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A Quick Stop At Johnny's House: Who Would Play Us?

For a quick stop at Johnny's House... Is chivalry dead? Where are the good men? If Johnny's house was a movie. what celebrities would play us?

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22m
Broadcast on:
08 Aug 2024
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To be so successful, he seemed like he's just an average guy. - We don't even know who he is, and we feel like we know him. - Yeah. - He's a good looking guy, and he's funny. - Yeah. - He could be a jerk, even though he doesn't seem to be. - No. - He seems like he's clearly a nice guy to his girl, but also to everybody else. - I've seen video of him just walking to him and walking down the street in New York. It's like, "Hey Ryan," and he goes, "Hey, how you doing?" - Yeah. - Well, I would be like, "Ahh!" (laughing) "Back off!" What's the one they sayin' about them? - Well, I saw this interview of Blake Lively, 'cause she too came out with the movie. And she was talkin' about how when she and Ryan were first dating, he would send flowers to her every week with a little message, like an inside joke between both of them. And he would do this every week. And like, you know, jokingly, they were like, "This is why we have four kids, and why we love each other so much." And me and my difficulty is tryin' to find man out here. I'm over here thinkin' like, "Yo bro, is Shiver really dead or not?" Because you hear something like that's super romantic, but like, does it happen to the average person? - You know what? I'm old school. And no, I'm Shiver is all the way. That's just the only thing I know. But I do think that there is a generation where it's just not taught. It's a sad thing about it. It's not like they know and they don't wanna do it. In a lot of cases, they just don't know. - It's a lot of what you see. - Yeah. - Like, so I didn't specifically teach my son that, but he saw me leave notes for my wife and cards for my wife and stuff for my wife all the time when he was younger. - Yeah. - And so he'll do that. - Yeah. - 'Cause he saw it. - We walking out of the elevator at my son's doctor's appointment the other day, and there was a woman that said, "I didn't mean, I didn't, she opened the elevator. She didn't know when you pushed the button, and it was gonna open." I said, "No, come on in." And then we were about to leave and we paused a second. And, you know, I extended my eyes. She said, "Well, I thank you." And he's my son. I didn't know what we were all standing there. I'm like, "Well, then you just put your hand in that direction." - Right. - And no, he goes, "Oh, really? Yeah, that's how it's done." So for me, it's just, my dad was like that. My dad was not, I mean, he was, he was awkwardly romantic. (laughing) - That's cute, though. - My dad would be the one who picked up the rose at the 7-Eleven. - Yeah. (laughing) - You know? - That's still cool. - I was thinking about it, you know? And I was like, "Wow, that rose looked dead." But my mom was like, "Ah." - So would you say that's like the most sweetest, most like thoughtful thing you've done? - Me? - A partner? - Oh no, I do it all the time. It's a part of me. I don't wanna go on air and talk about it. But I tell you, anybody I've dated can say, "Yeah, he might have been that," but you know what? (laughing) - He's got that. - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - That's thoughtful. - Yeah, very thoughtful. Yeah, I am a romantic, a hopeless romantic. I believe in that stuff. And the thing is, and it's sad that there's a generation of kids that just don't know. - Yeah. - You know, you can tell them, and I see guys all the time, they'll be on a date and just walk right in front of the girl. I'm like, "Dang, bro." - Yeah. - You open car doors, I mean, walk in front of me. Those are just normal things. - Yeah, yeah. - I switch sides of the road when I'm walking with my wife to make sure I'm on the outside. - Yes! - All of it's like, it's just random stuff. It's just what I do. - It's funny 'cause I've been teaching, 'cause I have one of each, a boy and a girl. So it's like, I try to teach my son, like these things too, but I also try to teach my daughter. Like, it's also nice to do something for like, whoever you love, you know? - Don't know, oh yeah. So you just, no reason you don't see it. - I mean, I am the evidence. - Did they open the doors? Do they, I mean-- - No, yeah, I mean, those are like the basic things, but like the core, like true romantic thing that you never see, like the little notes in the flowers, I mean, I mean, okay, it's every week, that's all you gotta have the money to do that. - Yeah. - But like, honestly-- - But really, honestly, you don't though. - Let's see, I wouldn't know. - Listen, listen, listen, listen. - There are no zos at all. - Yeah, and you know what, Kim gives to me flowers every single time they're bo-gos and I don't even care that they're