What the Podcast?

Ep. 188 - What the Padres Fan?!

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Broadcast on:: 26 Jul 2024
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(upbeat music) - Welcome back to What the Podcast. I'm Ryan. - I'm John. - Together we are. - Ryan and John. - Sorry for coughing in your ear just now. - It's okay. - On the couch, as always, my lovely wife, Cara Tafoya. - Buzzing in my ear. - Love. - Oh, what is that? - Your cough. - Reference, too. Oh, sorry. And joining us this week, Annie, the Scove Scovement. - Hey. - Always fresh, never frozen. John, speaking of which, got a little something for you. - Ooh. - First, summer, merch drop of the year. - What? - This is for you. - That always fresh, never frozen, key chain. - Chained, whoa. - Always fresh, never frozen. Wait, let me, maybe I can. - Don't worry, I'm even going to mess up. - It's literally not, it's just your fist. - That's fine. - Yeah, yes, to talk to if you did that, but. - Well, we'll cut in a picture right here. - Yeah, sure. - Always fresh, never frozen. John, you do have to peel off the little, there's a little plastic film on it. - Oh, look, okay, okay. All right, how many of these do we have? - This is a limited run, so obviously we all get one. - Is it on the front side? - More awesome. - The front side. - We are going to also be sending one to each of our Patreon supporters. - Hey. - Hey. - And, so that's already eight, right? That's eight key chain. - We have 10 key chains to give away. - One trade, 'cause we have eight. - We have 10 key chains to give away. Which means we have room for two more Patreon supporters to jump on if you sign up right now for that $4 a month. - Get the total limited, it's a $10. - It's a limited run. - Limited run, all right. - Yes. - This is great, man. - So, head on down to the link below. Sign up for Patreon, get a free, always fresh, never frozen key chains. Support your local podcasters. - Also, if you don't feel like having another key ring on your keys or whatever, put it on, you can take it off and that little rubber nubbin, you can just pop that right off and it pops back in. - Carrie, do you happen to have your keys on you right now? - No. - I was going to say, you're getting this from the queen of key chains right now. She absolutely knows how to key chain up. - Oh, okay, okay. - And he's got hers, let's see that. - Nice. - Nice. - Never frozen. - Nice, fresh, never frozen. - That did so fun. - So fun. So, we're going to be sending those out. - Well, that's fun. - And for the audio listeners, you can also not see this, but they are in our classic podcast colors. - Yeah. - Always fresh, never frozen. - Love and in our signature font. - In our signature font. - Well, we love it. Love it here. - That is so cool. - So, we're coming down the pipe for John over there. - I was saying it to my brother a lot. - Oh. - He's a big fan of the show. - Oh, he's got-- - Oh, he's got one. - He's a good one. - He's actually-- - He's actually a good supporter. - So, he's gonna help. - So, he won't be getting one. - Hey, there's still time. - We have eight Patreon supporters. We have four of them, there's four of us. - Okay, hey, how about a little bit of secrecy? - Okay, yeah. - Okay. - We have 800-- - One I'm saying is there's time. - If we had 800 Patreon supporters, we would not be there. - And look, I'm not gonna hold it against you if you sign up for a month and then cancel it, just to get the heat changed. But, you're gonna get in there, you're gonna start round and round, you're gonna see all the perks, and you're gonna go, wow, I'm gonna support these guys forever. - Yes, heard, heard Chef. - Period. - Listen, there perks to hanging around this crew. - I would say so. - You gotta perk this morning for me. - Name some of them. Oh, you're talking about-- - The Jersey. - The Jersey. (audience cheering) - I got the Joe Musgrove basketball jersey from one Laura Albrecht. - Yeah, she loves you, man. - I love that woman, I'll tell you. - She loves you, and she has associated you with the Padres so hard, so. - I love that. More than you, more than her-- - More than me? - More than her super fan, son. - I'll be on par. - I'll tell you what, we, I do have a story, kind of, Padres adjacent. We went to a Padres game last night. - Awesome. - Awesome, pro-far, freakin' knocked it out, double to send two boys home. - Crazy. - Big plot twist turn of events there. The whole crowd was going crazy. - And a fireworks show. - Fireworks show. - I'll tell you what, it felt very summer vibes last night. Very summer vibes, I said to Cara, it was even better than like 4th of July fireworks show. - So, for these fireworks shows, they used to do like, these to bring these giant like, fireworks machines on the field. - Yeah, so cool. - And it would be like, lifted up from the field. Ever since they read it, Gallagher Square. - That's where it happens. - They fully like, made it. - Built in? - Built in fireworks out in Gallagher Square. So, at like, eighth inning, they have to clear out Gallagher Square. And everyone in Gallagher Square gets to go on the field. - To watch the fireworks, oh that's sick. - At the very end of the game, they open up the, the bullpen and they let everybody that was out there onto the field in this like, little gated area. - There weren't very many. 