The podcast you're about to listen to is part of the Professional Casual Network. To find more podcasts like this, please check out professionalcasual.com. Uh, yeah, I'll have a large extra butter popcorn and she'll have snow caps. Really? Snow caps? They taste like cardboard. Okay. Come on, it's time for you to listen to. This will be a interesting one. Um, brothers, sisters, gender resistors. Look, we watched fucking Popeye. Joey, what the fuck was this? All right. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Joey, stop picking movies that have people then die right after you picked them. What the fuck? Time and time of recording. Time of recording. That recording show devolved just passed away, like two days ago. Um, or three days ago, something like that. But yes. So art show devolved treasure. Really love her acting in the shining. Um, that's gonna happen. Yeah. Okay. What without her singing, but I mean that. Yeah. So I was on the way of the Popeye from 1980 was a musical. I don't worry. Guess what? Popeye from 1980 is a musical. Yes. Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was a musical. They don't warn you of that. No. In any conceivable way. Um, I thought. Sorry. There we go. I thought originally it was just gonna be like one or two songs. Just a little daunting. No. There's dance numbers. Uh, kind of, kind of dance numbers. It's like, it's like choreographed running away from people. Right there. Yeah. Yeah. It's weird. Um, I was like, I, I was trying to figure out a way to describe the vibe of this movie. And it's like, if, if Tim Burton did low fantasy steam punk themed Popeye. Low fantasy steam punk themed Popeye. I don't know about the steam punk. Well, cause like they use, I mean, okay, a lot of ropes and pulleys, but I couldn't think of anything other than like sure. Sure. That, that's actually just how old things used to work before and motors and, uh. Right. But like, it has a very like, fancy steam punk vibe. Shanty would be more. Yeah. I guess like Shanty is more like, this was fucking weird, man. So, okay. You know what else is weird was Robin Williams with blonde hair. That didn't bother me as much. I wish it would have. I would say it was. The thing I bothered you the most about. No. I don't know. What bothered me was that they didn't just put them in a bold cap. Oh, and then just have. Cause Popeye doesn't have any hair. Oh, yeah. He doesn't have hair. Popeye's bold. Is it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Popeye's definitely bald. That's a great point. That was uncomfortable. Now that I've processed that. I was more uncomfortable. Also his huge dick meat and forearms. Yeah. Kind of creepy. Not going to lie. He's realistic forearms with natural hair. Well, that was actually Robin Williams hair through the prosthetic. Oh, that makes a lot more fun. Funny enough, the prosthetics, according to IMDB, weren't done in time for some of the production. So, that's why he's got his coat on for like half the movie. Yeah. So, they don't have to deal with the arms. That makes sense. Why, you know, why, why would you get something done in time for, you know, you to shoot them. You're working for the mouth. So, you got to stand. Well, yeah. That was a Disney movie. That was a Disney production. I was surprised by that. It was a Disney production. Why wasn't it on fucking Disney Plus for free? I think because people, they're trying to, like, I'm not distanced themselves. Well, Robert Williams is definitely trying to distance himself from this movie. Yeah, he killed us. Wow. Wait. Is anybody in this cast still alive? Um, is this the first movie where we've watched with the entire cast is no longer alive? No, there's, there's a couple of them alive. I know that baby's dead. Wait, what? I don't know. Dude, I'm in a really weird mood. Um, so here's the, like, yeah, I didn't know. There was a lot of unsettling things. This movie was unsettling, but not intentionally. The accurate representation of the modern taxing system. Yeah, holy shit. What the, is that a real character in Popeye? I don't know a lot about Popeye. I haven't seen. Yeah, same. So, okay. Obviously, uh, wimpy. Um, brutal. Wimpy still alive, by the way, the actor who plays wimpy still alive. Okay. That's stupid. Um, Popeye's dad. Um, see, I don't, I don't remember all of oil's family at all. So I don't know about that. I felt like that was very... Yeah, not oil's still alive. Really? Castor, oil's still alive. Yeah, I like how they're all named after oil. Russ House? I don't know. Uh, see here. There is a, I mean... Oh, Russ was a child brother? I don't know. That's one thing I didn't know. I mean, like Ron was saying, I didn't know all of had this so much extended family. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay, so speaking of the castor died when what's that one boxer like kick him into nowhere. I don't care if he came back. That's a ghost. Yeah. Yeah. I have it on the kill count. So, uh, they, the, the Jewish guy, cause I'm assuming he was supposed to be Jewish. Uh, the father? The guy that was telling the carrots? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, okay, I don't think there's a more subtle way they could have, um, you know, like made that very clear that he was. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't there. It was very much Walt Disney inspired. Let's put it that way. Very... For it's time. Yes. Also, uh, when Castor started talking about, uh, uh, domestic violence against his possible future wife, whenever he got one, like, holy shoot. When they're sitting at the dinner table and he's like, yeah, all the boils, my wife act like that. I'd give her a pop in the mouth or whatever. And it's like, holy shit, dude. Like, call me a shit. I mean, isn't it Popeye from the 40s or something? So that kind of tracks. Yeah. It's very honeymooners. Sure, I guess, but, I mean, we literally make it right. Yeah. Of course. 