bo-gos, it's the fact that you saw it, it was like them doing it. - It just happened yesterday, right? - Yes, my son works at Publix. - Yeah. - We'll come home with flowers for my wife and have them on the counter when she wakes up in the morning. It's just what he saw me do. - Yeah. - I mean, not to dish your choices in the reason, but I think you fishing in the wrong lakes. - It must be. - You're catching bo-bo fish. - You know, it's terrible. - But you know what? - The streets are rough. - I had to have a conversation with a good friend of mine and I said, "Bro, seriously, man, you're going the same track." - Yeah. - Yeah. - You don't get off the hamster wheel, you're always going to be chasing the wrong cheese. - And you've been on the same track for 20 years, bro. Get off of that one. - Yeah, no for real. But like, you know, it's nice to see that romance is still like a thing up there, so. - Yeah, the thing that, I mean, I knew it was all crazy when people are having debates like, "Who should pay on a first date?" For me, that's just, I pay. - Yeah. - No, you know, but hey, she wanted to go out. But if I ask you out, I offer to pay on every day. - Yeah, it's not so rough for me to the point where I'm like, "No, no, no, 50/50. "50, I gotta stop, I gotta cut that, I gotta cut it." - If you saw me 50/50, I'm like, "Don't embarrass me like that." - Okay, see, that's the kind of man that I need around. You know what I'm saying? - Don't, don't, don't. I've never not offered to pay. - Yeah. - And if you swoop in and go, "No, I'll get half," or whatever, or "I'll pay." - Okay, cool. - That's how I am. - I take care of it. (laughing) - She knew what she wanted on the prime-cut medium. - She's like, "You Johnny Magic." - Y'all still had that asparagus today. It's not on the menu with the bacon wrap. And I'm sitting there going, "Bruh." I was like, "Somebody hit me for a meal date." - Damn. (laughing) - We talked about that before when I got on date just going, "Yeah, for a meal." All right, I want to find out that you feel that Shivery is dead, is done, or you still see it, like alive in your relationship, or in your marriage? Is it still there, or do you think that it is gone? 407-919-1067-8777-919-1067. The XL mobile is always available to text. It's 41067 live streamers. It's Shivery dead, social media will throw it up there. Gonna hook somebody up with a pair of tickets to Taste Central Florida on 3rd annual culinary celebration, Saturday at the Signe Up by Hilton Orlando Bonnet Creek. I just want to find out from you. Do you feel that Shivery's dead in your relationship, in your marriage, or overall? 407-919-1067-8777-919-1067. We're gonna hear from you now in Johnny's house today. It's gonna be very hot outside today, and the rain chances are down to about 40%. The storm is out there, it's hitting the Carolinas right now. Partly cloudy today, it is 83 right now. That's the question, is Shivery dead? Do you still see it? Or is it just something that's just gonna go in time? We want to find out from you. Let's talk from Titusville Bryan, Bryan Good Morning. - Hey guys, good morning. - All right, so what do you think? - You know, I try to do as much Shivery around me as possible with my kids, and just in general. But it's not so much the Shivery's dead, it's also the reactions, like opening the door for somebody. Nobody says to thank you, they just walk through. So I make it a point to be like, "You're welcome, have a great day." But I was actually at Monster Jam last weekend, and I've seen this little old Spanish lady coming back with drinks and food for her kids, for her grandkids. And instead of making everybody in her row get up, she came past me and my row, which was one, two rows up, and tried to get down the seats so she didn't have to bother nobody, which I thought was pretty nice of her. And so I'd literally step down one level, grab her hand and help her get down to her grandkids. - Oh. - You know, she was willing to waste money and drop drinks to get over top of people instead of making them stand up. - Yes. - I mean, I'm an 80s baby, a 90s teenager. It was more chivalry back then, but I mean, it's just a problematic thing too because people don't like to be touched, so if somebody drops something, picking something up as a 50/50 chance of a good screen guy. - Yeah. - I mean, but yeah. - You know what? - I've been traveling a lot to Charlotte to see my mom, and I always see, I've seen two things happen. If there's a woman that has a heavy bag, and a guy will say, "Well, can I help you with that?" Sometimes they say, "Oh, thank you so much." And sometimes, "No, I got it." I'm like, "Wow." So when you have that happen a couple of times, you say, "You know what? "I ain't gonna ask anymore." (laughing) - You know? - I do notice that 20 years ago, it's still the same way this way now, is the farther you get away from the city, the nicer people are. The farther you get away from bigger metropolitan areas, the nicer people are. If