'Cause, we went into extra innings, people probably went home. - Legendary, I'll tell you that much. - So awesome. - Yeah. - So fun. - But my Padres adjacent story is, last night, I should say yesterday, Cara was gonna meet me from work. And she was like, hey, I'm getting off work early. I'm gonna go straight to the game, so I'll meet you there. I was like, I don't wanna have two cars down there. - Sure. - I'm gonna take San Diego's public transportation. - Love it. - He told me. - Love it. Like, tall. - We, like, I'll take the trolley, then you'll take me back to the trolley. - We've taken the trolley before down to the game, which is great. - Yeah. - But you still gotta park your car at, you know, the station or whatever. - Sure, sure. - I hopped on a San Diego MTS bus. That's right, the classic took the bus. - Oh, no way, awesome. - Yeah, and I documented the whole thing on my Instagram story. Tell you what, now, in the middle of the day, 4 o'clock in the afternoon, can't recommend it enough. Get on that bus. Into the evening, not so sure. There was definitely some characters. And after nightfall, that might be a little more difficult to manage. - You took the bus back? - I took the bus, no, no, I didn't. But I was just like, I was kind of projecting out. Like, if I was on this bus and it was nighttime, I'd be a little concerned. - Yeah, definitely not. - It's hard because public transportation is so necessary. - I don't know, we saw that bus when we got home last night and it looked pretty empty in there with normal people. So, just takes one word. - You had to pay three dollars, doesn't give you change? - Now, oh, by the way, John's looking at my Instagram story right now. Yes, there's a little machine that does not make change for you, but I saw a lot of people had the tap cards. - Yes. - Which is basically like a metro card if you've been to, you know-- - Any city that has a functioning metro? - Yes, absolutely. But they've got a little tap card, tap, 250, get on the bus. You can take it to any stop. You can get-- - It's like called like a Ponto card or something like that. - Ponto card, you're right on. - Your story makes it seem like you were paying-- - I just broke a new ground on this thing. - You were like, you were paid to promote MTS? - Oh yeah, no, not at all. 'Cause your stories were like, oh yeah, such a great way to get around today. - It was, it was great. They should pay the-- - Hey, free transfer. You get on that bus, which takes you to the trolley station. You ride the trolley for free. - Oh. - You've already-- - Oh, for dollars. - So you've already kind of paid for like your whole travel. Like I'm starting at home. I wanna get to Petco Park. They're like, we'll get you on any form of transportation to get you there. - Yeah, I looked at that 'cause there's a bus station right out here inside my house. And I was like, 'cause you can take that to the trolley station and then take the trolley down, but I'm like, eh, it's too much work. - It kind of was. I will say the hardest part of the whole thing, once it got going, my journey was great. I had to wait like 25 minutes for the bus. - Yeah. - They say they come every 20 minutes. - No. - But it was late, you know? And the guy, I could've gone right when I went across the street to get changed. I came out and the bus was just blasting by. I was like, okay, well, now I'm really, truly waiting the full amount of time. 'Cause if they don't see somebody at that bus stop, they just-- - We learned that this bus goes from OB all the way to Old Town. - There's like a whole route that just goes (speaking in foreign language) - You guys saw a great game last night. - Yeah, we did. And I nearly missed that opportunity, which is hilarious. - I know. - I think that's so awesome. But I was genuinely so excited for you guys to go. - For John, I was texting him at 11.30 a night, and I hit him with his greatest fear, the unscent message. - Yes, yeah. 'Cause I woke up and I was like, uh, uh. - Oh, something went down. - Well, he's so crazy. I'm usually up till 12 a.m. Like if you ask Jordan, every night, I'm up like tinkering, watching shit, just like hanging out. And that night, I just had like a crazy couple of days. I had a wedding on Saturday till 12, and then I woke up at takes for, you know, for church, and then, you know, I just had a crazy couple of days, so I was like tired. I went to bed at like 9.30 that night, of course. - Of course. - Because maybe if I was awake, I could have locked in my seat there. - Well, you just waited a little too long. - I didn't though, 'cause that was so sweet that you guys got to go together. - Yeah, you know, I mean, so-- - Well, the whole thing-- - And how I've been there, they would have lost. - The whole thing, I could have gone to the game the entire time. - Yes. - We have bougie tickets. - Yeah, what the heck? - Which, you got free, bougie food. - Doesn't matter how we got them. - Before first pitch. Originally, getting off of work, I would have to get there after first pitch. So that's why he was like, well, can I ask someone else? - I was like, I want to, no, I want to make sure we're utilizing the full scope of these generous tickets that we got from somebody. It doesn't matter where. - Yeah, that was good, I won't ask. - Yeah, thank you. - In the future though, even if that does happen, if it's like, oh, something has to meet us late, we can frickin' stock up on that-- - Food? - Can you do that? - Yes. - You ever made an order? - Yes. - No, but it looks so nice. - They give you, you order the food and they give it in the giant brown paper bag. You could order that food 10 minutes before first pitch and be like, can I get three burgers, four chicken sandwiches, it's all free. - And then the rest of the class-- - So you guys had a good time. - Great. - I chose to read about the doctor when I used to work in a chart. He came in for tech support one time and actually, my coworker helped him and he like asked my coworker like, "Hey, do you like," I was overhearing. He sat in the cube next to me. "Do you like the potteries?" He's like, "Yeah, I'm a big potter fan." He's like, "Oh, I got tickets for tonight, you wanna go." - Awesome. - "I wanna give you these tickets," kind of thing. He's like, "I'm not gonna go." He's a doctor, so I assume he makes good amount of money. And the guy's like, "Oh, it's my anniversary." My wife's and I is anniversary. Like we're doing a big dinner thing, whatever. So then he's walking by, the doctor's walking by Mikey by the way out and he goes. And I helped him find my coworker because when he got there, so he kinda knew who I was. 