20, 24 times, it looks real bad. Oh, 30s. 1929 was when he was created. So yeah, that definitely was normal for back then. Also, is it just me or is all of a huge cut in this movie? Uh, not great. She... I don't think nobody in the town is doing it. Like, she's just a terrible person. Like... She's not a good person. This movie was ultimately fine. In the sense of like, I did not hate it to the level of like catwalkin' or... Sure. It was fucking weird and unsettling. And I didn't really understand a lot of what was going on. Mainly because... Don't worry, neither did the writer or the cast. Yeah. The fucking dialogue is atrocious because of these fucking accents. Which, by the way, did anyone else realize that the entire dialogue was real? The entire dialogue was redone? Like, they... Right, no, Robin Williams. The entire dialogue in post. Yeah, I know Robin Williams apparently was so inaudible because of his whatever... Popeye's dialect. Popeye's dialect. Yeah. He was trying to do, could not understand it. So he had to do a giant chunk, if not all, of his dialogue over again. And it's very obvious because they don't even try to link it up. Yeah, I didn't... I think it was during the boxing scene. Yeah. Where everything was like a second off. Mm-hmm. Like... And I'm like, "Oh, is it just a bad copy on Tubi or Pluto TV or whatever the heck we watched it?" Yo, I'm willing to pay money now to get better straight. Like, I'm glad Tubi exists for people who want to just stream for free. I will try to watch this on my phone. 45 fucking minutes of advertisements. Yeah. It was every 15 minutes there was an advertisement. It was every seven minutes. Mine was like, well... Mine felt maybe it was seven. I didn't feel that close together, but... Like, holy shit. And now we're all like the TV... Because they're all the stuff that I see on cable too. So like, they're just bumping all of that over to like these free stuff. Yeah, we're just paying for cable again. And even all the services that we pay for still have commercials now. Yeah. I think the only one that doesn't is Hulu, because... I'm just like doing it. Hulu does. Hulu does. You just... Hulu, you already... But they already had it since where it was like, if you pay the extra money, you don't get the commercials. Like, that was their thing from a gig. But that's the same with Netflix. Netflix is now... But see, Netflix was originally... It was all about, you know, "Hey, add free TV." Like, that was the whole point of Netflix. And now it's like, "Oh, now you have to pay extra for this." You have to pay extra for the app. No, Hulu just used to be free, and then you had to watch the ads. Right. And then it was fine. Hulu started off as a free service. And then you just had to watch ads in the middle of it. And I had no problem with that because... Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. But my problem is, I'm paying for a fucking service. I am paying for it. I don't want a fucking watcher. Goddamn fucking commercials, because I'm already paying for the service. And you guys are already making so much money off of us. Go fuck yourselves, you pieces of shit. I hope you all die. Anyways. So 10 minutes in, we've always had like our... Yeah, we've already... We've been demonetized for this research. We've been a man. He's a cock. Yeah, that's true. Very realistically, though, I think I double pay for Hulu. Because I have the normal Hulu, and then I did the bundle with Disney to make it cheaper. But now I can't actually figure it out, but I think I get double charged. And then the bundle deal, Hulu. Yeah, I think I have to manually go in and do it, but that's really hard to do. It's like a whole thing. So I know, so we've got... I'm paying for Hulu, but then I think Emily with Disney Plus is on the package where we get Hulu there. So we're technically paying for two Hulu's. Yeah, I'm also not totally sure you get the full Hulu experience. I don't think you get everything that's on Hulu. You do, though. I've been popping over back and forth to just double check for some stuff. And it doesn't wait. I need to pay for every Hulu because I try to watch the bear in every like seven minutes as a commercial. Eight minutes as a commercial. I was going to say the only difference is the Hulu on Disney Plus does have commercials where I'm paying for the Hulu without... without commercials. Commercials? Uh-huh. At this point, no. At this point, I both. Because I'm a cheap bastard and I guess I'll sit there commercials. But anyway... I used to... So I used to have no problems with commercials on Hulu. And then my dad was like, "Hey, so I'll pay for half of it for a year if you go without commercials." I mean, you're older than me. You had to deal with commercials for longer. Why are you complaining about it? Come on. And that was pretty cool. Yeah, I was going to say, "Wow. Way to get around to pay for that half." Top of the scenario. You paid for it before. Dick. Uh... Anyway, this movie was fucking weird. This... the olive oil stuff was probably some of my... I chose it. Again, "Love shall lead the ball." Some of the most annoying, for example. We get the whole song with her. Apparently she's marrying Bluto or she's going to be ready to be engaged by Bluto. Yeah, which makes sense because that's how it usually works in the cartoons too. Popeye and Bluto are both in love with her. And then they fight over her. I thought she was always with Popeye, though. She was okay. Honestly, olive