you go up North, past South Carolina, people start, "I thank you and do what there's close to." Like, manners are actually there. - Yeah. That's the thing we need to ask about is manners, man. Hold on one second, Brian. Let's see, from Davenport, Rosie. - Good morning, guys. - Is this Rosie Rosie? - Rosie Rosie. - Hey, Rosie Rosie. - What's life's dream? How are you? - Good, what do you want to say? - It's totally dead. (laughing) - In the middle of the day, they tell you, you know, I expect a woman to pay for half of this stuff. - Halfway through the day, they say that? - Oh, yeah. - So how do you have it? And so, you know, so what are you into? I mean, what are your hobbies? And oh, by the way, we're going 50/50 on this. (laughing) - Well, I like the lioness. I like the woman to be as much of participant on the bill as I am. - I like that line. - I've never heard that line before, but I'm going to say the same thing I said to Naurice. I think maybe you fishing in the wrong lake. - Yeah, Rosie, what's wrong with us? - It's not just me, my friends, too. - Well, they're in there fishing in the wrong lake. - I'm not here. - I don't know if that fish is up there. - Maybe all good guys are just gone. - I just like that. (laughing) - I like my lady to participate equally on the date. (laughing) - Right. - That's amazing. - That's a very nice one. - So when you start in half the day, that's when you come back with a, it's something developed out of that relationship. So say, everything is halfway. You do your own laundry, you do your own cleaning, your own cooking, you know, because it's divided halfway. - Yeah, yeah, you hold on a second. - Inflation is just so bad. So they're just like, we're going half these. - Next time I go on, I like my lady to participate. - I'm doing this for you. - Yeah. - 'Cause I want you to feel like you participate in this day. - You participate in this day. - Right, what's over there? - Not dead, but as a nurse, somebody says, I think they meant nourees, that's weird. But they're like, they want to consider that chivalry is not considered bare minimum, but appreciation is just something that should be expected. - Yeah. - So a guy does send flowers, gifts, or small gestures. They're seen as like, you know, weak or whatever, but I'm like, I don't know about that. - It depends on, honestly, depends on the person. - Yeah, and then you can kill chivalry by not appreciating the stuff that comes your way. - For real? - Yeah. - Quickly, 'cause the quickest way to make someone stop doing something is to not appreciate it. - Not appreciate it. - Absolutely. - Brown over there. - XL mobile power by Attorney Dan Newland in a wreck, need to check. It's a no brainer call, Attorney Dan Newland. So, Dan Newland, someone said not dead, just very hard to find. And they said a lot of the problem now is everyone's focusing on themselves in general. - All right, Brian, I'm gonna hook you up to pair of tickets to taste Central Florida 33rd, annual culinary celebration happening Saturday. Ms. Ray, what's up? - Nelly was arrested. - Thursday, and don't expect a lot of rain today. There's only a 40% chance of that, but it's gonna be hot, man. We're talking about a heat advisory in effect for most of Central Florida going on today. 83 right now. And a lot of people have been talking about the Britney Spears biopic. Now, is this gonna be on like lifetime? Is it gonna be at the-- - No, it's like a movie. - Yeah. - It's a big movie. - Yeah. - All right. And Brian knows some speculation on who's gonna-- - Well, Ray did it in celebrity news the other day. There's a big list of people that everyone thinks would be the best. - Okay. - To play all of the major characters, but then yesterday some more came out and her actual assistant was suggesting that Emma Roberts play Britney Spears. - Okay. - And that Timothy Chalamet play Justin Timberlake. - Okay. - And I thought it was pretty good. - Yeah. - And so everyone's just kind of having fun with who could play all the big, 'cause they're big names. It's Justin Timberlake. It's a Britney Spears Colin Farrell's gonna be in it. I mean, there's so many big names in real life and you gotta find someone to play those people. - Wow. Okay, so we thought we'd have a little fun this morning and say if they did the Johnny's house, the movie, who would play members of the show? - It would be titled Good Morning, Good Morning, Good Morning. - That's right. - The Johnny's house story. - I like it. - Now, I got a little selfish doing the break and I only thought about myself and I ain't cash y'all. - Oh, thanks. - Well, that's not fine, man. - Not cool, dude. - I know, I know, I know, I know, okay. For me, Ryan, of course, would be the guy, I can't think of his name, he played E in Entourage. - I think it's Kevin Connolly. - Yeah, Kevin Connolly. - Well, that's your twin. - That would definitely be Ryan. Ray, because just right off the bat, I would just say, because you come to mind when I saw you blink