'Cause when he got there, he didn't know where to go and I was like, "Hey, do you like the potters?" And I'm like, "Yeah." He's like, "You want tickets?" And I was like, "Sure." So he gave me tickets. I had no idea what it was, but it was like, I knew it was free parking down there. - Awesome. - It was like the ones behind the plate where you get free food on gaming. - It was home plate club? - Yes. - Awesome. - You gotta go down into this. - Oh my buddy, not really knowing what was going on. Because again, he's kinda gave me the tickets. They were paper tickets. Like that's how long ago it was. And so we sat there and then we realized we could order, like how many of the game we realized we could order and like it's on, like it's free. - Yeah. - And so we were just like ordering a ton of food and I was just like, this is like-- - I'm pretty sure. - Yeah, whoa. - Those, so my parents got, luckily, upgraded. - Okay. - A game. - Just randomly. - They were randomly. - Well. - Because you knew somebody that worked there. - Because they knew people. - They got upgraded to the home plate club, but it was like halfway through the game, all the stuff on the tickets, home plate club prizes. - What are we talking about? - I think it's like $710 for home plate club. - For a one game. - Now if you remember, do you get like discounted? Probably not. - I don't know. - I don't, I don't know. - I think awesome. - While we're talking Padres members, I think it bears addressing that we did lose Ray Albright this past week and we just wanna take a moment and say, "John, we love you and we love your family." And yeah, we lost a good guy. - Yeah, I was just thinking last night, I was like, it's so torturous that the Padres were on such a tear of like walk-offs and just like amazing games. 'Cause I used to talk to my grandpa all the time about the Padres. I grew up going into games, in fact, on the trolley, going down there with my grandpa and my dad. And I'm like, all I wanna do these last couple of days is frickin' text my grandpa. And I'm like, did you see last night's game? And I found out inside of the info, I don't think my parents find that I tell them this, not that I say this, but you know, my grandpa was, they were trying to figure out what to bury a man, 'cause he got married. And they're like, oh, we'll go with the suit, whatever, blah, blah, blah, he wasn't, especially 'cause he was tired, never wore a lot of suits. He didn't have a lot of suits. - Sure. - I mean, he did when he worked in corporate America. - Yeah. - But, and so then they're like, you know what, we're not having a viewing, you know? Let's just bury him in his Padres jersey. - Wow. - So they buried him in his Padres jersey with his Padres hat on. - What? - And some memorabilia that I grew up with. - That's crazy. - That's a lie. - And that makes me kind of miss each other. - Oh my gosh. I was just-- - That is awesome. - I know, it's so amazing. And I was thinking a lot about him. You know, he's the first generation Padres fan. He grew up in Chicago and moved here when he married my Grandma. He's the reason that we're all Padres fans, 'cause he could easily, you know, stay at a Cubs fan. - Sure. - And left this legacy of Cubs and I could have been a part of a terrible organization. And-- - True. True. (laughs) - But, you know, he was a big, big Padres fan. So I thank you for saying something. - Well, of course. - I can't tell you these last couple days, the Padres screw you guys for being so amazing these last two weeks, 'cause-- - Well, maybe there's-- - There's correlation there, I don't know. - Really crappy for a while before that. - For decades, you've been absolutely shitting the bad. - Maybe it's like an Angels in the outfield thing. - I don't wanna speculate, but I think there could be something there. - He's like covering above them, like touching their shoulders, like. - I will say the last game I got to watch with it, and I think I told you this Ryan. It was like, it's the last couple of days, and it was the series where they walked off both of those athletics at the A's. And the last game in that series is when Jackson Merrill had a walk-off on run, and it was just amazing. And ever since then, he's been on tier two. But I was telling my grandfather, he was still, it was like the baby three days before he died, and he was still like awake and coherent. And he, I was telling him, it was like, "Do you like, we walked it off today?" Like, it was amazing, and he's like, "Really?" And he's like, "Are you sure you're not talking "about last night's walk-off?" And I was like, "No, it was another walk-off." And he grabs the remote TV, and he records every game. And he scrolls to the ninth inning, and we watched the entire ninth inning together, and we're just like, celebrate, and kind of relive that moment. And that was the last time I really talked to him. And I will never forget that walk-off, because it was just like such a sweet memory for me to like, sit there, and like I said, he was really intently watching, and we were just laughing, and having a good time. And that was, because everybody kind of got their moment towards the end, and I didn't know what else to do, other than watch the ninth inning in the Potter game. - That was awesome. - That was perfect. - And the walk-off the night that he passed. - Yeah. - Wow. - That was crazy. - Yeah, amazing. - That ring video is crazy. - Yeah, yeah, it was, yeah, it was pretty sweet. So, you know, like, as you had, I, you know, someday the Potter age will win the World Series, and the first time, first of all, I think we'll be in my grandpa. - Of course. - Yeah. - And he'll be in there. - Yeah, totally. - That's good. Man, we, Karen and I got the opportunity to come to a service. You, first of all, great job with the Slide Show. - Oh, that was sweet. - I didn't even have to ask, 'cause I can see your work for sure. You're a big Slide Show, man. Crazy jeans in your family. - Oh, what, my gosh. - Take this as the compliment, because that's how I mean it. - Your dad looks, you look exactly like your father. - Yes, yes. - Like, when he was your age, and