oil was always looking for the BBD. So... Okay. Is that how you magically adopt a kid? You know... Is that how you get it from? Yeah. What happened? How... Okay. There's an unpack. Let's go back to the start. Let's go back to the fucking song that I've been singing for the last fucking 48 hours. Do you know, I've had the one... He's large. Stuck in my fucking head. There's only one way to get it out, Joey. That's what the fucking bullet, man. Like, it's lodged in there. It's not coming out. I mean, that sucks. I at least have the Popeye theme song stuck in my head. So that's... I'll take that over the... the... whatever the hell she was singing. And he's large. What? Shut the fuck up. It's that there's only four, like, lines in this fucking song. She just gets her painting it and then her sisters are like fucking... fucking giggling at it and like... He's large! Shut the fuck up! Fucking hate of this movie. I didn't really hate this movie. He was just fucking weird and unsettling. Sure. Like, there's a very small amount of good things in this movie. Very small amount. But it's not the worst movie I've ever seen. True. I'll put it out there. Not the worst movie we watched on this podcast. Correct. But, I don't know. I did call the... that the Comadot was Popeye's dad, like, immediately. Oh, yeah. That's very obvious. Yeah. I was so questioned. Is Popeye missing an eye or does he just... because they made it... I thought they were... I thought he was quitting. Yeah, but they made it sound like he was missing an eye. Yeah. That was definitely implied. But then, when he was talking with his dad, he was like, "Oh, you got the shame eye as me. We should both squint." It's fucking weird, man. I don't know. I don't know. It didn't make any sense. We didn't make any sense. Why is this what we did make sense? I love it. That accurate. Do you think this would have been if we were on, like, drugs? But it made more sense. Is this, like, is this, like, the... No. What's the movie? It's Pink Floyd movie, The Wall. I still would have got annoyed by all the townspeople and just everything they were doing. Yeah. Like, the antics, if you will, that they were doing. Like, it was supposed to be slapstick comedy, but it was just kind of... Sure. Not... Like, it was over the top. That's the problem. It was so fucking weird. And it wasn't even good over the top slapstick comedy. It was just... Like, I think it was supposed to make it look cartoonish. Sure. But, like, it failed. I think my problem was I went into this thinking it was kind of kind of my same, like, going in with Dick Tracy, which is like, this is going to be... Like, I knew the preconceived notion of this movie, and I was waiting for it to blow me away. And the majority of the time, I had a... I could feel my face, and it was, like, look of confusion. Oh, just like... Yeah. Fuck is the... Why is... I'm so confused. I... So, not a million fucking voices sucked. I hated it. It was annoying. It's not... It was not... This was his first starring role in movies. Like, he... Obviously, he was on TV forever. He had his first... More convincing. Exactly. His first actual movie, he was a... I don't say a bit... Partly, he had a side part. A small role. This was his first starring role. And... I'll be honest, how he got worked after this... I was going to say, it really speaks to how good of an actor he was. Well, yeah. By fighting this movie. Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah. His stand-up was always really good, too. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I kind of... Okay, so I didn't pay a lot of attention to this movie, because I was also working on "Rogan the Hut" while I was doing it. But... You're good, by the way. Go look at our shop for a new shirt. Yeah. Look at this time. Look at that. We are pumping out the fuck shirts now, baby. We don't need patreon.com/professionalcasual. If you do want to help support this show, you can enter there at the 301 tier. Now, this is directly... We would love to finally get paid by the boss. That would be great. But if not, head over to the T-public store and get one of our shirts. Thank you. By the way, Tim did finally get back to me. Apparently, that was in the wrong chat. Oh, thank God. So he just wasn't losing his mind. I'm like, "Hello, okay." I love that. Yep. We love you, buddy. Yep. We do. Yep. Good luck, buddy. All right. What are we doing? No, this was a weird... So, I mean, okay. So at one point in time, we got the olive oil leaving the engagement party. Bluedo shows up. Bluedo shows up. Sorry. Bluedo shows up. It's mad that he, uh, that olive is nowhere to be seen. And then he starts destroying the house. Yeah. Well, because he's, he's a proper violin. Yeah, that's probably the man of the man. If your wife's not there, you got to beat her on the house until she shows up, right? Like, isn't that the way it worked in the 1930s? I don't know. Yeah, literally. I guess. It wasn't right. That's right. The, uh, the actor, uh, Paul L. Smith. Um, I recognize him from Maverick, the movie Maverick with, uh, Mel Gibson. He was the older. War guy who was willing to, uh, hunt humans or hunt Indians. Yeah, the, the Russian. Yes. Yeah. Um, yeah. Yeah. It's a movie. I recognize. Oh, it's a, I know. Maverick's a pretty good movie. Yeah. It's a lot of fun. All right. I mean, it's kind of stupid, but it's, it's good. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I love his character on this one too. Yeah. I'll consider it. So, so that happens. Olive oil leaves and she's not paying attention as she runs into Popeye who is standing at the pier. Um, and then she like yelled at him for. Yeah. She's just awaiting him. Like he, he's done something like they know each other. This is the first time that they meet. No, it's not. No, it's not. It's like the second or third time because when they first, because he's staying up, you're right. When they, when you're right, when they first meet in the house, she's burying him for listening in on her conversation. The conversation they're having right in front of him. Yeah. And he's, and he's actively trying to not listen and they won't, they, they. I did the adopted child. This doesn't make any fucking sense. And that's what I'm getting at. So after that little Kefa at the pier, they walk another five feet away because this town is only 20 feet long, like it's super freaking small. Then they're sitting out because it was so tiring. And this mother. Takes the basket. That was all of olive oil is closed. Swops it with her baby, which I would point out later on when Popeye takes care of the black man and the baby starts getting passed around. The first person to pick up Sweet Pea is the mother and then hands off some of some other kid or some other person. Just saying that. So this is a town of like 25 people, 30 people. And poor, right? That's like the whole thing. And there's just a man that walks around collecting. Is he supposed to be the mayor? Is he literally just a guy who's attacked? He's attacked man. I think he is like either the Commodore's tax man or Bluedo's tax man because Bluedo apparently is, you know, a terrible person. Yeah. And then he and because he was marrying olive oil, the family was getting like a tax break. Yeah. Yeah. This is so stupid. Okay, that right there is just actually a shot at the American tax system and how tax payers, you know, work. If you're in with the people that are running the place, you don't have to pay taxes. But if you're not, you get to pay taxes on everything. Sure. Yeah. But I also feel like this joke was done in another movie and done better. I feel like I've seen it somewhere else. Yeah, and I am like very curious of like the tax guy is a character and Popeye or he was made for this movie as some type of like political satire. And if that's the case, I don't think it hit at all in any conceivable way. And this was very not good. That's not true. He got hit when he got knocked down the. Long slide. But there were like, let's see, there was a fun tax. There was a lawyer in tax. There was a just being a kid tax. Yeah. There's a curiosity tax. Yeah. There was a moving tax. There was a parking your boat under the doc tax. Yeah. There was a time you got anything you had to pay a tax. Yeah. And he only took exact change because he didn't want to pay money back, I guess. Yep. Which actually sounds like tax. Yeah. Exactly. Cool. I did enjoy when. We P was predicting the future and when we took him to the. Yeah. Oh, yes. The little fake horses, which then everybody every time anybody won or lost. Because it was a, it was an illegal gambling tax. Yes. Yes. Also, there was the tax to go watch the boxing, the illegal boxing match. Yes, that too. Yep. Tax for everything. It's so stupid. And yet it's true to live. I can't enjoy anything anymore. I'm down all the taxes. Can you do that? Can I what? Can you burn all the taxes? Yeah. With the little help. Yeah. Just destroying America and then, you know, have to rebuild everything. I'm sorry. Did I shoot and miss with that joke there? Yeah, a little bit. You clipped it. That's a lot of a see. That took me with it. Holy shit. That's funny. All right. Oh, like I got the joke. Oh, I got the joke. Good stuff. We do have a marker for animal abuse because the octopus definitely was getting hit. Oh, absolutely. I've got that one in there. So you have the octopus. When this movie turned into a hentai. And actually it's moving. And it said that the animals turned out harm to the making of this movie. So because I look. It was a fake. It was a really terribly rubber octopus. Was it? Yes. Because they actually said 9DB. They blew their budget. So that's why the octopus looks so bad. It doesn't look good. It also looks terrible. Yeah, yep. Holy shit. The pelican. Oh, yeah. I thought I legit thought that was supposed to be a carving. And it was like a. Throw it at somebody. Horn or it was like a scope or something. I don't know. I didn't realize it was going to be the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen. I'm trying to be an actual bird. Holy shit. Yeah. It was not great. It was not great. Yeah, that's all my notes. I think the last thing I have. It's going to be really, really short upside. We got stuff. Sorry. What are you talking about? I literally. But the smoothie. Yeah, basically. I've got that. I've got a blue that was swimming out into nothing. So like I definitely put him down as a kill count as well. Along with the octopus because when Popeye obviously ate his spinach and shot him out of the water. Mine only eats the spinach. What was the point of that? Like it's the whole point of. Yeah. The movie is it's the origin stories of him finally figuring out the. Which is good for you. I guess. Do they still sell Popeye. Like I know that there's actually a spinach company. Well, I mean, isn't that why the cartoon was made so they could sell spinach because nobody wanted to eat spinach because it was disgusting in a can. Yeah, probably. I mean, sure. I'm sure it was all actually war propaganda, if I had a guess. Like the. If I had to get really speaking, honestly realistically speak. Spinach. At the time was not something they wanted to send to the war. Right? Because everything else was getting canned to be sent to war for fuel for. Soldiers. So they were trying to promote the sales of spinach here. So people would stop eating the other stuff