lively. - Okay, I'll take it. - I would give you that. And Norese, what's the name of Vagaro? - Sofia Vagaro. - Sofia Vagaro. - Oh, okay, I'll take that. - I'll give you that. - All right, I'll take that. - Okay, and me, because, you know, I was hit 30 years, I wanted a new actor for each, you know, 10 years. - Well, that's what I was thinking would be tough for us, 'cause we've been here for so long. Do you want younger versions? So I just kind of went in the middle. - So I got three. Now, the young Johnny will be played by Caleb McLaughlin. If y'all don't know who he is, he's the guy that plays Lucas Sinclair in Stranger Things. - Okay. - Okay. - All right, the middle, the second 10 years would be Michael B. Jordan, of course, he would play. And then the older me, I would like Eddie Murphy, 'cause I think he can pull that off. - Okay. (laughs) - All right. - I think he can pull that off. All right, me, who you got? - All right, so for Norese, I was thinking I went with Jenna Ortega. - Okay. - Okay. - All right, all right, all right. She's from Wednesday, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. - Yeah, they love her. - Okay, yeah, I can see that. - So, and then for Ray, I went with Vanessa Hudgens. - Oh, I love Vanessa. - That's a good line. - 'Cause you kind of look similar to her a little bit, and yeah, I like her. - Okay. - And for myself, I threw out either Chris Pine or Jason Sudeikis, either one of them would work. But Chris Pine's a little bit too jacked up, but I mean, if he has thinned them out a little bit. - Yeah. - And then for Johnny, the two I thought of off the top of my head were Donald Glover or Tyrese. - Or Tyrese. - Ooh. - Okay. - Tyrese can't act for crap. (laughs) So, he is the worst actor I've ever seen. So, I'd hate to put that one on you. But I mean, he is an OG. - Yes. - But Donald Glover is a good actor. - Okay, okay. - So, I would go, if I were you, I'd get you a choose. I'd put Donald Glover if I were you. - All right, all right. All right, Ray, what'd you see? - Okay, so for Norese, I had Gina Rodriguez. Do you know who that is? - I'm looking at her right now, yeah. - So, I'm-- - Okay. - Gina Rodriguez. - I don't know exactly what she was in recently. She's, oh, she's-- - Oh, she's-- - You know what I'm talking about? Gina Rodriguez, I would say for you. For me, I chose Mila Kunez. I just loved her so much. - I like her a lot too, now I'm just gonna pick her, but she's a little older, so I went with someone younger. - Jane the Virgin. - Jane the Virgin, yes. - That's what it is. - Okay. - And then for Johnny, I do have Denzel. - Of course. - Let's go. - I do love this, so Denzel. - Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. - Welcome to Johnny's house. (laughs) - And then for Brian, I don't know why, automatically thought of David Spade. - No, young David Spade. - Young David Spade. - Young David Spade, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, he looks a little rough now. - No, no, yeah. - But like, young David Spade, I can see that. - Yes, yes. - I jumped in on that way, yes. - He's funny, too. - No, he was on my list, too. But then, like-- - We're talking about Joe Dirt. - He's older. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, and no reason, what you got? - Okay, so for Johnny, I did Idris Elba. - Yeah, he can do the wrong thing. (laughs) - Okay, for Brian, it was difficult because it's like, today, yesterday, I don't know, a version, so immediately, just because of comedy, I went with Jack Black. - Jack Black? - He's a little old and heavy, but okay. - No, nothing, you're old and heavy. No, nothing like that. - You're looking at the humor. - The humor side, yeah, yeah. - The humor side, yeah. - Okay. - I also thought Elijah would. Like, the look of it could be there. - Oh, yeah. - Okay, okay. - For Ray, Aubrey Plaza. - Okay, I got to look that up. - She's that sarcastic person that's like, "Oh, no." - Oh, yes, I like her. - Yeah, she's funny. - Yeah, she's good. She's got that like, resting B-face kind of thing, but she's like, "So funny, Aubrey Plaza." - Yeah, Aubrey Plaza. - Yeah, I can see that. - Yeah, and then for me, I thought the same thing, Jenna Ortega or Selena Gomez, just because Latinas. - Yes, very good, very good. All right, we want you to go ahead and cast. It's called, "Good morning, good morning, good morning." Johnny's house morning show story. Got four tickets to Disney on Ice at the Kia Center Friday, August 30th. Tickets on sale right now. And the first person to call up and cast me is Juan, thank you, Will. I'm hanging up on you. - Oh, my God. - I'm gonna tell you that right now. Your chances of winning is gonna be out the window. So if you want to risk it on a joke, 'cause I know what you're gonna say, you call up right now. - Do it. - 407, now a 9, 1006, 7, 877, 919, 1006, 7. If you still want to play, you can text the XL mobile. It's 41067, live streamer, social media will put it up there. Who would you cast as us? Four tickets to Disney on Ice. Just having fun on the radio. 