when he, you were that, like-- - Yeah. - Absolutely insane. And your grandpa-- - You were tripping out, where you were like, oh, and John's in the picture. - When your grandpa was a teenager. - There was a lot of essence stuff when I was going, you know, so my grandma took ridiculous records. I think I maybe would have said that on the show, before she had 40 albums. You can track my dad's entire life. From when he was born to 2015, when she stopped doing albums. And so I had to go through all 40 of them. Because, you know, you just, I didn't wanna miss an opportunity. - Of course. - And I was telling Jordan, you know, we were sitting there on my computer going through every single photo, and about three albums in, she goes, we need to start speeding this up. She's like, she's like, we're sitting there enjoying every single photo, 'cause, you know, this is so fun. But I saw a lot of my brother in my grandpa's early-- - Yes, so crazy. - Your grandpa was like, so clearly had Dave's features and like his everything. And then it was like, your dad came into the picture and then it was you. We were like, uh-huh. And then even you guys, as little boys, you and your brothers, looked like Dave's kids. - Yeah. - Oh, what? - Yeah, yeah. - Freaking out. - It's crazy, 'cause we always talk about how David's kind of super dad. Like, he'll be like fixing something in the backyard, and he's got like a baby strapped to his chest. And he's got his two other little boys, basically creating chaos. Like when they went on a mission trip down to Mexico, there was this photo of David has hazy on his back, strapped to his back, and the boys are there like, and he's teaching them how to like, put the siding on this house, 'cause they're building like a house down there. Oh, like recently. - Yeah, yeah, it was, and I was like, and then I saw those pictures of my grandpa where, you know, they're all planting plants together where they're working on project. And it's like, my grandpa and his three boys. And I'm like, that's David in his three boys. And so, you know, it was really sweet. And then like to see my grandpa, you know, there's a picture of my grandpa holding Beth when she was a baby. And then the picture of her, him holding scalp. - Yes. - And they're like-- - So precious. - People who side to side, Beth put them side to side, they're like almost identical. - Yeah, absolutely. - He looked the same, and the babies looked the same, it was just sweet. And so yeah, it was a really sweet memorial service. I thought, you know. - And file, I'll say file it also under. I love Laura Albright. She came up, everybody spoke well. - Oh my gosh, what a queen. - Everybody spoke for, you know, their respective time, a few people a little longer. Your mom came up and absolutely like brought the house down. She said, all the rest, she like was talking about how he lived his life to the fullest. And like, she's just so well-spoken. I even text her that day. Like you kind of-- - I did too. - You were kind of the MVP of the day. They're really spoke well. - Yeah, my grandpa like had a very adventurous spirit. You know, my parents bought that house there and now they were nervous about it. It was kind of a stretch for them. And my dad went to my grandpa was like, you know, this is kind of a stretch. What do you think? And my grandpa's like, I can see it now. It's gonna be the family core, like house. - Wow. - Everyone's gonna have be there and we're gonna have all of our greatest moments and all of our greatest grieving moments in that house. I can see it. And it was just a dirt lot. It was not a backyard at that time. - Wow. - And they were building the house when they bought it 'cause it was a new development. And, you know, my dad credits him to being a huge encourager to a lot of those moments over the years. But, yeah, good guy, very good guy. - Great stuff. I mean, we had to mention it, so. - I appreciate you saying so. - Of course. - Thank you. - Of course. - Yeah. - So, that's it. What's the podcast? What else we got today? - Gosh. - I know, sorry, I didn't. - You really? - Didn't wanna bring the house down like that so much, but. - Fine, let's move on to pop culture, eh? - Let's bring, hey. - Or we talk about more death, talk about that surfer. - Oh. - Let's not, okay, fine. - We're there, we're there, absolutely. I just wanna check in with Carole quick. How's your thing going over there? - It's not even halfway. - Oh, okay. - That's a while. - For the listeners, Sabrina Carpenter presale is happening right now, and I joined a waiting room. - Dates went on recording this. - Suddenly, it was like, your turn is coming up, and it's a little man walking, like, on a little bar, like a loading bar. - It's like the loading bar. - It's not even halfway there. - Uh-huh, little man on a loading bar. - So, I'm waiting. - Don't show me 'cause I like the imagination. - It's a little man walking. - It's a little man walking. - That's ridiculous. - And a blue bar. - It's like a little like, bathroom sign guy. - Uh-huh. - And he's just going like this. - This is great for the audio listeners. - Yeah. - It is a bathroom sign guy. - That kind of actually makes me more, like, feel like it's better, because if there were a bunch of bots buying all the tickets right now, it'd be done in a flash. - Oh, I have a feeling it's gonna be, it's gonna go, oh, he just moved a lot. He's still not halfway, though. I have a feeling it's gonna end and it's gonna be like, no tickets left. - Or it's gonna be like, the big packages left. - Yeah, it made a whole announcement where it was like, we're trying to weed out the bots. - Yeah. - But lots of people are buying it, so you still might not get one, Kara. - So, whatever. It's not a big deal. - Sorry. - It's not a big deal. It's fine. We don't even care that much. - There's a surfer. - Yeah. I'm trying to find the article. - Who? Well, I know all the attacks. - Okay. What's the name? - I read about it yesterday. - She is the article. - I don't remember his name. - Okay. - Tamayo. - Tamayo