that they were trying to send. Which is stupid because spinach is actually really good for you. Which shows you how stupid they were in the. I'm very certain that the stuff that having cans is not. A good source of nutrients. The can I mean, you'll be introduced to this guy. So if you want to go buy Popeye spinach, you could. Okay. I mean, I think it's a lot of. Anything you cook. Anything you cook a thing that is like full of good stuff, like spinach or kale or whatever. You're going to lose it just from the cooking process. Like you lose all the stuff that having cans is boiled. Right. And they like you boil it in the can. But it does help preserve it. So like it's kind of the trade off. Nowadays we are okay. Like we do it. Just don't let fucking media tell you that we're having shortages. We're never actually having shortages. We're constantly throwing out food. All the time. All the time. Stop throwing out food. Anyway, the point is. Spinach is gross. I'm not a bit. I think I put like so, I don't know. Chuck, if you have this in where you live, but we've got a flat top grill here. Yeah. And I put spinach in my meal level once in a while. Like if not, yeah. I mean, yeah, if well. Spinach or fried. Right. Like spinach boiled and then just like thrown on top of something fucking gross, but like, yeah, throw it in a pan with oil, salt, pepper. Some garlic onion do like a, so we have a dish in New York. Called Utica greens, which is escroll. But a lot of people before escroll would use spinach, like canned spinach for the dish. And it's like, think of it kind of like a cheesy colored greens, almost. And then you, you put a Parmesan cheese. It's pancetta. It's pancetta. Escroll onions, garlic, and red chili peppers. And you chop all that up and then you like saute it. You put Parmesan cheese and bread crumbs on top and then you bake it really quick. Just like kind of mill everything. It's really good. But then you spinach before they use escroll. So canned spinach is like perfect for that. What is escroll? Escroll is like a really delicate, think of it kind of like a cross between a Swiss char and a bok choy. Okay. Yeah. It holds, it, it wilts, but it holds up really well to heat. Like it doesn't like turn to liquid, like some leaf stew when applied to heat. Yeah. And it doesn't shrink. That's the other thing. Like spinach does. It's, it's, it's decent. It's fine. It's full of water. Like a flavor it up. Well, yeah. And you got to like cook the shit off it or it's just kind of watery. It's good though. So my last note I have, we can mark another one for our ragdoll count. When Ludo is punching Popeye and goes rolling down the pier. Yeah. And then when he like hammers them into the pier and he spins through those two different holes, both look kind of bad. Yeah. I forget what our count is at for that now. Like we're, it's not high. It's still single digits, I think. Let's say. Yeah. Yeah. It's not good. This, I mean, again, this was the, I'm not, I'm not. I hope for this movie. Like it. I remember thinking it was better. I remember seeing it. Oh, see, I've, I've never seen, I have, again, this is another world. Those times where I've realized I've never seen the actual full movie. And like there were, I thought that maybe I had just missed the good parts, but I didn't. They just weren't there. I really loved this movie though is Jess. Jess really loves this movie and always has. And that's just the show probably. You might want to stop before we get to the scores. Okay. I could see, I, okay, I could, I could see if you were a kid, if you were like a young kid and you saw this movie and it was like one of the first movies you'd ever seen. And all the slapstickiness is like something that you've been funny. Yeah, I could get away. This would be your favorite movie. I could, I could, this in the 80s, this would have been a perfectly fine movie. Yeah. Yeah. This would have been like, oh, let's go watch Popeye for a quarter. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because, I mean, you have the Popeye cartoon. Obviously you've got these dudes who have been on the, on TV for years. Yeah. Like you have that, like you said, the slapsticky stuff. We have, what was the show on the family? Uh, on the family, uh, threes, well, not threes company. Um, what's the one? Jefferson's? No? Yeah. What's the, uh, well, I was very thinking, I was thinking about the one that has the, the, the bigot is the dad. So all the family is actually a lot. Those were the days. Not to make a big parade. You got me there, but I don't know. Yeah, but I don't know. Uh, hold on. Let me see. Continue. Was it seventh heaven, bigot as a dad? No. Sorry about that. That was a good one. Thank you. Um, no, that's really all. No, I have. Uh, yeah, that's. I have a comment about the town looking terrible, but. I mean, it's a. I think that is what that was all built, wasn't it? Like it was like I dropped that. They built all that. And then the, um, the legend is that they didn't want to tear it down. So they left it. I don't know if the legend is that they just left. I mean, they left it, but, um, I don't know if it's like the amusement attraction now. It is now a, uh, an attraction. You go to a tourist attraction and apparently brings in money. Yeah. It does pretty well. I mean, I've lived added to it since then. Oh, I can't even reinforce some stuff. Yeah. It's still the same shit they used to build it in that day. And it's just, it's like, um, uh, in goofy movie, when it takes some of the possum part. Oh. Laster is possum part. Love that movie. I just can't fucking type really. So Joey and I went and watched a movie in theaters today. Yeah. Yeah. Archie Bunker all in the