407, 919, 1006, 7, 877, 919, 1006, 7, pocket. Partly cloudy, 40% chance of rain. Heat index of 107, it's 83 right now. All right, everybody wants to know who's gonna play Britney Spears in her biopic. So we said, "Let's have some fun with it." Okay, it's called, "Good morning, good morning, good morning." It's the Johnny's house morning show story. Who would be the actors or actresses to start in that? And I am a lot. So my red text is in. - I saw it. - You say it? I'm hanging up on you. - I'm not gonna say it. I'm not even gonna read that text. - You're lucky you didn't get blocked. - I'm gonna hang up. - All right. I ain't even been over there, I might block him. All right, from Samford, Evan, Evan, good morning. - Good morning, how you guys doing today? - All right, cast us, man, what you got? - All right, for Nuri, I'm gonna put Penelope Cruz on her. - Okay. - All right. Then for, I kind of think of anybody beautiful for Ray, but I'm going through a Jennifer Gardner out there for her. - Okay, not here. - Is he going out there? All right. All right, I'm going to do compos for Brian, and then please don't hang up on me. I hope this is not the guy you're talking about. Samuel L. Jackson. - Okay. Good morning, good morning, good morning. Damn it. - Yeah. - But see, if Brian was Tom Cruise, he would overshadow the whole movie, because he's Tom Cruise. - Yeah. - Stop it. - He would be epic. - Yeah. - I could jump off the building every time I turn the mic off. - What's that, Evan? - I said, Tom Cruise wasn't always the main character in movies. - Oh, gotcha. - Was it like with a mask on or something? - I don't believe he was ever not the main character, quite honestly, but I, yeah, I mean, I'll take it, I'm short like Tom Cruise. - Yeah. - All right. From Apaka, Lewis, good morning. - Hey, good morning, everybody. - All right, cast the movie, man. What you got? - All right. So I got Ray as Anna Kendrick. - Okay. - Okay. - All right. - Then I got BG of Aaron Paul. - Okay. - Aaron Paul from Breaking Bad. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - But yeah, I like that, bitch. - Yeah, so you're pretty good. All right, I got Noref as Michelle Rodriguez, the one from "Fath and the Furious." - Okay. - Okay. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, she's a baddie. - I can say that. - Yeah. And then Johnny, don't worry. I got Lauren's fish burn. - That's another one said that. Somebody else said that. - Yeah. - All right. All right. All right. Hold on. See, everybody know who it is. - Yeah. - Every time they get in, I'm like, oh, here, come on. - Here it comes. From what a garden, Ewin, Ewin, good morning. - Hey, good morning, guys. - All right. What you got? - All right. So now this is like in a portrayal of just these certain movies that are in, not so much like the actors they are. - Okay. - But like for Ray, I was thinking of Aubrey Plaza. She was in Mike and David wedding dates. - Yeah, that's what Noref said. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I can see that. - I wanted to kind of with the potty mouth. - Yeah. - Second one for Brian, I was choosing Jamie Kennedy, but I have to do the role for when he was a Malibu's most wanted. - Oh, it's so good. - Oh, okay. - Burn the wreath. Now there's no one of them disrespect, but I think the only one that can really say, "Let's go!" is Woah Vicky. - Oh, woah Vicky! - Oh, it's horrible. - You don't want that. - You don't want that. - No, no, no, no, look at her. - She's like, well, you can't. She's like a little YouTuber. - But it's not my look. - What's her look? - Woah Vicky. - Woah Vicky. - She's his real hood. - Yeah. - All right. And then for Johnny, there's a two part, right? I think in all aspects, young to old, then Zoe would do good. - Okay. - Because when there was a narration, it would be narrated by Morgan Freeman. - Uh, Johnny's down here on the radio. Back in Charlotte. North Carolina. All right, hold on a second. Ray, what is it? - Okay, so for Johnny, Michael B. Jordan, Brian Ryan Reynolds. - Okay, he's just too tall. - Yeah, yeah. - Uh, for me, Julia Sweeney. - Okay. - And then, Norece Dua Lipa. - Okay, I'll take that. - All right. - Those are like the best ones, yeah. - And me. - XL Mobile Power by Attorney Dan Newland. In a wreck. Need a check. It's a no brainer. Just call Attorney Dan Newland. There's a bunch of them on here, but this one's a little different. So I'll go with it. Johnny, Idris Elba. - Okay. - For me, Charlie Day, which it does make sense. He's the guy from Horrible Bosses, the one who's the dental assistant. - Yes! - He's in a fist fight with Ice Cube. Did I show you? (laughs) - So, that one's actually pretty good. - Yeah. - Norece Gina Rodriguez. - Uh-huh. - And Ray, anyone beautiful and fun. - Aw. - Aw. - Oh. - Lowest room pop. Gonna hook you up for tickets to Disney on ice at the Kia Center Friday, August 30th. 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