Perry. - The headline says legendary pipeline surfer, Tamayo Perry was killed in a shark attack. - Yes. So Tamayo Perry, 49-year-old lifeguard Anuahu. He was best known as the pipeline surfer in Blue Crush. - Oh. - That was his biggest thing. He did a bunch of stuff for movies. - I think his biggest thing was probably being a pro surfer, but, well, that was what God said. - That's what you may know of us. - He made a second career in movies. He was a buccaneer in the first Pirates of the Caribbean. He was in a surfing movie with Owen Wilson. He was just well-known pipeline surfer on the North Shore. He's a lifeguard on his break two days ago now. - Sure. - Yes, I think two days ago. He went on his break and went surfing in a popular spot in Oahu, and he was found mauled by a tiger shark, missing an arm and a leg. - Do we think the sharks are taking revenge because there's been a lot of shark attacks recently. - There's been a lot. I haven't heard of a lot in Hawaii. I've heard a lot in Florida. - Oh, yeah. It's Florida. - Three different people all had to get amputated in Florida last week. - Oh. - Absolutely insane. - There was that woman recently in Del Mar like a couple of weeks ago, and she got attacked while doing a free swim. - Yeah. - Great. - Great. - Yeah. It's like, are they just like, well, because we don't get tiger sharks out here, right? - We don't get tigers. - We don't get tigers sharks. Hawaii is like the tiger shark central. - Capital. - It has to be a warmer water. - I was going to say, I think it just happens that it's like a seasonal thing. Like every summer the water warms up and the sharks come out, and that's also when people want to go surfing. It's really tragic, but it's just, it's like a numbers game, like it happens to a few people every year. - It's been so many though, I feel like in the last couple of weeks. - John, if it makes you feel any better, more people die every year from vending machine than they do from shark attack. - Same with toasters. - Toasters. - Toasters. - That's die though. - So much the frequency for me. - That's die. Do these people who had to get their arms amputated and like amputated count? - No, the vending machine falls on them. - It sounds like a question of frequency, it's for me, it's like the odds. You know what I'm saying? - I get the odds are low. - The guy, like me, who doesn't really like going in, I mean I like going in the ocean, but the reason I don't like going in the ocean if I ever don't want to is because of all the things that live in it, but also it's like I'm the guy that would get attacked by a shark. - Oh, you think you are the guy that the odds are good for? - I think I'm more afraid of stingrays. - The odds of you getting attacked by a shark on land is zero. - No, I wouldn't say flan shark, I've seen shark nato. - Oh, that's true. - At least one, 100%. - Okay, I'm more, I feel like the Meg is more like understand, like that feels like it could happen, you know, big shark, shark nato, I'm not worried about it at all. - Oh, I'm worried about it. - A tornado full of sharks. - A tornado full of sharks. - I've never heard, I've always heard it the other way. - I feel like if shark nato happened, it would be like all the sharks that are like the little guys, like the little leopard sharks or the like, like the ones that aren't harmful. - Don't you feel like the Meg though, would just like eat you in one bite? - In one bite, like you wouldn't even know it was going on, like it would just go boom. - No, it'd be done. - Okay, true. - So maybe that's kind of more peaceful. - Better than a shark nato. - Yeah. - Do you ever see that movie, John? - The Meg. - No, I'm talking about shark nato. - Shark nato. - I haven't seen it either. - The guy grabs a chainsaw and like a shark nato is coming towards him and slices a shark in half with a chainsaw. - Pretty sick. - That's how ridiculous this movie is. - First of all, I don't even own a chainsaw. So that's not going to happen. - True. - You're shedding. - For me. - When I had just gotten hip surgery, I got hip surgery summer in between my junior and senior year of high school and you know, your kid, it's summer, you want to go to the beach. I couldn't swim, so my friend put me on a boogie board and was just dragging me through the water. And we have this moment, we're like pretty deep, we're at the Hoya, which La Hoya shorts is like known for the sharks. And like summer comes and the sharks all come to have their pups, you know, by the like tide pools over there. I look down and there is a sizable shark underneath me. I can't swim. I'm on this boogie board. - I think that's my worst nightmare is being still in the water and being able to see like those flat bottom boats, like the glass bottom ones, that is terrifying to me. - Okay. - I don't want to see what's under me. - A little clarification, Annie. You couldn't swim at all or you're a bad swimmer. - I, no, I couldn't swim because of her hand. - I can't kick, I can't use my hand. - Oh, oh, because you were, because your hips hurt. - Hip surgery. - Okay, got it, got it, got it. - But yeah, I was bold enough to go in the water. - Yeah, that's crazy. - On a boogie board. - On a boogie board. - God, it's crazy. - And where I like just looked at her, I said, "Take him back, take him back, take him back, take him back." And I just started yelling at her and I was like, "Take me back, take him back." 'Cause I knew if I said shark, she would have left me. - She would have. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And so, I like, take him back, take him back, take him back, she fully convinced that, like, I've destroyed my hip and we have to get surgery again. We get back to shore. We start, I start walking and go, "Thinks." - She's like, "What?" - And I just start walking back on the sea. She's like, "What happened out? Oh, there was a shark I didn't want you to leave me." - He was like, "You didn't tell me? There was a shark?" - 'Cause he was more at risk, you know, kind of swimming. - He's more afraid about that than we are of him. - He's making all the thrashing, you know, or what was pulling you, right? - Yeah, she was. - She was, yeah. - She was. - Every woman for themselves. - She was fucked. - So you put her life at risk, great. - When we learned about Tamayo Perry, yesterday, me and a couple people at work, I was saying how, like, me and another friend, he was saying, like, snorkeling, like, he won't be out there for a long time. - Okay. - And he was like, he said that him and his wife were like, his wife would go out and like, just have not a care in the world, and he would go snorkeling and be, like, looking at every corner for something. And I said how I was only scared one time snorkeling because I had turned around and suddenly a turtle was right there. - Wow. - And then he turned all the way. - And then I scared the turtle away and I was like, "Oh, I'm sorry, turtle." You were just curious, like, but a fricking giant turtle when you're, like, when you're snorkeling, when you're looking for shells, and then suddenly you, like, go up and you're like, "Did you tell them about my ocean attack when I was, I was brutally mauled by a pair of fish?" - Oh, by a pair of fish. - Okay. That's kind of your fault, though. - He did. - He did. - Yeah. - He bit the fish food. - My finger off. - No. Dramatic. - That's not, is that not true, Pera? - The top of your finger. - Pera. - He took an entire chunk out of the tip of my finger. - Did you think you liked it? - What? - When was it? - I gave him a taste for human flesh. - Fish food that-- - This was years ago. - We're not supposed to. But-- - We learned after. - He canceled. - He learned after. - He was from a local in the store. He was like, "You want to buy this fish food?" We were like, "Yeah!" - Turns out. - Yeah. - Illegal. - Bad. - Turns out bad for the fishies. - Hey, do you know how much the pirate paid for his ears piercing? - No. - Buckin' ear. - Oh. - God. (applause) - I got a good one. - Go ahead. - Why did the cantaloupe jump in the pool? - Why? - It wanted to be a watermelon. - Oh, that's-- - That was wild. - Thank you. Thank you. - Oh. - That's from Starbucks. - Cara, that was rough. - Go ahead, John. - I don't have anything. I don't have anything. - You don't have a single bad joke? - No, I don't. I don't. - Come on. Pull something out. - I don't. - You don't have an Uncle John joke? - No, I'm not really the doctor. - No, he is the joke. - Oh. - Boom. - That's rough, Eddie. God. Go ahead, Cara. - Oh, gosh. I don't even know. - You're so hard what you're thinking about. - I don't like on the spot. - I know. I know. You gotta get one just off the dome. - Yeah, I don't have one. - Well, while you guys think about it, let's talk about some pop culture stuff happening. - Go ahead, Eddie. - Yeah, go ahead, Eddie. - Let her rip. Pop culture girl. - Yeah, no, pop culture. Oh. Another sequel is in the works. - What is it? - Country bears, too. - Country bears, too. - No. - No. - No. - I'm just kidding. - No. A little movie. - A little movie. - Country bears, too. - A little song. - A little movie called Freaky Friday. - Oh. - Yeah. - Shut the heck up. - Not a remake. - Not a remake. - A sequel? - A sequel. They did all these pressions yesterday. - Lindsay Lohan. - Lindsay Lohan. - Lindsay Lohan. - Jamie Lee Curtis. - Jamie Lee Curtis. They look incredible. Guess who's coming back. - The kid. - Chad back over. - Yes. - Is he really? - Tell me that Chad Michael Murray and Lindsay Lohan. Switch places this time. - Oh, God. - Oh, wait. Do you think they... Okay, so let's try to script out what does this movie look like. - Oh, it's going to be the classic sequel where Chad Michael Murray and Lindsay Lohan have kids. - Okay. And then the kids. - It's going to happen again. - Jamie Lee Curtis is the grandma. - And Lindsay Lohan and her kids swap again and she's going to be like, "Mom, it happened again." - Yes. - Mom. - And then Jamie Lee Curtis is just playing herself. - I hope it's more than that. - But the crazy thing coming to theaters 2025, so it's already filmed, I think it's... - They're probably in production right now. - It's probably in production right now because it's 2025. Probably summer 2025. - I imagine pretty low stakes like post production. - But what's crazy, the original freaky Friday was never in theaters. - Yeah. - What? - It was only on ABC family. - It aired on ABC. - It only aired on ABC family. - You shook the hell out. - So that's why this is such a big deal. Actually, was it a de-com? - I don't think so. I think it was an ABC family. - Are you kidding me? - I know, I said no, I said no. - Freaky Friday never was in theaters? - No. - Let's confirm that. - That sounded like Jamie Lee Curtis is a big name to not be in theaters. - She was... - She was young though. - No, Jamie Lee Curtis isn't famous and she was like, "No, I know," but I feel like this was like a Disney thing, like... - Well, it was her. - Cara, I hate to break it to you. - It was? - It did air in theaters. - Oh. - In 2003, grossed $160 million at the worldwide box office. - Well, it's gonna get more now. - Whoa, whoa. I wonder if you could see a double feature of Freaky Friday. - Oh. - To the first one and the second. - That's what they should start doing with sequels, where they have it in the same theater, they do the first one. - Do you think that makes the second one worse though, because the nostalgia of the first one? - Yeah, because they are directly comparing it to the original. - Uh-huh. - Which, we're all gonna watch the original before we go to see the sequel. - But... - Have you seen the original original? - Yeah. - Oh, yeah, I don't think I ever finished it. - I've never seen it. - It's like an old '70s. - Yeah, it's like 1968 or something. - But it's like... - Well, yeah, it's the OG. - It's like... Yeah, not as good. - It's same with like the original parent trap, you're like, "The little man is almost at the end." - Oh, little man. - Hello, boy. Here comes the boy. - Would you see a double feature on theater, do you think? - Oh, yeah, absolutely. Oh, back to back. - Yeah, back to back. - I liked... You know what's funny, I was just reminiscing today about Barb and Hymer. - Yes. - From a few summers ago. - Oh, God. Oh, you know the one of those. - I think we need a plan. We need to go card. - Double feature. - A double feature movie. - We've done, we have already done two double features. - I think we need to make it where they're A, both good movies and B, like, different. 