family. Okay. Yes. Yes. Yeah. It's very Archie Bunker-esque humor. Kind of. I mean, it is like the slappiness and the, you know, it's very. That's like abuse. It's, it's very eighties and it just. I mean, if you work. If domestic abuse doesn't make you laugh, are you really enjoying the eighties? No. Are you really a man? You know what I mean? Like if you don't laugh at threatening to beat up your wife who loves you unconditionally. Almost to a very questionable. Degree. Are you? Well, because she was an amazing. Yeah, but. It just imitates life here. Yeah. I know. I know. Um. All righty. I think that's. I've got nothing else. I literally. No. We're. We're. As far as we can. Chuck, have you watched the new episode of the boys yet? No. Now listen, by the time this episode comes out, the boys have been over like a month and a half. So. Yeah. I haven't actually watched yet. All right. Well, I was going, I was trying to watch. How many episodes have you watched so far? I've, I'm all caught up. Except for the last. Gotcha. Cause like, is it just me or is this season just kind of lackluster? Oh, you haven't gone. Have you, are you caught up? Yeah. Oh. All right. I don't know. I'm just, it's just not, it's not doing it for me. I don't know. I mentioned this on the TV. No. No, I didn't even, you didn't even get to see your tits. Like sometimes they will, no, they will hang dong in the show three times a fucking episode. Right. I feel like, well, we don't get to see. You know what? I'm glad they hang dong three times. It's about time to get more female front, front male nudity. Sure. Absolutely getting boobs and bush. I, it's time that we hang some song boys, hang your dogs. That's it. Let's go whip them out. You know, it's about time that men start stepping up. Women are constantly objectified with sexuality of having to expose themselves. Script men whip out your dingies. Okay. Right. Right now. I said, I said dicks too many times and we froze. There we go. Joey, I won't even fit on screen. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Yeah. Joey's over here like, yeah, let me get this sucker out. Oh, sure. Um, okay. Well, yep. All right. That's it. So how about that sports ball game? Anyway, let's just move on here. Um, so kill count. I counted three. Castor was definitely killed in the boxing match. The octopus was killed because I'm going to say when Popeye hit him, he like knocked him on top of the cliff or whatever and he can get down. And then blue though died swimming out into the middle of nowhere. Sounds accurate. I mean, we're kind of reaching for that. We're kind of breaking for all of it, technically, but whatever. Yeah. To the do see caster. Although again, I'm saying he's a ghost. Castor's ghost. Yeah. Oh, Ron, what you got for a big go? Uh, obviously we had the talking trope where everybody had some kind of weird, like accent or like time is like period essential sound to their voices. Yeah. Government interference because, you know, the Commodore and the tax man were technically the government of the area. Uh, comic logic because everything in here is comic logic. Uh, yeah. Animal cruelty. Uh, betrayal by a friend because, you know, uh, fucking, um, would be steals the baby. Yeah. Uh, there are a lot of sexual innuendos. Um, and, uh, we had a lot of misogyny. I feel like wimp didn't have enough of a stroke fade. Like the dude, the dude like literally has had so many strokes because all he does is he cheese burgers. Like he didn't, yeah, it's just like, I guess this is an origin stroke. This is like pre first stroke he's ever had. That's okay. And then we had. I'll say I did appreciate the sign of we don't take credit, especially wimpy. Yeah. And then we had a fight for control of something because they were trying to get a hold of, uh, first, um, the baby, sweet pea and then the treasure. Yeah. Yeah. The last bit of this movie, the last like 15 minutes, I kind of checked out. Same. I was watching it, but I really wasn't watching it. Yeah. That was literally. I know that I saw the end of this movie, but I don't remember how it ends. Yeah. I remember the Commodore was like all against Popeye saying that he was his son. I didn't know all of a sudden. Oh, yeah, we're definitely my son. Like, when did that happen? Okay. Yeah. I was like nothing to like he didn't want like he had already kind of won fights, but like that wasn't good enough. Like I was expecting that to be the same. Oh, you are my, if I just lie here or whatever. Yeah. So by the fact that we looked the same, talked the same thing, literally have the same arms. Yeah. There's no way that's not hereditary, you know what I mean? Right. The squinty eye or the pipe. Both. Yeah. Become a woman in their mouth. Actually, just like their deformed tongue. No, because Popeye finds his on the ground in the middle of the town. Yeah. He goes, Oh, there's my pipe. I've been looking for that or something. He picks it up, but everybody's acting like they've ever seen him before. That he's like this new stranger in town and nobody knows who he is. Because he's not just fighting. Well, well, maybe it was like his dad's by Paul. That could be it. That's probably it. Because he Commodore is dead. Would you get rid of the spawn tape there, Chuck? I mean, the octopus in the pelican looked fucking atrocious. We're supposed to actually be representations of actual almost again. They convinced me that they weren't. You know what I mean? They looked so bad. I just assumed that they were supposed to be fake. Yeah. I mean, it's like the scene. Everything practical in this, like everything that they did. If there was C, I didn't notice, but I must have also been paying attention. Because I can't imagine