. No, T-Mac, we're going to talk Astros. I promise we're going to get to some sports. We're going to talk Astros. And we're going to talk to some Olympics. I got a couple of Olympic stories I want to get to as well. So, but yeah, we're going to, I'm going to get to that. I'm almost done. I just, I promise Skiggity Big, I would do this. So, we're going to get to this as well. Alright, so here is... Um... Apparently, well, you take a look and listen. Check this out. Because I went on Howard Stern to perform What's Up with the Youth, which was this song that Michael said would be number one. I think that's very important to hear that. Michael says it would be number one. Michael Jackson told Corey Feldman this song would be number one. And instead it turned into this complete lunacy, lampooned, ridiculousness that went completely viral 20 years later. What I want to do is I want to give you a redo on that song that you did on Howard Stern. Oh. And we don't want to mess it up. Nobody's going to be dancing with you. You do it your way. You do you. So, we're going to get to that. But first, but first, but first, ladies and gentlemen. First, we have to watch the original. The one that was lampooned on Howard Stern. So, let's watch that first. What's up with the youth? Oh, let's see here. Yeah. For us as a brand new song. Let me give you this as a brand new song. Oh, oh, okay. Here we go. For us as a brand new song. What's this song about? Bitch. It's called What Up Bitch. There we go. Now to get this in the proper order here. Oh, so beautiful. All right, here we go. For us as a brand new song. What's this song about? The song is about, it's called What Up With Youth. And it's about, what's up with the youth in America today? Gang violence, drugs, and that kind of thing, trying to make the world a better place. Hey, I could relate to that for sure. Let me tell you something, man. I'm not kidding. I really think that's good for the youth, you know? Have you read this yourself? Yeah. You wrote it yourself? You can already tell Howard just fuck away. Let's check the quarry right now with the song. Let's all start dancing, baby. Go ahead, Cory. Jesus. Howard. ♪ ♪ What the? What's that? Was that like a miniature Kamala? ♪ ♪ What up, Howard? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ Oh, I feel like shock had this outfit as a youth. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I don't really feel like he's sick. I could be wrong. Is that a blow of no? What the hell? ♪ ♪ ♪ Jokers and shit. Shock has that outfit right now. ♪ This is fantastic. ♪ This is... Tiffany's had the random old guy in the crowd. I know, right? ♪ Velvet is the answer to world peace and unity in this country, right? ♪ I'm not voting for Kamala. Uh-uh. I'm not voting for Trump. Uh-uh. Feltman 2024, baby. ♪ Oh, my God. I'm making shirts. Oh, my God. Come back, King 2024. Let's go. ♪ Uh-oh. Damn, they got bushed with milk, guys. That's fantastic. ♪ ♪ ♪ This is so great. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ You know, he's like, "You guys are not taking this serious." This is the goddamn serious song about the youth. ♪ I can't believe you went on Howard Stern and didn't get taken serious. Uh-oh. ♪ He's like, Howard, get the fuck out of my shot, Howard. ♪ I would be so pissed at that. I'd be like, "Thank you very much, thank you very much." "Thank you, that was great, everybody. That's it for Club Howard this week. The great play fell to what's up with you. Come on on." I'd be like, "You know what, Howard? Don't mock me." ♪ I would punch Howard in the face." I'd be like, "Don't mock me, bro. Don't mock me." I'm over here saving the goddamn youth, Howard. What's up with youth? Not what's up with the youth. It's just what's up with you. No, you're wrong, T-Mac. You're wrong, T-Mac. You're wrong. Get it right. What's up with the youth? ♪ Wrong. It's what's up with youth. Did you say "yutes"? My cousin Vinny, did you say "yutes"? No, I don't believe he did say anything other than, "What's up with youth? What's up with youth?" It's craziness. Now, ladies and gentlemen, now we have a redemption story. Now we come to the payoff. Now, ladies and gentlemen, howie Mandel is giving him his redemption all these years later. Are we ready? Are you ready? I'm ready. Here is the comeback king's redemption for "What's Up with the Youth." ♪ Oh, shit. 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