'Cause I feel like Freaky Friday and then watching Freaky Friday too just feels like too much Freaky Friday. - Yeah, heard you. - I'll go see that movie, certainly. But like, all at once is kind of like, "Uh, okay." - Yeah, I hear you with Shane. - You know what I'm saying? - I'd like for my birthday this year, I'd like to do a triple feature. - Shut the whole up, triple. - John, what if I told you we put a lot of effort into your birthday in other regards? So let's not push the envelope, eh? - You might get double. - I could go for a triple feature. Have fun. - John, what in the morning? - Pay for one Slurpee, drink it all day long. - John, you don't even know what's coming to you. - Oh, okay. - Oh. - Ryan and I discussed your birthday present. - Uh-huh. - Love. - Oh, Annie. - Love. - No, that's it. - No, I love it. I want to know. That's good. That's good. I had it. I'll say this, but my birthday party is complete. - Care of the little guys. - Yeah, go ahead. - I had a vision last night of a lip sync battle number that has direct correlation to Inside Out 2. - Really? - For you? - Yes, for me. - Are you going to do one? - Are you going to do it? - You're going to be a little anxiety, aren't you? - That's hilarious. - I love that. - Is it going to be just you or are you going to kind of burn your own brain during the reverse a little bit because you kind of did into the reverse, you know? It's not that. - Oh, no. - It's like all my emotions in my head. So to speak. - Am I going to have to produce this? - No. - You are. - You fully are. - Damn it. - You fully are. - You know what? I messed up because I told John that since my number is low key this year, I can help him with the rest of the lip sync. - No, you are going to help with the rest. You're not going to help with my number. I'll do it. Don't worry. I can do it. But yeah, I'm really excited about it. - Of course. - I'm going to have a special guest. - I'm going to have a special guest. - Oh, Jordan. - Jordan is. - Jordan is your anxiety. - It's not Jordan. - Oh, wait. - It's Laura. - It's Laura. It's Laura. - I'm eliminating one person. - He's taking about. - My wife. - It's Bobby. - I'm really. - He's coming back to China. - I know. So Bobby's obviously not coming this year. - Obviously not coming. - Everyone keeps going like, oh, he's going to be there. - He'll be there. - And then he asked my dad to drive him to the airport on Thursday night. And my dad's like, yeah, no. - He's gone. - I'm literally driving him. And then my dad's like, watch him, like, me drive him to LAX. And then he has somebody else there to pick him up. - Totally. - Driving him back. - Totally. - To like, sell the story. And then David, for the back's like, he's not doing that again. It wasn't even funny the first time. - Classic. - Oh, my God. - I just totally killed him. - Got him. - I just want to close the loop on something. I feel like the title "Freaky Friday 2" is a missed opportunity. - Okay. - There's no title out for it. - Freaky Saturday. - There's no title. - Freaky Saturday. - You know what I mean? - No title out yet. - Scary Saturday. - Switch Saturday. - Switch body Saturday. - Okay. - Switch body Saturday. - Oh, that's sweet. - Kind of on the nose, huh? - Yeah, a little. - So you're on the nose. - Freaky Friday is a crazy title for a movie. - Really quick. Not a huge, hugely important news. But I wanted to let everybody know that I had the Taco Bell cheese at menu. - No, that's huge. - You're talking about the Taco Bell cheese at credit ramp. - Let me tell you, this is to give you a perspective on just how meh it is. - Yeah. - I went there after I worked a wedding on Saturday. So I'm like starving. - You're like-- - I don't even just bet anything. - I don't eat a wedding, typically. - Oh, it's so wild. - And so I'm like starving. So it literally could have been like-- - You don't ever take part in the staker fish? - No, I don't. - This is not a good time. - It's hard. The DJ is like a hard time. - 'Cause I have to like kind of keep the music going and do announcements. Anyways, so I went to talk about not for the cheese at menu to be fair. I was just going to go to my normal, you know, five layer burrito whole night. And I saw the cheese at menu. I said, this is my opportunity. So I got the cheese at box. - I love your thought process, by the way. - The cheese at box. - I saw it on the menu. I said, this is where I ordered it. - And it's kind of bad. - What's in the cheese at box? - It's the cheese at-- what's the wrap you get? - The crunch wrap. - Crunch wrap. - Crunch wrap. - And then it's the bean and cheese, or it's like the-- - Bean and cheese at? - The five layer burrito with the cheese at down the center. And it's like-- - Okay. - It's like kind of square. Even the burrito was like kind of rectangular. - Weird. - Because you can see it. It had to put like the long thing in it. But I don't know. I thought it was kind of meh. I don't know what I was expecting, if I'm being honest. But it kind of just tasted like a soggy cheese in a burrito. - I feel like that's not the collab that they think it is. - No, totally not. The one thing that I didn't try that I thought might be kind of interesting is the cheese at tostada. Because that like to me seems very clear cut. Like it's on a cheese at-- - And that's one big cheese at with beans and char cream and stuff on top of it. - And I think to some degree that might be kind of interesting. But like throwing a cheese at it in the center of like a burrito feels so chaotic to me. - Now they do this kind