it would have been good. I don't think there was. I mean, I think it was wrong. I also think it was on the CG in this movie. I don't think there was either. This is like weirdly. Is this like a period piece kind of? It's like a. It's like a. It's a not fake. It's not fiction. No, it's a fiction. It's a fictional period piece that's not of any particular period because it's own IP. I don't know. Like 42 out of a out of 487. Like it looked good. Looks fine. But it just looks bad. Yeah. It just in general looked bad, but I think it would have looked bad back then. That's right. I mean, this one did win an award. Oh, yeah, they had to have been a razzy. Yeah. Were they even doing those back then? They were. Wow. It's not. Give out blocks of wood. As the. I don't remember what they give out. I thought that was actually like a golden statue. But. Oh, I feel like I've seen a one of words here when we were. It's just a block of wood written with Sharpie, but. I mean, I'm making that up. That's kid's choice of words. Yeah, but they're giving the wood to those kids for sure. So. Oh, yeah. Ron, you can do it, but you can. That was a good one. That was a good one. Thank you. All right. My score. Yes. What's you got for us? Score. All right. Is this a pop? I guess. In all, in all technical things. Pop is in it. He does uncomfortably look like. That's true. Other than the hair. Again, maybe an origin story. Who knows? Do you think they had him shave his head and they were like, Oh, Jesus. No, let's get a wig on him. I mean, it also doesn't look like his hair. Like it looked. I don't know. It was very strange. Yeah. I mean, in the eighties and. Yeah, I guess that was a. Or a fro. That also was more commend. I mean, that was just a. That was the style, though. Like being a perm was like a style back in the day. Yeah. All right. All right. This wasn't a. This was not a. Enraged and I hate the movie and I'm mad at Joe for making me watch it. I'm mad by myself. Just saying. I'm annoyed that I had to watch it. Like it's not bad and I'm like never going to watch it again. I'm definitely never going to watch this again, but I'm not mad like I was at steel. I'm not mad at it like I was. Catwoman. But I definitely did not enjoy it and I was very confused by it. 2.2. I guess. Yeah, I guess a 2.2 like. I've been singing. It's large for 48 hours. Yeah, I feel like that would make my score go down if that got stuck in my head, but my partner got so sick of me. Because of my fucking like stimming of that at one point. I was stimming so fucking hard. Over and over and over again. And she's like sing. She's literally singing anything else. And he's tall. She's like, no. It's the fucking voice. I'm like, I know. It's like, sorry. But when I was when that C came on Emily called down was like, is that you? I'm like, yes, it's showing the ball. She's singing. Like, oh, I thought it was a cat, but yeah, sorry. Popeye. I know. It's really bad. You tell your partner. I'm sorry about that. Um, now she doesn't care. It's fine. Yeah. She doesn't know. She just kind of went. That's fair. All right. Um, this movie was something and it was not enough to keep my attention. Uh, Simon was in here watching it with me. And he was just kind of like, what the heck is going on? You know, I did get to finish Rogan the Hut. So there is that. Um, I don't know. I just, it just wasn't. I feel like they could have done a lot more with it. The one thing they did do pretty well was the costumes, I think, other than Popeye's head. Cause like olive oil's dress looks like olive oil's dress. For the most part. You know, Popeye's outfit looked like Popeye's outfit. Sweet Peas outfit looked like Sweet Peas outfit. Uh, would be, you know, they looked like their characters they played. Um, but it still wasn't, I don't know. I gave it a 2.31. Cause I know how to use double decimals. Wow. That's nice of you. We only need one of us to play to like break it up. Well, it's really breaking up our own. Yeah, it's for our personal scores is what Joey was worried about. Yeah, but I was, I've been doing decimals for the since the start, so. That is true. Yeah. All right, Joey, what you got, bud? Uh, I'm going to, I'm going to try and do some positives for this. Which cause that's, I don't know. Um, Joey's got, he started a new thing. He's trying to be positive, find a positive in life, you know, I'm positive. It doesn't make you content. I enjoyed the, the boxing match. Uh, I enjoyed, uh, Sweet Peas gambling. I said that earlier. Um, that's about it. I mean, I agree that the costumes were very good. Access was terrible. The movie was trash. The commercial, watching it on Pluto TV and having all those commercials. The commercials. It's annoying as fuck. Fucking insane. Like the only, the only thing that I, uh, I will save for the commercials is they made me reminiscent of being a kid because every time a commercial would come on, I'd leave the room. Yeah. Uh, literally every time a commercial come on, I pop on my phone. I start playing a game or something. Um, yeah. The songs, the songs were not great. They were garbage. They were all terrible. Yeah. Even his version of Pop by the Sailor Man was bad. Cause he wasn't even really singing it. It was like, I am. Yeah. Like, what do you do? Okay. Whatever. Uh, so yeah, I gave this a, uh, 2.45. Like it, it was, it's not great. I didn't have a terrible time, but I don't ever play on watching this ever again. Like I'm not, I'm not upset that I watched it. Like I'm happy I finally have finally seen it, but I'm not, now I know that I don't ever have to watch it ever again. Correct. And again, it's really interesting. The fact that, that, um, Rob Williams still had a career after this. I will say, according to them to be, Shelley Devalle enjoyed doing this movie because it was a standard, Stanley Kubrick. Apparently with her torturing her on the shining. So like, it was a very drastic change. And she going from that to this. Um, so that gets that helped out her a little bit. Yeah. I've heard some like, not great things about what happened on the show. Yeah. Same. Yeah. That's unfortunate. Yeah. Um, but that being said, we got a combined score. Of two point three, two, which drops it in at number 98. Wow. Out of 108 movies. It is just behind Hulk from 2003 at 2.43. And just above the invisible Iron Man cartoon from 2007 at a 2.25. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, that actually makes sense because I would, I would probably, um, no, I mean, I wouldn't watch any of them again. I would watch Hulk. Definitely watch Hulk over this. That's fair. I would also watch Hulk over this. I mean, obviously I'd watch Sheena Queen of the Jungle over this, but Sheena's under it for whatever reason. Yeah. I guess that's true. I would probably watch that also. Huh? Two scores versus three scores. Fat. Yeah. Probably. But I mean, Sheena also wasn't really good movie. No, but it did have one thing that this movie didn't have that made it better. Boobs. Yeah. Boobs. It's the answer is always boobs. Especially with Ron. Yeah. It's a good answer guys. All right. We got Red Sonya below this one too. That was terrible. Yeah. I would probably still watch Red Tonya over this though too. Yeah. All right. So we're going to retroactively change our scores. Everything goes up by a pointer. Actually, if no, Red Sony is a 1.03. So it will still be below five. Yeah. I did like a lot of things. I've been thinking about it because I thought it was King Kong Monday at first. So I did. But in nine. And I realize it wasn't. But I thought at the time I was. Yeah. And then that. I mean, still bad things about the movie. You get the scene in the, the, the food house, the rough house where it was called, where all these guys are picking up Papa. And then they basically make all the patrons apologize. And then later on the movie, they're all chummy chummy. You know, Papa. Like literally the whole town is fine with him now. Yeah. It's amazing. No. So. Well, that's a. The Chuck. That's where can they find you, buddy? You can find me on Instagram and take that kicked out of the hood. No, he in kicked. You can find my hobby page over. I kicked out of the hobby. No, he in kicked. You can. No, you're probably not going to find a lady showed on anytime soon. But if you do. Check the archives. Well, it's. There's some stuff going on, but, um, uh, but you can check out the archives. Get ready for it. We'll be recording again soon. Just some scheduling conflicts. So. Yep. Ronald, where can they find your. Ask. A planner right here on my couch. Um, you can find me on Instagram and tick tock at good at this game. You can find my art on Instagram at good art. This game and on a couple of our shirts on Redbubble and T public. Uh, and you can find me on this podcast, obviously. Joey. Uh, Instagram and threads, comic book rundown, email us, comic rundown, gmail.com. Right in the view us on your podcasting up a choice. If you do, we'll read an upcoming episode. Uh, like Ron just said, we've got merchant. We're a rebel in T public with new merch going up periodically. Uh, should be a new by the time you guys are hearing this, we should have our new. Rogue and the hut shirt up there. Is that there? Um, and then, uh, our song was done by Kim. So very specifically, I'm also going to have to do a shirt for Emily now because she requested it. So. Well, she just requested the drawing, not the shirt. I guess that's true. Well, you also have another one in the works, right? Like you, we, you've written else something else down like a week or two ago. I'll have to go back through my notes and figure it out because I'm sure yeah, I'm sure there's something else that I wrote down. I just don't remember what. That's fine. There's a lot. Oh, it's written as, you know, more union buster shirt. Yes. Yes. I wrote that one. Cause I would write that to work. Oh, yeah. Holy shit. Forgot it. That's a good joke. Oh my God. All right, everybody. Thank you all for listening. Our next movie is going to be the Terminator. Oh, yeah. The Terminator. So very much Terminator franchise. Despite its decline, it's still one of my favorites ever. But I haven't actually watched the original Terminator in a very long time. It's been a minute for me. I'm gonna almost everything. I think the Sarah Connor Chronicles. I never finished the show. Like I watched first season. I enjoyed that show. Like this season too. I enjoyed. I mean, they're not great, but I've seen every single Terminator. I have seen the first two and that's it. The one was I liked. I liked the third one, but I saw I was a kid and I thought. I thought the girl Terminator is a cool concept. I feel like a step back. Being a exo or like skeleton with the liquid skin top. I felt like kind of a step back in a lot of ways. But when you when you have a just fucking gangbusters movie like T two is. It's hard. Yeah, capture that. Yeah. And yeah, that means, but it'll be very interesting to see going back and re watching this now. Because I've seen so many times because I love that movie objectively. I honestly think I saw Terminator two first before I watched Terminator. Yeah, I did all those things. Yeah, also saying it wasn't until I went back. Yeah, so when we'll talk about that on that show. Hi, thank you all for listening. We'll catch you next time. Bye. Thanks so much for listening. 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