of thing at the Delmar Fair. And I really feel like Taco Bell could capitalize on it. Hot Cheetos. - Oh, that's right. - That feels like a no brainer. But like cheese it feels like kind of a different thing. Like you might as well put like a piece of cake in your burrito. - Yeah, I was so excited for it. I really was. - We were shocked about it when it first came out. - And it was just so unwell made. - I know. I know. Do they still have the Doritos Locos taco? - No. Here's my other thing about Taco Bell. Every single time. - Diarrhea. - No. No. (laughter) - You're brave, Annie. - You're brave. You are brave. - Sorry, go ahead. - Every single time that I have like a go to order they get rid of it. - Oh yeah. - Let's hear it. - They do kind of. - I had my go to order shredded chicken, shredded chicken burrito. - Sure. - Got it. - They don't have shredded chicken burritos. - They got rid of shredded chicken. Then my go to order was the fiesta burrito. Their veggie burrito add chicken. - The anti special. - The anti special. - Got rid of it. Got rid of fiesta burrito. Now they have the chicken cantina burritos. - Okay. - Which is fine, but they have cabbage in them. - It kind of sounds like they're just changing the name. - No, it's fully different chicken and each one. - Okay. Chop chicken, shredded chicken, a big piece of chicken. What? - It's totally different. I want you to know. - Yeah, it sounds totally different. - Totally different. No, the cantina chicken's like marinated and stuff. So now my go to order, which is something they'll never get rid of. So they can just back off. - Potato taco. - No. Cheesy rice and bean burrito. So back off. - Rice bean and cheese burrito. - Yeah. - Classic. - Try to get rid of that. - Good for you, Annie. Stand your ground. - Stand your ground. That's all. - Look at this guy. Stand his ground. Kara, Serena Carpenter updates. - There were literally maybe like six tickets left. And they were all VIP. - How much are we talking about? - $200 and $60 each plus $50 in fees. - That's literally just for the presale. - Annie, imagine she buys those for us. She frickin' hooked us. - She's like, so I got them. - She's like, so I got them. - Online, it says local sale. - And you said you'd pay for them. - Starts the 27th. Local, whatever that means. - Okay, sure. - And then public sales this Friday. - Okay, so we still have chances. - Yes, we still have chances. I kind of want to go. - Should we establish a range? - No, it's true. - Should we establish a range of which we're willing to pay? - I'm willing to pay. - I'm willing to pay $50, which means 75 with fees. - All right, I'm in on that. - I'm in on 75. I'm willing to pay 75. - Yeah. - I feel like any more than that. - There is general. - Dude, we're gonna be curling up the back wall. - General seating, not general seating. Admission. - Admission. - So standing. How much are we talking? - It doesn't say. - It doesn't say. - It doesn't say. - Annie's not about that. Annie doesn't like standing content. - I don't know. - I will say, I'd much rather pay 75 to go sit in the pit. Stand in the pit, then to sit against the back wall. - Yeah. - J is November 10th. Is it like that? - It's a Sunday. - Oh, okay. - It's a Sunday night. - Oh, Sunday night. - I'll say, I'll pay to see her sing. Please, please, please in person. I love that song. - Totally. Dude, maybe we see Barry Key again there. - True. - Oh, I don't care about him. - Yeah, you do. - Oh my gosh. - You love the Irish, Annie. - Oh, I do love the Irish. - So crazy. - You're crazy. - Annie is-- - All of these tickets. - I love the Irish. - I'm already buying things through StubHub. $170 each. - I tell you what, I was, I had a rant on the way over here. - What's here? - No, it's the classic freaking monopoly thing. I hate the reselling thing. It makes it so hard to like, like concerts and go to concerts because it's like, now I feel it's like a, I only get to go to like a few concerts a year because it's so bloody expensive and it's like a whole moment to like, try to get your tickets. You have to like, cancel your day and just sit at the computer and I'm over it. You know what? No more concerts. - True. - You're so brave. - He's lying. - Ever, ever again. - No, it's Chapparone. - Of course I'm lying. - Of course I'm going to Chapparone. - Chapparone is here. - Oh. - John, you've gotten on the bandwagon. - Yeah, well that might be a poster of conversation. - Yeah, we'll talk more about it on the podcast. - I love it. John, happy Pride Month. I'm so glad you're a Chapparone fan. - Thank you. - Thank you. - It's like a, the observatory, Chapparone, I was like, is she coming to the, it's a Chapparone night. - Karaokey. - I was like, I got so excited and then it said, Chapparone night. - Celebration night. - Yep. - Well, that'll happen. Any final thoughts? Closing remarks. - It's summer. - I saw it. - Dude. - It's about 9,000 degrees out there. - True. - Happy summer in San Diego. - Not so hot in here, which is good. It's not so bad in here. - I just get John's ass to the beach. - Guess you got air conditioning. - Whoo! - All right, you guys, we finally turned it on for the first time. - The house gets so cold, so sad. - I see my SDG knee bell. - Yeah. - You're dead, bro. - I'm sure no, because our house gets cold so fast, then we just turn it off. - Yeah, but we, we ran it all night. - No, we didn't. I turned it off before we went to bed, because I'm smart. - That's crazy. - That's my wife for you. - On the couch, as always, Kara Tafoya, Annie the Scove Scoveman. I'm Ryan. - No, I'm John. - Next week on What The Parkest! - Here's your credit card. - Useless. - Keep that. - The numbers are... - V-Bop, V-Bop, V-Bop, V-A-Tunign. - V-Bop, V-Bop, V-A-Tunign. - It's like, it's like, perfectly turning. - It's like, perfectly turning. - And it's... - Oh no. - Somebody finds our shell. - Yeah, I have fun with their death. - I get killed. - Yeah, I get killed. - I've got a credit card. - Thanks. 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